Wednesday Morning Links

by | May 3, 2023 | Daily Links | 301 comments

Too little too late?

I went to my first MLB game this season last night. Those rule changes really make the game feel rushed. It was not great. Also, the Astros couldn’t hit the ball and lost. But I’d have still felt the same about the pitch clock and everything else even if they’d won. Florida and Seattle got off to good starts in their second round series. The other two start tonight. Can Big Sam save Leeds? They waited long enough to bring him in. Also, Arsenal finally won a match after over a month. And that’s sports.

Glowies. Glowies everywhere!

Yikes. This is bad. Now…what about all the current FBI assets that were there? What did they say and do?

I’m sure this deal will suck. Also, we have an entire section of the US Code dedicated to immigration. That should be enforced rather than ignored. Title 42 is a red herring. It was never even passed by the legislature anyway.

That’s how it works. Abide by House rules and you get to attend sessions. As it stands, this person will now only be able to…do literally everything in the job description except sit in the same room as the other reps while topics are debated.

Untip the scales!

Please, please, please let this be the end of the insanity. I actually have faith in the institution that it will happen.

There won’t be anything left there pretty soon. Which is when the local officials will start blaming the businesses for the consequences of their own actions.

Bureaucrats gonna bureaucrat. Heaven forbid they do what they want with their own private property.

I guess this reporter ran out of space in the article. What other explanation could there be for the omission of important facts, like what actions by the crazy person precipitated the shooting? I guess it’s just a coincidence.

It’s about fucking time. Those crooked bastards need to go, because that election was an absolute sham.

Here’s a snappy little tune. Just gets right down to business and never slows down. And here comes the xylophone magic. Not to mention the clarinet. Another fun song.  Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.

About The Author

sloopyinca

sloopyinca

301 Comments

  1. sloopyinca

    I’m gonna first my own post?

      • Fourscore

        Too many good articles to chose from, we have to read them all first. It’s because you gave us a great line up. It’s your own fault, you know.

      • SDF-7

        Victim blaming, Glibs style! 😉

    • Not Adahn

      Someone has to. Why not you?

    • SDF-7

      If you must, I suppose. Morning, Sloopy.

    • Brochettaward

      I was washing my hair.

  2. Not Adahn

    What other explanation could there be for the omission of important facts, like what actions by the crazy person precipitated the shooting? I guess it’s just a coincidence.

    Relatedly, after days of mentioning that a (otherwise unidentified) gunman with an AR-15 killed a family in Cleveland, NPR finally mentioned that the “alleged” shooter was “undocumented” and had been deported multiple times previously. They mentioned all of this in single line of the piece which had spent much more time lambasting the notorious racist Abbot for calling the victims “illegal immigrants.”

    • UnCivilServant

      Please, the terminology is Illegal Aliens

      • SDF-7

        I thought it was Xenomorphs of Color this year….

      • Not Adahn

        *ahem*

        BIPOC MOGAI Peripatetics.

      • Sean

        Don’t feed them after midnight.

    • Sensei

      Here’s the euphemism the WSJ used.

      Sheriff Capers said Mr. Oropesa had a Mexican consulate card. Mr. Oropesa’s wife talked to investigators after the shooting, Sheriff Capers said.

    • Drake

      They also lightened up all his photos to make him into a “white Hispanic”.

    • rhywun

      Speaking of crazy person.

      I have a feeling we’re about five minutes from Bernie Goetz: Part II.

      • Sensei

        It’s not surprising given that the crazies on the streets and trains are approaching levels I haven’t seen since the 1990s.

        They’ve got a bunch of other witnesses so I question if the guy was choked for 15 minutes as claimed.

      • Gustave Lytton

        There was a babbling crazy sitting on the bench outside the hotel when I checked in yesterday. Hotel staff inside were completely ignoring it. This is in the “conservative” part of the state and outside of the usual downtown haunts.

        The untreated MH and druggies have been rising for a while.

      • waffles

        it’s the worst it has been in my adult life. I bet it’s quickly becoming comparable to the 1990s. It likely has to get much worse before better. Right now all the political will is putting a thumb on the scale for worse.

      • waffles

        There never used to be babbling crazies and people living in the park in my city. The police taped off this japanese garden area presumably because someone started living in it. This is all new and troubling for my small PA city of the third class.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The obvious solution is a ramp up of the homeless industrial complex. Peer counselors and government provided housing will fix it.

  3. Fourscore

    San Fransisco is reverting back to a giant wasteland as are a lot of other metro areas. I wonder why?

    • cyto

      That article was amazing.

      The “community activists” who believe stores exist for locals to steal from, apparently.

      Instead of these mindless validations in the press, I would love to see in depth interviews on their logic to arrive at these positions. Someone should book them on Joe Rogan. They don’t need a conservative yelling at them, they need a direction by a good interviewer who can help them to completely lay out their thoughts.

      That is what we did with the KKk back in the late 70s and early 80s. Just let them talk. Let them get beyond yelling the slogan and the whole thing turns around.

      • SDF-7

        Related, so not quite violating the off-topic rule (I hope)…

        If you want to lose any faith in humanity, follow the twitter link for the video comparison and read the comments. If you want a good day, don’t bother.

      • cyto

        Is there such a thing as off-topic with this herd of cats? I think we have multiple experts in every possible topic, and enough creative types running around to see obscure relationships between the most disparate of topics.

    • Drake

      The most basic function of government is to protect citizens and their property.

      • juris imprudent

        That’s just a theory of govt, not the reality of it.

    • DrOtto

      I visited SF in the early 2000’s. I thought it was shitty then. Opened the men’s room door at fisherman’s wharf to a passed out/deceased junkie lying on the filthy bathroom floor with needle still stuck in arm. Took then 2 year daughter to a park only to find prophylactics-soiled and broken crack pipes in the sand box. The slide had a hole rusted in it. Same park different day a guy was smoking (just a cigarette!) and some other guy walks by and say “no smoking in the park”. The smoker gave him a death stare, then he says “just kidding” then as he gets further away he screams maniacally “no I’m not, THERE’S NO SMOKING IN THE PARK” and just starts running. Neither of these gentlemen seemed to be homeless, these were the normies.

      • waffles

        my visits to SF were in 2011, then a few more times from 2015-2019. it just kept getting worse. the ferals are aggressive.

      • Animal

        I was working in Silicon Valley in 2017, went up to Frisco a few times. The rot was already sunk in pretty deep.

        Plenty of Karens about, though. One time I went walking up in the hills overlooking the city, and it was clean, the day was sunny, just beautiful. I walked up a marked trail way up a hillside. After a while, I walked about fifty-sixty yards off the trail to a big flat rock, lit a good cigar, sat down to enjoy a moment.

        An asshole riding up the trail on a bike yelled at me, “there’s no smoking on the trail!”

        So, being something of an asshole myself when provoked, I yelled back, “I’m not on the trail!”

        He rode on. I finished my cigar and went back to my car. Kind of ruined the moment, just because an anal-retentive dick had to yell something.

  4. Muzzled Woodchipper

    I actually have faith in the institution that it will happen.

    Even though I feel like Charlie Brown here, I’m with you. Here’s to the little bit of hope I have remaining that our system can work justly.

    • Not Adahn

      Eh, I don’t have that much trouble believing in a decision that explicitly retakes power for politicians.

      • Nephilium

        I saw a Vox article about the potential death of Chevron that was framed as a horrible possibility that judges who are ignorant of the situation would not bow to the credentialed bureaucracy (who obviously have a better understanding of the issues at hand).

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        This is exactly the left’s fear.

        That Congress, who has limited knowledge, will have to make law rather than have unelected, college educated activists claiming expert status because they received a degree in griefer environmental Justice studies at regulatory offices make choices for us.

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Hey, we really really pinky swear we didn’t want to do it, but that lawsuit forced us to…”

        Actually that’s even more likely once Chevron is gone.

  5. Not Adahn

    Which is when the local officials will start blaming the businesses for the consequences of their own actions.

    Exit tax for businesses closing in 3… 2… 1…

    • Fourscore

      Which will, of course, discourage start ups and encourage garage operations.

      Baltimore’s problem with empty buildings… Detroit …

    • SDF-7

      Bachelor Chow, here we come.

      • cyto

        Who’s a good little morlock!?!?

    • Not Adahn

      That sets off my bullshit detectors. Comparing “steroids” to “natural estrogens” just screams “how to lie with statistics,” and the line

      Meanwhile, a factory in Holland prints 500 tons of steaks per month on a 3D printer for hundreds of restaurants.

      Indicates that these restaurants are selling 3 steaks or less per month.

      Don’t rely on bullshit hysteria and fearmonging if you want me to believe you, Mises.

      • Not Adahn

        Also cross-checking indicates that some of those numbers are straight-up lies.

      • Not Adahn

        Like, an 8oz serving of beef contains 3ng steroids? AYFKM? Try >150,000ng for the absolute leanest, and add a couple of zeroes for the liver.

      • cyto

        I didn’t dive down that side of the rabbit hole. I can’t imagine lab meat ever competing with a cow.

        I was looking at the state permanently taking farmland offline as a matter of policy.

      • Not Adahn

        Governments are constantly deciding how people should live. Seems like NY banning the icky parts of lifetyle support but using the outputs. Just like they outsourced their fossil fuel extraction and production to other states and will no doubt ban electricity generation in state, relying on other places to provide it to their network.

      • cyto

        That makes them totally green, for sure.

      • Not Adahn

        They have a target of zero emissions, and they’re meeting that target!

        Raises for everyone!

      • mock-star

        “Indicates that these restaurants are selling 3 steaks or less per month.”

        I think you missed the word “tons” after 500.

      • Not Adahn

        I did.

        *feels shame*

      • SDF-7

        I just assumed you thought everyone ate like Fred Flintstone.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s like there is some sort of agenda here.

      • juris imprudent

        Does insanity really follow an agenda?

  6. SDF-7

    Please, please, please let this be the end of the insanity. I actually have faith in the institution that it will happen.

    Since Sotomayor (I think it was her) is recusing so Ole Penaltax himself can’t “compromise” to scuttle it… yeah, hopefully. We’ll see if Kavanaugh feels squishy enough to channel his inner Roberts and defer to the Executive and all.

    Personally, I would think after being targeted for assassination by the fucking loons on the left and repeatedly threatened I’d be in more of a “cry havoc and let slip the dogs of strict originalism!”… but that’s just me.

    • sloopyinca

      Hasn’t Kavanaugh been a vocal opponent of Chevron for some time?

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        “In a 2017 speech at Notre Dame that honored Justice Scalia, Judge Kavanaugh said: ‘The Chevron doctrine encourages agency aggressiveness on a large scale. Under the guise of ambiguity, agencies can stretch the meaning of statutes enacted by Congress to accommodate their preferred policy outcomes. I saw this firsthand when I worked in the White House, and I see it now as a judge.’

        Ben Cardin said this, in a call to keep Kav off SCOTUS

    • cyto

      An actual textualist would be amazing.

      They should hire me. Being aware of the English language, I can read the constitution, and when I get lost, I can always refer to amendments 9 and 10.

      The answer is always going to be “no”.

      “No. Not an enumerated power”.

      “Nope, gonna need an amendment for that”

      Easiest gig ever.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Whoa whoa whoa! Now wait a minute there.

        How dare you make it simple? Our genius intellectual class can’t justify their existence if you make it simple!

      • SDF-7

        One would certainly think, yeah.

      • UnCivilServant

        It seems easy because the headline cases are all ones with straightforward answers.

        What you don’t see are the contract law quibbles from disputes between two equally positioned parties that are so out in the weeds that even my eyes glaze over if I’m not focused.

      • sloopyinca

        The latter are easy. Just set up a Thunderdome at one end of the reflecting pool. Tear down the Lincoln Memorial or Washington Monument to do so. I don’t care which one goes.

      • cyto

        I love this answer.

        also, the corporate squabbles might become a lot more straightforward if the regulatory state is rolled back. Federal rules are often the weapon of choice in these disputes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        *gets Federal Register, a jug of kerosene, and a box of matches*

      • Not Adahn

        ZOMG Carbon emissions!

      • cyto

        Yeah…. we are going to need an environmental impact study on that…..

      • Gustave Lytton

        *lights that section first*

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        You are gonna need a bigger boat.

      • Sensei

        Find out if something is constitutional with this one weird trick lawmakers don’t want you to know.

  7. Scruffyy Nerfherder

    In economic news, the media push to create panic about the banks yesterday was obviously designed to try to get the Fed to hold on rates today or even lower them.

    We’ll find out how Powell responds later. I’m hoping it’s a massive 50 basis point middle finger. Crush the ECB. Crush Blackrock. Crush Yellen and the Biden administration. Crush Davos and the WEF. It’s all-out war as far as I’m concerned.

  8. Not Adahn

    Now…what about all the current FBI assets that were there? What did they say and do?

    Your Big Lie conspiracy theorizing has been noted and entered into your permanent record citizen. For your own comfort and convenience, please refrain from eating for 24 hours before boarding an airplane or other mass transportation vehicle.

  9. Muzzled Woodchipper

    I haven’t been to a game with a pitch clock, but I score Marlins games as a hobby (yes, I am a glutton for punishment). I’ve scored around 20 MLB games this season, and for me as a TV viewer, the clock is mostly unnoticed. I’d prefer that broadcasts not show a clock at all. Those broadcasts that find clever ways of displaying the clock in non-obtrusive ways are better. But overall, I don’t mind the speed of the game, even if the rare violation enforcement itself actually impedes the game more than a pitch a second too late.

    I do, however, loathe the new disengagement rules. They’re stupid and unnecessary if speed of the game is the goal.

    • cyto

      “I made eye contact”

      “He totally didn’t make eye contact”

      Riveting

      • SDF-7

        Sounds to me like Sloopy shouldn’t be tired today. Great setup for an extended nap attending a game like that.

  10. juris imprudent

    Since the New Deal, Congress has shirked its accountability by increasingly giving unelected agencies the power to make decisions of vast economic and political significance.

    How dare anyone demand Congress do the job the Constitution gives it! Certainly Roberts won’t if he’s in the majority.

  11. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — an increase from “Boy I suck” to just “Meh”. I’ll take it.

    Daily Duotrigordle #427
    Guesses: 36/37
    Time: 04:04.71
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 464
    8️⃣7️⃣
    6️⃣5️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 464
      7️⃣5️⃣
      4️⃣8️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, May 3
      Letters: E I N P O R T
      My score: 344 points
      My longest word: 11 letters
      🏵 💐 🌹 💮 🌻 🌼 🌺 🌸 🌷 🏵 💐

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      Bleargh.

      Daily Quordle 464
      9️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣6️⃣

  12. The Hyperbole

    Abide by House rules and you get to attend sessions.

    Meh, house rules that allow the majority to remove the opposition just because they don’t like what they said, don’t sound like very good rules to me. what ever happened to ‘the answer to bad speech is more speech.’

    • sloopyinca

      A person can say anything they want in public. While in session, members are supposed to adhere to the rules established so order can be maintained.
      I had no problem with the US House censured MTG. I have no problem with the MT House doing likewise when somebody broke the rules they agreed to abide by.

      • sloopyinca

        I get what you’re saying and I generally agree. But having an “anything goes” (god, I hate that song thanks to Kate Capshaw butchering it in Temple Of Doom and now it’s gonna be stuck in my head) policy during floor debate will only enable those who would use the megaphone to shit down all debate and grind the legislature to a halt.

      • SDF-7

        Go play Fallout 3 and listen to Galaxy News Radio for a while… much better version of Anything Goes to get firmly earwormed into your cranium.

      • The Hyperbole

        As I say below I’m not advocating ‘anything goes’ just going by what the article said happened.

      • sloopyinca

        I get it. But trusting that the media will report accurately is a bold strategy.

    • Not Adahn

      Whycome u h8 Democracy?

      More seriously though, stop misrepresenting what happened. She, like the “Tennessee Three” was removed for HOW she said things, not WHAT she said.

      • The Hyperbole

        The linked article didn’t get into it beyond her saying they’d have “blood on their hands”, yes if she was screeching over other people and calling them Mother Fuckers and what not, then I apologize, admittedly I didn’t do any looking into it past reading the linked article.

      • Not Adahn

        She organized a protest in the chamber, then held up a microphone to amplify their chants.

      • juris imprudent

        She was supported by a cadre of non-members who had to be physically removed. These are fucking Bolshevik-wannabes and knowing that, we should treat them accordingly.

      • sloopyinca

        These are fucking Bolshevik-wannabes and knowing that, we should treat them accordingly.

        I agree.

        ::charters helicopter::

      • juris imprudent

        That is an expensive solution; I prefer something more cost effective.

      • sloopyinca

        Fine.

        ::goes to United Rentals and reserves four BC2100XLs::

      • Grummun

        Here’s an axe handle and a 50# bag of lime.

    • Rebel Scum

      The opposition was being a massive cunte and, by leftist standards, inciting an insurrection.

  13. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    Since this is my “Saturday night”……TALL CANS!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      As Fed Chairman Jerome Powell and every other establishment stalwart inevitably is enlisted in the coming year to prevent a Trump restoration, they might ask themselves why so many voters feel the need to turn to someone like Mr. Trump.

      Were it not for Trump, Powell wouldn’t be there. And Biden absolutely wants Powell gone. Mr. Jenkins is definitely in the “Nobody I know voted for Nixon” cadre.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I also have a larger theory. However you analyze the post-Obama impasse in our politics, in our time it has precluded competent government. This effect actually first became apparent midway through the ObamaCare debate.

      You mean the competent government that gave us No Child Left Behind? Medicare? SS? the ADA? the War on Terror? the War on Drugs?

      And the financial problems we’re seeing now are a direct result of decades of interest policy. Thank you Alan “Randian” Greenspan.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yeah, was going to say the deregulatory era, such as it was, ended with Clinton promising to make government more efficient at being utterly inefficient and overreaching, followed by compassionate conservatism whitewashing government bureaucracy.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        The only real change in this regard that came during the Obama Era was that the Democratic Party aligned itself with the Permanent State to directly wage war on the citizenry in favor of a Soviet style nomenklatura. And the GOPe joined right in.

      • juris imprudent

        Now, now, the GOPe didn’t join in immediately; they had to wait until it was sufficiently established that they could then conserve it, as good conservatives do.

      • Gustave Lytton

        The new left aligned with the permanent state as the 60’s kids grew up and realized how much more fun it was to be on the inside. The Democrat party had been aligned with the state for decades at that point.

        The other change over the same period is the shift of those in the permanent state (and society at large) as the left marched through the educational system and it became de facto cultural left indoctrination.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        They didn’t sell out, they bought it!

    • cyto

      This is an amazing read. Not sure how it got published. Get past the opening and dive into the anti-establishment politics.

  14. Nephilium

    I have returned from vacation. Now to dig my self out of work e-mails and notices before the next training class.

    Did I miss anything important?

    • SDF-7

      Well, SMOD is still just taunting us with the possibility… so no, nothing really important.

    • Raven Nation

      Hayek’s divorce was finalized.

  15. Rebel Scum

    What did they say and do?

    Things that incited a small riot that has been used as an excuse to jail the political opposition for political reasons.

  16. Grumbletarian

    A Montana judge on Tuesday denied transgender state Rep. Zooey Zephyr’s request for a court order allowing her to return to the House floor after she was barred by Republican colleagues over remarks on gender-affirming care legislation.

    State District Judge Mike Menahan cited the separation of powers in ruling against Zephyr, a Democrat, and suggested that what she was seeking was outside the scope of the court’s authority.

    Zephyr blasted Menahan’s decision, calling it “dangerous and undemocratic.

    What the hell is shquee talking about?

    “What this ruling implies is that the legislature isn’t beholden to the constitution—that there is no right to free speech in the face of a supermajority,” she said in a statement. “I will stand alongside my constituents, my community, and the world as we seek to ensure that our democratic institutions survive these attacks.”

    MUH FREE SPEECH! I’ll bet shquee is in favor of laws against hate speech though.

    Menahan, a former Democratic legislator,

    Oh, now I understand her first complaint.

    • juris imprudent

      She should be thrilled – whore is getting all of the attention she could possibly crave.

    • Grumbletarian

      The DNC will rig the primary in favor of Bernie before letting this right wing nutjob win the nomination.

      • Drake

        Of course they will. The whole thing is rigged. My only choice is how to send a “F-You” message most clearly.

    • cyto

      It is weird because he has been out there in the other direction in the past. I wonder if this is principle or cynical populism?

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        COVID had an effect on RFK Jr. He’s definitely redpilled even if he still holds some unsupportable stances on things like climate change.

      • Animal

        No. His stance on the Second Amendment alone puts him in the “not only no but hell no” file.

      • juris imprudent

        With Kennedys the safe bet is always on political cynicism.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m confused on this. He is saying a lot of things nobody short of Rand Paul is saying. But I have read a thing or two this week warning he’s still a Democrat, and he’s said some things in the past regarding climate change, etc. that were downright totalitarian. So I guess we’ll see.

      • slumbrew

        He’s spent much of his life wanting authoritarian solutions to what he perceives as problems (mostly in the environmental realm).

        I’m reticent to embrace a guy just because his authoritarian tendencies line up with my preferences now.

        (see, also, Tulsi).

    • robc

      Arent you in SC? Primaries are open, so you can choose a ballot.

  17. Rebel Scum

    we have an entire section of the US Code dedicated to immigration.

    And entire RACIST code.

  18. Gustave Lytton

    The idiot state Secretary of State is out. I don’t buy that this is merely the result of journalist digging. The hateful dyke Gov got her scalp and will install a loyalist. Meanwhile she’s going for a twofer, reading the political opposition to new tolling (opposition that wasn’t there when she was running the house and they were falling over themselves for new revenue for boondoggles) and taking out ODOT leadership.

    • cyto

      Rarely does a troll take it to this level. Kaufman would be proud.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He could bump the troll level up by saying he was born here so he’s a native American on that alone.

    • Grumbletarian

      “Some people have really been upset. You know, they’ve been big mad about it. And, you know, we had a group of individuals show up at our local Delaware County Council meeting to express their fake outrage,” Webb said.

      Should have said ‘heap big mad’.

      • Not Adahn

        Ugh.

  19. Rebel Scum

    The court announced Monday it will revisit that precedent, raising hopes that this enormous federal power might be reined in.

    Millions of progressive voices cried out and were suddenly silenced…

    • Drake

      Hundreds of elected Republicans will also cry out in terror at their new responsibilities and accountability suddenly placed on them. They’ve been working to avoid those things for decades.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Nordstrom shuts down BOTH stores in crime-ridden San Francisco – as Target locks entire product range behind security glass and Whole Foods store is shuttered

    This is the new “white-flight”.

  21. cyto

    Stossel found another presidential candidate. Check out his latest video. For some reason WordPress is crashing in response to the YouTube link, so you will have to go there on your own initiative.

      • cyto

        There… naked link worked.

      • Grumbletarian

        I’d give her my naked link.

      • Nephilium

        And with that, our Family Friendly Rating was in jeopardy.

    • juris imprudent

      Between her and Presidente-Dudebro, that part of the world could have some stunning changes.

  22. Raven Nation

    Testing

  23. Rebel Scum

    MoRe CaSeS.

    Disease detectives at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention are probing a new outbreak: the roughly three-dozen coronavirus cases linked to their own annual conference last week.

    “CDC is working with the Georgia Department of Health to conduct a rapid epidemiological assessment of confirmed COVID-19 cases that appear to be connected to the 2023 EIS Conference to determine transmission patterns,” CDC spokesperson Kristen Nordlund said in an email.

    Nordlund said the CDC reported the cases to state health officials who have authority over the location where the conference occurred. Attendees said many people at the gathering did not mask, socially distance or take other precautions that the CDC had recommended earlier in the pandemic.

    I though we were done with this.

    • Count Potato

      “Attendees said many people at the gathering did not mask, socially distance or take other precautions”

      So there was an orgy?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Ventilate and administer remdesivir to all of them ASAP

      • juris imprudent

        Bio isolation chambers, six months minimum. Have to be sure.

      • Not Adahn

        “Ventilate” is a euphemism, right?

      • Grummun

        I like “drill and tap” for a euphemism.

  24. cyto

    BTW, YouTube has suddenly decided that Megyn Kelly is super relevant to me. Not sure what changed, but she has been popping up for the last 48 hours all the time.

    I watched a couple of her shorts, which are segments from her show.

    She seems pretty good. Much different than what I remember from fox. Has more of an edge. Maybe even meaner.

    She is quite a bit older, yet somehow looks younger and more attractive – maybe losing the business suit? She just seems more relaxed, maybe that is it. She used to give me Texas beauty queen vibes, which is a big deduction for me.

    Anyway, the clips I saw had her hammering Fox over Tucker and hammering the trans issue (she is not a fan).

    • cyto

      My brother sent me a link to one of her segments at the same time I was typing a text about it to him. So I think something happened at Google and they decided to promote her aggressively. Maybe they are hoping she will grab Tucker’s audience and bring 3 million viewers to their platform?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      She is quite a bit older, yet somehow looks younger and more attractive – maybe losing the business suit?

      She grew her hair back out too which is a better look.

  25. Count Potato

    ” Also, we have an entire section of the US Code dedicated to immigration. That should be enforced rather than ignored.”

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLL

    • cyto

      Didn’t we play this game in the late 80s?

      • cyto

        And again in the 90s?

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Zephyr blasted Menahan’s decision, calling it “dangerous and undemocratic.”

    Oh, it did, did it?

  27. Penguin

    Kim Iversen talks to Steve Kirsch about COVID-19 shot side effects.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      We’re literally living out Paglia’s prophecies on the end of empire and the cultural decadence.

      The next phase is going to suck.

      • The Other Kevin

        All that’s left is the Huns/Vandals outside the city to make their move. Is that China?

    • rhywun

      It’s not at all insulting that the Navy’s idea of pandering to the gays is promoting a flaming “queer advocate”.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Everybody knows that if you’re gay, you’re a flamer.

        It’s Science.

      • juris imprudent

        You’re so far down the victim stack these days that you might just as well be another oppressor!

      • Not Adahn

        Isn’t this just their “crossing the equator” ritual?

      • Sensei

        What no Village People tie in?

    • Fatty Bolger

      Brilliant. They’ll have that shortfall covered in no time.

  28. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Holy wild cards. One game in and my Dallas prediction is already in danger!

    Sorry to hear about the baseball. I thought maybe I’d give it another shot with the new rules but apparently they missed again. Oh well.

    Fingers crossed that the SC does the right thing. No wonder the bad people have been going so hard at the justices. In reality this hurts them more than torpedoing Roe.

    Great songs from a nearly perfect album. I believe this is the song that Tres claimed caused his gender to flip.

    Have a fantastic day!

    • Spartacus

      Baseball should have a chess-like clock.
      Each side gets 70 minutes total for the first 27 at-bats, and then 2.5 minutes per AB after the first 27.
      Pitcher can throw whenever he is ready. clock stops whenever he steps off the rubber.
      If the clock runs out, the teams forfeits.

    • Tundra

      Those aren’t the wars they are are preparing for.

  29. Sensei

    Interesting editorial on how the FDA managed to screw up a promising NSAID.

    The GI and bleeding effects of COX inhibitors is well known at this point and you would think they could be accounted for. As the article mentions since it is off patent and the damage done it will never be put to the usage it could have if properly studied as there is no economic incentive for the costly studies.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-the-fda-helped-fuel-the-opioid-epidemic-ketorolac-approval-toradol-5159453b?st=vpnx2xv5jcg9i69&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Tundra

      Very interesting, thanks.

      He’s partially right: The government should commit itself to supporting private innovation.

      No, he’s wrong. They have proven to be disastrous and should stay the fuck away.

    • cyto

      We really need to move away from the FDA and toward a more Underwriters Laboratory approach.

      In addition to avoiding these problems and getting faster approvals, competing standards might mean we get real clinically relevant data. I don’t just want a yes/no on some new drug… I want accurate comparisons between the prior drugs and the new one.

      • Drake

        I want risks and benefits quantified in an understandable manner.

      • Sensei

        You mean you don’t find the guy speed announcing the risk factors associated with a chemotherapy drug during a TV ad useful?

    • Nephilium

      I remember reading years ago that if Aspirin was developed now, it wouldn’t pass FDA approval. Never dug into it, but it confirmed my biases.

      • Sensei

        Given the GI bleeding I highly doubt it would ever be OTC at the very least.

      • Count Potato

        Neither would tylenol — hepatoxic, not effective enough.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “What this ruling implies is that the legislature isn’t beholden to the constitution—that there is no right to free speech in the face of a supermajority,” she said in a statement. “I will stand alongside my constituents, my community, and the world as we seek to ensure that our democratic institutions survive these attacks.”

    Fuck democracy. Fuck the constituents. It’s all about ME ME ME!

  31. cyto

    On the disinformation front…

    Listening to the radio this morning, I heard a report about Russia-Ukraine.

    It was buried in a summary of a lot of international news, but they said that Russia was in trouble because they have suffered 100,000 casualties in the last month, including 20,000 dead. They cited US officials, but quickly pivoted to British and other countries pronouncements of the same facts.

    Now, what I learned from the skeptic community was to first evaluate the prior plausibility of the claim. A hundred thousand wounded in a month? 20 thousand dead? That is 1/3 of an entire Vietnam War. A 15 year conflict…. in one month.

    Prior plausibility, low.

    Next, look at the overall pattern. They made the identical claim repeatedly in the first months of the war. This would mean that they have had over a million casualties and a couple hundred thousand dead. Not that plausible.

    Then there is the foreign sources….

    Fool me once…

    This sounds like the Russia-gate gambit. Leak a story to the press, then cite the press coverage as independent confirmation. We tell them the number, they repeat it… everyone says so…..

    Why are we playing at this? I don’t get it. How does claiming that they are killing 20,000 Russians per month help? Is “this won’t take long” that critical to US support?

    I was slow to recognize war propaganda for what it is, but I think it isn’t just the years that make it more obvious. I think they really don’t even bother being subtle any more, since we don’t require it.

    • Bob Boberson

      I’m at the point where I believe anything the corporate press reports on is, at best, factual but not truthful.

      When it comes to anything regarding the Russia-Ukraine war (or any other foreign entanglement), I assume the opposite of the narrative being pushed as my starting premise.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I think you misheard, or they said it wrong in that particular report. What they’ve been reporting is that they’ve had that many casualties since December of last year.

      • cyto

        It is possible. It was on the radio, after all. They definitely said something about “in the prior month”.

        And they definitely said 10,000 dead per month back at the beginning.

        Even 20k in 3 months is too big of a number, imho

    • R C Dean

      I’ve heard similar casualty numbers for the Ukrainians this year, mostly (supposedly) around Bakhmut. I found them equally implausible, and have never understood how the Russians can be slaughtering Ukrainians by the thousands there and perpetually on the brink of taking the city, but never actually doing so.

      Shocking conclusion: the propaganda comes from both sides.

    • Gustave Lytton

      A hundred thousand wounded in a month? 20 thousand dead? That is 1/3 of an entire Vietnam War. A 15 year conflict…. in one month.

      US casualties were a fraction of RVN/VC/NVA casualties.

      The purported casualty rate is up around but still below Stalingrad numbers. Is possible, sure. Is it likely given the level of conflict, probably not.

      • Fourscore

        There’s light at end of the tunnel.

        The tunnel is very long.

    • Drake

      The biggest Russian offensive operations are being carried out by Wagner in Bakmut. There are a total of 6,000 soldiers in Wagner. The entire unit would have to have been killed 3 times over this year for this to be true.

      A few days ago the leader of the Wagner Group went ballistic because he claims he wasn’t getting enough artillery ammo / support and as a result they had almost 90 casualties in a single day.
      https://www.newsweek.com/yevgeny-prigozhin-wagner-group-pull-out-bakhmut-ukraine-ammunition-shortages-1797532

      According to Kirby, this was the lightest casualty day for them this year.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Wagner has far more than 6000 soldiers, they were estimated at 50K+ as of the end of last year. About half of the estimated deaths (10K) are believed to be from Wagner forces.

    • tarran

      I was trying to explain to my mom a couple of weeks back that the news media reports about Ukraine were often obviously nonsensical, and that they amounted to war propaganda of the “Huns spitting Belgian babies on their bayonets” variety. While she accepted that some, perhaps much, of the news was hyperbolic or exaggerated, she nonetheless felt it was helpful and informative.

      What instigated that conversation was her peppering me with questions about what was going on in the Ukraine. I kept responding that I didn’t know. This frustrated her intensely since as an ex-military officer she thought I would have some useful insights on the matter. She criticized me for not paying attention to this historical event.

      I explained that I was staying out of it because:
      a) I don’t like to waste my time on inaccurate articles.
      b) I am afraid of having my thinking contaminated by false “facts”.
      c) Since I have no control over what happens there, and if a nuclear war happens, given where I live, I am a dead man, any information I get is really superfluous.
      d) I find the inflammatory war propaganda emotionally distressing.

      What I found very sad was my mother’s position on the issue; despite her willingness to acknowledge that all of these points were very valid, she nevertheless insisted that we had a duty to pay attention to the news so that we wouldn’t be uninformed.

      I have a sneaking suspicion that she is afraid of looking uninformed or stupid in front of other people, so consumes this stuff purely to stay in fashion, so to speak. I think her approach is a pretty common one, and explains a significant portion of the people who read newspapers, news websites or watch the televised news networks.

      It wasn’t an emotional conversation. It was quite civil and intellectual. It was for me somewhat disheartening because I know that the division the media sows causes her great emotional pain. She is genuinely a patriot. She has a lovely library that she could spend years reading, which I know would give her great pleasure. It saddens me that she is wasting her few remaining years on this earth watching garbage that solely upsets and misleads her.

      • cyto

        I agree with “better uninformed than misinformed”.

        I find it amazing that nobody questions these reports. It is like I say with the kids – I don’t know what the real story is, but I know that ain’t it.

        And there are weird tidbits buried in these stories. We are in Sudan because we have bioweapons labs there? Wait, what? And nobody in the white house press room thinks this is a priority?

    • Not Adahn

      Safe bet.

    • Tundra

      Weak hammies and quads.

      Do you even lift, ho?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Women are far more prone to ACL injuries in general, particularly during puberty.

      • cyto

        That would explain why my sister blew out both of hers in high school.

      • Not Adahn

        must… not.. take… bait…

    • Certified Public Asshat

      This article is transphobic.

    • cyto

      A lot of the stuff they are claiming sounds insane. They say these professional women’s football players only have access to the gym once a week.

      I just don’t believe that. The fat moms in our PTA have access to LA fitness 7 days a week.

      I used to hang with the athletes at UNC back in the 80s. The women’s soccer team were workout demons. They hit the weights all the time. Heck, the cheerleaders hit the weights.

      Not buying the shoe angle either. If that was it the. 14 year old boys would track with women’s soccer players.

      They really sound like they are just making stuff up because they are not allowed to say “women’s bodies are different”

      • Tundra

        Women’s bodies are different, but hamstring strength helps prevent injury. Workout demons hitting the weights almost never means heavy squats and deadlifts. Usually some stupid useless “functional training.”

      • Grummun

        Women’s joints are more flexible, and hence less stable, by nature. Helps with childbearing.

      • cyto

        This is what I always heard. Plus, their geometry is different. Wider hips means the pressures on the knee are slightly different. (Also harms vertical jumping ability- this one is colloquially confirmed by personal observations that guys with narrow hips have much bigger vertical than guys with wide hips, who generally cannot jump over a pencil).

      • Ownbestenemy

        Who do you think you are? A biologist?

      • cyto

        Why yes. Yes I am.

      • Nephilium

        As someone with hyper-flexibility, I can say the joints are less stable. The girlfriend has finally stopped freaking out every time I twist/roll my ankle.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Ventilate and administer remdesivir to all of them ASAP

    Leeches.

    • R C Dean

      Ventilating them seems a little extreme. No need to go full North Korean on them.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    It’s not at all insulting that the Navy’s idea of pandering to the gays is promoting a flaming “queer advocate”.

    They couldn’t very well just focus on recruitment based on competence and skill.

  34. KSuellington

    SFGate and the SF Chronicle have always been pretty left leaning, but over the past decade as they have lost all their boomer reporters they have gone full millennial commie. They regularly omit details of stories that contradict The Narrative. I saw three different articles they wrote in the last few days about that security guard shooting and not one mentioned that the shoplifter had pulled a knife out after being confronted for stealing. Kind of a critical detail that should be included in a news story. Also they didn’t mention that the shoplifter was transgender. Last week there was a wrong way driver on a local freeway that killed a woman and badly injured her teenage son. In two articles about it they did not mention that the perp was a transgender dude, even though in both articles it was noted that after he murdered the woman he exited his vehicle, removed all his clothes and tried to enter several stopped cars on the freeway.

    • Sensei

      Instead TX taxpayers will be providing him room and board for life at the very least. No idea on TX and the death penalty and how long the process normally takes.

      • R C Dean

        It’s relatively quick. Texas is not shy about actually executing people.

        A shame he didn’t resist arrest, though.

    • cyto

      That is a pretty horrific story…. I can’t figure out how they could be on a subway train for 15 minutes and no cops come. Aren’t there cops at every stop?

      • Sean

        Donut break.

      • EvilSheldon

        The cops don’t give a fuck, and there’s nothing to force them to give a fuck. They’ve long since figured out that ‘officer safety’ is best served by avoiding anything with the slightest hint of danger.

        Choking people out can be hazardous. That kind of strangle cuts off blood to the brain, and holding it for too long can absolutely kill. But legally, I don’t know if a rear naked choke qualifies as deadly force. Deadly force, by definition, has to be likely to cause death or serious injury.

    • slumbrew

      Passenger was released without charges.

      “White guy killed a black guy on the subway” would normally get prosecutors stroking themselves in anticipation of they press coverage they’ll get but “released without charges” makes me think there’s more to this story.

      • Tundra

        I’d still get the fuck out of NY.

      • Ownbestenemy

        For now…wait until the rage machine ramps up and NY DA feels obligated to arrest

      • R C Dean

        I wonder if enough people in NYC are sick to death of subway nutters that there isn’t that much of an outcry.

      • Ownbestenemy

        We can hope there is a bit of sunshine through the population that has had enough

  35. juris imprudent

    So what is interesting here is how Fox is using the NY Times to vilify Carlson.

    In the message, sent to one of the top-rated hosts producers, Carlson wrote he was “watching video of people fighting on the street in Washington. A group of Trump guys surrounded an Antifa kid and started pounding the living shit out of him,” according to The New York Times.

    So there was ONE recipient of this text message? And we aren’t bothering to name that person?

    • cyto

      Yeah… they really have been going full tilt on the smear campaign.

      Kelly has been hammering it.

      https://twitter.com/megynkelly/status/1653138958090477568?t=yl0d4INJr_pQp5HkRxGUcg&s=19

      I wonder if this is a distraction to move away from the Dominion stuff? Maybe blame Tucker (who was the only one against it on air).

      Or maybe it is a pressure tactic to get out of paying out his contract. I heard some big numbers are owed.

      Either get him to settle, or provoke him into saying something they can use to terminate the contract.

      Megyn Kelly says he probably has a non-disparagememt clause in his contract… she did.

      • Rebel Scum

        I heard someone suggest they wanted to maintain his contract to keep him off air there or anywhere else until after 2024 elections.

      • Drake

        Not sure what’s in his contact, but the last thing they want is Tucker on the loose to say and do as he pleases. They’ll gladly keep paying the $20 mill a year to prevent that.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        👆👆👆

      • Rebel Scum

        Fox News is trying to destroy Tucker

        Except the only thing I have seen in the leaks makes him more endearing.

      • cyto

        Thar was a direct quote from the first tweet I saw this morning. I was gonna link it, but when I went back I couldn’t find it.

        So far I have not seen anything that I would consider bad…. but they are relying on the framing effect. “Look at this shocking, racist and misogynistic message!!!” (Link to message that is neither shocking, nor racist, nor misogynistic)

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am surprised they aren’t just using the “he said racist things” and then claim too racist to print.

      • juris imprudent

        Yep, you read the whole thing he wrote and you can see why they are afraid of him. You have to carefully edit the message for it to sustain the narrative you want.

    • R C Dean

      So the MAGAts antifaed a blackshirt?

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, the horror, the HORROR!

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Advice from the sidelines

    Sheila Bair, who guided the FDIC through the Great Recession, worries the Federal Reserve is making today’s banking crisis worse.

    The Fed’s war on inflation has piled pressure on the banking system, contributing to the significant stress on the banking system. Even though First Republic this week became the third bank failure in the past seven weeks, the Fed is widely expected to deliver yet another interest rate hike on Wednesday.

    “I would say hit pause,” Bair told CNN in a phone interview on Monday. “Hitting pause doesn’t mean you’re giving up the fight. It just means you’re taking a breather and assessing what you’ve accomplished so far.”

    Bair, a Republican who led the FDIC from 2006 to 2011, warned it’s impossible to turn inflation around overnight – and attempting to do so will backfire.

    “I know any central banker always wants to prove their inflation-fighting chops. I know they want to look tough, but at some point, they look weak,” Bair said. “I know Jerome Powell is tough on inflation. He can hit pause and still be tough on inflation.”

    ——-

    Bair said trying to fix inflation overnight will create “significant ripples, increasing the risk of recession and the amount of stress in the banking system.”

    All the little people will just have to accept that they will be poorer.

    And, of course, the absolute last thing we want to do is ask ourselves where that inflation came from. Unexpectedly.

    • juris imprudent

      The only unexpected part was how long it took to arrive.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The recent string of bank failures has raised concern about the health of the economy and the banking system. However, Bair expressed confidence the industry will get through the storm.

    “It sounds scary but in the context of the entire banking system, it’s not huge. Overall, the vast majority of banks are fine and this is something our system can handle,” Bair said.

    The former FDIC chief said a “handful” of banks did not manage the spike in interest rates well. “There may be a few more,” she said.

    In the long run, we’re all dead. Meanwhile, there’s welfare for rich people.

      • Pine_Tree

        would

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well now I am scared to actually click that link….it screams SF, especially on a Wednesday…

      • Pine_Tree

        No worries. Strictly gastronomical.

      • Tres Cool

        Ive seen worse from Waffle House. And likely drunkenly ate it.

      • cyto

        My daughter bought one of those little $5 waffle irons. Started by making fried egg. Works.

        Graduated to waffling pretty much anything. Hash browns / tater tots are good.

        I cannot imagine that leftover beef broccoli and rice would work.

    • UnCivilServant

      None of that butter is melting, so I think those potatos are cold. The deconstructed salad just looks sad, and those eggs should have been deviled rather than just dusted with paprika. And I think there’s a gallstone that intruded into the center of the plate. I’m not sure on that last point, it might be an avocado pit.

    • cyto

      Great response in the replies:

      Nothing says “my wife has just run off with my best friend” quite as well as Keith’s salad.

  38. Count Potato

    “Story in 3 parts.

    NPR tech reporter writes story critical of Musk/Twitter and claims they are blocking the link to his story. Usual suspects make claim go viral. Turns out he just posted a bad link.”

    https://twitter.com/AGHamilton29/status/1653576538674044929

    CWABOA

    • rhywun

      It is a nice gesture on Twitter’s part – otherwise I’m paying for it.

  39. DEG

    The Supreme Court made a tragic mistake almost 40 years ago.

    In the 1984 case of Chevron v. Natural Resources Defense Council, it ruled federal judges must defer to a regulatory agency’s interpretations of federal laws, so long as Congress has not addressed the issue in question and the agency’s view can be construed as “reasonable.”

    Tragic mistake is an understatement.

  40. Count Potato

    “BREAKING: LGBT activists have occupied another state capitol, this time in Texas, to protest a bill to ban pediatric gender mutilations

    Here’s one of the transurrectionists being arrested”

    https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1653508553892610052

    If ten years ago you told me this would be happening now, I would have thought you were nuts.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Seems a lack of nuts is the problem.

      • Count Potato

        I’m sure that almost every one of those protestors that had nuts still has them.

      • Tres Cool

        Its Jan 6th all over again, only in May!

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      I fully encourage this behavior by HRC. Let them push it too far and break their stranglehold on corporate boardrooms.

      Transheuser Busch today, Transheuser Busch tomorrow, Transheuser Busch forever!

      • kinnath

        Everytime I see that acronym I wonder what the fuck Clinton has to do with the Bud Lite disaster.

    • rhywun

      Oh damn, I thought it was Hillary.

      • Count Potato

        The Human Rights Campaign was started in 1980 by a bunch of gay men. Now that gay marriage is legal, they are pushing trans stuff.

      • Tres Cool

        Advocacy groups have to advocate for something, even after their goal is achieved. Just like Farrakhan, Sharpton, Jackson, and the grievance industry.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s their masturbation.

    • Rebel Scum

      If they want to continue their transition to an unpalatable company.

  41. Tres Cool

    G_d bless “sell by” dates. My Kroger had whole briskets in the bunker, and today was their day.
    $0.99/lb.

    GT? I may need to borrow some of your freezer space.

    • Grummun

      Krogers in Heath had some minor disaster, a day later the Krogers 15 mins away had pork shoulder 1.29/lb. On an unrelated note, smoked pork for lunch.

    • Count Potato

      wow

    • Gender Traitor

      But we’re saving those cases of Thin Mints for the post-apocalyptic dystopia! They’re bound to be the most valuable medium of exchange!

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s a thin mint stockpile to be looted acquired?

      • Gender Traitor

        I can neither confirm nor deny that.

      • Nephilium

        I can. In the deep freeze at the Jolly Scholar brewery. At least in the before times.

        The brewery is on a college campus, and is tied into the meal plan. So you can do a swipe for meals, one of the options for the meal swipes is a milkshake and burger. Of the flavors of milkshakes, at least three used to be Girl Scout cookie flavored. The daughter of one of the owners/brewers bought cases and cases of cookies so they could offer the milkshakes year round.

      • Gender Traitor

        Is this college in Ohio? I have a sudden urge to go back to school.

      • Tres Cool

        Oh, I can sit and destroy ThinMints by the box. Just give me a jug of whole milk.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Hoarders!

    Anyone who has reached for a carton of eggs, filled up their tank with gas, or tried to buy pretty much anything has felt the sting of that inflation over the past few years. While many of the problems that helped trigger the upward spiral have abated, prices are still high and getting higher. The data is increasingly pointing to one culprit: corporate profit hoarding. And given the relative impunity big business enjoys, there may not be much relief for Americans’ wallets anytime soon.

    ——-

    If inflation is the Scooby-Doo villain running amok, the “monster” underneath the mask is companies realizing that they can get away with charging more and more. The idea that companies are taking advantage of disruptions to push price increases on consumers has many names — greedflation, excuseflation, price gouging, corporate profiteering — but the gist is the same. Large corporations use the guise of disruptions to raise prices beyond what their costs would suggest is necessary or what economic theory would suggest is prudent, squeezing higher profits out of cash-strapped customers.

    Supply-chain issues and other disruptions made sense as drivers of higher prices, Chris Becker, a senior economist and the associate director of policy and research at the Groundwork Collaborative, told me. But the degree to which companies pushed higher prices in an effort to not only pass on cost increases but also increase their profits and margins made it clear that corporations were just trying to “use this environment” to pad their bottom lines.

    Prices should be set by socialist academic economists at the Ministry of Plenty.

    Fiduciary duty is just a fig leaf for capitalist greed and rapacity.

    • Tres Cool

      I keep hearing there isn’t real inflation.

      • KSuellington

        We haven’t tried real inflation yet.

    • rhywun

      Was “Business Insider” always copying Jacobin’s schtick or were they ever respectable…?

  43. The Late P Brooks

    The Human Rights Campaign is calling on Anheuser-Busch, the maker of Bud Light, to publicly reaffirm its support for the transgender community following weeks of right-wing pushback over the brewing company’s recent partnership with transgender social media influencer Dylan Mulvaney.

    In a letter sent this week to Anheuser-Busch’s head of human resources, Jay Brown, a senior vice president at the Human Rights Campaign Foundation, slammed the company’s response to the controversy as insufficient and cowardly.

    Cut it the fuck out.

    • cyto

      Left out of this report about the letter – the implicit assertion that the non-cowardly response that would earn praise instead of activist action would be a sizeable donation to several trans related charities.

      • rhywun

        Bottom surgeries for everyone!

  44. Certified Public Asshat

    Here’s Why Human Sex Is Not Binary

    Let me be clear: I am not arguing that differences in sex biology do not matter. They do. Nor am I asserting that reproductive physiology is not an important aspect of all animal lives. For example, humans are mammals, and the specifics of gestation and lactation require bodily differences that shape human physiologies, societies and experiences. But even so, most bodily systems overlap extensively across large (ova) and small (sperm) gamete producers, and the patterns of physiology and behavior in relation to birth and care of offspring are not universal across species. For example, in many mammal species, ova producers do most of the infant care. But in some species, sperm producers do, and in a very few species they even lactate. In others, there is substantial investment by both sexes.

    The bottom line is that while animal gametes can be described as binary (of two distinct kinds), the physiological systems, behaviors and individuals that produce them are not. This reality of sex biology is well summarized by a group of biologists who recently wrote: “Reliance on strict binary categories of sex fails to accurately capture the diverse and nuanced nature of sex.”

    Now that is science.

    • cyto

      None of which has anything to do with why a human adult male in a dress is a woman.

    • kinnath

      Science geeks lie differently that normal people.

      But a lie is still a lie.

    • Count Potato

      Scientific American was great once. Now it’s just political horseshit.

    • R C Dean

      “But even so”

      And there it is. You can now disregard the previous sentences. Not at all clear what other species behavior patterns have to do with people.

      • Ownbestenemy

        In my unthreaded comment I believe it is this:
        Other animals evolved to behave differently on a physiological level but we can force that evolution if you just sit down and shut up.

  45. Seguin

    From the Elections Commission article:

    “The measures call for the “abolition” of election administrators in counties with populations larger than 1,000,000—a metric that only applies to Harris County, which Republican state lawmakers have taken a keen interest in in the aftermath of the 2022 midterm elections.”

    Uh, no? Dallas, Tarrant, Travis, and Bexar counties have over a million,

    • cyto

      I don’t know what is happening in Texas. But I do know that after DeSantis replaced the elections supervisor here in Broward County, our election results were magically tallied on time with the rest of the state for the first time in 20 years.

      Coincidentally, the statewide races also magically shifted toward the Republicans.

      How this applies to large metropolitan areas in swing states that routinely post their results long after the rest of the state is beyond me.

  46. Ownbestenemy

    Other animals evolved to behave differently on a physiological level but we can force that evolution if you just sit down and shut up.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Look it was the worst attack in the history of the world you bigoted mf’er

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Barnett raped all of democracy you could say.

    • R C Dean

      Scroll down to the vid of the woman asking about her car. It simply beggars belief. And I don’t think it’s a setup or a fake.

      • ron73440

        I saw that.

        “Will I get my car back so I can go to school tomorrow?”

        “You are going to jail tomorrow, you killed 2 people.”

        “So, can I get my car and go to school on Thursday then?”

        I thought it had to be fake, but then it showed a mugshot and her conviction, so it seems real.

    • Rebel Scum

      Justice!

  47. The Late P Brooks

    “This not only lends credence to hate-filled rhetoric, it exposes Anheuser-Busch to long-term business impacts with employees and customers increasingly looking for steadfast commitment to LGBTQ+ corporate citizenships,” Brown wrote.

    Dozens of them. I wonder how much those steadfast defenders of the rights of female impersonators spend on A-B products in any given month.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Oh it absolutely is as sick as a terminal bone cancer patient. And they’re ramming it into pensions as well as trying to get themselves on the SIFI list for a bailout.

      Larry Fink is a piece of shit for the ages.

      • juris imprudent

        The BS of SIFI traces straight back to Long Term Capital Management, and the Clinton administration.

    • Sensei

      It’s a financial.

      If there is a run on it and people withdraw assets it’s done. However many multiples of tangible net worth it has won’t mean squat if there is a run on it.

      It’s “capital” is it’s people and intellectual talent.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Just need to write rules limiting the window, amount, and pre approval of redemptions. That will fix any run.

    • Ownbestenemy

      There is a heavy DNC propagandist operation on Twitter I think.

      • Count Potato

        Yes. Lots of paid shills.

    • rhywun

      I’ve heard of him but don’t remember where.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Tim Pool had him and his brother on.

  48. The Late P Brooks

    Left out of this report about the letter – the implicit assertion that the non-cowardly response that would earn praise instead of activist action would be a sizeable donation to several trans related charities.

    Protection money, in the time honored tradition.

    • cyto

      They have predicted 22 of the last 3 very active hurricane seasons.

  49. Gadianton

    Someone needs to take a civics course. Democracy = Majoritarianism. If 2/3 of the voting body say no, then the answer is no.