Wednesday Morning Links

by | May 10, 2023 | Daily Links | 388 comments

I still think we got robbed in the semifinal.

Georgia football snubs Biden. (I can’t wait to see Twitter’s reaction to that.) Man City and Real Madrid played a boring game that had two spectacular goals. Dallas-Seattle are all level, and we’re dangerously close to a Carolina-Florida Wales Conference Final. And that’s it for sports.

I guess that’s one way to become a bestseller. What a crazy asshole.

I’m confused. Isn’t the trial there to determine accountability? Or are they looking for some financial payola, which is what they seem to have been about all this time?

“Nunya bidness!”

Good. He should tell them to fuck off. And then point them at the constitution and tell them it’s none of their business.

Uh…ya think?!?!?!?! It’s gonna be a freaking circus and it’s exclusively his administration’s fault.

I can’t believe this guy is finally taking a logical position. Although I expect him to demand it be a nationwide program soon rather than one in his bankrupt state. Or bitch about Texas and Florida or something.

I have an alternate headline: White House Looks To Join Reality And The Rest Of The Country. That’s more honest.

I think this is actually a good idea. And it’s coming from a California politician, which surprises the shit out of me.  But yes, there is a lot of inconsistency. And if the government is going to be involved (which I don’t think should be the case, yet here we are), then they need to clean up their act.

“Stop this madness!”
-Progressives

Heaven forbid young kids learn basic first aid. I have a third-grader, and I think this is a great idea, since government schools aren’t going away any time soon.

I ain’t fooling around with the songs today. That one is a masterpiece. And this one might be even better. What a fantastic musician. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this fantastic Wednesday, dear friends.

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388 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    Past me would have had second thoughts about respecting the office if not the man. After the all out warfare for the past couple of years from this administration — good on ya, UGA. FJB.

    Morning, Sloopy.

  2. PieInTheSky

    And that’s it for sports. – no the celtics lost which is good. nuggets won which is good.

  3. SDF-7

    I guess that’s one way to become a bestseller. What a crazy asshole.

    Well, If I Did It was already taken, after all.

    • AlexinCT

      I am surprised that she isn’t celebrated for fighting toxic masculinity, the patriarchy, or something,

  4. AlexinCT

    Another female going for the balls on the front page?

    • Fourscore

      A long day for that guy and I ain’t lion.

      • SDF-7

        After Pride month, he thought things would settle down a bit.

  5. SDF-7

    Good. He should tell them to fuck off. And then point them at the constitution and tell them it’s none of their business.

    True in so many cases, but not as practically applicable as we’d like these days. (Magnets and transmission lines to the Founders’ graves, please…. that should be baseload power at this point.)

  6. db

    For you gamers

    Amazing this is still in the Steam store. Do they not do cancel culture?

    • AlexinCT

      Is this from the same people that gave me Leisure Suit Larry back when? How the mighty have fallen..

      • Tres Cool

        I was telling a young co-worker about the 1st (1989 or so version) where Larry doesnt use a rubber and gets AIDS.

    • SDF-7

      Steam appears to give zero fucks most days. I think Gabe Newell still has the company private, so that helps. If he doesn’t give a shit – things remain.

      And considering the massive influx of “Adult dating simulators” and hentai games over the last couple of years — one would think this one is pretty mild. (I hovered, I didn’t click… I don’t need Steam deciding to recommend crap like this to me!)

      • AlexinCT

        You don’t want to see what it looks like to be a progressive married man?

    • Rat on a train

      Was that in your discovery queue?

      • db

        Someone else sent it to me…for a friend…

      • AlexinCT

        Ahhhh….

        OK.

  7. Not Adahn

    White House Looks To Join Reality And The Rest Of The Country.

    There has been repeated wailing and gnashing of teeth this week that MA will be repealing their mask mandate for doctors’ offices etc. Each report included a near-tearful plea to get your ‘vid booster.

    • slumbrew

      My wife is looking at a job at MIT; the postings include this tidbit:

      To safeguard our health and well-being, MIT requires Covid-19 vaccination for all MIT employees who work in the United States. New employees must receive all doses in the primary series of the Covid-19 vaccine plus one booster (when eligible) before their date of hire.

      Science!

      • Drake

        I declined several interviews last year because of similar requirements.

      • UnCivilServant

        I didn’t have to make that choice, but my red line was I’d give up the job before I took the clot shots.

      • Tres Cool

        Same here.
        Ill go find something else to do if that were a requirement.

      • Drake

        This was after that has already occurred.

        They didn’t come out and fire me, just made me a remote worker until a layoff came around.

      • Nephilium

        They way the company I used to work for dealt with the mandate is one (of several) reasons that I was looking for another job. I never did officially get my dispensation to not be vaccinated, and I don’t believe an official message ever came out from the company dropping the mandate.

      • slumbrew

        We quietly dropped the “proof of vax to enter the office” requirement last month. Finally.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Oregon was pretty… Militant about the vax, but not once was I asked to show proof of it. The whole thing was just stupid from top to bottom.

      • DEG

        Paraphrasing grizzly: MIT is a world-class university. Those are the last places where sanity will return.

      • Rat on a train

        a bastion of the severely educated

      • AlexinCT

        Academia is one of those places here you can hold insanely destructive and dumb ideas about things and how to do things, and never have to worry about repercussions unless you are in engineering/medicine (cause people die when you fuck up there).

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yup. I live ten miles from a university, and the closer you get, the more masked you see. And the barriers, along with plea’s to wear a mask.

        As I said, stupid from top to bottom.

      • waffles

        there are some things so stupid you have to be very smart to believe them. that and the neuroticism inherent in these types is my explanation.

      • Spartacus

        Huh. I had a total of about 100 students in classes this spring, and the only time I saw any of them wearing a mask was one student for about a week, when she was sick. I do occasionally see one or two (usually Asian) masking in the halls, but I’d say it’s only 1-2%.

        If people want to wear a mask for decoration or virtue signaling or whatever, that’s ok with me. It’s when they demand I wear one that I draw the line.

    • Necron 99

      Visited my nephrologist yesterday and was surprised to see absolutely zero masks; patient, doctors, nurses, and staff were all breathing free air. Now my GP needs to follow suit.

      • AlexinCT

        My GP told me the Karens in his office don’t want to give up the customers/patients wearing masks because whatever, so he is not dropping the requirement yet.

      • db

        The two major hospital/dr. office networks in Pittsburgh just removed their mask requirements in the llast week or two.

        They’ll never admit they were wrong, and if you ask what makes this week different from a month ago, no one will have an answer.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        My neurologist and I were joking that he has patients that he had never seen the face of, literally.

      • NoDakMat

        I had four teeth pulled over three visits to an oral surgeon during the mask madness. The surgeon and his staff knocked me out and pulled teeth out of my head three times, and I have never seen the faces of a single one of them.

      • dbleagle

        The military hospital dropped masking requirements back in January-ish. If a hospital with a user population accustomed to following orders drops the requirement the event is truly over.

        They don’t even ask you about having symptoms any more.

  8. waffles

    A warrant states Kouri logged into the two men’s life insurance policy in January 2022 and changed the policy. She removed them as each other’s beneficiary and named herself as the policy’s only beneficiary.

    when is this ever not suspicious?

      • Ted S.

        That better be Barbara Stanwyck!

    • sloopyinca

      How can she change his beneficiary? It’s his policy and isn’t he the only one with the legal authority over it?

      • AlexinCT

        Was done online and they assumed it was him?

      • UnCivilServant

        From the phrasing, it sounds like she used their accounts to do it.

      • sloopyinca

        Then that insurance company needs to create a two-step verification process and security protocols to ensure a third party isn’t changing policy details.

  9. SDF-7

    Huh… expected this for the first music link. And yeah — second one is a great song and video. I’m a dilettante when it comes to that band… I know a few of the hits, and like them — but have never really dived into what I know must be a massive back catalogue. Some day, maybe. Not today… have to work soon.

  10. AlexinCT

    Uh…ya think?!?!?!?! It’s gonna be a freaking circus and it’s exclusively his administration’s fault.

    The way you structured this sentence makes it seem like this was not the plan they had from the get go…

      • rhywun

        Well, that’s cheerful.

      • juris imprudent

        The Marxist, Leftist global movement, whatever groups are ultimately behind it, are using Biden and the Democratic Party as pawns in the supreme game of human domination.

        hurr-durr-hurr

        There’s nothing Marxist or Leftist about wanting to reduce the masses to serfdom and annointing oneself to nobility. The desire for power and domination runs much, much deeper than the stupid German and his believers.

      • AlexinCT

        You didn’t read and understand Marx if you believe marxism wasn’t about simply a massive pile of drivel intended to fool the serf classes into overthrowing the existing order so the new marxist overlords could replace the current overlords. The serfs would never be anything but serfs once the marxists got what they wanted.

      • sloopyinca

        “You mean that hammer and sickle are symbols of work? And I’m the one that has to do the work or be shot?
        -modern commie five minutes after they get their way

      • AlexinCT

        I have always pointed out there are three kinds of marxists or supporters of marxism.

        1. Those that never read Marx’s shit and have been brainwashed by propagandist into thinking the most evil and destructive ideology/religion ever foisted on mankind could do anything but deliver a pile of dead bodies (in the millions) and hold all living under it in a grip of misery and terror.
        2. Those that read Marx and never understood marxism was just a evil gimmick to allow credentialed idiots with little skill or value to use the low information serf masses to replace the current rulers with themselves. The masses would now just be serfs serving the new masters (the state).
        3. Those that read Marx and understood the evil of that movement, and use it to gain power over the serf classes.

      • juris imprudent

        Don’t talk mean about Bernie!

      • juris imprudent

        I’ve read Das Kapital and the Manifesto. Never read any of the Bolsheviks.

        It’s frankly worse than you seem to think, particularly with the Trotskyites – they want a permanent revolution, a crucible in which dross humanity is burned away so the glorious new man can emerge. That’s fucking religious insanity.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        Marxism’s end goal is to destroy mankind completely under the pretense that it will usher forth a new and better man. If one was inclined to believe in Satan, this would be the sort of shit he would come up with.

      • juris imprudent

        Which is NOT the end the WEF and cronies seek.

      • AlexinCT

        They will, for the first time evah, make marxism work…

      • juris imprudent

        You use Marx like the woke use fascist.

      • AlexinCT

        The left/woke uses fascism to mean “things I don’t like or disagree with”. We literally live under a new form of fascism – our government picks winners & losers – but they cheer that on as if that is freedom.

        I use marxism like it should be. What is going on right now is nothing more than the same cultural revolution Mao ran in China but focused on destroying the middleclass, meritocratic systems, and racial grievances. You might want to familiarize yourself with Yuri Bezmonov.

      • juris imprudent

        Bezmenov, the man who would only talk to the Birchers.

      • AlexinCT

        They were the only people willing to give him a platform, because the crooks wanted to silence him. We can now, as we see what they are doing to us, understand why.

      • juris imprudent

        They were the perfect foil – ready to believe what he was selling.

    • Drake

      Your fellow serfs will be here shortly.

  11. Not Adahn

    Relevant to my interests:

    https://legalinsurrection.com/2023/05/vermont-republican-governor-signs-law-banning-paramilitary-training/

    § 4071. PARAMILITARY TRAINING PROHIBITED
    (a) A person shall not:

    (1) teach, train, or demonstrate to any other person the use, application, or making of a firearm, explosive, or incendiary device capable of causing injury or death, or techniques capable of causing injury or death to persons, if the person knows or reasonably should know that the teaching, training, or demonstrating is intended to be used in or in furtherance of a civil disorder; or

    (2) assemble with one or more other persons for the purpose of practicing or being taught, trained, or instructed in the use, application, or making of a firearm, explosive, or incendiary device capable of causing injury or death, or in techniques capable of causing injury or death to persons, if the person knows or reasonably should know that the practicing, teaching, training, or instruction is intended to be used in or in furtherance of a civil disorder.

    (b) A person who violates this section shall be imprisoned not more than five years or fined not more than $50,000.00, or both.

    I can only assume that anyone displaying a Betsy Ross Flag, Gadsen Flag, floral print, igloos, hula dancers, pineapples, frogs or the Roman numeral III will be sufficient to trigger the “or should have known” part of that.

    • SDF-7

      Certainly goes against the spirit of the 2nd. I could see it used against Antifa (if they weren’t the current darling SA of the elites and all), but not being able to train someone in firearms in order to stand up for your rights against a tyrannical government scenario (which would be by definition “civil disorder”) is frankly unAmerican and should be struck down.

      • sloopyinca

        It not only goes against the spirit of the second, it goes against the literal text of the first amendment’s “peaceably assemble” provision.

      • WTF

        Well that document was written like a hundred years ago by old white guys and it’s hard to understand.

      • DrOtto

        And they were slave owners!

    • Sean

      Is there an FBI carve out?

      • SDF-7

        Of course there is.

        The law does not apply to “legitimate law enforcement purposes” or “Norwich University or any other educational institution where military service is taught.”

      • juris imprudent

        The State is always exempt from its own definition of criminal behavior!

      • R C Dean

        Seems weird to exempt law enforcement and military training from a prohibition on instruction to be used for civil disorder.

    • Drake

      So nobody can learn or teach gunsmithing? Is there a carve out for the National Guard or are the armorers going have to stop training?

    • Tonio

      Even if that law doesn’t survive a court challenge, it gives them license to do something in the near term and continue doing it for a period of time. Just as with all laws.

      • db

        All that language requires is for a CI/agent provocateur to make an oblique reference to “demonstrations” or maybe wave a Gadsden flag once or twice and the victim will have had a “reasonable” knowledge.

        It’s the thinnest veneer.

      • db

        And it won’t be challenged in court until someone is convicted under the statute.

      • Ownbestenemy

        And after convicted, it will be rescinded and the court will just say it was all moot so move along.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Huh. I got an F for using that line of argument on an exam. Professor asked how Bowers v Hardwick should have been decided.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Yep, it’s that Standing bullshit.

        Seriously, we need to get rid of that pronto. And while we are at it, you should be able to sue as soon as it hits the books, as it might, might effect someone, and needs to be challenged beforehand.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I also assume that includes really great programs like Project Appleseed. I’ve been thinking of hosting one of their events on the homestead.

      https://appleseedinfo.org/

    • Rebel Scum

      I see more than one constitutional violation here.

  12. WTF

    I’m confused. Isn’t the trial there to determine accountability? Or are they looking for some financial payola, which is what they seem to have been about all this time?

    Black Lives Matter RVA announced plans to protest outside the Dinwiddie Courthouse…

    They want to ensure the right verdict is handed down.

    • SDF-7

      I’m surprised they aren’t outside the judge’s house then. Seems to be the in vogue thing with no consequences and all.

      • WTF

        Obviously no consequences for jury intimidation either.

  13. mock-star

    Third graders being taught first aid? Thats an outrage. Thats the age that they should be learning about trans strippers and how awesome abortions are.

    • SDF-7

      Well, they have to know how to stop the bleeding if they forget the lube before ramming the spiked dildo up their ass for the teacher to masturbate to.

      Plus the post-op surgery issues and all.

      Ugh… I feel mentally unclean after typing that. And it is Wednesday, so things probably won’t get better around here.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Are we really on board with teaching 8 year olds how to treat a gunshot wound?

      • sloopyinca

        FTA: “No student is required to take this training,” Gervin-Hawkins said in a statement “If a student or their parents are worried about the material, they can opt out.”

        Yes. And it’s not specifically for gunshot wounds. Or for school shootings. That’s just the narrative meant to use shit like this as a “can’t we just take guns away so we don’t have to teach kids how to treat gunshot wounds?!?!” bullshit. Don’t buy into it.

      • AlexinCT

        Someone should respond with “Can’t we just get rid of trannies so we don’t have to teach kids that shit..” to them…

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Yes. And it’s not specifically for gunshot wounds. Or for school shootings. That’s just the narrative meant to use shit like this as a “can’t we just take guns away so we don’t have to teach kids how to treat gunshot wounds?!?!” bullshit. Don’t buy into it.

        Then why hasn’t this always been apart of curriculum? This is specifically a dumb idea to address school violence. Teachers and a school nurse are enough to stop any bleeding for any injury when it doesn’t involve multiple people.

        The better idea, as always, is to destroy public schools.

      • sloopyinca

        Why hasn’t it always been in the curriculum? I don’t know. Perhaps due to budgeting issues or overriding core curriculum standards by grade not being reassessed recently. Or because the people who set the curriculum didn’t think it age appropriate until a new group came in and decided they were.

        There’s a whole bevy of reasons it’s a good idea and none that I can think of that would make it a bad idea, especially since it’s voluntary.

        Sure, the best option is to abolish government schools. But if that’s not going to happen, shouldn’t we at least consider teaching kids potentially valuable life-saving skills rather than, I don’t know, watching movies the last few weeks of school once star tests are completed?

      • mock-star

        “Then why hasn’t this always been apart of curriculum?”

        According to the article, it has previously been apart of the curriculum, but for 7th graders. They are simply lowering the age by four years.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Simply.

      • Sean

        Are we really on board with teaching 8 year olds how to treat a gunshot wound first aid & how to stop bleeding?

        Yes.

      • Not Adahn

        My fifth grade class (10 yo) was a full year of first aid. Severe bleeding was part of it.

      • AlexinCT

        So they had to pick the right tampon for the job?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not sure if you’re joking, but they have been used for temporary emergency treatment of gunshot wounds.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        oh, well now I am onboard.

      • EvilSheldon

        No they haven’t.

        Tampons are 100% useless for hemorrhage control.

      • Count Potato

        “My fifth grade class (10 yo) was a full year of first aid.”

        Really? Is that common in the U.S.?

      • Nephilium

        It was really common if the (private) school was associated with a Boy Scout/Girl Scout troop. We were trained in first aid, CPR, and some basic lifeguard skills as part of the scouts.

      • slumbrew

        Same

      • Not Adahn

        Yup, I remember the first module was on treating for shock, then it built on form there. Severe bleeding was an early one (actually I guess it was taught in order of “how easy is this situation to recognize and how much can you do about it”). Rescue breathing and CPR were parts of it, as were poisoning and snake bites. I remember that the module on stroke treatments was basically “call for help, treat for shock.”

        The thing that seems fascinating is what was taught to me then was much more complicated than what is taught now. Back then, inducing vomiting was considered a legit treatment for (some kinds of) poisoning, so you had to know which substances were on the “induce” and “do not induce” lists (blisters on mouth or a hydrocarbon smell = do not induce). But nowadays they don’t expect people to have the observational skill or discernment of a 10 yo.

      • EvilSheldon

        I think that was about when I did my school first aid class. It wasn’t a full year though.

      • Sean

        Pretty sure I was taught CPR in 6th grade or so. Probably other first aid stuff too. It’s been a long time.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Teens Junior High offered CPR course if they wanted it. Basic first aid should be offered if the parents/kids want it. There is nothing wrong with knowing how to handle a situation or at least have some vague understanding.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Learned CPR in 7th grade health for us. Also sex-ed that year as well. No not with the same mannequins you perverts.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        You had mannequins in sex ed?

      • DrOtto

        I don’t remember the grade, but we were taught this at some point in elementary school when I was in Catholic school.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        It was common, but I grew up in the most awesome decades of all time, the seventies and eighties.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Shouldn’t it have been 5th aid? Or was your cohort held back for some reason?

      • PieInTheSky

        yes but if they do it successfully they get a beer after

    • Nephilium

      Ok. So these are pods you can buy as an add on for a long haul flight. I was trying to figure out who would deal with an airport just to go on a four hour mile high nap.

  14. SDF-7

    ‘Orning ‘ordles — DuoTri didn’t completely suck… actually happy with the Main Event for a change. Odd words, but played into my second seed pretty well. Not perfect, but I’ll damned well take it.

    Daily Duotrigordle #434
    Guesses: 35/37
    Time: 04:10.39
    https://duotrigordle.com/

    Daily Quordle 471
    4️⃣6️⃣
    5️⃣3️⃣
    m-w.com/games/quordle

    • Sean

      Daily Quordle 471
      3️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣
      m-w.com/games/quordle

      Blossom Puzzle, May 10
      Letters: A G N I O T V
      My score: 281 points
      My longest word: 10 letters
      🌺 🌼 🌹 🌻 🏵 💮 💐 🌸 🌷 🌺

      Play Blossom:
      https://www.merriam-webster.com/games/blossom-word-game

    • rhywun

      Daily Quordle 471
      4️⃣5️⃣
      7️⃣3️⃣

    • Tundra

      Daily Quordle 471
      5️⃣6️⃣
      7️⃣4️⃣

  15. waffles

    I’m really disappointed in Newsom. He was the chose one.

    • SDF-7

      He was supposed to destroy the Sith, not join them?

    • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

      Well, his head is lubed enough to fit squarely up his own ass, so checks out as the Dipshit Haderach.

    • SDF-7

      “Don’t Know” isn’t the same as “Don’t remember” — could just be they went to a party and weren’t sure if the host gave a crap about King Chuckles 3.

  16. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    whats goody

    /as this is my “saturday night’ and Im off tomorrow…….TALL CANS!

  17. robc

    My bottle of Cantillon Gueuze has a use by 2038 date on it.

    Actually, it has a bottled on date from Dec 2018, but says best used within 20 years of the bottled date.

    • PieInTheSky

      Being Gueuze you can pour it down the sink now, no need to wait 20 years

      • robc

        You are too wrong to even discuss with.

        Gueuze is not for everyone. Just the cultured.

      • Nephilium

        /lifts goblet

      • robc

        The first time I had a Gueuze, I smelled it, almost gagged, then drank it and had an epiphany.

        Still, how can something that smells that bad taste that good?

        For those who have never had it, some of the common descriptions of its odor include “horse blanket”, “wet sheep”, “barnyard”, etc.

      • robc

        An equestrian in my group said, “That is not what horse blankets smell like.”

      • Nephilium

        I was spoiled for a while when one of the local grocery chains did a big purchase of Boon Oude Geuze (including the Marriage Parfait), and then discounted them to ~$5/bottle when they weren’t selling. In fairness, these were the smaller bottles.

        In the present, one of the local beer stores currently has some geuzes on the shelf, which are going for over $50 (750 ml bottles).

  18. DEG

    Otieno, a Richmond resident, died in police custody in March after he was held down by seven Henrico County, Virginia, sheriff’s deputies and three hospital employees for about 12 minutes, according to Ann Cabell Baskervill, the Commonwealth’s attorney for Dinwiddie County.

    Here we go again.

    But even as the administration and the public look to move on, experts say the virus won’t go away. Hundreds of people still die every day from COVID-19, and more are being hospitalized. The current situation is precarious and could backslide in the fall.

    OHMYGODWEALLGONNADIE!!!!!!!111!!!!11!!11

    • R.J.

      This is sad. I don’t think it was covered.

    • Not Adahn

      “Christ, what an asshole.”

  19. AlexinCT

    That reparations shit going on in Cali was Newsome’s doing. He thought that he would score major points for having his state actually pretend to take this idiocy seriously, and after all, expected this shit to never be approved on a vote. This would allow Newsome to tut-tut the Cali political class for not actually doing something substantive, while setting himself up as the champion of people that want the most free shit evah! Then California did California, and actually took this to the insane, so now Newsome is gonna have to deal with this kick in the female balls he has.

    • rhywun

      I agree the whole thing is for show. There won’t be a dime spent on “reparations”, but more billions will flow to his buddies running the various “equity” grifts he mentions in the article.

      • Scruffyy Nerfherder

        Yes

  20. PieInTheSky

    Australia: Woman survives on wine during five days stranded in Australian bush

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-65524218

    A 48-year-old woman survived five days stranded in the bush in Australia by eating sweets and drinking a single bottle of wine.

    Lillian Ip set off on what was meant to be a short trip on Sunday, travelling through dense bush in Victoria state.

    But she hit a dead-end after taking a wrong turn, and her vehicle became stuck in the mud.

    Ms Ip – who doesn’t drink – only had a bottle of wine in the car as she was planning to give it as a present.

    • Urthona

      i mean 5 days certainly isn’t enough to starve to death and i guess it’s net hydrating.

    • Raven Nation

      Not sure how you get lost for 5 days in that part of the country. It’s not like it’s the outback.

  21. Rebel Scum

    But investigators now allege she killed her husband of nine years with a lethal dose of illicit fentanyl. This month, they charged her with aggravated murder and three counts of possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute.

    I suppose it is pretty aggravating to be murdered.

    • AlexinCT

      Someone should check to see if this husband had refused her request to play the game db linked up above…

    • AlexinCT

      Same for Gutfeld?

    • slumbrew

      Treif!

      Delicious, delicious treif.

    • The Other Kevin

      “All shrimps are born male and some transition into a female on maturity.”
      The wokest of all seafood.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I am pretty sure that Scientific American piece was predicated around that fact and why it is natural for humans to transition too.

  22. hayeksplosives

    I’m intrigued by RFK Jr’s presidential campaign.

    I don’t think the Donks will let the Dems have a real primary challenge against Biden, but I’m liking a LOT of what RFK J is saying.

    I’m listening to him on Mark Steyn right now, and he just said “No one has ever complied their way out of totalitarianism.”

    I don’t think his campaign will be allowed to go far, but I am going to remember that quote.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’ve heard the line somewhere else before, but I don’t recall who said it.

    • Urthona

      I mean I guess I like that he’s anti war.

      He’s a nutter otherwise.

      • Drake

        If any Republicans took a coherent conservative stance against the neo-cons, RFK would be irrelevant. Unless Tucker Carlson or Rand Paul decide to run for President, none of them have.

      • juris imprudent

        Everyone outside the mainstream is a nutter don’t ya know? Fucking Soviet psychiatry.

    • slumbrew

      I suspect he’s still an authoritarian at heart. It wasn’t that long ago he was calling for corporations that disagreed with him on the climate to be dissolved.

      Much like Tulsi and her “newfound respect” for the Second Amendment, I need a lot more evidence that it’s a sincere change of heart vs a politically expedient position.

      • Urthona

        I don’t suspect. He is.

        Conservatives also like this he’s a vaccine skeptic but that includes all vaccines. Can’t say as I agree with him there either.

      • R.J.

        I think this is the good view. He did all the sudden do a MAJOR about face. I must say I am enjoying him talk, but it might just be only that. Talk. He could get in there and be a trojan horse for WEF.

      • Urthona

        The democratic primaries are designed to be undemocratic. They’ll ensure he doesn’t have a major run.

      • R.J.

        He could go as third party and totally screw Biden or any other Democrat, which I do support.

      • The Last American Hero

        He’d fit hand in glove with the green party.

      • hayeksplosives

        I’d be happy if he gets on the debate stage just to force public discussion of these topics. The other Dem candidates won’t like it, but it might make the voting public want to get answers on certain things.

        He says he’ll pardon Assange on day 1 for example. Ok, ask Biden or Harris or Bernie or Newsome the same thing.

      • Urthona

        I didn’t realize that about Assange. That’s good.

        Don’t think there will be any debate stage though.

      • Drake

        I would agree – IF he starts getting network air time. To date, Tucker was the only one who would let him speak to an audience.

    • PieInTheSky

      I don’t think his campaign will be allowed to go far – it is a fair and transparent process so there is no one to disallow

    • robc

      He is exposing the liberal v progressive split on the left.

    • The Other Kevin

      Since Biden has declared he won’t debate, I think it would be awesome if Tucker or someone else hosted debates for ALL the candidates together. RFK, Trump, DeSantis, all debating at the same time would be fantastic.

    • Atanarjuat

      I suspect the establishment strongly prefers Gavin NewScum next time around.

  23. Rebel Scum

    Republican donor Harlan Crow on Monday wrote in a letter to the Senate Finance Committee that he will not provide a list of gifts he gave Justice Clarence Thomas, who has faced recent calls to step down.

    The decades long Democrat Party lynching of Clarence Thomas continues apace.

    • Gustave Lytton

      And the dipshit supplied his own rope.

    • Urthona

      He hasn’t violated any ethics nor faced any serious pressure.

    • The Last American Hero

      RBG sold signed copies of her decisions to raise money for pro abortion groups. Thomas has a rich friend.

      Nothing to see there.

  24. Sensei

    DEI Brings Kafka to My Law School
    https://www.wsj.com/articles/dei-brings-kafka-to-my-law-school-ohio-tenure-collegiality-viewpoint-discipline-102d62b8?st=chq6mm2qm3te4v7&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    Around 1 p.m. on Friday, April 14, Ohio Northern University campus security officers entered my classroom with my students present and escorted me to the dean’s office. Armed town police followed me down the hall. My students appeared shocked and frightened. I know I was. I was immediately barred from teaching, banished from campus, and told that if I didn’t sign a separation agreement and release of claims by April 21, ONU would commence dismissal proceedings against me. The grounds: “Collegiality.” The specifics: None.

    • Grumbletarian

      I requested during a University Council meeting earlier this semester that ONU’s DEI program address viewpoint diversity. The administration responded, brusquely, that viewpoint diversity is “not part of our diversity, belonging and inclusion plan.”

      Some Borg were taller than others, and there were male and female varieties, but all thought as one.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Huh, it appears that they did address viewpoint diversity after all.

    • PieInTheSky

      Must of done something, everyone is guilty.

      • juris imprudent

        “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime.”

  25. Rebel Scum

    President Biden conceded on Tuesday that the looming migrant surge at the southern border will be “chaotic for a while” after the Title 42 border policy ends later this week.

    It’s going to be chaotic permanently.

    • Urthona

      But how about those Republicans shipping 1/200th voluntarily north? so mean!!

  26. Shpip

    Well, this makes me a little sad.

    Joe Kapp, who played quarterback at Cal and later led the Minnesota Vikings to the Super Bowl, died Monday at age 85.

    J.J. Kapp confirmed his father’s death to the San Francisco Chronicle, saying it came after a “15-year battle with dementia.

    Okay, maybe I’m relieved for his sake.

    He was the only person (that I know of) to start at quarterback in the Rose Bowl, the Grey Cup, and the Super Bowl.

    • juris imprudent

      If they had the stat, he would be the all time leader in ugly throws for completions.

  27. Sensei

    From the book writing alleged killer article.

    “However, between when the defendant said she went to child’s room and when she called 911, the status on her phone shows that it was locked and unlocked multiple times and there was also movement recorded on the phone. In addition, tolls on defendant’s phone show that messages were sent and received during that time. These messages were deleted,” court documents say.

    We all know your smartphone contains a wealth of information, but this really drives it home.

    • R.J.

      Oh how terrible. They had to employ people at a living wage. The fuckers are paying 30,000 pounds for a starter truck job, and call that paying through the nose? What the Hell were they paying the illegal migrants? $5 an hour?

      “He is only 25 years of age, but Lewis Judd looks a natural at the wheel of a 40-tonne truck, performing a tricky reversing manoeuvre in the training yard of the East Midlands haulage company where he soon hopes to have a full-time job.”

      Can’t let the precious babies on the road!!!!

      • PieInTheSky

        living wage – how unlibertarian of you

      • R.J.

        Maybe so. That kid was wiping windows for peanuts, and now he at least has a chance at a career. That is a success story. I went through a similar thing in the 1980s. I was triggered.

      • PieInTheSky

        I was joking, the point of a free economy is in the end to raise wages through competition for workers, but living wage is a phrase used by lefties

      • R.J.

        No worries. That article just pushed my working class/ Southern poverty buttons.

      • Count Potato

        You could start a law center. Think of the grifting opportunities!

  28. Rebel Scum

    The White House is signaling that it wants to close the book on the COVID-19 pandemic once the public health emergency expires Thursday.

    Gotta move on to the next scamdemic.

    But even as the administration and the public look to move on, experts say the virus won’t go away. Hundreds of people still die every day from COVID-19, and more are being hospitalized. The current situation is precarious and could backslide in the fall.

    That’s called “flu season”.

    • R.J.

      I think he does want a circus.

    • Urthona

      prediction: he will look like a complete doofus and his fans will all agree he was awesome.

      • R.J.

        My prediction: He will channel the recently deceased Jerry Springer and chairs will be thrown.

  29. DrOtto

    While we’re at it, after we teach kids how to tend to gun shot wounds, can we teach kids how to cross the street so we can take away school zones, at least around middle and high schools?

    • Ownbestenemy

      And not cross the street in front of the bus they just got off? Latchkey Kid is a badge of honor I wear proudly.

  30. Certified Public Asshat

    ‘I’m waiting for the right girl to date’: Emily Ratajkowski reveals she’s keen to explore her sexuality and why she refuses to settle down… amid Harry Styles romance

    The TV personality – who came out as bisexual in October – is said to be dating British singer Harry Styles, 29, but confessed she would ‘love’ to date a female.

    Asked by HommeGirls if she’d ever date a woman, the mother-of-one said: ‘I would love to. Waiting for the right one to come along.

    ‘I’ve always been someone who’s more attracted to vibe than specifics of physicality so sometimes it’ll just randomly hit me, and I’ll be like, ‘Whoa, I’m attracted to this person!’

    Being a model isn’t good enough, she seeks to be a member of the in-group.

    • PieInTheSky

      For me still one of the hottest women on the planet. And she knows how to play the social signaling game well, for fun and profit

    • Nephilium

      Meh. She wants to be bisexual, that’s fine. Somewhat related.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I guess she is dating Harry Styles, so maybe.

      • PieInTheSky

        all women are inherently bisexual. No man is.

    • slumbrew

      Shorter EmRat: “Look at meeeeeee!”

      (she is good to look at, I’ll grant her that)

      • Ownbestenemy

        That one photo looks like they kiss like 12 year olds.

  31. PieInTheSky

    Drivers in France ‘strongly advised’ to avoid dashboard cameras
    A high-profile legal case recently showed how useful dashcams can be, but French regulations are unclear over whether they can be used as evidence

    https://www.connexionfrance.com/article/French-news/Drivers-in-France-strongly-advised-to-avoid-dashboard-cameras

    France has very strict privacy laws, and among them is a law that states that while it is legal to film or photograph people in public spaces in France, you cannot use the images without the express consent of all the people who might be identified, either through their features or through the car they drive.

    Obviously, people who have recorded someone driving into their car, or filmed another driver being aggressive towards them, will want to use the images, but doing so can be complicated.

    • Sean

      Those wheels look stupid.

      Holy crap, yes they do.

      • R.J.

        Yeech. Those wouldn’t make it to production. Too much drag. It’ll end up with smooth discs like other electric cars.

  32. Rebel Scum

    “I never even met the bitch.”

    President Trump responds to E. Jean Carroll verdict.

    The leaked vids of his deposition are amusing.

  33. sloopyinca

    This House press conference going right now about the Biden family is insane.

    They’ve got the receipts. This is gonna become a massive scandal.

    • PieInTheSky

      This is gonna become a massive scandal. – what difference at this point etc…

      Seriously though, will it change something for the better long run?

    • R.J.

      I don’t even have to use a crystal ball to see that nothing will happen.

      • sloopyinca

        This is gonna lead to an impeachment. The tricky part will be who gets to run the show once it gets to the senate.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I applaud your optimism here but is Biden’s first test on where his party’s loyalty lies I guess.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Or whether opposing factions are ready to deep six his senile ass.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

        The faction that wants to keep Biden cause he is a great puppet and it makes their lives easy doing whatever they want is being challenged by those that want him gone either out of fear it will lead to Trump, or because there is some other crime syndicate boss demanding the job. In the end their biggest problem is how to get the cackler in second chief out of the way. There is no way they believe she can do better than Biden in any election, and that she isn’t a fucking serious problem as she will try to play boss for real.

        No wonder the desperation to torpedo Trump at all costs.

      • Count Potato

        Maybe in the House, but even that’s a long shot.

      • robc

        At best it will lead to him not running again.

        I think that is a better result than an impreachment and removal…I don’t want Kamala in the office for even 5 minutes.

      • Sean

        *cackles*

      • juris imprudent

        You know how Trump said he could shoot someone in the street. As far as his supporters go, he’s right. Same with Team Donkey – they’re not going to treat Biden like he’s Nixon, even if he is worse than Nixon.

      • rhywun

        Narrator: Biden is worse than Nixon.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m usually pessimistic these days, but anyone trying to cover for this obvious corruption/money laundering is risking tainting themselves. If it turns out the FBI knew all about this and did nothing, that looks very bad. Sometimes things are bad enough that spin and narrative control don’t work.

      • The Last American Hero

        And if the media and entertainment complex weren’t completely in the propaganda mode, there would be nonstop coverage of it such that the public shaming may lead to resignations or reforms or something. But they aren’t, so we’ll focus instead on how Neil Gorsuch was a 3 percent owner in a REIT that sold a house to someone that one day could have a case before the SC.

      • juris imprudent

        I sure would like to believe that narrative doesn’t win out over all, but I’m not that is true.

      • Not Adahn

        Nuh uh! Only crimes committed while in office count for impeachment! And you can’t have mens rea if you’re no compos mentis e plutibus unum lorem ipsum!

        De gustibus non disputandum est et de minimus non curat lex!

      • AlexinCT

        Canis Biden fidelis est!

    • Ownbestenemy

      The proper outcome of all this should be the people looking and saying…all our leaders are corrupt as fuck

      • PieInTheSky

        but we still vote for the exact same people, otherwise the wrong lizard wins.

      • Urthona

        I will say as much as I don’t care for Trump, I’m fairly certain he wasn’t corrupt in this particular way.

      • robc

        He isn’t smart enough to be corrupt in that particular way.

      • Urthona

        ouch!!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I guess there is NYC corrupt and then globally corrupt.

      • Gustave Lytton

        He’s like many prepill and thinks (or thoughtj) the US government works like it’s taught in school.

      • juris imprudent

        NO! NO!!! You’re guy is more corrupt than ours! Fuck you! Team! TEAM!!! TEAM!!!!

      • AlexinCT

        I vote for whomever I believe will be the biggest thorn in the side of the D.C corruptocracy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      A good counter from the ruling party was the George Santos arrest…that is all the news will run, not anything the House press conference said.

      • waffles

        his wire fraud was for two charges of 564 dollars.

    • DEG

      There’s more here than in the QAnon bullshit, but this sounds too much like “Trust the plan!” to me.

    • Atanarjuat

      Biden is kind of the perfect candidate, from the establishment perspective. They can hide his corruption before the election, and then reveal it whenever they want to get rid of him.

  34. Rebel Scum

    As if actual laws or reason matter these days.

    “There’s no way he can be prosecuted successfully there,” Dershowitz said of the Fulton County investigation, referring to a conversation between Trump and Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger, a fellow Republican, on Jan. 2, 2021. “What he said on the recorded tape was, ‘I need to FIND 11,000 votes.’ He didn’t say ‘invent’ or ‘concoct.’”

    “He said ‘find,’ which means that they’re there, and you just have to look hard to see if you can find them,” the law professor continued. “I think that’s a complete defense there.”

    Dershowitz told Jakielek that the same logic can be applied to a potential DOJ lawsuit against Trump over his role in the breach of the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

  35. The Other Kevin

    I think that Utah mom is a good update for the definition of “chutzpah”.

    • slumbrew

      I thought that was when she asked for clemency because she’s a widow.

  36. PieInTheSky

    Police in three European countries are asking for help to identify 22 murdered women whose names remain a mystery.

    The bodies were found in the Netherlands, Belgium and Germany between 1976 and 2019.

    An unsolved murder of a woman in Amsterdam, found in a wheelie bin in a river, sparked the move by Interpol.

    It’s the first time the international police group has gone public with a list seeking information about unidentified bodies.

    The so called black notices, released as part of the campaign known as Operation Identify Me, are normally only circulated internally among Interpol’s network of police forces throughout the world.

    The woman found in the bin in Amsterdam in 1999 had been shot in the head and chest.

    Forensic detective Carina Van Leeuwen has been trying to solve the mystery since joining the city’s first cold case team in 2005.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65456183

    • Ownbestenemy

      This cannot be true. I have been pelted all my life through entertainment and news that things like this are uniquely American and the rest of the world is a civilized wonderland.

    • The Last American Hero

      They have Native Americans in the Netherlands, Belgium, and Germany?

  37. Ownbestenemy

    It will be interesting to see how the FAA handles its policies revolving around the “COVID emergency order” because they are all built on that ‘authority’. My guess, institutionalized inertia has set in and all policy is now forever with us.

    • juris imprudent

      Bureaucratic conservation is its own authority.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just prohibit customers from making withdrawals. That will fix it, right?

    • robc

      Everyone hates when THEIR company is sold short.

  38. PieInTheSky

    MAXINE Bikinis yachtwear fashion 4K / “Miami Swim Week | The Shows” powered by DCSW

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa-92LMhMHs

    I do not own a yacht but if I did I would invite these ladies and their yachtwear

    • The Last American Hero

      Funny how for a man, yachtwear is white cotton trousers and a blue blazer and for women it’s 4 square inches of strategically placed spandex.

    • Not Adahn

      I am NOT clicking on a link to Auntie Maxine in a bikini.

    • db

      Move out of Allegheny County. Soon.

      • Warty

        But I’m getting a new roof put on my house tomorrow!

      • PieInTheSky

        A roof takes more than one day to put on.

      • Sean

        You need more Mexicans.

      • slumbrew

        Heh, it somehow lost my “you’re using the wrong Mexicans” comment. But you are correct.

      • UnCivilServant

        No, no it doesn’t. The roofers replaced mine in a single day. You just need the right number of people for the square footage. They need not be mexicans, as the roofers who worked on mine were mostly Philipino.

      • Warty

        Not to just strip off old shingles and put new ones on.

        They’re doing the new gutters and downspouts the next day, so I guess you could consider that part of the roof, kinda sorta but not really.

      • db

        Improved resale value.

    • kinnath

      An understandable point of view. But, in reality, you are just wishing for other people to suffer.

      • Warty

        Oh, I wish for people to suffer, you are correct sir.

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, but the people that need to suffer for causing suffering amongst other people almost never suffer for that.

      • Warty

        The angel on my shoulder acknowledges that you’re right, but the devil on the other one doesn’t care that you’re right.

    • PieInTheSky

      I did not know you bought a county. Is it a nice one?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Lol:

        *Angel looking at the work schedule*‘Not masturbation watch duty AGAIN’— Daniel (@Dwest2828) May 9, 2023

      • AlexinCT

        Word…..

    • Rat on a train

      “You know what the dead do with most of their time? Watch the living, especially in the shower.”

    • Rebel Scum

      They like to watch?

  39. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    Chaos is the right word. Things might get a little bumpy…

    Great songs. I was lucky enough to see him a couple times – among the best live shows I’ve ever see. A true pro.

  40. kinnath

    Tom Petty.

    A long streak of tunes that I would enjoy when they popped on the radio. But I never liked him enough to buy his music or go looking for it online or on streaming.

    • rhywun

      Same. I remember liking the one with all the synths. *tap tap tap*

      “You Got Lucky”

      • robc

        You Got Lucky is my absolute favorite Petty song.

      • AlexinCT

        You got lucky when you found me, right?

    • robc

      I own a handful of his albums (including Wilburys Vol 1 and 3), but I generally agree.

      This one might cause him problems today.

      • AlexinCT

        People hated his “Don’t come around here no more” Alice in Wonderland music video I remember because… Of something.

      • robc

        I think the cutting Alice as a cake scene.

      • Not Adahn

        Was that before or after the Troi peptide cake?

      • robc

        Before.

      • sloopyinca

        Sounds like the TNG episode where Troi is a cellular peptide cake…with mint frosting.

        And that damn phone won’t stop ringing!

      • The Other Kevin

        That was my Halloween costume this year. I didn’t have the shoes though.

      • robc

        Fun fact I didn’t know (or forgot) until just now:

        Dave Stewart (The Eurythmics) co-wrote “Don’t Come Around Here No More”.

    • The Other Kevin

      I saw him live just one time, and it was amazing how many songs I not only knew, but got regular air play. He sounded great too.

    • Gender Traitor

      Gained my appreciation for Petty some years after his biggest hits were new. “Runnin’ Down a Dream” is my favorite. Still listen to his dedicated SiriusXM channel on a regular basis – his “Buried Treasure” show, featuring old rock, rockabilly, and R&B classics from his personal collection, was always a great.

      • Gender Traitor

        Err… a TREAT. And also great.

      • Gender Traitor

        Fun fact: when TT had his latest stroke Christmas before last (or was it ’20? Whenever,) while we were waiting in an exam room in the ED, he sang “I Won’t Back Down” as loud as he could just to prove that he could.

  41. AlexinCT

    Other than confirming for me that Murdoch is an evil asshole, why Fox News settled a lawsuit that Alan Dershowitz pointed out they were 95% sure to win, this revelation makes sense. Murdoch is part of the cabal after all, and Carlson was undermining that lucrative cabal’s agenda too hard it seems.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Lawyers representing the banking industry called last week for regulators to ban short sales of financial-company shares.

    Of course they did.

    • AlexinCT

      Like the crooks are going to comply. They got elected, and they are damn well going to use the power of their office to make bank. Even if they have to risk the entire joke of a banking sector to cash in!

  43. The Other Kevin

    I know Drudge Report is garbage, but sometimes I check it out of curiosity. Today’s headline is about Santos, and I see nothing about the Biden crime syndicate. How the mighty have fallen.

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Acquired and skinsuited

      Tis a Leftist way of dealing with dissident media and organizations.

    • rhywun

      Just seeing the Santos thing now. No idea what is true or not true but I do know the Dems want him out BAD so they can take his seat.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Supposedly he sold it and it was skinsuited a few years ago, before the election. Traffic dropped dramatically, but I’m sure the new owners don’t care, their goal was accomplished.

    • PieInTheSky

      weird… I tried to paste this link with the title as text and I got server errors. just the link works…

      I think there may be certain things the blog does not like. It sometimes happened with twitter links and some text as well

      • R.J.

        That guy writes a good rant.

    • Grumbletarian

      The guy’s not wrong, but I must be in the minority when I say that Rothfuss’ series struck me as rather meh. However, I am guilty of the ‘I’d rather buy a complete series than just the first book’ more because I just don’t want to wit for the conclusion than fear that the author won’t ever get to the conclusion.

      • kinnath

        I hated that no one wanted to write a great novel — a stand alone story. There were many times that I wanted a good fantasy story and did not want to start some fucking 4000 page series.

      • Mojeaux

        The kind of reader that reads epic fantasy wants 4,000 pages of story. It’s an immersive experience that they don’t want to end. Like, ever. 1,000 pages is breakfast.

      • Not Adahn

        ^This.

        Though maybe because the first few epic fantasy series I read were the Chronicles of Narnia, the Lord of the Rings and the Prydain Chronicles, I got the impression that the genre needed to include everyone/evrything dying/magic going out of the world.

      • Mojeaux

        I think part of it is because there are storytelling mechanisms in place to limit word count. In fairy tales, the heroine has no support system. Friends and family would require development and take up words. In romance, secondary characters (if they don’t have their own story) are limited and forget tertiary characters.

        Epic Anything throws in all the interesting secondary and tertiary characters and then the book blows up to 1,000 pages.

      • kinnath

        Not the first time that the market has failed to provide what I want.

        If I wasn’t a libertarian, I would demand government action to force writers accommodate the handful of oddballs like me that don’t want what the mass market wants.

      • Mojeaux

        Kickstarter and Patreon are good for self-published epic authors. “I need to eat. Please pay me to give you what you want because I am not physically capable of writing while working doubles at Home Depot.”

      • Mojeaux

        I read Cryptonomicon in 3 days (only stopped to pee and sleep) and could’ve devoured another 1,000 pages.

      • kinnath

        I read, and loved, Stephen Donaldson’s Chronicles and Gap series.

        I have every book Sir Terry wrote before he got Alzheimer’s.

        I read all the Dune books.

        But sometimes, I just want an interesting story to fill a gap in my time (like being trapped on an intercontinental flight).

      • R C Dean

        I’m also in the “don’t want to wait” category, because as the books dribble out I forget stuff from the earlier books.

    • R C Dean

      My quarrel with that:

      When you are writing a multi-volume epic, you are essentially selling it to your fans on lay-away. They are buying the whole damn story, not just the the first fraction of it. Not delivering the whole damn story is breach of your deal with your fans. At some point, it’s understandable that they decline to advance you the money until they know they are going to get everything they are paying for.

      Some writers you can rely on. Some, we have learned, you can’t. So don’t expect us to trust a writer we have no basis to trust, and give them money in advance for a completed story, unless we choose to trust them to deliver.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I think he’s more concerned about new authors, who don’t have a reputation yet. If nobody gives their books a try because the series isn’t complete, that’s a problem. That said, I think his fears about this are overblown. If A Game of Thrones was released today by a new author, it would definitely get noticed and become a strong seller. Same with The Name of the Wind.

      • PieInTheSky

        Some new authors may do well with a standalone novel rather than announcing a 5 book series. And you can write the novel as to leave room for eventual sequels.

      • Mojeaux

        I did that with Cods & Cuntes. Really all you have to do is hint that the characters have more adventures ahead. It doesn’t matter if I write the next book because the first one ends satisfactorily.

      • Mojeaux

        So, in this space, I take it he’s talking about traditionally published authors, not self-published authors who WILL write for Applebee’s dinner money.

        The readers would do well to try to suss these people out, but admittedly, I don’t know how to find what I don’t know exists or even what questions to ask.

    • Mojeaux

      I need to start reading that guy’s blog.

      Romance doesn’t have that problem necessarily because every book has to have a definite end (and the only legit trigger warning should be “cliffhanger”), with a happily ever after to be considered romance. Our “series” generally are really just character spin-offs.

    • EvilSheldon

      I’m going to gun school with Larry next weekend. Rumor says he’s gonna DM a TTRPG one-shot in the evenings. I’m excited!

      • Sean

        That’s awesome.
        <==

  44. Sensei

    Sigh… Fun time ahead for proudly proclaimed sanctuary city NYC. I’m expecting even more chaos on the street.

    For New York City officials, the math is frustratingly simple: The steady influx of migrants is soon expected to increase to as many as 5,000 a week, overwhelming the city’s already at-capacity shelter system.

    Paywall
    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/05/10/nyregion/migrants-rockland-county-nyc.html

  45. Count Potato

    “Employees at the US’s first unionized Apple store want to start accepting tips from customers.

    The staffers at Apple’s Towson, Md., location were the first to unionize when they formed The Coalition of Organized Retail Employees (CORE) in 2022.

    The labor union is in talks with Apple about a tipping system in which customers paying with a card would be prompted to tip 3%, 5%, a custom amount or none at all upon checkout, Bloomberg reported.

    Tips would be available to the store’s employees on all transactions, which would throw out Apple’s current policy where Apple employees who accept a tip are fired.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/05/09/unionized-maryland-apple-store-want-to-start-asking-for-tips/

    Drugs, ass, but still ridiculous.

    • AlexinCT

      Unless I am getting some real service, I ain’t tipping anyone. That’s why I pay cash for shit.

      • Nephilium

        /looks at the growing number of “cashless” businesses

      • AlexinCT

        They are not getting my business….

  46. Rebel Scum

    The proliferation of non-white white-supremes.

    On “The View,” Ana Navarro stirred up a debate by claiming that being Hispanic or Black does not prevent someone from supporting white supremacy, while discussing the recent mass shooting at a Dallas mall.

    According to law enforcement sources, 33-year-old Mauricio Garcia is the suspected shooter in the deadly attack that left eight dead and several others injured. Anonymous law enforcement sources claim that Garcia may have been motivated by white supremacist ideology, citing extremist social media posts and a patch on his chest that read “RWDS.” …

    “We all have to remember that the head of the Proud Boys. His name is Enrique Tarrio. The Proud Boys is a White Nationalist group. Look, being Hispanic or being Black does not, or being anything does not make you immune from being racist, from being radicalized, from being a White supremacist, from being evil, from being homicidal. And we are seeing it over and over again. There are people who, they don’t see themselves as what they are,” Navarro said.

    Of course, all murderers are white-supremacists just by the nature of being murderers.

    • Grumbletarian

      It sure seems like white supremacy is more inclusive than BLM.

      • AlexinCT

        White supremacy is code for being successful or believing in a meritocratic systems over those that use random DEI bullshit and care not about ever being productive/successful.

    • The Other Kevin

      They’re claiming women can have penises, so why the hell not.

      • AlexinCT

        There are no chix with dicks: there are only dudes with fake tits.

    • Nephilium

      Hispanics have reached the lofty realm of Asians and the Jewish people. Minorities when they follow the progressive religion, but cast out into the white when they declare their heresy.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Nothingburger with cheeze

    The Oversight Committee chair’s pivotal moment comes in the form of a long-planned press conference on his panel’s investigation into President Joe Biden, his son Hunter who’s already facing a federal investigation, and other family members. Comer’s move follows weeks of doubt, including from some within his own party, that the Kentucky Republican can back up his promises to find a smoking gun that would tie the president to the private affairs of his relatives.

    No such link has publicly emerged.

    And unless Comer’s yet-to-be-released findings —based on bank records and payments made to Biden family members with links to Romania and China — contain that hard proof, his maneuver is at serious risk of backfiring just as he’s ramping up efforts to get more buy-in for his probe.

    “It’s an investigation of Joe Biden,” Comer said in a brief interview, asked if Wednesday would focus on the president or more broadly on his family. “The thing that’s been most frustrating to me in the media: They say we’re investigating Hunter Biden. We’re investigating Joe Biden. This is all about Joe Biden.”

    Joe Biden is a goddam hero. He rescued DEMOCRACY! from the long dark shadow of authoritarian ultraMAGAism. He should not have to be subjected to the petty sniping of a bunch of sore losers.

    • Not Adahn

      You NEED him napping in that chair!

      • Sensei

        You WANT him in that chair.

    • AlexinCT

      You know that if this came out about Trump, he would be doing hard time with Bubba his cellmate almost immediately and it would be worse than Watergate.

    • R C Dean

      Of course, what SCOTUS Justice’s wives do is not “the private affairs of relatives” and is totally open for questioning.

      “No such link has publicly emerged.”

      Other than Joe meeting with Biden’s business associates and publicly threatening to withhold money if a prosecutor investigating Hunter wasn’t fired. But other than that . . . .

    • The Other Kevin

      From what I’m seeing so far, the “smoking gun” is a large number companies, many formed while Biden was VP, that served no legitimate purpose. They didn’t make or sell anything. They were just used to pass money around. Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that the kind of RICO violation they used to get mobsters when they couldn’t directly prove murders or theft?

      • R.J.

        Correct. And I really don’t think that is a smoking gun you could prosecute a government official with.

  48. Count Potato

    “The scrotum: A comparison of men’s and women’s aesthetic assessments

    Cosmetic surgery is a growing trend. Opportunities for an individual to attain their personal aesthetic ideal via plastic surgery have now extended as far as the genital area. Adaptive surgery on intimate areas of the body may take place for physical complaints, but may instead be due to a desire to conform to a particular ideal. Breast operations, labia reductions, and penis lengthening are long-established interventions, the motives for which a number of previous studies have examined. Tightening of the scrotum, by contrast, is a new trend in the aesthetic surgery market. Notwithstanding its rapid increase, studies have yet to investigate aesthetic preferences as regards the scrotum.”

    https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/jocd.15712

    No.

    • Grumbletarian

      Can I make it look like a big d20?

    • Scruffyy Nerfherder

      Tightening of the scrotum

      Easy, just stand on the edge of the rooftop at thirty floors up.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Lol, I mean when I was on top of the Empire State Building I did get a weird feeling in the ol’ scrote.

    • AlexinCT

      My only aesthetical requirement is that my bag is on someone’s eyes when I yell “TEABAG!”.

    • Atanarjuat

      studies have yet to investigate aesthetic preferences as regards the scrotum

      I bet scientists would have you believe that their field is underfunded.

      • AlexinCT

        You saying that some guy with a certain penchant for, well, that guy will ask for funds to go handle sacks?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      With all of the cold plunging conservatives do they will have the tightest scrotrums.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    You don’t have to be white to be a white supremacist.

    Just look at Clarence Thomas.

    • db

      You don’t even have to be one of The Supremes!

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Comer said he would “talk about” further details, such as whether any bank records showed a direct link to President Biden or any distinctions he’d make between potentially unethical versus illegal actions, at his press conference Wednesday. But the memo, while detailing payments to Biden family members and asserting that “it is not credible” that the president wasn’t aware of his family’s business efforts given the total size of the payments, doesn’t show a direct link of Biden’s decisions being influenced by those agreements or having direct knowledge of them.

    Something something appearance of impropriety.

    I guess that’s just for the little people. And Supreme Court Justices.

    • The Other Kevin

      So that’s the narrative. We don’t have audio of Biden doing anything corrupt, or a receipt that says “Paid in full, $1.000,000 for corrupt influence”, so clearly he did nothing wrong.

      • db

        Case closed!

    • Atanarjuat

      I’m not going to argue with journalos or ShitLibs about whether Biden is a crook or not, for the same reason I don’t argue with the shirtless guy screaming at the bus stop. It seems to me that the powers that be probably don’t want Biden to run again, but if that was the case they would have let this investigation proceed next summer instead, right?

      • db

        Yeah it’ll be old news by the election. They did the same with some Hillary scandal–Benghazi, maybe?

      • The Other Kevin

        Maybe. But if they do want him out, this would be the time. All they’d have to do is proceed with a real investigation, and pressure him to resign.

    • juris imprudent

      And Supreme Court Justices.

      Only some Justices.

    • rhywun

      “Grunt grunt grunt.”

      • Sean

        The angels are watching…

      • AlexinCT

        LOL! Oh god, I am dying here…

    • AlexinCT

      They better get rid of the word “submissive” too then?

    • Gender Traitor

      No cotton fabric because slavery.
      No wool because animal rights. Likewise no silk.
      No polyester because fossil fuels.
      So… linen and hemp it is.

    • Rat on a train

      Do they offer master’s degrees?

    • Atanarjuat

      I saw a great reply on Twitter:

      “But they still offer Masters degrees?”

      • Atanarjuat

        From our very own Rat on a train, actually, right?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Oregon lawmakers are expected to pass a bill that would further expand insurance coverage for gender-affirming care to include things like facial hair removal and Adam’s apple reduction surgery, procedures currently considered cosmetic by insurers but seen as critical to the mental health of transitioning women.

      Just between a doctor and patient.

      • Not Adahn

        Free “back, sack and cracks” for everyone!

      • R.J.

        It’s cosmetic. Not appropriate to make all insurers pay for that. It increases the rates for everyone, significantly.

    • Sensei

      “With this bill, Washington leads the way by taking a more compassionate, developmentally appropriate, and reasoned approach to support these youth as they access gender-affirming treatment and reproductive health care services,” Inslee said shortly before signing the measure.

      • rhywun

        Narrator: What a load of shit.

      • Atanarjuat

        Coincidentally, these “compassionate, affirming, developmentally appropriate” treatments happen to be cash cows for surgeons and pharma (hormone) companies.

      • Rat on a train

        Well, the COVID grift is drying up.

      • B.P.

        “reasoned approach”

        Uh huh. The howling mob of reason.

    • rhywun

      Wow that headline.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s amazing that they’re so open about it.

    • db

      +1

  51. The Late P Brooks

    All they’d have to do is proceed with a real investigation, and pressure him to resign.

    I see zero likelihood of a Biden resignation. A “medical surprise” which, sadly, precludes a second term, on the other hand…

    • R.J.

      That will be arranged, have no doubt. And Hillary will gladly step in to run.

    • robc

      Overall mortality was way too small to get any reasonable results, but its clear that the mRNA vac did absolutely shit at best and killed at worst.

      The latter we know from other stuff anyway.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    Psychology today


    The American Psychological Association is calling for teens to undergo training before they enter the sometimes fun but sometimes fraught world of social media, according to new recommendations released Tuesday.

    “Social media is neither inherently harmful nor beneficial to our youth,” said Dr. Thema Bryant, the APA’s president. “Just as we require young people to be trained in order to get a driver’s license, our youth need instruction in the safe and healthy use of social media.”

    Bryant assembled an advisory panel to review the scientific literature on social media use and formulate recommendations for healthy adolescent use, according to an APA news release.

    We are best by quacks and charlatans.

    • rhywun

      “Here’s where to go for tips on hiding your abortions and sex changes from your parents. Class dismissed.”

    • R.J.

      Everyone knows the Germans have a great history on human rights abuses. Leave them alone!