448 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    (Re: main page image) “And that was when Piglet had the awful realization that Pooh Bear was indeed an omnivore….”

    Morning, Banjos!

    • AlexinCT

      At least Poo Bear was not one of these people that want to change things so they can say minors have the right to consent to sex….

      • Pope Jimbo

        Are you sure? Why isn’t Pooh ever wearing pants? Sure he isn’t running around pant-less in front of his “nephews” like Donald Duck, but still…

      • AlexinCT

        So you saying Xi pops kids?

    • AlexinCT

      It’s always about the early Christmas</strike Eid shopping.

    • rhywun

      Is there a link that doesn’t require a Twatter account?

      • R.J.

        Indeed. Is this something new where all non-twatters are banned?

      • DrOtto

        Mine started doing that last night.

      • AlexinCT

        They must be back to trying hard to make non-members sign up.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Another supposed oops we didn’t mean to turn that on. Again.

      • Lackadaisical

        Seems like it.

  2. Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

    “ Texas abortion ban leads to additional 10,000 births, paper concludes”

    AWFLs everywhere are horrified

    • Rat on a train

      Those children are better off dead.

      • SDF-7

        Love that flick.

      • AlexinCT

        What a waste of a perfectly good white boy..

        TWO DOLLARS!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Gee, I’m real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

        (Can you believe the paperboy also played Grover Dill?)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        …and young Michael Anthony in the Hot for Teacher video!

      • Lackadaisical

        “Those children are better off dead.”

        That is their literal argument. I wish I was strawmanning or something, but they really say that.

        My argument has always been that we need to ban abortion and legalize suicide. If they’re right, the kids can do it themselves.

      • Nephilium

        Well, you’re forcing life onto those poor kids. Did you ask them if they wanted to live?

        /actual argument made by Nikki at TOS

    • juris imprudent

      created a “synthetic” Texas using monthly live birth

      Ah, we modeled it. SCIENCE!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        data from every state and the District of Columbia

        The most science ever.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        AWFLs believe in the models. The models are truth made flesh.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I read through that twice. Why would you use a synthetic Texas based on data from other states? Why not just use, you know, Texas?

      • juris imprudent

        Good lord man – and risk our conclusion?

      • Lackadaisical

        Because you need something to compare real Texas with it’s abortion ban to.

        That said, you are all correct to be suspicious of models. Seems you could back this up with data about number of abortions performed in the state, percentage of abortions that were previously performed between certain time periods, etc. to help support the conclusion they drew.

      • juris imprudent

        It actually seems to show a pretty small effect, given less than 10,000 out of almost 300,000.

      • Lackadaisical

        10,000 murders prevented during 8-9 months in a single state seems like a lot to me.

        I can’t think of any other intervention we could do that would be nearly as cost effective in preventing murders.

      • R C Dean

        Why not compare Texas post-ban to Texas pre-ban? Maybe make some tweaks at the margins to catch any changes in demographics, and in fertility rates due to known variables (mainly the economy)?

    • Brawndo

      Alternate headline: “Texas abortion ban prevents 10,000 murders, paper concludes.”

  3. UnCivilServant

    Michigan residents could be charged with a felony, face up to five years in prison for using the wrong pronouns

    This is so blatant that it’d be judicial misconduct to not issue an immediate injunction when the suits pile in.

    Also, there need to be a means of punishing lawmakers when they pull this crap that has more teeth.

    • Nephilium

      There are four boxes that can be used to punish lawmakers…

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, they’ve already locked the ballot box, and the jury box.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      And this is what Michigan wanted.

      • UnCivilServant

        I doubt that.

        I’ve come to believe we’ve never had an honest election in the history of this country.

      • AlexinCT

        Welcome to the party, PAL!

      • UnCivilServant

        Why did you try to throw me off the elevator?

      • juris imprudent

        Bullshit. People really do vote for Democrats, and until they regret doing so, we will have this and more.

      • UnCivilServant

        And vote again and again and again and again…

      • AlexinCT

        Sure, the handouts and fear tactics work to keep a lot of these people loyal, but the real winner is the demands people be allowed to vote without identifying themselves and the ballot harvesting, which then allow the counters to do whatever they need to, which is wat really carries them over the finish line.

      • Banjos

        You acknowledge massive amounts of corruption and incompetence rampant in every government institution but believe the one system that gives the corrupt their power and control is somehow untouched? And mock those that question it?

      • juris imprudent

        The corruption isn’t corruption like we like to think of it – as the old-style machine. The real systemic corruption is simply lack of accountability.

        And yes, I will mock mercilessly anyone who asserts that NO ONE votes Democrat – because that person is suffocating inside a bubble just as much as any proggie.

      • AlexinCT

        Go ahead and mock, but that is one nice strawman you made up there. We know there are idiots that vote democrat. That alone is not enough to win elections, however. Ignoring the fact that our election system has serious built in problems (traceability and accountability) and that the democrats fight dirty and hard to make it even less reliable and accountable, kind of makes the point they benefit from that somehow.

      • juris imprudent

        That alone is not enough to win elections

        I disagree and I present to you as my evidence our entire political class, left and right.

      • AlexinCT

        I disagree and I present to you as my evidence our entire political class, left and right.

        As Stalin pointed out: It doesn’t matter what people vote for, and what matters is who counts the votes. And team blue is the party that fight using prison gang rules for a reason.

      • R C Dean

        Now, now, boys. Let’s not get distracted by the biennual dog and pony show. The country is ruled by the agencies, not by whoever “wins” “elections”. I think that’s been made clear in recent years.

      • juris imprudent

        It takes as much idiocy to elect the average Republican as it does to elect the average Democrat.

        It takes a little more for the ones on the fringes of both parties.

      • rhywun

        Machine politics.

        People vote for free shit, every time.
        The fact that the machine slips in shit like this doesn’t necessarily mean that’s what the people want.

    • Negroni Please

      That’s what armed rebellion is for. Or I suppose we can just leave a nasty comment on the concentration camp yelp page which is the modern American way

      • SDF-7

        “Barbed wire snagged my hand made organic exercise pants! One star, will demand a better camp from Dear Leader. Hey, why are we walking up to that trench again?….”

      • juris imprudent

        Honestly – if the choice was live in Michigan or die in a trench…

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Hence my departure

      • Nephilium

        Another Ohio/Michigan war?

        Can we let them take Toledo this time?

      • UnCivilServant

        Nope, they’ll give you Detroit.

      • DrOtto

        “I’d give it zero stars if I could.”

    • hayeksplosives

      Yeah, that’s nuts. What do they think this is, Canada?

      We saw this crap coming years ago when they decided that kneecapping a guy who’s a “protected minority” was somehow worse than kneecapping some other guy because Hate Crime.

      Minority Report, here we come.

    • Tonio

      And while this will hopefully be overturned by the courts, someone will have to be arrested and mount a legal defense to get it overturned. And as we’ve seen post-Bruen they’ll just turn around an pass the same law with slightly different wording. Wash, rinse, repeat.

      • juris imprudent

        Until the Democrats that don’t support this insanity bust the party. Given the examples of California, Illinois and New York, oh and let’s not forget Minnesota, that may be a while.

  4. Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

    “ Political advisers have apparently tried to tell the president that keeping his son so close may not be a smart move for his reelection campaign,”

    LOL, what re-election campaign? Biden is done.

    • SDF-7

      The one just like his election campaign — they keep him in the basement with the other pickled vegetables and the media runs cover for him / attacks every non-progressive shamelessly.

      • hayeksplosives

        I just want to know how they intend to get rid of Kamala first. She will be a disaster.

      • AlexinCT

        And then blame Putin?

      • Pine_Tree

        I think they’re going to martyr her (some MAGA-stereotyped glowie) and replace her with Austin.

        I’d guessed (wrongly) that it would be just before the previous election, and was wrong on that. Still betting that’s the plan, though.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        She might OD at this rate.

        I wonder how much narcan they keep around the White House.

      • R C Dean

        Since Hunter moved in to dodge process servers? Probably a lot.

      • juris imprudent

        Gentle reminder that narcan is for opioids, not coke/crack/meth.

      • R C Dean

        Would you take the chance the First Bagman wouldn’t dabble? Hell, between Biden’s minders and Kamala’s handlers, there’s probably a truckload of painkillers getting munched every day there.

      • DrOtto

        When coke fiends need sleep, they frequently turn to opioids. I know a couple people who got hooked this way. Turns out habitual drug users don’t always make sound decisions.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Why? She’s just as incompetent as the rest.

      • Grumbletarian

        And then 82 million mail in ballots roll in after midnight.

      • juris imprudent

        You really think there weren’t a whole lot of actual, legit votes? They could never pull off that big of a farce. Sure, hit the margins, push the edge, but there was a real base of real humans that cast real ballots. They are your neighbors.

      • Drake

        I really thing that every state that stopped counting votes on election night 2020 – a thing nobody had ever seen before – had completely rigged results. Yes, this is what I believe.

      • juris imprudent

        Then don’t assail proggies for holding to fantastical, irrational beliefs. Is that fair?

      • Drake

        No

      • Drake

        Perhaps I would be willing to write 2020 off as a weird anomaly if we didn’t see blatantly rigged subsequent Governor elections in New Jersey and Arizona.

      • juris imprudent

        I suppose some will argue that the PA gubernatorial and senate elections were rigged. Never mind the asshole candidates the Republicans ran.

      • Drake

        In NJ, went to bed after ALL the results were reported for the Governor’s election – Jack Ciattarelli won. At 2 am they found 30k extra votes for Murphy. It wasn’t even disguised.

      • DrOtto

        What you saw was perfectly normal that night. Nevermind that all the states the halt occurred in previously went Trump and states such as Wisconsin had tallied votes for the big cities well before the little towns reported and that the opposite occurred in 2020. Securest election ever/s.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Get yourself ready for Gruesome Newsom, because he’s coming.

      • pistoffnick

        eeeeewwwwww

      • juris imprudent

        CBS News seems to be breaking ranks. Now I wonder why.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Like I said before, when the administration begged Wallace for NATO chief it indicated a shift because you know damn well Sullivan and Nuland wanted him in there. The DOD must have said no and a rift was formed. I think Biden’s usefulness is over.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        “negged Wallace”

      • Lackadaisical

        They were trying to get a date?

  5. SDF-7

    Supreme Court bans affirmative action in ruling against race-conscious college admissions

    Thomas’ concurring opinion

    Self-appointed elites now furious that they didn’t get their own way.

    IRS whistleblower: Hunter Biden hasn’t paid taxes on 2014 money from Ukrainian oligarch’s firm

    Another Hunter Biden WhatsApp Message to a CCP-Linked Business Associate

    I’d be concerned too if I used my own son as a bagman for my bribery scheme

    Self-appointed elites console themselves by rubbing the “proles” faces in it like a gyrating lunatic furry at a Pride Parade seeing a small child.

    Texas abortion ban leads to additional 10,000 births, paper concludes

    Self appointed genocidal eugenicist elites furious they don’t get their own way.

    Michigan residents could be charged with a felony, face up to five years in prison for using the wrong pronouns

    Michigan obviously forgets what the hell the First Amendment is all about, wastes everyone’s time and money on future court cases just to attempt to rub some unbeliever (leper! outcast! unclean! Hellfire and damnation, Mhoram.) prole’s face in it. Of course, after Whitmer didn’t take an electoral beating for the shit she pulled, I mentally gave up on Michigan. Baaaaaaaa.

  6. Negroni Please

    So does anyone think any major colleges will stop using race as a determining factor in admissions?

    • SDF-7

      I think it has about the same odds as Congress defunding the IC, AOC realizing she’s a damned moron or the Pope actually becoming Catholic at this point.

      (See also: slim to none)

      • juris imprudent

        It would help if the govt didn’t mandate collecting everyone’s “race” on every fucking form.

      • rhywun

        This.

        I am never checking that box again. Come at me, bruh.

      • Nephilium

        I got pinged last week by an HR person saying they were missing “ethnic data” for me. I was asked how I would like to be identified. My initial response of, “Does it matter?” did not get a positive response.

        I asked what options there were, I give the HR person credit, they responded with a list “White, Hispanic, Asian, Black/African American, America Indian, Hawaiian or Pacific Islander, Two or More Races”

      • The Last American Hero

        The answer is Noldor.

      • milo

        If you don’t check the box, you be white. Or get the hose. One of the two.

      • hayeksplosives

        I was looking at my birth certificate, and it’s one of the first things on the form. “Race: white”.

        Welcome to the world, little one! You’ve been categorized!

      • rhywun

        😲

        Mine does not have race.

      • AlexinCT

        Mine says “We didn’t know they come that big in white”…

      • UnCivilServant

        “Craniums that large are usually gray.”

      • AlexinCT

        My baby name was tripod.

      • UnCivilServant

        Then they found your missing arm and reattached it

      • UnCivilServant

        Lemme look at that.

        It says here you’re an Orc.

      • AlexinCT

        Half-dragon.

      • juris imprudent

        Well we had to protect the white women from miscegenation. I really hate that we still operate on the precepts of the eugenicists that were otherwise entirely discredited.

      • Pope Jimbo

        How dare they assign your race at birth!

      • pistoffnick

        “I was born a poor black child.”

      • Homple

        “Welcome to the world, little one! You’ve been categorized!”
        I’ll bet you were assigned a gender also.

      • MojeauXX

        AOC realizing she’s a damned moron

        RC Dean made the point that AOC got a major piece of legislation passed as a very young congresscritter and that is not to be dismissed. She is in for a long career of do-gooding through oppression.

    • Nephilium

      Short answer: No.

      Long answer: Hell no.

    • UnCivilServant

      They were given a mile wide loophole to drive their agenda through.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      You just have to write an essay with “as a ______ person” and you’re in.

      • Banjos

        Think of how easy it would be game that. Just write “as an ethnic person coming from a diverse background”. You didn’t state what ethnicity or what makes your background diverse.

      • rhywun

        And if an alumnx comes around to interview you, watch them fidget trying to guess your “diversity”.

      • DrOtto

        The easiest way to fool them is to get a perm and tell them it’s your natural hair. I call that move the Dolezal.

      • Pine_Tree

        Think how many more DEI staffers they’re going to have to hire to read all of them!

    • Rat on a train

      They are too invested in racism to give up easily.

      • rhywun

        LOL perfect

    • rhywun

      It only goes away when it’s no longer an advantage to brag about your “diversity”.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    An abortion ban in the state of Texas has led to nearly 10,000 additional live births in the state, researchers from the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health estimate.

    And done. Complete and utter bullshit by political hacks.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I prefer the standard Imperial measurement: puppy dog noses

  8. rhywun

    Michigan residents could be charged with a felony, face up to five years in prison for using the wrong pronouns

    NYS or NYC tried to pull this shit; I don’t think it went anywhere.

    since [Democrats] took control of all levels of state government this year

    Funny how that works.

    • Negroni Please

      Isn’t this just what most sane people were saying after the first month of the war? Basically no good outcome, and Russia wins an ugly partial victory?

      • R C Dean

        *raises hand*

        Didn’t think it would take this long, though.

      • juris imprudent

        It probably wouldn’t have if we hadn’t been pouring money into it.

      • hayeksplosives

        ^^^^THIS

        That is what has infuriated me from the beginning, that our money is prolonging the meat grinder.

        If I were cynical I’d think it was partly to cover up corruption of the Bidens, Clintons, Bush, Obama, Kerry…

      • AlexinCT

        Be cynical. I would not at all be surprised to find out the reason we keep pissing away lives and money is because the crooks are desperate to keep Ukraine to launder their money and that they are being blackmailed by the people that do the money laundering for them in Ukraine.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Yep. American taxpayers gave Ukraine the equivalent of Russia’s entire military budget. I can’t even begin to calculate the value of the intel provided through American surveillance, satellites, etc.

        And the Ukrainians on Kiev’s side (and the Donbas side) have fought like hell. It’s interesting that the Russia media/propaganda often portrays the soldiers on the other side with respect and admiration. The Wagner film was a great example. Compare that with puerile shit pumped by Western propaganda.

        And then there’s the trench warfare. Never thought we’d see that again. Slows everything way down. It’s eerily like the World Wars except there’s no praying in a foxhole when a UAV is spotting for the artillery strikes.

  9. rhywun

    “I always wanted to be a mortician growing up.”

    No way!

    Seriously, g’bless people like that. I couldn’t do any of that.

    • AlexinCT

      I just hope we don’t learn later this was that Sam Kinison corpse on the morgue table getting…. Never mind.

  10. hayeksplosives

    When the young Asian lady seated next to me walked in front of me to take her seat, fermented cabbage wafted out of every pore.

    Since then she has continued to fart Avery few minutes, adding to the “fragrance”. It would be comical if it weren’t so freaking nauseating.

    I don’t think she’s ever been in first class before; she was suspicious of the snack box they handed out, thinking she’d have to pay for it. Same with her mimosa. She didn’t accept the free headphones so she’s just watching Avatar with no sound.

    Oh good grief. Another cabbage fart. Saints preserve us.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      I’m chuckling because I’ve been on those flights before. Had one situation where the Chinese woman insisted on keeping all twelve of her carryons in the row with her and was ready to fight the flight attendants.

    • AlexinCT

      Learn to love that recycled Kim Chi flavor, woman!

    • R.J.

      Heh heh. Sat next to a nasty smelly farter on a plane once. My sympathies.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        I was on one in Finland where the woman would lean to the left and then hit herself with some perfume.

        It was like someone took a shit in a Yankee Candle store.

      • AlexinCT

        Some people get turned on by that…

    • UnCivilServant

      To be fair, I’d have expected first class to be a nickel and dime fest because I’d compare it to the hotel industry where the higher class the establishment, the less is included in the base rate. Plus the overall reputation of airlines for charging for everything.

      The cabbage, however, is unforgivable.

      • hayeksplosives

        Delta first class usually enforces their first class rules pretty strictly: no use of 1st class lavatory by the main cabin folk, on paper they recommend dressing appropriately, they don’t let main cabin passengers use first class overhead space.

        They might be one of the last American carriers doing so.

        But this was an early flight so we have a few upgrades. Whatevs. First world problems.

    • hayeksplosives

      Ok, Kim Chee over here has decided to take a nap. I thought that might help, but nah, apparently the gas just comes tripping out with zero effort.

      I fly with earplugs but it hadn’t occurred to me to fly with nose plugs.

      • AlexinCT

        Flying results in depressurization that makes people fart..

      • R.J.

        I’m gonna say that whenever I let off. Even if it’s on the ground.

      • AlexinCT

        Make sure you credit Bernoulli.

      • R.J.

        BERN…oulllllliiiii……

      • milo

        She is flying Bernoulli Air. Kinda works a couple of levels.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Got anything fragrant to put under your nose?

      • hayeksplosives

        A thing of purel?

      • AlexinCT

        Next time buy Vicks VapoRub. Then put it on your upper lip. The menthol smell is better than the alternatives.

      • Ted S.

        Too bad she couldn’t fly with a butt plug.

      • SDF-7

        I don’t think Hayeksplosives would prefer getting “CHRISTFAGS! BUSHPIGS!” screamed at her the whole flight, personally.

      • cyto

        Really location specific joke

      • DrOtto

        Conciousness has no say on fart outcome. I flew to Pittsburgh last year and the half-drunken bear of a man next to me was snoring and farting the entire trip.

      • Pope Jimbo

        She might not even be farting.

        There are a few times each year, when my wife and all her buddies stink to high heaven. When the chives and garlic are ready in the spring is particularly bad. In the fall when everyone is making their home made kimchi is another bad time.

        Imagine being on a train, bus or subway in Korea. It oozes out of everybody there. Of course they think we stink of meat.

        The smell of kimchi sweat and kerosene are the two smells of Korea.

    • Negroni Please

      I once flew to Istanbul from Houston. Holy shit the smell of that plane by hour 13 was ungodly

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah at least this is 2.5 hours.

        13 hours to Turkey…. No thanks!

      • AlexinCT

        You should fly from New York to India, Pakistan, or anywhere else in the 3rd world…

      • rhywun

        I would have thought that the air recycles pretty frequently but I guess not well enough. Never had olfactory problems on a flight myself.

      • AlexinCT

        Airplanes have some of the best and most advanced filtration systems. Unfortunately, these systems are limited by the fact they can’t place their intake directly in the path of where the stank can come from. Someone should figure out how to pod up people for flights.

    • Red Pill Matt

      How can one tell the source of a fart in an airplane if there is no sound?

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Look for the leaner

      • AlexinCT

        Sound cancelation effect on planes comes from the sound of the airplane engines canceling most everything else out. The filtration system tends to limit the reach of a fart. If you smelt it and you were not the one that dealt it, it came from someone close bye.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      This thread is killing me, though probably not as much as it’s killing hayeksplosives.

      I must confess that I’m usually the farter on planes. I am Farticus! Airline food and low pressure do it to me.

      In college I sublet my apartment to some Koreans for the summer. When I returned the place stank of cigarettes and kimchee. It took weeks to air the place out.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    NYT headline:

    “College admissions could become more subjective”

    Is that even possible?

    • juris imprudent

      It’s a tough decision once the legacies are all accounted for.

      • Rat on a train

        I’ve seen a lot of “REEEE but legacies” in defense of racism.

      • Lackadaisical

        Almost like the solution to legacies is not to prefer them in admissions. Also at this point there has to be a decent number of ‘POC’ legacies too, no?

      • Nephilium

        Do you have to graduate to be considered a part of a legacy? Don’t the affirmative action students generally fail out at a higher rate?

      • AlexinCT

        At this point I am certain that this rigged system counts on the affirmative action students failing out with a hefty debt to boot.

      • rhywun

        The idea that elite schools are going to get rid of legacies (like they are now claiming) is laughable. Unless they really don’t want any more alumni $$$.

      • Lackadaisical

        Indeedy. That is why the argument is a red herring.

        AA just helped ensured that no whites that were not in the club before could join it.

    • AlexinCT

      You don’t really believe the commies will just accept this affront to their lucrative racket lying down, now do you?

      The most important credo of the progressive movement is the need to have government pick the winners and the losers, and they do not give that up. After the first socialist movement, marxism, murdered over 120 million and put 3 billion under that evil yoke, while the second socialist movement, fascism, started a war that killed some 70 million and wrecked the world, we still get told we need more socialism, and especially marxism, to make the word fair. These people are evil.

      • juris imprudent

        Alex, I gotta point you to this. In particular the first three pieces in the series. Marxism is just another name for relatively common human behavior.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s a religion based on the appeal of envy to attract all of life’s losers and get them to bring down the existing system, all so the new feudal lords can replace the old ones, and then fuck over the people even harder.

      • juris imprudent

        Not entirely. Some of it is driven by pure human imagination – the imagining of a perfect world. Hubris I suppose.

      • AlexinCT

        The promise of a perfect world, instead of the warning that perfection only comes from heaven (meaning a perfect world is not possible) is one of the devil’s greatest and most successful lies. That’s why marxism, and any socialism for that matter, is religious in nature.

    • rhywun

      Yes, it is possible.

      At least until yesterday they gave some lip service to ability. Not any more.

  12. Rebel Scum

    I’m not saying it’s aliens…

    An image captured by the Mars rover Perseverance shows a mysterious doughnut-shaped rock on the red planet’s surface.

    Launched in July 2020, the Mars Perseverance rover continues to explore the planet’s 28-mile-wide (45-kilometer-wide) Jezero Crater for signs of ancient microbial life, according to NASA. The rover collects samples of rock and broken rock and soil (called regolith) for possible return to Earth by a future Mars mission.

    The Mars “doughnut” is one of the latest objects captured about 100 meters (roughly 328 feet) away in the delta of the Jezero Crater by the SuperCam Remote Micro-Imager — one of the rover’s cameras helping scientists see what’s on the planet’s surface.

    • R.J.

      Alien Homer Simpson

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Today, on Be Careful What You Wish For

    “Let me be very clear, President Biden has the legal authority to cancel student-loan debt,” Massachusetts Democratic senator Elizabeth Warren declared in a webinar held by several advocacy groups.

    If the President has absolute power to rule by decree, what the fuck do we need the Senate for?

    • SDF-7

      Let me be very clear, Elizabeth Warren is an unconstitutional idiot.

      Well, ackshually she’s almost certainly a corrupt, pandering liar willing to say whatever she thinks will get her or her pet CFPB Board of Commissars more power and control of the economy.

      • AlexinCT

        She is real good at navigating the system to enrich herself and convince angry and envious morons she cares.

  14. robc

    Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones….”

      • hayeksplosives

        Especially the ones with that twig that sticks up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Humble applause

  15. The Late P Brooks

    “If the Supreme Court follows the law instead of playing politics, they will make clear that the Republican attempt to stop student-loan debt relief is baseless, and that that relief will go forward immediately,” she said.

    What specific law that might be is not mentioned.

    • rhywun

      Who needs “laws” when there are votes to buy.

    • Rebel Scum

      If the Supreme Court follows the law

      That’s not how this works.

      What specific law that might be is not mentioned.

      How quaint.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    “I’ve been in this fight for a long time and part of the reason is because it’s personal,” Warren says, explaining she was the first person in her family to get a college degree because she went to a commuter school that cost $50 a semester.

    “I then went to a public law school where I got a great education and I was able to do this because I grew up at a time in America when our country was investing in me and in our future,” Warren adds.

    “That opportunity is just not out there today.”

    Oh.

    • SDF-7

      It was before her tribe could run casinos, after all.

      (Lying witch…)

    • Nephilium

      So… what’s changed since that time?

      • robc

        Government guarantee of student loans.

    • rhywun

      I got a great education

      No, you didn’t.

      • Lackadaisical

        Right? If she is the return on investment I’d rather not make that investment, thanks.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And eggs were only $.25/dz, gas was $,87/gal

    • B.P.

      And if universities went ahead and stripped out all of the bullshit administrative and other costs that make an education so outrageously expensive, she’d throw a fit.

  17. AlexinCT

    My bet is that just like all his other art bought by CCP investors, this shit is worthless after the fact.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Gitmo bound

    A man armed with explosive materials and weapons, and wanted for crimes related to the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol, was arrested Thursday in the Washington neighborhood where former President Barack Obama lives, law enforcement officials said.

    Taylor Taranto, 37, was spotted by law enforcement a few blocks from the former president’s home and fled, though he was chased by U.S. Secret Service agents. Taranto has an open warrant on charges related to the insurrection, two law enforcement officials said. The officials were not authorized to speak publicly about an ongoing case and spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity.

    They said Taranto also had made social media threats against a public figure. He was found with weapons and materials to create an explosive device, though one had not been built, one of the officials said.

    No one was injured. It was not clear whether the Obamas were at their home at the time of his arrest.

    Metropolitan Police arrested Taranto on charges of being a fugitive from justice. The explosives team swept Taranto’s van and said there were no threats to the public.

    Threats against the ruling class are the most serious crime of all.

    • juris imprudent

      Taylor Taranto, 37, who was identified by online sleuths in August 2021 and faces a lawsuit from the widow of a Washington police officer who died by suicide, recently showed up at the sentencing of David Walls-Kaufman, his co-defendant in the lawsuit. The lawsuit accuses both men of being involved in an assault on Officer Jeffrey Smith on Jan. 6, 2021, which they have both denied.

      While Walls-Kaufman was arrested last year and has already been sentenced, Taylor had not been charged.

      Then how in the fuck is he a fugitive from justice? Never mind the bullshit of the lawsuit.

    • milo

      “Weapons and materials”…a 2 liter coke and a roll of Mentos. I grow more cynical every day.

    • Rebel Scum

      the Jan. 6, 2021, insurrection at the U.S. Capitol

      The what?

      He was found with weapons and materials to create an explosive device

      That he got from the FBI. And it is curious that he was found at the scene with the materials to make a device that was not already built.

  19. juris imprudent

    Maybe this is all wrong, or maybe folks with wild conspiracy theories are wrong.

    • juris imprudent

      WTF? Middle of editing and somehow that posted?

      Link.

      This analysis suggests that Republican pundits and strategists who view the 2022 midterms as a referendum on the GOP’s agenda or Trump’s continued influence over the party are mistaken. Republicans’ true weakness was not their messaging strategy or policy platform (although some argue that also could have used work) but their failure to match Democrats’ voter turnout system – an operation which Campbell explicitly compares to “a 21st century incarnation of the machine politics of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.”

      • PieInTheSky

        happens to me all the time. fucking wordpress

      • R C Dean

        “Democrats’ voter turnout system”

        With the advent of junk mail balloting, this is a euphemism for harvesting and the misc. other kinds of fraud it enables, on par with “gender-affirming care”.

      • Drake

        Okay Boomer Magazine. The premise is that the Republicans have a great message and they just need to yell it louder. That isn’t a winning message.

      • juris imprudent

        No that wasn’t the premise. It was do the same things Dems are doing for getting ballots into the box.

      • Drake

        But the base can’t be bothered to do that stuff for the Mike Pence’s and Mitch McConnells who will be on the ballot.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s even more of a mystery that anyone can be motivated to do so for the Pelosis and Schumers.

      • Drake

        Now that is a deep question with multiple answers.

        The left has true-believers while most of the right doesn’t treat politics as a religion.

        They also have limitless Soros money to pay the low-level operatives to do these tasks. The Republicans have neither the money nor the level of dedication to replicate that effort.

      • juris imprudent

        The money on the left is hardly limitless. They used to complain bitterly about the advantage the right had on that – until they leveled the playing field.

        Good point about politics as religious-substitute, but even that has limits. Personally, I think passion for any partisanship is a mental disorder.

      • Not Adahn

        Dude, your own link said it was Tweed/Tammany machine politics. The voters’ motivation has nothing to do with it.

      • rhywun

        It’s pretty widely accepted by now that the GOP needs beat the Dems at their own vote-gathering game to have any chance. Especially “early voting” and “vote by mail”. I would not say that is a conspiracy theory at all.

      • Rebel Scum

        Democrats’ voter turnout system

        Interestingly this requires few actual voters.

    • rhywun

      “We learned it from you, The United States!”

    • Lackadaisical

      ”France Has Fallen’: Dramatic ‘

      Hard to deny that is certainly being dramatic.

    • R C Dean

      The thing is, I believe the French are completely capable of machine gunning rioters in the streets, if that’s what it takes.

      • UnCivilServant

        It will only end in ethnic clensing – one way or another.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Yes. This was always predictable. Either the Muslim invasion completely takes over or a reactionary wave forms and we get Hitler 2.0.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    I’m surprised the Johns Hopkins model didn’t have a plugin for a few thousand maternal deaths in childbirth which would have been prevented by mandatory universal abortion. Maybe it did.

    • AlexinCT

      Exhibitionist.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    their failure to match Democrats’ voter turnout system – an operation which Campbell explicitly compares to “a 21st century incarnation of the machine politics of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.

    The Democrats also appear to have returned enthusiastically to the smoky backroom candidate selection model.

    • robc

      I am not sure that is a bad thing.

    • juris imprudent

      [Bernie Sanders fanbois nod their heads]

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Land of empty promises

    SAN FRANCISCO — San Francisco’s drug hotspots will see more law enforcement on the ground as part of Governor Gavin Newsom’s crackdown on crime and fentanyl that began in May.

    He announced that he is doubling the number of CHP officers to 14 to assist San Francisco police patroling the Tenderloin and surrounding neighborhoods.

    Jakub Przybyszewski, co-owner of the mid-Market Street bar Fermentation Lab said there’s not one day that goes by where he doesn’t pass by drug activity on his way to work. He said he’s become callous to all of it and he added that enforcement at various levels of government has come in waves over the years.

    When it comes to this latest crackdown, he’s still waiting to see any noticeable change.

    “I’m happy that they’re doing something. I wish there was more that could be done,” he said. “This area — I’ve been in for 11 years and nothing’s ever really changed.”

    Just as long as Gavin gets his face on the nightly news.

    • R C Dean

      “Activity”. “Patrolling”.

      What might be done to actually reduce the problem is an exercise for the reader, I suppose.

  23. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Ray of Sunshine

    This is a block away from the house I grew up in. They should also offer the other L-food.

    • R C Dean

      I’m confused. The article says they are selling a delicious Norwegian specialty, but it looks like they are selling lefse.

      • AlexinCT

        What was it dipped in?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Dipped? Do you know nothing about fine Norwegian cuisine?

        You slap a lot of butter on, then sprinkle heavily with sugar. Their ain’t no dippin’!

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, I prefer to get my heart attack from lots of heavy drinking and eating fatty foods. Sugar and I are not friends, and I need the butter to butter up my ladies.

      • pistoffnick

        +1 Last Tango in Paris

      • Homple

        You forgot the cinnamon to go with the sugar, Your Holiness.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Look at Mr. Fancy Pants!

      • Pope Jimbo

        Lefse is the delicious Norwegian specialty. Of course, you have to compare that to lutefisk and blood sausages and stretch the meaning of delicious.

      • juris imprudent

        stretch the meaning of delicious

        Suppression of the gag reflex and immunity to nausea?

    • Tundra

      Awesome.

      The only good Norwegian food!

      • MikeS

        Krumkake has a sad.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Gov. Newsom said that, since the crackdown began, the seven CHP officers, in partnership with National Guard data analysts, have seized significant amounts of fentanyl, firearms and stolen goods.

    “We want to build on that early success because we recognize the scale and opportunity and the responsibility to do more to supports cities like San Francisco to address quality-of-life issues. Not just issues related to fentanyl and drug use and abuse but property crime issues as well,” he said at a Thursday press conference.

    I wonder if the District Attorney was at that press conference.

  25. Rebel Scum

    Texas abortion ban leads to additional 10,000 births, paper concludes

    That’s a lot of forced births.

  26. Rebel Scum

    Michigan residents could be charged with a felony, face up to five years in prison for using the wrong pronouns

    It’s about time for a good, old fashioned revolt.

  27. Derpetologist

    I think I found a new formula to approximate pi. It is:

    n*cos(a/2)

    where n is the number of sides for a regular polygon with an even number of sides and a is the measure of one of the interior angles. Here are the results of the formula for a few values of n:

    n n*cos(a/2)
    4 2.828
    6 3
    8 3.061
    10 3.090
    12 3.105
    100 3.141
    100,000 3.141592653

    The result for n = 100,000 correctly gives the first 10 digits of pi.

    Derivation

    I’m not much of an artist, so here’s a written explanation.

    For any regular polygon with an even number of sides with length s, we define a line called the orthogonal which touches the midpoint of two opposite sides and passes through the shape’s center. On the vertex of an interior angle immediately adjacent to the orthogonal, we draw a diagonal line which bisects the angle. Using some trigonometry, it can be shown that the length of the orthogonal is s/cos(a/2).

    So the ratio of the shape’s perimeter to the length of the orthogonal is:

    (n*s)/(s/cos(a/2)) or n*cos(a/2)

    Since a circle can be thought of as a polygon with a very large number of sides, as n increases, the formula converges on the value for the ratio of circumference to diameter.

    My formula is simpler than some other methods of approximating pi, including Ramanujan’s famous equation. If the goal is to generate as many digits of pi in as short a time as possible, I’m confident my formula has a computational advantage.

    • robc

      I am pretty sure that is known, but I could be wrong.

      • robc

        It looks like Archimedes may have beat you to it.

    • robc

      Correcting my previous post, I can safely take out the wishy-washy words:

      Archimedes beat you to it.

      • Derpetologist

        Damn. Great minds think alike. I poked around to see if someone had discovered that formula already. Wiki says A-dawg used 96-gons to prove that:

        223/71 < pi < 22/7

        If I recall, the method involves inscribing a 96-gon inside another. My method requires a lot less artwork at least.

        I have a conjecture about consecutive primes, which is that if you take any 2 consecutive primes and square them, the difference will always be a multiple of 6. I've been trying to link it with the Goldbach conjecture.

        And my other big idea involves an equation which when iterated produces truly random numbers. I don't have a proof yet, but I suspect that the equation of any asymmetric oscillation gives random numbers when iterated.

      • UnCivilServant

        The Arch Mede had less computational power at his fingertips, so drawing the 96-gons was probably easier.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        3^2 – 2^2 = 9 – 4 = 5

        Am I interpreting your conjecture improperly?

      • Derpetologist

        Oopsy, should have said for primes > 3.

        7^2 – 5^2 = 49 – 25 = 24
        11^2 – 7^2 = 121 – 49 = 72
        13^2 – 11^2 = 169 – 121 = 48

        9007^2 – 9001^2 = 108048

        All those differences are divisible by 6.

        I worked out many, many examples of this for consecutive primes. The big number calculator came in handy for numbers like Belphegor’s prime, which has 30 digits.

        https://www.calculator.net/big-number-calculator.html

      • Derpetologist

        I found at least 1 number too big for the big number calculator to handle, which is 80 million factorial.

        Windows 8 has between 30 and 80 million lines of codes, so 80 million factorial is the lower bound for the number of execution paths if you don’t count loops.

    • Not Adahn

      That’s the traditional method of estimating pi.

  28. Gustave Lytton

    Fucking passive parents. Undisciplined kids are whining and running rampant. Soy parents are begging kids to behave better. Corporal punishment existed for a reason. Dr Spock was an idiot.

  29. KK, Non-Man

    Re: Joe & Hunter: I’ve seen family after family where the fuckup kid gets heaped with love and praise. People are fuckin weird.

    • juris imprudent

      The historians 50 to 100 years from now are going to have a field day with everything from the turn of the century up to now.

    • AlexinCT

      Yep, I concur. Not sure if the kid is fucked up because of the heaped on love, or the fact the love is heaped on because the parents feel bad the kid is a fuck up.

      • Lackadaisical

        You get more of what you reward.

    • Pine_Tree

      It’s because their other choice is admit that they themselves were failures at training their child.

      Which they ain’t gonna do.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Act of God

    But wasn’t inflation Biden’s fault? Didn’t he cause it by spending stimulus money like a drunken sailor? Olivier Blanchard, Robert M. Solow professor emeritus at MIT and now a senior fellow at the Peterson Institute for International Economics, predicted that the 2021 Biden stimulus would cause inflation by overheating the labor market. But in a paper Blanchard co-authored in May with Ben Bernanke, former Federal Reserve chairman, Blanchard conceded that he’d been wrong. The stimulus had not overheated the labor market, Bernanke and Blanchard concluded. Rather, inflation had arisen from supply-chain foul-ups caused by the Covid epidemic, an act of God rendered worse by comic-opera mismanagement under President Donald Trump. (Among other things, the Trump administration altered multiple Centers for Disease Control guidances on Covid to downplay the crisis, according to a staff report from the House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Crisis issued three months before the GOP regained control of the House.)

    If Trump did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

    • juris imprudent

      Reality is, economics is completely dead at the macro level. Monetary theory was killed by the reduced velocity of money we’ve seen since the beginning of QE. Dead, stone cold dead.

      As for fiscal theory – Trump helped kill that with the COVID $2T spike, which of course now is baseline spending.

      When the reckoning comes, we’re going to be somewhere between 1980s Mexico and 1920s Germany.

      • Nephilium

        But which currency will wind up replacing the dollar as the “reserve” of the world? It’s not like every other country out there isn’t doing the same damn thing with stupid amounts of spending.

      • Lackadaisical

        I think someone pointed out that borrowing costs for Spain and Portugal are less than for the USA.

        They thought that was crazy, but when I looked into it, the Eurozone as a whole has lower debt to GDP and it is actually on a downward trend for that ratio. Euro could be it.

      • juris imprudent

        Prior to the death of England’s empire, and consequently the pound sterling, NO ONE would’ve predicted the U.S. dollar as it’s replacement. Just because we can’t predict which currency will assume the role doesn’t mean we can’t eliminate the possibility of it happening.

      • pistoffnick

        Don’t forget that it was Trump who spun up the money printing presses.

        /brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

      • Lackadaisical

        The presses definitely didn’t slow down when Biden took office.

        Note that the Fed also finally started raising rates during Biden’s term as opposed to the super loose policy they were on previously. It is stupid to compare the Biden and Trump presidencies and leave out that fact. Not to mention lockdown-initiated shortages of everything while also doing transfer payments to individuals and businesses…

        “Rather, inflation had arisen from supply-chain foul-ups caused by the Covid epidemic,”
        Not by Covid, by lockdowns.

        ” an act of God”
        An act of the fed gov and chicoms, lets not pretend this thing was a natural rather than manmade disaster.

        ” rendered worse by comic-opera mismanagement under President Donald Trump.”
        As opposed to the purposefully evil mismanagement by democrats.

      • Seguin

        AFAIK, its been on a exponential course since GWB.

  31. Rebel Scum

    Because it has value outside of influence peddling.

    Hunter Biden has settled his child support case in Arkansas, according to a court filing released Thursday.

    The settlement, announced in Arkansas state court, ends a bitter dispute between President Joe Biden’s younger son and Lunden Roberts, the mother of their 4-year-old child, over reducing his child support payments.

    The settlement ends the yearslong dispute between the younger Biden and Roberts, which started when Roberts filed a lawsuit in 2019 seeking child support and health care for her child, who she claimed was Biden’s. After a paternity test proved Biden was the child’s father, he agreed in 2020 to pay $20,000 a month in child support.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The $20k/month was a ridiculous order but courts don’t make that up…so there is/was massive amounts of income he must have reported

  32. Rebel Scum

    Wtf is with this bs about not being able to see Tweets without logging in? Fuck you, Elon.

    • R C Dean

      Does Elon somehow owe you something for free?

      • MikeS

        First he demands I pay for the Tesla if I want one, and now this?!?!

      • B.P.

        Aren’t the people paying $8 a month for a blue thingy operating under the expectation that their 140-character emissions of timeless wisdom are available to everyone?

    • Tundra

      I love Twitter. Lots of Glibs on there and a zillion more interesting people.

      No ragrets about signing up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah it’s not hard to tailor it your wants with only a sprinkling of crazy

      • PutridMeat

        Does “more” modify “interesting”?

      • Tundra

        As soon as I hit reply I caught that. My Glibs are the most interesting. The zillion others less so, but still interesting.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The truth, though, is that Biden has managed the economy very well. Perhaps he will mismanage it in the future. Perhaps he won’t. Perhaps the economy will defy Biden’s attempts to manage it at all. We don’t know what will happen. We can’t know. So we might as well judge Biden on what’s happened thus far. And that story is a happy one. Unemployment is low, GDP is rising, and inflation is falling. What’s not to like?

    Hail, Biden! Without him we would be naked cold and hungry.

    • AlexinCT

      Not only do they gaslight you, but they will call you the bigot, racist, whatever for pointing out they are a bunch of lying fucks.

    • creech

      The AP this morning says 20 million jobs were lost due to chicomvirus shutdown and aftermath. And we know the AP is never wrong. Has Biden’s admin caused that many jobs to be re- filled since then? I haven’t heard any of his syncophants claiming so. Biden’s economy clearly hasn’t even restored us to pre-pandemic let alone new growth.

    • B.P.

      Your eyes deceive you. The $17 you pay for a fast food meal is just an illusion.

      • B.P.

        Or Trump’s fault.

  34. Rebel Scum

    That’s not how it works.

    An extremist Supreme Court has once again reversed decades of settled law, rolled back the march toward racial justice, and narrowed educational opportunity for all. I won’t stop fighting for young people with big dreams who deserve an equal chance to pursue their future.

    You have never had any reservations about lying.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Pleesy

    • creech

      Dred Scott affirmed decades of settled law. So, you agreed with that, right?

    • Lackadaisical

      The decision even points out how the school policies they struck down didn’t pass the tests setup by the previous ruling… it isn’t as big a ruling as some are making it out to be.

      • R C Dean

        If anyone thinks this ruling is going to reduce racial discrimination by universities, they’re, well, let’s just say they are being naive.

      • robc

        It will be interesting how they do it going forward.

        They have straight out said that replacing race with income lets in too many trailer-trash whites (and 90% of blacks accepted to Harvard are from wealthy families).

      • rhywun

        They will do it by address. Easy-peasy.

      • Lackadaisical

        Rich black kids mostly live in the same neighborhoods as rich white kids.

        They probably don’t even get enough real ghetto applicants to meet their quotas.

      • rhywun

        Hm, hadn’t thought of that.

        I’m sure they’ve been outreaching TF out there for decades as it is.

      • robc

        But they dont live in the same house, usually*. So the address will be different.

        *NoCo is by far the whitest place I have ever lived. So much so it is noticeable how many of the black kids I see have white parents.

      • MikeS

        Luckily for them, Roberts showed them how:

        In the minds of some college administrators, however, Roberts might have left some wiggle room. He wrote, “nothing in this opinion should be construed as prohibiting universities from considering an applicant’s discussion of how race affected his or her life, be it through discrimination, inspiration, or otherwise.”

        Roberts’s language caught the eye of David Harris, president at Union College in Schenectady, N.Y., who said he immediately emailed his admission director to ask about what sort of essay prompt the school might design around it.

        “A lot of schools ask some version of a question about challenges you’ve overcome,” Harris said. “That question could be revised somewhat to be more clear about a range of things.”

      • rhywun

        “I grew up white trash in the ghetto and got constant harassment from my more diverse peers.”

        /lead balloon truth

      • UnCivilServant

        Stop stealing my backstory!

      • rhywun

        Heh. It wasn’t all that bad after junior high.

      • R C Dean

        Yeah, I think Roberts assigned himself the majority opinion (and probably voted with the majority so he could write the opinion) specifically to make sure he got that gaping loophole in. You can practically cut and paste it into an application form (and they will).

      • juris imprudent

        they are being naive

        or Native?

    • Grumbletarian

      Brown vs. Board of Education also reversed decades of settled law.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I have a feeling she’d be just as upset too. A lot of people actually. This ruling had a greater mask drop than the Lil rona Era of identifying who people really are in this country.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    When the reckoning comes, we’re going to be somewhere between 1980s Mexico and 1920s Germany.

    You’re not giving our domestic Peronists enough credit.

  36. KK, Non-Man

    Most of my neighbors took off for the holiday weekend – Chadwick and I pretty much have the place to ourselves!

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The AP this morning says 20 million jobs were lost due to chicomvirus shutdown and aftermath. And we know the AP is never wrong. Has Biden’s admin caused that many jobs to be re- filled since then? I haven’t heard any of his syncophants claiming so. Biden’s economy clearly hasn’t even restored us to pre-pandemic let alone new growth.

    They have gone all out trumpeting the “unprecedented pace” of the Biden Recovery.

    • kinnath

      Serpentine!

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      That’s a hell of a catch, that catch 22.

    • rhywun

      Payblocked but good for him. He’s right.

      I think “affirmative action” stopped being about its purported reason several decades ago and is now just another form of “gimme free shit”.

      • robc

        One of the interesting parts was about the Phillipines. Apparently they are considered Asian and not “other Pacific Islander”.

      • rhywun

        I’m reminded of the push to add a separate pigeonhole for “MENA” because too many of them are selecting “White”.

      • robc

        Is that Middle East/North Africa?

        Yeah, the article mentioned that they are considered white by the US classification system.

      • Common Tater

        “Payblocked”

        NR just wants to preach to the choir. What is the point of yelling “Stop!” if no one can hear you.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Does Elon somehow owe you something for free?

    His new CEO is apparently looking to Google and Facebook for inspiration. (Based on something I read yesterday.)

    Paywalls for everyone!

    *this allows me to go back to ignoring twatter links

  39. The Other Kevin

    Regarding the discussion above about “nobody voting Democrat”. My parents are as conservative as it gets, yet they still vote Democrat all the time. I thought it was just habit, brainwashing, and gaslighting (it is to an extent), but I have come to realize many people vote based on one or just a few issues. In their case, they are in their 80’s and their main priority is their social security and Medicare. And the Dems are telling them what they want to hear.

    • rhywun

      It’s hard to believe that was ever in question.

    • UnCivilServant

      They should have overturned public accommodation laws.

    • SDF-7

      It is difficult to read the dissent and conclude we are looking at the same case.

      Starting to get the feeling the non-Proggie block is getting a little fed up with crap arguments from the Proggie Trio.

  40. Common Tater

    “Harvard women’s hockey team were forced to skate NAKED, leaving them with ‘bleeding nipples’ and ice burns: Ivy League school now vows to overhaul toxic culture one player dubbed ‘mental health Hunger Games’

    Katey Stone, 57, stepped down as head coach June 7 after a 29-year tenure that included four national championship appearances, but was eventually dogged by accusations she’d emotionally damaged players.

    Multiple outlets have reported on a toxic on and off-ice culture for the program, including allegations that players felt forced to drink and perform ‘sexually-charged role playing’ as part of hazing rituals, according to the Boston Globe.

    At practice, players were allegedly forced to do a ‘Naked Skate’ where players were told to dive on the ice in a Superman-pose while completely nude, often leaving skaters with ice burns and bloody nipples, The Athletic reported.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12248475/Harvard-womens-hockey-team-pledges-overhaul-culture-abuse-hazing-allegations.html

    • The Other Kevin

      Young athletic college girls skating naked? I’ll look into that. /Benny Hill

    • Lackadaisical

      Just another case of toxic masculinity.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      Bull dykes have their fetishes too. Why do you hate them?

    • rhywun

      Hazing is sick. Are they saying no one complained in the 29 years?!

  41. Rat on a train

    The court agrees with the states that the HEROES Act does not authorize the debt forgiveness plan.

      • UnCivilServant

        Are you just live commenting the SCOTUSBlog feed?

      • Rat on a train

        For those who aren’t following.

    • Ownbestenemy

      This and the can’t force someone to provide labor are the bigger wins

    • rhywun

      Amazing what a difference it makes having jurists who don’t make the law.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    The court agrees with the states that the HEROES Act does not authorize the debt forgiveness plan.

    *sets out tear collection barrels*

    • juris imprudent

      If only we could pipe all of that into Lake Mead. But I guess that would make it to saline.

      • R C Dean

        Dunno about that. Proggy tears are usually as sweet as the nectar from a dew-kissed honeysuckle bloom just as the early morning light hits it.

  43. Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

    Somehow, I had no idea this was happening.

    https://www.virginiamercury.com/2023/06/29/ahead-of-new-age-verification-law-pornhub-blocks-access-in-virginia/

    Virginians will no longer be able to access Pornhub, one of the internet’s most popular pornography websites, after the company disabled access to the site in the commonwealth in response to a new law going into effect this Saturday.

    The law requires pornography websites to use age verification technology to more stringently determine whether a person is 18 or older to gain access to the site. The legislation passed the General Assembly on a nearly unanimous vote this March. Sen. Bill Stanley, R-Franklin, the patron of the bill, told the Mercury this March his legislation aims to address the “epidemic” of childhood exposure to pornography.

    Under the law, websites must verify users’ age and identity but can select the specific method of verification, such as uploading copies of government-issued identification or other unspecified commercial technology.

    The beginning of ID to access the internet. Figured it was coming but didn’t realize it was here.

    • Rat on a train

      Won’t somebody think of the children?!

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I’ve become increasingly happier with my decision to migrate email and VPN over to a paid account with Proton.

      • slumbrew

        I’m really glad I was feeling flush and signed up for the Visionary plan right before they stopped offering it (I’m now grandfathered in).

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Creates a presumption that someone not in the auto repair business who is in possession of a catalytic converter that has been removed from a motor vehicle is guilty of theft.

        This is laughable because the auto repair shops are the ones paying the thieves for the inventory and creating business for themselves in the process.

      • Sean

        “Innocent until proven guilty” just got fucked in the ass, eh?

      • juris imprudent

        STEVE SMITH SAY WHO CUTTIN’ IN ON MY TURF?

      • robc

        “Increases the jury duty allowance from $30 to $50 per day.”

        I think I got $7 per day back in 2014 from KY.

      • UnCivilServant

        I got paid my normal salary.

      • robc

        I did too, but I was self-employed.

        If you are hourly, you may not be getting paid at all by work for jury duty time, so the state pays you for your time.

    • Common Tater

      It won’t stop kids from finding porn.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Dad I can either bring home the school skank or wank to Pr0nhub” *hands over ID to sign up*

      • MojeauXX

        I can either bring home the school skank

        Choice A. Get your larnin the natural way with natural women and behold the wonder that is getting your dick wet IRL.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Heh always with the best comment!

      • juris imprudent

        Or as I recall the boy who asked for $10 to get a guinea pig and his father hands him $20 and says “find a nice Irish girl instead”.

      • AlexinCT

        Ma va far un culo!

      • R C Dean

        The romance writer comes through!

      • MojeauXX

        Rather, my kid got into hentai porn way too early and it fucked up his head. I used to be ambivalent about porn, but now…not so much. Its easy availability is fucking kids up.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        If the argument is kids will learn how to use a VPN, then what is the downside.

    • B.P.

      Oh, sure thing. I’ll just go ahead and upload my passport to Pornhub.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    At practice, players were allegedly forced to do a ‘Naked Skate’ where players were told to dive on the ice in a Superman-pose while completely nude, often leaving skaters with ice burns and bloody nipples, The Athletic reported.”

    Titillating.

    • juris imprudent

      Guess none of those girls had ice-cutters.

    • creech

      We need Q to keep abreast of this situation.

    • UnCivilServant

      Amazong what a pile of dead bodies buys.

      • AlexinCT

        As the marxists say: Utopia does not come without breaking a few egss.. a.k.a. dead people.

    • ron73440

      Just another humble public servant.

      • The Other Kevin

        Sacrificing so much, and getting little to no reward.

    • PutridMeat

      $400,000 annual salary the last few years. So you have call it $200,000 to spend on necessities – housing, food, etc. Even if one assumes that he was very frugal, we get a max of $8 million over a 40 year career. Obviously that’s invested, makes interest over time, but to be able to afford $20 million for a house – he must be a brilliant investor.

      That people can look at this crap from people in the federal government, whether presidents, senators, or bureaucrats like Fauci and not get to the conclusion that we have a corrupt-acracy stealing money hand over fist… I just don’t get it. I guess we want an aristocracy and are evolved to accept a ruling class. At least up to a certain point.

      BTW, I said “I tend to like absolutes” yesterday; that’s not really the correct formulation. More I’m partial to systematic and rigorous solutions to problems. That sounds better.

      • ron73440

        BTW, the COVID article yesterday was great.

        I was in the middle of typing a comment about it, but work interrupted.

      • PutridMeat

        Mercy Buckets.

        “work interrupted” – damn work, always interfering.

      • MojeauXX

        BTW, I said “I tend to like absolutes” yesterday; that’s not really the correct formulation. More I’m partial to systematic and rigorous solutions to problems. That sounds better.

        They have a DSM-V classification for that. 😜

        (You know I’m messing with you, right?)

  45. kinnath

    In the run up to the 2016 election, many people asked why anyone should vote for Trump. I always answered: SCOTUS.

    Trump failed miserably at the role of executive of the country, but we are all much better off than we would have been if Clinton had been putting people on SCOTUS.

    • AlexinCT

      If they had not lowballed their fortification of the 2016 election and they had been able to steal it for her, we would by now be making the CCP jealous of how hard the boot was being stomped on the neck of the deplorables,

    • robc

      Are you saying Gary Johnson would have made worse appointments?

      • kinnath

        There is zero chance that Gary Johnson would ever have been making those appointments. Even he didn’t take his candidacy seriously.

        That being said, I did vote for the guy and not for Trump.

      • robc

        My vote has no effect on the election anyway.

  46. AlexinCT

    The idiots were played again. When will all these studies freaks with massive loan debt get that unless congress passes it, they have to pay back the money they owe for falling for that “Go to college and spend oodles of money getting a useless degree doing what you like” shit.

    • Ownbestenemy

      My guess: a bank will buy all the bad debt, will fail the Feds stress test, Congress or President declares too big to fail and presto done. Just like AA, the grifters will work around it one way or another. The draw to an open treasury is just too luring

  47. Sean

    Daily Quordle 522
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  48. Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

    I don’t know if anyone else noticed this, but it’s insane.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/germanys-ruling-spd-party-ready-talk-wwii-reparations-poland

    Germany has absolutely refused to discuss reparations with Poland for decades. Now, when they’re on the edge of fiscal implosion, they decide that they’ll consider it?

    It’s going to destroy the SPD when the AfD is polling at 20% plus. Is Scholz trying to destroy his own party because it’s out of control?

    Add to that the ECB has basically announced a CBDC is coming in October and it’s looking like the fiscal trainwreck is upon us. Everybody is getting desperate. So much so that the EU is attempting to remove member state vetos and go full dictatorship.

    Hold onto your shorts, people. This ride is going to be bumpy.

    • Drake

      They literally gave Prussia to Poland (not by choice). That makes it a deeply unpopular subject in Germany.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Our offer is thus: Poland returns our land, and we forgive remaining damages”

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        That makes it a deeply unpopular subject in Germany.

        That’s an understatement. The political volatility across the West is rocketing. This is going to completely upend the balance in Germany. France is in full civil disarray. England is unbanking major politicians and about to go into full economic collapse.

        And in the US, Biden is not long for the office but nobody wants Harris. How in the hell that’s going to play out is anybody’s guess.

        I’d be happy to see the US neocons finally get ousted from power, but I’m afraid they’ll plunge us into something worse in order to save themselves.

  49. Dr. Fronkensteen

    First line from AP report as seen on Yahoo.com

    “WASHINGTON (AP) — In a defeat for gay rights, the Supreme Court’s conservative majority ruled Friday that a Christian graphic artist who wants to design wedding websites can refuse to work with same-sex couples.”

    At least in the middle of the article they stated

    The decision is a win for religious rights and one in a series of cases in recent years in which the justices have sided with religious plaintiffs.

    This is why TMITE. Even when they eventually make the correct statement, they came out of the gate with something inherently untrue. This makes it appear that gays have a right to compel another person to speak and act against that persons’ interests.

    https://finance.yahoo.com/news/supreme-court-rules-designer-doesnt-140446544.html

    • robc

      Actually, she said she would be happy to work with anyone regardless of sexual orientation, as long as she wasn’t required to violate her beliefs.

    • UnCivilServant

      She added a login screen to Twitter?

      • MojeauXX

        Erica Marsh
        @ericareport
        Today’s Supreme Court decision is a direct attack on Black people. No Black person will be able to succeed in a merit-based system which is exactly why affirmative-action based programs were needed. Today’s decision is a TRAVESTY!!!

      • AlexinCT

        So she said the quiet part all these white cuntes that want to feel like they are the only reason those po black folk stand a chance believes? It is comical, if not downright infuriating, how these racists see that their belief blacks are inferior and need people like them to have a chance, is as not a good thing.

      • Rebel Scum

        No Black person will be able to succeed in a merit-based system

        Sounds racist.

      • MojeauXX

        Yep. She got ratio’d. Hard.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      It’s a little bit too on the nose.

    • Tundra

      I think it’s parody.

      • MojeauXX

        I’m leaning toward not.

        She’s a blue check with this in her bio:

        Proud Democrat: Former Field Organizer to elect President Biden. Volunteer for the Obama Foundation. (She/Her) 💙
        Media & NewsWashington D.C. Joined September 2022

      • MikeS

        And here’s her “apology” for the merit comment. I think she’s an actual, brain-dead leftist.

        Erica Marsh
        @ericareport
        Allow me to clarify this tweet, which is being manipulated for propaganda and misinformation by ULTRA MAGA.

        The intention of my tweet is to highlight that prior to affirmative action, there existed a supposedly merit-based system for Black individuals to gain admission to colleges. However, these institutions employed racial profiling to prevent Black individuals from attending under the guise of this “merit” system.

        I want to emphasize that my statement in no way suggests that Black individuals are less intelligent than people of other races.

      • MojeauXX

        Plausible. Won’t get the traction her original tweet did, though. She did tweet about if anybody knew any defamation lawyers.

      • rhywun

        I don’t know anymore. I was fooled when this came up yesterday but if it IS parody it’s one of the most convincing I’ve ever seen.

      • MojeauXX

        Parody accounts are mostly expected to put “parody” in their bio and their monikers always hint toward parody, so… I don’t think parody.

        She said the quiet part out loud because she doesn’t know any better than not to.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I would bet not a real account, but damn, it is so difficult to tell.

      • Common Tater

        Real idiots exist.

    • MojeauXX

      Erica Marsh
      @ericareport
      Another day, another TERRIBLE ruling by the ULTRA MAGA Supreme Court majority.

      This sucks, I have around $17k in student loans and really needed the $10k in forgiveness. I have not paid my student loans since 2020 and it is going to really hurt me financially when I have to restart making payments in August. I’m calling on President Biden to re-issue an Executive Order pausing student loan repayment!

      Disappointed that the rich can get millions forgiven from the PPP program but millions of struggling student debt holders get shafted due to the ULTRA MAGA Supreme Court majority.

      • UnCivilServant

        Aww… I had $54k in student loans. I paid them off in about ten years.

      • MojeauXX

        I had $5,500.

      • rhywun

        I had $15,000, paid about $5,000, defaulted. After getting my shit together about 10 years later and without asking I got a notice that it’d been reduced to like $2,000. I was like, sure OK and paid it all off the next day.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    In a defeat for gay rights, the Supreme Court’s conservative majority ruled Friday that a Christian graphic artist who wants to design wedding websites can refuse to work with same-sex couples.”

    “rights” not same as power to coerce others”

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      What is best in life?

      To crush your enemies before you and make them design your websites and bake your cakes. To hear their lamentations to the regulators.

    • rhywun

      a defeat for gay rights

      OFFS!!

  51. Tundra

    Yikes!

    Some memes definitely go harder than others.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      LOL. That’s my kind of humor right there.

      • MikeS

        “It gets two half thumbs up from me!”

        -fireworks aficionado

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ahahahaha I liked the one that said ‘someone this weekend has no idea it is their last weekend with 10 fingers’

    • MikeS

      HAHAHA.

      So true:

      @JeesusLizzard

      Some people are blissfully unaware this is their last weekend with 10 fingers.

    • Gender Traitor

      Stick ladyfinger firecrackers in your nose (ideally, lit end out) and blow them OUT of your nose or you’re a sissy chicken!

    • R C Dean

      Eh, looks just like everything else I’ve seen on Twitter today.

    • Tundra

      Who had Pogrom on their 2023 bingo card?

  52. Tundra

    Another day, another reason to tell Bobby to fuck off.

    For the Twitter challenged:

    Addiction has afflicted so many American families, mine included. I’ve taken hundreds of people through recovery, and I know what works. As President, I’m going to build healing camps across this country, places where recovering addicts can grow and eat organic food, heal spiritually, physically, and emotionally, and find themselves again.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      Still better than the war on drugs.

      If I have to choose between warmongering psychopaths and a touchy-feely 70’s Democrat, I know which way I’m going.

      That said, I don’t think RFK is getting anywhere near the White House unless there’s a full-on revolt within the DOD.

    • B.P.

      Healing camps? You might want to run this idea through the marketing department, Bobby.

      • PutridMeat

        Gesundheit macht frei?

      • Common Tater

        It’s to help them concentrate on their problems.

      • Not Adahn

        They’ll be able to concentrate on their recovery.

      • Sean

        Food, Emotional, Metaphysical, Athletic healing camps?

        FEMA camps?

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Choice A. Get your larnin the natural way with natural women and behold the wonder that is getting your dick wet IRL.

    Are you crazy? Once a boy finds out how much fun he can have with it, he’ll never get his cock cut off (or allow himself to be chemically castrated). You’re going to wreck the whole program.

  54. kinnath

    I am not signing up for twitter. I am not logging into twitter. Thanks for all the links.

    • MojeauXX

      I will try to remember and quote the tweet if I link it.

      • Common Tater

        I almost always quote if it’s text.

    • ron73440

      #metoo

    • AlexinCT

      That sounds 100% accurate.

  55. The Late P Brooks

    I am not signing up for twitter. I am not logging into twitter. Thanks for all the links.

    #METoo

    I’m just surprised it has taken this long for them to close the gate.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    Not bad.

    A Saturn(?) ute.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    As President, I’m going to build healing camps across this country, places where recovering addicts can grow and eat organic food, heal spiritually, physically, and emotionally, and find themselves again.

    Like the one in A Scanner Darkly?

    • R C Dean

      I’m thinking it sounds an awful lot like the ones in Cambodia.