Its an Abomination

by | Jun 17, 2023 | Beer, Federal Power, Fitness, Florida, Food & Drink, Musings | 106 comments

There are so many things out there to look out for if you wish to be healthy. Sure some are obvious like cigarettes but what about all those pesky vaccines that give you autism?

This is my review of Drekker Brewing Co. Chonk Peanut Butter and Jelly Sundae Sour:

The subject of harmful substances has been dicey for decades.  Due to the Nuremberg Code, many things we determine to be “bad” are only done so by population based studies rather than the double blind standard that we use everywhere else.  In short, we can’t scientifically test on humans without informed consent and the only way for us to know is often by conjecture.

Conjecture is not certainty.  Tobacco companies famously argued this for decades, and quite frankly all those smokers could’ve gotten lung cancer from something else.

Same goes for any number of things.  Agent Orange.  Roundup.  Seed Oils.  COVID Vaccines.  Holy hell, we may never truly understand the fantastic terrors that await those that got jabbed for the past 2-3 years.  How can one isolate it?  Chances are good the vaccine kills with the same symptoms and conditions associated with obesity its just as well and good to say everyone is dead because they were also fat.

That said, I am not the type to leave us all with a black pill, because I am the type that always seeks a solution.  Even here there is one:  subhuman test subjects.

With the news of full synthetic embryos hitting the airwaves this week we can finally test all of these theories with proper scientific methodology.  Finally, we can incubate in a lab a population of humans which are close enough to actual humans that we can test a control group against say, Agent Orange, and determine if it actually did give all those Vietnam Veterans cancer.  We can spray full synthetics with Roundup and see if they die.  Maybe even make them slonk eggs to see if they get freaking huge.  Alternatively, make them drink nothing but canola oil for all I care and decide if seed oils really are plot by the Canadian government to turn humanity into a pillowy shell of its former self to make Trudeau look manly by comparison.

Sure it might sound unethical, maybe even monstrous but we would finally know for sure.  We can do this, because these aren’t really people, right?

Right?

 

Did you know they make beer in North Dakota?  I’m sure a few here knew that.  I have reviewed a similar beer before but that time I only bought a one off and not a pack of four.  It does indeed taste like peanut butter and jelly.   To say that having multiple cans on hand might mean this might actually grow on you…

…is absolute lunacy.  On the same level of playing God and creating people in a lab.  Its disgusting on such an extreme level this absolute abomination of a concept is the comparison I choose to make.  Hopefully, they make a Pilsner to make up for it. Drekker Brewing Co. Chonk Peanut Butter and Jelly Sundae Sour:  1.9/5

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106 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    This is my review of Drekker Brewing Co. Chonk Peanut Butter and Jelly Sundae Sour:

    Oh, please.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      I threw up a little in my mouth.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        It probably tastes a bit like throw up in the mouth after eating a PB&J

      • mexican sharpshooter

        No, I’ve done that. The beer is better.

  2. CPRM

    Those lab people can’t be people, because cells aren’t people until they pop out of the vagina or mangina of a birthing person.

    • Chafed

      Thank you for using their preferred pronoun.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Ew

  3. MikeS

    Did you know they make beer in North Dakota?

    Yes! Yes, I did!

    • MikeS

      And we actually make good beer, evidence to the contrary aside.

      Drekker is big on experimental stuff and pushing boundaries. (Including with their can artwork). They’ve been making crazy flavors like this for a few years under their “chonk” series and it has a big following. According to my son-in-law, when they get a shipment in at his local beer store in Minneapolis it sells out in a couple days.

      • Chafed

        There is a store in Minneapolis that wasn’t burned down?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Good to know

    • Chafed

      MikeS hardest hit.

      • Fourscore

        Nah, MikeS is flexible, he’ll drink anything.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Thank you, I couldn’t remember exactly who was a NoDakker

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        NoDakMatt?

      • MikeS

        Yup. My brother. There was one more, but I haven’t seen him in years.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Top shelf technical journalisming

    To be clear, a manual transmission on an electric car would serve absolutely no purpose. It would be just for fun, an add-on for people who like shifting gears in their gasoline-powered cars.

    Toyota, long skeptical of electric vehicles, has been planning a more aggressive push into the sector. That will mean finding ways to appeal to all sorts of consumers. A feature like this could help lure holdouts who aren’t attracted to an electric vehicle’s usual smoothness and simplicity.

    Even among gasoline-powered cars, most sold in the United States today have automatic transmissions that shift gears with no driver input. Manual transmissions, in which a driver has to press a clutch pedal and move a stick around to select different gears, are usually offered as options on performance cars or, in some cases, extremely cheap cars. They are more common in other parts of the word, though, including Europe.

    Most electric cars have only a one-speed transmission because their fast-spinning electric motors don’t need the extra help from different gear ratios at different speeds.

    You might as well brew a beer which tastes like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

    • DEG

      CNN, writing for the masses.

  5. Chafed

    The name of the beer is an abomination. Once more, thanks for taking one for the team MS.

    • rhywun

      I was abominated by the sight of that stuff before I even got to the name. 🤢🤮

  6. Sensei

    It’s actually nice to be able to replace batteries, but the market hasn’t wanted it. Size and water resistance was preferred and by the time the battery is toast the rest of the device is obsolete. I’m in the minority here. That said, similar to the USB port mandate, the EU intends to enshrine the status quo.

    https://www.androidauthority.com/replaceable-batteries-eu-2023-3335711/

    • CPRM

      European Parliament passed a change to a law that will force replaceable batteries on all gadgets

      will need to have batteries you can replace with no tools

      Are cars gadgets?

      • R.J.

        Waterproof vibrators hardest hit

    • rhywun

      Who does Europe think it is? Commanding the world economy is California’s job.

      • Chafed

        Newsom knowingly nods while verbally denying it.

  7. Mojeaux, XX

    Oh, well, I meant to come in here with an OT, but I see my question is somewhat on topic.

    In my most recent foray into the typing up of deglovings, I ran across what I consider to be an ethical dilemma that was not in any way a dilemma to the doctor:

    Patient* has a painful inguinal hernia. Doctor won’t surgerize it unless patient stops smoking for 4 weeks. Now, I have seen/been where a doctor won’t operate unless the patient loses weight. Fair. Several mechanical and logistical problems with that. But smoking? Yes, I understand the risk of infection and all that, but that’s a risk with all surgeries.

    *To be fair, patient as described is a hot mess of complaints, doctor hopping, and noncompliance, which are all more valid reasons to postpone a surgery than smoking, but leaving all that aside, let’s concentrate on the painful inguinal hernia.

    Thoughts?

    • Fourscore

      I smoked in bed in an army hospital after some serious surgery (50 years ago). Not any more, no smoking any where near the facilities.

      • Tres Cool

        I cant remember which army school I was at, but in the barrack they’d posted NO SMOKING IN BED signs.
        Someone with a sense of humor wrote on one of them at the bottom NO SLEEPING IN ASHTRAYS.

        Funny that I remember that 25 years later.

    • CPRM

      How does smoking risk infection of a groin surgery?

      • Mojeaux, XX

        Smoking increases the risk of infection of all surgeries.

      • rhywun

        I wonder if it’s “smoking” or nicotine itself.

        I had pretty serious innard surgery a few years ago; I was hopped up on nicotine at the time, no questions asked.

      • rhywun

        FWIW, it was robotic surgery – only tiny little cuts here and there.

      • Mojeaux, XX

        I think when the benefit of the surgery outweighs the risk of tobacco, they don’t hesitate.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        When I had my first back surgery, they made me quit smoking. Of course, as soon as I was “healed” I started back up. But, I was smoking about 2-3 a week at that point.

      • CPRM

        Only surgery I ever had was oral surgeries, so them saying don’t smoke made sense. This is looking more like the stuff Mexi wants tested on the VAT Folx. Because smoking can increase respiratory infections, it therefore increases all infections, these small observed and totally objective numbers of ‘smokers’ proves it!

      • Contrarian P

        Smoking results in microvascular changes that decrease blood flow to injured areas (i.e. areas that have been cut on), increasing the risk of infection and other complications. This has been demonstrated repeatedly in studies across specialties and is not really up for argument at this point. The respiratory issue is not related to the wound infection problem.

    • Sensei

      Stating facts. The surgeon is going to be evaluated by both CMS and private insures for compliance on those measures. It will make a business impact and quality impact on outcomes.

      I’m not sure the right answer.

      Take the extreme case, do you put an active addict on the list for a liver transplant, for example?

    • DEG

      The doctor isn’t the patient’s slave.

      • Contrarian P

        Ever heard of EMTALA?

      • DEG

        Yes, and EMTALA is wrong and should be done away with. Your point?

      • Contrarian P

        That was my point.

      • DEG

        OK

    • Contrarian P

      Depending on the patient’s comorbidities, smoking could substantially increase the risk of not only post-operative infection, but also poor wound healing, chronic pain, and wound dehiscence. Part of a surgeon’s duty to the patient is to weigh the likely risks of the surgery versus the potential benefits. Relief of a patient’s pain is a good thing, but if there is a substantial risk of causing conditions that could lead to even more pain chronically it would be a poor service to the patient to agree to proceed. My duty to the patient is to give the best treatment which might conflict with what he/she wants. That’s one of the reasons that I and many of my colleagues think that the current explosion in gender surgeries is an abomination.

      • Sensei

        I really enjoy the mix of specialities we have here.

        Thanks!

      • Chafed

        Seconded

      • MikeS

        Firsted!

      • Mojeaux, XX

        Thanks, Contrarian. That’s actually very helpful.

      • Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

        Well stated. Thank you.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      While I was at the VA I discovered if a patient was enough of an alcoholic they would give him beer before surgery on account of preventing complications due to a lack of alcohol.

      • Tres Cool

        I’ve heard stories of DTs so severe the ER doc orders IV ethanol on a patient.
        Now wouldn’t THAT be fun at parties.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        …yeah

  8. Timeloose

    I’m going to see how much rednecks really hate Bud light this afternoon. The rattlesnake roundup I’m going to used to only serve Bud light, Bud, and Coors light. I’m curious what will be served today at the beer tent.

    I’ll also find out what has 20 legs and 5 teeth… the potato pancake line at the rattlesnake roundup.

    • Sensei

      Bud light is essentially being given away to distributors both to prevent discarding it and as part of its marketing blitz. So there is a large incentive for folks to serve it.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      At the multiple baseball games I have attended this year, it is evident the average MLB fan is abstaining from Bud Light.

      • Chafed

        I’m willing to bet if it’s available at Timeloose’s event, few people, if any, will drink it.

      • Timeloose

        They changed over to Miller light. No Bud at all

  9. DEG

    How can one isolate it?

    I’m in the control group.

    Sure it might sound unethical, maybe even monstrous but we would finally know for sure. We can do this, because these aren’t really people, right?

    It’s a modest proposal.

    Did you know they make beer in North Dakota?

    Yes. I had some delicious beer in North Dakota when I came back from FreedomFest 2021. Phat Fish in Dickinson was OK. Laughing Sun in Bismarck was good. A place in Fargo I had beer at no longer exists which makes me sad because it was good (Dumconrath). The Würst Haus in Fargo had a good selection of beer and food.

    I didn’t stop at Drekker while I was in Fargo. I don’t remember if I had any of their beer while I was drinking at the Würst Haus.

    A local nanobrewery has a PB&J on Wheat. It’s a wheat beer with peanuts and other flavors to try and recreate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I like that beer. But this Drekker beer sounds horrble.

    • MikeS

      Würst Haus is where I met UCS when he dipped his toe far enough into NoDak to add it to his list of states. I really like that place.

      While I don’t like very may beers at Drekker, their location is awesome; it’s an old train engine repair building.

      I like the Huckleberry Wheat at Phat Fish, but the rest are, like you say, “OK”.

      • DEG

        I would have explored Fargo more had I been feeling better. At the time, I thought it was allergies combined with smoke from wildfires that was bringing me down. Instead, it was Lil Rona. I cut my trip short in Indiana when the fever started. Back in NH I was coughing blood, and went to the doc.

        One thing I remember from Phat Fish – their pizzas seemed to be more cheese than anything. Which is OK, but I’d kinda like my pizza a little more balanced unless it is a meat lover’s pizza. I don’t remember what beers I had a Phat Fish.

    • Spudalicious

      I used to buy a sportsmans license, which pretty much means I can shoot anything in the state. That would have ended up a wall kitty.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Which surprised me, because you can’t go out for a pack of smokes without running into 10 people with guns in Yavapai Co.

  10. Contrarian P

    That beer looks absolutely awful. Even if it tasted great, I wouldn’t want to drink something that looks like bilgewater.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    CNN, writing for the masses.

    24 year old reporter from Manhattan, doesn’t have a driver’s license, has never driven a car.

    • Fourscore

      50 years ago those guys were coming into the army, they had to learn on a stick shift jeep/3/4 Ton. They also had never shot a gun (much like youngsters today)

      • creech

        I recall something about the Red Army guys destroying the U.S. lend lease trucks after about 50 miles because the vast majority of Soviet men had never even stepped inside a motor vehicle.

  12. PieInTheSky

    I had 4 beers today i think the last one was too much…

    • Tres Cool

      Add 2 more and I call that “breakfast”. Then again I work all night.

    • whiz

      Size doesn’t matter!

  13. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    With a name like Drekker it’s gotta be bad.

  14. Spudalicious

    Messi, drinking the beers other people shouldn’t.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Don’t compare me to that douche. I’m all about Ronaldo.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Check out the stick shift. It’s unique.

    I like that multi function gauge.

    • Sensei

      Also still 6V too!

    • DEG

      I like it.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    My friend’s brother bought a 1927 Model A. Purty.

    Needs a blown hemi.

    Haha, just kidding.

  17. MikeS

    Assholes:

    9 charged with 2016 theft from Fargo’s Roger Maris Museum

    The U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Middle District of Pennsylvania alleged the nine conspired over a period of 20 years, beginning in August 1999, to break into museums and other institutions to steal “priceless works of art, sports memorabilia, and other objects.”

    Among the stolen items were Maris’ S. Rae Hickok Belt, which he was awarded in 1961, and his 1960 American League MVP Award, prosecutors said. The two awards were taken from a display case at the Roger Maris Museum.

    The MVP award and at least half of the Hickok belt were melted down into metal pieces and sold along with the gems in New York City for cash, the indictment said.

    So they’re thieves and miserable assholes.

    • Ted S.

      Just right for government work.

    • DEG

      What assholes.

  18. Zwak , who will swing for the crime, in double time!

    A couple random thoughts:

    1- I would totally start smoking again if I was sans wife. Like, in a heartbeat.

    2- why on earth are beer companies going down the same stupid road that wine companies went down? To wit, you look stupid when you have a stupid name. Just call it what it is, a gose, IPA, whatever. Don’t call it moon rocks ultra satan chonky monkey, or whatever. You just look as stupid as the wine Josh.

    3- when did they put frisbee golf in next to the dog park?

    4- I would totally start smoking again if I was sans wife. Like, in a heartbeat.

    • Sean

      Yeah, but what brand?

    • Negroni Please

      Seconded. I haven’t bern a smoker for at least 15 years now. Still miss it. Like a lot

      • Tres Cool

        Ditto. Its been 10 years for me. Even though I still get nicotine via Grizzly Long Cut or nicotine lozenges, its tough to beat a smoke and cuppa coffee 1st thing in the morning.
        Followed by a colossal dump.

      • Fourscore

        No way. I quit when I couldn’t shake off lingering respiratory problems. Took a few weeks, gained a little weight and was able to start running again. That was close to 50 years ago. Harder to stop smoking than quitting drinking. Don’t miss either.

        Like that big ol’ cuppa joe in the morning though.

      • whiz

        My wife quit drinking 25 years ago, quit smoking 22 years ago, and also said that the latter was harder.

    • Mojeaux, XX

      Chunky Monkey is my black cat’s name.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    I would have explored Fargo more had I been feeling better. At the time, I thought it was allergies combined with smoke from wildfires that was bringing me down. Instead, it was Lil Rona. I cut my trip short in Indiana when the fever started. Back in NH I was coughing blood, and went to the doc.

    SOOPERSPREDDUR!

    • DEG

      On the way back, I met Tundra in Minnesoda and a H&R refugee that didn’t come over to Glibs in the Chicago area. When the fever started, I let both of them know. Neither got sick.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    When I moved to Montana I told myself I was never going to do “law care” again.

    Well, fuck. Wrong again.

  21. blighted_non_millenial

    PBJ Porter, yes, please. Sour, oh hell no.

    • Chafed

      Exactly. I think a stout would also work.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    lawn

    stupid fingers

  23. Pine_Tree

    Just dropping in to brag on one of the spawn (seedlings?).

    XX#2 (18) is the newest pilot in the world.

    That is all.

    • Mojeaux, XX

      Congrats!!!!!

    • Sean

      Nice!

    • Tres Cool

      Good. I need a flight to San Fran next Sunday. Sign me up.

    • Fourscore

      Good to hear and good for her!. You done a good job, PT.

      …and some 24 YO don’t even know how to drive…

    • Fourscore

      Practice run for her upcoming trip to the White House.

    • Shpip

      I hollered “Don’t look, Ethel!” but it was too late…