“I am a historic figure. People who meet me start crying,” Karine sobbed. Her pantyhose had numerous long rips and she scratched at her leg as she wandered The Oval Office. One of her fingernails had fallen off and tears stained her face.
“Karine’s got into the tranny fluid again,” Hunter said, laughing.
“It’s not funny,” Finnegan snapped. “It’s 2023, we can’t have drunk a press secretary. The days of Dee Dee Myers snorting coke off her White House ID badge are over.”
“Karine still lies very well when she’s drinking,” Hunter said. “She even told me my penis was tiny with a straight face.”
“You’re certainly in a good mood,” Finnegan said sourly.
“And why shouldn’t I be?” Hunter asked, doing a brief pirouette. “Daddy made those silly charges go away. Talking to lawyers is so boring.”
Karine’s empty can of Bud Light slipped from her fingers and fell to the fouled carpet. She fished in her purse and brought out another can.
“Where does she even keep getting it?” Finnegan asked. “She’s not bringing it in, I have her searched.”
“Bud Light sent us, like, a hundred cases of stuff with that little faggot’s face on it,” Hunter said and yawned.
“Dylan identifies as a woman and that means she’s a woman,” Finnegan said coldly. “Misgendering is violence.”
“Dylan? Dylan Mulvaney? That’s my homegirl, dawg. I love her. I’m talking about Ben Shapiro,” Hunter said.
“Bud Light put Ben Shapiro on a can?” Finnegan asked.
“The picture looks just like him,” Hunter said.
“I’m representing the Black community, the Caribbean community, the LGBTQ+ community, and it is important I do that well,” Karine muttered. Hunter walked up behind her and snatched the can away. She didn’t seem to notice.
“See?” Hunter asked, holding the can out to Finnegan.
“That’s Dylan Mulvaney,” Finnegan said witheringly.
Hunter twisted the can around and looked at it. “Are you sure? It looks a helluva lot like Ben Shapiro. Those are his beady little Jew eyes.”
“She’s wearing pearls and lipstick; Ben Shapiro never goes out in public like that,” Finnegan said.
“I’ve had many firsts, it’s always very different,” Karine said, suddenly animated and clawing at Hunter, swaying, reaching for the can.
“You want it back?” Hunter asked playfully. “I’ll trade you for a kiss.”
“No,” Karine said. “That’s gross, you’re gross.”
“Wait, where’s Grandpa?” Finnegan asked.
“I thought he was with you,” Hunter said.
“I thought he was with Grandma Jill,” Finnegan said.
“You’ve lost him, you’ve lost him!” Hunter said, clapping with glee. “I win the pool!”
Karine belched, her growing beer fupa protruding angrily. Half-lidded, her eyes were blank.
Joe came shuffling out of the bathroom and Finnegan sighed with relief.
“There-there-there’s a really nice toilet in there,” Joe said.
“Oh, thank God,” Finnegan said.
“It flushes like a, like a, like a, you know the thing, It spins around and kills hillbillies,” Joe said.
“A tornado, Grandpa,” Finnegan said as she guided him back to his desk.
“And loud, real loud flush,” Joe stammered. “Do you think you can get it in your purse so we can take it home?” He cupped her left breast and gave his Death’s Head smile. She could see the rot behind his capped teeth. “Think about taking an-a-an-a-a-a epic shit and then making love. You’d feel so free.”
“That’s called a blumpkin, Dad,” Hunter said, gently taking Joe’s arm and sitting him down. “And if that’s what you want, I can make it happen.” He smoothed the hair over Joe’s liver-spotted head and kissed him loudly on the ear. “Anything for the man kept me out of jail.”
“You were in jail?” Joe asked, his eyebrows struggling to rise in surprise.
“Not anymore,” Hunter said.
Khazar lagers!
I’m once impressed that SF picked Bud Lite as Karine’s drink of choice way back when. Of course, it’s not hard when you have access to future history.
Not Anymore
“My life is already a prison!”
Bruschetta is really the press Secretary?
Planned or not, perfect.
Good catch.
Shots fired! Shots fired!
I’ve always believed I’d make a very pretty black woman or woman in general. I have universal sex appeal.
You mean you aren’t a pretty black women?
Disappoint.
You got dat badonkadonk?
, It spins around and kills hillbillies,” Joe said.
There’s a hi-lift jack in the presidential shitter?
I was picturing something along these lines.
Trailer for the reboot of Shake Hands with Danger.
Shocks me that women live longer than men.
LOL
Donald complained the toilets have to be flush “10-15 times.”
https://www.cnn.com/2019/12/07/politics/trump-americans-flushing-toilets-intl/index.html
A turbo-flusher was installer as an upgrade to The Presidential Shitter.
See I see more of Ben’s sister without the cans.
The days of Dee Dee Myers snorting coke off her White House ID badge are over.
Dammit!
Once again we look back fondly on the Clinton administration.
Hunter twisted the can around and looked at it. “Are you sure? It looks a helluva lot like Ben Shapiro. Those are his beady little Jew eyes.”
OK, now that’s perfect.
BRAVO!
YES! BRAVO!
*goes back to work
Yea, this was a good one.
The picture looks just like him
I cackled.
Once again we look back fondly on the Clinton administration.
Man, talk about the good old days…
Right?
And we didn’t appreciate how good.
At the time we thought things couldn’t get worse!
I have, finally, stopped saying “the republic has survived worse”.
Because the republic kept responding with “hold my beer”.
If you elected Bill again, you’d end up with the same shit as Biden. It’s kind of proof that politics are more a reflection of the culture. There’s interplay, but yea…we are getting the government we deserve good and hard.
https://youtu.be/_RWz_UyQ364
“She’s wearing pearls and lipstick; Ben Shapiro never goes out in public like that,” Finnegan said.
Magnificent.
I was torn between that line and Blackberry fishing a beer out of her purse.
I was picturing something along these lines.
That reminded me of the Nitro Circus episode where they were using a track hoe to fling people into a pond.
Today I learned what a blumpkin is.
Damn your nimble fingers!
Soon you will know all that I know. We shall be complete.
I disturbs me that you know these things.
It’s more disturbing that he shares what he knows.
I now have two additions to my vocabulary, but i’m not sure I can work “fupa” and “blumpkin” into a conversation.
We had a party for my wife’s roller derby friends a few weeks ago, and one of them used fupa in a sentence. I’d had never heard it outside of here.
Bud Light sales take steepest hit yet since Dylan Mulvaney fiasco
Bud Light suffered its worst weekly sales drop since the nation’s No. 1 beer brand launched an ill-fated marketing tie-up with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney.
For the week ending June 10, Bud Light sales dropped by a whopping 26.8%, according to the latest data from Bump Williams Consulting and NielsenIQ.
Anheuser-Busch’s other brands also took a step backward for the week ended June 10, according to the data. Sales of Budweiser were down 10% compared to a 7.8% decline the previous week, while Natural Light was down 2.3% vs. a 1% decline. Michelob Ultra – the nation’s No. 3 beer — was down 2.4%.
Karine needs to up xer game.
Part of their problem is the product. It’s cheap tasteless swill. Their are plenty of other brands of cheap swill available. Nothing except their advertising distinguished Bud Light from the others.
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYRZYeI7IpE
Beautiful.
That’s advertising art.
Which is exactly why they shouldn’t have pissed off their customers. Switching is easy. Don’t give them a reason to do so.
Change the name to MAGAlobe Ultra – that’ll bring their base back.
RFK Jr. saying things you aren’t allowed to say about transgenderism that you aren’t supposed to say. Mark Dice takes it to the next logic place and questions why our treatments are the opposite of what would produce a healthy adult.
https://youtu.be/yYqb95GkD4I
O’Keef’s girls always get these cuntes to sing like birds.
BREAKING: @BlackRock Recruiter Who “Decides People’s Fate” Spills Info on Company’s World Impact
“It’s not who the president is- it’s who’s controlling the wallet of the president”
“You got $10K? You can buy a senator”
“War is real f***ing good for business” #BlackRockExposed
I can’t listen to this at work. Is it an internal or external recruiter?
If it’s an external recruiter they just tell the candidate whatever they think will work to get he or she to consent to considering and interviewing for the position.
He comes off as a ladder-climbing little psychopath who’s willing to say anything.
In the videos, it usually seems like 60% of the dudes he honeypots are gays. O’Keefe apparently has an army of twinks at his command.
Saw a Blackrock commercial on Fox News at 8pm the other day. Seems like they were telling us who calls the shots there.
Michelob Ultra – the nation’s No. 3 beer
Whoa.
My sil drinks that. I tried one and decided getting fat is worth it.
LOL!
Drink moar whisky.
But it’s “Ultra” it has to be good!
Yeah, that was the most surprising part. I’ve only ever known one person who drank that stuff.
I’d like the China hawks to explain how we fight a war with our supplier.
We’re already at war with them. The first step to defend ourselves would be breaking the (supply) chains of dependency on their slave labor.
Non-paywall link.
Gonna take just a little while to fix that.
China destroy thousands and thousands of square miles of its countryside so that soccer moms can have cell phones and watermelons can have solar panels.
This is green technology.
Yep. They are perfectly fine ruining the environment and the health of people on the other side of the world, as long as they can pretend it doesn’t happen. And China is just fine providing that service.
See also stopping most oil production in the US while begging the Saudis to pump more.
If there were an anti-progressive nasty enough, they could really go after these assholes on a race angle: “so, to be clear, you oppose the production of rare earth minerals and cheap natural gas by white middle-class Americans. But you want Chinese slave laborers (including minority Uyghurs) and Saudi guest workers – mostly poor Arabs and Asians – to produce more of these resources for your use? That strikes me as a fairly close to racist imperial policies Mr. President.”
But our oil hurts the earth. Saudi oil comes out of a faucet I think.
…. And at the same time pissing the Saudis off over some stupid guy they chopped up just because our chattering class got a stick up their butts.
Naturally the Saudis have been the biggest champions of production cuts at OPEC while unilaterally cutting extra just for fun.
Last I heard, Saudi extraction costs were something like $5/barrel, so they traditionally wanted to get the price per barrel into a sweet spot where it was hard for their compeditiors without being too unprofitable for them.
Nowadays the ecocommunists have simply made it illegal to compete, so they want prices as high as the market wil bear to fund their social welfare defecits. (Few Saudi citizens actually work.)
And solution would be shut down entirely. Which is what the true believers want anyways.
There are plenty of places they can be collected from. The only thing China monopolizes is the extant operations. It’s always the “Environmental concerns” that get in the way of exploiting other deposits.
This is true. It’s also true that we are talking many, many years to reach that point. WarPigs want to go now.
Sorry, we sent all of our bullets to the cash laundromat on the Black Sea.
“We are looking at de-risking, to take some of the most critical components and have second sources but we are not in a position to pull out of China the way we did out of Russia,” said Hayes.
Raytheon believes that its decision to rebrand itself as RTX, announced on Sunday, will allow for a clearer distinction between the commercial aerospace businesses and its defence activities which will continue to trade under the Raytheon brand, he said.
The administration has two completely incompatible goals:
– War with Russia/China
– Refusal to develop energy and mining in the USA
One begins to suspect that these goals are so incompatible that they are explicitly designed to collapse the USA and that the Biden administration is not working for Americans, but instead for Davos/WEF, which would benefit from such an outcome.
Don’t forget wanting war while QUILTBAGing the military and sending all of our weapons to Ukraine.
Neo-cons like to start wars and make big profits off the wars. Winning them doesn’t seem to concern them. Maybe they are too dumb to see the difference between a loss in Afghanistan versus a loss to China or Russia.
They truly are useful idiots.
Blumpkin. That’s the last time I try to improve my vocabulary in this joint.
My gut said to remain ignorant.
It was correct.
Better than a plimpton.
Whatever you do, don’t look up the definition for ‘hot carl’.
It’s bad for the digestion.
At this point I’d welcome Janet Reno and Madeline Albright back.
Nah, they did what they could get away with. It would be worse now.
Janet Reno would wear rainbow pride flags, declare she was a man, and pee next to you in a urinal with a Sheenis.
After burning down a kindergarten.
This here. It’s simple math. Most of our nomenklatura are psychopaths, and have been for awhile. They’ve always done what they thought they could get away with. It’s just that they can get away with a lot more now that they have a massive censorship operation in place.
It’s new pride flag day…again.
Happy #AutisticPrideDay ! I have created this #IntersexInclusivePrideflag version with the rainbow colour infinity symbol to recognise the broad and varied experiences of those with neurodiversity who wish to feel visibly included in our Pride flag.
As a likely, though undiagnosed, high-functioning autist I reject this.
I’d prefer not to be included in any nonsense these people are selling
I do not wish to be included in any club. Least of all that one. Everything they stand for is a rejection of individuality and personal responsibility. They have become the denizens of Pleasure Island in Pinocchio that all turn into jackasses.
Ultra Pride Flag
Nice.
Thought it would just be the Microsoft color palette.
That would save time on all those flag revisions.
I can no longer distinguish reality from parody.
Who the fuck cares about “being included” anyway?
I grew up not giving a fuck about “inclusion.” Grow a fucking skin, people.
I mean, I’d like to be “included” in the set of people that has fucked Kathy Ireland, but I realize that I can’t be “included” everywhere.
Tell me when you find that list for Kathy Ireland.
Cindy Crawford, but yeah.
Kathy!!11
Keep the 1’s out of your mouth.
Por que no los dos?
We are talking 20 years ago, right?
It’s not about inclusion. It’s about satisfying their small, envious, and narcissistic hearts.
There is a huge attention-seeking component to all this.
Belonging is another one. Every time I hear HR or an exec use the word, I think of chattel slavery.
I like that. I’m going to use it.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa! People stopped “belonging” to other people in the 1860s, dude. You can count me out of that.”
A large majority of humanity, I would posit.
This lot are not normal.
This lot is still a tribe.
Community, despite the denials, is critical.
Oh they are moving beyond inclusion. Some have added Belonging to DIE.
It makes me wonder what the next letter will be. Will it spell out ABIDE? Or maybe BIDEN?
This year ours added Belonging. But thankfully, our DEIB training consists of defining those four words, and then basically saying, “hey, be good to each other.” It’s maybe 10 minutes long. But, it’s enough to tell the feds or whomever that, “yes, we have DEI training”
Hmm, quite interesting. Just took our workforce survey and belonging was being thrown about a lot.
A billion here, a billion there.
The U.S. will provide $1.3 BILLION in additional aid to Ukraine, says Secretary of State Blinken
This announcement comes just hours after it was revealed Ukraine will be given another $6.3 BILLION due to a Pentagon “accounting error”
By now we could just own the country if we bought it instead of funding a war.
We’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to roll in and own the country with tons of foreign aid and a debt trap *after* the war, not risk your money when the place is still worth something…
Nah. Just wait until the trillion dollar inflation reduction act they come up with next.
OMG! It’s $4 a bagel.
https://eatbetter.com/products/the-better-bagel
https://techcrunch.com/2023/06/21/betterbrand-valuation-170m-better-bagel-foodtech/
Founded in 2021, BetterBrand’s proprietary “grain-changing” technology combines non-GMO and clean label ingredients to create a line of better-for-you baked goods. For example, the company has created the traditionally carb-heavy bagel into “the net carb equivalent of two banana slices,” with “The Better Bagel” featuring 250% more protein, 90% fewer carbs and no added sugar.
To me the whole point of the bagel is the carbs.
Make it entirely out of chicken protein and then I will pay attention.
Deep fried?
Carbs are weird. I did an experiment for a week where I tested my blood sugar before consuming 50g of a particular carb, at 1 hour and again at 2 hours. It was very interesting to see which ones spiked my blood sugar. Bananas (OMG SO MUCH SUGAR) did almost nothing, while sweet potato made it skyrocket.
Carbs aren’t always the problem, how much and how your body reacts is the key. That’s a long winded way of saying a real bagel once in awhile won’t kill you.
Unless of course, you are Cream Cheese Man, the superhero made entirely of cream cheese. His Kryptonite is bagels.
Diabetes in general is weird. I can eat the exact same meal, with the exact same insulin dose, and overlay my CGM graphs for the day and have two entirely different graphs.
But I have to say the CGM is a godsend. In the dark time before CGM I could do a finger stick and say, “huh, my glucose is 120, perfect.” With the CGM I can look at the graph and say, “huh, my glucose is 120 and falling like Lizzo on ice skates, better eat a snack before my next meeting.” In the dark times I’d have a glucose crash during the meeting.
So many other factors affect glucose: cortisol, stress, activity, etc. Glad you have the tech to manage it all. Do you use a pump or injections?
Injections, both basal and bolus. I’m type II, but lost one of my kidney’s to cancer so my doctors put me on insulin to protect the remaining one from metformin. I’ve had the Freestyle Libre 14 day for a about a year and really liked it, but since switching the the Libre 3 I find it is so much better. I was having lows at night, and now I set my lower alarm to 75, wake up and have a snack. My A1c has dropped from 8.3 to 6.8 since getting the CGM.
Fuck yeah. Nice job! It’s gonna make such a huge difference and the tech is gonna keep getting better.
We really are living in the future.
“the net carb equivalent of two banana slices”
How big are these slices, anyway?
That stuck out to me, who slices their banana?
(Besides the trans, I mean)
Person of Color or Honky?
The whole point of the bagel is to be a delivery system for smoked salmon and cream cheese.
Only six hours left. Pub’s open though. It has been great folks!
https://twitter.com/SimonMagus/status/1671565128649539592
Other option for coping with a countdown to impending death is a Blink-182 concert!
https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2023/06/21/titan-passenger-hamish-harding-stepson-blink-182-concert/70341320007/
Let’s hope the Vogons are going to pick up hitchhikers.
Cardi B does not approve.
JFC what a 🤡🌎
“You didn’t think they actually spent ten thousand dollars for a hammer and thirty thousand for a toilet seat, did you?”
One of the craziest revelations of the Ukraine War is that the US can’t produce as much ammunition as Russia, even though the US spends over $800B/year on defense, which is 10X Russia. American taxpayers must be getting royally ripped off by the military-industrial complex.
That really isn’t a revelation to anyone who has been paying attention. We have not only gutted our manufacturing base, unlike Russia, but the shit we make is needlessly complex and the programs are filled with graft.
It’s like we are turning into Germany.
From what I can see, both countries can produce about 20K a month. The US is looking at ramping up production capability to 75K a month by 2025.
The Russian state paid to keep some very large factories open and running even while production was low. Getting them cranked up to full capacity was a much shorter process than it would be for us.
Highlights from the latest outbreak of interstate war in Australia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCHhKoXvv5M
Needs more boomerangs, chaps, and purple mohawks. I am disappointed.
Oo I get to see (delayed) Collingwood again next week.
Although Carlton got a big win last week, it looks like my involvement with the AFL this year will come down to hate-watching Collingwood.
However, I may take my wife to a local game when we’re out there next month: https://tasmaniasport.com/team/huonville/
Nice.
I’ve been hate-watching so much sports in recent years it’s about damn time a team I support is doing well for a change.
I don’t think I’d want to play rugby on artificial turf. Even the new stuff.
Believe it or not, that’s natural grass.
Wow – hats off to the greens keeper.
There is still time for the nukes to fly.
Enjoy your final minutes, because, according to Greta Thunberg & her “top climate scientist” humanity will be “wiped out” at 11.18am today, because we didn’t stop using fossil fuels five years ago…
Hei i just said that
That actually isn’t what she said. She said 5 years will be the point of no return. So since we missed our deadline, we can forget about all those laws and restrictions and party like it’s 1999.
*starts browsing for assless chaps on Amazon*
*starts to reply, realizes futility, shops for assless chaps*
That’s the spirit!
For the lazy….
https://www.amazon.com/Buckle-Bottomless-Through-Leggings%EF%BC%88Pants-Black%EF%BC%8CMedium%EF%BC%89/dp/B09QGD2PY6/ref=sr_1_3?crid=2HGTJTEE5NS28&keywords=assless+chaps+for+women&qid=1687373753&sprefix=assles%2Caps%2C131&sr=8-3
This is a fine idea. I am going to get the combat 44, and plink those cans of freon I keep for emergencies. Whee!
I’m down. 1999 rocked.
I don’t want to be back in high school.
I was broke then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4
No one is cooler than Dez.
“Everybody’s got a bomb. We could all die any day.”
Checks out.
Just ate Arby’s for lunch. I have one hell of a personal bomb. Greta should pull my finger.
Thank you, TOK. What she said was stupid enough. No need to mischaracterize it (as nearly everyone does) to make it stupider.
One gets the impression that someone put Durham’s balls in a vise during the investigation, cause he ain’t a happy man. Or he’s a really good actor, take your pick.
https://zerohedge.com/markets/our-findings-were-sobering-john-durham-gives-fiery-testimony-fbi-abuses-schools-schiff
LOL. Whatever Durham’s agenda, he does not like Schiff.
https://twitter.com/KarliBonnita/status/1671528294787821570
You really should address him by his full title “Proven liar, Adam Schiff”
To be fair, I don’t think anybody likes Schiff.
And yet he’s likely to be my next Senator.
I’m beginning to think we need an Underground Railroad for Glibs… but we may be out of free states for them to flee to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkB_CFi9row
“Pencil Neck Geeeeeeeeeeeek”
Can’t help it. I hear it in my head every time I see Schitt.
Can you blame him?
Business journalism
But here’s the reality: Remote desk workers are in just as much danger of developing debilitating musculoskeletal disorders (MSDs) as industrial workers. Poor posture, sustained position, and repetitive motion will cause injury regardless of whether an employee is operating heavy machinery or hunkered over a laptop at their kitchen table.
A 2020 study found that 40% of people developed new or worsened MSDs after they began working from home during the pandemic. Carpal tunnel syndrome, tendonitis, thoracic outlet syndrome, and tension neck syndrome are all common among desk workers.
The cutting-edge, AI-enabled solutions used on industrial work floors may not be practical on the same scale for remote desk workers—but many of the fundamental ergonomic theory and safety best practices on which that technology is based are very relevant.
Let a million workers’ comp claims bloom.
Eh, they’re not wrong. Be careful out there desk jockeys.
Maybe people are just frail little bitches and need to toughen the fuck up. You get older, there’s pain.
More hard hitting business journalism from another story:
You can bet nearly every corporate marketing and communications team that has signed up for a Pride campaign is nervously watching for backlash, one that often pops up on fringe social media accounts and is then amplified by Fox News and other media into a much bigger-seeming controversy. Once targeted, these large companies are scrambling—and responding poorly.
Stay the course. Telling 90% of your customers to STFU is how you grow a profitable business.
“pops up on fringe social media accounts”
Why do I suspect some of these accounts have very substantial followings?
“and is then amplified by Fox News”
When has Fox News ever called for a boycott of leftists? I dunno, since I don’t watch it, but I would be surprised.
It’s the conspiratorial right wing web that exists in their mind. Fox simply jumps on covering something that was already starting at the grassroots. And it’s traditional media giving themselves way too much credit. New media and social media in general mean Dylan Mulvaney backlash doesn’t need to be amplified by Fox News.
And nobody cares about Fox anymore. After they canned Tucker, the “right wing” abandoned them.
I’ll say from the slant of the articles, the Fox headlines are leaning much towards the backlash angle while the other headlines (CNN, WashPost, etc.) are talking about the display of bigotry as noble companies are being injured.
All of them do the idiotic Bud Light/Target lost $xx million! When they’re talking about the company’s stock valuation.
Hm… a solution to this problem is on the tip of my tongue, what could it be…
I drink the Ultra that’s “infused with lime and prickly pear cactus”.
It tastes OK. If I want a light beer I’d really rather drink a Yuengling Flight. But I do it in memory of a friend.
oops – threading error. You can scan back up and mentally insert this wherever seems appropriate.
I see the FTC is suing Amazon for “duping” people into Prime and making it hard to cancel. Really? Justifying the existence of the FTC much?
See also AOL, any book, recorded music, or health club ever…
It just seems so ripe for ridicule. Jeez Louise, I used to cancel Amazon Prime once a year. Only kept it for certain occasions, or if a new Grand Tour was out.
Duped? I fully realize I pay too much and fully don’t fucking care.
Yeah I have a clear understanding of the services I am being provided, what is extra, blah blah blah. It isn’t that complicated.
I’ll gladly cancel it if my wife cancels her wretched Netflix subscription.
They should be sued for switching the UX around every time I buy something.
^^^ This is the real crime. They also have this ‘jump’ feature that catches my wife every now and then. She goes to put in cart and the page on the phone will jump just magically enough to buy now.
Phone? Don’t shop on phones.
I use the shit out of Amazon. I gets my monies worth.
Me as well. Just got some new shoes from Amazon today, 3 day delivery. Can return them at the Kohls down the street if I don’t like them. That’s convenience.
Same. Definitely one of the best bangs for the buck of any subs I have.
Yeah, that’s a joke, it’s not hard to cancel at all.
I’ve heard XM/Sirius is a mofo to cancel.
My wife calls once a year, threatens to cancel and always gets some ridiculously cheap renewal.
But if you jump through the hoops, you get it for real cheap. The recently stopped making you call. You can now do it in the online chat.
Last year they wouldn’t renew at the absurdly low rates so I cancelled entirely. Unlike every other time, they haven’t been pushing for me to re-sign.
See, Tesla similar to Apple, would simply tell customers they are using the car wrong and to adapt.
https://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/new-cars/volkswagen-ceo-fixing-frustrating-interiors-did-lot-damage
My wife’s Passat is very analog and I love it. I think this is a good decision.
Its been a long day and it is SF’s day so that sentence you wrote there is not what I read.
LOL!
That too.
I’m pretty pleased with my Jeep controls. Not quite as near perfect as the GTI is, but still good.
It’s amazing how bad VW messed them up for the new gen.
Has it got the wireless apple / android car play?
The Jeep? Yes.
But the most vocally critiqued elements of recent VW control suites – including the unlit climate control sliders and haptic steering wheel buttons – have been removed, and a new rotary controller has been installed on the centre console for quick access to drive mode and volume settings.
That should fix it.
Sounds like my 2016 Mazda.
Schäfer’s commitment to establishing certain consistencies across the Volkswagen line-up extends to ensuring replacements for each model don’t introduce yet another bold rethink in cabin layout, once the desired formula is achieved.
But change for its own sake is a fundamental part of the automotive business model, isn’t it?
They had a certain consistency when they kept putting cassette decks in their expensive cars up through 2010.
“Karine still lies very well when she’s drinking,” Hunter said. “She even told me my penis was tiny with a straight face.”
See… Hunter was her first guy.
“You’ve lost him, you’ve lost him!” Hunter said, clapping with glee. “I win the pool!”
🙂
“That’s called a blumpkin, Dad,” Hunter said, gently taking Joe’s arm and sitting him down. “And if that’s what you want, I can make it happen.” He smoothed the hair over Joe’s liver-spotted head and kissed him loudly on the ear. “Anything for the man kept me out of jail.”
That’s good way to bring this episode to a close.
Hunter wouldn’t have been threatened with jail if he wasn’t related to Joe in the first place.
Happy Father’s Day!
After my last trip to SD and my current CO trip, I think I can put together about 2 articles….not sure how soon though. Good times.