So OMWC is once again treading the streets of NYC. Yep. Eating and drinking and screwing NPR ladies. Sounds like a decent gig.
There were birthdays today.
Links!
At least I’m not Cambodian. Some good “how to” tips in here.
I’m thinking it’s not going to take 70 years.
Oh, never mind. Florida Man.
Yeah, four wheels is good for me.
Okay, gotta save something for this afternoon. Get out there and have a great weekend!
Yeah, I’m sure that’s what Joe was referencing. 🙄
Maybe he was talking about Dylan Mulvaney?
“how to tips”
Nothing on increasing length or did I miss it? Maybe I should get one of those vacusuck thingys they used to advertise in the back of the finer pornzines like Swank or Cherry.
LOL @ Anna…
Our President does seem to be deteriorating faster.
Good Morning all.
As does our country. 😒
To be fair, we haven’t given Blackberry a chance to explain what Joe meant. I’m confident that she’ll be in the know.
Blackberry may be out of work soon, I hear Google is actively hiring engineers to work on the Biden-to-English translations.
LOL. I think AI is writing Fox news stories again.
Never mind the bollocks.
They made you a moron 🎵
Don’t think I haven’t fallen for your subtle advances. Beguiling and seductive, each reply I read is a siren’s song, drawing me in ever closer…..
whaddup doh’
Good morning, Spud!
Thanks for the informative graphic. It all makes sense now.
Crikey.
No kidding. It’s getting better and better. Soon he’ll go full Tourette’s and just start spewing profanities. The shit flinging won’t be far behind.
Kind of a metaphor for our current trajectory.
Guess we’ll have to break the news
That he’s got no mind to lose
Great song. Bad president.
My mom made crepes and she has been making them for 50 yeara, still there seems to be a rule that the first one does not come out right. All subsequent ones do.
Kinda like when I peel boiled AIGS….one is almost always a throw-away.
Boil old eggs.
The first one is for the dog/s — any fule know that.
Same rule for pancakes.
Authentic frontier gibberish
OFFS!! Nobody “works from bed”.
Winston’s Mom would like a word with you.
This is why I should refresh and not do multiple things on my computer.
Word for word, too. Plagiarist.
I think the squirrels are learning new tricks. AI squirrels?
Winston’s Mom would like a word with you.
Winston’s Mom would like a word with you.
(Firsting is for losers and sycophants. Real men third.)
Mornin’, reprobates!
Four wheels good, two wheels bad?
Also, this is the proper tune for today’s links (NSFW):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6c–uavNaKI
Thanks for the music, Spud, gave me some good vibrations.
Hope your knee is back working now.
You made me think of this.
In our internal memo’s, we say Jewminati.
Huh, crickets are loud out here.
“crickets are loud out here.”
That’ll be the day.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9mDGcxbAusg
The Biden speech: If this is the one where he’s talking about pistol braces changing the caliber of the weapon the God save the queen stuff isn’t even the worst part.
My googling is weak. Do you have a link to Biden saying that? TY in advance.
Been out , I’ll look-it’s hard to find
That is, indeed, the one.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2023/06/the-week-in-pictures-pride-and-no-prejudice-edition.php
I don’t get this one.
https://www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2023/06/Screenshot-2023-06-15-at-11.46.52-AM.png
🤷♀️
Biden was talking about a train across the Pacific this week.
To be fair, Joe didn’t get it either.
Best
https://www.powerlineblog.com/ed-assets/2023/06/Screenshot-2023-06-15-at-7.16.29-PM.png
Maybe Joe can adopt this as his processional
I’m partial to this version.
That’s what people who work from home will look like?
Maybe if they’re digging coal in their basements.
It seems.there are birds that made nests on the vegetation on the lake… Seems weird to me.
You need a gator.
I need the water authority to clean the damn lake it did not have this kind of vegetation until a few years ago
Has Doktor Grandma explained her patient’s behavior yet?
What does he Know?
Sen. Tim Scott (R-S.C.) took a jab at former President Obama this week after the Democrat criticized the declared 2024 GOP presidential contender over his remarks about race and racial progress in the country.
“Let us not forget we are a land of opportunity, not a land of oppression. Democrats deny our progress to protect their power. The Left wants you to believe faith in America is a fraud and progress in our nation is a myth,” Scott said in a statement Thursday.
“The truth of MY life disproves the lies of the radical Left. We live in a country where little Black and Brown boys and girls can be President of the United States. The truth is – we’ve had one and the good news is – we will have another,” he added.
The South Carolina Republican’s remarks are in response to comments Obama made during a podcast interview with his former White House senior adviser David Axelrod published Thursday. The former president, who was asked about Scott’s messaging on race, suggested Scott was not offering solutions for how to tackle systematic racism within the country or acknowledging the difficulties Black Americans face.
Barack Obama- the poster boy of black oppression in America.
The irony is Obama isn’t even descended from former slaves. Not to mention enslaved people came from west Africa, not Kenya.
Similarly with Kamala, whose black father was from Jamaica. But they’re real black Americans, unlike Tim Scott or Clarence Thomas.
What does that Gullah trash Thomas know about being black?
/derp
The former president elaborated that a real “solution for how to tackle systematic racism” involves stirring up racial resentment to an degree not seen a half century. “I did this!” he concluded.
God save (us from) President Harris.
Swiss cyclist Gino Mader has died at the age of 26 after crashing on stage five of the Tour de Suisse.
The Team Bahrain Victorious rider was involved in a high-speed crash with American Magnus Sheffield, 21, on Thursday on the descent of the Albula Pass and fell into a ravine.
https://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/65926606
God save (us from) President Harris.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
“Pete Davidson officially charged with reckless driving after crashing his Mercedes into a Beverly Hills home forcing it to be DEMOLISHED
The home had to subsequently be completely demolished due to the crash impact and the homes foundation was taken down to ground zero, pictures have revealed.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12204033/Pete-Davidson-officially-charged-reckless-driving-crashing-Mercedes-home.html
Was it made out of gingerbread?
Yeah, that makes no sense.
“And so if a Republican, who may even be sincere in saying, ‘I want us all to live together,’ doesn’t have a plan for how do we address crippling generational poverty that is a consequence of hundreds of years of racism in this society, and we need to do something about that. If that candidate is not willing to acknowledge that, again and again, we’ve seen discrimination in everything from … getting a job to buying a house to how the criminal justice system operates,” Obama said.
Whips and chains.
“Countries with the tallest women revealed… and neither Britain or the US rank within the top 20”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12188725/Countries-tallest-women-revealed-neither-Britain-rank-20.html
https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/1291509085855260672-png__700.jpg
They can’t even define a woman, how the fuck can they measure them?
From the tip of the dick to the top of the head
Guatemala is suspiciously missing from that list
Back on track
Former President Barack Obama will sit down with CNN’s Chief International Anchor Christiane Amanpour for an exclusive in-depth conversation about the state of democracy that will air June 22 at 10 p.m. ET.
Amanpour and Obama will speak in Athens – a symbolic setting of democracy – during the former president’s visit to the city with his Obama Foundation. The interview will air across a special program, “Obama & Amanpour: Will Democracy Win?”
The two will discuss the threats to US democracy as the 2024 presidential race heats up amid the ongoing controversies around former US President Donald Trump, specifically his continued falsehoods about the 2020 presidential election and various affronts to democratic safeguards in the US.
Obama and Amanpour will discuss election denialism among Republican lawmakers, voting rights and the often-corrosive role of social media.
Amanpour will also speak with Obama about his position on how the fight to protect democracy around the world can be won amid the ongoing war in Ukraine.
President Obama, do you agree with the proposition that America is an inherently irredeemable racist dictatorship? Isn’t it true that the 22nd Amendment was put in place specifically to thwart your attempts to teach white people not to hate?
JFC the chutzpah on that guy.
Yeah, that makes no sense.
Judging by the damage to the car, it was a doghouse.
I’d believe foundation damage pushed the owners to do the total renovation they were already contemplating
*I would believe
What do you say to a 94 y.o. friend who just lost his 79 y.o. wife who was his caregiver as he advanced into senility? She was still sharp, took care of him, great extrovert (a former Miss Pennsylvania) who died suddenly. Have to leave for the service in 10 minutes. I hope he remembers who I am.
Maybe not much more than “How are you?” 🙁
Damn. Sorry to read that.
Sorry 🙁
Classic Philly Man’ Gives News Interview, And People Can’t Get Over His Accent
It’s more than just him in the video. A Philly accent changes by class. Decades of living in metro NYC has morphed mine into something more generic northeast.
Basking in the light of love
They waved to a handful of people waving back. They basked in the scattered cheers. They swept dramatically off the field smiling with painted faces and swooshing their blue and black habits.
Outside the gates, several thousand were protesting their existence. Throughout the Catholic community, thousands more showered them with scolding prayers and calls for boycotts.
They didn’t listen. They didn’t run. They didn’t cave. The Dodgers, who caved once, didn’t cave again.
In a four-minute ceremony that was the culmination of three weeks of controversy, the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence activist organization was finally honored as the highlight of the Dodgers’ 10th annual LGBTQ+ Pride Night.
You could have heard a pin drop. You could have seen hearts soar.
“The stands were more empty than filled, but the mood was warm and happy,” said Sister Unity after a ceremony that was held earlier than most Dodgers pregame events. “People were happy, people were friendly, the sun was shining, the grass was green, and now we have baseball and hot dogs, it’s L.A. at its best.”
The ceremony was held much earlier than the Dodgers normally hold their pregame events because of what the Dodgers claim were safety reasons. There were extra police lining the stands. It didn’t matter. There was no fear. The Sisters weren’t going anywhere.
*dabs tear*
You will endorse their lifestyle.
And let’s be frank, the Sisters are explicitly blasphemous to Catholics. It’s not even humorous, it’s a straight up insult.
I dare them to do that to Muslims.
Look fat… if you want to be certain that a baseball team has queers’ back, you have to expect a little blasphemy. Just shut up and clap your hands.
As you probably know by now, the previously anonymous Sisters are a satirical performance and activist organization that uses humor, drag and religious imagery to call attention to sexuality intolerance.
Okay, then. Mock on.
https://twitter.com/TimRunsHisMouth/status/1669924417118371842
There should be a debate between him and Biden.
Wrong!
The correct answer was 42.
You will endorse their lifestyle.
Mock not, lest ye be mocked.
It’s all so fucking stupid. Who gives shit what other people do? Oh, right. Every-fucking-body.
Unless you receive popular endorsement of your sexual proclivities, no matter how strange the fetish, you’re being oppressed.
I dare them to do that to Muslims.
What’s a few beheadings and dismemberments more or less?
Bear uprising
An Arizona man died Friday after he was attacked by a black bear that dragged him down an embankment before it was fatally shot by a neighbor, officials said.
Steven Jackson, 66, died in an unprovoked attack Friday morning in a wooded area of Yavapai County, the county sheriff’s office said.
Jackson, of Tucson, was sitting at a table having a coffee on a site where he was building a cabin when the adult male bear attacked him, the sheriff’s office said.
There was a struggle, and Jackson called out for help and neighbors responded, Sheriff David Rhodes said.
“They tried to get the bear to stop attacking him, there was honking horns, different things they were doing,” Rhodes said. “There was no success in stopping the attack.”
The bear dragged Jackson about 75 feet down an embankment before a neighbor arrived with a rifle and shot the animal to stop the attack, Rhodes said. By that time Jackson was dead.
Another pic-a-nic basket desert.
“ there was honking horns, different things they were doing”
I’ll stop that bear!
Now where’s my trumpet?
mock-star: At around 35 sec he starts into that mentioned above, couldn’t find the raw clip:
https://youtu.be/u9GvEV-aQOE
I think I see what he was trying to say now but it’s still damn stupid.
Ha! Found the full raw link but I’m not gonna slog thru it. Here it is if you’re interested:
https://www.youtube.com/live/Ge9Ykc6Z_w0?feature=share
I thank you
Risk assessment is not part of the curriculum
This is hardly a scientific sampling, but a high school teacher in the Dallas area tells me that her students have two big worries.
One is getting shot to death. The other is seeing their neighborhood burn up due to climate change.
You don’t have to be young to fear gun violence, but the prospect that the planet may become unlivable is of special concern to those who plan to inhabit it for a good while.
And this brings us to a remarkable lawsuit initiated by a group of Montana residents between the ages of 5 and 22.
They charge that Montana’s fossil fuel fetish is destroying the state’s natural splendor, ruining cultural customs and creating an unhealthy environment.
These kids should be suing the people who fill their heads with these terroristic hobgoblin tales.
Look man, the Jews are going to eat all the children. We have to do something about it before it happens!
/Germany-1932
The kids ain’t alright.
“Guns are the #1 killer of kids in America.
More than car accidents and more than cancer. We can’t let that become just another statistic.
Let’s ban AR-15-style firearms and other assault weapons.”
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1669843546919124992
CWAA
Without even looking I’m confident that claim involves a loose definition of “child” and would change a lot by dropping, say, Chicago out of the stats.
Suicides are the major contributing factor.
And for some strange reason, suicides among children started spiking in 2020. I can’t possibly understand why that is.
The only kid who committed suicide in my high school hung himself. We should ban rope.
ISTR he allegedly used a dog choke chain and a tree, which is just horrific.
I figure “youth” on “youth” crime in big cities world be a big chunk.
None of which involve long guns, AR or otherwise.
We get why much of Montana has become a giant mining pit for coal. It is the fifth biggest producer of coal. But the world is transitioning from fossil fuels to clean energy, and there’s no turning back.
She claimed, without evidence.
“clean” energy
LOL these people are so shameless.
“BIG: Halderman Report Reveals Georgia’s Dominion Voting Machines Can be Hacked, Votes Can Be Changed, Elections Can Be Altered! – SOS Raffensperger Hid the Report and Now Will Not Install Security Patches for 2024 Election”
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/06/update-halderman-report-reveals-georgias-dominion-voting-machines/
https://twitter.com/DC_Draino/status/1669769446460907521
Killer in your kitchen
When the blue flame fires up on a gas stove, there’s more than heat coming off the burner. Researchers at Stanford University found that among the pollutants emitted from stoves is benzene, which is linked to cancer.
Levels of benzene can reach higher than those found in secondhand tobacco smoke and the benzene pollution can spread throughout a home, according to the research.
The findings add to a growing body of scientific evidence showing that emissions within the home are more harmful than gas stove owners have been led to believe. And it comes as stoves have been dragged into the country’s ongoing culture wars.
Just look at the numbers. Chefs are dying like flies. Cooking with gas is more dangerous than an Elizabethan coal pit.
I should probably prioritize getting that hookup run to my kitchen. And buy that range even if I’m not quite ready.
Me too. Wood stove install separate from fireplace/insert too. But that one might be already too late somewhat.
Just one more excuse for the wife to say “let’s go out to eat tonight.”
“Realtor helps LGBTQ+ Texans leave state through ‘rainbow Underground Railroad'”
https://twitter.com/kfor/status/1669543614039441408
Not the Bee.
We obviously need a Fugitive Fag Act
I confess I LOL’d.
And for some strange reason, suicides among children started spiking in 2020. I can’t possibly understand why that is.
Despair over white supremacism and the death of democracy.
Medical experts are starting to take stands against cooking with gas. Nitrogen dioxide emissions have been the biggest concern, because they can trigger respiratory diseases, like asthma. The American Public Health Association has labeled gas cooking stoves “a public health concern,” and the American Medical Association warns that cooking with gas increases the risk of childhood asthma.
If NPR’s stable of medical experts released a study claiming eating dog shit off the sidewalk is bad for you I’d be skeptical.
Nobody wants to take away your gas stoves.
ISTR that the study they’re all relying on involved completely sealing the room with plastic and then sampling the air.
Real-world conditions, IOW.
Don’t any of these people have exhaust hoods over their stoves?
I mean, criminy, I’ve got one and I use an electric stove.
Dumbasses.
Is that what killed Divine?
Justice for Plath!
Amazingly convenient timing for an outfit I have never heard of to cough up a position supportive of the current administration’s latest fantasy power grab.
Nobody wants to take away your gas stoves.
If they did, it would be for your own good, because you’re too dumb and feckless to be allowed to think for yourself.
“It’s Not Happening and It’s Good That It Is”
Is that what killed Divine?
Without doubt. It couldn’t have been heart disease. John Waters should have been charged with manslaughter, at the very least.
But if you’re worried about pollution from cooking with a gas stove, there are some things you can do. The most obvious is to stop cooking with gas and switch to electric.
There are campaigns underway to encourage people to do that, both for health and climate reasons. The main ingredient in natural gas is methane, which leaks into the atmosphere all along the gas supply chain and is a potent greenhouse gas.
Vegans eat all their food raw, right? Switch to veganism. It’s healthier for you, anyway.
I’ve been producing methane all morning.
I’m not sure which is worse, Joe Biden or making a “news” story out of clipping Twitter responses.