1520 Main โ€“ Chapter 41

by | Jul 21, 2023 | Fiction, Prohibition | 80 comments

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PART II
ELEVATOR TO THE GALLOWS


41

MARINA CONTINUED TO float along like a dust mote, looking at people blankly when they congratulated her. She couldnโ€™t muster up the barest of polite responses, not even to Boss Tom, whom she knew she must. She simply stared through him, unblinking until he pulled her close to hug her and whisper, โ€œIโ€™m sorry,โ€ in her ear. Mrs. Pendergast went on about what an adorable girl she was and what pretty babies Marina and Trey would make. So far as Marina could tell, the Pendergasts were absolutely sincere. Mob bosses probably didnโ€™t say โ€œIโ€™m sorryโ€ much.

Treyโ€™s grandparents were falling all over themselves to make her feel welcome and loved, but she didnโ€™t. The Laziasย โ€ฆย In all the explanations the Albrights gave her, she didnโ€™t know why they were there. They werenโ€™t Treyโ€™s friends or allies and it was clear they werenโ€™t happy to be present. They were both chilly, their smiles devoid of warmth.

The cake was delicious. She couldnโ€™t taste it.

The punch was grape-flavored. She didnโ€™t like it.

The oatmeal raisin cookies had been made by a master baker. She hated oatmeal and raisins.

The macaroons were too sweet. She wouldโ€™ve used more coconut.

The atmosphere was tense. Everyone scattered as soon as possible.

Sister Albright practically had to drag Dot out by her hair.

It must be one thing, she thought vaguely as she sat in a strangerโ€™s car on the way to a house she had never seen that that stranger had bought just for her, to have sinned and borne the consequences. It was another to have been forced into sin, not remember any of it, then beaten, reviled, and cast out for it.

Her belt-buckle wounds were trying to scab over, but Marina scratched and picked at them when she was upset. Sister Albright and Dot had tried to keep her from doing it, but she couldnโ€™t stop. Not now.

As they approached Hospital Hill and drove past General Hospital, the storm abated. By the time Trey parked in front of a cluster of cute little houses two blocks from the hospital, it had stopped and the sun had begun to burn off the moisture. Trey got out and came around, handing Marina out, holding onto her, which was fortunate.

โ€œWhatโ€™s this here, Marina?โ€ he asked softly, looking at her sleeve.

โ€œI have a sore,โ€ she muttered. โ€œI scratched.โ€

โ€œGot your pretty dress all stained.โ€

She shrugged listlessly.

โ€œOh. Wellย โ€ฆย โ€ He hesitated. โ€œUh, anyway, thereโ€™s our house. That one,โ€ he murmured, pointing directly across the street.

He hadnโ€™t lied about it. It was adorable, making her forget about her sore and the blood stain. She stared at the navy siding and crisp white gingerbread trim around gleaming beveled-glass windows. The front wall consisted entirely of a deep bay window through which she could see white sheers flanked by what she thought were white-and-royal blue tromp lโ€™oeil curtains. The roof was steeply pitched with a small square box jutting skyward from the back half of the house, two small white-shutter-flanked windows on either side of the roof peak.

The long, narrow, covered porch was to the side, set back so far away from the street and flanked by so many big hedges that it was nearly invisible. Marina crossed the street and walked down the sidewalk. The front door was even farther back, cloaked in the hedgesโ€™ shadows, which felt secure instead of threatening. It was a pretty door, its dark polished walnut framing a lovely beveled-glass window.

Trey slipped around her to unlock it and hold it open for her. She stopped cold just two steps into the vestibule. She looked around, then put her trembling fingertips to her open mouth.

โ€œWelcome home, Marina,โ€ he said softly.

Home. This was her home. She would live in this, this, this utterly beautiful place with the most beautiful built-ins and furniture she had ever seen in a private home. No matter how grand and lovely the Albrightsโ€™ house was, they didnโ€™t have things this nice because their rowdy boys destroyed everything. It hit her like a ton of bricks: this was hers, not a room in a parsonage where she was little more than an indentured servant (albeit a content one) and not a guest in a house she couldnโ€™t leave because she had nowhere to go.

It was beautiful, but it was magnificent because it was hers.

โ€œYou did this for me?โ€ she croaked.

โ€œYeah, I live at the speak. Lived. I, uhย โ€ฆย itโ€™s not as big as I wanted to get you, but I gotta be careful with the money and whatnot. I, uhย โ€ฆย we ainโ€™t but the two of us, with just enough room for a baby.โ€

โ€œThatโ€™s a radio.โ€

โ€œYour daddyโ€™s.โ€

โ€œYouย โ€ฆย stole it from him?โ€

โ€œYeh. Your daddyโ€™s stash of cash paid for this house anโ€™ your car. But donโ€™t let that slip to nobody, โ€™cuz Boss Tom donโ€™t know all what your daddy had.โ€

โ€œOh. Um. All right.โ€

โ€œGoโ€™t the kitchen and see if itโ€™s big enough.โ€

In the back of her mind, Marina understood he was anxious. โ€œSmall is easier to keep,โ€ she whispered, not sure whether to be horrified by the fact that Father had had that much money or that Trey had stolen it from both him and Boss Tom. She had learned a lot about Boss Tom Pendergast in the last few weeks, enough to know one did not trespass him without dire consequences. She moved her feet toward the back, through the small dining room with a beautiful round oak table, into an equally beautiful kitchen, sparkling with white built-in cupboards, including a Hoosier. There was a brand new stove andโ€”

โ€œIs thatย โ€ฆโ€ she began, gaping at it, โ€œย โ€ฆย a refrigerator? With a freezer?โ€

โ€œI donโ€™t hold with iceboxes when thereโ€™s these things.โ€

โ€œThose areโ€”โ€ She couldnโ€™t speak. Mother had wanted one for the longest time but Father claimed it was vanity to own such an expensive thing. Now, thanks to Bishop Albright, Marina knew โ€œvanityโ€ meant he wanted that money for more fine things and women. And radios. โ€œโ€”expensive,โ€ she finished weakly.

โ€œI bought a smaller house so I could have the freezer,โ€ he said apologetically. โ€œWalkinโ€™ around flashinโ€™ cash anโ€™ livinโ€™ it up with big houses and whatnot is invitinโ€™ any cat with a grudge or a green streak to try to take it away. My clothes are upper-middlinโ€™, same as the speakยญeasy, but otherwise, I try to lie as low as possible, so cats donโ€™t know how much money I really got anโ€™ where itโ€™s coming from.โ€ He paused. โ€œHope you donโ€™t mind itโ€™s not so grand as I should provide for you.โ€

She went to the refrigerator and opened it. A blast of cold, dry air hit her, which was most welcome. โ€œNo, no I donโ€™t mind at all.โ€

โ€œThereโ€™s a new washer out on the back porch.โ€

That was when Marina could finally bear to look at him. Hat in hand, he looked as anxious as he sounded, which was not familiar to her. Nor was his speech, which was oddly endearing.

Her brow wrinkled. โ€œBishop said you wanted to marry me, but Boss Tom wouldnโ€™t let you and then he did. I thought he was saying that to make me feel better.โ€

Trey shook his head.

โ€œYou really did want to court me before you made the bet?โ€

He nodded. โ€œNo matter how we got here, weโ€™re here anโ€™ Iโ€™m glad. Might as well make the best of it. I got money, but Iโ€™m a little bit of a tightwad. I got plans, anโ€™ so Iย โ€ฆย โ€

She gestured weakly at the refrigerator.

He shrugged. โ€œBuy once, cry once. Learned that the hard way.โ€ He laughed bitterly. โ€œI learn everything the hard way, mostly just โ€™cuz Iโ€™m a stupid shit.โ€

โ€œYouโ€™re not stupid!โ€ she gasped, appalled to hear such an awful thing come out of the mouth of the smartest person sheโ€™d ever met.

โ€œI was stupid to take that bet without getting all the details worked out up front and to my satisfaction.โ€

โ€œIf you had, would you still have taken it?โ€

โ€œYes,โ€ he growled. She bit her lip. โ€œIโ€™m a bad man, Marina,โ€ he said with a tiny snarl. โ€œI want what I want anโ€™ Iโ€™mma get it any way I need to. Legal, illegal, moral, immoral, I do not care. I wanted my speak and I wanted you.โ€

โ€œIn that order,โ€ she said softly, unable to be offended, but it begged to be said.

โ€œSome days yes, some days no.โ€

โ€œBut you didnโ€™t drug me,โ€ she reminded him. โ€œIf you were that ruthless, you would have.โ€

He was a little stymied by that. โ€œWell, fact remains, I was determined to get you pregnant and I did. I didnโ€™t really cotton on to the fact that Iโ€™d be yanking you into the heart of the Machine and making you the wife of an underboss, but here we are anโ€™ I ainโ€™t lettinโ€™ you go.โ€

She glanced pointedly around the kitchen. โ€œYou didnโ€™t have to do all this.โ€

โ€œBesides they make our life easier, the wife of an underboss has to have these things. It ainโ€™t just for our convenience. Itโ€™s for appearances. I can live in my dump of an office and share a bathroom with a dozen whoresโ€”โ€

She flinched.

โ€œโ€”but my wife anโ€™ baby canโ€™t.โ€

โ€œYou just said you didnโ€™t want anybody to knowโ€”โ€

โ€œSugga, Boss Tom lives in one of the biggest mansions on Ward Parkway. John Laziaโ€™s got two houses, one on a lake and speedboats to go with it, and lives in a high-class hotel โ€™cuz heโ€™s a flashy front for the real power in Little Italy, who live modestly. Quietly. They hide behind Laziaโ€™s ostentatiousness and pull the strings. I got a lotta money, Sugga, but not enough power, nobody to hide behind, and Iโ€™m not threatening enough to keep people off my back. So I hide behind being modest because I have to, not because Iโ€™m naturally that way. This house says I can provide for a family, but that I donโ€™t have the cash to buy a grand house even though I do. Iโ€™m protecting myself. But I am not going without a freezer, and no cat in town would blame me.โ€

Marina numbly turned away to climb the back staircase, which turned once before opening into a small square landing, each of the other three walls with an open door. The bedroom on her left was dominated by a gleaming new sleigh bed. The bedroom on her right was unfurnished save for a baby crib and buggy, but Marinaโ€™s bags were sitting there waiting to be unpacked. The bathroom, straight ahead and narrow, was also plain, with white beadboard walls to within a foot of the ceiling capped by a plate rail, a white-and-black hexagon tile floor, a white sink on a spotless chrome base, an oversized claw-foot tub with a curtain and aโ€” She gasped. โ€œA shower,โ€ she whispered in awe.

โ€œYeah,โ€ Trey said gruffly from behind her. โ€œI like my baths, but they ainโ€™t quick enough sometimes.โ€

She gulped. โ€œTrey, Iย โ€ฆย โ€ She couldnโ€™t think of one word to say.

โ€œI want you to be comfortable and maybe happy, but I ainโ€™t gonna lie anโ€™ say I did all this for you. I want my wife to do her job but itโ€™s easier for people to do a good job if they got good tools.โ€

Marina nodded in understanding and relief. Yes, her job was to be a good wife, and she was well prepared to do that. It would, indeed, be easier to do it with the tools Trey was giving her, including a small home that would not demand as much attention as the parsonage.

โ€œCโ€™mon down and see the car.โ€

That was something Mother had not had, either. Father had never allowed her to learn how to drive, even, but that was likely because he didnโ€™t want her to catch him out with one of his floozies. In fact, Marina couldnโ€™t think of one woman in her congregation who could drive. Sister Albright was the first woman sheโ€™d ever met who could not only drive, but had her own car. Oh, how she wished she could show Mother this, to flaunt it, to punish her for her cruelty to both Marina and her real mother.

โ€œWhere are my parents?โ€ she asked abruptly as she followed Trey back down the stairs, through the back porch, where she stopped and gaped at the automatic wringer washer, and out to the cute but tiny back yard.

โ€œWhich ones?โ€

โ€œUmย โ€ฆย grandparents.โ€

โ€œDonโ€™t know.โ€ He paused. โ€œYou want me to try to find your real ones?โ€

โ€œUmย โ€ฆย yes. Please. Iย โ€ฆย have to know.โ€

โ€œAโ€™ight.โ€

There was a tiny outbuilding at the back of the lot, the sidewalk going past to the alley, where a Model T sat, polished and shiny, seeming to wait for her.

โ€œIt ainโ€™t new,โ€ he said matter-of-factly, โ€œor fancyโ€”appearancesโ€”but itโ€™s only two years old and it runs good. You can go shopping or whatnot and thereโ€™s room in the back for a baby toโ€” Well, honestly, I donโ€™t know how you drive around cartinโ€™ a newborn.โ€

Marina gulped. It wasnโ€™t as fine as the car Father drove and definitely not as fine as Treyโ€™s, but it was hers. She could go anywhere, do anything, at any time. She didnโ€™t need permission. She didnโ€™t have to depend on the bus. She didnโ€™t have to wait for Trey to pick her up. She could go to Dotโ€™s church if she wanted, and her activities, dance, have fun and play like they did.

And best of all, she didnโ€™t have to walk to the grocery store anymore!

She was permanently bound to a personโ€”a person who liked her and was kind to herโ€”but suddenly, she was free! No woman she knew had that kind of freedom, except Sister Albright.

But the only thing she could say was, โ€œThank you.โ€

โ€œLeast I could do.โ€

Most men wouldnโ€™t even do that much. That said, it took money to run a household and she had to have some to do her job right. โ€œPin money?โ€

He nodded. โ€œI didnโ€™t know how much women usually get anโ€™ it waโ€™nโ€™t polite to ask anybody whoโ€™d have any. I know the speakโ€™s expenses, so I pulled down from that. I figured one-fifty a month, not countinโ€™ utilitiesโ€”โ€ Her mouth dropped open. Again. Her face might as well freeze that way. Itโ€™d be more efficient. โ€œโ€”oughta take care oโ€™ the house anโ€™ whatever you need or want. Baby cominโ€™ anโ€™ all.โ€

โ€œOh golly gee whiz,โ€ she whispered, her eyes wide, a hand to her chest.

He scowled. โ€œThatโ€™s my budget anโ€™ not a penny more.โ€

โ€œTrey, fiftyโ€” Umm, fifty is generous. One-fifty isย โ€ฆย I canโ€™tโ€” Oh, my goodness.โ€

He harrumphed. โ€œThen pay the utilities with it and save the rest.โ€

โ€œPay the utilities?โ€ she gasped, horrified.

He immediately looked confused. โ€œYeah. You keep the house books. Innโ€™at what wives do?โ€

โ€œNo,โ€ she squeaked again, her register climbing. โ€œThe husband does that. The wife only has enough for household expenses and a few trinkets. Some women only have enough for trinkets. Not Sister Albright, but theyโ€™reโ€”โ€

โ€œWell I ainโ€™t doinโ€™ the house books so Iโ€™ll teach you. I got enough bookkeeping on my plate.โ€

This nightmare was turning into a pleasant dream, but still a dream she would awaken from and await the day she had the baby and was turned out to be a maid or dressmaker. โ€œI took bookkeeping, butโ€”โ€

โ€œOh yeah? Even better. You got open accounts at Emery, Bird, and Thayer, and Harzfeldโ€™s. Jones and Macyโ€™s, too. You gotta dress better. Part oโ€™ my image. I canโ€™t have you lookinโ€™ like a middlinโ€™ preacherโ€™s daughter whose folks are deliberately keepinโ€™ her ugly, shovinโ€™ her up against a looker like Dot.โ€

Oh. Thatย โ€ฆย hurt.

โ€œNow, you all gussied up like yโ€™are now? I like that, you turned out the way I knew you could be. Thatโ€™s good anโ€™ all, but you ainโ€™t got the wardrobe yet. Somethinโ€™ like Dotโ€™s, never wearinโ€™ the same thing twice.โ€

โ€œYou noticed her clothes?โ€ she breathed, almost devastated to know Trey did notice Dot was โ€œa looker.โ€

โ€œโ€™Course I did. I gotta know who Iโ€™m dealinโ€™ with anโ€™ clothes tell me a whole helluva lotta things people donโ€™t know theyโ€™re sayinโ€™.โ€

That made her brain tired. โ€œThatโ€™s not part of the pin money?โ€

โ€œNo. Thatโ€™s me providing for my wife. But for Godโ€™s sake, lose the trousers.โ€

โ€œSister Albright gave them to people whom they flattered.โ€

โ€œGood. You can take Dot and go shoppinโ€™ or somethinโ€™.โ€

โ€œButโ€”โ€

โ€œMarina, I ainโ€™t richโ€”yetโ€”but I gotta spend money to make money and your job is to help make me look good. Speakinโ€™ of, I gotta go to work. Remember my rule: You stay offa Main Street south oโ€™ 14th Street.โ€

Then he was gone after having dropped a kiss on her forehead so quickly she thought sheโ€™d imagined it. She turned around in this quiet, beautiful little house in a quiet, beautiful little neighborhood except for the ambulances going to the hospital, then plopped into a beautiful big overstuffed chair because her legs could no longer hold her up.

So much.
So beautiful.
All hers.
No need to ask permission forย โ€ฆย anything.
Everything paid for.
A house.
A freezer.
A radio.
A car.
Anything her heart desiredย โ€ฆ

 

A baby.

 

 

 

That was when she began to cry.

41


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80 Comments

  1. The Bearded Hobbit

    I’m not a fan of raisin cookies, either.

    • pistoffnick

      *high fives The Bearded Hobbit*

      Why ruin a perfectly good grape?

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; everyone knows grapes are for wine.

      • Mojeaux

        I love raisins. Can’t stand grapes. I thought it was funny to make her like grape pop, but hate raisins.

      • Fourscore

        Raisins in the oatmeal, a dash of honey, a Fourscore breakfast

      • rhywun

        Heh.

        I’m with Marina.

    • MikeS

      Good oatmeal raisin cookies are sublime.

      • UnCivilServant

        They have to be chewy. Then there’s little that can beat them.

      • pistoffnick

        No. Just no.

      • Tundra

        FUCK YOU NICK!

        (You know the gloves are dropped, right?)

      • Gender Traitor

        And they’re healthy because oatmeal! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ/rationalization

      • MikeS

        That’s the spirit!

  2. juris imprudent

    Trey should have her read some Lewis Carroll – she could relate to going through the looking-glass.

  3. Sean

    Boss Tom’s apology is a bit of a surprise.

    • Mojeaux

      IRL, he was a gracious loser and he had two little girls he loved dearly. I don’t have any problem believing he might have apologized to Marina.

  4. Fourscore

    I’m amazed how quickly a 16 year old sheltered girl adjusted to married life and being a housewife. The 16 year olds I knew (my daughter and friends) weren’t ready for algebra and certainly not prepared for marriage.

    Thanks Moj, I learn something everyday, almost.

    • Mojeaux

      Some girls were just raised to be housewives. I was. I might not have adjusted to marriage quite so quickly, but I would’ve been able to keep a house on a second’s notice.

      As for Marina adjusting to marriage, she goes with the flow, not because she wants to or doesn’t want to, but because it doesn’t occur to her to want anything different from what the people around her want her to do. IOW, she does what she’s told and goes where she’s directed.

      This changes.

      • rhywun

        Heh, I bet it does.

      • MikeS

        ๐Ÿฟ

  5. KK, Non-Man

    A Zoom without Moj is like asparagus without hollandaise

    • Mojeaux

      Awwwwwwwwwww. ๐Ÿฅฐ

      Sorry. Workin’.

      Getting pissed off at “…wean off hydrocodone to avoid addiction…” bullshit.

      • rhywun

        I guess it depends on are they using it for pain relief? I don’t know much about that one.

        I think I’m weaned off nicotine, finally. It feels pretty good.

      • Mojeaux

        2 patients, back to back, 1.5 months postop knee replacements.

        I’m sorry. At 1.5 months postop knee replacements, they shouldn’t be saying, “Oh, just take a couple of Tylenol.”

      • kinnath

        My wife had both knees replaced within a week of each other. Things went sideways with recovery, so she wasn’t release until nearly a month after the first surgery.

        And yes, she was off the opiods with a couple of weeks of discharge.

        And the techniques have gotten must less intrusive over the last 20 years.

        In summary, off opiods 1.5 months post surgery is not surprising to me.

        Also, note that I blew out my quadriceps tendon and required surgery not that dissimilar to knee replacement. I was off the opiods within days of going home.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a very high tolerance for pain (thank you, ginger ancestor!), so I don’t need opioids for the most part. However, after my hysterectomy, I had complications and so I had fentanyl on a pain pump. I used that fucker as liberally as they would let me, but I only needed it for about a day. It is an absolutely magical elixir and I let people know about my love of fentanyl because it’s funny to watch their expressions.

        Dilaudid makes me puke. The rest of the opioids don’t do anything for me bad or good.

        Other people have lower pain tolerance than I do, but I think artificially restricting people’s pain meds is A Bad Thing.

      • MikeS

        I too have a high pain tolerance and am very grateful. Over the years I’ve been given opioids a handful of times, but I never took more than one or two at the outset to take the edge off. I feel for people who legit need then and can’t get them. That’s evil.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have long thought I didn’t have much pain tolerance, but my gall bladder surgery made me rethink that.

      • rhywun

        I wouldn’t know, TBH.

        All I know is I got it once after a recent surgery and it made me nauseous so I said no thanks. The pain wasn’t super bad, thank goodness.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        It took three days to be rid of nicotine. It took years to break the habit of smoking.

        Also, I took hydrocodone daily for three months after my shoulder surgery. At the end I walked away, no withdrawals. DEA bullshit is bullshit.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        My dad gave me some advice one time:

        “There are certain breeds of dogs which require their tails to be chopped off. It doesn’t do you or the dog any favors to do it a little bit at a time.”

        Screw nicotine patches and gum; when it’s time to quit, quit. Don’t chop the tail off piece by piece.

      • rhywun

        I did the patch “step down” program. Finished three weeks ago. It works. There was no way cold turkey was ever going to work for me.

        I was motivated – I signed a lease on a “no smoking” apartment. I figured fuck it, it’s time.

      • Fourscore

        I cold turkeyed too, mainly because I was so sick with a respiratory illness that I didn’t want a smoke. A few days later, as I recovered I wanted a cigarette but I knew that it was time to quit. 48 years now.

      • MikeS

        A very bad chest cold was my impetus. I first went four days (because I didn’t really have a choice). Then thought, well, let’s go for a full week. Ok, how about a month… Been about 12 1/2 years now.

      • rhywun

        It took years to break the habit of smoking.

        I still reach for my Juul every once in a while.

        Mornings and after meals are the worst.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        Yup, “the habit”.

        I used to do a lot of business on the phone. It would ring and I’d pat my pocket for a pack of smokes.

        And after meals;, sometimes I still get the urge.

      • MikeS

        That’s awesome, rhy’! Good for you.

  6. Tundra

    I couldn’t sleep last night (this morning). Thought some Mo might help chill me out.

    Nope.

    Still glad they are all loaded in the Kindle.

    • Mojeaux

      ๐Ÿ˜

    • rhywun

      Have a pretty good, very long explainer that touches on why the left gets a tingle with this stuff.

      TL;DR – it’s all on Obama.

    • Ownbestenemy

      All jokes aside, I think a female admiral is good…with actual proper training.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I hope you are right.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I’m letting ‘actual proper training” heavy lifting

    • Fourscore

      Wearing camo fatigues, it’s beyond a joke, like she’s going into jungle combat and won’t be seen.

      There’s a reason the military recruitment is having a tough time filling the ranks. I don’t think it’s necessarily a lack of patriotism. The nonsense stuff is just too hard to take.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Our diversity hire is only good enough for the #2 position, not #1”

  7. Don escaped Texas

    are there Vegas Glibs?

    • Mojeaux

      Pat and OBE, but catch OBE before he bails in September.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Just signed firm offer today. Road trip incoming mid Sept. Gonna see some family graves in a namesake town in way in Iowa

      • Mojeaux

        If you’re hitting the KC metro area on your way up to Iowa, gimme a holler.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well maybe. Hitting states we haven’t been to also. I’ve been to Missouri, Mrs hasn’t. So naturally we might.

      • kinnath

        I am in eastern Iowa

      • Fourscore

        Mid September is Honey Harvest time, meet a lot of Glibs in one place.

    • Don escaped Texas

      OBE
      Leon

      • Ownbestenemy

        Sup

      • Don escaped Texas

        sweet…drop me a line

        I’d so much rather make a connection than go to a show or gamble

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      OBE is in Henderson, which is nearby

      • Ownbestenemy

        For a month a half then I’m out.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ya if something frees up for sure. We have technical evaluations going on and I’m giving techs crash course on how to do my job.

  8. grrizzly

    Just watched a match with an MLS team for the first time in my life.

      • grrizzly

        Most of my income in the last two years came from knowing that realtors have something to do with MLS.

    • rhywun

      “Leagues Cup”? Some of that is on Fox Sports but not tonight. From tomorrow on.

      Watching the USA ladies vs. Vietnam.

      • creech

        Is the USA goalkeeper working on her cell phone or reading a book?

      • rhywun

        Pretty much.

  9. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Here’s some unbiased reporting. “After contentious meeting, SoCal school board passes bill putting LGBTQ youth at risk” https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/southern-california-school-board-new-lgbtq-policy-18254224.php

    The bill requires the school to notify parents if their kid wants to be a different gender. Even if we accept the premise that this would harm the Ts (I don’t), I don’t see how it impacts the other letters.

    • rhywun

      I get the motivation even if I think it’s seriously overblown.

      Some kids might not want to their folks to know. But the idea that in SoCal of all places MAGA Dad is gonna beat up his tranny kid is kind of ridiculous.

      But you know what those kids used to do? They zipped their lips. Ask me how I know.

      Alas, we live in an era of extreme narcissism and LOOK AT ME so I guess it’s too much to ask for kids to keep private stuff private.

      • John Nerfherder

        Youโ€™ve hit the nail on the head. If the kids donโ€™t feel comfortable proclaiming their new, shiny gender and remain quiet, they canโ€™t play public victim as easily.

        They might even keep it under wraps until the phase passes and weโ€™ve canโ€™t have that. Gotta get those kids sterilized before they mature.

      • Lackadaisical

        The bigger problem here is that we know, and no one disputes, is that tranny kids are at a story high risk of suicide. Not reporting that to the parents is a huge dereliction of duty for the schools and doesn’t actually serve the best interests of the child.

  10. Lackadaisical

    My garden got visited by a big mommy toad. I’ve got hundreds of baby toads now. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    Lots of bugs for them to eat… It was nice to enjoy the pond and garden this morning before it became scorching out.

    • Sean

      Our biological warfare program has stalled. The praying mantis egg hasn’t hatched yet. ๐Ÿ˜’

      • Lackadaisical

        I’ve never tried that. Where did you get it, and how long are they supposed to take to hatch?

      • Sean

        We order from EBay or Amazon. Supposed to be two to four weeks. I’m sure we’re past 4 now.

        The ladybugs we get arrive alive and seem to work pretty well.

      • Lackadaisical

        I get tons of mosquitos, I’m actually pretty sure it’s not from my pond or even my bromeliads.
        *. I check the tanks and spray them out, I’ve only ever seen one mosquito larva in them and only because I got lazy with my spraying, my pond had tons of larva before it started the filter going and put my fish in, which brought larva to zero. But… A few people in my neighborhood have defunct water fountains that they let water pool in. Plus it’s just Florida, and summer. Mosquitos are inevitable.

        Strangely, the HOA will bug the shit out of you for stuff that doesn’t matter, but looking into stagnant water that could actually cause health problems (we have malaria in the state now) they don’t seem keen on tackling.

        *Mosquito activity seems on par with last year when I didn’t have either

      • Lackadaisical

        Sounds like ladybugs are the better way to go, I guess depending on what you’re targeting. Hard to believe a mantis will eat enough bugs to make it worthwhile.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, Lack, and…ummm…Mr. Nerfherder! Happy Saturday to all of you, too!

      I agree about the unplugged version, but of course I’m a bit of a musical “outlier” around here. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  11. Gender Traitor

    It looks as if AM Substitute Lynx have been scheduled for 8 a.m. US Central (Daylight) time, so if there are any lurkers waiting around for them, you might as well pour yourself another cup of coffee, and we can chat amongst ourselves until then. ๐Ÿ˜„

  12. Fourscore

    Morning GT and all the thousands of lurkers, that I know are waiting for Glib words of wisdom to be forth coming.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20)! It looks as if someone has expedited things, and we have Lynx! See you over on the next page! ๐Ÿ˜