EP 1: GRAVITY MAN VS THE MUD MONSTER

by | Jul 5, 2023 | Comic, Film, Fun | 112 comments

The Adventures of Gravity Man has been a cartoon series I’ve wanted to make for over 20 years.ย  I first came up with the idea in high school.ย  I tried to get it produced by my college TV station.ย  I mailed a pitch to Cartoon Network. All that has ever come of it is the concept intro below using original artwork as well as footage from the public domain Superman cartoons that inspired it.ย  For the cartoon network pitch I wrote 3 10 minute scripts and outlined 2 13 episode seasons.ย  At first I will post these original scripts, but if there is interest I will write scripts for the other outlined episodes.ย  Enjoy.

INT. LABORATORY–NIGHT

THUNDERย  sounds and LIGHTNING flashes through the windows of the laboratory.ย  Various crazy science experiments line the tables.ย  Between two Tesla Coils is a heaping pile of MUD.ย  Dr. LOBO stands in front of the coils wearing a lab coat, rubber gloves and dark goggles.ย  His head is bald with tufts of hairย  sprouting from either side. LIGHTNINGย  AND THEN THUNDER crack again splashing the the doctor with a nefarious light.ย 

DR. LOBO

Once you live, no one will ever be able to call Dr. LEO LOBO mad again.

 

LOBO pulls a switch and the pile of MUD flashes and pulses.

 

DR. LOBO

Yes! Yes!

The MUD begins to form into a human shape.

 

DR. LOBO

It lives, it lives!

 

The MUD MONSTER breaks free of the enclosure and makes a loud roar. It raises its arms triumphantly with another flash and crack of lightning and thunder.

 

INT. METRO CITY METROPOLITAN NEWSPAPER-DAY

PEERLESS PALADIN, Gravity Man’s newspaper reporter alter-ego, sits at his desk in the Metro City Metropolitan, typing on his typewriter, pencils orbit around him.ย  MARGO METTLESOME walks up to his desk.

 

MARGO METTLESOME

Peerless, you see the latest on the wire?

There is some mud monster attacking the city.

PEERLESS PALADIN

No Margo, I was not paying attention. What is going on?

 

MARGO METTLESOME

Well, Peerless Paladin, you’re out of the loop,

there is a monster made out of mud attacking the city.

 

PEERLESS PALADIN

Margo Mettlesome, you always are one step

ahead of me.

 

MARGO MEDDLESOME

And don’t you forget it.

 

PEERLESS PALADIN

I, I have to…go…be scared.

PEERLESS runs off, but his feet keep sticking to the floor, so it’s a struggle. As he makes his way, things from people’s desks fly off and stick to him.

 

MARGO METTLESOME

Well, maybe this is a job a man can’t do.

 

FADE TO BLACK

 

EXT. CITY-DAY

The MUD MONSTER is terrorizing the city, throwing cars and roaring. GRAVITY MAN appears, trying to run down the street, but his feet keep sticking to the pavement. With each stressful step he pulls up chunks of concrete, which begin to orbit around him. Finally, worn out from attempting to run, GRAVITY MAN reaches the MUD MONSTER. A portly Japanese midget is standing, watching the mayhem unfold, with a camera around his neck.

 

GRAVITY MAN

Stop there, you fiendish fiend!

 

The MUD MONSTER pays him no mind and smashes another car. GRAVITY MAN walks over to a big blue post office mail box, still struggling to walk, and rips the mailbox from the sidewalk. He cocks his arm and throws the mailbox, but it gets sucked right back to him and hits him in the head, sticking to his face. GRAVITY MAN peels the mailbox off his face, and throws it to the ground.

 

MARGO METTLESOME comes around the corner and approaches the Japanese midget.

 

MARGO METTLESOME

I’ll pay you three bits for that camera there.

Pointing to the camera around his neck. He just stares at her. She pulls out a dollar bill from her handbag and points to the camera, now understanding, he takes the camera from around his neck and hands it to her, snatching the bill from her hand. He stares at the bill in his hands and smiles.

Just then the MUD MONSTER grabs him, MARGO METTLESOME snaps photos. The MUD MONSTER takes the midget and throws him at GRAVITY MAN and both close their eyes and put their hands out in anticipation of an impact, but instead of hitting GRAVITY MAN, the midget goes into orbit around him.

GRAVITY MAN

Ha-ha!

GRAVITY MAN stands in a heroic pose as ORBIT BOY whizzes around him. THE MUD MONSTER now grabs MARGO METTLESOME.

MARGO METTLESOME

Help!

 

GRAVITY MAN

Unhand her, you menacing miscreant!

 

GRAVITY MAN approaches the monster, still struggling to walk. He stands in front of the monster.

GRAVITY MAN (CONT’D)

I warn you, rancorous ruffian, release her!

As GRAVITY MAN speaks, ORBIT BOY’s orbit takes him through the monster, with each rotation he passes through it, slowly chopping it down.

GRAVITY MAN (CONT’D)

For I am the protector of this fair city, this shining gem.

I have sworn a vow to protect all who dwell here.

I am the guardian of justice in this blissful berg.

For with my great power, comes an even greater responsibility.

I am the knight protectorate of this jeweled kingdom,

and I will not allow a repugnant rapscallion such as you defile her!

 

By the time GRAVITY MAN has finished his speech, ORBIT BOY has chopped the monster down to nothing and MARGO METTLESOME falls into GRAVITY MAN’s arms.

MARGO METTLESOME

You saved me!

 

GRAVITY MAN

Yes, yes I did.

 

MARGO METTLESOME

You can let go now.

 

GRAVITY MAN

Ah, yes.

GRAVITY MAN exerts himself to peel her from his arms. As she stands there staring into his eyes, MARGO is knocked to the ground when ORBIT BOY comes around.

FADE TO BLACK

INT. METRO CITY METROPOLITAN-DAY

PEERLESS PALADIN is sitting at his desk, ORBIT BOY hitting the desk because it is in his path. MARGO METTLESOME approaches and drops a copy of the newspaper on the desk.

CU NEWSPAPER: GRAVITY MAN SAVES METRO CITY WITH NEW SIDEKICK OBIT BOY

PICTURE OF GRAVITY MAN AND THE MUD MONSTER.

MARGO METTLESOME

Take a look-see at that.

 

PEERLESS

Orbit Boy, hmm.

 

MARGO stares at ORBIT BOY.

MARGO METTLESOME

Haven’t I seen you some place before?

 

ORBIT BOY SHRUGS.

PEERLESS

Ah, yes, he’s my cousin Buddy, um, from, Nebraskansas.

MARGO METTLESOME

I thought so, nice to meet you again. Anyway,

I’ve got to run, there’s reports of

an island of dinosaurs off the coast.

MARGO walks away.

PEERLESS

Island of Dinosaurs? Hmm.

CU on his eyes as they shift.

PEERLESS

Sounds like a job for GRAVITY MAN and ORBIT BOY!

 

PEERLESS gets up from his desk and struggles to run.

FADE TO BLACK

FADE OUT

About The Author

CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

112 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Your college had it’s own TV station?

    • CPRM

      Yes, I was in the Radio-TV-Film program, wouldn’t have been good if there wasn’t a TV station

  2. SDF-7

    Heh… very nice parody of the 40s/50s era.

    I look forward to the ’90s Smallville style teen reboot — with this theme, of course.

    (More seriously — you did surprise me… I figured he’d have actual gravity manipulation powers… which would put him in the “Oh holy crap!” level of powers [just under Reality Warpers]… This was, of course, much funnier… Especially Cousin Buddy…)

  3. Ted S.

    Cartoon Network will do a gender switch and have Gravity Woman be played by Lizzo.

    • R.J.

      Add Dylan Mulvaney as Orbit Lad and you have a comic. You listening, CPRM?

    • Tres Cool

      I’d mฬตaฬตsฬตtฬตuฬตrฬตbฬตaฬตtฬตeฬต ฬตtฬตoฬต watch that.

      • SDF-7

        Blarg.

    • rhywun

      With the power of infinite escape velocity.

    • Zwak , โ€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universeโ€ฆ just not for us.โ€

      Wouldn’t that be a…

      (puts on sunglasses)

      A Black Whole?

  4. The Other Kevin

    Iโ€™m straight but those shorts are making me feel certain ways.

  5. rhywun

    Iโ€™ve got to run, thereโ€™s reports of an island of dinosaurs off the coast.

    LOL

  6. kinnath

    Cherry wine is now in the secondary.

  7. The Other Kevin

    Gravity man , gravity man
    Doing the things that gravity can
    Whatโ€™s he like? Itโ€™s not important
    Gravity man
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vOLivyykLqk

    • Brochettaward

      It was just a decade and a half ago when freedom of speech was at least given lipservice as the most sacred of human rights and we all claimed to understand the dangers of allowing the government any control over what people say. It was recognized that unpopular speech had to be protected because otherwise there were no guarantees at all.

      Then the Obama administration happened and all critics were labeled racists and as racists, they were dehumanize. Othered as monsters who could be stripped of rights.

      Now, a lot of people obviously didn’t fundamentally believe this or have a shred of principle themselves. But the cultural zeitgeist demanded you at least acknowledge it or you’d be the one shunned as a bumbling would-be-authoritarian.

    • dbleagle

      Interesting. Mahalo for posting.

      He is correct. In the US the 1A is not there to protect popular speech. By being popular the speech is protected. The 1A is there to protect unpopular and even vile speech. I enjoy pointing out to certain groups that want to shut down speech they don’t like in 2023 that they speech they do like could be banned under the same rules they are proposing even 4 years ago.

      • dbleagle

        Well, that sentence was a clear as mud.

  8. Brochettaward

    I am curious how the people who think Indiana Jones was ok or non-offensive, non-political could really mesh that with scenes like Phoebe Waller-Bridge describing herself or a ridiculous scene where she has to knock out Indiana Jones at the end to save history and him. Or the fact that she is even capable of one-hit-KO’ing Indiana fucking Jones, old or not.

    • The Hyperbole

      So you’ve gotten around to watching it?

      • Brochettaward

        I’ve watched a 5 hour breakdown of it scene by scene. That’s twice as long as the movie itself and probably still more entertaining than that flop.

        I think some people are mistakenly inserting their own morals in here for the movie’s. It isn’t that the movie thinks Waller-Bridge is all that bad and thus not a Mary Sue, it’s that the movie sees little wrong with her strong independent women.

      • Brochettaward

        Most of her “flaws” would be the sort a feminist would ascribe to Indiana Jones as a character, but which they’d easily ignore in a female protagonist or view as fair play.

      • kinnath

        I won’t watch it.

        I won’t give Disney money.

        As pissed as I am about them destroying the legacy of Star Wars and Indiana Jones, I can never forgive them for fucking up Pixar.

      • MikeS

        I can’t forgive them for fucking up Disney.

      • Chafed

        *checks notes*. Makes good sense.

      • The Hyperbole

        Iโ€™ve watched a 5 hour breakdown of it scene by scene

        Good lord it must be tiresome being you. I take that back, you do you. If that’s what floats your boat go for it.

        fucking nut job.

      • Brochettaward

        It has over 50,000 views on the Youtubes.

      • The Hyperbole

        Wow, 50,000! that’s really something.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m pretty sure Disney would kill to have another 50,000 tickets sold for this shit show. They’d almost be at break-even territory!

        And you can barely get 5 people to read your comments on Glibertarians.com.

    • rhywun

      That franchise is, for me, by far the least interesting works in Ford’s oeuvre. I’ve seen the original a couple times, the sequel once.

      Your dedication to it is… unsettling.

    • Chafed

      Why are so consumed by this movie? I watched The Critical Drinker’s review. The movie sounds badly made, in parts preposterous, in other parts poorly scripted, and in some places asserts The Messageโ„ข๏ธ. So I’ll skip it. What is it you want the rest of us to say?

      • MikeS

        Brochettaward is Harrison Ford?

        Wouldn’t’ be the craziest conspiracy theory I’ve seen posited here.

      • Brochettaward

        I was responding to a post yesterday, specifically by the writer of this article.

        I don’t expect many people to have strong opinions. Which was just looking for a response to those particular points about Bridge’s character.

    • CPRM

      with scenes like Phoebe Waller-Bridge describing herself

      To which scene to you refer? When she is lying to try and convince him to come along? Or just that ‘it’s called capitalism’ quip?

      a ridiculous scene where she has to knock out Indiana Jones at the end

      He’s 80 and he was shot and dying. I don’t think it would take much at that point.

      • Brochettaward

        The one where she describes herself as beautiful, self-sufficient, intelligent etc.

        I think when the writer (the writer in this case being Phoebe Waller-Bridge) say that, they meant for the audience to believe all those things. Which isn’t just bad writing, but an incredible lack of self-awareness. There’s also the aspect of it where she can seemingly have any man she wants. Indy at least met resistance from his love interests.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        And yet that boss girl quip fit her character. And yes it was unself-aware. In short two bad lines didnโ€™t ruin the movie for me.

      • CPRM

        The one where she describes herself as beautiful, self-sufficient, intelligent etc.

        Ok. I could see a female lead calling herself ugly, clingy and dumb, but you are right, it is step too far to have a character describe themselves in the way she did.

        Thereโ€™s also the aspect of it where she can seemingly have any man she wants.

        She has an ex-fiancee in the film who is trying to kill her. At no point does she seduce anyone. At no point does any man ogle or go puppy dog for her. Where are you getting this shit?

        It’s a shitty movie, just not shitty in the ways you are describing which were described to you. Seems like if Nerdrodic and The Drinker started saying Trump ordered the Proud Boys to round up and rape everyone in DC on Jan 6th you’d believe it whole heartedly.

      • Brochettaward

        How often do male characters make a line describing themselves in such direct terms without any other character at least quipping back at them? A male character wouldn’t be able to say that line without it going unchallenged. And for anyone who doubts she was sincere in writing those lines, they haven’t heard her speak about herself, her role in this movie, or her writing.

        Does she or does she not oggle some shirtless dude and basically say she’ll have her way with him?

        Seems like if Nerdrodic and The Drinker started saying Trump ordered the Proud Boys to round up and rape everyone in DC on Jan 6th youโ€™d believe it whole heartedly.

        I mean, even the critics they showed this thing to at Cannes made it clear which Bridge’s character was leading the way for old man Indy who was deconstructed to shit.

      • CPRM

        Honestly, since the movie is shit, just not for the reasons you’re complaining, I don’t remember the context of her describing herself in those words. She oggles a man, yes, but that isn’t what you pointed to, and it’s one line, not enough to ruin a movie. Yes, she leads him around and it is lazy writing. But those aren’t the points you have been making. It’s shit writing, again, but not for the reasons you’ve been spouting off about, until now when you’re moving the goal posts. It’s still better than the Crystal Skull, but so is a brain hemorrhage.

      • Chafed

        Whoa. No need to shit on The Critical Drinker. His critique is pretty well in line with yours. I can’t help but notice Bro hasn’t mentioned what reviews he has watched.

      • CPRM

        Drinkers reviews can be entertaining, but I’m getting sick of the whole ‘THE MESSAGE’ schtick when he employs it for movies that suck for other reasons. Now I want a kebob. I like those frozen kebabs,

      • Brochettaward

        See below. Not about whether they ruined this movie. I’ve already given other reasons why I’m almost certain I’d hate this thing regardless of its politics.

        But those things you are dismissing? They are very intentional, spread throughout the entirety of the films, and a big part of what is ruining the blockbusters. You can’t have strong male characters anymore and that’s before we even get started on what its done to female characters.

      • Brochettaward

        I am not the biggest fan of The Drinker, ironically enough. I did watch his video along with a host of others. This isn’t the opinion of one guy or one group of anti-woke critics. It’s the consensus.

        I’ve had previous discussions with CPRM on this sort of subject. When it came to the politics of the RLM guys – that stands out to me. If this were a one-off movie, I could see CPRM’s point. But this is the trend in all Disney moves and big blockbusters in general. It’s a formula at this point and those things he’s dismissing? It’s not about them ruining a movie or not. It’s about whether it’s part of the same old pattern.

        It’s a Disney bait and switch. And I’d guarantee somewhere in the millions of dollars worth of reshoots there is a scene of Bridge’s character donning the hat after Indy’s death no matter how much Mangold cries about the reaction to it.

  9. MikeS

    GRAVITY MAN appears, trying to run down the street, but his feet keep sticking to the pavement. With each stressful step he pulls up chunks of concrete, which begin to orbit around him.

    This seems like it’ll be tough to deal with. I mean, what sticks to him and what doesn’t? Does he have super human strength to lift the pieces of concrete? I need to see this fleshed out more before I commit my zero dollars.

  10. slumbrew

    Just found a bottle of Johnny Blue buried in the back of the MILโ€™s bar.

    A pleasant surprise after a decade and a half or so.

    (Early on I was told to have my way with the bar – dearly departed FIL was the scotch aficionado and nobody was interested in it after he passed)

    • Chafed

      If there are photos of you having your way with the bar, I won’t judge you.

      • MikeS

        Candid photos?

      • Chafed

        Slumbrew doesn’t strike as the type to pose while fucking furniture.

      • slumbrew

        Itโ€™s a built-in, so hard to get a good angle.

    • MikeS

      Nice find. The first Scotch I ever had (I was about 25 years old) was Johnny Walker Red. It scared me off of Scotch for 15+ years. I should give Johnny (not the Red) a try again.

      All this talk of Scotch…

      *get’s thirsty…eyes bottle of Macallan…

      • slumbrew

        The Blue is nice, but doesnโ€™t compare to a fine single malt like the Mac.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Red put me off Johnny for a long time. Blue didn’t do much for me, but I do like Black.

  11. Chafed

    Go Team Venture!

    /meant as a compliment

    • slumbrew

      Iโ€™m hearing that in Jonas Jrโ€™s voice.

      • Chafed

        I was thinking Hank and Dean but it’s all good.

    • Brochettaward

      Don’t think I’ve seen anyone mention the movie release in a few short weeks.

      • Zwak , โ€œThere is infinite amount of hope in the universeโ€ฆ just not for us.โ€

        Holy cow, I did not know about that. The wife and I will have an important date on the 21st.

      • slumbrew

        I think itโ€™s been mentioned in passing.

        Iโ€™m looking forward to it, obviously. Trailer looks great.

      • Chafed

        That’s because I’m pissed it won’t be on HBOMax even though they have the whole series. *shakes fist at sky*

      • CPRM

        It won’t? I’m sure eventually it will. I rented the Aqua Teen movie on youtube, then like a month later it was on Max.

      • Chafed

        I hope you are right.

  12. MikeS

    Speaking of superheroes, I just saw our bat flying around looking for food. Neat. I’m very glad I didn’t listen to the game warden who told me to leave it to nature.

    • Chafed

      Look at you my budding vegetarian.

    • Festus

      I want Jada to rub her alopecia ravaged bald head all over my naked body while I hum the melody of “The Bonny Blue Flag”.

      • Chafed

        It’s kind of hard not to kink shame you for that.

    • rhywun

      Imagine announcing in the New York Times that you and your wife plan to start cheating on each other. 2023, man.

      lol

      I’m guessing the thought process went something like, “my political career is over; let’s stop pretending”.

      And yes, I would also like to know what happened to that $750M she grifted.

  13. Festus

    Not totally OT but my Government insists that I refer to myself as “Man/Boy” when sign in. Judi has known this fact for nearly 30 years. Whatta world.

    • Chafed

      Give Your Highness/Your Majesty a try and let us know how it goes.

      Also, fuck Trudeau.

  14. CPRM

    As long as we are talking conspiracies like Disney making movies that would be awesome if it weren’t for THE MESSAGE, this guy want’s to know ‘The Rest of the Story’.

    • Brochettaward

      We only have to go back half a decade to see Marvel owning the box office. So it isn’t some conspiracy that they had a successful creative process.

      It also isn’t much of conspiracy theory to suggest that they are inserting politics into the movies. We can go down a list of very public very blatant stat4ements on what the goal is at Marvel and Lucas Films and Disney as a whole.

      • CPRM

        And the only reason the prequels were bad was because of the The Message? Was Padme a Mary Sue or just a shitty character? Politics may lead to shitty writing, but the failure is still the shitty writing. Death Wish 5 wasn’t as good as Death Wish. The politics never changed, they writing just got shitty.

      • Brochettaward

        Movies can suck for various reasons. Film at 11!I have zero doubt that Indian Jones 5 is a dull, lifeless dud for reasons besides politics. It probably has none of the sense of adventure or grit that made the trilogy good in the first place. It’s CGI and green screen for everything and Harrison Ford is 80. They probably substitute ridiculous over the top CGI action scenes that go on too long for substance. All of that can be true.

        If you want to avoid talking about the politics, that’s fine. Take the RLM fence sitting route. But don’t pretend that it isn’t there when they are literally telling you publicly that they are doing it and you need to be blind and deaf not to really see it.

        The wokeness is directly impacting the quality. It is there.

      • CPRM

        I may be a Flag Pole Sitta, but I ain’t no fence sitter. You’re just wrong.

      • Brochettaward

        I’m going to make one final point on why THE MESSAGE matters. When George Lucas made his shitty prequels, he just made shitty movies. He didn’t do it intentionally, though he fundamentally seemed to misunderstand his own property and was desperate to make them more than they are and prove something about himself.

        When Kathleen Kennedy seeks to make an Indiana Jones movie, she didn’t start off by asking what made Indiana Jones successful. I guarant-god-damn-tee she started off by asking herself how they can make it acceptable to modern social standards. I’m going to also guarantee toxic masculinity was discussed. Who did she pick to help write and star in the movie? A person who was brought into to update another male icon in James Bond. These things aren’t coincidences and they are telling you that’s the case. They admit they’re doing it and they’re proud of it.

        When you start building your movie with stupid bullshit at the forefront of what you consider to be important, you are going to fail more often than not.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        When the primary consideration is forcing a cinematic property into a modern zeitgeist a disaster is almost sure to follow. Sure there have always been shitty movies, politics and social considerations notwithstanding, but I canโ€™t recall the systematic emasculation of central characters being a thing in times past and thatโ€™s definitely a thing now.

        They seem intent on wrecking the existing characters and replacing them with characters they find to be more palatable in a modern context and itโ€™s just not working out for them. If they want to get out of their rut they should try writing some original nonsequal stuff but writing thatโ€™s both original and good must be hard to come by.

      • UnCivilServant

        The issue is, the politically motivated staff don’t have the creativity to make their own ideas.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean! ๐Ÿ™‚โ˜•

      • UnCivilServant

        Good afternoon, GT; Good Morning, Sean.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I got caught up on sleep I think.

      • Gender Traitor

        ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ

        Today’s my sister’s birthday, so I’ll text her later to see if she’ll be home for me to drop by her gift after work. (They live a few miles south of my office.)

      • UnCivilServant

        ๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽ

      • Grosspatzer

        Yay!

    • Gender Traitor

      U.S. officials have said they were aiming to tamp down misinformation about COVID vaccines to curb preventable deaths.

      “We had only the noblest of intentions – to save lives.” ๐Ÿ™„

      • UnCivilServant

        If that were true, they’d have been silencing the CDC, WHO, Pfizer, Moderna, and J&J.

    • Grosspatzer

      Censorship:

      When they do it it is an intolerable infringement of the people’s right to free speech in a democratic society.
      When we do it it is a noble effort to save democracy from the dark forces of misinformation. .

      • UnCivilServant

        When I do it, it’s because I don’t want to hear you repeating stupid anymore.

      • UnCivilServant

        *Note, this was not directed at you, Grosspatzer, I was sticking to the established format.

      • Grosspatzer

        NP, I really do bring the stupid.

  15. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’ , reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie! How are you & yours today?

      • Grosspatzer

        Livin’ the dream, how are you?

        Even though Canuckistan has mostly stopped burning, we are still getting Air Quality Alerts, now for ozone. Also known as summer in the northeast.

      • UnCivilServant

        What Ozone? I thought we ran out of that in the 90s.

      • Fourscore

        There is so much opportunity for folk singers today, with all of the problems wrought by man but no one seems to be picking up on that.

        Where have all the folk singers gone? Gone to politics, everyone…

      • DrOtto

        Like CO2 and Afghanistan Freedom Fighters, it’s been rebranded as the enemy.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m good, thanks! Only minor complaint is that my old mime injury (right shoulder hyperextended at some point) has my right hand kinda numb this morning, making it a challenge to pull fuzzy loops through fuzzy loops making a new throw for the cats. (How pathetic am I? Don’t answer that.)

        No more talk of Canadian wildfire smoke locally lately – mainly just heat or thunderstorms.

      • UnCivilServant

        When did you fight an Old Mime?

      • Gender Traitor

        ๐Ÿ˜„ I…got nuthin’.

  16. Fourscore

    Good morning all.

    My pregnant granddaughter and husband are visiting from Alaska. So good to see youngsters with their heads on right. IOW, they agree with me…

    But then they have to leave, they talk of the future of living in a remote village but will always be outsiders.For the time being, however, they are enjoying the Last Frontier with modern conveniences.

    • Grosspatzer

      Good times. I’m hoping to see grandchirren before it’s time to leave.