168 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    Ok… out of all of that — well, at least I’ve heard of James Fenimore Cooper.

    Ok, ok… heard of Barbie. Don’t give a flying squirrel’s ass about that movie though.

    Never heard of Neopets, the Eisner winner, whatever the hell a Minaj is….

    And is my webcomic (which is what I assume a “webtoon” is? Maybe webtoon is more animated? (Not that webcomics can’t be…)

    Anyway, happy weekend Riven. Thanks for the mostly incomprehensible links…. sorry it just isn’t my cup of tea apparently.

  2. SDF-7

    Hmmm… did the squirrels eat everyone else? Am I in the weirdest post-apocalyptic movie ever? (Night of the Living Sciuridae?) Will I now channel Judge Nap in my ignorance? Is three really the number of licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop or is that owl just the asshole he seems?

    • MikeS

      Yes

      • SDF-7

        Ok Kosh… you’re supposed to be beyond the Rim now.

  3. cyto

    I know we have a lot of writers and would-be writers hanging around here, so my expertise is lacking in that area. Still, I am moved to rant in praise of good writers…. and condemnation of bad writers.

    I have been watching a couple of streaming series that have absolutely fabulous writers. The Marvelous Mrs Maisel. The Bear. Shameless.

    These three series have amazing writing (and absolutely perfect casting). Particularly Shameless. I am getting on in years, so I have seen and read a lot. Coming up with a plot that surprises me while being consistent and true to the characters is rare. The twists and turns of shameless have caught me completely by surprise several times, all without being cheap (like Lost… Oh, look! A polar bear! Oh, look! A smoke monster!)

    The writing of these shows is just fantastic. The characters are all grounded and real, no matter how ridiculous and over-the-top they are. There is truth in the writing.

    Meanwhile…..

    I just watched a Disney Marvel show. Don’t shame me… I was bored.

    Like all Disney stuff of late, I should have liked it. Samuel L. Jackson. Emilia Clarke of Game of Thrones fame. Don Cheadle. Richard Dormer. Martin Freeman.

    That is a pretty loaded cast for a TV show.

    Plus, you have the whole MCU to draw upon.

    Oooof. The writers. So bad.

    I should have known better. I watched She-Hulk, after all. But again, I was bored.

    The show sucks right along being below average and kinda dumb…. until the finale. They brought in Khalisi so they could season 8 game of thrones this bee-atch. In the finale, they go full Disney-Marvel. Fury has to be replaced by his betters….. 2 strong women who know how to lead and are better, stronger and more ….. everything… than the hero.

    And god help me for being a nerd…. but at least watch the movies you are basing your show on so that you get continuity right. The baddies use Carol Danver’s DNA because they want her superpowers….. which don’t come from her DNA. They come from an infinity stone… which is destroyed.

    Holy crap, this is dumb.

    We need more writers…. but not more crappy writers. This show was almost bad enough to have been written by Kamala Harris’ speech writer.

    • cyto

      Also, i have never been more impressed by casting in my life than I am by The Bear and Shameless. The casting is beyond perfect. Every actor creates a real character that you completely believe. They deliver moments that feel stolen from the worst moments of your life and make it look effortless. Even the child actors are wonderful.

      So, today’s rant, in summary: Nothing can save bad writing, so you’d better get a good writer.

      And when you have the right actor for the part, the character becomes paramount and the actor invisible. This makes the director’s job easy. So, listen up, hollywood….. spend your money on great writers and great casting directors. Everything after that is cake. And without that…. nothing can save it.

      • kinnath

        I watched the first five or six or seven years of Shameless and then lost interest for one reason or another. But Macy was fucking amazing in that show, and the rest of the cast was brilliant too.

        There aren’t enough writers to support all the media that exists today. This is exacerbated by the drive to deliver The Message regardless of what story is trying to be told.

      • rhywun

        11 years on Showtime – I never heard of it. Yeah, there is a lot of media.

      • kinnath

        It started out as a truly brilliant show.

        We’ve talked in the past at Glibs about shows creating compelling, but unlikeable protagonists. You don’t have to like someone to care about what happens to them or to get invested in them.

        Shameless has half a dozen completely different, deeply flawed protagonists that are all totally compelling. And William Macy is spectacular.

      • cyto

        It features a teenage daughter so flawed she jumps her mom’s drugged out boyfriend and posts the video of her riding him, just to humiliate her dad because he called her a slut. And yet, the writers manage to make us care about her.

        Deeply flawed protagonists indeed.

      • kinnath

        It features a teenage daughter so flawed she jumps her mom’s drugged out boyfriend

        Fair warning. This will seem tame after a couple more seasons.

        Like I said, I made it to 5 or 6 or 7 seasons before they lost touch with keeping the characters “true to themselves” while trying to outdo previous seasons.

      • Don escaped Texas

        lost interest for one reason or another

        its too real: real but broken people are exhausting; like the family you can’t waste energy on, you realize that the emotional toll of Shameless just isn’t worth it

      • Mojeaux

        Don is correct. I tried Shameless. Didn’t make it past the first episode because I don’t want to watch abject despair.

      • Don escaped Texas

        abject despair

        NewWife watches The Bear, but despite the arguably earned accolades, I can’t get interested since so much of the drama is work-driven. Family loss is a real thing, but restauranting for a living is just a fucking beating, so don’t even get started down that road unless you love being miserable or are trying to top the Confederacy’s record for most hopelessly grinding retreat to the inevitable. I wouldn’t care less if the plot were based on a professional gambler or Etsy proprietor.

      • The Other Kevin

        One of the theories I’ve heard is that writers today haven’t gone through anything difficult in their life they can draw from. They didn’t live through a depression or fight in a war. The worst thing that’s happened to them is being misgendered or something.

      • Pat

        I mean I’m 36, and while I certainly can’t make a case that my life in particular, nor anyone’s life from my generation, has been especially bad from a historical point of view, we’ve had Gulf War I, Ruby Ridge, Waco, the first WTC bombing, the Oklahoma City bombing, Columbine, 9/11, Afghanistan, Iraq, The Great Recession, the lesser recessions, and a million tiddlywinks media-manufactured crises like the opioid epidemic. There’s material from which to draw, there’s just a dearth of writers who have ever existed outside their own little suburban lefty cocoon and two generations of people who’ve been inculcated with postmodernist pseudo-Marxist didacticism in liberal arts education.

      • cyto

        I picked up Taco Bell at the drive through the other day, and they forgot my 7 layer burrito! Everyone else got to eat… but not me!

        Shoulda listened to Leo Getz.

      • cyto

        We are still in season 1… so it has yet to turn me away.

      • kinnath

        You’ve got five or six more years of good stuff before it went nuts.

      • cyto

        In context of Shameless, “going nuts” is quite a statement.

        I hadn’t heard anything about it other than it was great.

        now I know. Shameless. Best name for a show ever.

        Everyone is absolutely without shame. Everything is upside-down and backwards… yet… full of heart?

      • Pat

        I’ve yet to watch it, but I’ve heard tell that the UK version is also very good, and because UK series don’t drag on as long as US series do, they usually don’t get a chance to implode on themselves (*cough*The Office*cough*)

      • blighted_non_millenial

        It drug a little for a while, but I found it worth finishing out.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I’m of the opinion that most people can write a good story one time. But to do it over and over again and on schedule week after week, year after year is really difficult. The people that can do that are few and far between.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve never written fiction (ok maybe a little in high school), but I have heard enough podcasts and watched enough Critical Drinker to understand the types of stories and how a story is structured. I find it really interesting. One of my favorites is The Queen’s Gambit. We watched it, and liked it so much when friends and family came over we watched it again. I think I’ve seen the series 4 times. The last episode is fantastic. But it can only work because of the second to the last episode. The main character isn’t a girl boss, she has flaws and demons that catch up with her and she hits rock bottom, and that makes the ending much more dramatic.

      • cyto

        Yes! I loved that show.

        Also an example of great casting to go with great writing.

        Who wants to watch a flawless character who only needs to believe in how wonderful they are?

        She is deeply flawed… and the flaws are all justified within the world that the story creates. All of which makes her an interesting protagonist.. she has demons to slay, internal and external.

        Well worth the time.

    • Aloysious

      To my eyes, Hollywood in general has always had a weird attitude towards writers. All too often, they’ll buy the rights to a book and chop the story into something unrecognizable (looking at you Hobbit. Or those godawful Bourne movies.)

      As a book lover and movie lover, I’ve always thought good scripts were the exception rather than the rule.

      • cyto

        This is true. Good writing is uncommon. Great writing?

        Well, there is a reason we celebrate “the classics”, even though there are thousands of books written every year.

        There are only a few Beethoven, Mozart and Lennon’s to go around. There are only a handful of basketball players in the Michael Jordan GOAT debate.

      • rhywun

        All too often, they’ll buy the rights to a book and chop the story into something unrecognizable

        Sometimes I can understand why they do that.

        I am currently reading The Expanse books. I am about halfway through, which is beyond the last season I have seen on TV.

        TL;DR – there’s no way to film the books as they are written. Characters appear in book 1 and then disappear for three books. An entire book (“season”) on and above one planet. It simply wouldn’t work.

      • kinnath

        I haven’t read the books, but I get the feeling that the show runners like the material they are working with; care about getting the right representation of the material; and care about telling a compelling story.

      • Mojeaux

        So, one of my beta readers made an interesting observation once. She said, “You can tell how much you really love your heroines, and that’s rare in romance. However, I can also tell you don’t love this one.” (A heroine I haven’t published yet, and won’t.)

        You can tell that the Expanse writers (TV show) really loved their characters (all of them, even Peaches). Of course, I love Crisjen the most. Man, I wanna be her when I grow up.

      • rhywun

        I should add that I think the TV show is fantastic and I have every intention of watching the rest of it. Hell, there are multiple compelling characters on the TV show who make no appearance in the books that I can see.

      • SDF-7

        More power to you. I think I’m in the second (maybe third?) book and just gave up out of boredom. It isn’t doing anything for me….

      • rhywun

        FWIW the TV show is more “exciting”. The books do kind of plod.

      • cyto

        What is happening with that show? Is it done? A victim of the cash crunch?

      • Mojeaux

        I believe they wanted to end it on a high note and get while the gettin’ was good. Alas for fans, it’s still the right decision.

      • cyto

        Dang it… I liked that show. And not just because I had an irrational attraction to Frankie Adams.

      • rhywun

        Did it not end satisfactorily?

      • rhywun

        PS. Mo – I got Calibri with DeDRM plugins working.

        Amazon has helpfully made this easier than I expected since you can now download the file directly. I remember having to futz around with a local Reader program and hunting for the right book file which was named by code or some shit.

        Muchas gracias.

      • Mojeaux

        Yay!

    • slumbrew

      First couple seasons of Maisel were great. Enjoy! Didn’t love the last one, felt like just treading water.

      I keep telling my brother to go watch Justified if he’s looking for something new. Great source, material, and good writers on the show.

      • blighted_non_millenial

        Justified is great. Bosch is also a good show.

      • slumbrew

        Bosch was also solid – in both cases, a wealth of good source material.

        The head writer(?) on Justified had “WWED?” rubber bracelets made for the all the writers – “What Would Elmore Do?” – to try to keep them on track.

    • CPRM

      The baddies use Carol Danver’s DNA because they want her superpowers….. which don’t come from her DNA. They come from an infinity stone… which is destroyed.

      EXCUUSE ME!?!?! CAPTAIN Danvers powers come from being a Strong Empowered Woman who won’t stay down, just because sexist men tell her to!

  4. Sensei

    More than 50 classic games, like Turmac Roll and Snowmuncher, are playable for the first time in years

    Snowmucher? Work safe on NSFW?

      • rhywun

        I never heard of that stuff but Flash so that would explain it. I wouldn’t touch Flash after 1999 or so.

      • SDF-7

        Was the later Wally stuff that bad? I tapped out around 2009 and Flash: Rebirth myself, but I didn’t get all of Wally’s run before that either.

      • rhywun

        I… don’t know?

  5. cyto

    Oh, and the results on Barbie are in. Remember, my 16 year old took his girlfriend and his little sister (13), and they met a bunch of friends.

    The unanimous consensus was – it was terrible. Every one of them said it was the worst movie they have ever seen. 8 girls and 2 boys – a group so hyped up the boys dressed up in Pink Ken outfits (admittedly only so they could embarrass their girlfriends, but still). They hated it.

    It was boring. It was stupid. And they all got the man-hating agenda, even the ones who don’t even think about such things a little. And they all found it off-putting.

    yet our shill says ” it’s “a masterful exploration of femininity and the pressures of perfection. […] Ultimately, Barbie is a new, bold, and very pink entry into the cinematic coming-of-age canon.”

    ooof.

    Also, for those who were saying “I did’t see the politics”….. They all found the message about the patriarchy patronizing and stupid.

    So, I guess the hilarious romp for all ages isn’t so all-ages friendly after all.

    Still, it seems to be going strong at the box office. So I suppose the Oscar goes to – the marketing team.

    • The Other Kevin

      The marketing was completely dishonest. Every commercial made it look like a campy comedy for kids. And then it turned out to be bitter and preachy. It’s going to be one of those movies where the critics give it 94% and everyone else gives it 4%. I also think it’s going to be a running joke about how bad it is.

      Unfortunately, the kids are still pushing their moms to take them, and that’s driving the box office. The studios will get the wrong message and think that woke films aren’t the big loser they thought.

    • Aloysious

      The marketing team pulled the old bait and switch ploy, I think.

      Critical Drinkers review, if you haven’t seen it yet.

    • rhywun

      I am encouraged that some of the kids are alright.

  6. kinnath

    It’s now 100.9 degrees at 82 degree dew point. That’s the highest temp I’ve recorded on my weather station in the last 3+ years since I installed it. I recorded 99.3 in June of 22. So, this is extreme territory for eastern Iowa.

    • pistoffnick

      You are being punished for your crimes against Gaia.

      • kinnath

        The shelties want to go out and run around. They go out for a minute for some relief and then come right back in.

    • The Other Kevin

      Global boiling. We’re not too far from Global Vaporizing.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Boiling is so bland. I’d prefer global sous vide.

      • Tundra

        No way. Global pan sear for me.

    • UnCivilServant

      Only three years of data?

      I need another two hundred and ninety seven years of data.

      • kinnath

        High dew points tend to moderate high temps (generally reduce the swing between high and low temps). I’ve been in Iowa when we hit 100 degrees or higher before. I just don’t remember it crossing three digits with the dew point over 80 at the same time.

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t? I have a hard time remembering when high temperatures were not accompanied by high dew points. (New York is humid as hell)

      • dorvinion

        Dry air gets hotter easier

        A higher dewpoint means more water in the air and thus more stuff in the air that can absorb heat.
        Also holds onto the heat once the sun goes down.

        That is why desert air tends to get hotter than similar latitudes here in the midwest, and also has a wider daily temperature swings

      • UnCivilServant

        I do understand all that.

        I’m talking about my local weather where it’s rare to have a hot and dry day like today. It’s either hot and humid or cold and dry.

      • dorvinion

        Getting 80F dewpoint near 100F is difficult anywhere because humidity holds the temperatures down.

        Personally I consider dewpoints above 65 to be in the ‘humid’ category and we get them frequently as I’m sure you do as well

      • kinnath

        We are smack in the middle of the continent. The humidity has to come from somewhere else. Generally, this is from southerly airflow. I can only imagine what Missouri must be like right now.

        Our “bad” weather in summer usually means dew points in the upper 70s that turn into pop up thunderstorms over night. That rain evaporates during the day and mingles with the humidity coming from the south. Rinse and repeat.

        Today, we are two to three months into a drought. We’ve hade less than an inch of rain in the last month. The ground is hard as a rock.

        All the water in the air to get the dew point to 82 degrees came from somewhere else.

      • MikeS

        I’ve read we also make our own humidity as the summer goes on from millions of acres of crops respirating.

      • kinnath

        Yes.

        Rain falls, corn (in particular) and soy beans soak it up and respirate it back out.

      • Mojeaux

        102F, dewpoint 68.

        I don’t do weather math, so I don’t know what that means. Says heat index is 109F. Also, I am in the AC with no reason to go outside at all, so I don’t care.

      • dorvinion

        The non-math way to look at it is to treat dewpoint as a comfort index

        <55 is awesome
        56-60 is not bad
        61-65 is meh – I don't like it but I can handle it well.
        66-70 uncomfortable to work in but once you get used to it you can suck it up and get things done
        71-75 you almost sweat the moment you walk outside and it sucks to do anything
        76+ absolutely miserable. You sweat even when sitting in the shade with a fan blowing on you.

      • kinnath

        80+ is in the “fuck me” territory

      • Ted S.

        Sorry, Kinnath, but I ain’t fucking you.

      • MikeS

        That’s just because he’s not 80+ yet.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, that fits my reckoning since I started paying attention to dew points.

        NYC summer is routinely in the “uncomfortable” range. Over 70 is not unusual but I haven’t seen “fuck me” territory yet.

    • rhywun

      We’re in a “heat wave” but the humidity is not as bad as it often is. Only 91/71 dew point currently but still ugh 😓

      • UnCivilServant

        Whoah, I just checked an apparently, it’s 91/66 here

        Kinnath stole all our humidity 🤗

    • dorvinion

      According to the NWS station at our town airport in south central iowa we hit 95 with 77 degree dewpoint at 2:30 PM

      94 now

      On the whole can’t really complain too much about this summer so far.
      Prior to this heat spell we’d only had one 90F day and the dewpoints have largely remained below 65

    • cyto

      Note to self… cancel plans to get rich smuggling drugs into Singapore….

      • UnCivilServant

        You don’t get rich personally smuggling anything.

        You get rich running mules, or running the runners of mules.

        Economies of scale and plausible deniability.

    • rhywun

      Singapore’s laws mandate the death penalty for anyone convicted of trafficking more than 500 grams (17.6 ounces) of cannabis and 15 grams (0.5 ounces) of heroin.

      I don’t recall Singapore making the list of evil empires that still practice capital punishment, such lists generally pushed as a means to put down the U.S.

      • cyto

        Good point. It definitely was not on the list the last time that push was made.

  7. DEG

    Playing as Snoop Dogg, Nicki Minaj, and 21 Savage will not be free, but it’s unclear how much their respective bundles will cost you.

    If I play as Snoop Dogg, how much extra for blunt?

    • one true athena

      Someone gave me a bottle of Snoop wine [19 crimes] My god was it terrible.

    • Sensei

      Drop the not.

      Everyone outside FedGov could have predicted this.

    • Pat

      Something something, foreseeable consequences, something something, unintended.

  8. cyto

    We need to talk about Cocaine Bear.

    I avoided reading the discussion because I planned to watch it. Well, I just saw the first 20 minutes…. It was not what I expected. I didn’t know it was going to be high camp!

    The first thing I noted was that the director is Elizabeth Banks. Yes, that Elizabeth Banks, the one who was so great in Hunger Games.

    So I looked her up…. She also directed Pitch Perfect 2.

    So, a pretty good comedy sequel (how often does that happen) and one of the weirdest campy horror comedies to come along in a long while. Done by a female director.

    So…. why are we giving $300 million blockbusters to “feminist” female directors who hate the source material and intentionally subvert expectations in order to deliver “the message” when we have Elizabeth Banks who seems not only competent, but also might actually be sane?

    • Mojeaux

      Real Genius was directed by Martha Coolidge. It’s a brilliant film and also campy.

      • cyto

        Real Genius came out in 1985. I have it on good authority that there were no female directors in Hollywood before the current era. So that must have been a man directing and using her name as a pseudonym.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Yeah I wonder how Amy Heckerling feels about all the FIRST WOMAN DIRECTOR EVERs out there

      • robc

        Real Genius was the peak of Val Kilmer’s career.

      • Sensei

        Tough to choose with “Top Secret!”.

        I probably would give the nod to “Real Genius”.

      • cyto

        Uh, hello? MacGruber?

        come on guys…..

      • slumbrew

        Grubes!

      • John Nerfherder

        Thunderheart or GTFO

  9. Pat

    After weeks of rumors, Call of Duty has announced that it’s adding a Nicki Minaj operator to Warzone and Modern Warfare II. Nicki will join Snoop Dogg (who first became a playable Call of Duty character last year) and 21 Savage as part of an in-game celebration of the 50th anniversary of hip-hop.

    Speaking of jumping the shark…

    I think I’ve officially aged out of the FPS game market. Every game has to have some zoomer gimmick, not to mention what they’ve done to gameplay.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Back from Harbor Freight. Five buck voltometer now seven buck voltometer. I managed to abstain from buying anything else. How many 1/4″ ratchets does one man really need? I did look lustfully at a 90 degree die grinder. The one I have doesn’t have much torque. You can stall it pretty easily while grinding/cleaning.

    • kinnath

      It’s a rare day when I would rather be in Phoenix at 115 than here in Iowa.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Interesting that they would publish their recipe. I might copy that.

      • Tundra

        I use it all the time. I also buy the products for when I’m hiking, traveling, etc. I’m sure it doesn’t hurt their business much.

        It’s far and away the best product on the market.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’ve been using Nuun if I’m going on a really long ride and need to carry tablets with me. Otherwise I just add some salt in my water bottles and bring a banana for potassium.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        And for really long rides I carry a flask of pickle juice for emergencies like cramping.

      • Tundra

        Give it a shot. Not cheap but works like a champ.

  11. Sensei

    Daily Beast:

    That Mitch McConnell Video Is F*cking Scary and Terrifying

    Now do Dianne Feinstein…

    • RBS

      This shit is funny. I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics from left.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Now do Fetterman

  12. The Late P Brooks

    I watched The Road to Bali last night. Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, Dorothy Lamour. Beats just about anything made in the last 25 years. A few nights ago it was They Got Me Covered; Bob Hope and Lamour, no Crosby. Same.

    • KK, Non-Man

      I’m watching North By Northwest right now. Such a great movie. And TWO cameos from Hitch! 😉

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Besides missing the bus, where’s the other?

      • rhywun

        I have the same question.

      • KK, Non-Man

        It’s somewhere between the UN and Mount Rushmore is what I’ll say. I had seen the movie maybe 5 times before I noticed it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Danke.

      • Ted S.

        I actually prefer Saboteur. I think the story works better having an everyman like Bob Cummings as the man on the run instead of the too-elegant for the part Cary Grant. That, and Eva Marie Saint is revealed too early to be working for the government and helping Cary.

      • rhywun

        I actually prefer Saboteur.

        I haven’t seen that one yet. It’s sitting on my shelf… oh shit, never mind – I packed all my DVDs.

      • KK, Non-Man

        It’s also a scene where none of the main characters is on camera. It’s a fairly long (as in time, not distance) shot that doesn’t have any meaning to the story.

        I think Hitch wanted the shot to be long enough to where you got an inkling it may have been him just before the scene cuts. Of course, back then they didn’t have rewind.

  13. Pat

    How the left learned to love the banks

    One of the most revealing aspects of the Nigel Farage / Coutts ‘debanking’ scandal has been the divided reaction to it. It’s a reaction that has confirmed a profound reversal in British and Western politics in recent years.

    As the reaction on social media has suggested, and as polls have confirmed, those of a leftish disposition are far more supportive of Coutts’s decision to strip Farage of his bank account. In fact, some on the liberal left see no issue whatsoever with banks discriminating against customers for their political views. Journalists, comedians and even Labour politicians have downplayed, mocked or sought to justify this act of corporate censorship. Those of a right-wing and small-c conservative persuasion, on the other hand, have tended to be far more critical of the Coutts’s behaviour.

    What a curious state of affairs. Today, it is self-styled ‘progressives’ who seem to be the most steadfast supporters of bankers, while those on the political and cultural right tend to be their greatest detractors. But this is no aberration. The Farage affair reflects a significant political transformation – namely, how the woke left has come to love global capitalism, and how conservatives have come to hate it.

    This role-reversal has its origins in the 1990s, when a new variety of liberal-left politics took hold. This politics put aside questions of class conflict, and instead said that ‘the personal is political’. This was reflected in the rise of political correctness and virtue-signalling. It has since evolved into woke politics, which has now become the dominant ideology among the establishment. It was only a matter of time before capitalists began to realise that there was money to be made from this hyper-progressive mood – hence the more recent emergence of woke capitalism.

    • John Nerfherder

      It’s infuriating.

      The Left is everything… everything they purport to despise.

      • juris imprudent

        But their ruthless pursuit of power is okay by them because they’re the good guys.

      • John Nerfherder

        Once upon a time I would attempt to argue with the mentally deficient who define Left = Good, Right = Bad and the corollaries of Bad = Right, Good = Left.

        There’s no convincing someone like that. You resign yourself to the thought that if it comes to civil war, you will have to eliminate them or they will eliminate you.

        The same goes for the inverse.

  14. Fourscore

    I picked a 13 lb cabbage today. At $1.49 a lb I saved about 20 bucks. Several more in the garden. We had 3 days of 90 plus temps, same as last year but dry,dry,dry. My garden looks great, with irrigation. Good time of the year for a vegetarian or even someone that likes veggies. I think I mistakenly planted pumpkins, thinking they were squash seeds or else I’m gonna have giant yellow squash. Watermelons are loving the weather.

    I remember seeing the Hope/Crosby road movies, can’t remember much about them other then they were fun, even for a kid.

    • juris imprudent

      Seeing the first color in the tomatoes – other than green.

    • CPRM

      My Carolina Reaper pepper plants are budding. Don’t worry, I won’t even try to bring them to Minny Soda, land of the Extra Mild.

    • Gender Traitor

      13 lbs??? May I assume that one’s destined to become sauerkraut or perhaps an Asian variation on that theme? I’d be shocked if you & Mrs. 4(20) could eat that much slaw while it’s fresh.

      • Mojeaux

        My money’s on kimchee.

  15. Tonio

    Following up on something from my links yesterday afternoon (emphasis mine):

    Mojeaux on July 27, 2023 at 4:46 pm (Edit)

    I WILL WEIGH IN ON THE JACKSON COUNTY TAX ASSESSMENTS.

    Yes, I am yelling bcause this sort of affects me and is a YUUUUUUGE deal here.

    My personal experience is thus: As my brother’s occasional admin, I have reason to know that last year he paid ~$4,000 tax on a tiny house in a not-great neighborhood. Because he is rich, he did not know this. What’s the problem? The year before, it was ~$400, and each preceding year a tidge less, as one would expect. I told him to get his lawyer on that appeal, but I don’t know if he did.*

    The tax assessment issue has been going on for 2 years now and Jackson County is letting people appeal this, but not doing anything about it. EVERYBODY is pissed. So if you think this little group is claiming victimhood wrongly, you’re wrong.

    *It’d be easier to be his admin if he kept me in the loop. Or, you know, let me do all his adulting for him.

    No, I wasn’t minimizing the actual victimhood of those people, only the rhetoric of the KC Tenants group who only seem concerned about the effect this has on their newly-minted “bank tenants” victim category; they spill a lot of ink to single out this group and make it clear that they are ONLY concerned about the effect these stealth assessments have on those people, not how it’s just plain wrong for everyone affected. Counties and cities quietly raise property assessments all the time, as opposed to openly increasing the property tax rates. That’s typical government shitbaggery and should be universally condemned.

    Or, put another way, the shitbaggery itself is unfortunately so common as to not merit special attention. What struck me about this article was that it opened a new front in the rhetoric wars.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I don’t see “bank tenant” as a horrible phrase. It may be overblown, but if you’ve got a mortgage, to a certain degree the bank owns your home.

      • Pat

        It’s an attempt to associate voluntary borrowing with the feudal system, which is overreaching.

      • R C Dean

        Maybe it’s the legal technician in me, but I don’t think the bank owns your home in any sense. You own it, and you owe the bank money. When you pay off the mortgage, your ownership of the home is not affected or increased in any way.

        When I buy something with my credit card, Visa doesn’t own what I bought in any sense, regardless of whether I’ve paid my bill. Now, unlike Visa, the bank has lien on your property, but a lien is not title. The lien gives the bank has none of the powers or rights associated with ownership.

        “Bank tenant” strikes me as another bastardization of language, which has really been getting on my nerves.

      • kinnath

        I did a quick google search yesterday. I think “bank tenants” are anyone living in the house after the bank forecloses on it. The bank becomes the landlord and the former owners become tenants. As far as I can tell, it’s the same as any other landlord/tenant relationship.

      • Ted S.

        We’re all government tenants. Jurisdictions froze rent payments during coronavirus; did any freeze property tax payments?

  16. KK, Non-Man

    Same damn Zoom time, same damn Zoom link (hopefully? I think?)

  17. The Late P Brooks

    I can’t even imagine the mental gymnastics from left.

    Gymnastics would only be necessary if they were capable of self-reflection or self-awareness. They operate from an unassailable conviction in their own rightness and superiority.

  18. KK, Non-Man

    Two questions:

    I strained my big toe tendon (bent it backward forcefully when exiting the RV this morning). It’s not swole or anything. WOuld ice do anything?

    You know those plastic c-clampy things that hold pool cues onto the wall? WTF are those called? I want to get some larger ones to use with my model airplanes (yes. I just wrote that)

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Such a great movie. And TWO cameos from Hitch!

    I think a big part of Hitchcock’s success and greatness came from his willingness to let the audience do the work. Implied dangers, left to the audience’s imagination, can be more terrifying than those laid out in excruciating detail.

    • Ted S.

      Val Lewton really did it. Watch the original Cat People, or The Seventh Victim.

    • kinnath

      More power to him

    • CPRM

      I’ve already got an X-Box 360 controller, so I can be the pilot.

      • rhywun

        I have two, for backups. Bring batteries.

      • John Nerfherder

        This is true

    • rhywun

      Schiff. The one on the right reminds me of Vindman? Dunno the one on the left.

      • John Nerfherder

        You are correct and Vindman has a twin brother.

        Process that for a second. I’ll wait.

      • rhywun

        There are two of that… person?! Jeebus. I did sense that.

      • Gender Traitor

        Isn’t the evil one supposed to have a beard?

      • John Nerfherder

        Plot twist. They’re both evil

    • rhywun

      LOL!!

      Who knows if that is real but well done.

    • John Nerfherder

      Best public service announcement ever

  20. Tundra

    I don’t particularly care for her work, but Megyn Kelly is one of those chicks that gets hotter as she ages.

    Nice work, gene pool!

    • R C Dean

      She’s not my type at all but I would agree. She has aged very well.

      So far.