Links of the evening, this Saturday

by | Jul 1, 2023 | Daily Links | 195 comments

Time to get your tan on.

 

So I went up to the cabin on Wednesday, and when I passed the ranger station, the fire danger was “Low”, and then it started raining.

Fast forward to today, we’re supposed to hit 98. They’re weird these days, but we do have seasons.

 

Links?

 

Harvest season in France continues.

 

First Utah, now Virginia. Y’all are screwing up my VPN coverage.

 

Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

 

If Zuckerberg ended up in a persistent vegetative state, I could live with it. But I think we need Elon for a few more years.

 

Ingenuity was on walkabout.

 

Florida Man in training learns harsh lesson.

 

Okay, that’s it. Get out there and get your summer on!

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Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

195 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Man, that’s something I haven’t heard in a long time.

  2. Ownbestenemy

    Happy summer days! I think we will finally hit triple digits in Vegas.

    Habenero pineapple bbq sauce has been made. This will be for one of the racks of ribs on the fourth and maybe the pulled pork.

    Tonight though will be some carne asada tacos

    • Nephilium

      Today I finally had to turn on the AC here in CLE. Only in the upper 70’s now, but we broke the 80’s with 90% humidity.

      • rhywun

        Some years ago I came up with a rough formula. AC goes on when temp + humidity >= 150.

        Last couple of years I allow 140’s too.

      • kinnath

        Temp plus dew point, and you have the right basic formula

      • rhywun

        Interesting. I’ll look into that.

        I don’t think I’ve used “dew point” in a sentence since 7th grade.

      • kinnath

        According to my weather station, temp is 71; dew point is 70; relative humidity is 97%.

        Dew points in the 50s are generally quite comfortable up into the low 90s even so long as there is a breeze.

        Dew points in the 60s are when things begin to turn clammy when cool and sticky when hot.

        Dew points in the 70s are generally fucking miserable.

        Dew points above 80 is tropical (I’ve been to Singapore).

        Relative Humidity is pretty fucking useless in my opinion. Tell me the dew point.

      • kinnath

        For perspective, dew points in the 70s mean condensation at room temperature.

        I remember my college years when we lived in a house without AC. We’d leave the windows open to get it cool enough to sleep. You’d wake up and the bedding would be damp, and you’d leave footprints in the dew on the carpet.

        I told myself I would never live like that again.

      • kinnath

        Phoenix would have dew points in the single digits for most of the year. You could take hamburger out of the freezer and put it onto the counter to thaw. It would not frost over.

        During the monsoon season, dew points would climb into the upper 50s or low 60s. So, take an early June day for Iowa, but make the temperature 105 instead of 85. Fucking miserable.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        This is the reason that Europe, and the Mediteranian in particular, has such a great climate. The humidity across the continent is much lower than the US.

      • rhywun

        Yup. The eastern coasts of both major northern hemisphere landmasses are miserable while the western coasts are glorious weather-wise.

      • rhywun

        But isn’t humidity calculated from temp and dew point?

        (Hey, 7th grade was a LONG time ago.)

        Dew point is 64 now. Temp 72. Humidity 76.

        I mentioned last night that once I break the seal with AC it’s hard to turn it off again. I could probably deal with current conditions last week; now? forget about it.

      • kinnath

        People generally think the relative humidity is much higher than it really is. The temp and the dew point have to be very close together before you get to 90%.

        Typical Iowa summer. Dew point in the middle 70s. Overnight temp drops to about where the dew point is. Dew covers everything in the morning. Relative humidity is in the high 90% range. By mid afternoon, the temp is 90 and the relative humidity has dropped to somewhere in the 70% range. It’s still fucking miserable, because the dew point is so high.

      • MikeS

        This is why I generally never bother to try and mow before noon.

        Once when I was a teen, a group of us were camping and up quite late. In the wee hours, for reasons I can’t recall, we all ran into a wheat field. Just a few steps in we were all completely soaked from the waist down.

  3. Shpip

    Florida teen filmed ‘shotgunning’ Twisted Tea with alligator criminally charged

    Florida Man doesn’t just happen. It takes a (sometimes greatly foreshortened) lifetime of training and commitment. We start ’em up early down here.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “In my opinion, everyone they got on video that touched it needs to be brought in front of a judge, and then the judge needs to take some serious points of views to use as an example,” he added.

      Throw the book at em cause you aren’t for crimes that actually you know, have an actual victim.

      Not that the alligator should be treated poorly but I am sure it is thinking…this is by far the least harassing thing I will experience.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        This is why we can’t have nice things

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      I, for one, think this young man has great potential. We need more of him.

  4. MojeauXX

    Sitting here chilling, crafting, listening to Brubeck.

    • Shpip

      Those sure are some cryptic euphemisms. You a writer or somethin’?

      • R.J.

        All I crafted were some pizzas with generic grocery store ingredients. Watching 3 Stooges. Cleaned the house for the long weekend.

      • MojeauXX

        Totino’s party pizzas or GTFO.

      • MikeS

        I hate the pizzas, but I flurve the pizza rolls.

      • MojeauXX

        i r a gud riter to

  5. Aloysious

    Dude. Is Fronce crazy, or what? I, for one, did not know that Fronce was full of Ultra-MAGA Republican white adjacent supremacists.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Phil is back! Phil is back!

      IYKYK

    • juris imprudent

      Le Pen came long before Le Donald.

  6. MojeauXX

    Re kids driving: Mine drives. She is a very nervous driver and would vastly prefer being a “passenger princess.” I was driving to the grocery tore on a learner’s permit if my mom needed something. I fucking LOVE driving, especially cross-country. My mom lets me do the driving in her car. My husband lets me do the driving. My daughter lets me do the driving in her car.

    I won’t drive in NYC, either.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      I’ve done it. I can’t say I enjoyed it.

      When I was traveling for work, we weren’t allowed to drive in the Philippines or Shanghai. I might have been able to handle Shanghai, but Manila was on a level I wouldn’t attempt.

      • MojeauXX

        I can imagine. A very busy roundabout in England was especially thrilling, on the wrong side of the road, stick shift, especially as the directions were, “second spoke off the roundabout.” Dafuq. There were 9 spokes. Went around that fucker I don’t know how many times to get to the outside, much less off onto the correct spoke.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Big Ben, parliament, Big Ben, parliament…

      • Gender Traitor

        ‘patzie linked this for me the other morning, so I’ll pay it forward.

      • MojeauXX

        I have really come to appreciate that song lately.

    • juris imprudent

      I’m not sure NYC is any worse than Boston. Done both, don’t care to ever do either again.

      Driving in Ireland is an adventure as well.

      • grrizzly

        I’ve been driving in Boston for the last 20 years. No problem, no stress whatsoever. In Manhattan, on the other hand, I just leave my car in a parking garage and pick it up only when it’s time to drive back home.

      • Don escaped Texas

        Manhattan in a Mazda is a piece of cake, but I’m not taking a Crown Vic in there.

        County Kerry has some tight little roads on the peninsulas, but somehow they get full coaches down them.

      • kinnath

        Doing the Ring of Kerry in the opposite direction of the tour buses is an interesting experience.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        A Crown Vic roller would be the best car in NYC, bar none. ‘Cause if you aren’t rubbin’, you aren’t rollin’!

      • DEG

        Sometimes I miss my Crown Vic.

      • DEG

        Don,

        I’ll be in Memphis for FreedomFest in mid-July. If you area around, shall we get a beer? If you’re interested, e-mail me at thorby455 AT proton DOT me.

      • Don escaped Texas

        we have beer!

      • DEG

        🙂

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      I too love driving, and yes, driving accross the country is one of lifes greatest pleasures. Sadly, when the wife and I go anywhere, she get to drive, due to sea sickness issues. This is why i go on long road trips by myself every year.

      Driving in NYC is no big deal, just remember that the lines on the road don’t really mean anything, that everyone is jockying for possition, and it gives you all five burough to explore. New Jersey can suck it though.

      • Sean

        “New Jersey can suck it though.”

        Amen.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Late response from me on this – visiting my relatives in Colorado last week. One of my cousins in Boulder (much younger than me) is legally blind due to some eye issues from when he was born. He can see pretty well under particular circumstances and is getting to experiment with some interesting new tech for powered glasses, etc – hoping he gets some more research study benefits. He’ll probably never get a proper license, but he did drive the Razr around when we were up at the cabin, and regularly bikes/scooters everywhere (he has a summer job maintaining 10+ acres of park near their house – just got a raise to something like $19/hr – I told him I never made that much till after I got out of the army).

      He just graduated and is heading to U Mass Lowell in a few months. I think one of his hopes is that self driving cars to progress enough that he can get something for himself as soon as possible.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s interesting that she doesn’t enjoy driving a car but really digs her fork lift driving job!

      • MojeauXX

        She really likes playing Tetris with freight. Her particular responsibility is Tnemec’s freight.

    • DEG

      I’ve driven in NYC. Pain but at the right time, doable.

      Boston, same.

      My toughest driving experience was driving into Melbourne, Australia with Footie game rush.

  7. Shpip

    There’s hubris, and then there’s whatever this is.

    OceanGate Advertising Titanic Sub Trips for Next Year

    OceanGate, the company that owned the submersible that catastrophically imploded while descending towards the wreckage of the Titanic earlier this month, is still advertising expeditions to the famous sunken ship in 2024.

    On its website, the company still lists two missions in late June to “see the Titanic with your own eyes” and “step outside of everyday life and discover something truly extraordinary.”

    • Gadfly

      LOL! Who would be dumb enough to book with them after what happened?

    • Not Adahn

      Obviousy the only guy who knew the credentials for the website got imploded.

      • rhywun

        This is probably correct. They seem pretty fly-by-night.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        That is air-tight logic.

      • Don escaped Texas

        password LuckyBoy6969

      • Chafed

        That’s what I was thinking.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      Lol

    • Don escaped Texas

      I’ll look at it

      the think is how to handle the exhaust temps: even with blending, they’re tough

      • Sensei

        There were 7 generations of engine. Gen 4 was the one in the 1963 car and publicity blitz.

        Gen 7 died in 1977.

        Last 15 minutes were really touching. I didn’t realize Jay Leno blew his up. Turbine engine manufacturer and volunteer employees are rebuilding it with a bunch the remaining Chrysler engineers.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      I am so ordering that for the wife.

    • MojeauXX

      I am there.

    • Animal

      GLIBS GET IN THE ZOOM DAMMIT GET IN NOW!

      • kinnath

        nope

  8. rhywun

    My tan looks like this: 😡

    • Sean

      You need a hat.

      • rhywun

        I bought an urban sombrero last summer. That thing gets a workout.

      • Sean

        J. Peterman?

      • rhywun

        Einskey. Sometimes I think these Chinese company names are just random collections of letters pulled out of a hat.

      • R C Dean

        I would call that a gringo sombrero. Me likey.

      • rhywun

        I like it too. I had to remove that strap because it kept getting caught between two of my chins and choking me.

      • R.J.

        Not so much a Sombrero as a gringo hat. Agree with Dean.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        I have a giant “crushable” straw hat, that I have managed to crush shapeless now.

        Gots to protect the pale, bald, noggin!

      • Ted S.

        If you get a second one it would be Zweikey.

      • MikeS

        Ich sehe, was du da gemacht hast.

      • rhywun

        Ich auch. 🙄

      • rhywun

        Oh, bravo.

      • MojeauXX

        😡

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        A sine of the times.

      • Gadfly

        *applause*

    • Not Adahn

      My farmer’s tan is somewhere between “Mexican” and “holy shit, you really are part Injun!”

  9. rhywun

    He has already dispatched 45,000 cops across the nation and begged parents to stop children as young as 13 joining the mobs.

    LOL that is maybe 1.5 times the number of cops in NYC.

    “We’re gonna need a bigger police academy.”

  10. rhywun

    Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!

    JFC I knew sportz money was ridiculous but this is insane.

  11. Sean

    I am so enjoying driving around my new SUV, but all I really wanna do is take it offroad.
    I need off road friends. 😒

    • MikeS

      Go offroad and find some.

  12. dbleagle

    Last week we raced from Oahu to Kauai. The next couple of days after the race were very windy. Add to that a bad sea state with a large swell from the south and 8 feet wind waves from the north creating a choppy mess. We flew back and returned to Kauai yesterday before dawn, prepped the boat and sailed back to the west coast of Oahu. The conditions were good with winds averaging 17kt and 5 foot wind waves. We used a small headsail and shortened the mainsail to the 2d reef point. It was a good crossing but long- 15.5 hours harbor to harbor. The three of us rotated steering every hour so my shoulders are sore, plus my thighs are sore from holding myself in place on a heeling and bouncing boat. It’s a good sore though, an honest sore from working rather than from injury.

    Today is house chores as a penance from 18 days of sailing in June.

    • Sensei

      I both miss and don’t miss sailing anymore.

      • Ted S.

        So you’re saying the canvas *can’t* do miracles?

      • R C Dean

        I would guess that you miss being sailing, and don’t miss doing sailing.

      • Sensei

        The art of going slowly at great expense.

        It’s fun and quite physical as well as very intellectual especially when you race.

        I actually prefer just being a deckhand with much less thinking required.

      • dbleagle

        The race from Kanehoe Bay to Nawilliwilli Harbor is ~123 miles straight line distance and boats rarely go straight line over those distances. In the middle of the race you might see 1-2 other boats somewhere on the horizon. Amazingly, about 100 miles into the race our primary competitor and our boat passed each at around 200 yards going opposite directions. The we quickly separated again.

        Our boat ended up in 2d place. Last year we were the first to finish but ended up 4th. Not a bad day racing on our part.

        I run the foredeck on this boat and help with navigation.

      • Sensei

        Congratulations.

        The other thing about races with various boats is the handicapping makes things interesting.

        My racing was pre-internet so we’d frequently be at the bar before we knew what the actual finishing order was.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Very nice. I sailed a little bit when I was a kid, both in Boy Scouts and my mother had a 17′ Sunfish. I was looking to get back into it when I lived on SF bay. But, I was diagnosed and l kinda set it aside.

  13. The Other Kevin

    How is France so out of control? Don’t they have F-16’s?

    • Sensei

      They thought they did but they were simply Mirages.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Slow clap.

      • Annoyed Nomad

        Joining the clap and standing up…

      • Ted S.

        I’m sorry you’ve got the clap.

      • whiz

        The Clap, you say?

  14. MikeS

    An interesting article on drug use in tech companies. Especially amongst the executives. As someone who has trouble maintaining focus, the talk of microdosing to help focus caught my attention.

    Magic Mushrooms. LSD. Ketamine. The Drugs That Power Silicon Valley.

    Elon Musk takes ketamine. Sergey Brin sometimes enjoys magic mushrooms. Executives at venture-capital firm Founders Fund, known for its investments in SpaceX and Facebook, have thrown parties that include psychedelics.

    Routine drug use has moved from an after-hours activity squarely into corporate culture, leaving boards and business leaders to wrestle with their responsibilities for a workforce that frequently uses. At the vanguard are tech executives and employees who see psychedelics and similar substances, among them psilocybin, ketamine and LSD, as gateways to business breakthroughs.

    • rhywun

      So much horseshit.

      These people aren’t taking drugs to “get an edge”, they’re taking drugs because they’re broken.

      Ask me how I know.

      The workers are all young, cool, recent college grads… of course they’re taking a shitload of drugs.

      • MojeauXX

        I would try mushrooms.

        Because I’m broken and I know it!

      • The Other Kevin

        I would too. I hear it kind of reboots your brain in a good way.

      • MikeS

        I really want to try ‘shrooms sometime.

      • rhywun

        I probably would too. It’s one of the few drugs I haven’t tried.

      • hayeksplosives

        There was some promising research on using shrooms in a controlled environment, even just once, permanently resetting the brains of soldiers with PTSD from Iraq and Afghanistan.

        I wonder what happened to that? Maybe not lucrative enough for Big Pharma, a phrase I no longer scoff at following the Covid revelations.

      • UnCivilServant

        What was the mechanism of action? seems like a dramatic permanant impact.

        Also, if it is a permanant impact, that raises the question of what other changes might be wrought

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Also, psychedelics are fun-ain’t gotta be broken to like them. If you’re doing them every damn day you’re asking for it though.

      • rhywun

        I get “fun”, I do.

        Maybe “broken” is harsh – but I do think abstaining is probably a better goal. Fuck, I don’t even enjoy coffee anymore.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Don’t enjoy coffee? YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

      • rhywun

        I’m not sure if that’s a vid thing or not. I drink one cup a day and I struggle at that. It started around then. And it’s not like I don’t need the caffeine….

        I have the “thing I just cooked eggs on smells rancid” effect, too.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Excuse accepted.

        Blame the globalists for your predicament.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Oh man, that sucks. I had the vid, but it went away in a week, no lasting effects.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        No coffee?

        WTF IS THIS FRESH HELL?

        I will kill someone if I can’t have coffee at this point in my life.

        And yes, I want to try shrooms

    • KSuellington

      Mushrooms are good, LSD is good, ayahausca is good San Pedro is good, and MDMA is fantastic. Psychedelics don’t really lend themselves to abuse, of course you can, but most people won’t as they are kinda something that is self limiting. They can be very very good at resetting, and lead to some insights. They aren’t magic, and should be respected and legal for adults. Setting and ritual are very important for them. I’ve never taken micro doses, only macro, and on a few occasions heroic doses. I not a doctor but I highly recommend them if interested.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Setting is absolutely critical…take any of those in a sinister setting, physical or mental, and good luck (at least with LSD and mushrooms, no experience with the others).

      • KSuellington

        Mdma is in its own class and not quite a psychedelic and is not as setting dependent. It can be great at a party or with a group of friends. The others really demand a more mellow environment. I’ve taken mushrooms at concerts and been fine, but then had them a couple times in those settings and not had such a good time. A bad setting can really be a bummer of a trip, I’ve had a few. They really lend themselves well to a natural setting or at least someplace chill where no big interruptions or random people are likely.

      • rhywun

        E was amazing the 3 or 4 times I did it.

        I probably got a little too handsy with one of my BFFs, and it didn’t matter.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ah, so like coke in the 80’s business world.

  15. The Other Kevin

    There’s a very loud grad party in the neighborhood behind us. They usually do a huge fireworks show right over my yard, hopefully that’s tonight. I love summer.

    • UnCivilServant

      People are setting off fireworks around here. Thanks to the acoustics of the area, I can’t tell where.

      • rhywun

        Every night (and sometimes day) this week here. Sometimes in the middle of the busy intersection. The many delinquents around here have been emboldened in recent years.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I’m just waiting for the local celebratory gunfire, I assume they’re shooting straight up so it’s (mostly) all good.

      • rhywun

        the local celebratory gunfire

        At least we don’t get that in my neighborhood.

        I did have a firework go off just outside my (open) bedroom window at around 4am one year. I was displeased.

    • The Other Kevin

      People in Indiana love blowing stuff up. This year it’s a 4-day festival.

      • MikeS

        I was surprised I didn’t hear/see fireworks last night. I assume it’ll start tonight. We’re doing ours tomorrow night.

    • Sean

      Yeah. ‘splosions everywhere rn.

      • dbleagle

        They like doing home grown fireworks out here. Some are already going off. By the 4th it’ll be more or less constant and really ramping up after sunset.

        My town will be having the 100% privately funded beach fireworks this year. It is a tradition going back over 60 years. Every year I must decide whether to watch from my pool or the beach.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      There is usually a big display in the park a mile away on the fourth, and they have bands.

      Maybe Smashmouth will play again.

  16. Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

    Spent today in Zwak sans wife heaven. Went out junkin’, also known as looking for antiques to restore, rust to hoard, and books to shelve. Then went to the range, shot the Browning HP and the Walther KKJ. Both wonderful. Then went and had lunch at the local brewery, talked to the girls behind the stick, had a spicy burger (not that anything in Oregon is actually spicy) and a couple of the summer IPA’s, which are a very nice, light 3.8ABV.

    Came home, took a nap, and now grilled a steak for salads.

      • DEG

        🙂

      • Sean

        $35 for a t shirt?

        GTFO!

        I like the design, but not $35 like…

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      I’ve decided I’m gay and we should totally hook up.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Nice! It’s been humid in Portland so glad to be in the south valley where it isn’t. Well mostly glad.

  17. DEG

    Instead of paying him the rest of the money owed, the Mets and Bonilla negotiated a deal to make annual payments of just under $1.2 million every July 1 from 2011 to 2035, when Bonilla will be 72, which included a negotiated 8% interest.

    Nice deal.

    Excellent music choice for the night.

  18. The Other Kevin

    That neighborhood by me just had their fireworks show. 15 minutes long with a grand finale to rival any town’s. And I just sit by the pool and watch it over the trees, a few hundred yards away. 🙂

    • rhywun

      On the 4th I’ll have my pick of six or seven shows visible from the three directions I can see from my apartment, ranging from Manhattan to New Jersey to Coney Island.

      I usually pair that with the teevee showing of the Manhattan ‘works.

      • The Other Kevin

        I think the 4th is my favorite holiday. It’s summer, there’s fireworks and good food with friends, and you don’t have to buy gifts or go to multiple family parties.

      • Rat on a train

        I remember scheduling a flight out of LAX at just the right time to see all the shows across the basin.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Weird hockey and fireworks story just for TOK: 25 years ago a friend lived in the same neighborhood as Eddie Belfour. Everyone loved him, no shenanigans ’round the house.

      Ten years before that we would take folding chairs out on 121, this two-lane country road. The new mall on I-35 paid for the show. Today that’s Sam Rayburn (born in TN!) Tollway, and it’s all tract housing solid from Rockwall to Weatherford, but, over the trees, you can still see the show from Eddie’s cul-de-sac.

      I don’t know where Belfour lives now. I escaped this week nine years ago. My son moved to Oregon ( a woman thing, but a redhead is what got me to Fort Worth; oh well ) where I’m sure the beer leagues are a bit more successful than they are in Austin; no one taught him how to skate backward….he just started doing it.

      • MikeS

        I’m thinking he’s still in the DFW area. At least that’s where his whiskey business is.

        He played college hockey at the U of NoDak in Grand Forks. When he launched his whiskey he came up here for a tasting and bottle signing event. Still kicking myself for not going and getting a signed bottle.

      • Don escaped Texas

        DFW area

        all of this is about 16 miles south of Trashy

        maybe I should take NewWife back to the arts district for our tenth anniversary….where we had our first date; maybe I should stop calling her NewWife after ten years

      • Chafed

        Maybe she would prefer SecondWife.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Probably just WIFE. No qualifier.

      • The Other Kevin

        I always liked him. So much fun to watch, great goalie.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’ve heard a few firecrackers nearby from here inside, but the radar indicates we may have some “organic” fireworks here after a bit. I may go out and enjoy those…if I can stay awake until they arrive,

      • Gender Traitor

        The noisy rain has arrived, but I thought better of enjoying the “fireworks” from the back porch. I can hear it plenty well in here.

  19. Brochettaward

    “The lack of respect and responsibility shown toward this animal was disappointing to see….this serves as a strong reminder of the consequences of such behavior,” the FWC said in a statement to the outlet.

    Fuck off. You don’t own that alligator and you don’t get to tell people what they do with them. Nor should we be inflicting punishments on individuals to serve as reminders to others how they should behave.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Yeah, it wasn’t too bad from what I can tell. The damn things hang out in ponds waiting for dogs to have a drink or for a drowned deer to drift by. That can of whatever won’t be the worst thing it put in its mouth. From the reaction you’d think they guy was banging it.

    • KSuellington

      Yup, I’m in agreement. It was youthful frigging hijinx, and it’s a fucking alligator for fuck sakes. Yeah, don’t abuse them, but this was really mild. To think of what people do and get away with and this kid they try and nail against the wall. Fuck those holier than thou fucks.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s a feeding frenzy of sanctimony from what I can tell.

      • MikeS

        Complete with buckets of alligator tears.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Don’t they have a “kill in sight” deal for ‘gators, anyway?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is it time or is it too late? Seems like the redneck/frat boy crowd has realized Bud Light’s easily substituted for.

      • Brochettaward

        I think you could get some percentage of the customer base back. It was cheap swill easily replaced, but it was their cheap swill they drank by choice still.

        But it would take them doing something that no modern CEO is willing to do. They’d have to completely turn their back on the quiltbag community’s bullshit.

  20. rhywun

    Pop Tart Cage Match

    Sorry, Madge – you are no Taylor or … Pink?

    /vaguely remembers Madonna peaking in the 90s, could not name a song from the other two to save his life

    • hayeksplosives

      I’d say Madonna peaked in the 80s.

      I know Pink did “Get this Party Started”.

      Taylor Swift I know from Remy parodies.

      • rhywun

        I had Like a Prayer in mind – 1989. So you’re technically correct.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Take a Bow was 1984, so you were correct the first time.

      • Festus

        “Lucky Star” before the smell set in.

      • Gender Traitor

        Cyndi Lauper >>> Madonna

      • rhywun

        Totally agree.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If Madonna wasn’t trying to pass her quim off as hot shit she’d be a lot more palatable. Rule 34 and all that but no thanks.

  21. Festus

    Pride Month finally over… Anyone else sick and tired of the goatse?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Ah, good old goatsie . com
      How’s it hanging up there in Canuckstan Festus?

      • Brochettaward

        The internet died the day they took Goatsie down.

      • Brochettaward

        It officially marks the days of the internet being a virtual wild wild west into a feminized platform for social media hanging normies.

        It’s when words became violence and we had people claiming they worried about their safety.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, I miss that guy’s distended anus.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Words you don’t ever expect to read.

      • Brochettaward

        When you are Firsting, you always learn to expect the unexpected. It flows through. Fills you.

    • rhywun

      H8er

      • Festus

        Unfair! I’ve been very friendly to the pillow-biters amongst us and care not a whit for their proclivities! How dare you!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean! Thank goodness you’re here! The thread just above your greetings almost scared me right out of the post! 😳

      Time for some cold brew coffee, choral music on the satellite radio, and a cloudy and damp but not unpleasant morning at Tranquility Base! 😊☕

      • Sean

        ☕🌄☺

      • Fourscore

        Morning, Lady and Gent!

        Had the coffee, another beautiful summer day. Mosquitoes and deer flies tend to disappear after the sun warms things up. My neighbor is repairing my garage roof from the winter damage. I’ll take good care of him for his efforts, he’s a good and big neighbor. He also has a Bobcat for the heavy work.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, 4(20)! The mosquito is Minnesoda’s state bird, no? 😉

        So glad to hear your garage roof is getting fixed! Aren’t good neighbors priceless?

      • Sean

        *waves*

    • Rat on a train

      Tourists from Indiana?

    • Brochettaward

      I wonder if that shooting will make the national news. Probably not.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, that was the top story on the local-powerhouse-for-news TV station’s website this morning. Text says two killed, headline says “At least 2.” Stay tuned for political body-pile-climbing. Also, Baltimore apparently wants to be Chicago.

      It’s going to be a long summer.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        On a per capita basis Baltimore already far exceeds Chicago.

      • Gender Traitor

        No kidding? Chicago wants to be Baltimore?