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Banjos

Banjos

Wife of sloopy, mother to three bright, curious, and highly active young girls. Perpetually exhausted.

245 Comments

  1. AlexinCT

    Ban on Recording Without Consent Is Unconstitutional, US Court Rules

    The crooks that don’t want to be recorded admitting they are crooks are gonna find a way around this.

  2. AlexinCT

    Biden admin to appeal order limiting contact with social media companies

    How dare the court torpedo the mandarinate’s workaround to the constitution’s stupid limitation that government not use its power to fuck over the citizenry so they can be even more corrupt and criminal in their endeavors?

  3. AlexinCT

    Americans’ ‘excess’ pandemic savings now depleted, Fed research finds

    But there is no inflation!

    • Sean

      No one even knew what inflation was until those damn Republican’s brought it up!

  4. AlexinCT

    Bankruptcy Filings on the Rise in First Half of 2023

    Only the government can just keep spending more than it takes in without consequences…

    OK, there will be consequences, but they will make sure we are the ones that pay it. Not them.

  5. AlexinCT

    Housing affordability plummets to lowest level since 2007 as prices jump

    I am more ticked off about the freaking loan rates. It looks like I am going to be better off just paying cash when I retire and move rather than get a mortgage at the current insane rates.

    • Brawndo

      Retire? Lol

      • AlexinCT

        Yeah, I went from almost ready to you are gonna need at least another decade of putting away money that seems to only keep losing value in a system that keeps losing value… and I am not counting on SS. That thing is DOA.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Then you won’t have to accept Medicare.

      • AlexinCT

        Oh, That’s another thing I am working to make sure never is needed. Or VA coverage of any kind.

    • R C Dean

      Why would you take out a big loan when you retire? That’s when you should be debt-free. Your income is going down, so your monthly nut should be going down, not up.

      • AlexinCT

        I was not thinking of a big loan. I was thinking of a smaller loan just to have some tax deductions. Not worth it today anymore, so yea, paying cash.

    • rhywun

      Once triggered, the emergency platform would give the U.N. the ability to “actively promote and drive an international response that places the principles of equity and solidarity at the centre of its work.”

      LOL that’s a No from me, dawg.

      • AlexinCT

        You don’t get a vote peasant/serf. Know your place!

    • Tonio

      “Emergency powers.” LOLOLOL….

    • Rebel Scum

      The emergency platform would also give the United Nations the power to “Ensure that all participating actors make commitments that can contribute meaningfully to the response and that they are held to account for delivery on those commitments.”

      Buzzword bingo is fun but not really. This farce of an organization has not done anything that it was allegedly supposed to. It needs to be dissolved.

      • AlexinCT

        The UN is great at sending “peace keepers” to rape the youth of whatever unfortunate place they deployed their forces to. Most of the time they compound this shit by video taping it and serving it up to the child molesting lot around the globe that supports them.

      • Fourscore

        Maybe the southern border infiltrators are undercover peace keepers? Just because we don’t know doesn’t mean it’s not true

    • The Other Kevin

      In a shocking turn of events nobody could see coming, we’ll have one of those emergencies within a year and it will never go away.

  6. Sean

    I’ll let you provide your own songs

    OK, here ya go.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      According to news reports, Woodward claimed in a sealed letter to D.C. District Chief Judge James Boasberg that, in a meeting to discuss Nauta’s case, Bratt indicated that Woodward’s application to be a D.C. Superior Court judge could be impacted if he could not get Nauta to testify against Trump.

      And you get a judgeship, and you get a judgeship, and you…

      This may not go unpunished. Federal judges get rather pissy about the “sanctity” of the position and the respect they’re deserved.

      • UnCivilServant

        Judges don’t deserve respect. They still need to earn it. After all, most of them are lawyers, that’s a lot of respect defecit to overcome.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Deserve ain’t got nuthin’ to with it.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        do with it

    • Drake

      That’s why they have to keep inventing new things to charge him with.

      • AlexinCT

        My problem with this whole affair is that if they can get away with doing this shit to him, then they will have no remorse, or even doubts, of doing this evil shit to the rest of us…

      • Drake

        The are still running a literal gulag for J6 protestors. Haven’t seen any action yet, but they want to put every last non-antifa Charlottesville protestor in a gulag too.

      • AlexinCT

        Keeping these people locked up for years without a trail and then forcing them to accept a plea deal where the crooked class gets them to blame their political enemy, is the punishment.

  7. sloopyinca

    I’ll let you provide your own songs and move along with my day.

    Ok. This one’s for you personally. now I have to go out and personally take care of the details. Which will be a pleasure.

    • AlexinCT

      Invisible ink?

    • Not Adahn

      Waiting for that placeholder to be changed, I’m wondering about the Spicer household. The implication is Sloopy didn’t preread the Lynx of Banjos, which further makes me think there’s at least two computers looking at Glibs at any one time. Which THEN makes me wonder how they’re keeping their brood from popping on here to say “hi!”

      • UnCivilServant

        The kids don’t want to hang out with their parents’ friends online.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Mojeaux’s does.

      • sloopyinca

        Some day, God willing, they’ll get their asses out of bed and do the links for us.

        But today I was just wishing my lovely wife a happy birthday.

      • AlexinCT

        HAPPY B-DAY BANJOS!

      • Sean

        Happy birthday Banjos. 🙂

      • Pope Jimbo

        Is she old enough to be safe from OMWC now?

        Happy birthday Banjos!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🥳 🎂 🪕🪕 !

      • Nephilium

        All hail Banjo the Clown god!

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Happy Banjo Day!

      • dbleagle

        Dang it. Start at the 2m mark.

  8. Rebel Scum

    The Biden administration will appeal a recent judicial order that a range of administration officials, including the entire FBI and DOJ, refrain from contacting social media companies to have First Amendment-protected content removed.

    Of course. If you can’t censor the opposition then democracy dies.

  9. Rebel Scum

    Bankruptcy Filings on the Rise in First Half of 2023

    So you are saying that Bidenomics is working.

    • Nephilium

      I blame greedy Republicans.

      • AlexinCT

        The idea that the US middle class is a huge problem for the globalist movement is absolutely correct and precisely why the left is doing its best to destroy it.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      We don’t even care enough to properly link.

      • rhywun

        I mean, it’s just straight-up biology.

        Straight-up.

        But how does biology explain your child claiming to be genderfuck one day, and two-spirit the next?

      • UnCivilServant

        You see, attention and affirmation generate neurotransmitters that make the brain feel good. So if the only way one can get these things is through lies, they will do so.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        However, the Fairfax County School Superintendent, Michelle Reid, responded to the data by saying, “Honestly, the majority doesn’t always dictate, right?”

        We’re going to find out.

      • R C Dean

        “Honestly, the majority doesn’t always dictate, right?”

        But, muh democracy!

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        “You know, what if students learned more than my generation did about other genders?” another school board member, Melanie Meren, said. “I think this is a step towards further accepting everyone and understanding people’s biology. I mean, it’s just straight-up biology.”

        Holy fuck these people are stupid.

      • AlexinCT

        No, they are fucking evil.

    • AlexinCT

      This is the shit that is promoted and encouraged by the progressive movement. It is all about narrative and image, both being completely false, to get your props..

  10. Rebel Scum

    Housing affordability plummets to lowest level since 2007 as prices jump

    I wouldn’t be able to by my house today. Price nearly doubled according to Zillow.

    • AlexinCT

      Wait until they pass a law saying you have to pay extra taxes on your home just like they want you to do on investments, even though you have not yet sold and could potentially suffer a loss instead of a windfall…

      Cause they need you living in a pod you don’t own to make you happy.

      Know what I am saying?

      • Gustave Lytton

        What? Unless there’s a limitation pass to prevent it, that’s how assessed values and property taxes work already.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Yes it is.

        Unless you’re in California. The progs sure do hate Prop 13.

      • Gustave Lytton

        We have similar here and the whining continues. Same with income tax rebates and lack of a sales tax. The latter was backdoored and the former was jacked up on the initial rates to matter less. Not that it stops the right thinkers from bemoaning.

    • Drake

      Importing millions of people and letting the major cities deteriorate into lawless shitholes might just be driving up demand for houses in safe neighborhoods.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Gee, they wouldn’t import a bunch of people, fail to employ or support them, secretly encourage riots, then use that as an excuse to crack down on political dissent as they collapse the pension systems and enact their authoritarian dreams….

        *glances at France*

      • Drake

        Is employment and assimilation even part of the mass immigration industry these days? I seriously don’t know.

      • rhywun

        The left has been celebrating “multiculturalism” (i.e. the opposite of assimilation) my entire life, so I would say No on that score.

        As for employment, I think we still want roofers and gardeners and fieldhands but the expectation of work is clearly gone, when we’re handing out free room & board to anyone who shows up and loudly and proudly cheering it on.

      • AlexinCT

        The priority until the deep state has a firm hold on power is power. So these people are here to help the deep state get to that point where it no longer fears any competition. Until then these people will get free shit to buy their compliance. Once it is no longer needed they will find themselves in a world of hurt.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        No

        In fact, the H1B portion of the immigration system which actually support employment is capped at 65,000 annually.

        Compare that to the millions being let across the border with no support system or employment lined up

      • R C Dean

        They have a supporter system. Billions of government dollars are laundered through nonprofits to pay the illegals who aren’t technically allowed to work, while waiting on their asylum cour date five or more years out.

      • AlexinCT

        I am sure they have plans for those “safe neighborhoods”….

    • Nephilium

      My house is in the same boat. Per Zillow, nearly doubled in price. That’s with a bunch of new development going in nearby as well. And this is in an old CLE suburb, not way out in the exurbs.

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t care what Zillow thinks.

        I care that the city asserts my house can be taxed.

      • AlexinCT

        When I bought my house 25 years ago, I paid $801 a year. It is now over $8K. And all I get is grief from government for that ripoff.

      • Nephilium

        Thankfully, the property tax increases haven’t been matching the Zillow (and other sites) estimates.

      • AlexinCT

        YET!

        Operative word…

    • AlexinCT

      When you are jonesin, you are joesin, man..

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        And Jill looks like she’s got a little tweak in her too.

      • AlexinCT

        She was looking for Koh-moh-loh’s husband to kiss?

      • R C Dean

        Jill gives the game away. She glances at Hunter as he’s exiting stage left, and the look on her face says it all.

        Anybody who has tried to fake being straight while high as a kite knows exactly what’s going on.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Could be but he could just be scratching his nose. He does look pretty wired in the rest of the vid though so who knows?

    • rhywun

      LOL I saw a later clip from what looks like the same event where he’s clearly tweaking and I was hoping for more.

      This is more.

  11. Rebel Scum

    Joyless Reid is Joyless.

    “I have to say, I did not go out on July 4 and would not. The idea of going to a mass gathering, a parade, or a big fireworks thing outside seems insane to me, to be blunt, in America because America is awash with guns, and now people don’t just have them. They seem to want to shoot people with them and use them for whatever, you know?”

    Please feel free to recede into the abyss and leave us all alone and stop peddling lies about guns in an attempt to manipulate people into becoming serfs.

    • Drake

      Heard there was a lively block party in Baltimore.

    • tarran

      She’s nailed a huge reason why I avoid rallies, parades etc. It’s probably the product of the political violence going on in Turkey when I was a kid; I see gatherings as potential bombing sites. I can’t relax because part of me is trying to keep an eye on everything and everyone around me.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Large political gatherings set me on edge. To some extent the same has always been true for evangelical and sports type events.

        When everybody starts acting in unison and submitting themselves to the group, the hair on the back of my neck stands up.

      • Drake

        Have friends who went to the Trump thing in Pickens, SC a few days ago. I had no desire.

        All the stuff mentioned above and it was 92 degrees.

      • Aloysious

        Agree with this. Even restaurants get to be too much during peak hours.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      Tell me once again how you were an Affirmative Action at Harvard, without saying you were an Affirmative Action at Harvard.

    • Fourscore

      Don’t do that to me, Jimbo, ruined my whole day of curmudgeon ing

    • Tundra

      Adorable! Thanks, Holiness!

    • Tres Cool

      Well, damn

  12. Pope Jimbo

    “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

    Uffda, that doesn’t cover the New Hatebirds

    Sounds like the USPS should toughen up their carriers.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Minnesoda is 24/7 Wild Hatebird news.

    • Fourscore

      Needs to carry a pocketful of corn as a diversionary tactic, like the UPS guys with doggie treats

  13. Pope Jimbo

    That is quite the pen that the Wisconsin governor has. Biden must be totes jelly.

    MADISON – Gov. Tony Evers, a former public school educator, used his broad partial veto authority this week to sign into law a new state budget that increases funding for public schools for the next four centuries.

    Evers crafted the four-century school aid extension by striking a hyphen and a “20” from a reference to the 2024-25 school year. The increase of $325 per student is the highest single-year increase in revenue limits in state history.

    This is really breaking new ground in lawmaking. Just striking out letters/numbers/words you don’t like until you get the law you want? Genius!

    • AlexinCT

      The pen truly is mightier than the sword…

      • R C Dean

        The legendary “Penis mightier” headline was from the Madison paper while Gov. Thompson was using this line-item veto authority.

    • Sean

      Brilliant!

    • UnCivilServant

      I doubt the governor actually has the authority to edit the lines to that detail.

      • R.J.

        What if he just sneezed while his pen was above the page?

      • R C Dean

        Yes, he does in Wisconsin. I think it may be limited to appropriations bills, but this was settled ages ago under Tommy Thompson.

        Of course, the next legislature/governor can change his 400 year appropriation, as no legislature can bind a successor, since every legislature has the authority to amend existing law.

      • UnCivilServant

        Might as well let the governer write the laws in that case.

      • CPRM

        The power was in ‘in the right hands’ when Thompson was in charge, so the pubs thought it was a grand idea. Politicians are for nothing more than ‘current win’.

  14. The Late P Brooks
  15. The Late P Brooks

    Governments are people, too.

  16. Pope Jimbo

    Ultimate NIMBY-ism

    But what started as an aspiration is engulfed in bitter dispute, spilling into contentious local government meetings — with some neighbors raising concerns about water pollution and animals digging up bodies — and even the Minnesota Legislature. Ultimately, the Legislature approved a law in May that appears to block Connell, and other new cemeteries, from offering green burials for the next two years as health officials research the minimalist custom.

    Altogether, it’s a saga that has led to complicated questions about burials and cemeteries in Minnesota, which face little state regulation. It has also stirred up questions of religious freedom that go beyond the Carlton County case.

    Notably, Minnesota’s new moratorium raised some eyebrows because typical burials for Jews and Muslims meet the state’s definition for what was temporarily banned. “It seems to be a careless decision here by the state,” said Jaylani Hussein, executive director of the Minnesota Chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

    I don’t think there are any good guys in this story. The neighbors who are claiming that burying unembalmed people is an environmental nightmare are the biggest assholes though. They even beat out the usual govt hacks who want to “study” and “regulate” these burials.

    • R.J.

      “Letting bodies decay like that just ain’t natural!”
      The nerve of these protesters.

      • AlexinCT

        At least they are not engaging in congress with them corpses…

      • Pope Jimbo

        This isn’t Wisconsin!

        On a night in September 2006, Alexander Grunke, his brother Nick and friend Dustin Radke went to the St. Charles cemetery in Cassville, Wisconsin, intent on digging up a 20-year-old woman’s body who had died the week before in a car wreck.

        First, they went to a store to buy condoms, according to the police report.

        “Nick said numerous times over the years how he’d love to have sex with a dead body because he wouldn’t want to have a woman to come home to holler at, or complain or nag at him,” Radke was quoted as saying.

      • Nephilium

        Bring back sky burials!

      • AlexinCT

        Helicopter tours? Pinochet style?

      • Nephilium

        No. An actual sky burial.

    • Fourscore

      Just dump the loved ones in the woods alongside the CRT TV sets and wash machines, like other folks do. We can’t let the homeless get a leg up on us for proper disposal of our left overs.

    • Rat on a train

      That petition alleges that decomposition of unembalmed remains containing chemicals and disease could seep into the ground, impacting water quality in a nearby wetland, natural spring, wells and the Blackhoof River.
      All those chemicals you aren’t using could seep out!

      • UnCivilServant

        You gotta add the formaldehyde or the evils of humanity will stain gaia!

      • R C Dean

        “decomposition of unembalmed remains containing chemicals and disease could seep into the ground, impacting water quality”

        Asserted, without a shred of evidence.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The only valid concern I saw was with shallow burials. Probably wouldn’t be a good idea to have a field full of bodies only a couple of feet down. Easily solved by using the traditional six feet, for burials not involving a vault.

    • R.J.

      *Scooby Doo gang catches thief
      *Removes mask
      “Gavin Newsome!”

    • AlexinCT

      These are the scumbags that voted for the policies that have turned San Fran into a shithole. The consequences of their choices finally is happening to them personally. I can’t see this as anything but “social justice’. Is it wrong that I cheer this on?

      • The Last American Hero

        Yes. These are real people getting hurt. I don’t cheer it on but I do cheer rubbing their and every lefty’s noses in the dogshit they cheered for.

    • Sean

      Batons?

      Maybe they’re just misunderstood cheerleaders or band conductors…

    • rhywun

      Baton-Wielding Gang of Teenagers in Ski Masks was the name of my last punk band.

  17. Common Tater

    “The mother of a man who allegedly vanished in 2015 was seen fleeing her home at midnight after allegations that she used her son as a sex slave came to light.

    Rudy Farias, now 25, was ‘found’ on June 29 in the doorway of a church, eight years after his mother Janie Santana reported him missing in Houston, Texas.

    But the mom has been accused of holding him hostage and sexually abusing him for years, forcing him to ‘play daddy’ and giving him hallucinogenic drugs to keep him under her control.

    After news of Rudy’s miraculous return emerged, neighbors claimed Rudy had never been missing at all, and would often be seen around the neighborhood….

    The bizarre story took an astonishing turn on Wednesday as Farias and Santana, spoke to detectives at a Houston hotel, with a mediator – local New Black Panther leader and community activist Quanell X.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12270809/Rudy-Farias-mom-spotted-fleeing-home-accused-keeping-son-sex-slave.html

    what?

    • Not Adahn

      Quanell X is the gift that keeps on giving.

      • Not Adahn

        …and accordi9ng to the pic, he’s put on weight since I left Houston.

  18. Not Adahn

    *goes to dock, grabs pallet jack and retrieves new ion chromatograph*

    “You there boy, what’s today?”

    “Today sir? Today is Christmas day!”

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s been a while since I’ve heard anyone mention “Christmas in July”

      • Not Adahn

        There are days when I really love my job.

      • Nephilium

        We’ve got Christmas beers back on the shelves, and parties and crawls have been advertised for weeks here.

    • Tres Cool

      I got ridiculously happy to get a couple cases of fresh, clean, sample bottles on-site last week.
      Hopefully this next week Ill have some shiny, new, proper, squeeze bottles too.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    What can you do?

    Law enforcement officials confirmed on Wednesday that cocaine was found at the White House over the weekend.

    But one official familiar with the investigation cautioned that the source of the drug was unlikely to be determined given that it was discovered in a highly trafficked area of the West Wing.

    The small amount of cocaine was found in a cubby area for storing electronics within the West Exec basement entryway into the West Wing, where many people have authorized access, including staff or visitors coming in for West Wing tours.

    Asked what the chances were of finding the culprit, the official said that “it’s gonna be very difficult for us to do that because of where it was.”

    “Even if there were surveillance cameras, unless you were waving it around, it may not have been caught” by the cameras, added the official, who spoke on condition of anonymity given that it’s an ongoing investigation. “It’s a bit of a thoroughfare. People walk by there all the time.”

    It’s not as if it was a Confederate flag lapel pin.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      Assuming it was in a plastic bag, there would likely be DNA on the outside of it. Maybe even prints.

      Coke fiends aren’t known for their scrupulous sanitation habits.

    • Sean

      I refuse to believe security and surveillance is that lax in the fucking White House.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        It isn’t. They’re just thumbing their noses at us now.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        The funny thing with it is that, unless they have actual footage of somebody else, everyone is already thinking “it’s Hunter.”

        Boxed themselves in on this. Retards.

      • AlexinCT

        They are counting on most people being retards and not knowing better..

      • Rebel Scum

        Of course it’s Hunter and he is violating the terms of the deferment of the gun charge.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m sure this happens often and it’s easy to just brush under the rug. So to me it’s curious that they put this out in public. Listening to Scott Adams today, he thinks this was an op and it was planted there on purpose. Perhaps the deep state sees that Biden is in worse shape than we think, and they’re trying to sabotage him.

      • Common Tater

        Or it’s a distraction from something else.

      • Rebel Scum

        SS wanted it known for some reason. Otherwise they would have just tossed it and kept quiet. Maybe.

    • Rebel Scum

      It’s not as if it was a Confederate flag lapel pin.

      MAGA meemaws with tiny American flags are this countries true menace.

    • R C Dean

      Tracking the ever shifting story:

      (1) It was found “near” the White House.

      (2) Then, it was found in the library in the East Wing (I believe this is what the FD said when they were called in to test i, who have the least incentive to lie). Oops I’d – turns out that’s not really open to the public, even though tours go past it. Way too short a list of potential suspects, not to mention the video surveillance.

      (3) Now, it was found in a closet in the West Wing, open to the public, where staff and visitors leave phones and whatnot. That’s an agreeably long list of suspects. Unanswered questions still abound, like – does the staff really leave their phones in a closet open to the public in some way? Security risk, anyone? And am I expected to believe that there’s no video surveillance of the closet area?

      Of course, the real unanswered question is – why have we been given three completely contradictory stories about this? Who has been sourcing these tales?

      One question which will never be answered is – who left the coke? I am quite confident this is known, but we’ll get the lie that they just couldn’t track them down.

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Look man, it’s not like it was a pipe bomb.

        Oh wait, we can’t find those guys either…

  20. Tundra

    Good morning, Banjos!

    I’m still laughing about the cocaine in the WH and the footage of Hunter clearly doing a bump.

    I’ll let you provide your own songs and move along with my day.

    How about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cABZfkRcQ6A

  21. MojeauXX

    *reads links*

    And y’all wonder why some of us are dark-gray-pilled. Pffft.

    • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

      There are 57 types of pilled according to the latest scientific studies.

      I identify as polka dot pilled, generally morose with spots of cheer.

      • MojeauXX

        Oh, I wanna be polka-dot pilled!

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        So, one per Obama state?

      • rhywun

        Also, one per gender.

      • Gender Traitor

        At the moment, I’m torn between wanting to be plaid-pilled and paisley-pilled.

      • MojeauXX

        I believe paisley is the female counterpart to the phallic symbol.

  22. The Other Kevin

    We’re getting rid of our “smart” thermostat (a Nest). It’s definitely malfunctioning. We set it at a cool temp, and it keeps running after it reached that temp. Then this morning the heat was on, even though I had it on cool-only mode. Our cousin’s Nest kept cycling his furnace fan on randomly. His friend in HVAC says those things are trouble. We’re going back to the old non-wifi version.

    • AlexinCT

      You sure it isn’t bored people working at your utility company just entertaining themselves fucking around with people’s HVAC systems (read your contract)?

      • Nephilium

        I’ve got a lower end model. No wi-fi, and has weekday/weekend sets with four (if memory serves) bands of time for the day (such as x temperature until 0745, y temperature until 1630, z temperature until 2045, x temperature until 0000). It’s worked quite well, and was a great boon when I was going into the office daily.

        It gets much less work now that I’m full WFH.

      • Tundra

        Yeah, I don’t even bother with the programs since I’m home all the time.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve still got it programmed to cool down at night for better sleeping, but that’s it.

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s probably what we’ll do. It’s been months since I used my phone to set the temp, and like Tundra I’m home all the time and the thermostat is about 6 feet away from my home office.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Yeah, my AC guy said those Nest thermostats are complete garbage. There’s a pretty recent housing development nearby where they used them in all of the homes, and he said they’re constantly going out there and replacing them.

    • R C Dean

      Who would have thought something could go wrong with an overly complicated device like a “smart” thermostat? We replace ours a couple of years ago with programmable (morning, evening, weekends, that kind of thing), but I’d never get a “smart” one like a Nest. No Wi-Fi, no connectivity, just a design that’s been pretty bulletproof for years if not decades.

      • UnCivilServant

        My house came with a ‘programmable’ thermostat with no instructions. I eventually got all of the time periods set to the same temperature and haven’t touched it since because of the sheer hassle. On the nice to have list is replacing it with a simple mechanical thermostat.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    He wants to criminalize homelessness!

    After the former Vice President answered questions from voters he got in line to order some salted caramel ice cream. After he had that in hand, he walked by and KTIV had a chance to ask him a question about homelessness and how the presidency can impact it.

    “Because the sad fact is many people, many people that live in homelessness are people that actually struggle with mental illness. And we’re better than that we ought to be a country that provides resources and a place for those people to be able to go,” said Pence.

    Pence floated the idea of reopening mental hospitals, many of which he says were closed in the 1970s. According to the American Medical Association, they closed because of a belief that they were cruel, and that new medications may cure mental illness, on top of cost.

    Pence said he opened the first new mental hospital in 30 years when he was governor of Indiana.

    He’ll round up all the homeless people and lock them up. Put them to work making buggy whips.

    • rhywun

      They did close a lot of them in the 70s, they were cruel, I don’t know about new medications, the dollar damages they’re causing is probably worse than ever, and we’re probably short a lot of beds today.

      Not too much controversial there except maybe to people who unironically use the phrase “urban campers”.

      • R.J.

        Absolutely open them back up, and at least half of it needs to be dedicated to mandatory drug treatment programs.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Assuming it was in a plastic bag, there would likely be DNA on the outside of it. Maybe even prints.

    The DoJ has spent tens, if not hundreds, of millions of dollars hunting down Capitol sightseers, but they’re shrugging their shoulders and closing the books on this one.

    • AlexinCT

      They read the mind of the cocaine fiend and decided no reasonable prosecutor would file charges or something, so this was not criminal.

    • Fatty Bolger

      All of the evidence is headed for the J. Edgar Hoover Memorial Blackmail Vault.

    • R C Dean

      Nah, they made sure it was thoroughly handled for testing before anyone tried to collect evidence from it. “Gosh darn it, we just couldn’t check for fingerprints or DNA in case it was a bio weapon!”

      Like it wasn’t perfectly obvious it was coke the whole time. It’s been described as a dime bag, which any competent cop would be able to identify at ten paces.

      • Nephilium

        Like it wasn’t perfectly obvious it was coke the whole time. It’s been described as a dime bag, which any competent cop would be able to identify at ten paces.

        By scent, outside of a vehicle, 10 yards away.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Extrapolating from the Wisconsin story:

    being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

    • AlexinCT

      The size of that coke bag n the profile pic seems accurate too…

    • Tres Cool

      Hunter’s Coke Bag has it’s own account?
      I doubt this will sit well with Cracky.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Batons?

    Maybe they’re just misunderstood cheerleaders or band conductors…

    Exactly what I was thinking. First, you distract your victims by prancing around in a sparkly onesie, then give ’em a good konk on the noggin with the old flaming baton and take their stuff.

    • R C Dean

      I strongly suspect those were baseball bats, but because they were being wielded by urban youths, the story had to downplay it.

  27. tarran

    For people with navular interests, there is a purported transcript going around of the communications between the Titan sub and its mothership.

    It’s pretty awful; I expect that they were taking on water from the beginning into the aft equipment bay. Eventually salt water got into their batteries. The flooding changed the stress profile on their pressure hull, with a maximum compressive strain perpendicular to the windings of the carbon fiber.

    I base this on the fact that from the get-go they were sinking much faster than they had anticipated. They were clearly much heavier than calculated. This should have been a signal for abort. Then their hull damage detection system started alerting to unusual distortions in their hull. At this point they were less than 400 meters above the sea bottom and 3400 meters below the surface. So they try to initiate an emergency surface. They jettison the ballast to start an ascent. They keep descending. They go to an emergency jettison of the frame, a drastic action. Their first few attempts fail and finally they succeed. Having made themselves as light as possible, and trusting upwards at full power, they achieve an ascent that is an anemic 16 cm a minute (ETA on surface 348.73 hours). A contributor to the problem; one of their electric buses has failed, and they’ve had to switch everything over to the alternate.

    Then silence.

    Stockton was a fucking reckless lunatic. The moment there was an anomaly, they should have aborted. If you’re descending faster than expected, that doesn’t mean you have a tailwind and should enjoy the windfall. It means that you are sinking and are in danger!

    • AlexinCT

      Bad decisions were made… Consequences..

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sounds very plausible

    • Sensei

      Interesting. Sad, but interesting. Thanks!

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Cult of victimhood

    These are among the 11 mass shootings — defined as acts of gun violence injuring or killing at least four people — that have occurred this month, and 346 mass shootings since the beginning of the year, according to the Gun Violence Archive.

    Mass shootings have been rising in recent years, as have other kinds of gun violence, making firearms a major public health issue. This year alone, more than 21,000 people have died due to gun violence. Of those deaths, 12,210 were suicides.

    But the public health impact of gun violence extends far beyond those who are killed or injured. A far larger number of people are left grieving, traumatized, and at a risk of long-term struggles with a range of mental health issues.

    What we must never do is tell people to stop wallowing in their fear and grief and get back to the world of the living. Recovery is impossible. Any brush with tragedy will inescapably result in lifelong debilitating trauma.

    We should probably just euthanize anyone touched by gun violence, for their own good.

    • rhywun

      By all means let’s keep whining about guns and completely ignoring the pathologies behind the people using them in this manner.

      Love the sidebar:

      “Does the right to bear arms make the United States less free?”

      Never change, NPR.

    • R C Dean

      Yes, the current practice of rushing in counselors and the like, and yammering on and on and on about how everyone must be horribly traumatized, does a fine job of compounding whatever harm was done to non-victims.

  29. Common Tater

    “Zuckerberg Twists the Knife in Twitter as Millions Flock to Threads

    The Meta CEO wasted no time talking up his ambition to eat Elon Musk’s lunch.”

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/threads-zuckerberg-twists-the-knife-in-twitter-as-millions-flock-to-his-new-app

    “Meta Stock Higher As ‘Twitter Killer’ App Threads Sees Huge Signup Surge”

    https://www.thestreet.com/investing/stocks/meta-stock-jumps-as-twitter-killer-threads-sees-huge-signup-surge

    There are a bunch of these articles.

    • UnCivilServant

      I’d wager there’s not that much of an uptake, just an incentive to boost the ideological ally.

      • AlexinCT

        They are telling you people are “flocking there”, hoping you will.. Nobody is really flocking anywhere though.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeah, this. I’m sure there’s some signups but a lot of this is astroturfed bullshit aimed at getting people to jump on the bandwagon.

      • cyto

        Did they put a button on Facebook to add threads?

        2.5 billion people use Facebook each month. 10 million users hitting a link offered up to 2.5 billion people is almost zero.

    • rhywun

      Threads Sees Huge Signup Surge

      Never heard of it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      But godspeed to all those folks who want censorship and safe comfy lefty thoughts. What a unique offering!

      • R.J.

        Zuckerberg needed more government money to keep his Facebook behemoth from going bankrupt. So he made a Twitter copy. No doubt that was worth another 300 billion from Biden. When do we find out how much the government has buoyed Zuckerberg’s business since 2020?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “Any time a community is impacted by large-scale mass violence, the community is changed forever,” says psychologist Robin Gurwitch at Duke University. “The names of those communities are now linked to mass violence, whether it is Sandy Hook, or whether it is Oklahoma City, Columbine. There are so many.”

    And ghouls like you prey on them, along with politicians and “activists” and “advocates.

    • Common Tater

      “At a news conference Wednesday afternoon Philadelphia officials announced a lawsuit against several makers of self-made gun kits and gun parts, officials said that both guns found on Carriker after he was taken into custody appeared to be self-manufactured — commonly called ghost guns.”

      CWABOA

      • UnCivilServant

        The court needs to make public officials who engage in frivolous suits personally liable for the costs incurred by both sides in litigation.

      • cyto

        Yeah, this whole idea of suing people for selling perfectly legal items is hideous, and I have a hard time believing we allow it.

        The democrats have been itching to use this strategy for years, most notably trying to use the tobacco lawsuits as a template for suing gun manufacturers for gun violence. It took a federal law to stop that one.

        But it goes back further. Dram shop laws that hold the barkeep liable if a customer drinks and drives became a hot item in the MADD era of the 80s. This was the impetus for suing gun stores for shootings.

        The authoritarian left isn’t actually a new thing… the antiwar left of the 60s and 70s gave them a veneer of being “anti-establishment”, particularly when combined with drugs and sex and rock and roll…. but the authoritarian streak has always been there.

    • Common Tater

      “Mayor Jim Kenney said Wednesday that the city has seen a nearly 300% increase in ghost guns recovered during police investigations over the past four years, including 575 recovered in 2022.”

      Doubt.

      • Not Adahn

        1 to 4?

      • cyto

        I thought the same thing, but he says the new number is 575. That is a lot of home manufactured guns. It makes one suspect that draconian anti-gun laws make people find a way around the blockade.

      • Common Tater

        They might be counting guns with the serial numbers filed off as “ghost guns”.

      • cyto

        Or finding a box of receiver kits counts as one gun each.

      • R C Dean

        I think the Tater has the likely explanation.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “this commonsense budget will deliver,””
      Whatsamatter Alex, ain’t you got no common sense?

  31. Tundra

    MIMETIC APOCALYPSE

    When mimetic violence reaches a point of threatening to destroy the community or society from within, it is channeled towards a single victim whose sacrificial expulsion or murder restores social unity and peace. But, as mimetic tensions and violence are irrepressible, the temporary peace inevitably breaks down, forcing the social group to reenact the sacrificial crisis ritualistically to repeatedly release accumulated mimetic tensions.

    Kind of reminds me of The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas

    Good essay, especially for Girard fans.

  32. Rebel Scum

    Because tourist routinely bring drugs into the WH.

    KJP doubles down on blaming the cocaine being found at the White House on tourists: “Where this was discovered is a heavily-traveled area where many White House — Wing Wing, I should be even more specific — West Wing visitors come through this particular area.”

    • cyto

      This story was of the first where i saw the benefits of being on Twitter. I watched the story evolve. Several bloggers and Twitter journos had the story that a possible bag of cocaine was found in the white house.

      Shortly after that, someone told several MSM media outlets that the “white powder” was found outside the white house. They dutifully published this as fact. These stories were used to “debunk” reporting on the story, and even earned one reporter a community note.

      Then it was confirmed as cocaine and it definitely was found in the White House library.

      Then someone reported that Hunter Biden had been seen working on his laptop in the library.

      Then it was reported that the cocaine was found in the “west wing”… no specific location given.

      It was a completely different experience, watching the spin happen in real time.

      Now they are reporting that they probably will not be able to identify the source. And that they didn’t check for fingerprints.

      • AlexinCT

        Now they are reporting that they probably will not be able to identify the source. And that they didn’t check for fingerprints.

        What they really mean to say is that they know with 100% certainty who it belongs to but would prefer us dumb serfs shut the fuck up and stop asking for them to share that cause it would again reinforce the fact that the whole system is imploding under the weight of being run by dumb ass crooks.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    “Children are sponges and they absorb everything they’re seeing and hearing in their environment,” she says. “And if that includes a caregiver who is very panicked or very anxious about what’s going on, that can greatly impact how the child feels.”

    And so, providing social and mental health support to the adults in children’s lives is key to helping communities recover from the trauma of gun violence, she says.

    Long-term bereavement support is also key, Kaplow adds.

    “We know that for these communities, while the trauma may recede over time, and it usually does, the grief remains. And that is an area that receives very little attention.”

    This is where community-based and faith-based organizations can play a big role in healing communities from the potential long-term effects of gun violence, she says.

    Government grants are always the solution.

    • R C Dean

      “Children are sponges and they absorb everything they’re seeing and hearing in their environment”

      And from that, she reaches the completely wrong conclusion – that we need to keep hammering away about how horrible and traumatic and permanently life-changing it is, while delivering “counseling”.

      • Sean

        “Children are sponges and they absorb everything they’re seeing and hearing in their environment”

        Which is why they’re grooming them at such young ages.

        “Wave that pride flag, Timmy Tammy”

  34. Pope Jimbo

    This story is almost a Ray of Sunshine. Not only are people (a bit) freer in Iowa, but the lamentations of all the “public health” officials is awesome!

    Eric Heinen, an environmental health officer for northern Iowa’s Black Hawk County, is among the public health officials who worked for years to keep raw milk sales illegal.

    He was discouraged but not shocked to see Iowa’s raw milk proposal pass this spring amid growing skepticism of science. “It’s a different atmosphere we’re in right now,” he said.

    The bill was earlier criticized on the Iowa House floor by Rep. Megan Srinivas, a Democrat and infectious disease physician. Srinivas recounted treating children who were seriously sickened by germs in unpasteurized milk.

    “Raw milk increases chances of infection by 150 times,” Srinivas told her colleagues. Infected people can then pass on germs, including hepatitis A, shigella, and E. coli, when handling other people’s food, she said. “These outbreaks have public health implications that we cannot ignore.”

    I wonder if any of those guys will realize why no one listens to them anymore?

    • Tundra

      “These outbreaks have public health implications that we cannot ignore.”

      Wanna bet?

      Good news.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    amid growing skepticism of science.

    Not science, so much as government “scientists”.

    • cyto

      They keep using that spin.

      I cannot believe that they do not see the harm Fauci, in particular, caused. He lied and said that you don’t need a mask to prevent a run on masks and save them for Healthcare workers. Then he lied and said that a cloth mask would be great at stopping covid… no need to buy N95 masks. Then he said wear 2. Then we see studies that say cloth doesn’t do anything

      And that is just on one simple topic. The impact of it cannot be overstated though, because average folks may not understand the science of epidemiology… but they can follow when your story keeps changing, and every time you say that you are the science and nobody can question the science.

      • cyto

        For me the real breaking point was the claims that they studied the genetic code and determined that covid 19 could not possibly have come from the lab.

        I initially said that this settled the argument. The genes don’t lie.

        Then it turned out that the genes don’t lie, but scientists administering big studies do.

        That is the smoking gun that should have everyone calling for heads on pikes.

        The vaccine and mask stuff has an element of “we are trying to save lives” that allows for some leeway (despite my belief that breaking the people’s trust by trying to manipulate them is more dangerous). But the only reason to lie about the origin was to cover their own asses. We should not be giving them a pass on that.

      • R C Dean

        I recall seeing a story in early 2020, before even the initial 15 day lockdown announcement, that the virus had a fistful of things that were non natural, including some features that were very similar to, if not identical to, the HIV virus.

        The mask thing was particularly mind-boggling because there have been literally decades of studies that all, without exception, reached the same conclusion – masking doesn’t do shit to stop a respiratory virus.

        The public health cat ladies and crooks have thoroughly discredited themselves with a chunk of the population. The said thing is, that chunk isn’t a lot bigger.

      • The Other Kevin

        They could have easily kept their credibility intact by just saying, “Based on what we know now, this is what we recommend.” That’s how science works Things change based on new discoveries. But they couldn’t just be honest. As you said, every pronouncement was “the science” and we need to vigorously censor anyone who disagrees. And then they changed their mind and then that’s “the science”. It’s a textbook case of how to get people not to believe you.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    And that they didn’t check for fingerprints.

    Fingerprints were inadvertently smudged in the rush to determine whether the powder was a weapon of mass destruction.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    PANIC!

    The United Nation’s nuclear watchdog, the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), approved plans by Japan to release water from the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear power plant into the Pacific Ocean on Tuesday.

    The plan would see Japan release 1.3 million tons of treated wastewater — the equivalent of 500 Olympic swimming pools — which has been filtered through the Advanced Liquid Processing System (ALPS) from the destroyed Fukushima plant into the Pacific Ocean following the catastrophic earthquake that rocked Japan and caused a partial meltdown of the plant.

    The water, which was used to cool nuclear reactors following the deadly Tohoku earthquake and ensuing tsunami-hit Fukushima on March 11, 2011, is currently being stored in about 1,000 tanks on the site and the majority of the water was used to cool molten fuel, the remainder coming from rainwater and groundwater that entered the reactor units.

    It is set to be released by Japan in a controlled and gradual manner over the next 30 to 40 years.

    Do you want Godzilla? Because this is how you get Godzilla.

    • Sean

      Do you want Godzilla?

      Fucking right I do!

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        Damn straight. I was promised giant, irritable, atomic laser-beam shooting reptiles.

    • The Other Kevin

      Wow. Those people truly believe it’s warm rain on their leg.

      • R.J.

        When I see things like that, I think paid operative, not lunatic. Probably talking to other paid operatives.

      • R C Dean

        You are far too optimistic, RJ. Useful idiots are idiots. No need to pay them to spout idiocy.

    • cyto

      From the comments

      In my estimation, the student loan debt crisis has been solved by Biden. Not with forgiveness, but with changing PAYE to 5% of adjusted gross income from the 10% it used to be, and changing the adjustment from 1.5 times the poverty income to 2.25 times the poverty rate. A family of 2 making $100K a year went from a $625 payment, to a $250 a month payment. And he’s changed the rules around interest, it doesn’t accrue when you’re in this program (which everyone is defaulted into). There is forgiveness after 20 years of payments no matter what balance remains. There are people who will hae no payments under this plan. It makes payments affordable for everyone. Sure, will still be like a car payment for people, and that’s a bummer, but I can’t think of a scenario where payments aren’t reasonable no matter what anyone owes.

      • rhywun

        Somebody please get this back in front of SCOTUS kthxbai

        The whole thing is a gigantic Fuck You to the rest of us chumps.

    • rhywun

      😂🤣

      Why is the White House lit up like that Leni Riefenstahl speech he gave in Philly last year?

      • Nerfherder (Non-Non-Man)

        The messaging is clear.

  38. PutridMeat

    Happy Birthday, Banjos, thanks for your early morning efforts providing space space for miscreants to post and lurkers to read. It is appreciated!

    • Tundra

      Seconded. Happy birthday, Banjos!

  39. cyto

    The Tucker Carleson interview with Elon musk produced a tidbit that I was not aware of.

    It turns out, government agencies have been reading Twitter DMs. “They are not encripted”, says Musk. But they will be.

    Twitter is working on encrypted direct messages.

    They discussed the fact that journalists use DMs to talk to sources. And leaders and government officials communicate that way.

    Yet another reason “the establishment” is so anxious to keep you in one of their controlled platforms.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Has Dee Dee Myers got an alibi?