¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Aug 29, 2023 | Daily Links | 259 comments

I spent the morning in a hole in the wall auto shop after a check engine light that’s been turning on and off the past few weeks actually started to materialize into a noticeable drivetrain issue.  Damn thing decided it no longer wanted to shift without making a fuss about it.  Sort of like the union toads that built it.

This being a Chrysler product means it either needs a transmission fluid change, or its time to file a police report to declare it stolen and take it out to the desert set it on fire.

 

Enalces!

Mexico’s economy not as strong as they thought.  Which totally tracks since their economy is a proxy for ours, and they keep saying the US economy is straight up fire.

CNN ponders whether the new St. Ronnie has the power to invade Mexico just like Pershing.

“Experts” have opinions on “misinformation” in light of the “2024 Mexican presidential election.”  Thus far this lady named…Sheinbaum is the frontrunner.

I realize his fanbase is probably assumed to be in their 60’s, but his fanbase is a lot bigger across age groups in Mexico where the pronoun game hasn’t taken as big a hold.

He’s not wrong, the Pope is evil.

Its not everyday a hurricane is named after your aunt.

Election denial in Guatemala.

Pay no attention to this BRICS thing.  Besides, even Brazil will break up into competing states!

 

It feels like a Santana day, why not?

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259 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “This being a Chrysler product means it either needs a transmission fluid change, or its time to file a police report to declare it stolen and take it out to the desert set it on fire.”

    I’d try the first one first.

    • Pat

      Being a Chrysler, the best move is always to set it on fire.

      (Note: I drive a beat to shit Hyundai, but come one, you gotta do it for the joke)

      • Common Tater

        Old Chrysler/Dodge/Plymouth were great though.

      • R.J.

        Leaving it in a field on fire is the most manly way to fulfill “MOPAR or no car.”

      • Bobarian LMD

        The Slant Six.

        They would run like shit for 300K.

      • Common Tater

        Yes, 150K, do the valves, another 150K.

      • Mojeaux

        We have 3 Hyundais (4 if you count my mom’s) and they’re lovely and wonderful.

      • Lackadaisical

        Agreed, we have 2 and they’re great, rarely have an issue.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I had a very early one…

      • cyto

        I am on Hyundai 3, and am extremely happy with them.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It appears the latter will be more cost effective.

    • SDF-7

      I’m probably weird — but I can’t imagine actually trying to ignore a Check Engine light for very long. The moment I get one, I’m going to pull over asap and get the ODBII reader out of the glove box, hoping it is an easy fix (like “fuel cap not tight” or O2 sensor) — if it isn’t, trip to the dealership (yeah, they’re pricier… but they haven’t fucked me over when it comes to actually doing the job) if it isn’t something I can get to easily.

      • DrOtto

        While you shouldn’t ignore it very long, it is an amber warning light, which means continue on your way, but get this looked at sooner than later. If it’s a red warning lamp, (oil, temperature, brake) that means stop as immediately as you can and deal with it. The number of my customers (and immediate family) that treat a temp warning as trivial astounds me. I see more engines/transmissions lost to overheats than any single issue. The sad thing is, most could have been remedied much cheaper had they just stopped and addressed it in the moment.

    • Sean

      Why, dude? Why?

      • John Nerfherder

        Because demons exist.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Nope. They don’t. Just bad people/insane people. They’re not inhabited by supernatural entities. That implies their behavior is outside their control. It’s not. They’re just evil.

      • John Nerfherder

        It wasn’t a religious statement. It was simply descriptive.

      • Nephilium

        Well, daemons exist.

      • SDF-7

        There’s even a process for signalling them.

      • John Nerfherder

        Just reload if they start bothering you.

    • Pat

      It’s just sad when lefties try to be edgy.

      Also fuck Elon Musk for the API changes that broke Nitter.

      • Common Tater

        I’m not sure what he can do about data mining, but putting Twitter on lockdown undermines the “free speech” he supposedly supports. Who knows? Doesn’t he have seven kids?

      • Pat

        I mean even rate limiting would have been an option. What he’s ostensibly trying to prevent is scraping the entire database to train AI sets and things like that. I can’t imagine every Nitter instance on the planet cumulatively using enough traffic to even be noticeable.

      • Common Tater

        It’s not just AI training, it was the entire IC crawling up Twitter’s ass with a microscope.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I’m not sure there’s much that can be done about that anymore. The Panopticon is real and it isn’t easily avoided.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Hi trashy! LTNS

      • R.J.

        Have they found your new trash can yet? The Panopticon is not all seeing.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Hello KK!

        Funnily enough, I had a hell of a time finding my own trash can for a while. Republic Services (may they die in a horrible Chapter 7 bankruptcy) took my money, delivered a trash can 3 weeks late, picked it back up the next week leaving the trash behind, and finally took some of the trash after I yelled at them, but not before telling me that they stopped serving my area “effective yesterday”.

        I called a local trash company and they were so overwhelmed by new customers that it took a week to get back to me and they told me to go buy my own cans because they ran out.

      • UnCivilServant

        they took your can!

        Wait, does this mean you’re homeless?

      • Rat on a train

        Not homeless. Uncanny.

    • Not Adahn

      “Can I substitute veal?”

      “THAT’S NOT VEGAN!”

  2. Pat

    CNN ponders whether the new St. Ronnie has the power to invade Mexico just like Pershing.

    The power or the authority?

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Where does it say that in the Constitution that the President can’t do that?

    • Rat on a train

      Isn’t the AUMF still in effect? Anyway, even if unconstitutional it will take time to work through the courts. Then the president can slightly change the campaign and the process starts again.

      • SDF-7

        I’m sure some lawyer on the Hill can spin the original Mexican War declaration into a “continuing mop-up operations” piece of shit justification at this point.

        Black (lacist!) letter law no longer seems to matter a whit.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Wasn’t the Pope badmouthing American Catholics the other day? Did that get swept under the rug?

    *Something about bitterly clinging to outdated dogma, I think it was.

  4. Common Tater

    Carlos Santana is 76 years old. Although I’m sure he’s heard of Vaniity, probably hadn’t given it much thought.

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, he probably hasn’t thought about Vanity in years… back in the day though… he may have been in his bunk.

      • Tundra

        That poor girl was a mess.

  5. R.J.

    “It’s not every day a hurricane is named after your aunt.”
    I expected Flo.

    • SDF-7

      That would wash in a red tide.

  6. R.J.

    The BRICS article: That writer is one stupid son of a bitch.

    • Drake

      BRICS has several purposes. A big one is keeping their funds out of Western banks where they can be frozen or stolen whenever the U.S. or EU is displeased. The Biden Administration is so carried away with sanctions, they are destroying the petro-dollar because nobody trusts them.

      • John Nerfherder

        At this point, I assume the destruction is intentional.

      • Tundra

        They saw what happened to Russia and noped right out. It’s actually pretty rational.

  7. Common Tater

    ““The risk of disinformation in contexts of low democratic institutional strength, as is the case in Mexico and many other Latin American countries, is the impossibility of reaching an agreement between the different political groups,” said Guerrero. “There is simply too much noise.””

    So it’s harder to manufacture consent.

  8. Pat

    I realize his fanbase is probably assumed to be in their 60’s, but his fanbase is a lot bigger across age groups in Mexico where the pronoun game hasn’t taken as big a hold.

    I’m a fan, but my taste isn’t really representative of people in my age cohort.

    Also, it’s funny seeing the trans shit causing this generational schism on the left. Get Santana going about wypipo and he sounds like a bog standard campus radical, but they’ll still string him up by his entrails for stubbornly refusing to call a guy with fake tits a woman.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Oh yeah, he’s a dyed in the wool Marxist and if they manage to take him down he will never understand why.

      • SDF-7

        “Why is my concert in front of this ditch?”

  9. The Late P Brooks

    or its time to file a police report to declare it stolen and take it out to the desert set it on fire.

    Be sure to paint some gang graffiti on it.

    • R.J.

      “It was two red Chevy trucks! They had MAGA license plates!”

  10. Pine_Tree

    Article IV, Section 4:

    “The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion…”

    Failing to repel the invasion that’s been active for a long time now is a plain dereliction of duty on the part of the USG. To the extent “protect” might require cross-border actions against foreign states or actors/actions allowed or facilitated by those states, then it’s not just allowed – it’s required.

    • Common Tater

      Ronnie Spectrum still knows he can’t invade Mexico. If the usual suspects went after Trump over “kids in cages” (with pictures from when Obama was President) just think of the political cost of collateral damage.

      • Pine_Tree

        Oh I know all the normal, modern political sides of it. I’m just sorta waving the flag for “there are very few things the Federal government is actually supposed to do, but this right here is explicitly one of them.” Since they’re NOT doing it, then the least somebody like Greg Abbott could do would be to play the game the modern way. Like find the right judge – bring suit against Biden/Harris/Austin/etc. – get the insistence that it’s an invasion – get some kind of ruling good or bad – but at least try to build some momentum.

      • SDF-7

        Hey, is that Montana judge available? They seem to be sticklers for what’s written in constitutions, after all…. (the youth environmental case if folks don’t recall).

        Or we’ll find out they’re a massive hypocrite, of course.

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        A Montana judge would only work against Canadians, though. So, unless you got a lot of maple trees, it’s a NOGO.

      • R.J.

        Governor Greg can’t even put up barriers without being sued. If by some miracle he wins that case, maybe he can do more.

  11. Shpip

    According to the NHC, no major hurricane has tracked into Apalachee Bay in north-western Florida since 1851.

    Left unstated: Hurricane Michael wallowed ashore in Mexico Beach, a few dozen miles west, all the way back in 2018.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Not since 1851? Well that’s a sure sign of climate change.

  12. The Other Kevin

    You see, up until now CNN has been staunch supporters of the president not sending troops into other countries unless congress declares war, like it says in the Constitution.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Oh yeah, he’s a dyed in the wool Marxist and if they manage to take him down he will never understand why.

    “This ditch is full of dead people. Why did you bring me here?”

    • mexican sharpshooter

      “We need to to play black magic woman.”

      *clicks off safety*

  14. John Nerfherder

    Vaccines don’t cause autism.

    Then why was this necessary? In 2002? In the homeland security bill?

    https://www.cbsnews.com/news/the-man-behind-the-vaccine-mystery/

    It’s been a mystery in Washington for weeks. Just before President Bush signed the homeland security bill into law an unknown member of Congress inserted a provision into the legislation that blocks lawsuits against the maker of a controversial vaccine preservative called “thimerosal,” used in vaccines that are given to children.

    Drug giant Eli Lilly and Company makes thimerosal. It’s the mercury in the preservative that many parents say causes autism in thousands of children – like Mary Kate Kilpatrick.

    This is why.

    Rep. Dan Burton, R-Ind., isn’t buying it. The grandfather of an autistic child, Burton says Armey slipped the provision in at the last minute, too late for debate.

    “And I said, ‘Who told you to put it in?'” He said, ‘No, they asked me to do it at the White House.'”

    Critics say the Bush family and the administration have too many ties to Eli Lilly. There’s President Bush’s father, who sat on the company’s board in the 1970’s; White House budget director Mitch Daniels, once an Eli Lilly executive; and Eli Lilly CEO Sidney Taurel, who serves on the president’s homeland security advisory council.

    • Trigger Hippie

      The idea that people like Jim Carrey, Jenny McCarthy and Alex Jones seem more reasonable to me by the day is starting to hurt what’s left of my brain.

      • John Nerfherder

        You see, thimerosal was completely safe. Which is why they removed it from all childhood vaccines almost overnight after a review of all the available data on outcomes.

        And it was so safe that they gave its manufacturer complete legal immunity.

        And they replaced it almost overnight with another adjuvant which is also a known neurotoxin BUT IT’S ALSO COMPLETELY SAFE.

        Oh, and that adjuvant also has legal immunity, which is totally necessary BECAUSE IT’S SAFE.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I’m now fully onboard with the idea that the media and these NGOs intentionally position certain types of people into being the “brand” associated with ideas they want discredited. There are dozens if not hundreds of scientific papers out there about association between autism and vaccines. More than enough evidence to at least say, hold up, we’re seeing something that is worth digging into a little deeper.

        Instead, the association is made that only crazy people think that way to intentionally chill the thought process and prevent reasoned investigation. Because it’s totally reasonable and sane to force a vaccine on every 6 hour old newborn that is only transmissible via sexual intercourse and intravenous drug use. I don’t see what the harm in waiting a couple years is, but the hospital almost called CPS on me over it with our firstborn. I learned with the remaining kids to tell those assholes our family doctor would administer it.

        It’s essentially the same playbook as Covid Denier and Follow the Science (TM).

      • Pat

        I’m now fully onboard with the idea that the media and these NGOs intentionally position certain types of people into being the “brand” associated with ideas they want discredited.

        Was that ever even controversial? We’ve got declassified documents going back to the ’60s that suggest it, if not outright admit it.

  15. UnCivilServant

    There’s a bit of an issue with my paint rack…

    I mixed up and used the external diameter of the paint bottle as the external diameter of the bracket… The pain doesn’t rest properly in its spot.

    • Gender Traitor

      Oops. 😕 Can you reuse that stuff for another print?

      • UnCivilServant

        Not that I’m aware of.

        I can rescale the computer file and print again.

    • Lackadaisical

      A classic blunder.

      • MikeS

        That zany UCS. He must not have had his measuring gloves on.

      • PutridMeat

        Is he even Sicilian?

      • Lackadaisical

        Based on his food preferences, I’m going to assume not.

      • Lackadaisical

        Luckily this isn’t life or death.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Oppression and misery

    An attack on drag is yet another attack on Black and Brown communities and gender queerness.

    In the 2023 legislative session, the Texas Legislature introduced over 140 bills targeting the LGBTQIA+ community. One of those bills, Senate Bill 12, seeks to ban drag shows by censoring any performance that could be perceived as “sexual” anywhere that anyone under the age of 18 may be present. The law proposes fines and criminal penalties, including up to a year in jail, against artists and the organizations that support them. S.B. 12 is so vaguely written that it threatens a wide range of free expression, from drag performances and touring Broadway musicals to karaoke nights and professional cheerleading routines.

    The ACLU of Texas is suing Texas to block the drag ban because it violates the First Amendment. Beyond the law’s clear unconstitutionality, it will also cruelly and disproportionately harm trans and nonbinary people of color, who helped birth drag in the first place

    Now do self defense.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      An attack on drag is yet another attack on Black and Brown communities and gender queerness

      Fuck off, you can’t have my kids.

    • John Nerfherder

      Yes, it’s obvious that so many of the freaks are black and brown and not fucked-up white dudes who would be filming cuck videos of their wives if they were actually married.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      So blacks and browns are all queer? That’s a strong assertion.

    • Not Adahn

      Does it apply to burlesque? If so, then fuck right off with your special pleading.

    • R.J.

      ACLU of Texas: That’s like hot sauce made in New York City.

      • Lackadaisical

        New York City?

        /Pace commercial

    • Common Tater

      “harm trans and nonbinary people of color, who helped birth drag in the first place”

      No, they didn’t. Non-binary wasn’t even a thing when drag started.

      • SDF-7

        “WE WUZ KWEENS!”

        Sorry… I know I’m going to Hell for that one.

      • John Nerfherder

        No, that’s funny. Purgatory only.

      • Pat

        Well, have them keep a bourbon ready for me when I get there, because I audibly guffawed.

    • The Other Kevin

      So these people can’t fully express themselves unless it’s in front of children. That doesn’t sound at all bad. And go to hell, ACLU.

    • rhywun

      trans and nonbinary people of color, who helped birth drag in the first place

      *cough* bullshit *cough*

      • Not Adahn

        Historical gay people who didn’t have the opportunity to express their transness can be retroactively transed. Just like Mormon baptism.

      • rhywun

        They tried to do the same thing with Stonewall.

      • Pat

        Well, they already got Joan of Arc.

      • Rat on a train

        How many states allow changing sex on a death certificate?

  17. Tundra

    He’s not wrong, the Pope is evil.

    It’s interesting to me that the Pope never actually talks about Jesus.

    Sorry about the Jeep. I hope it’s not anything too fucked up.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Its not worth the repair, but a new vehicle is not in the cards right now…and so.

      • Tundra

        Sorry. Rebuild?

      • mexican sharpshooter

        No, not that bad, just slipping between 1 and 2. They figured out the what but not the why.

      • Tundra

        Roger that.

    • SDF-7

      Goddamn… 2 minutes in and I’m screaming “GET TO THE FUCKING POINT!!!” blah blah blah… professionals… blah blah blah work on all levels…

      and no fucking answer — “We’re concerned for the safety of all Canadians”. Well no shit, that’s your job dumbass… no what exactly is different with the US that merits the advisory? (The unspoken message I got with all the blather about ‘all levels of government’ is “Some of the US states are doing stuff we don’t like… waaaaaahhh!” I suppose at least she didn’t trot out the “Don’t say gay” lie).

      The reporter should have just said (politely, being Canadian) — “That’s all good to hear, but does absolutely nothing to answer my question. Can you please stick to the point and list precisely your department’s concerns with the United States and how that warrants this advisory? Given you’re insulting our largest trading partner and those responsible for our defense and all…”

      Annoying weasel Timbit nibbling Tory jackass.

      • John Nerfherder

        Freeland is a WEF toady. She may be worse than Castreau.

        This is pure identitarian politics.

      • rhywun

        Their “leadership” no kidding hates the U.S. more than they hate countries like Iran where A..Z are actually unsafe.

      • rhywun

        politely, being Canadian

        This myth needs to die already. It’s so not true.

      • Pat

        Well technically the Quebecois don’t consider themselves Canadian, and the rest of them are pretty nice.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      The good news is that we won’t be getting a visit from Trudeau anytime soon as a result.

      • Common Tater

        LOL

      • rhywun

        +1

      • Suthenboy

        A gold star for you Jaime.

    • Nephilium

      This seems relevant.

    • Lackadaisical

      I’m not even mad, I kind of don’t want them here, just because that label has gotten so political.

      • Suthenboy

        Same here. Having something that I never cared about rubbed in my face as if the imaginary problem is all my fault gets damned tiresome.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    I’m probably weird — but I can’t imagine actually trying to ignore a Check Engine light for very long.

    The Change Engine light is all/mostly pollution control crap. If you still have oil pressure and it’s not overheating, carry on.

    • SDF-7

      The emissions stuff getting out of whack can screw the mileage though — the computer adjusts the airflow for O2 after all. Hence I find it worth following up on.

      • Common Tater

        It can also overheat if it runs lean.

    • Not Adahn

      Driving to OH, I got behind a very inefficiently-burning heavy truck at a stoplight. Strong hydrocarbon smell.

      EVERY SINGLE WARNING indicator went off on my dashboard. The cruise control and hill assist indicators were blinking. It eventually went away the next day.

      • R.J.

        Maybe a flying saucer went by. Don’t always blame the dirty truck.

      • John Nerfherder

        Hadn’t considered the modern emissions systems would light up because of contaminated intake air, but it makes sense.

        What pisses me off is that you can’t determine the issue without a $150 dealer fee for reading the codes.

        Unless you have a code reader, which I do.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Local auto parts store here will come out and read the codes for you. They actually will just give you the little machine that you plug into the obd2 port, but I look so clueless that they come out to help.

        Last two times, the guy running it has given me a decent tip on how to fix it myself.

      • Lackadaisical

        Yup, those places are great.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I drive north on the I-17 and damn light goes off just because the elevation changes 4 times.

  19. Ownbestenemy

    We send SF into countries all the time and this is what has them questioning?

    *stupid idea of course, international treaties, etc should be utilized or you know…end the war on drugs*

    • SDF-7

      Holy shit — we inflict SugarFree on other countries!?!? That’s got to violate the Geneva Conventions somehow. 😉

      • Nephilium

        The other countries rely on SugarFree for their intelligence briefings.

  20. Common Tater

    “The number of people who identify as “nonbinary” in the energy workforce has skyrocketed by more than 88% since last year, according to data from the Department of Energy.

    The agency’s annual employment report (USEER), showed that last year, there were 22,723 individuals in the energy workforce who don’t identify as male or female (nonbinary). As of June 2023, that number had increased to 42,810—an 88.4% surge.

    The increase was leaps and bounds greater than the increase in male and female workers during the same time span, which increased by 2.2% and 7.8%, respectively.”

    https://justthenews.com/politics-policy/energy/energy-sector-sees-88-increase-nonbinary-workers-last-year

    That seems like an awfully odd statistic.

    • John Nerfherder

      YOU CAN’T FIRE ME, I’M OPPRESSED.

      • Gender Traitor

        “… but don’t you just love my new luggage? You’ll never guess where I got it!”

      • John Nerfherder

        Nice. Was it on clearance?

      • Gender Traitor

        You could say that. And it came with free gifts.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Nope, Arrivals.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Those were awesome stolen dresses. Guess some* people are so mirror-blind as not to recognize how bad they look.

        *also anorexics and the pro-obese

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      88%? That’s obviously a neo-Nazi dog whistle.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Sounds like someone just made this shit up. From the underlying report

      Depending on the employer’s source of data, the demographic data reported by employers could vary from [what] individuals would report for themselves.

      And

      Gender nonbinary workers made up <1% of the energy workforce, but there are insufficient data to compare this to the U.S. workforce overall.

      Utter bullshit, in other words.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “Negative, I am a meat popsicle.”

    • Lackadaisical

      You know what 88 is code for?

      • Tundra

        Patrick Kane?

      • MikeS

        Love and kisses

      • MikeS

        Another song that sounds like it could be dirty but is just about a car.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      That’s one way to anchor the negotiation.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Hawser do you think that makes Swiss feel?

      • Not Adahn

        Like a great weight has been attached to his leg?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Probably lower than whale shit.

      • Shpip

        At least he won’t be making waves anymore.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    just slipping between 1 and 2. They figured out the what but not the why.

    Snake oil rebuild?

    • R.J.

      You warranty expired five miles ago, that’s why.

  22. Common Tater

    “Shocking emails reveal Hunter Biden helped coordinate a plan with Democrat strategists to ‘close down any cases’ against the owner of allegedly corrupt Ukrainian gas firm Burisma and ‘gain intelligence’ on the country’s top prosecutor’s office.

    The emails bolster claims by ex-Ukrainian Prosecutor General Viktor Shokin that the First Son and his then-Vice President dad conspired to kill Shokin’s criminal investigation of Burisma.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12453245/Emails-Hunter-Biden-tried-help-shut-Burisma-probe.html

    Mykola Zlochevsky looks like a comic book villain.

    • R.J.

      He has a perfectly round head. Amazing.

      • Lackadaisical

        It’s… Kind of beautiful.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Zlo is evil in Ukrainian.

    • The Other Kevin

      How do you say Kingpin in Ukrainian?

      • Not Adahn

        Kingpinskiyy

  23. Suthenboy

    1. I was under the impression that a very substantial portion of the Mexican economy involved remittances from Mexican citizens here int he US.

    2. No, he cant do that. It would be an act of war and congress would have to declare war first. (Stop that. Now go get some paper towels and clean up. your afternoon coffee.)

    3. I got nuthin’.

    4. As rarely as it is, it is nice to see someone with balls.

    5. No shit. Well, they had a NAZI pope, why not a commie one?

    6. Unprecedented. A hurricane in Florida is unprecedented.
    I think someone needs to buy a dictionary. Journalists should not use the words they do not understand.

    7. “…O’Neill just picked out four “developing” countries of continental scale with fast-growing economies — China, India, Russia and Brazil — and said they were a good place to put your money…” Or you could take. your money to the casino.

    • SDF-7

      6. Unprecedented. A hurricane in Florida is unprecedented.
      I think someone needs to buy a dictionary. Journalists should not use the words they do not understand.

      Are you saying that they keep using that word… and you do not think it means what they think it means?

      Inconceivable!

    • Drake

      Visited English Harbor / Nelson’s Dockyard while on vacation once. Nelson would stash his Caribbean fleet there hiring hurricane season because it was very sheltered. Nice place.
      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nelson's_Dockyard

  24. John Nerfherder

    Absolutely best fucking thing I’ve read all week.

    https://twitter.com/MaxBlumenthal/status/1696534247790752003

    “In over 20 years working with the Americans, I have never seen them so desperate,” a South African official who met with Nuland told The Grayzone

    • Tundra

      Love that. Also, a bunch of other countries have pledged military support.

      Spicy.

  25. Toxteth O'Grady

    @GT, not that you asked, but it occurs to me that there must be YT videos for southpaw calligraphy. And I find markers easier than nibs, at least for practice. These Itoya and Staedtler double-ended markers have lasted since Bush Jr. was in office.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Great, am now a WP alien.

      • Not Adahn

        How did you swim past the razor wire sawblade bouys?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Tried to change avatar. Oh well.

    • rhywun

      Fancy pants writing is a major reason I taught myself how to write right-handed.

      The letters and the left-to-right direction of writing are built for right-handers.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I would probably take up Leonardo’s mirror-writing if I were. Easy enough to flop these days.

      • Gender Traitor

        I’m fairly ambidextrous, and writing is one of the few things I consistently do left-handed. I could possibly learn to do the calligraphy right-handed if necessary, but I’ll stick to lefty at first and see how I do. I figure if I use the orange ink cartridges for practice, the smudges on the side of my left hand won’t show as much.

      • Fourscore

        I’m mono dexterous, I’d starve to death if I had a sliver in my left hand, except I batted right hand as a kid.

      • Tundra

        Write and shoot right, bat left. My dad claims he taught me to bat left because he knew that extra half step toward first would be important!

      • Fourscore

        I never understood that, my teacher in 3rd grade, Miss Lindemeyer said, “1/2 Score, just slant your paper the other way”. Today my handwriting is not so good but until the last few years it was impossible to know that I was totally dominant left handed. My brother, 7 years older, was obviously left handed in writing. Miss Lindemeyer knew her stuff.

      • Gender Traitor

        When my Kindergarten teacher saw me coloring left-handed, she said, “Tell your mother to get you the scissors with the green handles.” Trouble is, I use scissors righty, so I could never get those damn things to work.

  26. Not Adahn

    An inappropriately young woman superswiped me on bumble. Pics are not hot/fake enough to be a dude, and they haven’t indicated they’re a sex worker. We’re meeting for Indian food tomorrow night.

    Hopefully I don’t get robbed and murdered. I’ve made sure my will is up to date just in case.

    • UnCivilServant

      Do I get your parking spot?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Don’t worry, you’ll still have one kidney.

      • Bobarian LMD

        This isn’t his first rodeo, he’s only showing up with one kidney.

      • UnCivilServant

        Do you have any more to sell? Customers have been inquiring.

      • Ted S.

        He left everything to Lily.

    • The Other Kevin

      Just make sure she stays at the minimum range for a pistol the whole night and you’ll be fine.

      • Not Adahn

        The defeats the purpose of going on a date.

      • Common Tater

        Are derringers legal in NY?

      • Not Adahn

        AFAIK, as long as they don’t have a detachable magazine and another assault weapon feature, or are greater than .50 caliber.

        I imagine that there are black powder derringers that violate that second prong.

    • cyto

      I heard Chris Hansen was trying to start that show up again…..

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I’ve seen much, much worse.

    • Suthenboy

      Hmmmm. I see my photo with Mrs. Suthenboy from nearly 40 years ago. I look in the mirror now and think “What the hell happened.”

      Then I start noticing the head to toe scars. Then I remember throwing out nearly 100 empty vodka bottles I was saving to put wine in. Then I….fuck it, you get the idea.

      • Common Tater

        She looks great for 51, but I’m sure she’s had a ton of work done.

      • Suthenboy

        I like my scars and grey hairs. I earned them all honestly.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Dude if you are noticing the shoes….

      Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    • Pat

      The ’90s bimbo aesthetic ages well since they all looked like uncanny valley blow up dolls in the first place.

  27. Common Tater

    “A Tennessee woman fatally shot a “scared” 4-year-old girl — then claimed to cops she was only trying to give the child a “gun safety lesson,” authorities say.

    The suspect had allegedly hit the tot with a sandal right before for failing to wake the woman up and eating food without permission.

    Breanna Runions, 25, was charged with murder and aggravated child abuse after allegedly pushing the loaded gun into little Evangaline Gunter’s chest and pulling the trigger at a home in Rockwood on Sunday”

    https://nypost.com/2023/08/29/woman-allegedly-shoots-dead-4-year-old-girl-claims-it-was-firearm-safety-lesson/

    WTF??

    • Not Adahn

      But investigators started questioning her account after another woman in the home — who also wasn’t related to the girl — allegedly said Runions had been punishing Evangaline and another child earlier that day.

      Just before the fatal shooting, the two kids were allegedly punished by being struck with a sandal and made to stand in a corner for not waking Runions and the other woman up, as well as for eating food without permission, the affidavit said.

      Authorities haven’t confirmed the relationship between Runions, the other woman and the two children.

      They also wouldn’t say why the kids were staying at the home and not with their parents.

      A woman who said she was Evangaline’s biological mother told the outlet the little girl lived at the house because of a court order and was only supposed to be there for two more months.

      That’s some mighty fine foster parenting there Lou.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop. That the kid was removed from her home because her parents did something innocuous like let her go to the park alone or something.

    • Suthenboy

      Jesus. Fry her ass.

      Back in the late 80’s the Rapides Parish DA declared that there are no more gun ‘accidents’ in Rapides Parish. Any such accidents from then on would be prosecuted as murder or manslaughter.
      *Ding* Magically they disappeared. The other parishes soon followed suit. Since then I can only remember one accident…. a 10 y.o. boy shot his own father while walking through the woods to their hunting spot. The kid was walking in front of the father and had his gun on his shoulder with the barrel pointing behind him.
      There might have been others that I dont remember.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Driving to OH, I got behind a very inefficiently-burning heavy truck at a stoplight. Strong hydrocarbon smell.

    EVERY SINGLE WARNING indicator went off on my dashboard. The cruise control and hill assist indicators were blinking. It eventually went away the next day.

    I was behind somebody in a diesel pickup in Bozeman one day, and it was running so badly the thing was pretty much dumping raw fuel out the tailpipe. By the time I had been behind her (pretty sure it was a her, not that it matters) for a half mile or so I had a raging brain ache and had to pull off.

  29. Pope Jimbo

    He’s not wrong, the Pope is evil.

    Qué?

    You have to stop listening to those gals at the Honey Harvest.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Son, fat, drunk, and evil is no way to go through life.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It’s worked ok for me.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Seems easier than the alternatives. Do you know how hard it is to go through life skinny, sober and nice?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Ah were one o’ those once, but then again ah didn’t know any better.

  30. Gustave Lytton

    Shoot me now. My boss rejected an expense report where the hotel didn’t apply a breakfast credit and charged for it. If there wasn’t a credit, it would be a personal expense so either way I’m paying personally for it. Nope. Back to trying to get a refund which I’ve already been trying for a month with an uncooperative property.

    • Suthenboy

      I made it half way through….and yeah, always with the crazy eyes.

      • John Nerfherder

        I’ll give the cultural Marxists credit. They’ve managed to create an intellectual framework that emotionally rewards the most insane and committed among them while maintaining an illusion of caring.

  31. Not Adahn

    Training night shift tonight! Isn’t being exempt great!

    • Lackadaisical

      But salaried sounds so much better than hourly.

      • John Nerfherder

        Junior engineers everywhere laugh maniacally and then cry a little.

  32. Common Tater

    BREAKING: Democrats are still for school segregation.

    “An elementary school in California’s San Francisco Bay Area sparked outrage after it arranged a Playdate Social for students that is exclusively for those who are “black,” “brown,” or “API,” standing for Asian and Pacific Islander. White students were excluded from the mixer.

    The event was hosted by the Equity & Inclusion Committee at Chabot Elementary School in Oakland, California.

    “If your family identifies as Black, Brown, or API or are a parent/caregiver of a Black, Brown, or API student. Come hang out while we get a chance to know each other and build our community as we kick off this schoolyear,” the event invite states.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/california-school-holds-segregated-playdate-to-exclude-white-students

    I read that as “Chatbot Elementary School”

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      It’s ok. The white families can have their own separate but equal playdate social.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Whaddaya mean, you don’t owe me a job?

    Unfortunately for Amazon’s executives, summoning staff back to the office has been particularly controversial.

    And after being hit with everything from criticism to staff petitions, it seems the Amazon boss has reached the end of his tether.

    In a “fishbowl” meeting earlier this month—a company name for a fireside chat—Jassy reportedly threw down the gauntlet, implying that if staff refused to come back to their desks they would not have a spot on the payroll.

    “It’s past the time to disagree and commit,” Jassy said in a recording obtained by Insider. “And if you can’t disagree and commit, I also understand that, but it’s probably not going to work out for you at Amazon because we are going back to the office at least three days a week, and it’s not right for all of our teammates to be in three days a week and for people to refuse to do so.”

    Go out in your garage and start your own mail order operation.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “After coming into the office for zero days per week for over 3 years, everything is going to come to a halt if people don’t show up 3 days a week.”

    • Pope Jimbo

      My gut says that there are 2 types of managers who are pushing this. The old school managers who just believe that if they can’t see their people working, then they aren’t working. The second type are the weak managers who can’t call out employees who aren’t performing while remote. They are hoping that either the slackers quit or that if they are in the office they will somehow start performing.

      • MikeS

        From what I’ve seen in Manufacturing it’s overwhelmingly the former.

      • Pope Jimbo

        My first 100% remote job was in the mid ’00s. It was better than now.

        Back then people would have to write you an email about whatever issue was going on. Most of the time when they were trying to explain the issue they’d realize how they could fix it themselves, or why it made no sense. So interruptions were at a minimum.

        Now? Fuck all the chat apps that allow people to instantly bug me. And video meetings are even worse. Those are for the slugs who feel that chat apps are too exhausting. It is as bad as working back in the cube farms. Probably worse because they don’t even have to waddle their fat asses over to my cube.

      • Pope Jimbo

        All that said, I think being in the office is invaluable to people just starting their careers.

        You learn a lot by being around older people who have been doing the job for years and years. Not just technical things, but basics like how to act professionally.

        My current job is 100% remote (everyone on the team is remote and spread across the country). I feel bad for the juniors because they are not getting the constant attention they probably need.

        Two or three days in the office sounds like a decent compromise.

      • MikeS

        Two or three days in the office sounds like a decent compromise.

        Agreed. I do one day in office, but I work directly with literally nobody at my location and I’ve worked for the company for 10 years.

      • kinnath

        We are going back to the office . . . not because the old timers are being less productive . . . but because the new hires are failing without the old timers to bug constantly during the day.

        I expect my productivity to drop. Group productivity will go or up or go down or not change at all. Who fucking knows.

      • Shirley Knott

        Preach, brother!

    • Suthenboy

      He is a lucky shit looking to win the lottery. He wouldn’t have been shot with foam bullets were he in the Watts riots in ’65.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Uffda. You lose an eye in Minnesoda and you only get $2.4M.

      Of course, the jury might have lowballed him because he’s such a whiner.

      Stevenson said the loss of his eye has changed his life for the worse in many ways.

      “It took me a long time to get a job even though I was well qualified because it’s pretty hard to look at a computer screen with one eye after having two,” Stevenson said. “Merging left onto the freeway is an extremely dangerous task that I do frequently.”

      • Common Tater

        You can drive with one eye?

      • Grumbletarian

        “It took me a long time to get a job even though I was well qualified because it’s pretty hard to look at a computer screen with one eye after having two,” Stevenson said. “Merging left onto the freeway is an extremely dangerous task that I do frequently.”

        As someone who’s had shitty eyesight forever and for many years basically looked at the world through one eye but still managed to hold down a job in which I drove all over New England and upstate New York I’d love to tell him to fuck off and adjust his mirrors.

  34. Derpetologist

    The eye of Hurricane Idalia is projected to pass about 20 miles northwest of my apartment tomorrow morning. No sign of bad weather yet. It rained hard just when I was bringing in my supplies: water, beans, and beer.

    I am lying on a king size mattress on the floor and am propped up against the wall with pillows to make a bachelor’s sofa. A nice cold can of Monte Carlo lager is keeping me company.

    I hear birds chirping, so I am not worried. Animals flee hurricanes before people do. Some buildings in town are boarded up, but most people are staying put.

    My book is up to 77,000 words. I’ll hit 80,000 today and thus hit my target word count for the rough draft. If you would like a copy, reply with an email address. I hope to make some money from it as I am not interested in getting another job.

    I’ll let you guys know how the hurricane was.

    • MikeS

      Say “hi” to Jim Cantore!

      • John Nerfherder

        Jim just uses a green screen, some fans, and a garden hose. The NASA guys let him borrow the moon landing set.

      • MikeS

        I would like to subscribe to your newsletter

      • Derpetologist

        Pfft, you believe in the moon? It’s fake. Why do you think it slowly falls apart every month? The gubmint has bunch spare moons sitting in warehouse.

        It ran a surplus in the 90s, and had to dispose of them in the form of pogs. That’s what the pog craze was all about.

        We’re through the looking glass here, people.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ut3I6gFmlls

    • Shpip

      Hurricane Idalia is projected to pass about 20 miles northwest of my apartment tomorrow morning.

      I didn’t know we had any Big Bend Glibs. Are you in Steinhatchee or Perry, or thereabouts?

      • Derpetologist

        No, Chiefland.

    • Lackadaisical

      Take care. All quiet here, despite a few short showers earlier.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    My gut says that there are 2 types of managers who are pushing this. The old school managers who just believe that if they can’t see their people working, then they aren’t working. The second type are the weak managers who can’t call out employees who aren’t performing while remote. They are hoping that either the slackers quit or that if they are in the office they will somehow start performing.

    That sounds reasonable to me. The work needs to be structured so that there are clear and obvious tasks and goals, so everybody knows where they are.

    Otherwise, bad news.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    My book is up to 77,000 words. I’ll hit 80,000 today and thus hit my target word count for the rough draft.

    And then you’ll whittle it down to 20,000, right?

    • Derpetologist

      Eh, I wrote a shorter form of my autobiography last year. The forthcoming book will be the definitive guide to me. Assuming I can get it published, I will not argue hard about any changes the editor suggests. Whatever helps it sell better, I’ll agree to.

      See, I wrote the book out of love, my love for money…

      Hurricane theme song: It’s the end of the world as we know it

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyBtMPqpNY

      And I feel fine…

      • Suthenboy

        Meh. I have lived through the end of the world so many times now I have lost count.

      • Gender Traitor

        Knew it! You got it in ahead of Ted’S. 😄

  37. DEG

    During an interview in argentine TV the presidential candidate Javier Milei expressed his opinion on Pope Francis saying “He is the representative of the Devil in the Earth, occupying the throne of God”.

    I know more than a few Catholics that think Francis is an Antipope.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Me too. One of them lives in my own house.

  38. creech

    Dr. Jill’s husband announced he would arm twist drug companies into lowering the cost of certain expensive drugs. Cuts to go into effect on 2026. At least one of them, Xarelto, goes off patent in 2024. Its price will go down as generics compete but you can bet who will be taking credit.

    • Suthenboy

      Want something to disappear? That is easy…price controls.

  39. Pat

    What happened to Canada’s ‘mass graves’?

    Two years ago, ground-penetrating radar (GPR) surveys revealed what were said to be mass burial sites near or on the grounds of numerous former ‘residential schools’. These schools were set up at the end of the 19th century to educate Inuit and First Nations children, in order to assimilate them into Canadian society. Undoubtedly, many indigenous children were mistreated in residential schools, but mass killings had never been alleged before.

    This summer, an alleged burial site near the former Pine Creek residential school in Manitoba was excavated over the course of four weeks. Earlier this month, chief Derek Nepinak of the Minegoziibe Anishinabe First Nation revealed the results of the excavation: no bodies had been discovered. He said that this takes ‘nothing away from the difficult truths experienced by our families who attended the residential school’.

    This is just the latest in a series of excavations of alleged burial sites at one-time residential schools. They have been undertaken at the former Mohawk school in Brantford, the former Shubenacadie Indian Residential School in Nova Scotia, the Charles Camsell Hospital in Edmonton and the Kuper Island Residential School in British Columbia. And they have all failed to unearth a single unmarked grave. This really ought to call into question the whole narrative of mass slaughter at Canada’s residential schools.

    There has certainly been no shortage of people over the past two years willing to speculate about the number of indigenous children that were supposedly killed in residential schools. In June 2021, after the first claims of unmarked graves emerged, Murray Sinclair, former chair of the Truth and Reconciliation Commission (TRC), said the residential-school death toll ‘could be in the 15,000-to-25,000 range’. Mary Ellen Turpel-Lafond, director of the Indian Residential School History and Dialogue Centre at the University of British Columbia, called it a ‘genocide’.

    Yet so far, no evidence has been found to support the claims of a ‘genocide’. You might expect that those pushing the residential-schools-genocide narrative would be on the back foot as a result. But they’re not. On the contrary, they continue to go after those questioning the narrative around residential schools.

    • Derpetologist

      There’s a great Peanuts comic where Lucy points at something on the ground and says it’s a butterfly from Brazil. Then she wonders how it got to their town from Brazil. Linus looks at it more closely and says that it’s a potato chip, not a butterfly. Lucy’s response is to wonder how a potato chip got to their town all the way from Brazil.

      Confirmation bias: it’s what’s for dinner.

  40. cyto

    On the “working from home” front, there are clearly 2 different cultural visions at play.

    One sees workers as cogs in a machine. Do your job. Do what you are told. Do your work well.

    This cogs-in-a-machine vision is perfectly compatible with work from home. Everyone has a discrete job to do. They work with minimal supervision and they do what is required. It doesn’t really matter where that happens.

    The other vision sees workers as members of a team. There is an objective to be reached. The team works together to reach that objective.

    This vision is not compatible with widescale work-from-home, because it is severely limiting on the interactions that maximize team contributions.

    I was the latter type of executive. I did have one vital member of my core team who pretty much exclusively worked from home once she made babies. She was the exception in that she rarely contributed in the brainstorming sessions with the business units, but she always worked faster and more efficiently than humanly possible, so she would often implement ideas that we came up with while we were discussing them. Normal humans don’t do that.

    I had a large budget for taking people out to lunch and sometimes dinner. Not just my own team, and not just senior managers. I would grab a team of staff accountants, a project manager and a few senior developers and take them to lunch several times – the point being to build relationships. Then people can talk with each other and we could learn what their challenges are, what they spend their time on, what their annoying tasks are, etc. Very frequently we would discover things that we could do that would save hundreds of hours per year. Or maybe eliminate misunderstandings between departments that resulted from lack of transparency. Tons of things. Things that made a difference in how the company runs.

    Businesses are not just processes and tasks. They are people.

    I ran my team with the idea that we all do what the company as a whole does. I told everyone “that’s not my job” isn’t something we say around here. There might be a better person for the job, or a better use for your time… but nothing is beneath anyone (I personally fixed toilets with the CEO on more than one occasion) and nobody is too lowly to tackle important issues and tasks.

    So my help desk new hire shows some ambition and intellect beyond her A+ certification and her trailer park upbringing? I give her an old server and the install CDs for Exchange to play with and figure out. She got it up and configured on the test network – and I put her to work as a network engineer. That never would have happened if I didn’t work in the same building and see what she was doing on a regular basis. She became my director of technology in just a few years. (turns out, trailer park girl had a 160 IQ)

    Teams that are across from each other can see what is happening. They can jump in and offer ideas. Teams that work near other departments can hear what they are complaining about to each other. There are massive efficiencies that you get from having properly motivated and oriented people working together in the same location. Once relationships are built, much of that efficiency can carry over to remote work…. but the casual “Nancy from accounting says this spreadsheet takes her 4 hours every month” conversation can’t happen. Nancy or her manager has to think to make a request. In my experience, Nancy doesn’t know what she does and does not know. So she doesn’t know enough to ask for the right thing.

    So there are very different use cases. If you had a team of staff accountants processing accounts payable on computer in a mature system, you could probably be more efficient with quality people working from home. Cogs in an already optimized machine.

    But that is not the only scenario.

    • Sensei

      Shame this got lost. Thanks for the considered reply.

      It really does depend on the business and how you want to nurture coworkers.

      The thing is we introverts have to force ourselves to do all the happy hours and dinners. I recognize their value, but wish that management understood that I view them as work. So you putting a dinner on my calendar is the same as saying I’ll be working a 16 hour day with my commute. It’s not something I’m going to look forward to doing.