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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

62 Comments

  1. R.J.

    YES!

    Cracky!

  2. DEG

    I like how we can tell it is Hunter Biden despite the blurred face and scrambled voice.

    • cyto

      That’s funny stuff, right there.

  3. Sean

    ๐Ÿ’Ÿ Cracky!

  4. Grosspatzer

    “Jewish space lasers”. LOL.

    • The Hyperbole

      Or as the kids these days are saying “Fuckin’ A”!

      • MikeS

        That slapped! And Hat really has rizz!

      • Not Adahn

        That shizz is off the hizzook.

  5. Grumbletarian

    Cracky is larger than I expected. He may last a whole week.

  6. rhywun

    ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป Bravo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

    LOL next Youtube wants me to watch Ben Shapiro interviewing that nerdy kid with the slavery patch. ๐Ÿ™„

    • Brochettaward

      Old Man With Candy should have been flying down to Oklahoma on the Glib helicopter with a pack of Peanut Butter Cups (the big cup kind – none of that cheap shit!) and personally recruiting him. He is the future of Glibertarians.com right there.

  7. Ownbestenemy

    zoom tonight or nah?

    • MikeS

      Nah, I’m busy. Thanks for asking, though.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well happy new year to you too happy.

  8. Tundra

    Cracky cameo!

    Unreal.

  9. Fourscore

    I see a bright future for CPRM and Sugarfree, add McConnell to the list along with Cracky, it’s an endless comedy.

    Thanks CPRM, always funny and always current.

  10. Sensei

    TLDW – Jam a bunch of useless electronics in a tail light, have water ingress, short out the network and make the vehicle non working and get a bill for $5,600.

    https://youtu.be/MUkFsuilVD0?si=nZ7YZaURgWSGZjsc

    New vehicles are awful.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Not just vehicles.

    • kinnath

      fucking engineers

      • Sensei

        Because every feature on your vehicle has to be its own black box on multiple networks inside your vehicle. The HVAC, the lights, the sunroof, the engine, the transmissionโ€ฆ.

      • kinnath

        keep
        it
        simple
        stupid

        When did that fall by the wayside?

      • Sensei

        When the engineers wanted to hang out with the cool kids in marketing and be compensated well by the finance guys.

        As a finance guy I get it, but saving money by destroying your reputation and pissing your customers off gives you GM of the 80s and 90s.

      • kinnath

        There’s a fine line between marketing and commercial fraud.

      • rhywun

        +1 KISS

        Live by it

      • MikeS

        If the all made excellent mead I’d be more willing to not criticize them.

      • Fourscore

        You’re in luck, 18 days and you will be sipping the world’s finest mead. I know the guy that makes it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ford’s technology does make you loco.

  11. Grumbletarian

    It’s quiet.

    Too quiet.

    DON”T ANY OF YOU NOT WORK??

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s 12:11 am.

      I should be sleeping.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Buts its only a few hours until Starfield…so might as well stay up

      • UnCivilServant

        I thought it was supposed to be 8pm.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I said a few..

      • CPRM

        Got my new SSD so I can play it. Now just to find a day I’m not too lazy to install it….

    • Gender Traitor

      I just got my hair dry.

      Now it’s time to go brush my teeth.

  12. dbleagle

    A bit after six out here. We enter our warmest month on Friday and I am not looking forward to it. Sat and Sun will be fine with good winds and I’ll be racing both days. Monday the winds are supposed to fail and that means it will be sticky and might hit near 90. Blech.

    Good episode and I appreciate the call out to Cracky.

  13. CPRM

    No comments on the great continuity by having a burned up USA hat? No comments on feeling up chickens? For shame! This place is going down hill!

  14. UnCivilServant

    Well, I did my touch-ups to the MadCat torso with Milliput – filling the hole I made removing supports, smoothing out areas where I could not get the supports off details, etc.

    And the rest of the MadCat is still printing. It’s been over 24 hours. While it has reached the home stretch, there will be a few hours until it’s done.

    I need some sleep before work, as new complications have been thrown my way just before vacation.

    Have fun, Glibs.

  15. Festus

    I’m days behind of course but just caught Tucker and Adam Carrolla. Tucker just called President Obama a fag! Between wanting to interview Orban and Putin he seems to give no fucks at all! Tucker more or less called a former President a cocksucker. Holy shit!

    • CPRM

      It’s a compliment now days, so why does it matter? The only way to give The Big O a big O would be to accuse him of being trans. Then Biden Obama would give him the Presidential Medal of Greatness in Firsting, at least we’d finally get the Bro to reveal himself, as he’d nut him self over being the one to give a firsting medal.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Festus!! ๐Ÿ’ฅ ๐ŸŽ‰

      What time stamp was that?

      • Festus

        Time stamp? It was just Adam and Tucker. Not quite an hour.

  16. Festus

    And yes, Cracky and I are well acquainted. “Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!”

    • UnCivilServant

      Morning.

      Just cooked chicken to add to breakfast. There is an upside to insomnia.

    • Shirley Knott

      ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  17. Shirley Knott

    Good morning all!
    Today’s selections come from a band I’ve featured before, Roxy Music. These are both pretty unusual for the band, though, especially the first.
    Triptych, a surprisingly religious piece.
    Then, the quasi-line dancing country stomper.
    Share and enjoy!

    • Shirley Knott

      Okay, let’s try Triptych again.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Shirley, U (so sorry to hear of your insomnia ๐Ÿ™,) and Sean!

      Yesterday’s extensive “arm work” at water aerobics has aggravated the “old mime injury” in my right shoulder, and I had a hell of a time turning the alarm off this morning because the fingers on my right hand were numb. Here’s hoping it’s all uphill from here today.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sorry you were injured by an old mime.

      • Gender Traitor

        ๐Ÿค•

      • Gender Traitor

        Hereโ€™s hoping itโ€™s all uphill from here today.

        Except for that visit to a new dentist for an “intake appointment” I almost forgot about. Office is only about a block away – just across the state highway from the end of our street – and the guy is highly recommended by Tres Cool, so here’s hoping it’s not too hateful.

  18. Shirley Knott

    Oh, a quick forewarning. Tomorrow marks a new chapter as I bring my avatar and user name into conformity with my “gender reality”. Shirley becomes Beau. The avatar shall be a surprise, but from the same, now sadly departed, show.

    • Gender Traitor

      Thanks for the heads-up. I don’t begrudge anyone a change of handle or avatar*, but unless you retain a recognizable element from one or the other, it becomes a challenge to keep track of who’s who, and next thing you know, you’re giving someone an undeserved “Fuck off, Tulpa!”

      *I understand the occasional need to shake off your creditors.

      • Shirley Knott

        Well, the Knott part will stay ๐Ÿ˜‰ At one point I had an elaborate extended fantasy family created, from ‘Southern Gentleman’s Gentleman” Beau Knott to the San Francisco clan, the Knott Heads.
        Email address, etc., will remain unchanged, but it’s jarring to be ‘Shirley Knott’ and referred to (properly) as ‘he’.* So, I’m tired of it, and Beau Knott will “take over” going forward.

        There’s also the desire to stay as far away as possible from implications of drag, trans, or other such madnesses. I stop at LGB, tyvm.

  19. Grosspatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    GT, I knew you loved to sing, but had no idea you were a mime. Multi-talented, you are.

    Thanks for the warning, Shirley. If I were to misgender you, it might cost me my job, they are watching everything! *adjusts tinfoil hat*

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie, and thanks! I refer to myself as a “recovering mime.” (High school troupe, a thoroughly wonderful experience, including a road trip to the Scranton State School for the Deaf in PA, conducting workshops with the kids and including a select few of them in rehearsals and a stage performance.)

    • Gender Traitor

      I’m going to rush right out and miss that.

  20. Not Adahn

    Good morning!

  21. Not Adahn

    Everybody sleeping in?

    The detail of the eyes is what makes Cracky genius.

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s my last workday before vacation, so everyone suddenly needs my attention