235 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “Congress probing whether Democrats improperly using nonprofits, foreign money to win elections”

    I could save them some time.

    • juris imprudent

      Capt. Renault to head up the investigation.

    • WTF

      And nothing will happen.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Morning, Banjos.

    No need to grouse about traffic, I’m working remote today. Given the Mandated “Training” on my calendar, I think it best. I’d probably be cancelled if anyone were to hear what I have to say.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • rhywun

      Was helpfully reminded this morning that I’m overdue on “Discrimination-Free Workplace”. 🙄

      I can’t wait to see what’s new since the previous seven times I took that one.

      • UnCivilServant

        Today’s drivel is in the similar vein.

  3. Common Tater

    “Inflation still too high and could require more rate hikes, Fed meeting minutes show”

    This shit in infuriating. How about not carpet bombing money everywhere in the first place, assholes.

    • Nephilium

      Why do you want inflation to intensify?

      It’s only the kind hand of government that’s keeping inflation low by spending billions of dollars.

      *This is what Progressives actually believe*

    • Banjos

      They’re making room to drop rates when the economy crashes.

    • John Nerfherder

      In Powell’s defense, it’s not really his fault. The government used COVID to force the Fed’s hand as Powell was ready to start tightening back in 2020.

      And when Powell actually started tightening, they tried to get rid of him. Anybody remember the insider trading scandal?

      Bernanke and Yellen are the main culprits behind all of the MMT. This is about propping up Europe at our expense.

      • juris imprudent

        We’ve been doing that since the end of WWII, why change now?

      • John Nerfherder

        The real sea change in policy began with Greenspan back in 87. Since that time, the Fed Put has been standard operating procedure. As soon as things got dicey, the Fed would print.

        By all appearances, Powell seem determined to end that policy. The market didn’t believe him at first, but they do now.

        As far as Europe goes, the coordination between the Fed and ECB began in earnest in 2011. It’s no coincidence that the vast majority of money creation happened over the ensuing decade. The European banks depend on dollars for liquidity, but it fucks us over.

      • juris imprudent

        Ha! You want to talk fuck us over – just wait for something that replaces the dollar as world reserve currency. Then no more exporting our inflation.

      • John Nerfherder

        While the process of de-dollarization has started, there’s a long way to go before we really get there (if we don’t go full-blown WW3). 88% of world trade is still in dollars.

        The most important thing for all of us is to get rid of the neocons.

      • Nephilium

        While the process of de-dollarization has started

        You mean something like this?

      • John Nerfherder

        China’s taking that action in order to prop up their own currency right now.

        The fundamental problem that the world has is that getting out of dollars is easier said than done.

      • juris imprudent

        The dollar only became the world reserve currency post WWII. It isn’t unimaginable that something could replace it just as it replaced the pound sterling.

      • John Nerfherder

        It isn’t unimaginable at all.

        It’s just that reserve currency changes almost always involve a war.

  4. Rebel Scum

    another fantabulous day

    Meh.

  5. Rebel Scum

    Fulton County DA Proposes Start Date For Trump Trail One Day Before Super Tuesday

    “It’s not political.”

    • Common Tater

      Well, it’s not like anyone else who was President or was running for President ever broke the law.

    • SDF-7

      “We had a water line break — all non-Dem observers out, please!”

      “We were doing a test run with a sample charge sheet… that just happens to look exactly like the indictments while the Grand Jury was still supposedly deliberating…”

      “Just the tip!”

      I’d ask who believes Fulton County on anything to do with this mess… but I know full well the answer is apparently “About 56% of the country because it plays to their preconceptions.”

      Ack pbbbt.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ack pbbbt

        Bill the Cat ’24!

      • UnCivilServant

        If you’re going to have chest congestion, I recommend not hacking it up in public.

      • SDF-7

        I would take the Meadow Party in a heartbeat over the crap show that is the Uniparty these days, yeah.

  6. Rebel Scum

    Dershowitz: Gore, his legal team and I tried to find uncounted presidential votes, lobbied officials and fought in the courts in 2000.

    Some truths are inconvenient.

    • Old Man With Candy

      This falls under the Lawyer and NGO Executive Full Employment Act.

  7. Rebel Scum

    Congress probing whether Democrats improperly using nonprofits, foreign money to win elections

    Considering they aim to “win” at all costs…

  8. juris imprudent

    Decay in our military? What are you talking about!?!

    Since Sam and Jess swore the same oath to the same Constitution, it seems like they should be on the same side. Unfortunately, it has become quite clear that they are not. Like so many issues in the modern world the explanation is at once both hopelessly complex and painfully simple. The simple part of the explanation is that Sam and Jess have fundamentally opposing loyalties. Sam serves The Republic. Jess serves The Crown.

  9. Mojeaux

    Just a friendly reminder that your comment WILL get caught in spam if it has more than 2 links.

    • Brochettaward

      I am working on a post that will contain three or more Firsts. I do not believe this has ever been done. I never saw it with my Third Eye, but I believe that it can be achieved.

      I hope that this will be not be blocked by a spam filter.

  10. Common Tater

    “Philadelphia has become overwhelmed by drug-fueled crime under Democratic District Attorney Larry Krasner, a self-described ‘progressive prosecutor.’

    His failure to crack down led to his impeachment in 2022 for ‘dereliction of duty’, however he remains in office after his trial was indefinitely postponed.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12413911/Philadelphia-businesses-forced-set-BOOBY-TRAPS-like-hidden-sprinklers-open-air-drug-markets-city-customers-dwindle.html

    How about we legally change the name of every homeless person to Donald Trump?

    • Chafed

      I’m not buying the part about addicts flocking to Philly from CA and NY
      They can get all the drugs they want right where they are.

  11. Mojeaux

    Is this what 7:30 A.m. looks like? Ugh.

    • UnCivilServant

      *looks around*

      It looks like 8:30ish to me.

      • R.J.

        A good part of my workday is done. 7:40 here and I am about to take a break.

      • Nephilium

        I’m just about to join my first meeting of the day.

      • UnCivilServant

        Same – The Change Management Meeting

        (-.-)

      • Gender Traitor

        Do you get to change senior management, ideally starting at the very top?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, I get to change the version of the software from 21 to 22.

      • Nephilium

        Just a 1 on 1 for me with my boss.

        /imposter syndrome intensifies

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, I’m not saying I’m an imposter, but there’s no way my job is difficult – no matter how hard it is to get other people to understand basic concepts.

    • Ted S.

      Meh, I’ve been up since 4:30.

    • Gender Traitor

      You miss some delightful conversation not joining us in the hour or two before AMLynx post!

    • Ownbestenemy

      I dunno but sure looks like 1330z to me

  12. Rebel Scum

    Yellen boasts ‘most Americans’ happy with personal finances, but polling shows otherwise

    They’ll be happier once they own nothing and have no privacy.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Organized retail crime is a burgeoning issue impacting retailers nationwide. However, the incidents in California are “particularly acute,” according to Retail Industry Leaders Association (RILA) President Brian Dodge.

    Because it is practically encouraged.

  14. Ted S.

    Point of discussion: Should police be barred from having visible tattoos?

    • UnCivilServant

      Which would stigmatize tattoos more?

    • Nephilium

      Yes. Make it part of the uniform.

    • SDF-7

      I’d prefer it since I think most tattoos are either stupid or make you look like a gang member — and the police already have their uniforms for the latter.

      But I don’t see where it is important enough to “bar” anything. And I imagine there are a lot of communities where that would make the labor force unusable. I’m much more concerned with seeking those without the attitude towards abuse of authority, capability to understand the limits of law and policing, no actual ties to criminal gangs, etc.

      Case in point — a couple of days ago this lovely article was on RedState… and it infuriated me, frankly. “They can’t take away our right to stop people for whatever reasons we make up so we can investigate you just because you look funny / we get bad vibes / we feel like harassing you!” (Because you know damned well that “Speeding” or “I thought I saw the belt unfastened” or “Furtive glances at cell phone” or “Driving too slowly” or “Driving too cautiously… suspicious!” can easily be whatever the cop needs it to be… so in practice, traffic stops are carte blanche for warrantless investigations and often searches (“Fetch forth the Fourth Amendment Bypass System — our K9 officer!”).

      And I’m generally supportive of law and order… but it needs proper constraints and we’re past that as a general rule in this country. Rant off.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Watching Live PD and “First 48” type shows has given me a newfound respect for the dogs and what they can do… but also completely confirmed suspicions that some (but not all) handlers use them to allow illegal searches.

      • Old Man With Candy

        And yet, they don’t do a rigorous double blind and statistically significant test for qualification.

        When I’m dictator, all “drug dogs” will be adopted out as pets.

      • Chafed

        We don’t need those thanks to the New Professionalism. Another relic of Scalia’s belief in Top Men. See also Chevron deference.

      • Fatty Bolger

        When I’m dictator, all drugs will be legal so they won’t be needed.

      • Old Man With Candy

        Since there is zero constitutional basis for the gummint to outlaw non-alcohol drugs (and when they outlawed ethanol, they had the decency to amend the constitution to allow it), I’d be busy woodchippering all of the judges who didn’t toss out drug cases as well as everyone working for DEA.

      • Common Tater

        When I’m king, all “drug dogs” will be sent to Jimbo’s in-laws.

      • Spartacus

        That’s because every study that has used such an approach has shown that dogs are no more accurate than a coin toss.
        We can’t have that now, can we? The word of the King’s Men (and dogs) must not be questioned.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Probably not in this day and age, that would make it very hard to recruit new cops. The Army had to relax its restrictions even more recently because it was hampering recruiting.

      • Gender Traitor

        Even more than their new woke policies are hampering recruiting?

    • Pope Jimbo

      In 1970 when my dad moved up to our remote part of NW Minnesoda as a probation officer, his boss made him shave his beard. Professionals did not have facial hair according to him.

      After a year or two, the boss relented and Dad grew his goatee out and kept it for life. He did get pissed when the hipsters/grunge dudes in the early ’90s all adopted his style of beard.

      • UnCivilServant

        “Who said anything about being a professional?”

    • EvilSheldon

      I think that police employees should have a mandantory ‘POLICE’ tattoo in three-inch-high letters across the forehead, so we can identify them out of uniform.

      • Common Tater

        “POOR IMPULSE CONTROL”

    • R.J.

      I am curious as to how this plays out. Is it really infighting, or is there a real, puritanical third party, bent on savagery and destruction of anything not woke which is trying to be born? Kind of an inverse Tea Party.

      • John Nerfherder

        It looks like Clinton versus Obama versus Dimon to me.

    • Nephilium

      The company I used to work for has apparently had two RIF’s since I left.

      Sounds like I picked the right time to find another job.

  15. Rebel Scum

    The Ts continue to ruin things for the Ls, Gs and Bs.

    A weekly speed dating evening for lesbians in the Bloomsbury district of London has become a target of woke activists after discovering that it prohibited biological males from attending the event.

    Speaking to the Mail on Sunday, the founder of the speed dating event, Jenny Watson, said that she was forced to enact a ban on transgender people from attending last year after a man came to the pub wearing a purple latex costume while having “an erection”.

    “Another time, a trans woman came into the female toilet and pushed their body at a woman who was upset and told me after. It got me thinking that this isn’t fair on women,” Watson explained.

    • UnCivilServant

      I seem to recall when the first absurd bathroom bill kerfuffle broke out that I warned people that perverts would take advantage of this crap.

      I got called names and my argument got mischaracterized.

      This is why I don’t talk to real people.

      • pistoffnick

        This is why I don’t talk to real people.

        We are all just characters in UCS’ imagination?

      • SDF-7

        Hey, at least I’m so square that the i just becomes a -1 and I stay real.

      • Suthenboy

        I recall because you beat me to it

    • Chafed

      At least in England, it looks like the start of a divide between the Ts and everyone else.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But it’s always Tea time in England.

      • SDF-7

        Royal Albert Hall applause.

      • Ted S.

        I didn’t know holes could clap.

    • rhywun

      The unnamed manager said in the messages that he intended on shutting down the lesbian speed dating event and to replace it with another with “inclusivity” as a core principle,

      Clown world. Because the Ts are at the top of the victim stack now, the world has to pretend that lesbians want to date men who pretend to be women. Whee!

    • Common Tater

      The asshole who insisted on being allowed to attend might be T, but it’s the G who ruined things. In England, it was primarily Stonewall.

  16. Rebel Scum

    This is the cringiest propaganda ever.

    From today’s episode of Ukraine in the Know;

    Blood drips from Vlad Putin’s mouth and he bathes in the blood of innocent Ukrainian children.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Hey, that’s the transgender psycho that said Russians aren’t humans. What a ridiculous sack of shit.

      • Gender Traitor

        Drastically improved avatar, Stinky! 👍🏻

      • John Nerfherder

        phhhbbtttttt…..

      • R.J.

        I agree. Afraid to say anything because of what it might become next…

    • Ownbestenemy

      I am assuming thay is a State Department gig?

    • Homple

      Say what you will of Baghdad Bob, he looked more like a human than this robot.

    • Chafed

      It’s dusty in here.

    • Tundra

      Lovely. Thanks, Jimbo

  17. John Nerfherder

    It’s difficult to overstate the effects this is going to have.

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/over-40-japanese-women-may-never-have-kids

    According to Japan’s National Institute of Population and Social Security Research, the medium scenario projects that 33.4% of women born in 2005 will go through their childbearing years without having children, while the most optimistic case is that 24.6% won’t reproduce.

    • The Last American Hero

      What is in the water over there? Dudes needs to get their game on.

      • juris imprudent

        The effects of three generations of post-war semi-westernization.

      • R.J.

        You nailed it. Compare Japanese men prior to WWII to men post WWII.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m assuming the fiercest Japanese men got themselves taken out of the gene pool.

      • Common Tater

        I’M TIRED OF THEM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT MAKE THE FRIGGIN JAPANESE GAY!

  18. Pope Jimbo

    This story seems like it could lead to some serious role reversals.

    Two weeks after becoming the first recreational cannabis dispensary in Minnesota to open its doors for business, the Red Lake Nation in northwestern Minnesota said it’s working on a mobile dispensary, which will resemble a food truck.

    Once completed, Red Lake leadership said the unit will allow them to expand their cannabis business into other markets, but only on tribal lands.

    I’m envisioning a bunch of mobile pot trucks driving in a circle for protection against a bunch of white slackers attacking them.

    *Should be noted that our legal pot can only be sold on reservations now. No one else can get a license until 2026.

    • Homple

      A pot food truck would be a twofer at TOS. Staff it with gay illegal migrants for a quadfecta.

      • Pope Jimbo

        In that neck of the woods, the illegals would all be snow backs. Muling in untaxed maple syrup.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Would someone who facilitates the snow backs entry into the US be called a husky?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Timber Wolf.

    • Nephilium

      Should be noted that our legal pot can only be sold on reservations now. No one else can get a license until 2026.

      Ah. The New York model.

      • rhywun

        Sort of.

        The licenses are restricted, but not to Injuns. They’re restricted to drug felons.

      • Nephilium

        I was referencing the abundance of dispensaries in the New York reservations.

      • rhywun

        It’s not sold on reservations.

      • Nephilium

        Head over to the Seneca reservations, there are dozens of dispensaries there.

      • Not Adahn

        Hmmm. Now I’m wondering about firearm sales…

      • rhywun

        Then I’m confused because I just looked it up and there are only a handful of legal outlets.

        There was some gaffle about “medical dispensaries” – maybe it’s those? I guess those have been around for awhile but I don’t consider that in the same class as “legal weed”. I.e. weed that I can buy.

      • Nephilium

        rhywun:

        These were all recreational dispensaries. As an example.

      • UnCivilServant

        @Rhy – There have been a bunch of news articles about the concerted (and apparently futule) efforts to crack down on unlicensed dispensories.

        Because of the onerous licensing process, people just started ignoring it.

  19. John Nerfherder

    What… the…. fuck…

    https://www.zerohedge.com/political/house-gop-investigates-state-department-atheism-grants

    The Biden administration, which came under fire earlier this year for an internal FBI memo targeting anti-abortion Catholic activists as “potential” domestic terrorists, is facing new questions from top House Republicans over its decision to fund a program promoting atheism overseas.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Maybe their focus should be elsewhere instead of strongly worded tweets

    • Pope Jimbo

      If they want to bring down religion, leave it to the private sector

      Amazon workers who wear hijabs for religious reasons at the company’s facility in Brooklyn Park now have a company-branded option.

      Henna and Hijabs partnered with Amazon to launch Amazon-branded hijabs for workers at the SMN1 facility in Brooklyn Park. The launch was held Wednesday, when Hilal Ibrahim, Henna and Hijabs’ founder, greeted workers wearing the new product.

      “Henna and Hijabs is committed to bridging the accessibility gap that Muslim women often encounter in different spaces,” Hilal said.

      SMN1 will be the first Amazon facility to use the branded hijabs, but soon other facilities will also give workers the opportunity to wear one.

      The subversive private sector will slowly erode the moral underpinnings of Islam far more efficiently than the govt. Branded hijabs are just the camel’s nose under the tent.

      • juris imprudent

        Does that mean a branded burqa is the camel’s toe?

  20. rhywun

    NOTICE
    SHOPLIFTERS
    WILL BE PROSECTUED
    TO THE FULLEST
    EXTENT OFTHE LAW

    lolsnort

    • UnCivilServant

      Addendum: “I am the Law”

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Minnesoda Law and Order Links:

    Goodhue will not become a hive of villainy thanks to the county sheriff.

    GOODHUE, Minn. — Pending approval from the Goodhue City Council, the Goodhue County Sheriff’s Office will take over law enforcement duties for the city through the end of 2023.

    The tentative agreement comes after all seven officers with the Goodhue Police Department resigned. The city council called a special meeting Monday after the resignations were announced. According to Goodhue Mayor Ellen Anderson Buck, the city gave its officers a 5% pay increase and the chief a $13,000 raise at the beginning of the year.

    Why even become a school cop if you can’t thump a kid?

    Minnesota students can’t be held in a prone position or subjected to “comprehensive restraint on the head, neck and across most of the torso” under a new state law — and law enforcement officials are questioning whether it will prevent them from doing their job.

    Jeff Potts, executive director of the Minnesota Chiefs of Police Association, sent a letter to Gov. Tim Walz and other state leaders this week outlining concerns that banning the maneuvers rob school resources officers (SROs) of tools to break up fights in school hallways.

    Straight to shooting kids instead?

    • R.J.

      Shoot them with Spiderman nets and wait for the real cops to arrive.

      • UnCivilServant

        Shoot, shovel, and shut up.

    • pistoffnick

      In high school, Goodhue wrestlers were our arch rivals, They wrestled dirty: biting, pinching, pulling hair.

      /still scarred, literally

      • Bobarian LMD

        Most effective way to get a struggling wrestler to comply?

        Thumb to the rectum.

    • EvilSheldon

      If you can’t control the head and neck, you can’t restrain them, except via thejtraditional ‘Everybody grab a limb!’ technique.

      Maybe bring back saps?

  22. rhywun

    35 years later I now know where this was sampled from. 😮

    • Timeloose

      I love finding samples in a movie or song randomly. Pre-internet it happened quite a lot. Some are obvious but others might be a simple beat or sound bite.

      It won’t happen much any more as samples have to be paid for……Thanks Vanilla Ice

  23. Ownbestenemy

    I see Arizona doesn’t want to be left out of the Trunp indictment game. I encourage more of this.

    • The Other Kevin

      He’s not wrong.

    • John Nerfherder

      I didn’t I know was half-black, half-asian.

      • Timeloose

        Why are some pictures obviously AI generated while others look to be stolen from somebody’s facebook page. Also WTF happened in Florida, a Slestak invasion?

      • R.J.

        Florida is essentially correct.

      • Rebel Scum

        Me neither. I’m only mediocre at sports and math.

      • kinnath

        Missing two elements of the Cablinasian mix.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nevada and Kentucky spot on. So many gingers in Northern Kentucky

    • kinnath

      Iowa — I see that couple around here on a regular basis.

    • PutridMeat

      Books trip to Alaska.

    • Aloysious

      It got Warshington wrong. Warshington is marshmallow shaped Triggleypuffs with a man bun.

      • The Last American Hero

        Only in Seattle.

    • Common Tater

      California looks like gay Razorfist.

  24. Old Man With Candy

    Congress probing whether Democrats improperly using nonprofits, foreign money to win elections

    Here’s a crazy idea: follow the First Amendment. There’s no exceptions in it for nonprofits, foreign money, or anything else. Just a simple “make no law.”

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Here’s a crazy idea: follow the First Amendment. There’s no exceptions in it for nonprofits, foreign money, or anything else. Just a simple “make no law.”

    But then we couldn’t put handcuffs on rich people and corporations. Are you nuts?

    • Pope Jimbo

      If you put rich people and corporations in handcuffs, how can they pay the grift? You just want to threaten them a bit so they cough up that sweet money.

  26. Ownbestenemy

    Well house bid fell to someone that actually went for their original asking price. House hunt goes on.

  27. Pope Jimbo

    How bad is St. Paul’s new plan to pay for child care for poor families? Even the mayor Melvin Carter thinks it is nuts, and Carter is the guy who started a guaranteed income program and banned late fees at the libraries.

    St. Paul residents will get a chance to vote in November 2024 whether to enact a multi-million dollar property tax hike in hopes of eventually providing free child care from birth through age 5 to low-income families in the city.

    City Council members voted 5-2 Wednesday afternoon to override an earlier veto by Mayor Melvin Carter, who raised concerns that the proposal would not generate anywhere near enough funding to serve all the children it promises to serve. He also said the authors lacked a plan for helping already-overstretched child care providers add capacity to serve additional kids.

    But supporters say bold action is required to ease the soaring costs of child care, which in Minnesota, often wipes out as much as half of a low-income family’s monthly income. Advocates and researchers also say that children who have access to “high-quality” child care often go on to have better outcomes in school.

    When an uber progressive politician like Carter says your funding numbers don’t add up, you know you are relying entirely on bold action and magic.

    • Chafed

      But bold change is always good.

      • Ted S.

        I prefer italic change.

    • rhywun

      Advocates and researchers also say that children who have access to “high-quality” child care often go on to have better outcomes in school.

      Pretty sure I’ve read that is horseshit. Just like the claims that “Head Start” works.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I sort of remember that up until 3rd or 4th grade the Headstart kids did better, but after that no one can tell who had pre-K instruction or not.

        Do you want our K-4th graders to be dumb?

      • rhywun

        With the amount of money going to their education you’d think they’d be fucking geniuses already.

        It’s almost like there are other factors at play.

      • Tundra

        Our Big Gay Walz was just bragging about universal pre-K here. I’m sure it will be a smashing success.

      • B.P.

        Hey now. Let’s not disparage America’s most libertarian governor.

      • The Last American Hero

        2nd most. Polis holds the title.
        /TOS

    • WTF

      multi-million dollar property tax hike…providing free child care

      Somebody doesn’t know what “free” means.

  28. Nephilium

    Gender Traitor:

    OT, but the NAGA’s have heard our complaints:

    Native American group promising Anheuser Busch-style boycott of Commanders backs Cleveland Guardians name change

    A petition launched Monday by Native American Guardians Association (NAGA) founder Eunice Davidson seeks to reverse a 2021 decision by the Cleveland Guardians to rebrand the organization, dropping its previous moniker of the “Indians.”

    Though the decision was made to avoid alienating Native American fans, those who signed Monday’s petition say they saw the move as erasure of years of proud tradition.

    • WTF

      erasure of years of proud tradition.

      Because it is. Teams named themselves after American Indians as an homage to their warrior culture.

      • rhywun

        Are you trying to claim that team names are not meant to mock or belittle the target? That’s just crazy talk.

      • Pope Jimbo

        If they hadn’t sissied out and changed their names to the Cubs, you know the Glibs official team would have been the Chicago Orphans.

    • Gender Traitor

      Wahoo!!! 😃

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Though the decision was made to avoid alienating Native American fans

    Sure it was.

    • Nephilium

      There are dozens of them!

      DOZENS!

      • juris imprudent

        Dozens of white stupid people for every actual offended NA.

    • SDF-7

      Are you saying that the NAGAs are being outfoxed by the RIGGERS?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Land of the free. Home of the brave.

    Hawaii’s governor vowed “to keep the land in local people’s hands” when Maui rebuilds from a deadly wildfire that incinerated a historic island community, as local schools began reopening.

    Gov. Josh Green said Wednesday that he had instructed the state attorney general to work toward a moratorium on land transactions in Lahaina. He acknowledged the move will likely face legal challenges.

    “My intention from start to finish is to make sure that no one is victimized from a land grab,” Green said at a news conference. “People are right now traumatized. Please do not approach them with an offer to buy their land. Do not approach their families saying they’ll be much better off if they make a deal. Because we’re not going to allow it.”

    These are simple people, who cannot understand what is best for them. We must control the choices available to them and guide their decisions.

    Otherwise… chaos.

  31. kinnath

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    #waffle573 2/5

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    Meh. At least the streak continues.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Green pledged to announce details of the moratorium by Friday. He added that he also wants to see a long-term moratorium on sales of land that won’t “benefit local people.”

    Green made affordable housing a priority when he entered office in January, appointing a czar for the issue and seeking $1 billion for housing programs. Since the fires, he’s also suggested acquiring land in Lahaina for the state to build workforce housing as well as a memorial.

    He should team up with Disney to turn the place into a giant theme park, complete with authentic grass shack native housing.

    • The Other Kevin

      Disney already has a resort in Hawaii. I’m sure they wouldn’t mind expanding.

    • rhywun

      Because everybody knows that throwing money at shit makes it cheaper.

      • SDF-7

        You’re angling for a job in the Biden Administration, hmm?

  33. Fourscore

    St Paul has changed since lived there, 30 years ago. Not sure why child care is necessary, other than the government employees that only have time to tell other people what’s good for them

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Sacred Hearts School in Lahaina was destroyed, and Principal Tonata Lolesio said lessons would resume in the coming weeks at another Catholic school. She said it was important for students to be with their friends, teachers and books, and not constantly thinking about the tragedy.

    “I’m hoping to at least try to get some normalcy or get them in a room where they can continue to learn or just be in another environment where they can take their minds off of that,” she said.

    What? They need grief counselors to help them focus on feeling helpless and distraught. The last thing in the world they need is to “move forward”.

  35. PieInTheSky

    Red Line Revolutionary Popular Revolt ☭ 🚩📕
    @SocRevolt
    The shameful Berlin Wall was not built by communists. At that time, the Socialist Unity Party of Germany in the GDR, like the remaining parties under Khrushchevite control, had already abandoned Marxism-Leninism as an ideology and had become revisionist, liberal and capitalist.

    https://twitter.com/SocRevolt/status/1691918651686088770

    • John Nerfherder

      I’m sure Honecker would agree.

    • John Nerfherder

      “Under Stalin, there was no wall”

      Just hundreds of miles of Siberian wasteland surrounding the gulag.

    • SDF-7

      “No True Gulag!”

    • Rebel Scum

      Communist Totalitarianism is Liberal Capitalism. Seems legit.

    • Pine_Tree

      Stale cigarette smoke.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Rot and decay

    A Texas woman was arrested and has been charged with threatening to kill the federal judge overseeing the criminal case against former President Donald Trump in Washington and a member of Congress.

    Abigail Jo Shry of Alvin, Texas, called the federal courthouse in Washington and left the threatening message — using a racist term for U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan — on Aug. 5, court records show. Investigators traced her phone number and she later admitted to making the threatening call, according to a criminal complaint.

    It’s almost as if people no longer have faith in the process. What is this country coming to?

    Also- using a racial slur, in furtherance of a conspiracy? She’s hosed.

    • PieInTheSky

      hanging’s too good for the likes of her

    • Rebel Scum

      using a racist term for U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan

      The real crime here, obviously.

    • rhywun

      LOL!

    • R.J.

      I love that guy. I hope he makes it.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Arfarfarf

    Donald Trump continues to come under fire for his use of the term “riggers” in a Truth Social rant, with his former aide Alyssa Farah saying that it is “not a racial dogwhistle” – it’s actually a racist “bullhorn”.

    ——-

    Following the announcement, Mr Trump claimed in a Truth Social rant that he would share an “irrefutable” report on his baseless claims of election fraud at a press conference on Monday morning.

    In the post, he also used what appears to be a racist dog whistle – “RIGGERS” – while discussing Black litigators and political opponents.

    “The fact that he’s introducing race into this prosecution surprises me, it’s disgusting, it’s textbook Donald Trump, but it comes as no surprise,” Ms Farah told CNN of his comments.

    Niggler, please.

    • kinnath

      Dirk.

      Dirk Diggler.

    • WTF

      So, “riggers”, as in people who rig an election, is racist? Because it rhymes with a word that actually is racist?

      Stupidly dishonest, or dishonestly stupid?

      • SDF-7

        As I said last night — don’t cross the naggers.

      • creech

        Let’s just eliminate the letters n, i, and g from the alphabet so no one can form any word that can be misconstrued as “the N word.”

      • R.J.

        Negroni hardest hit.

      • juris imprudent

        Night can be replaced with unsun.

      • Not Adahn

        doubleplus good newspeaking!

      • Gender Traitor

        newspeaking

        An “n,” an “i,” and a “g”!!! RAAAAY-CYST!!!

      • Rebel Scum

        Listen, Jack. You only have to change the ‘r’ to an ‘n’ to make it racist. And we all know Drumpfler is a big time, meanie bigot who is just trying to call someone “nigger”.

        As I said last night — don’t cross the naggers.

        Nagger, please.

    • Pine_Tree

      This is them imagining the cartoon Trump that lives in their heads.

      The real Trump isn’t language-savvy enough to do things like hints or double entendres.

      He’s coarse and blunt and dull, which is exactly how you get “riggers”.

    • Rat on a train

      Anything can be a racist dog whistle when you are a racist dog.

      • rhywun

        Ding ding ding

    • Rebel Scum

      Rigger, please.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    It’s getting to the point where nearly everything I see and read in the news translates in my head as, “ACK! ACK ACK! ACKACKACKACK!” from Mars Attacks.

    • rhywun

      Or Orwell’s “duckspeak”. Language that automatically issues from the larynx in long streams but doesn’t actually mean anything.

    • R.J.

      Then my job is done here.

    • ron73440

      “We come in peace! We come in peace!”

      “Don’t run! We are your friends!”

      The government is just as honest as the Martians.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Stupidly dishonest, or dishonestly stupid?

    Retarded.

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Have they scrubbed the movie Major League of all references to the Indians yet?

    Pixilated all the logos and overdubbed the dialog?

    • John Nerfherder

      “trained in political science and law”

      Sounds about right.

    • KSuellington

      Related to or friends with the right people counts for a lot more, especially there. I can only imagine the amount of graft and bullshit that is going to make the rebuild there a total and complete clusterfuck.

    • juris imprudent

      But, but, but no doubt had the right credentials (party affiliation, education, diversity-status).

    • KSuellington

      It does appear that (fear of) climate change was a big factor in the Lahaina debacle. From the Wall Street Journal today:

      | Between 2019 and 2022, it invested less than $245,000 on wildfire-specific projects on the island, regulatory filings show. . . Former regulators and energy company officials said the utility was focused at that time on procuring renewable energy. . .

      “You have to look at the scope and scale of the transformation within [Hawaiian Electric] that was occurring throughout the system,” said Mina Morita, who chaired the state utilities commission from 2011 to 2015. “While there was concern for wildfire risk, politically the focus was on electricity generation.”

      The drive to reach the renewable goals also preoccupied private energy companies working with Hawaiian Electric and state energy officials, said Doug McLeod, a consultant who served for several years as the Maui county energy commissioner.

      “Looking back with hindsight, the business opportunities were on the generation side, and the utility was going out for bid with all these big renewable-energy projects,” he said. “But in retrospect, it seems clear, we weren’t as focused on these fire risks as we should have been.”

      • Don escaped Texas

        with hindsight

        is my favorite flavor of looking back

        especially if I have a little retrospect to add to the recipe

      • KSuellington

        As long as we are at it we might as well Monday morning quarterback our hindsight while looking back in retrospect.

      • ron73440

        Let me refer back to my notes.

      • John Nerfherder

        the utility was focused at that time on procuring renewable energy

        Shades of PG&E and the California wildfires

  41. B.P.

    “Target says ‘negative reaction’ to ‘Pride’ merch contributed to first quarterly sales decline in years”

    Target deserves better customers.

    • R.J.

      Hey man, stop doing that.

    • Don escaped Texas

      @ABC BREAKING: Former Pres. Trump’s promised press conference to refute the allegations in the indictment handed up by the Fulton County DA’s Office is now very much in doubt, multiple sources familiar with the matter tell @ABC News.

      the Four Seasons probably wasn’t available

      • Not Adahn

        Speakiung of gimps…

    • ron73440

      Mr Hunt must also not “crawl, wriggle or writhe on the ground wearing a full-body covering or mask”.

      So, he can do all of that if he’s naked?

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Shocking revelation

    The 1,000-foot string of buoys that the state of Texas placed in the Rio Grande to deter migrants began as a Trump administration idea and may be a precursor of policies to come if Trump or another immigration hardliner is elected president, three former Trump officials said.

    ——-

    The Biden administration recently sued Texas over its use of a buoy system near Eagle Pass, saying it raises humanitarian concerns, poses a risk to public safety and is in violation of the federal Rivers and Harbors Act. The government of Mexico said Texas is violating its sovereignty by placing the buoys in a river that borders both countries.

    Mexico will need that barrier to stop all the southbound refugees when Trump wins the election from a prison cell.

    • R.J.

      At that point Mexico’s supply of blue and purple hair dye will be quickly exhausted.