Tuesday Morning Links

by | Aug 22, 2023 | Daily Links | 306 comments

Three weeks of cupcakes and no boogers.

Oh, the Astros finally won a game. Sadly they waited to do it against Boston instead of Seattle. The AL wild card race is gonna be crazy. But not nearly as crazy as the NL chase. That one is off the chain.  Michigan thinks they’re being clever here. The NCAA is not gonna let this stand. They already delayed their own 4-game suspension because of a lack of cooperation. And Pulisic scored on his Milan debut and Arsenal stole a game from Crystal Palace with some help from inconsistent officiating.  And that’s it for sports.

He’s certainly got experience. He’s run cover for slimy shit in the past. He’s perfect for the job!

“Old enough!”
-FDA

Sweet freaking Jesus. Now they don’t even want to wait for people to be born before pumping them full of chemicals they don’t really need? Well, Pharma profits are down, so this approval makes financial sense. Because I simply don’t see the point.

What a strange way of putting it. Because I don’t see the public’s right to a speedy trial for a defendant anywhere in the constitution. This is especially egregious since there are loads of J6 people still being denied a trial after rotting in jail calls for two years without bail.

What an asshole.

What a stupid, egomaniacal asshole. Peculiar this wasn’t mentioned at all on the first three websites I get links from. Peculiar but unsurprising.

Fight! Fight! Fight! Perhaps the tide is turning. I’m skeptical, but hopeful.

This has “scam” written all over it. I assume we will discover the Teamsters or AFSCME has recently gone into the food distribution business. Or a few close relatives of state officeholders at a minimum.

::points and laughs:: You guys played the protectionist game when it prevented barriers to entry for anybody wanting to do what you did. And now you’re sad when people who don’t like you are effectively turning your policies back on you.  Sorry if my sympathy is limited to shrugging my shoulders and going back to my life.

This is ridiculous. Horrible! Unheard-of!!! It should be way, way higher than that. Pump those numbers up, Texas. And make them per mile, not a flat fee.

This is such a bubbly song. So fun and catchy. This one is a little on the deeper end of the scale. And certainly not in a bad way. Well, enjoy them both.

And enjoy this Tuesday, dear friends. I’m about to see rain for the first time in a couple months as I get to Corpus Christi for a couple days. Wish me luck.

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306 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Fight! Fight! Fight! Perhaps the tide is turning. I’m skeptical, but hopeful. – it is simple just give the homeless homes. that’s it. problem solved

    • PieInTheSky

      Now to be clear, because I did no mention explicitly enough, it is good to give the homeless homes I fully support that, just not in my neighborhood or anywhere near me

      • Not Adahn

        All government buildings should be havens for the homeless. They are The People’s(tm) property after all.

      • Sean

        Works for me.

      • EvilSheldon

        If you’re saying that government employees should all be homeless…I’m pretty comfortable with that.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m assuming you saw the news that CZ released a “carry” version of the S2?

      • EvilSheldon

        I have. I don’t really know what to think about it. The aluminum frame trims the weight down pretty well, but it still isn’t drop safe with the hammer back, and it still doesn’t have a functional decocker. So not really well-suited as a carry gun, and the full size Shadow 2 is better for gaming. I’m not sure where it fits…

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, the practicalities of it don’t add up to me. I guess maybe a duty gun?

        However, it would be really nice if there was a carry gun that had the same grip/sight picture as the gun I’ve put so many rounds through.

      • EvilSheldon

        If it had a firing pin block and a functional decocker, I might be looking at selling some Staccatos…

      • rhywun

        You would make a perfect Democrat.

      • SDF-7

        Fight! Fight! Fight!

    • SDF-7

      The rate SF is going, they could certainly give them mall shops, office cubes, etc. Looks to be plenty of those available or coming available in the near future. (Note: Not saying this is a good idea… because the odds are then good the building will get burnt down because of improper cooking fires… just that they’ll have those spaces).

      • sloopyinca

        because the odds are then good the building will get burnt down because of improper cooking fires… just that they’ll have those spaces

        But then the President could come and regale the local citizenry with personal stories of hardship and triumph and lift them out of their doldrums. Well, eventually he could once he finishes whatever vacation he’s on.

      • SDF-7

        I can relate, man… a small kitchen fire once made me think about “What if I lost the ‘Vette? How would I drag race up to Inspiration Point to rumble with Corn Pop?”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well the ‘Vette is especially at risk, sitting next to all those secret docs that are printed on especially flammable paper.

      • Not Adahn

        Didn’t SF recently unveil “shade” at their bus stops? Surely they could extend that and add sleeping shelves to the bus stops. Plus, all those hard-working homeless that just can’t afford to live in the city could kip out at the bus route that takes them to their jobs!

      • SDF-7

        LA, iirc.

      • Not Adahn

        You are correct.

  2. PieInTheSky

    “What a strange way of putting it. Because I don’t see the public’s right to a speedy trial for a defendant anywhere in the constitution. This is especially egregious since there are loads of J6 people still being denied a trial after rotting in jail calls for two years without bail. ” – The constitution does not apply to insurrectionists.

  3. SDF-7

    Re: baby vaxes — In my experience, newborns are more likely to catch an infection from being in the hospital than anything else. (Which isn’t surprising… isn’t that a big problem for adults as well, especially seniors?) Very unlikely to be an issue at this point in my life for my wife and I (and not my son for several years one would hope) — but if it came up… nope. Nope, nope nope. Risk/reward seems way out of whack for that.

    • DrOtto

      Staff infection, does anyone ever get it outside of a hospital environment?

      • EvilSheldon

        You get them in gyms and high-contact sports once in a while. But hospitals are by far the worst.

  4. PieInTheSky

    This is such a bubbly song.

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    I think this has nothing to do with the EU data rules but one of the specific German things about copyright… which strangely was much worse 7 years ago it seems better now

    • SDF-7

      For some reason, this is about the only one from that band I really like. And likely has more to do with the movie than the band.

      With the “Bubbly, fun and catchy” lead in — I was expecting this one. That’s about the epitome of that description as far as I’m concerned. Cotton candy for the brain.

      • sloopyinca

        Their catalog definitely has more darkwave than bubble gum pop. But there’s room for variety and they did both quite well, IMO.

      • DrOtto

        The Crow was a solid soundtrack. Never saw the movie though.

      • Not Adahn

        Most excellent movie, and a useful example to show the Goth Spectrum (The Crow being on one end, The Matrix on the other).

        The sequel had a purer implementation of artistic vision, even if it wasn’t necessarily as good of a movie overall.

  5. PieInTheSky

    This has “scam” written all over it. I assume we will discover the Teamsters or AFSCME has recently gone into the food distribution business.

    the Teamsters seem like good people, I would not expect anything scammy from them

    • SDF-7

      You just want to keep the people moving your dirt boxes around in the day happy.

  6. Not Adahn

    And make them per mile, not a flat fee.

    Hmmm. From a “punishing people I don’t like” perspective, I’m not sure if dis is da wei.

    I would imagine that ICE vehicles rack up vastly more miles than ‘lectric, if for no other reason than the range limitiations on EVs. Plus there’s the whole urban/rural divide where the yokels are driving 10 miles to church (and 15 to WalMart) whereas the stereotypical EVer rarely goes more than ten miles from their apartment.

    • sloopyinca

      It’s not about punishing people I disagree with. It’s because people who drive ICE cars pay a tax on every gallon they use, which calculates out to a per mile fee. The same standard should apply, seeing as the people driving both types of vehicles are putting comparable wear on the roads per mile driven.

      • SDF-7

        I’m fine with a per-mile EV fee as long as it isn’t implemented with real-time / GPS tracking. (Reading the odometer during mandatory state inspections or at insurance renewal or something probably). F the state turning everything into a “Peach Pass” style “this road you were on was $0.XX then you turned onto this one that was $0.YY…” and the privacy concerns, etc.

        I’m assuming that’s a given position around here… but dammit, some mornings you just have to give out the standard and obligatory rants. At least I’m not Malcolm Tucker giving the Official Glib positions (now there’s a money stream for Capaldi… “Pay me a few quid and I’ll record a ‘Here’s what we believe around here, fuckwit!’ style message for ya!”

      • sloopyinca

        I’d implement it with odometer readings at inspection time. No tracking needed.
        I assume it’s a sop to Musk for bringing more of the Tesla ops to TX. And I’m fine with tax incentives. But fair is fair.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Hold on there Hoss.

        You’d be giving ideas to some states that don’t have yearly inspections now.

        Agree that a mileage tax is the way to go. But don’t want to have an inspection either. Went through that shit in Memphis and it sucked balls.

      • DrOtto

        Self report mileage during annual registration. Perhaps with a pic of odometer included.

      • Pope Jimbo

        As computerized as cars are now, it would be easy enough to have a function that returned odometer and vin readings. Then various states could write an app that you could use to send that info to the state

        From a technical aspect, it wouldn’t be hard. What makes me hate it is that the govt would immediately expand the scope of what the app would have access to and what you had to send to them.

      • invisible finger

        NO!

        Taxes on TIRES are the way to go. People will drive on bald tires but that is on them – states that do inspections can inspect the tires if they want.

        Taxing tires also gets the bicycles. Good way for children to learn how the state works.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Looks like Texas is just slapping a $200 fee on every electric vehicle registration. Isn’t that better than odometer readings?

      • R.J.

        Yes.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But then they do this:

        Texas has a limited incentive that could offset the cost: It offers rebates of up to $2,500 for up to 2,000 new hydrogen fuel cell, electric or hybrid vehicles every two years. Adrian Shelley, Public Citizen’s Texas office director, recommended that the state expand the rebates.

      • Shpip

        So Texans who buy electric cars get a rebate, while folks who bring their Tesla in from, say, California get a $200/year “vehicle impact fee.”

        Not the most elegant solution, but hoisting the folks who like to say “_______ should pay their fair share” on their own petard isn’t going to spill much beer at the VFW.

      • Not Adahn

        people driving both types of vehicles are putting comparable wear on the roads per mile driven.

        Is that true though? Going back to the ICE/EV rural/urban thing, I would imagine that roads in cities cost a lot more to maintain/repair than highways, and vastly more than gravel/dirt roads.

      • UnCivilServant

        You think they repair city roads?

      • Pope Jimbo

        You think they repair city roads?

        Don’t forget how much of the gas tax goes to bike paths, light rail and other boondoggles.

      • R.J.

        Muh Roads suffer more wear and tear as EV vehicle usage increases. Those things weigh a lot. Thinking of Dallas or Austin, which have older roads that date back to the 1920s- those will break and require very expensive road rebuilds.

      • sloopyinca

        There ain’t a ton of gravel, dirt, or caliche road miles driven. So those are outliers. But based on vehicle weight of EVs to ICE passenger vehicles, I’d say the wear is pretty much comparable.

      • Not Adahn

        The physical wear might be the same, but I’m thinking more about the administrative costs of closing a lane/setting up detours downtown.

  7. Shirley Knott

    I always liked The Cure. My hard cue that it was time to change jobs was when this line from Pornography started running through my mind — “One more day like today and I’ll kill you!”
    Oh, dear, I’m on another list now. Oh, well.

    • PieInTheSky

      I always liked The Cure – not a fan of prevention ?

      • SDF-7

        He’d rather have a good pound than a mediocre ounce.

      • Not Adahn

        SDF-7 is Winston’s Mom?

      • Shirley Knott

        Hey, no kink shaming!

  8. rhywun

    Perhaps the tide is turning.

    Ermmm… Millbrae is not a “San Francisco neighborhood”. It is tony suburb to the south. Probably still full of liberals but not as crazy as the ones in SF itself. So I don’t know if you can draw any wider implications here.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      The axis between SF and SJ is even more liberal. That is where all of the Google and Facebook people live.

      • rhywun

        Yeah but they’re rich liberals. They don’t want homeless anywhere near them.

        SF is full of less rich liberals who either welcome the chaos or think it won’t impact them.

  9. SDF-7

    He’s certainly got experience. He’s run cover for slimy shit in the past. He’s perfect for the job!

    I thought Weiss was the new White House Counsel… or on Hunter’s legal team… one of the two.

    • Not Adahn

      I thought Siskel was dead. Didn’t he predecease Ebert?

      • DrOtto

        “I’m Siskel and I’m Ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up.” – The Bloodhound Gang.

      • SDF-7

        That song is one of the guiltiest of my guilty pleasures.

      • Shpip

        Second best music video ever filmed in Paris.

        Number one, of course, is Bro’s epistle to Mike S.

    • milo

      I think he’s the special counsel assigned by the DOJ.

      • SDF-7

        :whispers: Don’t explain the joke!

      • milo

        I blame my brain.

  10. Dr. Fronkensteen

    a bill that invests $20 million toward ridding the state of “food deserts.”

    Ok JB the Hutt, what’s the ROI on that “investment”

    • WTF

      Calling government spending “investments” is one of my pet peeves. Too bad the government toadies in the media have all gone all-in on that bullshit.

    • RBS

      I thought food deserts were a myth?

      • Tundra

        There’s some nuance that never gets discussed. There are certainly neighborhoods where the stores do not go out of their way to stock fresh, whole foods.

        Can you guess why?

      • Sean

        Where I live is officially designated as one. There’s multiple grocery stores and a fucking farmer’s market.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Then why can’t I recall any vegetables next to your steaks?

      • EvilSheldon

        Vegetables aren’t food. Vegetables are what food eats.

        (I’ll make an exception for vegetables smothered in Hollandaise sauce.)

      • UnCivilServant

        Humans are obligate omnivores. You need some vegetation, especially fiber.

      • PutridMeat

        Humans are obligate omnivores

        I do not believe this is true. Humans and our ancestors are/were opportunistic eaters. We can survive on anything from a vegetarian to fully carnivorous. Personally I think being on the former end is less amenable to thriving compared to the later, but it’s certainly seems possible. But the term ‘obligate’ is incorrect. One can survive, even thrive, with no vegetation or fiber.

      • UnCivilServant

        Those monoform diets lack essential nutrients

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Yes, fiber comes in real handy after you turn 50.

      • PutridMeat

        lack essential nutrients

        Specify.

      • PutridMeat

        you turn 50

        This is a common statement, generally associated with helping one take a dump; maybe I’m broken, but at 55+ I just have no issues, even in my extended (1-2 months) pure carnivore phases. Shrug.

      • UnCivilServant

        So, is it the cravings that make you start eating other food again?

      • Tundra

        Personally I think being on the former end is less amenable to thriving compared to the later, but it’s certainly seems possible.

        Modern monocropping fucked things up for us in the West.

        The Masai eat blood, meat and milk. Shockingly healthy. Other tribes are nearly all carbs. Shockingly healthy.

        Modern food (sugar/industrial oils, etc) is the problem.

      • PutridMeat

        So, is it the cravings that make you start eating other food again?

        Honestly, I have no cravings. The only thing I’ll cop to is a weakness to the smell of a fresh croissant! But I’m not really in the camp that thinks that me thinking, man I’d love a croissant right now, means that’s my body telling me I ‘need’ something to say healthy, anymore that wanting a smoke when smelling a cigarette was.

        What gets me off carnivore is variety and, more importantly, living with other people and being the primary cook. Makes things easier/more convenient. Note that I don’t think being omnivorous is BAD for you (as long as you stick to minimally processed/fresh stuff – and I think some vegetables are actively harmful), but I object strongly to the use of the term ‘obligate’.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        May be more real now since businesses are leaving certain areas due to racism.

      • Fourscore

        All that shop lifting of groceries is just a natural reaction to food deserts. Young entrepreneurs trying o level the playing field, without the help of government. Pritzer doesn’t understand how the free market works. He’s trying to put people out of work.

      • Homple

        I’ve seen pictures of Pritzger and his sister(?). They cause food deserts.

      • rhywun

        There is that, and also lately there are stores closing because the theft is getting out of control.

        My guess is that Fatso wants to open some charity outfits, because if there was money to make there would be businesspeople already be making it.

  11. Tundra

    Good morning, Sloop!

    I know you aren’t angry, but I am. The Maui situation is stoking my rage. President fuckface just makes it worse. Talk about rubbing our noses in the fact that they hate our guts. It’s obscene.

    Just like in utero vaccines. Fuck off, Pfizer.

    Thank God for your musical links, though. I can never decide if A Forest or Primary is my favorite. Both are absurdly good!

    Good luck in CC and enjoy the rain!

    • sloopyinca

      It’ll be fine. Or if not fine, it’ll be better than Laredo was yesterday. I’m still fired up.
      ::begins rant::
      So I was down right on the Rio Grande taking pictures of stuff for an auction. And I go to leave and plug San Antonio into the GPS and take off. I go out of the guy’s yard and it routes me around and there’s a train that just go to the street I was taking to get over to 35. So I pull a uey, go back to the road I was in and go down a few streets. The gates are coming down. So I sit and wait ten minutes. And the train just keeps going. But it’s also slowing down. And then it stops. With maybe 5-6 cars left on it before it gets to my intersection. So I do another uey and head back north to the last intersection I was at. Only…there’s a giant batch plant and there’s a man stopping traffic so about a dozen mixer trucks that had just filled up can pull out. So I wait. And I pull out behind the last mixer and head toward the road I’d started in. And the gates start coming down for the same fucking train which is now backing up. The last mixer makes it as the gates are dropping but I don’t. So I sit for another 20 minutes waiting on that train. And as the gates go up, the gates fifty yards further down the street start coming down for a southbound train. And I’m apoplectic. Fortunately it was just a locomotive moving about 6 cars and didn’t take very long. So I got across and started my way back north.

      Fucking Laredo. I hate Laredo.
      ::ends rant::

      • sloopyinca

        Sorry for the typos. I’m using my phone. Plus I’m fired up again.

      • SDF-7

        I figured this story was going to end with “And then the local cops pulled me over and asked me about all the uey’s and if I was trying to evade something!

        And I asked if I was being detained and they didn’t take that well… and Border Patrol was called to search my vehicle because we’re all within an International Zone….”

      • sloopyinca

        They didn’t know I was doing them. They were all safely on the other side of the tracks going about their daily lives without a care in the world for the poor souls trapped in that sliver of land hemmed in by the railroads.

      • UnCivilServant

        “…Which led to a shootout, now I have to dispose of a dozen corpses.”

      • Tundra

        Haha!

        I had the same thought!

        Sorry, Sloop. Today is gonna be better.

      • sloopyinca

        Today I’m driving toward a tropical storm so I can get this trip out of the way this week rather than next (because I have to drive to coastal MS next week and drop off all the furniture we bought for a second home we bought by the beach).
        I don’t know if today will be better. But next week certainly will.

      • Drake

        Sounds like a new country song.

      • SDF-7

        “I just can’t love you dear — the train you’re running is blockin’ my heart….” ?

      • Drake

        Blocking something.

  12. Not Adahn

    Local NPR this morning: Hochul is celebrating getting permission to turn a disused airfield into an illegal immigrant asylum seeker camp. And *bragging* about all the state money that she’s going to spend making it nice and comfy.

    • UnCivilServant

      We need to nuke downstate.

      • rhywun

        Let me get out first?

    • rhywun

      Plus “$20 million to help asylum seekers find work”.

      JFC this is getting ridiculous.

      Meanwhile, the people say, “No mas”. But who gives a shit about voters, right?

      • SDF-7

        See Pie’s technocracy link yesterday… they don’t give a shit about voters and they’re done pretending. They’re the Experts(tm) and they’ll damned well tell all us stupid apes what we should be doing, dammit!

        And I do like that New York is swinging that way when it was perfectly fine with being a sanctuary and open borders as long as all those other southern icky states were the ones having to deal with it. Hypocrites.

      • rhywun

        Remember when ending the plague handouts was going to encourage lazy slobs to get back to work?

        I wonder what effect flooding the market with tens of thousands of illegal aliens is going to have.

      • UnCivilServant

        How many of them speak English?

        How many that don’t speak English have any useful skills?

        How many unskilled jobs are even left that people will pay for?

        Just send them all back to wherever they came from. If they come back, shoot them.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      “…to turn a disused airfield into an ‘asylum seeker’ camp.”

      I think those are referred to as concentration camps.

      • SDF-7

        Australia says “G’day! But that’s not the people you build those for, ya know?”

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Mmm… that entire island is a concentration camp. Always has been, always will be.

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    I thought it was the defendant who was entitled to a speedy trial (yeah, right). Let the public’s part in the trial be the election itself because if Trump wins he’s off the hook and if he loses he’s going to die in prison (shouldn’t but will). Talk about democracy, let the people decide.

    • SDF-7

      “Look, we went to a lot of effort to set up this Kangaroo Court before the next election — what right does he have to disrupt it?!?”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s just the outlandishness of the claim that gets me all the while it being so obvious what they’re up to. These people really are the worst kind of scum. I never realized it to such a degree but the power of prosecutors to wag their dicks around at will has got to be curtailed.

  14. Grumbletarian

    The guy in the top pic of the EV article is really bearing down on that squeegee.

  15. SDF-7

    More fucking downer news. Have to say – I don’t think they could field a credible force at this point without reinstating the draft. And if they do that, I’m not sure a good chunk of the country would go along… that might be a tipping point…

    (He says, ignoring the several things he would have expected to be tipping points over the last several years… sigh…)

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Who wants to get drafted to go off and kill some Russian who’s never done a damn thing to them so the boys at Boeing can see their stock options pay off?

      • John Nerfherder

        The reinstate a draft and try to pull one of my kids and I’m going to war, just not over there.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The people who traditionally turn up their noses at the military are the ones pushing it but they won’t go; the ones who traditionally support the military and fight want no part of it-it’d be the end of the country.

      • sloopyinca

        I won’t be surprised if they figure out a way to de facto make the draft only apply to white males as some sort of “reparations” for centuries of racism. Or at least apply it to whites at an outsized rate.

      • Pope Jimbo

        ^This^

        You can be sure the draft lottery would award intersectional points to make sure that the draft is 98% white males. The other 2% would be uppity minorities like a young Clarence Thomas who weren’t going along with The Plan.

      • Pope Jimbo

        The silver lining would be the fragging of the officers and political commissars that would be put in charge of the draftees.

        I think it would be far worse than it ever was in Vietnam.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What if they threw a draft and nobody came? I think they’re well aware of that too but they do seem to be filled with a particularly stupid form of hubris.

      • Tundra

        People apparently forgot that the last draft resulted in widespread violence, bombings, etc. The late 60’s, early 70s were nasty.

      • John Nerfherder

        That would pale in comparison to what would happen now.

        We’ve had 22 plus years of constant war and there are a lot of pissed off vets.

      • Nephilium

        Tundra:

        That’s crazy. January 6th was the most dangerous day ever in DC. EVAR!

      • Homple

        Reminds me of the Draft Dodger Rag by Phil Ochs

        “Ooh, I hate Chou En Lai and I hope he dies
        But one thing you gotta see
        That someone’s gotta go over there
        And that someone isn’t me”
        “So I wish you well, sarge, give ’em hell
        Kill me a thousand or so
        And if you ever get a war without blood and gore
        I’ll be the first to go”

        https://youtu.be/tFFOUkipI4U

    • sloopyinca

      “Son, uh, there ain’t no draft no more.”

    • rhywun

      Every time you think Joe couldn’t sink lower in terms of finding things to distract from his corruption.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Eh, I’m not buying what this guy is selling. There’s no support for sending our own troops, let alone a draft.

      • Fourscore

        First they start with the All Volunteers, then the reservists, then a few necessaries (Doctors, etc), Now we’re 2 years in and a limited draft, 18-19s, then…

        Light at the end of the tunnel

    • Fourscore

      Too few stories like that, Jimbo

  16. PieInTheSky

    Roshan M Salih
    @RmSalih
    No Muslim should support the concept of women’s sport played in public. Pretty obvious that it contravenes Islamic principles. Let them play their games behind closed doors but not in public.

    • SDF-7

      Given their precepts, seems logically consistent.

      And you should have First Posted this under the next MS article with the slapping GIF. “Your loss, Caliphate!”

  17. Pope Jimbo

    This seems like a stupid (and creepy) idea by the Minnesoda DOT.

    MnDOT entered an agreement with the Federal Emergency Management Agency to begin using the Wireless Emergency alerts through FEMA’s Integrated Public Alert and Warning System.

    Similar to when an Amber Alert is issued, MnDOT will be able to send alerts directly to cellphones without users downloading an app or subscribing to a service, the release said.

    MnDOT alerts will be sent for closures expected to last more than four hours on state highways and interstates under the agency’s jurisdiction.

    Alerts will be sent to all cellphones within a one-mile band around the highway, beginning 10 miles ahead of any closure location, the release said, although wider areas may be notified depending on the situation.

    Just what I wanted more govt intrusion into my life. Go on, rub my nose in the fact that I’m carrying around a privacy destroying device in my pocket.

    • PieInTheSky

      I fucking hate the stupid alerts we get in romania. Once I got one about a missing child in an area 25 kilometers from me and there was a link with a picture of the child that was broken and did not work.

      • sloopyinca

        Why would the gypsies bother kidnapping a child that’s broken and doesn’t work?

      • PieInTheSky

        oh ha ha

      • PieInTheSky

        also gypsies send kids to beg and broken ones work better via the pity factor

    • Rat on a train

      Keep adding until emergency alerts are as ubiquitous as Prop 65 warnings in California.

    • SDF-7

      American Dem is to the right of center? Maybe this graph was made in 1952 or something… Or center should be “Trotskist” instead of “Apolitical”.

      Euroweenies… oy.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        ANCOM and libertarian: Join us in consensus or we’ll cave your skull in isn’t libertarian.

    • rhywun

      What is the ‘bol’? I thought this was going to be some soccer twit.

      ISLAMICSOC?

      The internet has a lot good and bad but holy crap, but warning people in advance of your craziness is one of the benefits.

      • PieInTheSky

        bol = bolshevik

      • rhywun

        Ah duh.

        I honestly don’t know the finer distinctions between the various flavors of commie.

    • robc

      The political compass is stupid. 1/5th of the Nolan Chart being libertarian is stupid enough, but 1/2 is insane. And the axis make no sense.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s because your purity test only rates the sliver on the edge under your chosen label.

      • robc

        Possibly…but 1/2 of the political framework is not libertarian.

        And I am a big tent libertarian, as is obvious by my voting record…I have voted for the LP candidate for Prez since 1996. Badnarik would probably be the only one to pass my purity test.

      • UnCivilServant

        You’re still looking at it as a label that is the primary definition of an outlook rather than a spectrum of tendency from -1 to 1. Sure, a 0.01 won’t register for the label, but it’s how far down that tendency a person’s outlook is

      • robc

        I just don’t think that makes sense. What is the other dimension measuring?

        The Nolan Chart using economic and social control makes much more sense. With libertarian at one extreme of both and authoritarian at other extreme of both.

        But left and right libertarian are much closer together than this shows. I don’t know exactly what the y axis is measuring on this. I understand what the axes of the Nolan chart measure.

    • SDF-7

      Heh… I laughed.

    • SDF-7

      psychotronic weaponry

      Yeah… she seems stable. :eyeroll:

      • R.J.

        Dude. Everybody know only Biden has access to psychotronic weaponry. Pfftt.

    • Drake

      They didn’t toss a flashbang and execute her?

    • Sean

      She also frequently uses social media to accuse Oprah Winfrey, former Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot and music producer Calvin Harris of various crimes.

      Broken clock?

  18. Common Tater

    “On his Truth Social account Monday, Trump mocked Fulton County DA Fani Willis after his bail was set at $200,000, referenced his friendship with Putin and what he’s derided as phony charges he was colluding with Russia.

    ‘The failed District Attorney of Fulton County (Atlanta), Fani Willis, insisted on a $200,000 Bond from me,’ he wrote. ‘I assume, therefore, that she thought I was a ‘flight’ risk – I’d fly far away, maybe to Russia, Russia, Russia, share a gold domed suite with Vladimir, never to be seen or heard from again.’

    ‘Would I be able to take my very ‘understated’ airplane with the gold TRUMP affixed for all to see. Probably not, I’d be much better off flying commercial – I’m sure nobody would recognize me!'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12431495/Trump-says-faces-200K-bond-DA-thinks-hed-fly-far-away-maybe-Russia-share-suite-Putin-former-president-plans-turn-Thursday-fourth-indictment.html

    LOL

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Say what you will about Trump, he can be pretty funny.

    • Fatty Bolger

      referenced his friendship with Putin

      Mocked his supposed friendship, you mean.

      and what he’s derided as phony charges he was colluding with Russia.

      Charges that have been proven false, you mean.

  19. PieInTheSky

    Meet Sir Jonathan Van-Tam, the UK’s deputy chief medical officer during Covid. He just joined Moderna in a senior position. Totally unrelated of course. Unrelated

    https://twitter.com/DrEliDavid/status/1693557214928110023

    I don’t see the issue with hiring highly qualified people, and the best come from government

    • EvilSheldon

      I mean, if your business model boils down to soliciting graft, you’re gonna want to hire the best grafters…

    • The Other Kevin

      Oh they have a revolving door system in Europe too?

      • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

        Top. Men.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That post that says Florida is a “demonic stronghold of the marine spirit since Florida is surrounded by mostly ocean” just screams “nutter.”

    • The Last American Hero

      Is this that Asian Hate thing I’m always reading about?

    • slumbrew

      Sorry, got distracted by the article about Heidi Klum’s 19 year old daughter.

      Those are some serious genes.

      • R.J.

        You got me to click.

  20. PieInTheSky

    Britain is shutting down its last remaining ammonia production plant. For the first time in a century this country will become entirely dependent on nitrogen fertiliser imported from abroad, says Ed Conway in the Times.

    https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1693895825296871804

    permaculture is the future fertilizer is destroying Gaia

    • SDF-7

      Bold strategy Cotton (whispers urgently… oh, no more cotton no more textile mills….).

      Um… bold strategy, Pudding — let’s see if it pays off (gets walloped by Harley Quinn’s giant hammer coming in from off-screen… “STAY AWAY FROM MY PUDDIN’!”

    • rhywun

      Much like the west is shutting down power plants because who needs cheap power.

      Now it’s who needs cheap food.

  21. UnCivilServant

    Stupid HR forms.

    We need to burn that whole department to the ground along with Legal and all of the “Training” units.

    Stop wasting my time!

    • PieInTheSky

      Those people need jobs too

      • UnCivilServant

        They can start a business back home turning commies into fertilizer.

        The world needs fertilizer, and it would be the first contribution the commies made to agriculture that didn’t starve people.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    NOT THE THEATER PROGRAM!!!!

    St. Cloud State University is undergoing many changes in the near future and the theater department is directly affected by that.

    In April, President Robbyn Wacker announced cuts to faculty and six major departments to address a $24 million shortfall next fiscal year. Enrollment at the university has fallen by about 6,000 students, or 38 percent since 2010. Due to low enrollment numbers, the university plans to phase out the theater department this upcoming school year.

    St. Cloud St has always been a second rate party school (with a powerhouse hockey team), so I’m not surprised that their enrollment is down. I bet there are a lot of other smaller colleges/universities around here who are sweating because they are facing the same pressures.

    • Zwak , “There is infinite amount of hope in the universe… just not for us.”

      An MRs. in Theater is one of the highest paying degrees!

    • R.J.

      This is confusing. Should Mick Jagger also be taken behind the shed?

    • MikeS

      Narrator: please ignore all the British rock singers who sing with an American accent.

  23. Common Tater

    “BREAKING: Judge rules against Antifa defendants in default, awards Andy Ngo $300,000 in damages over Portland attack

    The court ruled in favor of Post Millennial senior editor Andy Ngo on Monday in his civil trial against the remaining three alleged Antifa defendants that had physically attacked him in June 2019 in Portland, Oregon.

    Defendants Corbyn “Katherine” Belyea, Madison “Denny” Lee Allen, and Sammich Overkill Schott-Deputy were found liable by Judge Sinaplasai for assault, battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

    Each defendant has been ordered to pay Ngo $100,000 in damages.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-judge-rules-against-antifa-defendants-in-default-awards-andy-ngo-300000-in-damages-over-portland-attack

    Sammich Overkill Schott-Deputy?

    • UnCivilServant

      Sammich Overkill Schott-Deputy?

      Sounds like the kind of name a Hollywood writer came up with for a hacker.

      • Homple

        He Shott the sheriff, not the deputy.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Well that’s surprising…also the guy in the middle looks like homeless Dave Smith.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Dave’s new special is out today btw.

      • Ted S.

        Dave’s not here, man.

    • Sean

      I’m sure it’ll be overturned on appeal. And good luck getting any money from deadbeats anyway.

    • rhywun

      Maybe some sort of red diaper baby. A lot of them have what must be drug-influenced names.

    • KSuellington

      Dude changed his name to Schott -Deputy.

      *insert Bob Marley joke*

    • UnCivilServant

      “Double the Desolation – Double the Disappointment!”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      There’s a not so fine line between moxie and stupidly begging to be tossed back into prison and that crosses it.

    • Not Adahn

      You need to brush up on your Yiddish. Moxie != chutzpah.

      • slumbrew

        Moxie isn’t even Yiddish.

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not up on my kashrut. What disqualifies it, the sassafras or the anise?

  24. Common Tater

    “Shortly after the event began, Library Regional Manager for Yolo County, D. Scott Love, disbanded the event, citing misgendering by Lorey. Lorey, who was introducing the event, had used the term biological male to describe transgender male-to-female athletes, which Love considered to be misgendering.”

    https://justthenews.com/nation/states/center-square/citing-misgendering-california-library-ejects-forum-female-sports

    That’s not even what “misgendering” means.

    • UnCivilServant

      The appropriate response is to punch Love in the face, shout “stop lying”, and remove the individual from any position of authority.

    • Not Adahn

      Biological sex is a social construct you racist!

  25. PieInTheSky

    Edinburgh Fringe funniest joke: Lorna Rose Treen’s zookeeper pun

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-66569215

    Yeah that is painfully unfunny…

    “Top 10 jokes of the 2023 Fringe

    I started dating a zookeeper, but it turned out he was a cheetah – Lorna Rose Treen

    The most British thing I’ve ever heard? A lady who said ‘Well I’m sorry, but I don’t apologise.’ – Liz Guterbock

    Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it’s hardly worth it now – Amos Gill

    When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it’s called a podcast – Sikisa

    I thought I’d start off with a joke about The Titanic – just to break the ice – Masai Graham

    How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag – Frank Lavender

    My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He’s Costa-phobic – Roger Swift

    I entered the ‘How not to surrender’ competition and I won hands down – Bennett Arron

    Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch – William Stone

    My grandma describes herself as being in her “twilight years” which I love because they’re great films – Daniel Foxx “

    • Common Tater

      So who wins a war between Switzerland and Scotland?

  26. Sensei

    This is one of the better articles in English I’ve read about this Japanese abomination of the tax system.

    Almost nine million taxpayers took part in the system last year, the most since it began a decade-and-a-half ago. Under the rules, the typical taxpayer can redirect roughly 20% of the income-dependent portion of his or her “residence taxes” to other local governments, which can then spend about 30% of that on gifts. In the financial year ended March 2023, donations under the system approached a trillion yen, or almost $7 billion.

    You need no connection to the area instead you just select where you want a portion of your taxes to go. In return the municipality sends you 30% of that money back as a “gift”. So the municipalities compete with each other on the gifts. Frequently expensive regional food and the like.

    https://www.wsj.com/world/asia/taxes-japan-thank-you-gifts-dcfec436?st=pgikf3vbbmgvz0y&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • John Nerfherder

      WTF

      That sounds like some retarded carryover from feudalism.

      • R.J.

        That sounds very entertaining. Imagine the conversations here if we had that tax system.

      • Sensei

        Exactly, I’d love to see how regions compete for the handouts.

    • John Nerfherder

      She doesn’t look inclined to do so

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of the draft, and slavery, I wonder how many of the people currently so bent out of shape about that “slavery taught useful skills” business buy into the narrative about how the army has been a way for black people to learn and grow and assimilate.

    • PieInTheSky

      the nba draft made a lot of black guys rich

      • robc

        and bankrupt.

      • PieInTheSky

        neah the bankrupt part was all them

    • Pope Jimbo

      We had two brothers in my platoon in boot camp that came from way back in some Louisiana bayou. The older brother had joined the Army first and when his first hitch was up had talked his brother into signing up for the Marines. Both of them were not only ignorant, but they were dumb as well. To their credit, they were doing about as much as they could with their limited skill set.

      They thought boot camp was just fine. Got fancy new clothes, 3 meals a day and a decent place to sleep. Sure the DI’s screamed at them (and thumped them a few times) but it still wasn’t as bad as their shack back in the swamp.

      They were a source of amusement and awe to the rest of us. Laughed at their antics all the time and couldn’t believe that there were people living in places that made boot camp look good.

      • Fourscore

        Hey, wait a minute! My brother and I were not from Loosyanna, even if we looked like it.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Delaying Donald Trump’s federal trial for his efforts to stop the peaceful transfer of power until 2026 would “deny the public its right to a speedy trial,” federal prosecutors for special counsel Jack Smith wrote in a court filing Monday.

    The show must go on!

    • PieInTheSky

      The show must go on – better or worse than fat bottomed girls?

      • cyto

        Not even a question.

      • PieInTheSky

        how do you know all this obscure music

      • cyto

        Wow. A great example of how much difference a good vocalist can make.

      • invisible finger

        Are you saying the Leo Sayer original was bad because of the vocals?

      • robc

        Since when has 3 dog night been obscure?

      • PieInTheSky

        never heard of it until now

      • kinnath

        Uh . . . . I lived through it.

      • R.J.

        Yep. That doesn’t explain why Jimmy Greenspoon was wearing the Halloween get up though.

      • MikeS

        Is that canned laughter at 1:07?!

      • UnCivilServant

        Has shrinkflation impacted the amount of laughs per can?

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Those burnt Hawaiians can use their tragedy to become president in 50 years.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Smith’s team wrote that Trump’s proposal is premised on the notion that lawyers will individually and manually review discovery material, which is not consistent with modern practices.

    “Nobody actually looks at that stuff.”

    • MikeS

      We must convict him to read what’s in it!

    • The Other Kevin

      “Just take our word for it, he broke the law.”

  30. PieInTheSky

    New Hampshire sheriff accepts paid leave after arrest on theft, perjury charges

    https://apnews.com/article/sheriff-mark-brave-theft-perjury-charged-5d069efc05936b2dbbcc43ddf5e24772

    wait if guilty does he have to give the psid leave money back?

    “Brave, a Democrat elected in 2020 as New Hampshire’s first Black sheriff, was paid a salary of about $72,000 plus $11,000 for overtime in 2022. He has called the allegations politically and racially motivated. Commissioners have denied his claims.” – where does New Hampshire rank on racism?

  31. The Other Kevin

    “as I get to Corpus Christi for a couple days”
    We spent spring break in Port Aransas. Hopefully they’re ok. They tend to get beat up by storms a lot.

    • R.J.

      Looks like a whole lot of rain, but nothing else. Wind speed might top 30 MPH.

  32. cyto

    The “legalization” of pot has been a clown show, as is evidenced by the Humbolt County initiative. Limiting pot farms to a quarter acre…. Genius!!! Wanna keep the illegal drug trade in business? Keep doing dumb stuff like this. The fact that you even have to buy a per-plant license is stupid. Pot is insanely easy to grow. It should be dirt cheap. It will grow on the most marginal land, making it a perfect cash crop that can be grown just about anywhere. Total legalization would mean pot would have to compete only on quality to get prices significantly north of “free”.

    This is one of the more transparent examples of the government being a formalized version of organized crime.

    • Nephilium

      Local news has been banging on the marijuana crisis that Michigan is going through. The “crisis”? Too much supply, and it’s hurting the growers and dispensaries who have to cut prices down to move product. Now it’s all about how if we pass recreational marijuana here in Ohio, what will happen to the medical marijuana program?

  33. whiz

    The Cure is always a good musical choice. My new favorite song of theirs is this, which is a old B-side on their Join the Dots: B-sides and Rarities album.

    • R.J.

      *tinfoil hat becomes erect, sensing the conspiracy possibilities…

    • Fatty Bolger

      Interesting. I saw something on this the other day, there’s as much counterfeit product being sold as the real thing. Which makes me wonder if there’s actually that much of a difference.

      • PieInTheSky

        It only counts as a difference if it comes from the Difference region of France

  34. The Late P Brooks

    I see the media bloody-shirt beatification of their new quiltbag martyr is in full swing.

    Fly the flag, haters.

    • Shpip

      Like “Hands up, don’t shoot!” the narrative has been set and they’re going to run with it.

      And with both principals dead, there’s no way they’re going to get Smolletted on this.

  35. KSuellington

    The Maui fire disaster is indeed infuriating, but not surprising. You’d think Joe’s handlers would’ve kept him on a tighter leash, but maybe they can’t at this point. Of course, Joe could stand up there and make ten minutes of wisecracks about the fire and it wouldn’t really matter in the end. What are the people there gonna do, vote Republican?

    • R C Dean

      I would say, who are the ballots going to be counted for, a Republican?

  36. PieInTheSky

    I charge married men $30K to be their ‘surrogate wife’ — I do what wives won’t

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Surrogate wife…whore…whatever…

      • creech

        I understand that (((they))) no longer give blow jobs.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Butt stuff?

    • Not Adahn

      $30k for how long?

      • PieInTheSky

        it is all virtual so it dont matter… just an only fans thot. I just liked the wives won’t do part… which is apparently watch football

  37. B.P.

    Guy spots his stolen bike, and decides to take it back. Guy in possession of bike clobbers him with tow chain, wife gets hit in head. Guy takes bike home. Police show up later and take bike away, give it back to alleged thief.

    https://www.denver7.com/news/front-range/denver/couple-says-they-were-attacked-while-trying-to-get-stolen-bike-back-in-washington-park-neighborhood

    “Police took Green’s bike back to the theft suspect because Green didn’t have documentation or a serial number to prove it was his, he said.”

    • UnCivilServant

      How do we know it actually was his and he wasn’t just stealing someone else’s similar bike?

    • PieInTheSky

      well if you can’t prove ownership…

    • Sensei

      That’s a perfect summation of the times we live in.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Green’s wife called 911 during the attack, but police did not arrive in time to see the assault. They responded to Green’s home, which is a few blocks away, about 20 minutes afterward, he said.

      Just wow.

    • Common Tater

      “Green didn’t have documentation or a serial number to prove it was his”

      Do bikes even have serial numbers?

      • Nephilium

        They generally do, but most people don’t document them.

      • Common Tater

        Where would I even look?

      • Not Adahn

        Mine was on the underside of the frame.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a couple places it may be, and if you’ve added on any components, those may have their own serial numbers.

      • KSuellington

        Yes they do. That story reminds me of one of my best friends getting arrested in Chico, CA back in the day. He was walking home from a formal Christmas party dressed in a shirt and tie when he walked by some house with dudes who started ripping him on his outfit. He told them to fuck off and they ganged up on him and beat him up pretty badly. He got home and got more pissed about it, grabbed a baseball bat and hopped in his truck to go back and confront them. By the time he got there cops were on scene cause a neighbor had called about some dude getting beat up. They arrested my buddy on a DUI charge.

    • grrizzly

      Happened to me once. A guy was riding my bike on Mass Ave just half an hour after I noticed that it was stolen. I grabbed the bike. He gave up after I showed that I could unlock the bike lock. No violence was involved.

      • R C Dean

        “He gave up after I showed that I could unlock the bike lock.”

        Apparently, he could, too.

      • grrizzly

        Actually, he couldn’t. My bike was locked to a plank in a fence. The thief removed the plank and “liberated” my bike but the lock was still hanging on the bike frame.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Never let a storm go to waste

    As disasters mount, lawmakers and climate groups are increasing pressure on President Joe Biden to declare a national climate emergency. Biden is traveling to Maui today, where the deadliest wildfire in 100 years of U.S. history has ravaged the historic Hawaiian island.

    Make it rain money.

    • R.J.

      He gave it all to Ukraine. And he gave so much that no matter what he gives to Hawaii, it will look bad in comparison to the grift in Ukraine. And reporters will call that out.

    • MikeS

      The Church of Gaia would group-orgasm if Joe stood in the middle of Lahaina and signed the paperwork making that happen.

    • rhywun

      There must be some reason They haven’t declared one already. Why are they delaying yet another titanic power grab?

    • Common Tater

      “where the deadliest wildfire in 100 years of U.S. history has ravaged the historic Hawaiian island”

      If this is because of climate change, what caused the one 100 years ago?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Racism

    • R C Dean

      “increasing pressure on President Joe Biden to declare a national climate emergency.”

      And . . . There it is.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep. Hey, remember all that nasty shit they did during COVID? They want to use the same methods they did for that for this “climate emergency.” Just like Klaus Schwab’s daughter talked about as part of the “Great Reset.” They saw how quickly things could change during the COVID “emergency”, and realized that’s the ticket to overcoming resistance. They just have to convince everybody that climate change is a real emergency. And lo and behold, suddenly every single natural disaster or even everyday weather issues are being reported on as a climate change emergency.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Seriously, why bother to stop at that point?

    The guy was obviously in a hurry. Maybe his wife was having a baby.

  40. KK, Non-Man

    So the RV park owners put in a few new sites over the summer. Except the sewer connections are all uphill from the site pads. Oops. 😄😬

    • PieInTheSky

      well I heard that shit rolls up hill or something to that effect

    • pistoffnick

      The first rule of plumbing is shit flows downhill.

      The second is: Payday is Friday.

      The third is: Don’t chew your fingernails.

    • creech

      He’s teeing up a run in 2028 to be first Jewish president.

  41. Sean

    Daily Quordle 575
    3️⃣5️⃣
    4️⃣6️⃣
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    Blossom Puzzle, August 22
    Letters: E O R L S T U
    My score: 307 points
    My longest word: 9 letters
    💐 🌺 🌷 💮 🌹 🌼 🏵 🌸 🌻

    Play Blossom:
    https://www.merriam-webster.com/word-games/blossom-word-game

    • kinnath

      Daily Quordle 575
      5️⃣7️⃣
      4️⃣8️⃣

      not so good for me

      • kinnath

        #waffle578 2/5

        🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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        🔥 streak: 190
        🏆 #wafflemaster
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        Score sucks, but the streak continues.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Jason Coffee, who has proudly monetized his children and turned them into a brand, boasts 765,000 followers on Instagram.

      Big Brother has nothing on people who want their lives to be a real Truman Show I guess.

      • rhywun

        *scrolls down, barfs*

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Server error got me again. Another CNN article about the mystifying housing shortage in Hawaii. Of course their examples are are “service workers” who lost their below market (presumably subsidized) but still astronomically expensive apartments in the fire. Maui was Paradise, and should be rebuilt just as it was.

    Boo hoo hoo. Woe is me. Where will I live now?

    Try someplace not a commie shithole, maybe.

    • Ownbestenemy

      An island in the middle of nowhere with relatively modern services and they expect it to magically come out of a wall, housing and land out of thin air, and goods just appear and be a Utopian paradise.

      • UnCivilServant

        To be fair, every so often Hawaii belches up some new land. It’ll be an igneous wasteland initially, but it’s new land.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Do they have to issue one of the land grab apologies when the new volcanic cone finally breaks the surface: “We acknowledge that this land was stolen from the mermen”

    • Not Adahn

      The dude giving the sob story on NPR was living in his late parent’s house that had been built in the 1970s, paid off and bequesthed to him. Admittedly, I’m wondering exactly how “working class” he could be and afford the taxes on a (now assessed at) $800k home.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    “What has happened to Maui is that because of climate change we have become a drier climate,” said Stan Franco, a board member of Stand Up Maui, a housing advocacy group. “We have had fires before. Grass fires. But not fires damaging buildings and taking lives.”

    “The affordable housing picture was pretty grim on Maui even before the fire,” he said. The disaster “adds more pain for our people as far as housing is concerned.”

    In Maui County, more than half of renters are considered rent burdened and pay over 30% of their income toward rent, a standard affordability threshold, according to a housing report released last month from University of Hawaii’s Economic Research Organization. The report found Maui County had the highest share in the state of those who are severely cost burdened, or pay over half their income toward rent.

    Pay no attention to the market distortions behind that curtain.

    • Ownbestenemy

      “we have become a drier climate” Liar. Rain totals in 2022 were at their lowest, but year after year you have plenty of rain.

  44. Pope Jimbo

    Drugs/Ass Dept?: A Gen Zer in her first internship can’t ‘fathom’ having to work for the rest of her life.!

    The transition from college to what everyone deems “the real world” can be a truly acute shock — to go from the bubble of campus life to working full-time and paying bills is rarely an easy move to make.

    In a now-deleted post to the subreddit r/LateStageCapitalism, one young person expressed their extreme dissatisfaction with what their future held.

    The short yet not entirely simple answer to her existential question is, well… yes. The Gen Zer’s commentary was reposted on the Twitter account “F–-k You I Quit,” who state in their bio, “The labor market is a mess. Here to show you why. Highlighting workers’ conflict with poor management, corporate greed, bad business, and the economy.”

    The Gen Zer posed the question, “Any other gen z workers finding it impossible to fathom the rest of our lives like this?” They went on to explain their harrowing experience, stating, “In the midst of my first internship and I cannot believe generation after generation has been doing this bulls–t work and it is fine with it.”

    The best part of the story is that the author of the story 100% agrees with the youngster and throws in all sorts of editorial comments about how working in the US sucks.

    • Pope Jimbo

      As I told a kid who worked for me and complained that “it wasn’t fun here”…

      If it was fun here, I could charge you to come in. The very reason we pay you is because it isn’t fun.

    • Tundra

      But living in the US is pretty fucking cool.

      Weird how that works

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m confused.

      There’s a reason they call it “Work”

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Hawaii’s high land and construction costs and lengthy approval process make it hard to build affordable housing there, said Peter Niess, owner of Maui Architectural Group.

    Many homes destroyed in the Lahaina fire were older homes that had been remodeled and expanded over many years to accommodate multi-family living due to high housing costs, according to Niess.

    “Even if they build back the allowable portion of their property, it will displace people in the long term,” he said. “There was more than one kitchen, more than one family living there.”

    They’re going to need a lot more building inspectors and code enforcers.

  46. The Late P Brooks

    I don’t see how Hawaii can possibly begin to rebuild without a total climate conscious rewrite of their land use and building codes. They need to put together a study group ASAP.

    • Not Adahn

      Can’t issue the permits until you’ve got a Master Rebuilding Plan to check them against.

      • UnCivilServant

        We’ll need at least three land use plan proposals along with cost estimates and impact plans before we can craft a Master Rebuilding Plan.

        Land use plans can only be issued by certified contractors. Therefore we will need a contract certification agency with budget.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    And the money shot:

    “We were a part of a workforce housing project that burned down,” said Niess. “It is such a long process to get through the entitlement procedures with the county and the state.”

    And while rebuilding is an opportunity to keep climate concerns in mind, that usually increases costs.

    “You can’t have a more solid bulletproof, code-compliant home and a more affordable home at the same time,” said Niess. “Not unless someone subsidizes that substantially.”

    *rattles tin cup*