WebDom’s Weekend Links: Time to Rescue OMWC

by | Aug 13, 2023 | Daily Links, WebDom’s Browser History | 117 comments

I’ve received a missive from OMWC, and I think we have to stage a rescue mission. He awoke in the wee hours to discover Short Bus arguing loudly with a squirrel about pinecone architecture. To say OMWC wasn’t amused would be an understatement. He’s already sleep deprived as Short Bus kept them up late with her makeshift woodland fashion show where she somehow managed to talk a sassy raccoon into walking the “runway” while sporting a bedazzled acorn necklace.

The aliens are coming in 2027 apparently

But these aren’t they. These are gold miners on jetpacks

She probably has an OnlyFans but I ain’t looking for it

Obscure colours you probably don’t know the names for (or care about)

Every few months I take this hue test to see if my colour vision is still accurate

My iPhone 14 isn’t even paid off yet

This dude is really pissed off about his Ford electric truck

SBF is off to jail

Uhm…9/11 survivors offered housing overlooking Ground Zero?

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117 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    Lina, who is from Germany but lives in San Francisco

    I must have a shocked face somewhere around here.

    • SDF-7

      When asked how being a ‘cyborg’ affects her love life, Lina, who used to work in tech but gave up her job to become a tattoo model, says there have “been times where I felt objectified” – with people not seeing who she is “on the inside”.

      a) I see no signs of robotic implants or circuitry. You’re an overly tattooed weirdo, not a cyborg.
      b) Given that first impressions will always be a thing (because that aspect of pattern analysis is hard wired into “Is Og coming over hill from next tribe coming to kill me?” and all)… yeah, maybe making yourself a tattooed weirdo isn’t the best for having people get to know the “real you”.
      c) Yeah… totally shocked.

      • rhywun

        used to work in tech but gave up her job to become a tattoo model

        Solid plan. What kind of 401K do tattoo models get?

    • Lackadaisical

      At least we know there will be butt stuff on the only fans.

    • cyto

      Wild… Looks fake.

    • Lackadaisical

      That’s impressive.

  2. cyto

    The Strong Female Character.

    Bane of our existence. It seems like most films made in the last decade have to feature the emasculation of an existing character to bolster the bona fides of a Strong Female Character. A character that has no character arc – she is terrific at everything, much better than existing male characters, without even trying. She just has to discover that she was great all along and show everyone that they should have believed in her. It is bad story-telling and it makes for bad movies.

    “We need strong female characters” the producers and directors and actors say. You just hate women, that is why you don’t like strong women in film.

    So the counter-argument is made. People bring up strong female characters from the past. Sarah Conner from Terminator. Ripley from Alien. Leia from the original Star wars. Sometimes they will even harken back to the leads of two of the highest grossing movies of all time, both from 1939.

    Well, I would like to add another one. And this from an unlikely source. Disney.

    Yes, Disney. And not that long ago.

    Brace yourself.

    Tinkerbell.

    Yes, Tinkerbell, from the Disney animation studios, a John Lassiter production of Tinkerbell. It is a fairly cheaply rendered 3d cartoon, direct to DVD. It is surprisingly good (for what it is). My daughter wanted to watch it with me last night. I hadn’t seen it in years, so we curled up with a bowl of popcorn.

    Tinkerbell is a real example of a strong female character. Not one of these New Coke disney female leads where it is a woman usurping the role of a male character and having a character arc that is a straight line. Nope. She has the entire heroes journey, plus she checks all the feminist complaint boxes.

    She is a tinker. That means she is an engineer, scientist and mechanic. All traditional male roles, particularly in film. But unlike the Strong Woman that the Drinker ridicules, she has flaws. She yearns for more than the life of a tinker. She wants to see the world.

    So she trains. She tries and fails at many other jobs. She has discussions about her dreams with other female characters… passing the Bechtel test. She is sabotaged by the villain – also a woman, so no “all men are incompetent and/or evil” tropes. The sabotage leads to a disaster and her humiliation in the community. She is distraught over her failures and considers leaving forever. But her friends come to her aid and remind her that her true talents lie in being a Tinker, so she should be proud of who she is.

    She puts her head down and comes up with devices that will help repair the damage she caused. She doesn’t whine about the woman who sabotaged her and actually caused the damage. She “mans up” and gets to work. She leads, convincing the others that her plan can work, and then teaching them how to execute the plan. The plan is a success and she is rewarded with acclaim in the community.

    It is the full hero’s journey for a fully realized character. No need to wreck existing male characters. No need to Mary Sue the whole thing. In fact, spending most of the movie on her journey of failure and self-discovery makes her eventual triumph more satisfying. You know, like a real story with real characters that you can identify with.

    So, Disney can do it. They do know how to make a movie with a strong female lead without being preachy and making her a Mary Sue and “deconstructing” some existing male character in the process.

    If you have little ones, the Tinkerbell series from Disney isn’t bad at all. And the lesson for girls isn’t damaging either. It is actually pretty good.

    • John Nerfherder

      Okay Tinkerbell

    • Rebel Scum

      So you are saying that Tinkerbell is a far-right extremist/bigot/Nazi/etc.

    • DrOtto

      Probably why Lassiter was cancelled.

  3. Rebel Scum

    The aliens are coming in 2027 apparently

    Millions of them cross the border every year now. They are among us.

    • Ted S.

      And are those colors defined in the RGB space or the CKYM space?

      • John Nerfherder

        I think they’re defined in the Sherwin Williams seasonal colors update space

      • cyto

        That is extra funny. We are about to do a refresh on the master bedroom. The wife wants blue. There are hundreds of blues. Strike that. Probably thousands.

        “How about just white”.

        Yeah, exponentially more whites than blues.

      • Not Adahn

        Honorable Bue is the best blue.

        That’s the color I painted my bedroom.

    • SDF-7

      My wife is convinced I barely know the primary colors, much less hues. (There are some things I swear are “aqua” or “mint green” and she’ll say “that’s purple!” or “grey” or something).

      So — almost certainly don’t know the names, don’t care.. It would just let my wife throw more shade.

      • DrOtto

        She’s colorblind. Green appears grey to colorblind folk.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I thought women couldn’t be.

      • Common Tater

        She’s smashing the patriarchy!

  4. Lackadaisical

    “But these aren’t they. These are gold miners on jetpacks”

    That’s really neat!

    I really thought the Marilyn Manson thing was true.

    2×4 Forest is real.

    Also, Webdom, I get the weird feeling you’re not a big fan of the latest NPR lady. Sounds like omwc is having a great time, I just hope the girl is okay with him around. 😛

    • SDF-7

      I thought OMWC reported they got along famously at a meetup.

      Of course — that could have just been her lulling the Old Man into a false sense of security…

      • Ted S.

        WebDom, or NPR Lady?

    • Spudalicious

      “I really thought the Marilyn Manson thing was true.”

      In the ’80s, Rod Steward passed out on stage. The pumped six ounces of semen out of his stomach.

  5. Rebel Scum

    39 Colors You’ve Probably Never Heard Of

    Outside of the normal colors (red/blue/yellow/white/black/grey/green/pink/etc.), I know cyan and magenta because I work in CAD. All other colors are just numbers to me.

    • Shirley Knott

      First they ruined beer. (Okay, “beer”). Then they ruined hotdogs. Baseball better watch its back.

  6. Ted S.

    My iPhone 14 isn’t even paid off yet

    I bought a cheap prepaid phone-in-a-box. The first one lasted seven years; my current one is a little over a year old.

  7. Gender Traitor

    I think we have to stage a rescue mission.

    This is a job for…***dun duh DAH!!!*** the G-TEAM! ::chomps on cigar and grins::

    • cyto

      I don’t think we can afford the 10,000 rounds that we have to shoot towards cars, trash cans, lamps, electrical outlets, crates…..

    • Ted S.

      I thought the G-Team was for hitting the G-Spot.

      • Trigger Hippie

        If our lot’s job is to hit the G-Spot I pity everyone involved.

  8. Ownbestenemy

    Day 3 Kentucky….nice mornings. Yesterday went to Cincinnati and watched the Red Bull Flutag. That was interesting and fun. Ohio River valley here is gorgeous.

    Scout a couple houses today and drive down to Louisville.

    • Gender Traitor

      Check to see if they still do a big fireworks show on the river Labor Day weekend, ideally sponsored by one of the big local rock stations (WEBN, if they haven’t changed in the past [redacted] years.) Whole show synchronized to a rock soundtrack, usually kicking off with “Rock of Ages” (the Def Leppard song, not the hymn.) School had always already started by then, so friends and I would make it a road trip down from Oxford, OH. Good times.

      • Ted S.

        School starting before Labor Day?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Looks like it will be going on but I won’t be here yet. Dang looks fun.

      • Gender Traitor

        Something to look forward to next year! 🤘😃🤘

  9. Fourscore

    OMWC continues on his quest to expand the universe of those of us that live in Flyover Country. Not sure if we’ll be better for it but it’s coming anyway.

  10. Gender Traitor

    Every few months I take this hue test to see if my colour vision is still accurate

    I got a 6 on my schmutzy laptop screen. Is that good?

    • Ted S.

      I got a 0, which the explanation claims is perfect. Then, it goes on to say that the best score for my gender [sic] is -1000000.

      • rhywun

        I got a 2 and yeah that seemed… off.

  11. Rebel Scum

    I will be the little spoon

    I like to be the little spoon sometimes.

    introverts at church

    Introverts everywhere.

    Marilyn Manson

    I was there for that.

    • MikeS

      Marilyn Manson

      I was there for that.

      #metoo

      And I would have given the credit to Gen-X, but since it said elementary school, I suppose it was a team effort.

  12. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Ford Lightning: If you’re going to drop north of 80 large on a vehicle, especially one you use for work, you need to do your research you shithead (and the asskissing car magazines don’t count). I do more research when I’m buying a new microwave it sounds like.

    • DrOtto

      The magazine’s can only take you so far. I’ve had to have this conversation with multiple customers “the magazines don’t have to live with their mistakes and they as individuals pay zero financial penalty for making said mistakes.”

      • Sensei

        Don’t worry, we will just roll it all into the loan for the replacement vehicle.

  13. Rebel Scum

    Oh, Anna.

    The crowds for 47 @TeamTrump were incredible. The crowds were so large fair goers could not get within 10 blocks of the fair. Trump 2024! Iowa don’t forget to vote on Jan 15 for TRUMP!

    We’re gonna need bigger FEMA camps.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The neolibs are in the process of bypassing the FEMA camps and are going straight to slit trenches for the MAGA crowd (and the libertarian crowd, and the tradcon crowd, and the principled leftist crowd-anyone who disagrees with them really).

    • R C Dean

      So, so much would.

      Anna, not Trump.

      • Lackadaisical

        She’s local to me… Her radio ads were silly.

        “Trump endorsed Anna Paulina Luna” x10

  14. Rebel Scum

    Better late than never.

    Doctors are free to prescribe ivermectin to treat COVID-19, a lawyer representing the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) said this week.

    “FDA explicitly recognizes that doctors do have the authority to prescribe ivermectin to treat COVID,” Ashley Cheung Honold, a Department of Justice lawyer representing the FDA, said during oral arguments on Aug. 8 in the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 5th Circuit.

    The government is defending the FDA’s repeated exhortations to people to not take ivermectin for COVID-19, including a post that said “Stop it.”

    The case was brought by three doctors who allege the FDA unlawfully interfered with their practice of medicine with the statements. A federal judge dismissed the case in 2022, prompting an appeal.

    “The fundamental issue in this case is straightforward. After the FDA approves the human drug for sale, does it then have the authority to interfere with how that drug is used within the doctor-patient relationship? The answer is no,” Jared Kelson, representing the doctors, told the appeals court.

    Fuck the FDA for ever blocking this. You cuntes killed millions by pushing a false narrative about things, such as apparent miracle drugs like Ivermectin, to treat cold/flu just to give billions of dollars to the pharmaceutical industry for a fake vaccine.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What should I do with my stash of apple flavored horsepaste now? Maybe my dog will like it.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Maybe my dog will like it.

        Actually, yes. It’s what we give our dogs instead of heartworm pills. Same active ingredient not marked up a ridiculous percent buying from a farm store vs. vet script. It costs me $40 for 3 year supply that treats 5 dogs.

  15. rhywun

    He also wanted an environmentally friendly vehicle as owning one is “responsible citizenship these days.”

    Narrator: It is not.

  16. KK, Non-Man

    I had no idea WebDom was Canadian!

    • Tres Cool

      Cause she’s not circumcised ?

  17. Rebel Scum

    Why does the regime hate trees?

    The Biden administration on Friday announced its first major investment to kickstart the US carbon removal industry – something energy experts say is key to getting the country’s planet-warming emissions under control.

    Direct air capture removal projects are akin to huge vacuum cleaners sucking carbon dioxide out of the air, using chemicals to remove the greenhouse gas. Once removed, CO2 gets stored underground, or is used in industrial materials like cement. On Friday, the US Department of Energy announced it is spending $1.2 billion to fund two new demonstration projects in Texas and Louisiana – the South Texas Direct Air Capture hub and Project Cypress in Louisiana.

    “These two projects are going to build these regional direct air capture hubs,” US Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm told reporters. “That means they’re going to link everything from capture to processing to deep underground storage, all in one seamless process.”

    I’m going to have to leave my car idling and the fire pit going in order to help compensate for this nonsense.

  18. Rebel Scum

    Now that you mention it…

    Kamala Harris says she wakes up in the mornings thinking about “what an erosion of democracy will mean”

    …we need less democracy…because democracy is assho.

  19. kinnath

    I got a perfect score of Zero on the hue test.

    I’m sure this will be the highlight of my day.

  20. I. B. McGinty

    “Man forced to ditch Ford EV truck during family road trip to Chicago: ‘biggest scam of modern times’”

    Sounds like a Ford problem rather than an electric vehicle problem. My buddy has an Explorer and said to get vehicles out during the recent great parts shortage crisis Ford used 1 bolt instead of the necessary 3 (or 4?) bolts to attach the transfer case to the transmission.

    Reading some of the other things he paid for…dude should have bought a Tesla.

  21. Rebel Scum

    This dude’s pond is lit.

    In this video, I feed my fish and the colder weather has them really hungry. The catfish were very active and kept coming right up to the bank! They loved the shad and when I would pet them it seemed that they liked it!

  22. Gender Traitor

    Just had a slightly concerning thought: Thursday afternoon, OMWC described Short Bus as NPR Lady’s “project.”

    Are we quite sure OMWC isn’t another one of NPR Lady’s “projects”? 🤨

  23. EvilSheldon

    Rescue mission? Sigh. I thought this would be a nice relaxing lazy Sunday. *resumes stuffing magazines*

    Think we have time for a pancake stop?

    • Gender Traitor

      If they also serve bacon and eggs, I’m in.

      But not Waffle House.

      • KK, Non-Man

        🤨

      • Gender Traitor

        I’ve had two musician friends drop dead within hours of an after-gig meal at Waffle House, so….no. 😳

      • Tres Cool

        Was it the one in Moraine? Or on Needmore?
        I can see someone dying at either in the middle of the night after a gig, but not from the food.

      • Gender Traitor

        Don’t know if it was the same WH in both cases. (They didn’t happen at the same time.) In one case, maybe one up in or near Troy?

  24. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL VEGAS CANS!

    /tomorrow

  25. Tundra

    Good morning, WebDom!

    Ford dude is a dope. Never be a car company’s guinea pig.

    Bala told FOX Business he believes the government needs to do more to “provide consumers with the right information.”

    Everyone who spends even ten minutes of research knows that the numbers are bullshit. I have a boring, gas powered F-150 that takes a few minutes to fill and gives me a legit 700 mile range. I didn’t even need the government to tell me this is a superior road trip vehicle.

    • MikeS

      legit 700 mile range

      The fuck? Dual tanks?

      • Tundra

        Nope, but it has the 36 gallon tank.

      • MikeS

        /hangs head in shame for his tiny 26 gallon tank

    • rhywun

      The city is required by law to find beds for the tens of thousands of mostly Latin American asylum seekers (sic)

      It’s a bit more complicated than that. More like a settlement the city stupidly agreed to in order to make the issue “go away” back in the seventies when there were way more serious problems and nobody expected millions of “asylum seekers” to horde across the border.

      • Sensei

        Exactly.

    • rhywun

      They’re all so desperately poor that they appear to be operating last year’s cell phone models. I mean my god.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Speaking of cell phones, saw the obamaphone giveaway in action last week. Just across from a bum enablement day center, these people had a popup booth. Was wondering why they were coralling bums to fill out paperwork until I noticed the boxes of some noname phone or company sticking out of the bags underneath.

    • Grumbletarian

      “Ya’ll allowing them to sleep outside, but yet you’re on the news talking about ‘Oh, yeah, well, we want to help all these homeless people,’” she said. “Okay, well give them a free house. Give them a free apartment. Help them out like that. But no, you’re helping them letting them be in the streets, homeless.”

      Yeah, giving illegal immigrants free houses will surely discourage more illegal immigration.

      • rhywun

        Yeah but at least only rich people will be paying for it.

  26. Tundra

    LOL!

    “Activists”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    He also wanted an environmentally friendly vehicle as owning one is “responsible citizenship these days.”

    Haha, sucker!

    By the way- how do those electric trucks do on the boat ramp?

    • Sensei

      Better than you’d think. No ICE to suck in water. Plenty of videos showing Tesla vehicles driving by dead ICE vehicles in flooded streets.

      OTH, long term impact of salt water on anything automotive and electrical does not make me hopeful. Normal boat launch doesn’t possibly submerge an ICE motor like it does an EV.

  28. DEG

    I think the Kurt Cobain vape pen answer is actually a correct answer.

    I like the roaches in heaven meme.

    • westernsloper

      Made me chuckle.

      Webdom always has great links.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “This customer’s experience highlights the urgent need to rapidly improve access to public charging across the US and Canada. Ford’s EV-certified dealers will install public-facing DC fast chargers at their dealerships by early 2024, providing alternative charging options to those available today. Ford was also the first in the industry to gain access to over 12,000 Tesla Superchargers for Ford drivers.”

    tl;dr- “Not our fault.”

    • Sensei

      Also no comment about their shit repair parts availability and lack of responses.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Why I sold my Probe when the transmission went out at 50k miles and it was weeks finding a replacement for a car barely out of warranty.

    • rhywun

      Last night? What “severe weather”?

      • Sensei

        Not sure where he was coming from.

        Here in Essex County big thunderstorms this early AM. People in my town without power.

  30. westernsloper

    Obscure colours you probably don’t know the names for (or care about)

    You are not wrong.

  31. Gustave Lytton

    Woo hoo! Perfect 0. Did know feldgrau and none of those colors were in the 72 pack of crayons.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      I got a 4. *bows head and kicks rock*

  32. Common Tater

    “A Connecticut family is suing Snapchat and Instagram after their 15-year-old daughter was raped and sexually assaulted by two registered sex offenders that found her on the apps.

    According to the lawsuit, the unnamed minor was only 10 years old when she was contacted by a first predator on Instagram and coerced into sending explicit photos of herself. He kept demanding more, leading to the child attempting suicide “in the hopes of finding some escape,” according to the lawsuit.

    When the family found out what was going on they reported “the exploitation to police, who informed them that Meta’s Instagram product was designed in such a way that they could not identify who was behind the Instagram account that was used to abuse her, and a case was never opened,” the 95-page lawsuit states, according to a report from the CT Post.

    In 2019, when she was 13, the child was contacted on Snapchat by a second convicted sex offender — Reginald Sharp — who knew her real age. He convinced her to send nude photos and blackmailed her, saying that he would post them online unless she met him in person.

    The girl snuck out and met him and was repeatedly raped.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/08/connecticut-family-suing-snapchat-instagram-after-15-year/

    Top-notch parenting.

    • Ted S.

      They let her back on anti-social media?

      • DrOtto

        It was that or, you know, watch her.

    • Gustave Lytton

      “We drove her down to skid row every day. How could this happen?”

  33. Common Tater

    “New ‘GirlMath’ TikTok trend promotes frivolous purchases: ‘If I paid for it with cash, it was free’

    “If I make a bunch of small, little purchases that add up to $500 in a day, that’s not actually $500. But if one or two items itself is $500, why would I buy it? That’s actually $500,” she continued.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/08/12/new-tiktok-trend-promotes-illogical-financial-habits/

    She should work for the government.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Democracy is dying, poisoned by right wing lies and hate

    Threats against public officials have been steadily climbing in recent years, creating new challenges for law enforcement, civil rights and the health of American democracy.

    The Capitol Police last year reported that they investigated more than double the number of threats against members of Congress as they did four years earlier. Driven by former President Donald Trump’s lies that the 2020 election was stolen from him, threats against election workers have exploded, with one in six reporting threats against them and many seasoned election administrators leaving the job or considering it.

    “It’s definitely increased in the last five years,” said Jake Spano, mayor in the Minneapolis suburb of St. Louis Park and a board member of the National League of Cities, which issued a report in 2021 finding that 81 percent of local elected officials reported receiving threats and 87 percent saw the problem worsening.

    Officials in Spano’s town got deluged in 2018, when Trump tweeted critically about its city council’s decision to stop saying the Pledge of Allegiance at the start of its meetings.

    “The lasting impact of Donald Trump’s presidency is that he made it clear that the norms of how we treat each other no longer apply,” said Spano, a Democrat.

    Donald Trump invented political rancor.

    • Rebel Scum

      Trump turned me into a newt!

  35. Common Tater

    “SPLC expands ‘Hate Map’ by adding political and parents groups to hate extremists

    It appears as if hate exploded in the United States last year, but SPLC’s “Hate Map” data is inflated because 702 of 1,225 groups described by the map as “hate groups” are actually policy advocacy organizations with no connection to a “hateful” ideology.

    The Southern Poverty Law Center is reporting a record low number of hate groups this year but is inflating the dots on its infamous “Hate Map” by redefining political policy and parents groups an anti-government organizations worthy of scrutiny….

    The SPLC acknowledged a difference between “hate groups” and “anti-government” groups: “Hate groups hold beliefs or practices that attack or malign an entire class of people, typically for their immutable characteristics, while antigovernment groups see the federal government as an enemy of the people and promote baseless conspiracy theories.” The organization justified the commingling of the two because it claimed “far-right activists have embraced ever more violent rhetoric” and “their words are contributing to an atmosphere that breeds political violence.””

    https://justthenews.com/accountability/media/splc-records-lowest-number-hate-groups-ever-map-inflated-misplaced-anti

    I’m sure BLM and Antifa are on the list.

    • Rebel Scum

      The federal government IS an enemy of the people.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Trump has repeatedly slammed the FBI and has called for a takeover of the Justice Department should he win the presidency again, as he faces additional charges related to his attempts to overturn the results of the 2020 election.

    Trump has referred to the special counsel overseeing the federal prosecutions, Jack Smith, as “deranged” and an “out of touch lunatic,” and to the charges against him as “election interference and yet another attempt to rig and steal a presidential election.” He also has attacked a local Georgia prosecutor expected to file more charges against him next week, Fulton County District Attorney Fani Willis.

    Experts warn the escalating rhetoric could increase the risks of violence, especially as the 2024 election and Trump’s trials draw closer. Lone attackers acting impulsively, rather than mass violence such as the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol, are the greatest worry, said Javed Ali, a former senior FBI counterrorism official now at the University of Michigan.

    Lone patsy wolf attacks are hard to stop.

    • Rebel Scum

      “takeover of the Justice department”

      You mean the one that falls under executive branch purview?

      “ZOMG Drumpfler says he will take over the branch of government he’s elected to lead! Muh-DeMoCrAcY!”