Big Ass Fans

by | Sep 2, 2023 | Beer, Energy, Food & Drink | 83 comments

As I write this, I am not bed ridden, but I am not feeling particularly well.  I am just sitting and watching the ceiling fan spin because I am incapable of taking a nap.

This is my review of New Belgium VooDoo Ranger Juice Force IPA:

I never did like installing ceiling fans.  While not particularly difficult, its more of a hassle than you would think it should be.  Assembling the thing above your head…shoulders weary…dust falling…damnit I just dropped another screw.  When I moved into my house it was in February, and the room that was to become the living room was warm.  I asked the old owner why they hadn’t installed a ceiling fan.  She looked at me weird.

So I crawled through the attic and found a circuit to tap, and sent a whip to the center of the room.  A brushed nickel Hampton Bay I turn it off on occasion to clean, but that fan has been spinning non-stop for the past nine years.  Its an amazing unit.

Too bad the government wants it gone. (TW:  Fox News)

According to the Energy Department’s analysis, the new rules would save households about $39 over the lifespan of the new energy-efficient fan. However, the cost to manufacturers associated with the increased equipment will total $86.6 million per year, the department said.

$39?  Did they adjust for inflation?

Okay, I can be open minded.  Lets see what they recommend.  Aeratron.  No picture of the unit.  Fanimation (fucking really?).  No picture of the unit.  Okay lets see if Home Depot has one for sale.  No they don’t sell either brand.  Okay!  Lowes has Fanimation.  This fan however is not only another hideous example of the Bauhaus school of shit, it retails for over $500.

This is worse than the LED light bulbs.  I am not going to pay $500 for a new fan, only to save $40 in total energy costs.

Please note both retailers offer Big Ass Fans.  This company however makes the Ferrari of ceiling fans, and is certainly out of range for the average consumer.

 

If I hate IPA so much why do I keep drinking it?  Two reasons:  some of you people actually like them, and they often come with a nice amount of alcohol.  Perfect for drinking right before trying to take a nap.  It has a nice citrusy blast, reminiscent of the Kool Aid man buttstroking you in the head at 0400 because you haven’t yet upgraded to high efficiency electrical appliances.  Comply citizen.  OH YEAH. New Belgium VooDoo Ranger Juice Force IPA: 2.2/5 9.5% ABV, 30 IBU 

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83 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    I’m all for both.

  2. Common Tater

    Hope you are feeling better soon.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Better already, thank you.

  3. Common Tater

    The biggest PITA is if there is an old lighting fixture that used pipe thread.

  4. DEG

    Get well soon!

    I am not going to pay $500 for a new fan, only to save $40 annually in energy costs.

    I suspect the government’s savings calculations are garbage, so it won’t be $40 in savings.

    • Common Tater

      “$39 over the lifespan of the new energy-efficient fan”

      Doesn’t sound like it’s annual.

      • KSuellington

        Yup, sounds like just under $2 bucks a year in energy savings if you figure that 20 years is a lifespan. The Biden admin continues to impress with their awesomeness.

      • Common Tater

        A motor made for energy efficiency probably won’t last 20 years.

      • DEG

        Heh. I missed that. Mex quoted the government bit at $39 over the lifetime, and then said $40 annually later.

      • Common Tater

        They are probably just made up numbers anyway.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Woops, yes I did.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Fixed

  5. PieInTheSky

    some of you people actually like them, and they often come with a nice amount of alcohol. – you mean excessive amount I assume

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Correct

  6. The Late P Brooks

    the new rules would save households about $39 over the lifespan of the new energy-efficient fan.

    Probably ten times the price of the inefficient predecessor. I love government math.

    Bidenomics- just another word for National Socialism.

    • dbleagle

      I hope I am still alive when they finally publish who actually was President during the “biden” administration. In the Seante joe had a reputation of a shallow idiot with a mean streak and a walking sexual harassment. So joe from Scranton wouldn’t be in charge even before senility set in. Doctor Jill is an of course. I expect the names of White Karen, Black Karen, He/She Karen, Green Karen, Dot Karen and we mustn’t forget Feather Karen, will be more obscure.

      • The Other Kevin

        The fact that we have so many politicians at the federal level who are mentally impaired shows none of them are in charge. The real people in charge are the three letter agencies.

      • DrOtto

        The problem is, it’s costly and time consuming to train a new hire, so we stick with what we got – NSCFBIA

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Democracy in action

    Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear this week declined to say whether he would follow a state law that says Republicans would get to choose a replacement for Sen. Mitch McConnell if the Senate GOP leader leaves Congress before the end of his term.

    The Democratic governor was asked during a news conference Thursday about making an appointment in the event of a Senate vacancy but said he would not speculate on the matter.

    ——-

    State laws vary when it comes to filling congressional vacancies, and the Kentucky General Assembly changed its procedures in 2021 after the GOP-controlled legislature was able to override Beshear’s veto of a bill that limited the governor’s power to temporarily fill a Senate vacancy.

    Under the amended law, the governor selects a Senate appointee from a list of three names submitted by the state executive committee of the outgoing senator’s affiliated party.

    Kentucky state law previously permitted the governor to appoint a replacement for a vacant Senate seat until the next general House election, which occurs every two years.

    In a veto statement, Beshear cited the state Constitution in suggesting that the bill “improperly and unconstitutionally” restricted the governor’s power to fill Senate vacancies.

    They could do it the old fashioned way, and let his wife stand in for him.

    • Shpip

      You could do worse than having 赵小兰 in the Senate.

      I gotta tell you, the thought of having Rand Paul and Thomas Massie representing Kentucky in the Senate sends a tingle up my leg.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I have to hand it to her, Chao served three full terms as a cabinet Secretary under two different presidents. Of course, being part of the uniparty makes that easier.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    The bill “upends a century of precedent by delegating the power to select the representative of all Kentuckians to an unelected, unaccountable committee of an organization that represents only a fraction of Kentuckians,” he said in the statement.

    Pay no attention to the demonstrated preference of the electorate.

    Again- how do these people say stuff like this without just bursting into flames?

  9. Common Tater

    “CUNY professor, 16 others arrested trying to hire NYC sex workers

    Cops, however, are taking an “evolved approach” in cracking down on the illicit sex trade: only cuffing pimps and johns, as advocates connect with and help the “very young” women who are being exploited for sex work, the source said…

    Taina Bien-Aimé, executive director at Coalition Against Trafficking in Women, cheered on the police’s buyer-focused approach to addressing prostitution and combating sex trafficking in the Big Apple.

    “This is what we’re calling for if New York wants to prevent and end sex trafficking and the exploitation of prostitution,” she said. “They really need to go after the pillars of that abuse and that is sex buyers.””

    https://nypost.com/2023/09/02/cuny-professor-tried-to-solicit-nyc-sex-workers-nypd/

    They listed all of their names.

    • rhywun

      None of the ladies in the linked article look like “kids” who are being “exploited”.

      That said, the strange would have to be absolutely spectacular to bring me out to the 2nd worst ghetto in NYC.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        What’s first place?

      • rhywun

        Brownsville, next door.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        B’ville, TX doesn’t sound great either.

      • DrOtto

        I’ve been there, it’s not.

      • Grosspatzer

        In the early morning hours on Aug. 18, cops cuffed and charged 10 pervy patrons looking for sex along Wortman and Alabama avenues as well as Malta Street in East New York, police said.

        Better chance of getting shot than getting strange in that ‘hood. There’s a reason the latest CBS cop drama is set there – the stories write themselves, that show is strike-proof.

  10. Common Tater

    “A celebrity handbag designer whose pricey creations were featured on “Sex and the City” and coveted by A-listers like Victoria Beckham was extradited to the US this week on conspiracy and smuggling charges related to the use of endangered species in her luxury purse lines.

    Nancy Gonzalez, 78, signed extradition papers and was fingerprinted before being escorted by Interpol officers onto a private flight from Bogotá, Colombia, to Florida on Wednesday, Newsflash video shows.

    The former high-flying fashionista — who was wearing sensible platform shoes and a chic black cape-style jacket — smiled at the cameras while boarding.”

    https://nypost.com/2023/09/01/sex-and-the-city-bag-designer-extradited-on-smuggling-rap/

    There are way too many laws.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Still is it any surprise that the Lizard people made sure these laws were on the books.

  11. DEG

    Not Adahn – I bought some Pawlett reserve from Bardwell Farms. Delicious.

    • Not Adahn

      I’ve never had the reserve, but the basic Pawlett is quite good.

  12. Grumbletarian

    Big Ass Fans

    I was expecting more Sir Mix-a-Lot

  13. Gustave Lytton

    I was pondering the other day why there’s this desire to break up and carve out new countries all over (former Yugoslavia area, Indonesia, Sudan, etc) but stomping on any sort of self determination in Catalonia or elsewhere. Then today I started wondering why the UN was able to pass resolutions against Russia when it holds a veto as a permanent Security Council member. Ignorant me didn’t know that the general assembly can pass and adopt resolutions when the Security Council won’t. Looking at the list of countries that passed it, the thought came to me that making lots of smaller countries beholden to powerful backers is nothing more than packing the general assembly so vetoable resolutions can be rammed through that chamber.

  14. Shpip

    I am not bed ridden, but I am not feeling particularly well.

    When I was a young lad, I was a stringer photographer for the local paper. One Saturday I was tasked with visiting a nursing home with an equally young reporterette to interview a woman celebrating her 101st birthday. I snapped a couple of pics, the rote interview went along as planned… until I witnessed the following exchange:

    Reporterette: You seem awfully vigorous even now. Have you ever been bedridden?

    Old Woman (eyes gleaming): Why sweetie — hundreds of times and twice in a haystack!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Wokka wokka!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Oh dear

  15. Suthenboy

    Automobiles
    Ovens
    refrigeration (includes air conditioning)
    grills
    dishwashers
    Water heaters
    Face diapers
    House arrest for all
    …now ceiling fans.
    Feel free to mention any that I missed.
    What is next? Toothbrushes and razors? Toasters? Swimming pools? Clothing?

    I remember Biden’s inauguration speech but no one else seemed to be listening.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkYfmRwryQo

    It is happening right under peoples noses and THEY. JUST. CAN’T. SEE. IT.
    The same people who voted commie are going to scream and tear their hair in the same way the Sanctuary Cities people are behaving now when we are living in a pre-industrial world. Fuck them. They cooked this pot of shit, they can eat it and like it. The crime is that they dragged the rest of us into it with them.
    I say either exile them or bar them from voting.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve been on this soapbox for years: when it comes to politics people are incredibly short sighted. They don’t care what they ruin as long as they “get” the other guys. But sooner or later things come back around to them. Unfortunately everyone suffers.

      • rhywun

        They don’t care what they ruin as long as they “get” the other guys.

        Yeah, that is exactly what this is.

        They know they’re voting commie – they just don’t think they will be subject to it.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Wood stoves
      Lightbulbs

    • DrOtto

      Nice job NY Post, they cite Ice Cube as a 2016 supporter – he was not. He even released “Arrest the President” in 2018 in response to Trump’s presidency. I think he has since had a change of heart, but far from a supporter for Trump.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Vax skeptic, though.

    • rhywun

      The Dems can’t lose any blacks or they’re toast. No wonder they’re freaking out.

    • R C Dean

      Trump will not be President again. No matter how many people vote for him, the ballot counters won’t allow it. The fraud machine that robbed him the first time is still in place, and now they know there’s no recourse, no consequence.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Pretty much. They can’t put a hit on him like they could in the 60’s, so this is the best they have.

      • Not Adahn

        Seth Rich says hi.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    It’s complicated

    Following a tense meeting over the summer between many members of New York’s congressional delegation and Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas, the department dispatched an assessment team to work with state and local officials and identified about two dozen ways where New York City could better manage the migrant crisis.

    “The structural issues include governance and organization of the migrant operations, including issues of authority, structure, personnel, and information flow,” Mayorkas wrote in a letter sent to both the city and state that was obtained by CNN. “The operational issues include the subjects of data collection, planning, case management, communications, and other aspects of the day-to-day operations.”

    And try some different colors on your flow charts.

    Needless to say, the single most important issue in immigration policy is electoral optics.

    • Gustave Lytton

      He’s doing the elephants work instead of lying back and thinking of Biden.

    • rhywun

      “the migrant crisis rages on and Republicans weaponize it.”

      Narrator: Wait till he finds out that most Democrats don’t feel like giving free shit that was supposed to go them, to “migrants”.

      They worry Adams will end up feeding and validating right wing talking points just like they say he did in 2022 when talking up how dangerous crime had made his city

      LOL. “Voters might notice that our policies are shit.”

  17. The Late P Brooks

    He’s doing the elephants work instead of lying back and thinking of Biden.

    Adams is just a backstabbing traitor. Biden is working for the Greater Good.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    All lies, all the time

    New Covid shots from Pfizer Moderna and Novavax are slated to roll out in mid-September, and will likely provide robust protection against those variants. But until then, experts say masking is an important tool people can use to protect themselves as Covid starts to spread at a higher level nationwide.

    That also applies to Americans with normal risk levels, who should also consider masking depending on where they are or who they make contact with.

    “If we have learned something from the pandemic it’s that masking works to protect from transmission,” said Dr. Francesca Torriani, professor of clinical medicine at the University of California, San Diego.

    And implementing institution-level mask mandates in certain health-care settings and businesses can “really reduce the risk of running into large outbreaks,” according to Pavitra Roychoudhury, a professor of laboratory medicine at the University of Washington School of Medicine.

    I never could have imagined hundreds of years’ worth of knowledge could be wiped out in such a brief span of time.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      At least the dark ages after the Bronze Age Collapse and the fall of the Roman Empire made sense. This was self inflicted.

    • rhywun

      The bald-faced lies are shameless, aren’t they? It’s way past time one can accept that these people are just ignorant.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yes, everyone knows bad humors cause disease.

    • Grosspatzer

      Mask up, germophobes. Let everyone know where you stand.

    • Robonerfherder

      “If we have learned something from the pandemic it’s that masking works to protect from transmission,” said Dr. Francesca Torriani, professor of clinical medicine at the University of California, San Diego.

      In a rational world, she would lose her position over that bullshit statement.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Noted local intellect. 🤦‍♀️

    • Not Adahn

      I think the senior burners are prepared to harvest and eat the wannabees.

      • slumbrew

        🎶 The circle of life 🎶

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Trump will not be President again. No matter how many people vote for him, the ballot counters won’t allow it. The fraud machine that robbed him the first time is still in place, and now they know there’s no recourse, no consequence.

    I expect the FEC to come after him any day now for campaign finance violations related to legal expenses.

  20. Evan from Evansville

    Hello! Is anyone here still?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      How’s it going, Evan?

    • Grosspatzer

      Ssh! Be vewy, vewy quiet!!

    • Ted S.

      Nope, nobody’s here.

  21. Trigger Hippie

    *reads article title*

    Revisiting crowds at the Blue Color Comedy Tour, eh?

    *scrolls down*

    Oh, nevermind.

    • Ted S.

      Blue Color Comedy Tour:

      Q: Why did the condom cross the road?
      A: it was pissed off.

  22. Suthenboy

    Was busy cooking.

    Beef tips with gravy over rice, fresh steamed broccoli and cheese sauce. All from scratch, all delicious. I am done for the day so I will stick around here and stink. the place up.

  23. Tundra

    I used to see big ass fans at trade shows. The best part of their booth was how it was adorned with complaints from their website or emails. People were offended and so they decided to share that with the company and the company was so moved by it that they went ahead and used the complaints decorate their booth. It was fantastic.

    • Robonerfherder

      Monetize your haters

    • kinnath

      The gym has big ass fans. They used electrical tape to cover the SS. So, it is Big A||. But the ass (donkey) is still there. So, it’s still obvious.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        So does mine. They’re beautiful machines.

  24. J. Frank Parnell

    I haven’t been paying attention – where are we with the ceiling fan thing?

    Is it a baseless right-wing conspiracy that Biden wants to ban ceiling fans, or are we at the “Ackchyually ceiling fans are bad” stage?

    • Sensei

      No they want to make the. More efficient.

      So take some simple power supply that will last decades and change it to something with a switch mode power supply that is more efficient, but made with shitty Chinese made semiconductors designed to last just as long as the warranty.

      The theory is likely OK, the reality will be far different.

  25. Evan from Evansville

    Hello, y’all.

    Falling down the stairs was fun last night. I was conscious for all of that one. But, and dammit I’m a goofy cat, I recovered fairly quickly. I’m worse off than I was, but nothing of the bone was affected. Sucks a bit, but I enjoy that I do heal quickly. It’s probably not great for me.

    I do have to work tomorrow. They had me work on the floor, mostly bagging shit and being nice to folk. I got several customers’ compliments. I shouldn’t be standing around with the potential of lots of twisting. Walking in a straight line is relatively fine. Twisting for customer, money, bags, lots of hippy movement that don’t end in (some) great music and free love with chicks I wanna bang, with drugs I want more of.

    That should be interesting. I’m running out of pain meds and haven’t been able to get in contact w my doc to get him to authorize a refill. The War on Drugs is such a abomination again.

    Most likely, I shouldn’t be working tomorrow. I won’t not do it. I’ll certainly show. They may have me leave. They probably should have on Friday.

    I probably should find an Amazon WFH gig. Hrm.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      So, not not Kroger?

      • Evan from Evansville

        Hrm?

        I think best friend (and hopefully Potential Future Lady) is right that it’s not healthy/good for me to be working in any capacity on my feet.