Saturday evening links

by | Sep 23, 2023 | Daily Links | 121 comments

That is some serious pms.

 

Yep, I only have another week or two before it’s time to close up the cabin for the season. It has been a spectacular September. But when the elk and deer hunters show up, it’s a sign that it’s about to get cold.

 

Shall we link?

 

Brace yourself, Bobby. The DOJ is about to go in dry. They have a reputation to salvage.

 

Who says Gen-Z is all slackers?

 

Given the silliness around masks, this is as valid a reason as any to not wear one.

 

What was your name again?

 

You know you want to volunteer. You know it.

 

I am already off the Coach Prime bandwagon. It was all well and good until Neon Deion showed up.

 

That’s it. I’m whipped.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

121 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    Где все?

    • R.J.

      I don’t know! Very quiet.

      • Grosspatzer

        Hunting wabbits?

      • Rat on a train

        It’s duck season!

      • Brochettaward

        The First is still incubating.

    • Grosspatzer

      хорошо

    • Ted S.

      Я здесь.

      • rhywun

        Ich auch.

    • rhywun

      I’m doing a load of laundry. I haven’t had my own washing machine since the late 90s. It’s so fucking decadent.

      • kinnath

        Come over to the dark side. We have driers also.

      • Sean

        *hands Rhywun a roll of fabric softener*

      • rhywun

        I do have a drier!

        Am eagerly anticipating using it.

      • Chafed

        Look at you living like an adult.

      • Sensei

        You didn’t wash and fold?

        It was the first thing I spent my raise on when I lived in a walk up in Hoboken.

        I hated spending several hours every other week at the laundromat on my Saturday day off.

      • rhywun

        Sometimes, like the last 12 years, I had a W&D on the ground floor and sometimes I even used it. But mostly yeah, I just paid someone else to do it.

        I absolutely refused to ever sit around in a laundromat to do it myself. Even in much poorer days.

      • Ted S.

        Thankfully we always had a dryer, so back at the old place we only needed to use the washing machines at the laundromat and were home in about 90 minutes. Having both now is wonderful.

        (Even before we started having well problems the water had a fairly extreme iron content.

  2. Grosspatzer

    Cold and rainy here, but this dinosaur is loving it.

    https://imgur.com/gallery/R3xJSNi

    A nice change from the usual white-tailed deer, turkey, politicians and other vermin.

  3. Ownbestenemy

    I blame Obama. We are at a Benihanas and sitting with a black family. The grandma of that family is fun and talkative but the mom and son…daggers at the white folk at the table. We are equally here to eat subpar Japanese food. At least laugh!

    • milo

      Spoken like a white slave owner.
      Ignore them.

    • Sensei

      Wait, you are all appropriating Asian culture.

      Benihana is a guilty pleasure.

      • Sensei

        Also, they usually have sake by the glass or carafe so you can try stuff you wouldn’t normally buy a big bottle of.

      • Sensei

        The name itself was ridiculous.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sukiyaki_(song)

        In Anglophone countries, the song is best known under the alternative title “Sukiyaki”, the name of a Japanese hot-pot dish with cooked beef. The word sukiyaki does not appear in the song’s lyrics, nor does it have any connection to them; it was used only because it was short, catchy, recognizably Japanese, and more familiar to English speakers. A Newsweek columnist compared this re-titling to issuing “Moon River” in Japan under the title “Beef Stew”.

    • Spudalicious

      Was the chef Mexican?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yes and I spoke too soon. Fantastic family once we were over the ‘should we mingle’ vibe.

  4. EvilSheldon

    Me too. Jits kicked my ass today, in a pretty productive way. I have an amazing prime ribeye resting under a thick layer of salt, pepper, and crushed rosemary right now though (and five more vacuum-sealed in the freezer…)

  5. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    I’m starting to think Colorado isn’t going to win this game.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Cassidy Hutchinson, a senior assistant to former chief of staff Mark Meadows, writes in her memoir “Enough” that the former president once selected a white mask to wear during a May 2020 visit to the Honeywell mask production facility. However, according to an excerpt from the book published by The Guardian, Hutchinson subtly suggested he not wear that particular mask.

    “I pointed at the straps of the N95 I was holding,” she writes. “When he looked at the straps of his mask, he saw they were covered in bronzer.”

    “Why did no one else tell me that?” he reportedly snapped. “I’m not wearing this thing.”

    Hutchinson laments that reporters never knew “the depth of his vanity had caused him to reject masks,” which led Trump loyalists to eschew keeping their own faces covered during the pandemic that killed more than a million Americans.

    I believe every word she says.

      • Ted S.

        We’ve been trying to tell you your ass is big, but you wouldn’t listen.

        On the bright side, Tres loves the size of your ass.

  7. The Late P Brooks

    Back from the grocery store. I needed to restock the essentials: Beer, coffee, milk, cookies. I wonder if I have anything to eat in the house. I think I can manage a ham sandwich.

    I grabbed a jar of (supposedly) Hatch chile verde. Might have to test that.

    • R.J.

      I made some pizzas with random cheese and toppings.

  8. Tres Cool

    I always though this song would be great at a swinger’s party, only with the words “got to get you into my wife”.

      • Tres Cool

        People dont realize that McCartney handed it off and this is the original.

  9. juris imprudent

    Coach Prime’s team ain’t anywhere near ready for prime-time.

    • Ted S.

      Oregon’s offense doesn’t factor into it?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Cross your fingers and hope for the worst

    President Joe Biden received the updated Covid-19 vaccine, according to a memo from White House physician Kevin O’Connor released Saturday.

    “As we enter the cold and flu season, the President encourages all Americans to follow his example and to check with their healthcare provider or pharmacist to assure that they are fully vaccinated,” O’Connor wrote in the memo.

    The president received the Covid vaccine alongside the annual flu vaccine Friday, O’Connor wrote. First lady Jill Biden experienced “mild symptoms” when she contracted Covid earlier this month. The president tested negative.

    The updated shot was approved by the FDA earlier this month and the CDC recommended it for all individuals six months and older — however, the rollout has been rocky.

    Maybe his arm will fall off.

    • R.J.

      Sorry to disappoint. He probably takes a placebo.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This^
        The whole debacle was a dog and pony show from the info they were , the numbers they jimmied and the measures they tried to force on us.
        All of it is bullshit.

        Something, usually a flu, on par with or worse than these cootie bugs comes around every fucking year. Every year. Have they done this before?

    • Ted S.

      “Vaccine” should be in sneer quotes.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    The White House has also struggled to combat growing anti-vaccine sentiment in a polarized political environment.

    Vaccine skepticism is increasingly pronounced in the GOP, polls show. A new POLITICO | Morning Consult poll showed that Republican voters were less likely than Democrats or independents to say vaccines are safe for children and only 27 percent of Republicans said the Covid vaccine is “very safe” for adults — while nearly as many, 23 percent, said it’s “very unsafe.”

    There is a crisis of trust in this country. Sad.

  12. Mojeaux

    Awaiting chicken-fried steak at the local bar & grill. I fluv chicken-fried steak.

    • pistoffnick

      Chicken fried chicken with mashed taters and fries was my go to at Cracker Barrel*.

      Carbs with carbs and carbs.

      *Ex-Mrs. pistoffnick loved Cracker Barrel

      • Mojeaux

        Cracker Barrel is … shall I say … not my fave.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Sorry to disappoint. He probably takes a placebo.

    Whatever helps you sleep at night.

    • R.J.

      Everything about the man is a lie. That probably is too.

  14. Derpetologist

    Congress finally found something Biden doesn’t want to spend money on: pay for our own troops

    ***
    The White House has vowed to veto legislation from House Republicans that would grant a 30% pay raise to junior enlisted military personnel in the coming year.
    The pay increase would ensure that the lowest-earning service members would make at least $15 an hour for a 40-hour workweek.
    In a press release addressing the proposed bill, the White House stated, “If the president were presented with H.R. 4365, he would veto it.”
    ***

  15. Aloysious

    Ha. I love whip it.

    I never ‘got’ Devo, but that song is catchy.

    • Spudalicious

      I always felt Devo was spoofing themselves.

    • rhywun

      I never ‘got’ Devo

      Ditto.

      • The Hyperbole

        What’s to get? It’s catchy synth pop punk, nothing more nothing less.

      • rhywun

        Just they seem overrated to me. No biggie.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      I remember someone blaring that song to wake up the cadets one morning at Air Force ROTC Field Training (summer of 1981).

  16. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    So, OT for the record.

    1st, watching the Beav’s vs. Coug’s game, football at it’s best.

    2nd, spent part of the day cleaning the family Luger, man, what a piece of engineering! This one is nothing special, just a 1923 commercial, but so far advanced over anything else that was around at the time. Of course, that includes a lot of pretty serious machining.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Beavers vs Cougars has me laughing like Beavis and Butthead.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        INEEDTPFORMYBUNGHOLE!!!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ¡Señor Beavis! ¿Donde está tu hall pass?

    • rhywun

      The real Howard Stern is a weak, pathetic, and disloyal guy, who lost his friends and MUCH of his audience

      Ouch. That truth hurts.

    • rhywun

      I wonder what his ratings are like.

      I was an avid listener until a year or two after the move to Sirius when he had starting turning into a diva and cutting his hours way down. So that was like 20 years ago.

      I can only imagine he’s lost at least 90% of his listeners because he is a completely different person now (and his staff of course do what he says so it’s not worth, say, listening for Robin even though she was great at one time).

  17. rhywun

    Who says Gen-Z is all slackers?

    I kinda think these assholes deserve the death penalty.

    OK maybe not. But they are evil fucks and they need probably more jail time than they are getting. Once they “hack” a casino, there’s pretty much nothing else they can’t do.

  18. Grosspatzer

    I wouldn’t give them the honorable title of “hacker”. They are skilled social engineers who gain access to systems by obtaining credentials from careless admins. I don’t think there are any actual hacking skills involved.

    Otherwise I tend to agree. And the assholes who scam seniors with phone offers for Medicare, debt relief, etc. can join the “hackers” on death row.

    • rhywun

      Yeah, I’m a big fan of the Jargon File where they are careful to distinguish “hacker” from “cracker”. Crackers are these evils fucks. Hackers are the good guys.

      But nobody IRL makes that distinction.

      • Ted S.

        Can they be crackers if they’re not white?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Trekkers vs Trekkies, SF vs sci-fi… the ship has sailed.

        [I’m in the end credits, along with hundreds of others, of the 3rd edition of The New Hackers Dictionary. I remember sending ESR something but idea what it was.]

  19. Tundra

    So where do you move for the season?

    There is a crusty old dude in my neighborhood who left for AZ today. I asked him when he was coming back and he said “May, hopefully.”

    I’m not sure winter translates across borders.

    • dbleagle

      Your neighbor is a bit early for snowbird season. It normally ends at Easter. AZ gets an entire community of snowbirds each winter near Quartzite.

      https://freecampsites.net/#!quartzsite,az

    • rhywun

      Bah. I miss a proper winter. I think I’m about to get one.

    • Annoyed Nomad

      We go down to Venice, Florida. But we don’t leave until after Christmas – we rent a condo for three months. My in-laws own a condo in Venice and they would go down from mid-November to mid-April.

      • Shpip

        Growing up in Dunedin (Gulf coast west of Tampa), I noticed the snowbirds arriving just after Canadian Thanksgiving, and heading back after Easter — assuming an April Easter.

  20. Tonio

    Aye, caramba!

    For anyone who needs the explicit link to the self-running, all-seeing, no taxes title or destination charges, weekend glibzoom, well here it is.

      • rhywun

        I’ve been sleeping on an air mattress since Monday and I’m starting to just want to stay up all night it sucks so bad. My back is not happy with me.

        A bed arrives Monday.

  21. Mojeaux

    @Rhy, just want to say watching you find out about washers and Aldi and Spectrum is adorable.

    • rhywun

      Culture shock whee

      Fox is channel 8, WTF?!

  22. Brochettaward

    Firster’s simp for no one.

    • pistoffnick

      Are you kidding?
      Firsters are the aliment simps.

  23. sloopyinca

    Yes. Yes. Yes!!!!!!!!!!

    Fucking YES!!!!!!

    • pistoffnick

      No. No . No.!!!!!!!!!
      Fucking NO!!!!!!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      So, lowhio won?

      • sloopyinca

        The cream rises.

      • Ted S.

        I figured Sloopy was going to be insufferable on Monday. I didn’t realize he’d be here 36 hours early to be insufferable.

    • slumbrew

      Nothing is more libertarian than wanting to jail people who don’t agree with you on global warming.

      • Chafed

        He truly is a politician. He just wants ballot access.

      • slumbrew

        Oh, I don’t blame the scorpion for acting like one.

        The frog would be a fool to give him a ride.

    • mock-star

      I dont know if anyone posted this when it was put out. I find it funny that my employer, the Commonwealth of PA, lets me get on TOS, but it blocks Glibs.

      • slumbrew

        I’ve never been more proud to be associated with this site (in some small manner)

    • slumbrew

      It’s getting properly savaged in the comments, at least.

    • Bob Boberson

      Rev. Arthur L. Kirkland 7 days ago
      Your comment overlooks the controlling point that conservatives will soon be in no position to accomplish much of anything in America. That is among the consequences of losing at the modern American marketplace of ideas, as various right-wingers — gun nuts, anti-abortion absolutists, superstitious gay-bashers, half-educated immigrant-haters. slack-jawed religious kooks — will continue to learn the hard way.

      A culture war’s winners — the liberal-libertarian mainstream, which has shaped our national progress against the wishes and works of right-wingers for so long as any of us has been alive, with more progress to come — call the shots. America’s remaining bigoted, superstitious, belligerently ignorant, obsolete culture war roadkill — Republicans, conservatives, faux libertarians — will continue to comply with the preferences of better Americans.

      Clingers will still be entitled to whine about all of this damned progress, reason, modernity, science, education, and inclusiveness as much as they like, of course. They can pray on it a spell, too, if they wish. Until replacement.

      I don’t miss the “liberal-libertarians” over at reason.

      • Bob Boberson

        Are block-quotes not a thing anymore? Everything was supposed to be block-quotes in that comment other than the last line.

  24. Gustave Lytton

    In a July 2020 interview, Rodriguez explained the decision was mainly driven by producers and casting directors feeling his appearance clashed with his Latino family name. The characters he read for up until that point were not written with a Latino background in mind. In order to book his first job, he legally changed his middle name, David, to Roday (from an Anton Chekhov play), and omitted Rodriguez from his screen name. In the same interview, he stated regret that he “sold out my heritage in about 15 seconds” and announced that going forward he was going to use his full legal name of James Roday Rodriguez.

    🙄

  25. Gender Traitor

    Good morning, Beau and Suthen! Last morning on the road, this time at a La Quinta on the south side of Toledo with a lovely view of the interstate.

    You know you’re in a less expensive hotel – and probably in an urban area – when the room’s coffee maker cord is tethered to the screw of the wall outlet’s faceplate.

    • Sean

      Extra grounding. 😂

    • Tres Cool

      Since someone had mentioned pay phones in the wild, I happend to be in Drexel yesterday and noticed one in the parking lot Save-a-Lot on the corner of Olive and West third.

      (I pass through Jefferson Twp on my wat to get Tres Ver 2.0)

    • Suthenboy

      Thank you Sir. Nice.

      Good morning Sean, GT.

      Hope your driving goes well and be safe GT.

      • Sean

        ☕🍳😄

  26. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    yo whats goody yo

    TALL SABBATH CANS!