Wednesday Afternoon SugarLinks – The Nicest Parts of Hell

by | Sep 13, 2023 | Daily Links | 261 comments

First, some good news…

Gen Z women are embracing large breasts in latest body positivity trend

A new body-positive trend is taking over social media that aims to make fashion more inclusive for women with big boobs.

The fashion industry has always been notoriously exclusive and social media has become a massive way for women to push for it to be more representative of everyday women.

The last few years have been about seeing more body representation in fashion.

There have been loud conversations about brands expanding their size range and the rise of the plus-size influencer.

Don’t read much further, they talk about plus-size models. (Also, big boobs were never unpopular with straight men.)

But they eventually throw in a pic Sydney Sweeney.

[cough] The Voyeurs [cough]


 

I Was Never a Sports Fan. Now I Have a WNBA “Wife” and Religiously Check the Subreddits.

Now is the perfect time for you to join in my new obsession.

Let me present my response in the form of a haiku:

ha ha ha-ha ha
ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

Also, of course this is what the author of the piece looks like. I mean, could she possibly look any different?


 

Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki-style.


 

So What if a Candidate Livestreamed Sex Acts with Her Husband?

Susanna Gibson, a Democratic nominee for a competitive seat in the Virginia House of Delegates, toppled a previously untouched political taboo this week when the Washington Post fairly reported that she and her husband had performed sex acts on the online forum known as “Chaturbate,” where the couple had 5,700 followers. And they solicited “tips” for performing requested moves.

Politicians have long transgressed polite society’s sexual boundaries. Members of Congress always seem to be getting busted for hiring prostitutes. A number of members have been convicted for having sex with underage pages. In the 1980s, one lawmaker, Rep. Barney Frank, lived with a male escort who said he ran his prostitution service out of Frank’s apartment. In the 1990s, Congress could have passed for a swingers club as a passel of high-ranking members, including Bob Barr, Dan Burton, Robert Livingston, Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde and Pete Domenici engaged in sexual affairs. And, of course, in 1998, President Bill Clinton collapsed the day’s existing moral standards when he did the same with an intern inside the White House.

Taboo-busting among politicians extended into the 2000s. For a couple of examples, a married Donald Trump allegedly had sex with a porn star and a Playboy Playmate of the Year, and money was exchanged to hush the stories. One-time Rep. Anthony Weiner was jailed and placed on the sex offender list for sending sexually explicit texts and images to a minor. Weiner had previously earned national notoriety for sending pictures of his junk to women but still ran for mayor of New York even after he resigned from Congress.

And so on. But never before Gibson’s case has a politician’s hot video action spread on the internet. While the Post story might seem to spell the nurse practitioner’s political ruin, we shouldn’t be so hasty to write her off.

I thought everyone already understood that all politicians are whores. And journalists are their johns.


 

When that funky bass loop kicks in. Bro.

Nine Inch Nails
“Sanctified”
Pretty Hate Machine (1989)

It’s still getting worse after everything I’ve tried
What if I found a way to wash it all aside?
What if she touches with those fingertips
As the words spill out like fire from her lips?

If she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
If she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
As she walks me through the nicest parts of hell
I still dream of lips I never should have kissed
Well, she knows exactly what I can’t resist

And if she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
And if she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

Dear Mom and Dad
This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.
I’d hoped somehow to get out of this quickly so that you’d never have to know about it, but that just isn’t possible now. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but what can I say to you? Will “I’m sorry” make a difference? Will it ease the pain? The shame you must be feeling, forgive me, please.

I’m just caught up in another of her spells
Well, she’s turning me into someone else
Everyday I hope and pray that this will end
But when I can, I do it all again

And if she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
And if she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

As surely as the blade’s course is run
Maybe my kingdom’s finally come

About The Author

SugarFree

SugarFree

Your Resident Narcissistic Misogynist Rape-Culture Apologist

261 Comments

  1. Rat on a train

    Also, big boobs were never unpopular with straight men.
    I prefer B-C.

    • hayeksplosives

      Hayek has a sad…

      • Rat on a train

        Someone has to care for the less fortunate women.

      • SDF-7

        She’ll be their bosom companion.

      • slumbrew

        I’m sure you’ll manage to bounce back.

      • rhywun

        She might have to jiggle some responsibilities around.

      • creech

        Rat said “prefer” not “demand.” I think I could handle that too

    • Pat

      My stance on this is already well established here, but I’d also like to add that Sydney Sweeney looks like she’s got Down syndrome. Another one like Chloe Moretz where the appeal is just completely and utterly lost on me.

      • WTF

        Yeah there’s something weird about her eyes.

      • Pat

        Yep

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Rare Pat L.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I had never heard of Sydney Sweeney before, but I put Margot Robbie in that catagory. Nothing interesting about her physically, and otherwise seems another bland blond.

    • R.J.

      As in prehistoric boobs? A.D. boobs also has a sad.

      • NoDakMat

        No, no. He meant boobs like Jane from the B.C. comic strip.

      • Common Tater

        I thought he meant Raquel Welch in One Million Years B.C.

    • DEG

      All breasts matter.

      Well… except for implants. And moobs.

    • Mojeaux

      B/small C *raises hand*

  2. Pat

    A new body-positive trend is taking over social media that aims to make fashion more inclusive for women with big boobs.

    Large-breasted women finally catching a break in this country.

    • Sean

      Somebody should notify Kat Dennings.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Me! Me! Pick me!

      • DEG

        No! pick me!

    • WTF

      It makes more sense if you realize that by “big breasted” they mean “fat”.

      • hayeksplosives

        This is not always true.

        Nowadays I’m both, but when I was a preteen/teen, I was thin but big breasted. It does happen.

      • Rat on a train

        +2 Dolly Parton

      • WTF

        I know that, I was referring to the writer of the article claiming big breasted women never got much attention, which is blatantly false unless they mean “fat”.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Men have always loved big boobs, but fashion designers have not. They seem to prefer stick figures.

      • SugarFree

        [cough]they’re gay[cough]

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Or poor at 3-D.

    • hayeksplosives

      My fashion life got much better after I was properly measured for a bra size and type at Nordstroms. MUCH better. Stores still don’t typically carry more than D or DD but at least I know exactly what size (cup and ribs) to mail order.

      And then dressing professionally (as well as for dresses and special occasions) got better when I discovered eShakti, an Indian place that makes custom clothes to your exact measurements on file. Plus you can change neckline, sleeve length, skirt length etc.

      Changed my life.

      And the dresses have POCKETS!!

      • UnCivilServant

        Pockets!? That’s Fashion Blasphemy!

      • Tundra

        My wife loves Fatface skirts partly because of the awesome pockets.

      • hayeksplosives

        Will look into that…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What’s old is new again.

      • MikeS

        Thanks for the mammaries.

    • R.J.

      They gotta milk this trend as long as possible.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Well, the ‘marks are gonna stretch the comments.

  3. kinnath

    Dylan Mulvaney says it’d be ‘epic’ to do Super Bowl beer ad after Bud Light saga

    Transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney said it would be “epic” to one day star in a beer advertisement at the Super Bowl — just months after her disastrous partnership with Bud Light sparked widespread backlash.

    Mulvaney, 26, fantasized about her future as she confessed in a wide-ranging interview with The Cut that the fallout from the Bud Light saga had been a “huge wake-up call” for her.

    “Maybe it’d be epic … if in like 10 years I got to do a beer commercial for a Super Bowl,” she said in the interview published Wednesday.

    • WTF

      Disappointed that the NY Post calls him “her”.

      • rhywun

        Their “news” desk is completely lost.

      • milo

        This is what I believe.
        That is not a woman. I don’t care what society says.
        XX…XY…
        Why is this a question?

      • Tundra

        Ok, bigot.

        How’s the pup doing?

      • milo

        She is ok. A little overweight but handling it.
        I find myself liking you, Tundra. We seem to be simpatico on a few things.

      • The Hyperbole

        Don’t fall for it, he’s a grown man that wears a baseball hat.

      • Tundra

        Every day.

    • Nephilium

      I’m sure some company will do it as a retro ad, if people are still watching Super Bowl ads.

    • The Other Kevin

      10 years? Dylan’s got a pretty optimistic estimation of her shelf life.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Life extended by becoming a woman.

      • Pat

        But only if you can beat the curse of the 41%

      • The Other Kevin

        I was thinking in term of her 15 minutes of fame, but if identifying as a woman means you statistically live longer, in about 10 years I’m due for a transition.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Live by the plastic surgery, die by the plastic surgery.

  4. Shpip

    I do have to admit: The main reason I’ve gotten so interested in this particular league—in spite of my strong identity as a theater-kid, non-jock journalist—is because the W is so damn queer.

    Huh. And here I thought that the NBA owners’ tax write-off was so popular with the Subaru set because of the amazing skill involved.

    • Nephilium

      Here I was expecting it to be the Futurama scene.

      “No can dunk. But good fundamentals.”

    • slumbrew

      Judging from the coverage on ESPN, you’d think it was the most popular sport in the country.

    • rhywun

      Stop trying to make “queer” happen kthxbai.

      • Nephilium

        So you want to queer the deal?

      • MikeS

        It’s fine as long as he takes Pride in his actions.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Forget about the WNBA Comrade! True Justice requires you to watch and adore Women’s Soccer.

      Supporting the Women’s World Club is an investment in gender equality and progress. Women soccer players have consistently faced significant pay disparities compared to their male counterparts. While the U.S. Soccer Federation has promised to provide an equal rate of pay between men’s and women’s national senior teams, challenges remain – including endorsement deals, overall support, less investment, less opportunities to play outside of the national level, and less media exposure.

      To challenge these disparities and perceptions, we must unite in support of Women’s World Cup. We must create a world where women athletes are celebrated and the boundaries for possibility are continually expanded. By endorsing and celebrating women’s soccer at the highest level, we encourage young girls like mine to dream big, challenge societal norms, and pursue their passions courageously – not just on the field, but in all aspects of their lives.

      • rhywun

        It’s not fair that I make less than an NFL quarterback.

      • Pope Jimbo

        They should at least make as much as Deshaun Watson’s massage therapists.

      • Social Justice is Neither

        By their record they should make as much as a regional boys U-15 team. Equality!

  5. The Late P Brooks

    could she possibly look any different?

    Needs more fishing tackle.

  6. UnCivilServant

    I’m sick of this Body Positivity, We need more Body Negativity!

    Phantom Pride!

    • SDF-7

      They’ll see right through that.

    • Pope Jimbo

      We need a mixture of body positivity and body negativity. If we only have one type then the race will die out because opposites attract.

  7. Tundra

    Man, Trent had some spiders in his head.

    Great song, though.

    • Nephilium

      I have several old friends who had tales of Trent from back in the day.

  8. Sean

    I hate that I clicked a Slate link. 🙁

    • MikeS

      Dude

    • R.J.

      Agreed.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Bud Light needs to be the official beer of the WNBA.

    • Nephilium

      They’re already the official beer of the NFL.

      I will be sure to laugh at anyone I see wearing any of those, as they look like they would be free giveaways.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I don’t know if the Lions logo or the Bud Light logo would be more embarrassing to wear.

      • Nephilium

        Lions Browns Superbowl!

      • Pope Jimbo

        More like Vikings vs Browns this year. The fix is in!

        Caleb Noe from WCPO in Cincinnati hinted he might’ve uncovered the Super Bowl LVIII script — based on the logo’s colors. He tweeted, “Each of the last 2 years, the Super Bowl logo has featured a primary color of both teams in the game (The logo is revealed a year in advance).”

        “SB 56: Bengals-Orange, Rams-Yellow. SB 57: Eagles-Green, Chiefs-Red,” he opined.

        And according to his Super-Bowl-logo-color theory, next year’s edition sure looks purple, which would represent either the Minnesota Vikings or Baltimore Ravens in the championship.

        The colors would intimate some combination of this Super Bowl:

        Vikings vs. Chiefs
        Vikings vs. Bengals
        Vikings vs. Browns
        Ravens vs. Commanders
        Ravens vs. Cardinals
        Ravens vs. Buccaneers
        Ravens vs. 49ers

  10. The Other Kevin

    “Gen Z women are embracing large breasts in latest body positivity trend”

    I’ll look into that. (H/T Benny Hill)

  11. Pat

    When that funky bass loop kicks in. Bro.

    Personally, I think Tront did his finest work on this album.

  12. MikeS

    Sugarfree links day seems kind of apropos for this story:

    Boyfriend ‘waterboarded’ St. Kate’s student during 4-day dorm assault, charges allege

    According to the criminal complaint filed Monday, Sept. 11, Labatte found messages and pictures on the woman’s phone that “infuriated him.” He then allegedly grabbed the device and kept it away from the victim before repeatedly punching, choking, raping and threatening to kill her over the course of the weekend.

    On Saturday, Labatte forced her to lie down in her bathtub and “engaged in ‘water boarding’ ” by covering her mouth with a washcloth and pouring water over her from a bucket.

    Prosecutors also write that Labatte, while threatening the woman with a knife, “held her arm and said he was looking for the right vein to cut deep enough so no one could save her.”

    Court records show that he has been on probation in Yellow Medicine County since April for violating a restraining order involving another woman. Prosecutors in the western Minnesota county allege in a complaint filed in November that Labatte had sent unwanted messages to a student at a Granite Falls high school whom he had dated.

    In that case, a Yellow Medicine County judge gave Labatte a stay of adjudication on the condition that he remain law abiding and not make contact with the victim.

    This little psycho is only 19. God help the poor woman he runs across when he gets out.

    • SugarFree

      He’s perfect for a Marilyn Manson cover-band.

    • Tundra

      God help the poor woman he runs across when he gets out.

      God help him when the chick’s dad and/or brothers get ahold of him.

    • Sensei

      See, this guy plays on the female hot/crazy matrix.

      We men all scratch our head, but this guy will attract women. Until he is killed or winds up in prison. He will also have numerous children all with different mothers.

      • Fourscore

        LaBatt sounds Canadian

    • Suthenboy

      I am hesitant….thank the lying fucks at rolling stone for that.

      • milo

        Damn skippy. I have no idea about the true story here.
        Need to wait on it.

  13. The Late P Brooks

    we shouldn’t be so hasty to write her off.

    “Susanna and the Distinguished Members” sounds like a successful franchise. Maybe “Crossing the Aisle on a Wobbly Bridge” as a followup.

  14. The Other Kevin

    It used to be that a sex scandal would instantly kill a politician’s career. Doesn’t seem to matter much now, unless your name is Trump.

    • Nephilium

      Live boy or dead woman.

    • rhywun

      They say Biden’s first run for prez was derailed by plagiarism. It’s almost too hard to believe.

    • creech

      Didn’t a senator in Florida once win just by accusing his opponent of “matriculating” and that opponent’s wife was well known as a “thespian” in college?

      • Shpip

        One of the great apocryphal stories in Florida politics.

        A cynical speech supposedly aimed at unsophisticated Florida voters was attributed to [Florida Senate candidate George] Smathers in the April 17, 1950, edition of Time magazine:

        “Are you aware that Claude Pepper is known all over Washington as a shameless extrovert? Not only that, but this man is reliably reported to practice nepotism with his sister-in-law, he has a brother who is a known homo sapiens, and he has a sister who was once a thespian in wicked New York. Worst of all, it is an established fact that Mr. Pepper, before his marriage, habitually practiced celibacy.”

    • The Last American Hero

      There is a difference between some congress critter banging a lobbyist on the side and putting video of it on the internet for cash.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Honestly now, did the sex scandals kill his career, or just raw, unadulterated hate?

    • MikeS

      Out of respect for the legal process, we will have no further comment at this time,” Minnesota Freedom Fund communications director Noble Frank said in a statement.

      ALOL! Yeah, they’re known for respecting the legal process.

  15. Certified Public Asshat

    This is how I would sum up our summer of falling in love with “the W”: Our rapidly acquired and almost-cringey adoration of these exceptional athletes has made us referring to them as our romantic partners (and not just, you know, our “favorite players”) feel completely and utterly natural.

    Almost cringey.

    • Sean

      Almost?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Kinda like how WNBA players can almost dunk.

    • Ted S.

      Lesbian groupies.

    • rhywun

      Ugh, I’m reminded of the creepy stalker Madcow fanfic.

      • Common Tater

        Do not search for the Rachel Maddow Jezebel article.

  16. KK, Non-Man

    I’m in a commie hellhole within a commie hellhole

    https://ibb.co/qYXNVwW

    • slumbrew

      Hah, I guessed correctly!

      I know it’s a chain but we really enjoyed Boqueria last time we were there.

      • KK, Non-Man

        Since I haven’t been in this neighborhood for years, I asked my friend to pick a place. Hopefully the food is good.

        The G&T is flat

      • R.J.

        You’ll know you are in the final ring of Commie Hell when you see a big picture of Che Guevara.

      • Pat

        I wonder if the irony would be lost on them if you ordered a Cuba libre…

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Fuck, cut to the case and order a Negroni.

    • Old Man With Candy

      It kills me that being a vegetarian automatically associates me with the wokesters. I prefer woks to wokes, but preferences seem to be unbreakably bundled like cable channel packages.

  17. Sean

    Damn it, Palmetto State!

    A KS7 for $329?

    Must resist…

  18. KK, Non-Man

    Politicians (and pretty much anyone connected to them in the DC sphere), only have sex for power or financial gain. Watch the real-life documentary called “House of Cards”

    • EvilSheldon

      It makes sense then, with Gibson and her partner being into sex games centered around power exchanges.

      But there are some interesting factors at play here, pun very much intended. Think about how many of the seriously frigid/sexless people in our cultural elite, have been fucked up on prescription SSRIs since adolescence…

    • Fatty Bolger

      Spacey had some interesting comments on that. I always had the same feeling watching it.

      Actor Kevin Spacey says his Netflix show “House of Cards” isn’t that far from the reality of politics in Washington.

      “Look, for me, it’s like performance art,” he said Sunday on ABC’s “This Week.” “We can get done shooting on a day, and I’ll come home and turn on the news and think: ‘You know, our storylines are not that crazy, they’re really not.'”

      With some exceptions, “This Week” host George Stephanopoulos cut in, such as politicians murdering people who get in their way.

      “I’ve heard from lots of people,” Spacey said. “Some people feel that 99 percent of the show is accurate, and that the 1 percent that isn’t is that you could never get an education bill passed that quickly.”

  19. Certified Public Asshat

    So What if a Candidate Livestreamed Sex Acts with Her Husband?

    I would just like to say, I will continue to stigmatize golden showers.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      The transgression here isn’t connected to sex as much as it is to privacy — it’s like somebody giving you a chance to watch them vacate their bowels, something that remains taboo for complicated and long-term reasons that might not stand for long if some candidate decided to test it. (If you’re a candidate, this is not a dare. I have a weak heart and might not be able to withstand it.)

      Uh

  20. SugarFree

    Honestly, I’ve been telling you people that politicians are perverts into horrible sex stuff for years. Did you think I was being humorous?

    • KK, Non-Man

      They’re not, though. They’re sexless & frigid.

      • R.J.

        Only around you. They sense your Glibness. When you leave they pull out the party hats and drop trou. It’s like that Eddie Murphy sketch where he pretended to be white. Sadly NBC feels I cannot share that from Youtube due to copyrights.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I was expecting the Politico article to say ‘hey, at least she isn’t associated with Jeffrey Epstein’ (yet)

    • EvilSheldon

      Uncomfortable humor is still humor.

    • milo

      I honestly didn’t think you were serious. I apologize.
      Let’s wake more people like me up.

    • milo

      I honestly didn’t think you were serious. I apologize.
      Let’s wake more people like me up.

  21. rhywun

    The best NIN album doesn’t get any respect anymore; nice to hear something from it again.

  22. Tundra

    Vivek on POTP

    I’m not sure how I feel about the guy, but this is a good conversation.

    • R.J.

      We are all so burned by politicians who seemed OK and then went nuts that it is only natural to view Vivek with suspicion. He’s too good.
      Tell you what. If he goes off his rocker by the time the election happens, I will drop a $5 bill in your mailbox. If he doesn’t, you have to do the same for me. You in?

      • Tundra

        He wants to attack Mexico. I find that pretty crazy.

        But sure, I’m in.

      • R.J.

        Ok. Whee!

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m not sure either. I really like what he has to say, but it seems too good to be true, and there are people I follow who claim he’s fake and/or some kind of plant.

      • KK, Non-Man

        I’m on the Manchurian Candidate bus

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        He is this seasons Ross Perot.

    • Common Tater

      I didn’t click on it, but in spite of the link having “anti-trans” twice, it probably isn’t.

  23. DEG

    But they eventually throw in a pic Sydney Sweeney.

    She’s hot. Though am I missing something with the alt-txt?

    But never before Gibson’s case has a politician’s hot video action spread on the internet.

    Didn’t the New York Post a year or so ago cover a politician that hired a prostitute to make a sex tape/political ad?

    • R.J.

      Sydney Sweeney: I looked her up. She was in Dead Ant, which I posted last year. Must have been one of the hot girls who got eaten.

      • SugarFree

        Her breakout was HBO’s Euphoria, where she showed her awesome boobs, but not as often as the transgirl on the show. 🙁

      • milo

        Sorry to burst into here.
        Never heard of this chick. Never heard of all the ancillary people around her.
        Is she important other than her boobs?
        I understand that actresses in the past were judged on their looks. Holy Fook. That is why they are what they are.
        Boobs…muscles…these are popular. In what order is your kink.

      • milo

        Sorry to burst into here.
        Never heard of this chick. Never heard of all the ancillary people around her.
        Is she important other than her boobs?
        I understand that actresses in the past were judged on their looks. Holy Fook. That is why they are what they are.
        Boobs…muscles…these are popular. In what order is your kink.

      • milo

        Damn squirrels.

      • milo

        Damn squirrels.

      • Common Tater

        LOL

      • Robonerfherder

        but not as often as the transgirl on the show

        How very HBO

      • DEG

        Huh. You’d think I’d remember this.

    • SugarFree

      Futurama quote.

    • MikeS

      They built them with tax dollars and as dog is my witness, they’ll fix them with tax dollars!

      • R.J.

        If I recall correctly, Volkswagen had to build them as part of the dieselgate saga. Nobody said they had to maintain the stuff. And we all know how reliable modern Volkswagens are.

      • Sensei

        One of the providers, Electrify America.

        The others need another excuse.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Oldest excuse; there is no money in it, and they aren’t required to by force of law.

  24. Ownbestenemy

    Moving day is upon me. Weather looks good with some scattered storms along the way. We plan on a big drive first day and then normal 8 hours after.

    We set off tomorrow. House was appraised and as long as VA doesn’t dick me around, close the 29th.

    It was weird leaving my empty office that I practically built when we commissioned the new ATCT.

    • Tundra

      Congrats!

      Moving sucks, but new adventures make it worth it.

      Good luck!

    • KK, Non-Man

      Safe travels!!!

    • MikeS

      Godspeed!

    • DEG

      Best wishes!

    • R.J.

      Woohoo!

    • Fourscore

      Hope the house closing goes smoothly with no surprises. Good luck

    • Common Tater

      Go you!

    • Pat

      Congrats!

    • slumbrew

      Safe travels!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Mosel Tov!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Wagons, ho!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Wagons, east!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Going 70 this time. I’ve driven 40 so many times going to OKC I don’t want to anymore.

      Plan on Denver on arriving in Denver on Friday. Any great dog friendly eateries I should look for?

      • Pat

        I got most of the way here by way of 40 (then to 84). Parts of the journey through AZ and NM were nice enough that I’d have detoured a bit if I didn’t have limited miles and time with the Uhaul.

      • robc

        AFAICT, every restaurant in CO is dog friendly.

      • Tundra

        Where are you staying? Golden is a good stop with plenty of dog friendly places.

    • Mojeaux

      OBE, email me and I’ll give you my cell in case we can meet up (not sure that can happen with a moving van, tho). moriah at moriahjovan dot com

    • Sean

      Good luck.

  25. Pope Jimbo

    I feel bad that you think all politicians are whores. Here in Sunny Minnesoda, our pols are totes wonderful.

    His drive to run for the office emerged from an intense period of reflection in the months after his injury, during which Stevenson connected with a support group for family members of Minnesotans killed or wounded in encounters with police.

    “He got a chance to see what it feels like for Black people to try to stand up against injustice,” said the group’s founder, Toshira Garraway, who has come to count Stevenson as a dear friend.

    The group, which counts the families of Floyd, Amir Locke and Winston Smith as members, helped Stevenson grapple with, as he has put it, “what it means to be a white man shot in the struggle for Black liberation.”

    * Imagine this guy bumping uglies with that other yahoo above. I’m sure the “tips” would come pouring in and he would easily win.

    • Tundra

      Only days earlier, Stevenson had been moved by the Minneapolis Police Department’s murder of George Floyd.

      “I’m not gonna go back inside until he (Floyd) gets justice,” Stevenson remembered thinking.

      Everyone in this article can fuck off.

      • Pope Jimbo

        You were not inspired by his bravery?

        Not even 15 minutes earlier – just after 6:30 p.m. on May 31, 2020 – Stevenson had arrived at this latest protest, near the University of Minnesota. He had barely time to get his bearings. Someone with a bullhorn shouted, “White bodies to the front!” Stevenson said he obliged, helping form a line between other protestors and the Minneapolis Police Department (MPD) officers in SWAT gear lobbing flash-bang stun grenades toward the crowd.

      • Tundra

        Oh, he’s stunning and brave all right:

        Patients would come in with health problems like depression, obesity, or diabetes that had little to do with their desire to exercise or eat their fruits and vegetables – and a lot to do with the circumstances of their socioeconomic status. Over and over, Stevenson encountered patients whose biggest unmet need was housing. He remembered one patient coming in with high blood pressure, and the doctor sending her home with a prescription – and a cookbook for Mediterranean meals. On a follow-up visit, a friend of the patient confessed to the doctor that the cookbook wouldn’t do much good: She lived in a tent in the park.

        “It was clear that this patient was not unhealthy because of their own fault,” Stevenson said. “This patient was unhealthy because she couldn’t afford to sleep in a home.”

        Yes, it wasn’t her fault that she ate like shit and took a lot of drugs.

      • rhywun

        “White bodies to the front!”

        😂🤣

        It’s like a reverse South Park episode.

    • EvilSheldon

      Sometimes the LARPing gets really real…

    • R.J.

      Again with the look. Weak chin, giant glasses, underfed.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      He isn’t for real, he pulled his mask down.

  26. Urthona

    Not really fair. Whenever I embrace large breasts I get arrested.

    • The Last American Hero

      Just make sure they are Gen Z breasts. Millennial ta tas are usually possessed by members of #metoo and cuomosexuals.

  27. Fourscore

    “We’ll run out of money when we run out of trees”

    /Ron Paul

    • Tundra

      They’ll be fine. It’s Wisconsin – I think booze is subsidized.

  28. kinnath

    Paul Williams

    I remember watching this live.

  29. Fatty Bolger

    The pol and her cucksband lose me when they start talking about how publicizing her past is literally revenge porn. They took money, that makes it a job, and talking about what people did in their former jobs crosses no line, written or unwritten.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Plus, they put it on the frickin’ internet. Of course someone is gonna find it and pass it around, it ain’t yours anymore.

    • Ownbestenemy

      She should have just owned it but the route she is taking isn’t going to go over well.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        It will work just fine with the Dems. Oh those Republicans are so mean and they are victimizing this poor woman.

    • Nephilium

      I wonder what all the people talking about revenge porn think about unsealing sealed divorce records to torpedo a senatorial candidate?

  30. Gender Traitor

    Greetings from the lovely shore of Lake Huron in St. Ignace, MI. It is scenic and relaxing here, but I find myself having trouble communicating via email or text. Thank goodness I could log on to Glibs or I might have gone into serious withdrawal.

    • Pat

      Damn kids and their smart phones…

    • MikeS

      You made it across the bridge!

      • Gender Traitor

        😃👍

    • R.J.

      I was looking for original, untouched Star Wars. My copy was unopened. I gave it to my wife’s grandma.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      She must be gunning for a seat in Congress.

      • Raven Nation

        Did the Boebert news hit Glibs yet?

      • MikeS

        The one where she thought she was black and in a movie theater?

      • MikeS

        Oh. I got her mixed up with her frenemy.

      • MikeS

        OK. It was her

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Oh no! A mixed relationship. He’s a Democrat! We can’t have any of that mixing in these parts!

        Also, that’s quite the outfit for a movie theater.

      • Tundra

        Not yet.

        Looks like she had some bolt-ons installed.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s because large breasts are now being embraced.

      • DEG

        I poked around for some pictures of her. This one and this one (a little harder to tell) make me think not implants and either the dress/weight gain/bra cause her to look bigger.

    • Sean

      That’s a either rough 32, or a fantastic Macaulay Culkin impersonator.

      • R.J.

        Best comment.

    • tarran

      I wonder how distantly she is related to Ed Kemper?

      • Ozymandias

        I lurk for comments like these.

  31. Common Tater

    “A St. Louis family will receive a settlement of $745 million after their daughter was tragically killed when she was hit by a 20-year-old driver who was huffing nitrous oxide as she left work in October 2020.

    The trial hinged on whether or not lawyers could prove that the manufacturers of Whip-It! worked in cahoots with a smoke shop to sell the nitrous oxide, also known as laughing gas, which is inhaled through a balloon, in the knowledge that purchasers would abuse the substance.

    Marissa Politte, 25, was hit by an SUV being driven by 20-year-old Trenton Geiger shortly after he had been inhaling Whip It! This caused him to fall asleep at the wheel, documents in the case state. Geiger’s parents were the owners of the car.

    Marissa was leaving her job at the Ballwin Total Access Urgent Care on outskirts of St. Louis at the time.

    Prior to the crash, authorities said that Geiger disposed of the nitrous oxide chargers, known as ‘whippets,’ in a wooded area. He bought the laughing gas at a smoke shop named the Coughing Cardinal in Des Peres, Missouri.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12513767/Grieving-parents-Missouri-urgent-care-worker-25-awarded-745MILLION-lawsuit-driver-high-Whip-nitrous-oxide-smashed-daughter-killed-her.html

    That doesn’t make sense.

    • R.J.

      Whip its last for maybe 20 seconds as a high. And you don’t pass out. Either way they are not responsible for that dingus’ bad decisions.

      • Common Tater

        “Whip its last for maybe 20 seconds as a high. And you don’t pass out. ”

        Exactly, and no one brought that up in court?

    • rhywun

      Idiot juries like this are why we have to show ID to buy whipped cream now.

      • Common Tater

        They thought he was Alex Jones.

  32. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    So, in ZWAK news. Two days ago I got fitted for an orthotic (AFO) for my drop foot. Game Changer! I can walk 100% better, and without my cane if I am in the house or on short trips outside (get the garbage, things like that) and I have a feeling I will be walking almost normally in a year. I will still use my cane, but mostly for balance and in case I get tired. It also seems to take a lot of the weird pressure off of my back (funny, walking with a normal gait is good for you?) and I wish they had proscribed this years ago.

    I am very happy about this. Of course, today they called about the results of my last MRI and I have degenerative disc disease. So, yay?

    • Don escaped Texas

      hang in there

    • Tundra

      Great news! After years of foot issues, a surgeon determined that my gait was fucked up. Got orthotics and went back to 100%.

      Sorry to hear about the discs. This is a fabulous article about backs and weight training:

      https://startingstrength.com/article/back-pain-and-back-strength

      Good luck, Zwak. I hope the rehab goes well and you come out of it better stronger faster!

    • DEG

      This is good news.

  33. prolefeed

    “It’s not for the police to tell me what’s constitutional or not. They haven’t supported one, not one, gun violence effort in the State of New Mexico… It’s not a ban, it’s a temporary pause to make our communities safer,” Lujan Grisham said.

    “If you haven’t supported my previous unconstitutional gun grabbing, then STFU about my current unconstitutional gun grabbing. One month to slow the spread of gun violence!”

    • Don escaped Texas

      One month to slow the spread

      I laffed

      • prolefeed

        The Bee had a snarky AF article about this, but keep getting server error messages when I try to post it …

      • MikeS

        New Mexico Governor Suspends First Amendment To Silence Criticism Over Suspending Second Amendment

        “I am officially declaring that people criticizing me for stripping constitutional rights is a public health emergency,” she said when making the controversial announcement. “Due to the terrifying response to my second amendment decision, I am feeling really bad about myself and now have no choice but to suspend the First Amendment as well. So…you know…be quiet. QUIET!”

    • MikeS

      Wow. The lady is something else. She’s now tripling down, or maybe quadrupling down?

      • Tundra

        That’s the dopiest shit I’ve read.

        Time to call the experiment in electing chicks a failure yet?

      • "RFK Apologist"

        I don’t know, I rather liked that young Scandinavian prime Minister. She seemed dumber than a doorknob, but that’s par for the course in politics

      • Don escaped Texas

        TRO

      • "RFK Apologist"

        If she is half as based as AMLO, she’s alright by me. AMLO is a filthy leftist, but he’s pissed off a lot of important people in America which will always appreciate. She’s probably some PRI figurehead, though

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        “How would you feel in a city or a community if people had handguns in their belts, on parks, near schools, on public trails, at the grocery store?”

        I dunno. Safer?

      • EvilSheldon

        I live in that community right this minute. It’s fine.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      At least she doesn’t have a sex tape out and hasn’t been kicked out of a movie theater.

      • Ted S.

        Yet.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      I like the cut of his jib!

    • MikeS

      I hope this fine gentleman starts a GoFundMe for bail.

    • rhywun

      LOL the grin says it all

    • R.J.

      I would love footage of him doing the deeds. I imagine he cackled as he ran off.

  34. Hyperion

    “The Nicest Parts of Hell”

    Somewhere East of West Balmer?

    • rhywun

      Some might recall his rather offensive and short-sided comment claiming that plus-size and trans women don’t fit into the “fantasy” that Victoria’s Secret aims to promote.

      New Soviet man loves the fat folds and the girl dick.

      honestly, we’re siding with Lizzo here

      No way.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        “New Soviet man loves the fat folds”

        According to a Russian coworker of mine, they did a survey of Russian men and found that 90% of them loved fat women. The other 10% loved really fat women.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Next up: svimvear!”

    • Hyperion

      Wow, talk about a blast from the past, I love it!

    • Common Tater

      “Nick Fuentes says here in his own words. He is not against “grooming underage children”.

      This is not out of context this is what he actually believes. This is legit pedophilia & exactly why I publicly said I cannot support Nick anymore.”

      Not out of context? He clearly says “groomed for marriage”. Not that I don’t think he’s a secretly gay racist assclown, but if I recall, there has been drama between him and Baked Alaska for some time.

      • MikeS

        Yeah, I have no idea who either of these guys are, but this video “proof” is very cut-and-spliced. And even with the extensive editing, I still get the vibe he does not believe what the poster says he does.

  35. Hyperion

    Big boobs are entirely overrated. What makes a woman beautiful is: Hips, ass, legs. It’s almost all in the pelvic region. Boobs are nice, C cups, nice shape, like my wife has, but hips and ass are the most important thing for a woman.

  36. Hyperion

    Talking about Uruguay again. We like the prospect because it seem safe and they speak some English and Portuguese and last time I checked our dollar is about 45:1 to their currency and our REAL is about 5:1. It looks good, need to explore more…

    • "RFK Apologist"

      Have you considered Paraguay? I’ve heard good things as far as low crime. Dollar might go far there. I’m not sure

    • Robonerfherder

      Uruguay has the best gun laws in South America. It’s not the US, but not many place are.

      It has a relatively right leaning government for South America.

      It produces ten times the food it needs.

      The people are generally mono-ethnic (Spanish and Italian) and have a work ethic.

      Downsides: High tax rate, bureaucratic

      • Robonerfherder

        And a population of 3.5M in a country almost twice the size of Virginia (8.5M)

        Most of which live in a single metro, Montevideo

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I knew a pretty blonde lady from there, but not long enough to ask her about it.

    • Hyperion

      lol, gotta love it

    • Tundra

      Fine, but she should be in jail awaiting trial.