IFLA: The “About That…” Edition of the Horoscope for the Week of October 22

by | Oct 22, 2023 | IFLA | 215 comments

Unlike last week which was just about War, this week’s skies have more going on– although most of them are still about War.  I’m going to have to read a bit more closely that I usually do for you guys, and frankly some of the signs really don’t make much sense in these modern times.  I mean, there is clearly something there on Monday about a girl and a waterbed, but who has a waterbed these days?

The Mars – Jupiter Retrograde thing continues this week, so the war isn’t going to end.  In fact, there will be a major even in said war on Thursday.  At that point, Mercury gets involved, as it conjoins with Mars. This being in Scorpio, it’s going to be bad news, so the major event isn’t going to be a sudden reconciliation, or Taylor Swift bringing the belligerents to weeping placidity by the power of her singing or anything like that.

It’s not all badness, there is some definite romance going on, especially if you’re either a woman or interested in women.  On Monday, there is what looks like a series of events with two chaos engines (Mercury and the Moon) working against each other, leading to a positive outcome for you.  There is an indication that this positive outcome is romance related because of the position of Venus relative to all of this but it’s not definite.  What is significantly-more definitely sex-related is on Wednesday when you have an archetypical Moon-Venus pairing happening with the moon in Pisces.

Libra: Page of Swords reversed – Watch your back.

Scorpio: 5 of Wands – Games, competition, camaraderie, bath house activities.

Sagittarius: 9 of Cups – Rising high, then something goes wrong.

Capricorn: The Hermit reversed – A problem though put in the past comes back.

Aquarius: 5 of Swords -wreaking havoc to your advantage.

Pisces: The Star – A mixed bag – very good and very bad things happening, loss and redemption, that sort of thing.

Aries: 8 of Swords – having extremely limited option for very bad reasons.

Taurus: Knight of Cups – Someone bears gifts.

Gemini: Strength reversed – Everything going right… almost.

Cancer: 9 of Swords reversed – Inflicting great distress on another.

Leo: The Tower reversed – Can we not talk about this one?

Virgo: 10 of Cups – There a lot of people, and they’re very upset with you.

I find this recording to be interesting — Perry Farrell is clearly in decline, but holy shit the instrumentalists are so solid.  Navarro and Perkins are just flat better than they were in 1987.

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215 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Sagittarius: 9 of Cups – Rising high, then something goes wrong.

    Sudden unplanned disassembly?

  2. Gender Traitor

    Scorpio: 5 of Wands – Games, competition, camaraderie, bath house activities.

    Hide the Sausage??

  3. Sean

    “Cancer: 9 of Swords reversed – Inflicting great distress on another.”

    I shall smite my enemies.

  4. DEG

    Nice dog videos.

    I mean, there is clearly something there on Monday about a girl and a waterbed, but who has a waterbed these days?

    A friend of mine has one. I think he is down to only one girlfriend right now.

    Can we not talk about this one?

    Depends. Is it sufficiently shitty?

    • R.J.

      Perhaps. I enacted my own labor:

      REVERSED: Personal transformation, fear of change, averting disaster

      • Not Adahn

        This is the hippie-dippie new age “interpretation.” Read the OG from The Key to the Tarot.

      • DEG

        I read that as “hippie-dippie dog age”.

    • juris imprudent

      Too freakin’ windy to grill, but I have some plans for the week.

      having extremely limited option for very bad reasons.

      But maybe I won’t count on those plans.

  5. KK, Non-Man

    but who has a waterbed these days?

    Youth football coaching legend 3 Year Letterman. And he paid cash.

    • kinnath

      I had one for decades, then my back got old.

      • milo

        Holy crap. That deserves to be on a t-shirt.

  6. KK, Non-Man

    I keep hearing a Vespa revving up inside my RV.

    Oh, wait. That’s just a Chihuahua growling at the neighbor dogs out the window.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yM2Y5M8mGH8

    • Sean

      So fierce!

  7. DEG

    OT: Gun shop refuses to run background check for Antifa member

    Mark Iannicelli says the Florence Gun Shop won’t give him one, meaning he can’t get the gun that he bought online when he lived in Colorado. Iannicelli said a routine background check, required to get his already purchased gun — has turned into a major headache.

    “It’s because I had given him this business card, and he said he didn’t feel good about it because he didn’t support Antifa, and I explained to him it’s more like a movement,” Iannicelli said, referring to a card he had presented to the gun store owner that included links to several websites about self defense, including one operated by a Portland-based Antifa group. “You know I have never actually gone up there and marched with Antifa, but he was adamant he wasn’t going to sell me the firearm.”

    • kinnath

      Bake that Cake!

    • Gustave Lytton

      Ha ha. Eat it progtard.

      Why the fuck would you a) have a business card with that crap? B) give it to your gun shop? Most I’ve ever given them was cash, credit card, ID, and CHL (when that skipped to the front of the background check lime).

      • Chafed

        👍

    • Don escaped Texas

      store violated his 2nd Amendment rights

      the state of Oregon owns the store

      or

      dumbass has no idea why the Constitution was framed the way it was and what it means

      • prolefeed

        He is technically correct that his Second Amendment rights have been violated, but is unlikely to have the epiphany that the people who have passed laws requiring background checks are the ones who have violated them, not the gun store owner forced into being a defacto enforcer for the ATF under threat of being jailed, sued, or having his license revoked.

    • juris imprudent

      He bought the gun online when he lived in Colorado? What possible reason did he have for getting an Oregon gun shop to run a background check?

      • Chafed

        I was wondering the same thing. Between that and the business card, he is to stupid to own a gun.

      • R C Dean

        I’m wondering how all the gun laws about residency, taking delivery, etc. work for that. If you are a Colorado resident, you can’t take delivery in Oregon. Is he an Oregon resident now? How long ago did he buy the gun? Can you buy a gun as a resident of one state and take delivery as a resident of another?

        Plus, the gun store owner is just avoiding liability here by not agreeing to facilitate a gun purchase by a member of a known domestic terror organization.

      • juris imprudent

        It used to be, that under federal law you can only buy a gun in your state of residence, unless you are out of your own state but in one that has a reciprocal agreement with your home state; and it may have been limited to long guns. I can’t imagine that you could actually change residency mid-purchase (even assuming a waiting period between retail sale and actual delivery).

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I would assume that he was staying in CO, while still a legal resident of OR, and bought a firearm online to be shipped to a store in OR, where he would pick it up.

      • R C Dean

        “he bought online when he lived in Colorado”

        Doesn’t sound like he was just visiting.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Online shopping. You can do it from anywhere.

        But, my mother and her husband have a legal address in South Dakota, but are there only one day a year. The rest of the time they are RVing. They aren’t gun people, but if they were, they could choose something online and would have to have it shipped to SoDak, as that is what the drivers licenses say, and they have an legal address there, even though it is just a drop box at a remailer.

      • DEG

        I read it as he moved between buying the gun and taking delivery of the gun, and then since he was not in Colorado, had it shipped to Oregon.

        I bought my Tavor from a local dealer that had to order it as he had none in stock. It arrived about a month after I placed the order. That’s when I went through the background check and took delivery.

      • DEG

        Under Federal law, if you are not a licensee (i.e. FFL holder):
        – you may purchase long arms via a face-to-face transaction in any state subject to the laws of that state and your home state.
        – you may only purchase handguns via a face-to-face transaction in your state of residence OR if not in your state of residence, if the handgun is shipped to a FFL01 in your home state who will then run a background check and make sure you are legal under the laws of your home state
        – You may purchase any firearm in any state via a non-face-to-face transaction (i.e. through Shotgun News ad, GunBroker sale, etc.) only if the firearm is shipped to a FFL01 in your home state who will then run a background check and make sure you are legal under the laws of your home state.

    • Sukkoi19

      During my interview with ATF and at every inspection I have endured ATF makes sure to tell you that if for any reason what so ever you feel uncomfortable with the transfer then you are under no obligation to complete it. Hell I even have a poster hanging in my shop provided by ATF that states the same.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Yep, participant in a criminal movement dedicated to the violent overthrow of established government is at least two checkboxes on the 4473. Possibly three for mental illness.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        “But everyone in Portland loves us! We even have our own soccer team.”

        /Portland proggie.

      • Chafed

        Lol. I’m sure that’s the thinking.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I think it was KK and Prolefeed who, int he am comments, said that proggie friends of there’s in Portland were both “nah, not much bad stuff around here”. I live an hour south on the 5 and, yes, it is a shit hole that is confined to small areas, but those areas are pretty bad. Likewise, a friend in SF will tell you that it isn’t that bad, just downtown, but not were he lives, the Outer Sunset.

        In other words, if you don’t want to see it, it ain’t there.

      • Chafed

        That reminds me, I have a business meeting in SF late next year. It will be in downtown. I need to get my concealed carry permit before then.

      • Gustave Lytton

        My relations there say the same as Prole’s. I’ve work all over the area and there are pockets, but there’s also more riffraff and overflow into “good” areas. The bad areas are just awful. Nothing like it was ten or 15 years ago. I’ve worked downtown and it’s out of control. Had a brief blip a year ago where it seemed to be getting better but it totally backslid. Crazies, druggies, and bums who have no fear and know there’s no consequences. Trash and graffiti in far too many spots.

        Worse, PBOT and ODOT have totally fucked up the roads and squandered millions, enabling a lot of the above.

        Also fuck that cuntestain carpetbagger Kotex. This is partially her mess. And rather than being held to account, she’s using it to further consolidate power in the state under herself. Maybe the Hamas supporters will toss her off the roof of Mahonia Hall.

      • Ted S.

        Nice avatar.

      • westernsloper

        Whatever Fed.

  8. Tres Cool

    Virgo: 10 of Cups – There a lot of people, and they’re very upset with you.

    Lovely.

    • Chafed

      So, just another day?

    • milo

      They need to get in line. I’m pretty upset with most of them too.

    • milo

      They need to get in line. I’m pretty upset with most of them too.

    • milo

      Jeebus. I hate squirrels.

    • Chafed

      I’ll help you.

    • Suthenboy

      Daily Mail…that is an English publication isn’t it?
      DDG – Ah, yes it is, so they are prohibited by law from telling the truth. Got it.

  9. LCDR_Fish

    Couple catch-up comments from the last few posts.

    1. Carney’s pic is from 2018 – ships generally look like ass during deployment. We don’t have a shortage of haze grey, but unless you’re pierside for more than a couple days for a port visit, the deckhands probably aren’t going over the side to paint the hull (unless you get a directive for a very special port or something else). Now…we do have fewer deck seaman per ship who we can use for free labor than a few years ago – but if the ship isn’t doing anything, plenty of other junior sailors will get voluntold to grind/paint/etc.

    2. I’ve said it before…but this gov’t shutdown stuff is always such a pain in the ass for being a military (reservist) member and working with a lot of military folks. Not knowing if you’re getting paid on time (I recall my deployment in 2011 when at least one paycheck got delayed), and our deployment got delayed several times in 2013 due to sequestration (once just a couple days prior to expected departure – which really messed up some folks who were storing vehicles or changing rentals, etc). More to the point for the moment…I don’t know that any major commands have actually released their full operational funding for this FY yet – and we’re talking about trying to fill billets/orders that should have been in place before 1 Oct (I’m still waiting to see if I might make it to Japan later in the year, but the orders were originally supposed to be in Aug/Sep for a 1 Oct report date).

    ….I’ll post more later when I remember what else there was I wanted to reply to.

    • UnCivilServant

      Speaking of painting, how did yours turn out?

    • creech

      Does military still have brevet promotions where,say, a major can do the work of a light colonel even before his promotion is confirmed?

      • Fourscore

        I don’t know about brevet but as a 1st Lt in Spain I was slotted in a major’s position, I got to be a captain and payed the captain’s pay. As an EM I was often slotted in a higher pay grade position as were the juniors that worked for me.

      • Fourscore

        There are ‘acting jack’ positions but always paid as to what one’s real grade was. Could wear the acting stripes, for what’s that’s worth.

      • dbleagle

        There is a process called “frocking” that is sometimes used for officers. You must already be selected for promotion and working in a position that calls for the higher rank. As set of orders can be issued allowing you to wear the higher rank, but you don’t get the pay until your promotion date is met.

        e.g. A Major is selected for promotion to Lieutenant Colonel and the promotion list is published. The Major is then selected for battalion command, which is a LTC position. The higher HQ can request frocking to reflect the position occupied. The frocked officer then wears the insignia but is paid as a MAJ until their number on the list is promoted. The frocked rank is gone, and the pay upped to reflect their new actual rank. (It can take 12-18 months to promote everybody off a promotion list and a battalion command is usually ~24 months.)

      • juris imprudent

        And the last 6-12 months in a position is focused on the next promotion/position.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Are people still putting the stupid (P) behind their rank once the promotion lists are released and before they get the actual promotion?

      • dbleagle

        I have been retired for 11 years but work supporting the military. I don’t see that particular habit much anymore.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Thank you Jesus.

        The height of ridiculous was seeing a SPC (P). That’s what fucking CPL is for.

      • Rat on a train

        As a specialist I was an acting first sergeant for three weeks during a training deployment because there were only four of us on rear detail. My platoon sergeant was acting CO. He suggested attaching us to another company for the duration but they insisted we stay separate. We didn’t get to wear the rank.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Technically…in some cases if selected for promotion, there may also be backdated pay. I prefer the way the Reserves work where most positions are filled 1 up or 1 down. Ie. If the billet is advertised as a LCDR billet, it can be filled by a CDR or an LT depending on the nature of the billet (pending any other specific requirements).

      • Rat on a train

        At least in the Army Reserve, soldiers were shuffled up or down to clear a billet so someone could get promoted. We also had some double billets. Getting a billet in a prime unit was like winning the lottery.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of Austin Texas- I guess Formula Hype-brid is in town.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    He bought the gun online when he lived in Colorado? What possible reason did he have for getting an Oregon gun shop to run a background check?

    That jumped out at me, too. Maybe he has an Oregon driver’s license.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    Thanks NA for showing the other end of puppyhood. We’ve been crashing hard at the GL household, particularly the missus. We’ve had a puppy before and thought we had it under control. Nope. I haven’t worked a full day in the office all week because it’s stressing my wife out too much. To the point where we were going to take the puppers back or rehome her before she got any older. Started puppy class three weeks earlier than we had planned and a puppy play date yesterday. Both were good and watching the McCann dog training videos on YT has helped.

    • Suthenboy

      Heh. My dogs are all 10+ yo. They sleep, they eat, they sleep, they shit, they sleep….God, I wish I could sleep like they do.
      Anyway, no puppy drama around here.
      *Paid $100 for a carry holster back in puppy days. Five minutes after I got home with it one of the puppies decided the holster would make an excellent chew toy. That was some years ago.
      This year my wife bought for me a replacement holster, a very nice one.

      • Sean

        Ouch.

      • Don escaped Texas

        I have the same in brown with retention snap for the G30: excellent

      • milo

        nobody sleeps as well as a puppy. I understand your envy.
        Kidney stones have recently kept me up. Makes for a long night.
        Just reminds me that I am not a writer.
        Awake? Well…let’s write.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Yeah, puppy ownership has put a substantial drain on my weekday activities’, and now to help the wife out when she works from home, I am chief doggie daycare officer.

      A year in, and she is still a spaz, with very little hope of a quick change.

      • Tres Cool

        Marta the Shepherd has, in just the past couple of months, developed destructive separation anxiety (even tho’ she’s in the company of the 2 boxers)..
        I’m shopping for a new couch. But until that arrives, I just re-upped her trazadone prescription. If Jugsy (primarily WFH) has to go to one of her sites, Marta gets the Keith Richards treatment.

      • Aloysious

        Marta gets a really bad hairdo?

    • Not Adahn

      I still need to repair my wall and kitchen floor from Lily’s puppyhood.

    • Mojeaux

      Reasons #426, 427, and 428 why I don’t want a dog.

      • rhywun

        I’m still coming across stuff my kitties (RIP) chewed up. Recently, a pair of flip flops and the underside of a laundry basket (that one baffles me).

      • Tres Cool

        To be fair, the couch had a pretty short shelf life one Jugsy made it her “home office”.
        It wasn’t designed to hold a Size 24 for 18 hours at a time. It’s pretty compressed.

      • Chafed

        You are a good man defending your dog, Tres.

    • westernsloper

      My pup is an old pup, (8 months now) and he is hilarious. A prob sometimes but mostly not. He just Just makes me smile.

  13. one true athena

    catching up on AM lynx

    for KK –

    Land o Lakes makes lactose free Half and Half in a quart size. It looks the same as their usual one with a small purple banner on it. Hopefully you can request it at your supermarket if they don’t currently carry it.

  14. Shpip

    Familiarity breeds contempt? Or just a bad seed?

    The estranged son of Metro Nashville Police Department Chief John Drake has been confirmed as the suspect wanted for shooting two LaVergne Police officers, and is wanted on two counts of attempted first degree murder.

    Dark & cynical Shpip sez: Looks like Maegan Hall isn’t the only member of the La Vergne police that can catch a load.

    • juris imprudent

      Chief Drake’s son, 38-year-old John C. Drake, Jr., a convicted felon

      He’s been a grown-ass man for 20 years, not the responsibility of his father. That said, the old irony about sons of cops and preachers.

  15. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    So, Janes Addiction. I am going to be blunt, but one of the reasons that they were so powerful back in the late-ish 80’s was the bass lines. Eric Avery laid down some of the best bass in the LA area, and that includes such wild genre divergence as Sunset Strip metal, Compton gangster rap, beachside funk, and OC Hardcore. He, as the kids say, had good flow, and conducted much of Jane’s music to were they wanted to go; namely a hard, druggy psychodelia. Once he bailed, mainly due to Farrell’s ego dominating everything, the band fell apart. Perkins and Navarro aren’t bad, by any means, but that rumbly yet languid bottom end he provided, along with songs he wrote, is so absent post Ritual. This piece not only has a failing Farrell, but no Avery. It just isn’t worth it.

    Kinda like seeing Bauhaus with no David J. It just… isn’t.*

    Aquarius: 5 of Swords -wreaking havoc to your advantage. I don’t know if losing tiny springs from a .22 Hornet I just acquired is to my advantage, nor do I think cancelling plans to be in Florence this weekend is great, but, on the plus side, I am learning the intricacies of a vintage Savage bolt, cleaning the heck out of my shop, and the wife is no longer sick. So, OK, I guess?

    *I do have reasons for my contrarianism, most of the time.

    • Tres Cool

      Bauhaus w/o Peter Murphy is just Love & Rockets.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        And that is why I said David J.

        (he and Murphy Hate each other.)

    • Not Adahn

      Eric Avery and Chris Chaney are tag-teaming in and out with the band, but I don’t think Avery’s on any of the newest albums. He is currently touring (I think) with JA.

      All of them have turned into adults playing music professionally, and they are getting old. Dave Navarro, who had an immune system so strong he could fuck Carmen Electra bareback in the middle of a road hasn’t toured for years because he’s got the Long Coof.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Good to hear that Avery is back in the swing.

        Navarro’s “long covid” sounds more like long term damage from too much heroin.

  16. Not Adahn

    Date with IT lady went very well, though she doesn’t do the needful on the first date.

    • Mojeaux

      She didn’t pick up the check?

      • Not Adahn

        You Mormons have weird euphemisms.

      • R.J.

        My wife didn’t help me with term papers until the fourth date.

      • Mojeaux

        Was her handshake firm enough or did she have that little touchy-fingers thing going on?

      • Tres Cool

        /tingles

      • Not Adahn

        She put my hard drive into a solid state.

    • UnCivilServant

      Wait, wait, wait, you found an IT Lady who wasn’t already married? Or are you the side dude?

      • Not Adahn

        Divorcee.

    • milo

      Don’t hold it against her. She is already a unicorn.

    • rhywun

      Dayum.

      I’m not worthy.

    • westernsloper

      Fer fucks sake, I was trying to share the Blumenthal episode but I guess that didn’t work. So I did indeed comment on my own comment.

      • hayeksplosives

        The links on that site are kind of messed up; it’s not you. Each individual interview has the “share” icon and it looks like you’re getting a link to it, but it doesn’t work.

        Fortunately it’s not to hard to search if you have a good search term, like Blumenthal in this case.

  17. DEG

    I hope Kirsch isn’t overselling

    I just got off the phone with attorney Warner Mendenhall. He confirmed I wrote below is true and the litigation floodgates are now open.

    Here is a list of 90 lawyers that you can contact if you want to sue the vaccine manufacturers:

    • kinnath

      It won’t happen.

      F
      Y
      T
      W

      • hayeksplosives

        I’d like to see some sort of consequences for the lockdowns. At the very least there was a lot of violating of the 1st amendment: freedom of assembly, worship, speech, etc.

        They put a generation of kids into a weird psychological no-man’s land, and test scores prove it. Kids regressed in their social and language development.

        Small businesses and restaurants shuttered, many never to open again.

        On what authority? In some cases, mayors claimed they had authority. In others, governors did. They pointed to CDC recommendations.

        But because you can’t prove a direct cause and effect, there will be no consequences, and they’ll do it again for the next “emergency”.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Kids are fucked up because parents have totally abandoned any responsibility or rearing their children and given it to schools/childcare to do.

        Children in previous generations and other countries had far worse psychological stress and yet still thrived, largely because of parents and extended families didn’t just throw up their hands and give up. The covid blip merely exposed another facet of a society in deep deep decline.

      • hayeksplosives

        I wish that weren’t true. But in my heart of hearts I know you’re right.

      • milo

        The truly worst part was the complete capitulation of a significant portion of the population. I expect the assholes in government to act in bad faith.
        I just expected more from all of us.
        I learned a lot the last few years.

      • rhywun

        Step up, prep up!

      • westernsloper

        Willful misconduct? The whole two + years of covid insanity was willful misconduct and the vaccines the most misconduct of all. Fuck all them motherfuckers I hope they get sued to bankruptcy and oblivion so they can’t poison people ever again.

      • juris imprudent

        Sure I get what you’re saying about the feds, but that isn’t the kind of willful misconduct necessary to go after the pharma companies under the law.

      • westernsloper

        Bullshit. Their trials where fraudulent. They lied and they knew they were lying.

      • milo

        The law protects the guilty.

  18. DEG

    Aussie golf course sharks

    For golfers, staying out of the water could be the difference between winning and losing. At one course in Australia, it was the difference between life and death.

    Because Carbrook in Queensland boasted a membership unlike any other golf club on the planet: six resident bull sharks.

    From their mysterious arrival to their devastating disappearance 17 years later, this is the tale of the sport’s most hazardous water hazard.

    • hayeksplosives

      Of course it’s Queensland.

    • rhywun

      One fewer thing to kill you is “devastating”?

  19. rhywun

    Go Iggles. That is all.

    • hayeksplosives

      It’s kind of weird that the Bills and the Fins are in the same division.

      For your sake, go Iggles.

      • rhywun

        the Bills

        Ugh losing to that other team today was rough.

    • Chafed

      Are you back to being a Bills fan?

      • rhywun

        Been a Bills fan since I started watching the game regularly five or six years ago. I was an anti-fan growing up in Rochester and during college in Buffalo but if I’m going to pick a team to root for it has to be them.

        The NYC teams never caught on with me.

      • Chafed

        Got it. Sorry about earlier today.

    • Mojeaux

      Agreed, go Iggles. Because Andy Reid and Travis Kelce.

      • rhywun

        I just hate Miami.

      • Mojeaux

        I’m a tidge salty because Tyreek Hill went from here to Miami shit-talking the Chiefs the whole time. I mean, part of why he was sent to Miami was because he was running his mouth about the team.

      • rhywun

        Ha I don’t know anything about the folks involved, it’s more they are a long-time rival. I’m glad the Bills waited to start sucking until after they beat Miami.

      • creech

        Blowing a 17-3 lead at home. Hurts just doesn’t seem the same this year.

      • whiz

        I’m sorry Moj, but since I’ve seen Travis Kelce in a bunch of commercials pushing the new COVID vax, I’ve come to hate him, and by association the Chiefs (although it’s hard not to like and appreciate Mahomes).

      • hayeksplosives

        I think most athletes are smart enough to stay away from politics—no point in alienating half the fan base, right?

        Unfortunately dudes like Kelce don’t realize that Covid Vax *is* political.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, I appreciate making a buck as much as anyone but that’s just unacceptable.

        “I can do two things at once!”

        Suck and blow?

      • PudPaisley

        So my sister just sent me a picture of my 11 year old niece in her Halloween costume. She’s going as Colombo, and it’s a really good costume! Too bad almost no one in her class will have any idea who she is.

        She started watching episodes with my sister a couple years ago and loved it. It’s been her favorite show since. When they were in Hollywood this spring, she had to go and get her picture next to Peter Falk’s star on the Walk of Fame. Thought you would get a kick out of that.

      • slumbrew

        That sounds adorable. And, yes, her peers will be flummoxed.

      • rhywun

        That is all kinds of awesome.

      • Mojeaux

        I get it because it’s the covid vax, but I really don’t see his doing those commercials any differently than anybody else being paid to hawk a ware I don’t approve of.

      • milo

        Other wares do not have the power to fire you for non-compliance.

    • KSuellington

      I’m rooting mostly for a good game, but I’ll go for Miami as I want home field advantage when the Niners play the Eagles in the playoffs.

  20. Sean

    You people are so weird.

    • UnCivilServant

      Took you this long to figure it out?

      • R.J.

        Blarg?

    • milo

      And yet…you are here.
      And I am glad you are.

  21. Ted S.

    Anyone want to be stuck on a plane between two women talking about tampons?

    (Just saw a commercial where that was the premise.)

    • Fourscore

      I don’t want to be on a plane, no stuck tampons or anything else.

      There are some things I don’t want to know about.

    • creech

      Could be played for a few laughs by joining the discussion.

    • Chafed

      Are they hot?

    • Not Adahn

      *Prince King Charles nods enthusiastically.*

  22. westernsloper

    The seasons first batch of green chili has been made. It is glorious. I am topping a bowl of it with two fried eggs tonight. Colorado green chilis that is. Unlike those inferior New Mexico Green chilis.

    • KSuellington

      Sounds good WS. what’s the general recipe?

    • Ownbestenemy

      They are just Anaheim Peppers anyway..

      • Not Adahn

        Shots fired!

  23. Shpip

    Been flipping between the Rangers-Astros and Iggles-Fins.

    Fortunately for me, my Designated Game Watching Buddy doesn’t care which is on.

    • Fourscore

      Mittens and a face mask? Just to watch football?

    • rhywun

      OMG adorbs

    • Chafed

      How cute

  24. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    Welp, I may just have fucked dinner up. Recipe calls for 1/8 tsp of cinnamon and I usually double that, well it looks like I quadrupled THAT.

    Oh well. It is just food.

    • milo

      it’s not poison. You’re getting close though. HA!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Huh, not too bad actually. Georgian food, so it all works.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Much obliged! Green beans are still in season although I think I might use ground beef in place of lamb.

      • one true athena

        Oh! I’ve actually done that one. You (or someone else) linked it a few years ago. I’ve made a few other if her recipes too.

    • Shpip

      I watch a guy on YouTube whose channel is called Nobody Special Finance. He has a live half-hour show that airs weekdays at 9AM EDT, 8 in your part of the woods.

      He generally looks at the overnight news, futures, Euro markets, commodities, etc. to let the viewer know what’s going on as markets open. I watch that program at the end of the day just to see if he was right-ish. He’s baffled (as am I) that residential real estate is showing no signs of having a correction — so far. With interest rates at historic highs norms and demand slacking, you would think that prices have to come down. But they’re not. Not yet, at least.

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, I don’t get it, either.

      • Chafed

        It’s literally about supply. The country, as a whole, needs a lot more houses. People with low rate mortgages are reluctant to sell which is further decreasing typical supply. The former shows no sign of easing particularly with current interest rates. The latter will change as people die, divorce, age out of their house, or are other forced to sell.

    • Chafed

      I question his premise. Maybe there are areas that are overbuilt, but that’s pretty rare. He has identified some real problems and they may have some effect, but they are going to be modest.

      • Mojeaux

        What is that proposition that passed in California keeping property taxes the same for people over a certain age or something?

        I was thinking about that when he was talking.

      • Mojeaux

        (That connects in my mind, but I couldn’t tell you how.)

      • Chafed

        Probably because he told us about his massive rise in real estate taxes.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Prop 13. Basically, if I remember right, it just locks you in on property tax for the period you own the home, with only minimal increases. So, no matter if you have been there a year or thirty, it wont price you out via taxation.

      • Chafed

        Yes, it’s Prop 13. Your tax basis is established when you buy your house. Your property tax can’t rise by more than 2% per year thereafter.

      • KSuellington

        Yup it’s Prop13, and even though the lefties have tired their darndest to get rid of it they have as of yet succeeded. Your property tax is basically about 1% per year (plus some minor add ons) of the price you paid for it. A minor yearly adjusted is allowed (and sometimes it can be a decrease). So if you bought your house in the 70’s (or 80’s, 90’s) you are paying pretty low or very low property taxes in California.

        And I agree with Chafed. The US has a severe lack of single family housing so they’re likely won’t be massive decreases anytime soon.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Same north of the border. Missus was pissed at the tax increase and wanted to challenge the assessed value. I had to point out that our taxed value is less than half of that and wouldn’t matter if we got it knocked down $10k or $50k, our taxed value would still rise by the maximum allowed as long as we were underwater.

  25. hayeksplosives

    I miss Miami’s old logo of the surly looking dolphin wearing a helmet.

    • Chafed

      The current one looks like it belongs to an airline.

  26. rhywun

    Looks like I left Bay Ridge just in time.

    These protests happened all the time during my… shit… 16 years there but the open calls for genocide are something new.

    • Chafed

      I’d say you did. Maybe now we can bomb the bridges and tunnels.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Same all over

      https://kval.com/news/local/police-man-fires-splatter-ball-gun-into-crowd-of-eugene-protesters#

      Every mob are now “protestors”. Fucking pro-terrorist demonstrators.

      Buried lede #1: what they were “protesting” about

      Buried lede #2: multiple armed people in the mob, including long guns and whatever, no other arrest made

      As an added FYTY, the guy who fired a paintball gun after his truck was vandalized by terrorist supporters, is also charged with a bias crime

      • rhywun

        Recent events have really clarified who is who, eh?

        Here we have the oft-noted “Hostage” signs that leftist stormtroopers dutifully ripped down. A radical professor has “taken a leave of absence” after it became obvious that his side is losing the public relations battle.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, the news was reporting that xe apologized abjectly and claimed that xer words did not reflect xer values… somehow.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Near the local weekly outdoor artisan fair, I saw a guy holding a “Ceasefire Now” sign. There’s a lot of peace above all not matter what types around or it could have been a Pali supporter. Anyways, before the light turned, someone else had walked up and a heated discussion quickly started.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would also accept allowing each member of Hamas one more gunshot – into their own cranium.

  27. milo

    The Middle East is in flames…once more.
    We have our military stuck in the middle of it as usual. Oh, wait. I forgot our escapades in Ukraine. And Africa. And South America. And the Pacific.
    Will someone please explain to me how we are the good guys again?
    My dumbass is so forgetful.

    • rhywun

      Because we are kind enough to let them flood into the US so they can bring all the same pathological hatreds with?

      • milo

        Good answer. I give you 400 quatloos,

      • milo

        Good answer. I give you 400 quatloos,

      • milo

        Fooking squirrels. They must die.
        No!
        Don’t try to talk me down. They deserve whatever comes to them.

      • Yusef drives a Kia

        Maybe we are going to get what coming to us….

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Maharishi… 🎵

      • Ted S.

        Maybe you really meant to give Rhywun 800 quatloos.

      • rhywun

        😀

      • Not Adahn

        Nope! You promised 800 quatloos!

  28. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!
    Today, we have a couple of lovely tunes from Tony Banks, A Curious Feeling. This was his first solo album, crafted during a break from Genesis.

    The Lie.

    After the Lie.

    Share and enjoy!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau, Sean, Roat, and somewhere upthread NA!

      ::yawns:: I stayed up too late reading last night. The hell of it is – it wasn’t even a first-time read but a reread. ::slurps more coffee::

  29. Rat on a train

    Saw an article “Career fair for transitioning military set for next week”. Had to reset to normal mode to read as “people leaving the military”.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s a stupid phrase even without the politically loaded language of recent years.

      Even in normal mode I’d have gone ‘da fuq?’

  30. UnCivilServant

    🤬

    I hate when they reboot my computer over the weekend. Messes up my mondays.

    • Ghostpatzer

      Ugh. Every time that happens I lose some work in progress. A little heads-up would be nice.

  31. Ghostpatzer

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie and U!

      • UnCivilServant

        I don’t want to go to work today.

        *looks around at office*

        Dammit.

      • Ghostpatzer

        🥁🥁🥁

      • Gender Traitor

        Me neither. But I have to process payroll. And see how many employees completed our insurance open enrollment by Friday’s deadline. Friday afternoon I discovered one coworker had blithely ignored all the emails about open enrollment, erroneously thinking it was a “passive” enrollment – if you didn’t do anything, your current coverage would just roll over. I disabused her of that misapprehension, and she completed the process with minute to spare. 🙄

      • rhywun

        erroneously thinking it was a “passive” enrollment

        Ours is this year, thank goodness.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Buon giorno, signora.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, TO’G! 🙂

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Need a cheers-coffee emoji. Although I just take the caffeine pills lately.

  32. Not Adahn

    Grrr.

    Malicious compliance over the weekend. Now to go through the document control rigamarole to try and fight the goldbrickers. Fortunately, the idiots picked a time close to year-end evals to be willfully stupid.

  33. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    Im Georgia bound again!

    • R.J.

      You enjoy. About to wrap up with Team India and start working with Team America in an hour. Our modern times are interesting.