Enter… THE SQUAD!
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is… GAS ATTACK!
She can clear a room, or an OCCUPIED TERRITORY!
Rashida Tlaib is… THE SCOWL!
No straight male can survive her malign gaze! Erections, bones and minds all fall flaccid!
Ayanna Pressley is… THE BROWN STREAK!
Alopecia has made her so aerodynamic she can waddle at superhuman speeds!
Ilhan Omar is… MS. INCEST.
Years of brother-fucking allow her the summon an INCEST ARMY; one-eyed tard babies march from her spewing womb!
“Himar! It’s time to go!” Rashida screeched, her voice ricocheting around the secret Squad Fortress of Squalidtude.
Sandy looked up from her plate of pinto beans and hard-boiled eggs. “You know I need to arm my weapon,” she said petulantly, fart juice running down her face.
“Silence! I must concentrate!” Ilhan shouted from her birthing creche.
“What’er you doing?” Sandy asked.
“I seek to birth the ultimate weapon! It will kill all the Jews!” Ilhan crowed. “I mean, the Zionist oppressors who totally aren’t all Jews everywhere, of course,” she said quietly for the benefit of the embedded Washington Post reporter furiously masturbating in The Mystical Chamber of Self-Abuse.
Ayanna waddled over to where Sandy was stuffing her face. “We must go,” she said slowly. “Five million innocent Gazans who are totally not Hamas supporters have been murdered in Jew airstrikes just morning.”
“Israeli airstrikes,” Sandy whispered. Ayanna dutifully repeated it for the reporter, eventually realizing she was already dead from ecstatic jilling off.
“It just shows the evil of the rootless cosmopolitan that they get so upset when over a thousand of them are murdered,” Rashida said. “The International Jew cannot stand to be murdered and have their children slaughtered.”
“Weak,” Ilhan grunted. “The Jews are all-powerful and weak!” She screamed as a mucus-cauled incest baby slid out of her oleaginously, its limbs pre-bent into a swastika.
“What we need is a Hulk,” Sandy said, farting in emphasis. “Them could knock down all the walls of the open-air prison!”
The vault door to the Fortress slammed open.
“FETTERMAN SMASH!”
Bonus musical feature:
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Perhaps I can blame that on the squirrels somehow
No, no, that was really all of the response I could muster as well.
AGREED, CHOSEN ONE.
I figured you were too stunned to say anything.
The vault door to the Fortress slammed open.
“FETTERMAN SMASH!”
I thought strong, independent women didn’t need a man?
Are you assuming the lump’s sex?
That’s no man…
Is there not a couple girly men on the squad? Someone needs to be the leader and carry the bags, ooops, the baggage for the lady squad members.
Yeah, Bowman, the dipshit who pulled the fire alarm to delay a vote on the floor, is considered Squad.
“oleaginously”
The education I get here is beyond price.
o.O
JFC
^This
I am speechless.
Has anybody seen Cory Booker and Ayanna Pressley in the same room?
This is a valid point.
She screamed as a mucus-cauled incest baby slid out of her oleaginously, its limbs pre-bent into a swastika.
Just, wow. And yes, I had to look up oleaginously.
It’s one of those words that looks and sounds exactly like what it describes. I love it for its ugliness.
So like oleo on the margin?
I salute your masterful vocabulary.
I recently saw Gavin Newsom called “oleaginous” which I thought was a perfect description.
SOC as the voice of reason, sort of?
Where does Hunter fit in?
Sandwiched between Omar and AOC.
Does Ilhan keeps the turban on when she’s banging white dudes?
Disappointed that Ilham gets to wear a hat but Fetterman got busted for not dressing in accordance with the rules. Can cowboy/cowgirl reps from the Western states dress accordingly? Jewish men?
As always men are actually expected to conform much more strictly.
I hope so. What’s the point otherwise?
I’m shocked to see a post about AOC that doesn’t mention her “stupendous” rack.
Or her teef?
When she de-bras, her knees get bruised.
Those women make Hunter look beautiful.
I can’t believe I just typed that.
Find shirtless Hercules movies with dudes that look liker Hunter Biden. Check.
As long as the actor is in some kind of leather mankini, do it.
[Zed waggles eyebrows as Aloysious]
“Squalidtude”
heh. +1
The Mod Squad.
Updated for Modern Audiences.
Like so? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9b67g2bopI
I thought that shit had hit rock bottom when Vikings Valhalla had a black woman as the Jarl of Kattegat.
Then I saw Bridgerton, where English nobility are black people, including Queen Charlotte.
You know, Charlotte of Mecklenburg-Strelitz, the German Princess.
This seems like a reasonable compromise and appropriate OT for this slot:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12639639/Meet-woman-TWO-vaginas-pocketed-1million-24-year-old-OnlyFans-star-designates-one-incredibly-supportive-boyfriend-keeps-work.html
Heh, my wife has a patient like this, except she’s a virgin.
My advice was that there’s definitely guys who will be into the whole double barreled thing.
I’m trying to imagine a guy who would take a willing woman’s panties off, and then pass on fucking her because of this.
“…as a mucus-cauled incest baby slid out of her oleaginously…”
Reminded me of the scene from The Two Towers when one of Saruman’s Uruk-Hai was birthed in the mud pits under Orthanc. Except Orcs are less disgusting.
So, has she developed the ability to retain sperm, or does she have a harem of brothers/fathers/uncles/sons in the next room?
“… Ilhan shouted from her birthing creche.””
Our author has left that up to our imagination. My bet is they are all hanging upside down in chains in the next room.
Catheterized instead of IV a la Max Max Fury Road?
For THE SQUAD’s theme song I’m thinking lots of wah wah guitar.
Fuzz pedal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nGsT_qFMBs
Shut yo’ mouth!
100% this.
“According to Victoria’s Secret executives, the brand’s diversity initiatives have ‘not been enough to carry the day’ financially”
I believe sales were stagnant or falling prior to the new campaign, but I’m not surprised that their diversity initiative failed.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/media/victorias-secret-ditches-prioritizing-wokeness-sexiness-sales-drop
https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:640/format:webp/0*4RFV3maE3cDid7-y.jpg
Go broke, go woke, go out of business.
I can’t believe that catering to people who would never buy their product instead of their actual customers didn’t pay off.
I believe sales were stagnant or falling prior to the new campaign, but I’m not surprised that their diversity initiative failed.
People don’t want to see fat girls in thongs?
The group of people who want to see that is minuscule in comparison to the armies of teenage boys who kept those catalogs under their beds.
And I don’t want to speak for Tres here, but for me personally, those were not attractive big women. Yandy knows what to do if you want plus size models.
The boys keeping the catalogs aren’t the target audience. I was mildly shocked (and my sister made fun of me) many years back when my girlfriend was going to give my teenage niece a Victoria’s Secrets gift card and I stopped it. They shifted to marketing to teens for leisurewear and the like.
That is true, lots of gift card business. They were seen as THE place to go to get sexy lingerie. I think the shit in their own bed with the DIE stuff. Turned off a bunch of their buyers and voyeurs.
The product is aspirational for heavens sake. It’s designed to appeal to standard male turn ons. It is designed to make women feel sexy by letting them dress like the angels.
Guess what? Buying a Harley and a leather jacket doesn’t turn a middle aged office drone into a badass mofo. But it does allow said drone to feel like one on the weekend.
Some of these are clever!
“Oh, don’t be naive,” the electronic message on a hot pink background read. “Hamas would chop your head off too.”
https://dailyvoice.com/new-jersey/hackensack/anti-hamas-message-on-electronic-billboard-over-route-80-prompts-hundreds-of-calls-to-police/
Why call the police?
“If you see something, say something.”
And hundreds of calls even.
Maybe they misconstrued it as a death threat.
https://youtu.be/KZDNSCk1u78
“Does your church need armed guards?” one message read. “Cause our synagogue does.”
Our church actually does hire off duty police to handle the crowd and traffic out front on Sundays and Wednesdays.
But….
There are plenty of armed Baptists in the congregation. Several police who carry, all of the guys who work facilities and in the homeless ministry carry….. lots of ladies carry….
Yeah, open fire during one of our services and they will have to have a closed casket.
My wife is an elder at her church. They know who all the concealed carry permit holders are. They spread out to cover all the doors during service.
When I worked the church AV booth, I had a perfect elevated perch at the back. Pastor knew who was packing and where we were.
Yeah, I thought some of them were hilarious.
Love the “abducted” in scare-quotes.
Very nice. Back in the before times I drove by that very billboard on my daily commute. My (((boss))) at the time lived in Teaneck, would occasionally drop him off on a Friday afternoon if he failed to leave the office in time to get home before dark.
+1 Shabbos goy
Nice.
That reminds me, our 4PM Friday dismissals start in a couple weeks.
And yesterday I learned that the vagaries of the (((calendar))) are giving us 7 more paid holidays than last year. 😮
7 more paid holidays than last year
Where do I sign up? Although it might be better to work for an Indian firm, it seems they have a holiday every two weeks. And three weeks off to visit family – since I don’t fly, I need three weeks to visit my cousin in Idaho. As long as gasoline remains legal…
I just received two government alerts for an earthquake in the area. The first alert was in Spanish. Gracias, Jose Biden, but I don’t speak Spanish.
Wouldn’t you feel the earthquake before you get the alert?
I got an early warning in English from Google, which usually gives a few seconds heads up because it takes time for the waves to move through the earth. Pretty impressive actually. In this case, though, I didn’t feel the earthquake. The government alerts in Spanish and English were more about what to do after the quake, shut of the gas if you smell a leak and AOC isn’t in the area, etc.
Don’t stand in a doorway.
On my Pixel 5a there is a toggle in the Alert section specifically for Spanish.
It may be baked into and forced on in the OS depending on the brand and phone.
I can’t find a setting for that on my phone. I’m guessing both alerts go out at the same time and it’s a tossup which one hits my phone first.
Surprise!
The world has to add or replace 49.7 million miles of transmission lines by 2040 in order for countries to meet their climate goals and to achieve energy security priorities, according to a new report published by the International Energy Agency on Tuesday.
That amount is roughly equivalent to the total number of miles of electric grid that currently exists in the world currently, according to the IEA.
This remarkable scale up in the construction of transmission lines across the globe will require the annual investment in electric grids of more than $600 billion per year by 2030, which is double what current global investment levels are in transmission lines, the IEA says.
It will also require changes in how the electric grid in each country is operated and regulated.
Needs more global socialist dictatorship.
Probably one reason of many that we are hearing more about hydrogen.
In the wake of the fantasy offshore windmills that are quietly fading into the mists of the NYS history of “shit that is never going to happen,” it was revealed the other day that even the greatly increased pricing that the developers are demanding does not include the cost of transmitting the stuff back to land nor the cost of battery backup of any kind.
So yeah, I would take any “investment” figures the media pull out of their ass with a gigantic grain of salt.
7 months for a meme.
Granny Gulag cackles in delight.
That’s just sad,,,
At this point that is time served.
Sad that our populace tolerates this stuff.
SNL and the late night talk shows “interfere” worse and more credibly…. and everyone involved knows it.
They couldn’t even produce a single affected voters, could they?
Fucking prosecution wanted 10 years. Fuckheads.
[from Politico article]
How exactly does one get tried in Brooklyn for a “crime” not in that venue when one is a resident of another state? No, no, I know – FYTW. SDNY – Preet’s old stomping grounds.
Someone in NY saw the meme*, so he transmitted it to there, the scene of the crime.
*Prove that they didn’t.
I don’t recognize the name. Is this the guy that posted tweets encouraging people to text their vote for Hillary?
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/10/pro-trump-meme-maker-douglass-mackey-aka-ricky/
“Avoid the Line. Vote from Home. Text ‘Hillary’ to 59925. Vote for Hillary and be a part of history”
That’s what I thought.
According to the complaint, more than 4,900 people ‘cast their vote via text message.’
Convicted of election interference because stupid people exist in the world.
Including the judge.
Stupid . . evil . . both . . . same result
Demand for electricity is going to continue to rise as more sectors of the global economy transition to electric power.
Also, the electric grids were constructed to bring electricity from locations where fossil fuels were burned to where that electricity was needed. As the world works to transition toward a clean energy economy, the electric grid will increasingly need to run from where wind and solar farms are constructed to where electricity is used.
The consequences of falling further behind in building transmission lines is dire, the IEA says.
If the electric grid grows slowly, a scenario which the IEA called the “Grid Delay Case,” then an extra almost 60 billion metric tons of carbon dioxide emissions will be released between 2030 and 2050, the IEA says. That is equal to the amount of emissions the power sector across the entire world has released over the past four years, the IEA says.
I wonder what the carbon footprint of mining and smelting the copper required will be.
They’ll just strip it out of empty houses.
I hate to see natural gas used to generate electricity that then experiences losses (as heat) from generator to transmission to distribution so that it can power an electric stove and hot water heater.
But no, we can’t just burn natural gas in the home 🙄
I don’t remember too much from my power electronics class many years ago, but I do remember the concept of “losses”. As you said, converting energy from one form to another always produces losses. The people pushing this are not scientists.
“In this house, we OBEY the Second Law of Thermodynamics!”
‘we can’t just burn natural gas in the home’
… And if you are already booked up to do so, the appliance must be 99.99% efficient.
In this house we burn propane.
The CIA screwed up but it’s totally X’s fault.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/n7e9vk/hijacked-cia-telegram-link
Nuclear reactors start up
Pretty cool.
That IS cool!
I don’t think it’s fusion. ;P
That’s neat.
That is brilliant satire. Or snark. Or whatever you call that level of demolition.
An old joke (but new to me) courtesy of Mark Steyn:
https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/pennsylvania-woman-sentenced-felony-and-misdemeanor-charges-actions-during-jan-6-capito-0
But hey, geopolitics!
(And we have no border)
“Ilhan Omar is… MS. INCEST.
Years of brother-fucking allow her the summon an INCEST ARMY; one-eyed tard babies march from her spewing womb!”
This line got me good. She’s also my guilty crush. I love a woman in headgear.
its limbs pre-bent into a swastika.
OMG
I’m sure they won’t, won’t, won’t.
Biden, reading from a teleprompter, says his message to Iran and other hostile actors “remains the same”: “Don’t, don’t, don’t”
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Goddammit Sugarfree!
I just sat down in my Docs waiting room, pull up this page and now trying unsuccessfully to surpress laughter
Isn’t that the best medicine?
I thought that was revenge.
🙂
Hoooo boy. This is one thing I thought I’d never [get to] say: Taking XY to Missouri State for campus tours in a couple of weeks. 😳
@Trashy, you up for a meetup 11/2 or 11/3?
Oh yeah, Trashy is coming to DFW, I want to do a Friday meetup in North Plano. I so far have seen one person say “yes.” Anyone else?
Well, if Trashy doesn’t see this, will you pass it along? I don’t abuse my Glib powers to get people’s email addresses. Not part of my spreadsheet.
Yes. If anything, I need to get off my butt and pick a restaurant for this Friday too and let him know about it.
I let him know that I am officially his pimp now.
Taking XY to Missouri State for campus tours in a couple of weeks
I remember those well. Wear comfortable shoes, and bring a healthy supply of stimulants lest you start snoring during one of the many tedious presentations.
I had to take my youngest to orientation this summer. A day and a half of that. Not fun.
I remember lots of lines. And yes, boring presentations.
The 30-year fixed mortgage rate just hit 8% for the first time since 2000 as Treasury yields soar
Let the good times roll
Might be a good time to buy for those who have the cash, no?
Not really. Depends where.
Prices are still over-inflated.
^^ Ding ding
Trouble is, how far out is the correction? Months? Years?
? Still millions of people pouring across the border who have to live somewhere. Houses in nice suburbs are going to remain in high demand to get away from them.
When I bought 1.5 years ago I thought things were about to crash, but then, interest rates were rising, so I locked in a low rate and inflated house price. Rent would have cost a fortune in the meantime anyway, now I’m settled in with something that I can afford, even if I wish it was less expensive.
Between supply constraints and inflation I might make out okay. It helped to be selling a home that was mostly paid off at the time.
This shit is confusing to a simpleton like me. On the one hand, when interest rates go up, the average homebuyer can’t afford as much house. On the other hand, rising interest rates (not just mortgage rates) means building (and holding inventory) costs more. I think. I should stick to chess.
Since most sellers are also buyers (moving from one house to another), you get a situation where most current owners can’t afford to move and finance a new loan. So inventory collapses which keeps prices from dropping (for awhile at least). Those who must buy right now get fucked over.
I am so thrilled that I get to live the 70s/80s all over again.
Those who must buy right now get fucked over.
Makes sense.
I am so thrilled that I get to live the 70s/80s all over again.
#metoo. I am told I lived through those years, but I don’t remember much.
I can’t imagine buying now with rates and prices this high.
This time I at least get to play the part of the old codger in a big house with a low mortgage that won’t sell under any circumstances.
Cold Dead Hands
So far housing prices have not responded. So houses are crazy pricey, and interest rates getting high.
Part of it is what kinnath said above, and how I was able to afford a home.
I already had one. When I sold, I was getting offers from investment companies to buy my house. (At 50k over asking, iirc).. So that’s a factor too. A lot of Richey Riches in big metropolises are snatching up real estate all over, including internationally. Dunno if that’s cooled down with interest rates.
*shocked face*
Women’s lingerie chain Victoria’s Secret is reportedly pulling back from its recent woke ad campaigns featuring obese models, transgenders, and anti-American gay soccer star Megan Rapinoe after sales plummeted.
Ilhan shouted from her birthing creche
Thanks a lot. Totally ruined my Lae’zel romance. Oh well. [clicks “New Game”]