Technically the title is “Oh, Shit!” but you know how things get retitled in foreign markets. Put on your reading glasses tonight, we got subtitles incoming!
Spend an hour in a porta-potty with a German guy. Sounds like the plot to a blue film. Nobody knows poo poo and pee pee better than the Germans, right? With that in mind I invite you to enjoy tonight’s mind bender, Holy Shit!
Our main character is trapped in a porta potty at a demolition site and has one hour to get out before the demolition. This movie really works, and it gives this crowd many chances to make water sports jokes. I am sure you will have questions. Why is he in there? Why can’t he get out? Who would leave a porta-potty to be destroyed at a demolition site?
One thing I am sure of – I want to keep track of Lukas Rinker, the writer and director of this film. He only has a few credits to his name. The guy is going places. Hopefully good places.
My apologies for the brevity of this review. It’s been busier than I can remember lately and I am running short on time to write. In addition, starting mid December I will be on a cruise through Christmas. So posts will be on auto-pilot soon.
So watch! Or don’t! Everything is voluntary until some jerk locks you in a porta-potty! Next week, December begins with The Hebrew Hammer!
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(h/t: The Hyperbole)
I wonder if that title in English is legal here.
Good point.
Man! This is a good flick. Watching it again with the daughter.
This is the first thing I’m watching on my new $200 POS 4K TV. Which is somehow better than the ancient Toshiba which cost four times as much it’s replacing.
Did you return your Roku TV and get a different one?
I never had a Roku. This one is a TCL Google TV, but it’s not connected to the internet.
I have the TCL Roku. Same price range. They make solid TVs that somehow cost almost nothing.
Yes, same exact price. I figured Google TV is better because I could always add Roku or Fire, if I wanted.
The thing about all these new TV’s is that they have no control, not even a power switch, besides the remote. So there is no way to reset them if the remote doesn’t work.
I have had zero problems.
1. Your phone can be a remote, and mine is great. Has way more functionality than the plastic remote. Set your TV properly to respond to it when turned off.
2. My family loses the tiny remotes daily. I discovered they cost as little as $9 for two spare remotes on Amazon.
How do get your phone to act as a remote? Bluetooth?
The thing is, if it crashes, and these TV’s are basically computers, there is nothing you can do if the remote doesn’t work.
Then how is Big Brother going to send you the news you need?
I looked through the apps. One of them is “Camera”. But it doesn’t take pictures. Creepy af.
I’m genuinely afraid to ask. What does it do?
I’m confused by the premise. I’ve not seen a portapotty door that was sturdy enough to risk staying closed.
STEVE SMITH SAY WATCH FILM
BY WATCH FILM MEAN….
Linux phone (degoogled Pixel 3) arrived from eBay. Looking good, working well with my old SIM card. Now I just need to add it to my existing number with a new SIM card. Full writeup soon.
Which OS? Calyx?
Ubuntu.
Really?
Yes. Ubuntu touch. Pretty smooth so far. I have a lot of testing to do. All the important bits work, but how will it be for daily use?
I don’t know. Seems an odd OS choice for a phone. But if it’s a Pixel 3 you can install Calyx.
There is a whole world of degoogled systems. This Pixel 3 could try them all. I started with Ubuntu, because I like their full sized OS.
FIRST-ICCA
FIRST-ICCA
FIRST-ICCA
ERSTE!
ERSTE!
ERSTE!
UNTZ!
UNTZ!
UNTZ!
TORA!
TORA!
TORA!
JUDY!
JUDY!
JUDY!
IKEA!
IKEA!
IKEA!
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f0545c40-99df-44f7-bb6c-806978df4d9e
AUSSIE! AUSSIE! AUSSIE!
Well, as the cat-girl in the cartoon said, “all the best shitting tables are German.”
Taucht ein…
Hmm….
/shrugs
/starts watching
LOL the opening tune was a gigantic hit the year I lived in Deutschland.
(Yes, I own the Greatest Hits.)
An Indian was found at the bottom of an outhouse. When rescued he was asked how long he had been there. His reply:
“Many moons”
*Sensible chuckle
Somewhere in Bavaria…
Perhaps near Munich.
FWIW the name of the band mentioned above is Münchener Freiheit.
What a shitty way to murder someone.
That’s just as good of a combination as 1234.
I forget the name of a plot device like that which advances the story. Is it a McGuffin?
Yes, more or less. (There are variant spellings, like “macguffin”.)
McMuffin
Curses. At work. Again. I hate wanting to snark and inevitably falling asleep while watching glamorous culture like this.
Your boss really like you since you can watch this at work.
Sadly… no.
I do have opportunities to good off, but not watch quality movies that will broaden my mind.
I don’t know if Thursdays broaden your mind as much as flatten it.
Lol. I suppose it depends where you are starting from.
OT Legit LOL.
The Cybertruck has come out well short on promised range and like $20k over initial promised price.
But for another $16k you can almost get the promised range back by giving up half the bed space and carrying a ton of weight. Win?
https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/187vaq3/range_extender/
Holy crap. Young Jason Torchinsky at Autopian has a torn aorta and was rushed to emergency surgery.
https://www.theautopian.com/our-own-jason-torchinsky-had-emergency-heart-surgery-but-hes-going-to-be-ok-because-hes-strong-and-we-love-him-and-he-has-many-more-taillight-blogs-to-write/
Damn. I’ve been a fan for a while. He’s an engineer and it shows in his writing.
Hoping for the best for him and his family.
Me too. I love the guy.
Do you know who wasn’t ackshully German?
Frau Brucker?
Neigh!
Ahnold Swarzenegger
I mean he is the Austrian Oak.
Sideshow Bob?
That ending was a bit drug out.
It crawled a bit.
They really dug for it.
Swiss is not taking the bait.
Okie dokie. I got the advent calendar strung up with fruit Tootsie Rolls, which is the best candy.
I didn’t know such things existed.
Our grocery stores have them here in ginormous (okay, 2.5-pound) bags. Occasionally, Hy-Vee will have bags of vanilla only.
Not a Die Hard advent calendar? I haz a disappoint. 😞
Ma’am, I think you mean Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups are the best candy.
Dude would argue Snickers.
Fruit Tootsie rolls? I’m not sure I want to know.
It’s just taffy.
Similar to Star Burst. Chewey, fruity, acidic candy. The Fruit Tootsie Rolls are pretty good actually.
Very, very good.
Must. Have. Citric. Acid.
You are correct. My kids used to give me theirs after trick or treating.
That may be the most goyish thing I have ever seen. You’re welcome.
*preen*
I’ve got one that is a bunch of little stockings. I hung it up last weekend, but still need to fill it with goodies and print some prayers. Thanks for the reminder.
LOL the cop is total Bairisch.
Amazingly stupid.
Yeah but I just meant his accent.
OT: this is HUGE.
https://x.com/projectredtx/status/1729880650822394315?s=46&t=A06oloe1Jyy9EG2F8MX6aw
Huge, I said!
LOL!
Lol X 2
durr I get it now
lol
Texas Republicans are really racking up some wins.
How the fuck do I get Tubi to NOT skip the end credits? Assholes.
Don’t know? That is irritating.
It’s doing the Youtube thing by choosing what I want to watch next for me. I hate that shit with the heat of a thousand suns.
So you are the solution to practical fusion power.
Thanks RJ!
+1 ausgezeichneter Film!
Enjoyed muchly
I hope you enjoyed it. I am jumping off as well. Been some long work days.
Tangentially related, I was once in a port-a-potty in a rather hung-over state when a city of Austin building inspector accidentally backed into the port-a-potty with his city issued Ford Ranger. It was as close to being in a tipped over port-a-potty as you can get without actually having it tip all the way over. He beat feet when I came storming out of that thing.
I’ve got yakety sax in my head now.
Please tell me you didn’t get hit with the contents.
1:04 and I’m watching a dancing wemons and am looking at naughty bits.
I feel cultured and shit already.
That looks like one discomfortable port-a-loo.
I was hoping for RAMSTEIN in the soundtrack. Rats.
Clearly they weren’t aiming for the American market.
Mid-eighties soft rock was the perfect choice.
That’s a shitty position to be in.
Yay, Friday!
Morning y’all. 😉☕
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jE7Zv6d-HUA
🎶🎶
Fridays suck.
I mean, I already have to get on the road and head to the office.
Blarg.
Good morning all!
Good morning, Beau, U, and Sean!
It may be Friday, but it’s also the first of the month, which means there are many reports to be done. I have to at least get a good start on month-end before I can enjoy the weekend.
Morning.
I’ve made it into the office. I may have a lingering cough, but it’s not enough to stay home.
I’m glad you’re getting better. I hope you have a quiet day.
🤞
I may have a lingering cough, but it’s not enough to stay home.
UCS: Superspreader?
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Mornin’, reprobates!
Good morning, ‘patzie! How’s the whole ‘patzie clan today?
Mornin’, GT.
Clan is doing well, I am burnt out from some transitions at work. Learning new stuff isn’t as easy as it once was.
Youngest Patzer got an official job offer from the outfit where he did his summer internship. He’ll start in July after he finishes his Masters.
YP’s older brother is having a grand old time. He works for one of the medical outfits hit by this ransomware attack:
https://www.northjersey.com/story/news/health/2023/11/30/nj-hospitals-disrupted-ransomware-hacking-attack-mountainside-pascack-valley/71758782007/
“Some non-emergent, elective surgeries have been temporarily paused while we work to bring systems back online,” said Chiara Marababol, a spokesperson for the two hospitals.
Guess where I am scheduled to have hernia repair surgery on Dec. 18?
Doctor Bob’s Quick-Stitch?
Actually, here.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=53KcqITIPlA
Congrats to Jungpatzer and best of luck to Nicht-quite-so-Jungpatzer! Yikes! Hope that gets resolved and doesn’t delay your surgery! 😳
This is how you advertise a performance truck….
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1730331223992472029?t=5EYva82slysbk3ZTtMwVKg&s=19
Did anyone watch the Newsome-DeSantis debate?
I awoke to a Tweet from Crowder saying DiSantis was great, and a hoard of his followers agreeing.
So I hopped on CNN to see if they covered it. They ran an anti DiSantis, anti Fox hit piece that said Newsome was great (while acknowledging that the venue advantage actually made DiSantis look better).
Crowder reported that Newsome claimed that contrary to popular myth, more people are moving IN to California than are leaving.
Anyway, didn’t waste my time, so I was hoping some of you did it for me.
I didn’t waste my time.
I did not watch, as it would not have been a good idea to drink on a “school night.”
I look forward to highlights.
Nope. Saw some reactions after last evening’s feature presentation.
TL;DR – everyone thought their guy did great. Team A thought Gavin was “articulate”. Team B thought Gavin told a mountain of whoppers.
So Gavin looked clean and articulate?
If a bit greasy.
Amused that Team A highlighted their guy’s “presidential” qualities while Team B highlighted their guy’s owning the other guy with truths.
Even his fan’s know Gavin is an empty suit.
If you count the new arrivals from the South maybe Newsome is right. Those may be just transients, however, waiting for transportation to Martha’s Vineyard
It’s a new Subaru Horror.