Links of envy, consumerism, and pretty things

by | Nov 14, 2023 | Daily Links | 174 comments

There are a few things I want just because they’re cute and/or clever. These are different from my Pinterest boards, which are full of things like massive front doors on a pivot hinge.

LET THERE BE LIGHT!

https://www.amazon.com/Silicone-Dimmable-Nightlight-Rechargeable-Breastfeeding/dp/B09YRR2LS5

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CKBR8LF4

 

CARPE FLOREM!

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B099PQB6TZ

 

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1553039588/

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1047175964

 

BETTER LIVING THROUGH CHEMISTRY!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/868672539/

 

BON APPETIT!

https://library-of-congress-shop.myshopify.com/products/open-book-dinnerware?variant=5907675649

 

So pretty. So tempting. Yet, I cling to my quasi-minimalism with the fact that I have nowhere to put these things and they are just things that I would have to dust. If I dusted.

Thus, I hesitate.

How NOT to spend your lottery winnings straight out of the gate.

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Mojeaux

Mojeaux

Aspiring odalisque.

174 Comments

  1. prolefeed

    Depending on where the market goes, three really expensive houses might be a good investment. Better than hookers and blow for long term investing, anyhow.

    • Mojeaux

      I feel like he bought at the top of the market.

      • R.J.

        Agreed. He will get some money back (maybe, if we have a depression he will lose it all.)
        Clearly his tinfoil hat is tiny or non-existant. I would have bought gold and kept it out of the U.S. as an investment.

      • robodruid

        We thought of selling, but the developer’s lots (240 K /5 acres +) are not moving neither is my neighbors 10 acres/barn/house 1.0 million.

      • R.J.

        Speaking of, what is happening now? Didn’t you move to Kentucky or something?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I remember the Lady Godiva part and some prolonged law enforcement attention.

    • Suthenboy

      Houses require an awful lot of maintenance. I am told that index funds do not.

    • R C Dean

      Who knows what he’s done with the other hundreds of millions of dollars. I suspect even if those houses drop to $0.00, he’ll be fine.

      Of course, he’ll need some kind of staff to oversee/maintain all that property. It’s just work, even if it’s only making sure your people are doing their jobs and not ripping you off.

      As Mrs. Dean and I have discussed, we’d probably get a sizable property with a really nice house (but not huge), tricked out to be off the grid, and some cars, and probably not spend more than about $50MM for the rest of our lives no matter how hard we tried, even if we won hundreds of millions.

  2. The Other Kevin

    If that lottery winner’s priorities are partying and getting laid, he’s probably on the right track.

    • rhywun

      Financial planners recommend that lucky lotto winners ought to collect their winnings through annual payments instead of the lump-sum payment Castro received.

      Not at my age.

      “It’s my money – I want it now!”

      • The Other Kevin

        While that does make sense, the other half of my brain says the government giveth and the government taketh away, and there’s nothing stopping them from cutting you off 10 years into the future.

      • UnCivilServant

        If I win, I want to get a lump sum because I am convinced New York will raise taxes going forward and I’d rather just get the funds out of their jurisdiction than see them eat more of each check.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I don’t believe it, anyway. Some think it’s safer because some lottery winners are dumb, but most would also say it’s financially beneficial to take the lump sum. But it’s become a mantra to use that line in these articles for some reason.

      • R C Dean

        Rule of thumb: after knocking the prize down to discounted present value and paying taxes, the lump sum will be about 35 – 40% of the face value. So lottery boy probably cashed a check at around $750MM. The financial planners saying he’s going to be broke because he spent 10% of that on real estate are idiots.

      • Sensei

        First rule about being an expert and being quoted. If you say something nuanced and conventional you won’t make the story unless that was the author’s original intent.

        It’s really depressing to see how media works.

      • juris imprudent

        It is, but you also have to give credit to journalists – they know who they are selling their narratives to. Media consumers are dumber than media producers.

    • Suthenboy

      Yes. Narcissism and self-indulgence seems to be all the rage in the west these days.

  3. Brochettaward

    I’ve got my Firsting pants on today, second men and women of Glibertarians. It’s going to be even more special for you to witness my glory than normal.

    • Brochettaward

      I can feel the First percolating in my loin and into my First sack. Right now, it is numb like it was just stung by a bee, but it as it reverberates into a fever pitch the numbness will become a great groundswell that can no longer be contained unleashed upon the world in a fury blast.

  4. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe I’ll just have myself buried in a giant pit with all my possessions, like an Egyptian Pharaoh.

    • Brochettaward

      The pyramids were ancient power plants.

      • Suthenboy

        I thought they were portals to another dimension brought here by aliens?
        I am confused now.

      • R.J.

        They were big pranks by the Greys. They are still snickering as we try to find deeper meaning.

      • CPRM

        They were grain silos and closets for multi-color dream coats.

  5. pistoffnick

    I agree with you on the door

    /and maybe the green dress too, but I don’t think I could pull it off, myself.

    • The Other Kevin

      I don’t think you could pull it off, either. She’s a lady and she’s married.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        But he probably has more curves than parking lot Knightly, who looks like a 2×4 in that dress.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Very at-tracht-tive.

  6. Fatty Bolger

    That guy got $630 million in a lump sum AFTER taxes, but buying $76 million in property, an appreciable asset, is going to break him. 🙄

    • Suthenboy

      yep. He will be broke in shockingly short order. Oh well, his money and all that.

    • Mojeaux

      The pattern of spending is the indication.

      • Fatty Bolger

        He’s bought three properties, and still has over half a billion dollars left over. Would anybody think that amount of property was unusual for your typical half a billionaire?

    • Drake

      If I won (particularly unlikely since I rarely play) nobody outside my immediate family would know.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Sure. But some people want to be famous.

  7. Suthenboy

    I am good with the massive door….I want to build some for my own home. The pivot hinge? Not so much on that.
    Massive door to me means massive hinges or piano type hinges making the door nearly impossible to batter in.

    I like all of the clever things. Now that all of the kids flew the coop and the dogs are old and lazy perhaps Mrs. Suthenboy and I can have nice things again.

    Lottery: Form trust, pay yourself a comfortable salary as manager of the trust. Living trust owns everything…in my case timber land. Buy a few thousand more acres and hire family members then pay them comfortable salary. The bulk of the money goes into fund paying the highest interest, index, savings, whatever. Taxes and salaries come from the fund payment.
    Throwing money in the air self indulgently and WHEEEEEEEEEing while you watch it blow away like smoke in the wind is beyond stupid.
    I dont really want much, hell I have had everything already at some point in my life already. I want that kind of money to last many generations for my family long after I am gone. It aint about just me.

    • The Other Kevin

      For me the biggest luxury in life is to wake up and spend the day however I want. That means no job, and maybe paying someone to do the yard work and clean the house.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This guy gets it^
        Security and freedom are priceless. No amount of money in the world can take the place of that.
        I dont lay awake at night worrying about paying bills. I learned that lesson early and spent my time since then making sure that doesnt happen to us.
        People who are foolish with money think we are rich. We are not. We are just not stupid, self-indulgent and dont suffer from poor impulse control.

      • juris imprudent

        Controlling impulses is so white and bourgeoisie.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I’M RICH, BE-OTCH!!!

        -Tyrone Bigums

      • Fourscore

        There’s a point where enough is enough.

        That’s the problem I have with politicians going on and on…

        Stay home, bake cookies, take someone out to lunch. Have a life besides the pretend thing politicians do.

      • R C Dean

        What Suthen said. It’s remarkable how your quality of life goes up when you don’t have to worry about paying the bills, even when you are still working your ass off. And when you get to the point that you don’t have to work your ass off, either, that’s some good livin’.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        My father had a decent amount of money. He told me, “The nice thing about money isn’t all the stuff you can buy with it. It’s the bullshit you don’t have to put up with.”

    • The Other Kevin

      Mrs. TOK’s idea is to hire a lawyer to help us secretly pay off the mortgages of people we know. Would love for them to have their check returned with a letter saying their balance is zero.

      My hockey team’s budget is less than $100k a year, it would be great to cover that every year.

  8. juris imprudent

    I wouldn’t think you’d be dusting rings; either wear them or they sit in a box.

    • Mojeaux

      I have never been but I’ve seen docs on TV and I fluv it!

  9. pistoffnick

    Its hard to win the lottery if you never buy a ticket.

    Then again I have never wasted money on a non-winning ticket either.

    • Mojeaux

      Husband buys a few here and there but he doesn’t like the odds and they require money to participate. However, I suspect he buys more than he lets on.

      That said, the radio station constantly has contests to win for lottery tickets, which he does frequently, so he does have a chance without spending money.

    • Fourscore

      Every time I don’t buy a ticket I feel like a winner.

      /Never have bought a ticket, goes back to counting the winnings.

      • Fourscore

        I have seen and so have you. $20 for gas (how much gas do you get for $20?), 2 packs of smokes, the rest of the $50 in lottery tickets, on the card.

        Do scratch offs, lose money instantly

      • Nephilium

        Yeah. The Ohio lottery has (to my understanding) released an app and started taking CC payments (and have machines that accept CC payments). That seems even more unseemly than the casinos doing it.

      • pistoffnick

        Do other states have pull tab games? I’ve seen people buy the whole box just so they can win a couple bucks.

        /they’ll make up the profit shortfall on volume!

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      If you were meant to win, the casino, er, the lottery wouldn’t exist.

    • DrOtto

      The only time I ever bought tickets was as part of a work pool. I figured I’d be damned if I’d be the only one to have to show up and answer phones if the rest of the department won.

  10. Suthenboy

    Massive door…..hickory? Red oak? White oak? Walnut? Cherry?
    The most beautiful wood I have ever seen was a piece of 1/4 sawn hickory. Looking at it almost made me cry for two reasons: beauty and what it was. It would have made a stunning gun stock yet someone had made a fucking mop handle from it.

    Opinions on wood?

    • kinnath

      Whenever I can.

    • Mojeaux

      When I get back to my office I’ll link you some YouTubes of this guy who makes fine furniture from 4-figure slabs of wood.

      • kinnath

        Blacktail Studio perhaps

      • Mojeaux

        Yes but there’s another one I can’t think of.

      • kinnath

        There are many out there.

        Blacktail is woodworking with constant snark. It’s the snark that is intriguing. Although, I do appreciate how open he is about the way he does things.

        Dusty Lumber Company has perfected the 3 minute attention grabber. He never speaks; he just shows. And I have learned a lot from him just from those short videos.

    • kinnath

      I bought a new dining set about 3 years ago. It is 1/4 sawn white oak. It is gorgeous.

      But I prefer to work with Walnut, and I like the look of walnut more than oak.

      I’ve done a little work with cherry, and I like the final results.

      I’ve also worked with Kentucky Coffee Bean which is a pretty orangish wood that is hard as a rock. It makes white oak seem soft.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Modern quarter sawn Oak is not as pretty as the vintage stuff. I am sitting in a chair I restored a couple years ago that was a mail-order special, and the wood, which was pretty average for that time, is miles away from anything I have seen in a hardwood specialty shop. Not too surprising, but still, fairly disappointing. So, I agree with you re Walnut.

      • Grummun

        If you can find any pieces straight enough / long enough to be of use, osage orange (hedge) is super hard. The heartwood is a virulent yellow when you cut it, but it quickly oxidizes to a not-very-exciting light brown.

        Also makes great firewood, burns very hot. Need to be careful with it, or it’ll melt your stove and burn your house down.

      • Suthenboy

        I did not know that about Osage. Same is true of Blackjack oak. When I have any I only use one piece at a time for a fire, the rest being red oak.

    • Grummun

      Durability, I’d say the harder/heavier woods: white oak, hickory, maybe hard maple. Or some of the exotic hardwoods (“Brazilian cherry”) are super hard.

      If you want something striking, there are lots of options for fancy figure.

      My childhood church (went back recently for a funeral) has replaced all the interior woodwork with quartersawn white oak. It’s amazing. I spent the entire service gawking at the woodwork.

      Curly cherry or curly (tiger) maple is nice. Quartersawn sycamore, if you can find it, has some giant flake.

      This place: https://www.door.cc/ is where we bought our cherry interior doors when built the house.

    • R C Dean

      Pater Dean built a house designed by Bro Dean, the architect. It has redwood ceilings in places and some posts and whatnot. There is a pile of “scrap” redwood in the barn, including some 4 x4s, 2 x 4s, etc. That’s some good lookin’ wood, I tell ya.

  11. Mojeaux

    I’ll be honest and say that while I’ve never been one for uncontrollable envy beyond wondering what I need to do to get X thing other people have, my envy has been getting a little out of control lately. I’d really like a new car, and that is not in the cards. Hence, this post. Pinterest is easier when I have accepted my lot in life, and lately I’m not very accepting.

    • kinnath

      I want the things I want because I want them. I don’t give a shit about what other people have.

      • juris imprudent

        This is exactly why we are so unrepresentative of the general population.

      • kinnath

        Yes, I am accustomed to being a loner.

      • Fourscore

        You fit in well at HH, ‘course that could be the mead you share and everyone enjoys.

      • kinnath

        Thanks

      • Mojeaux

        I’ve talked before about having a swimming pool is my “I’ve made it” symbol. Do I WANT a pool? Sure. I also want to be able to afford it. Do I want the shit that goes with it? No, not really. Still want one tho.

      • Nephilium

        I told the girlfriend that season tickets were one of my “I’ve made it” symbols. So far it’s looking like I picked a good year to have made it.

      • juris imprudent

        [Somewhere in the distance, the Fates hear the dim sound of hopes rising, and they giggle in anticipation.]

      • Nephilium

        /is already waiting for the football to be yanked away

        On the other hand, I got to see a shutout as well as an upset that came down to the visitors missing a field goal. Although OMWC was there for my (regular season) streak of Browns win when I attended to be broken.

      • R.J.

        My brother in law has a few profound sayings. One of his best is “YOU don’t need a pool and a boat. You need FRIENDS who have a pool and a boat.”

      • Sensei

        That’s the way I feel about dogs. I like them and I happy to play with friend’s dogs, but too much work to own.

      • pistoffnick

        My “I’ve made it” was to have no more particle board furniture.

        I still haven’t made it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Wooden furniture is cheap these days, I hear.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        It is having my property paid off, and I am 3/4 of the way there.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^ this is mine, too. There are many nice things in the world that I wouldn’t turn down if given to me, but I reject buying them in favor of dumping gobs of money into the mortgage.

        I’d personally sacrifice quite a bit to have a paid off house by age 40, but I don’t think it’s the best choice for the family. Better to enjoy life now and pay on the house another few years. If finances trend neutral, 8-9 years is what it’ll take. Less if I can get my side gig going.

      • Suthenboy

        Pools are exactly like boats….2 best days of. your life.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I’m surprised there are so many near me. If you loooove swimming, sure and why not? But otherwise…

      • juris imprudent

        We didn’t look to have a pool when we bought our house in San Diego, but we enjoyed it. It was particularly enjoyable on the warm evenings for a before-bed dip.

        Of course that was only a handful of days out of the year.

      • Mojeaux

        I can hardly help that if someone has something that catches my eye that I didn’t know it existed before they had it.

      • kinnath

        There is a difference between seeing something new and deciding you want it now and wanting something just because someone else has one.

    • Fatty Bolger

      My vehicle is almost 10 years old, and I’m in no hurry to replace it after seeing current car prices. Yikes.

    • grrizzly

      I’ve been driving the only car I’ve ever purchased for 16.5 years.

      • Fourscore

        20 years on this one, parked next to my wife’s ’85 Mazda. While I could buy a new truck and always kick the tires when I’m getting Ford service I always ask myself why? My ’04 has 108 K, I drive about 2-300 miles a month, runs like new, no rust apparent.. The Mazda has 90K and has been parked for the last 30 years. Recently had it running.

  12. Nephilium

    One of my favorite clocks in the house is a model that is no longer made. It’s the TIX clock. It has four sections of LED lights in the pattern 3, 9, 6, 9. The way to tell the time is to count how many spaces are lit up in each section, and use that as the digit that corresponds to the position. So, if it was 1545, there would the following number of lit up lights: 1, 5, 4, 5. The lights change either every minute, every 10 seconds, or every second.

    Someone did come out with a second generation model, but has closed new orders after dealing with parts delays due to the lockdowns.

      • Nephilium

        Both of you can try to sell them, but I’ve never liked wearing watches. I put up with a Fitbit now for some fitness tracking and the like. In general, I’m not a fan of jewelry, my one sop is that I have a couple of sets of nice cuff links for when I need to clean up nice (and when I could fit into the French cuffed shirts that I own).

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I feel naked without a wristwatch. Nothing fancy, either a Hamilton Military or a Swiss Army, but I feel like a child when I don’t wear one.

        Fitbits are for children, as are iWatches.

      • kinnath

        I wore a wristwatch until I moved to Phoenix. I got tired have having a permanent white band around my wrist, so I switched to a pocket watch.

        I became very adept at reading wrist watches from up to 10 feet away and almost any angle. There would be at least half a dozen watches available in any given meeting.

      • Sensei

        On Wall St. they were used as social signaling.

        I cut through this by wearing vintage watches. They all looked the part, but nobody knew what the real value was because the market is so broad that values range in the $100s to $100,000s.

      • kinnath

        Social signaling in engineering has devolved to which era band t-shirt you wear.

        Alternatively, how loud your Hawaiian shirt is.

        I don’t wear band t-shirts.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        No matter what I do, my wrist will be white. A dead fish shade of white. Thus is the curse of the ginger.

      • kinnath

        Not my problem. I tan just fine.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I miss them. I gotta get a Timex. My Swiss watch needs too much maintenance (not just batteries but watchbands) for daily use.

      • R.J.

        Codpiece watch?

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Don’t be a dick.

      • Beau Knott

        Seems to be a nonologue…

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        My taint is an island between two black holes…

        /www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmlCir27FQs&t=330s

  13. juris imprudent

    So Taibbi has a new piece up about UK censorship and the name Imran Ahmed comes up, so I try digging around a little. Rather mysterious fellow for being an expert in countering hate and disinformation, but turns out he co-authored (with a Labour political hack) a book called The New Serfdom: The Triumph of Conservative Ideas and How to Defeat Them. The Amazon page for that had this as the first review:

    Stalin and Mao combined killed close to 100-million people…. and all 100-million would rather be where they are now as opposed to having to read this book. It’s literally that boring.

    • Fatty Bolger

      That’s great.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    When I get back to my office I’ll link you some YouTubes of this guy who makes fine furniture from 4-figure slabs of wood.

    This reminds me of a video I saw quite a while ago, which I would never be able to find again.

    There is this 100 year old Japanese guy, sitting on the floor making a small chest. Doing it it the old fashioned way. Beautiful. Perfect.

    • Fatty Bolger

      If you ever come across it again, link it. I’d love to watch that.

      • kinnath

        I’ve seen this video before.

      • Sensei

        I enjoy anybody that takes pride in his or her trade and work.

        The difference construction in the US and Japan is really interesting. They allow much steeper pitch stairs than we would ever consider here.

      • kinnath

        Space is at an extreme premium in Japan.

      • Sensei

        Also far fewer attorneys per capita.

        I remember visiting Matsumodo Castle walking around it in my socks on the polished wooden floors and stairs with one hand encumbered with my shoes in a plastic bag. I expected to see lots of old tourists flat on their back rolling in pain.

        https://www.justonecookbook.com/matsumoto-castle-guide/

        (Scroll down for pictures of some of the steps/ladders you climbed.)

      • kinnath

        There is a park near here where they have relocated a number of homes from the beginnings of the state (Iowa).

        These prairie homes typically have two stories. You get to the second story that something that is a cross between stairs and a ladder.

        It was very uncomfortable going down.

      • Grummun

        Apparently in Japan you can get straight framing lumber. Gosh that must be nice.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Bookmarked, thanks.

    • kinnath

      Not woodworking.

      I know this guy. His facebook videos are hypnotic.

    • Mojeaux

      Japanese joinery is pure sorcery. Change my mind.

  15. DEG

    Dirndls…. mmmmm

    • DEG

      Though looking at the featured image again… she’s a virgin. Or confused about the Dirndl knot means.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Look at how many 40 year old women with kids get married in white.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      As a straight woman, I concur zat zey are sehr cute.

  16. DEG

    I like the stained glass stack of books lamp.

  17. EvilSheldon

    Really, a few tens of millions would take care of all my material fantasies. I’d probably blow the rest financing low-cost, high-value shooting ranges in underserved communities, and hiring politicians and bureaucrats to fight to the death in my gladiator arena.

    • R.J.

      I like the cut of your jib, mister.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      I like the cut of your jib!

      • kinnath

        Stereo!

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        A missive arrives too late, it seems, for Rosecrantz and Guildenstern are dead.

      • R.J.

        Great minds think alike.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        We really are in an echo chamber.

      • DEG

        Hmm… I said, “echo”, and I still couldn’t get the platinum bar.

  18. "RFK Jr Apologist"

    Buying multiple houses is gauche. All the rage is buying farmland nowadays. Probably a better appreciating asset too.

    • "RFK Jr Apologist"

      The greatest thing to piss your money away on is physical books. They take up a ton of space, they seem superfluous in our modern age, and they are a terrible thing to bequeath to your descendants. I own a bunch

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Flammable, heavy… Decorative, noise-reducing, often useful… ⚖️

  19. The Late P Brooks

    All the rage is buying farmland nowadays.

    You can build the City of the Future on it (modeled after a 17th century European fantasy).

    • mindyourbusiness

      I’d rather go for something that looked like Broadacre City, Wright’s urban design.

      • rhywun

        Suburban, really. Take out the whirlycopters and swap out the tiny cars for SUVs and you’ve got basically any modern suburb.

      • mindyourbusiness

        Yeah, the times finally caught up with the old boy.

  20. Gender Traitor

    I love the book dishes! I suspect they can be found somewhere for less than the LoC is charging, so I may go forth on a quest to find them. As if I need another set of dishes. Though the everyday non-Corelle ones ARE getting rather worn…

  21. Sean

    On topic: I just washed my SUV.

    Shiny.

  22. Mojeaux

    Yeah, so my husband just won this.

    • Pine_Tree

      Not sure what you mean by “weird”, but I’m assuming you haven’t seen the video. Very clearly not an accident, so manslaughter at least.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Haven’t seen (don’t care to), but it sounds like the living skater has a history of aggression.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      In a prevention of future deaths report, coroner Tanyka Rawden called for compulsory use of neck guards in ice hockey.

      🙄🙄🙄🙄

      • R.J.

        Pie hardest hit.

    • rhywun

      It is some weird journalistic practice to not name the “suspect” even when everyone knows who it is?!

      • Sensei

        BBC – UK has some weird laws that don’t apply here.

  23. creech

    Half a billion $$? I’d use some to set up “The One True Libertarian Institute.”. That’s assuming I could find one who was acceptable. Lots of houses? Nah, one could always short term rent in whatever location(Tuscany, Hawaii, Telluride, Key West, etc.) strikes your immediate fancy.

    • Sensei

      You still needed to pass the bar, but NJ had an apprentice program that let you go straight from HS to taking the bar.

      It’s long since grandfathered, but my dad worked with one (likely long dead) individual.

      • Gustave Lytton

        CA does or did. Whatshername tried it until giving up.

      • Suthenboy

        Used to be that way here. I missed it by one generation.

    • kinnath

      Stupid is as stupid does.

    • Sensei

      That poor person’s car that gets swiped at the end.

    • rhywun

      Wow.