Thursday Morning Links

by | Nov 30, 2023 | Daily Links | 249 comments

Ahahahahaha!

Aside from the ManUre bed-shitting, I don’t see much going on in the sports world. Well, maybe the CFB transfer portal going crazy. That’s noteworthy too, I suppose. Anyway, sports news is a bit thin, so I’m moving on.

What a weirdo. I’m surprised he hasn’t claimed that he was secretly elected Speaker and has the ability to nullify the vote.

Well, shit. This was too soon. He will be mourned.

Then would have been better.

Well, shit. This was 50 years too late. Piss on his ashes.

I hope they bankrupt these fuckers. Financially, not morally. That happened a long time ago.

Can these assholes not leave anybody alone for a moment? Just for a little while, please?

I want to hate everybody involved here. The Feds are overstepping. And at the same time, the local government are doing the same. I guess respecting private property rights and staying out of it is just impossible to all of these meddlesome clowns.

“GFY,” lol

Oh, Elon. This might not be your best financial decision. But I certainly respect the honesty. And I also respect the meltdown it’s caused by some people on your platform. That part has been hilarious.

This will definitely solve a problem. What that problem is, I couldn’t begin to tell you. But I’m sure it will solve it.

I know I played them recently, but I don’t care. I will drink a pint of Guinness and pour another one out tonight. And here’s the Christmas one. Anyway, he will be sadly missed. Enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely, rainy Thursday, dear friends.

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249 Comments

  1. WTF

    I hope they bankrupt these fuckers. Financially, not morally. That happened a long time ago.

    As if we needed any more proof as to what dishonest pieces of shit these race hustlers are.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s difficult to keep the grift going when the demand for racism outstrips the supply.

      • AlexinCT

        Indubitably, however the people that then manufacture the rage will eventually go to far and then get their deserved just deserts…

        Lawfare was the left’s way to fuck over political enemies. Looks like the people that used to pooh-pooh that realized what is good for the goose is also good for the gander and finally are giving back some of that sweet prison love.

  2. Rat on a train

    “And by him taking the position that he took in quite a public manner, we just felt that the association with that position and Elon Musk and X was not necessarily a positive one for us,” Iger said, per Deadline.
    Not enough pedo material on X for Disney?

    • UnCivilServant

      No, after losing gratuitious amounts of money on films no one watched, they don’t have an ad budget.

  3. Grumbletarian

    Can these assholes not leave anybody alone for a moment? Just for a little while, please?

    And risk the chance that some people might forget they’re assholes?

    • rhywun

      Yeah, being an asshole and shitting all over your nest goes with the territory of being a radical leftist (or just playing one on TV).

  4. PieInTheSky

    I hope they bankrupt these fuckers. Financially, not morally. That happened a long time ago.

    journalists re the enemies, if you can call these fuckers journalists

  5. Nephilium

    Damn it. Shane just got out of the hospital too.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s a miracle he lived as long as he did.

  6. PieInTheSky

    Oh, Elon. This might not be your best financial decision. But I certainly respect the honesty. And I also respect the meltdown it’s caused by some people on your platform. That part has been hilarious.

    time will tell I suppose but the sides are getting clearer

    • Rat on a train

      It even got Keith Olbermann to quit for a moment, but like all the pledges to leave the US if a Republican is elected they can’t follow through.

      • sloopyinca

        The Olbermann return yesterday was one of the funniest moments I’d seen on there in a while.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Did he even last an hour?

  7. PieInTheSky

    This will definitely solve a problem. What that problem is, I couldn’t begin to tell you. But I’m sure it will solve it.

    the problem is history.

    • rhywun

      Put everyone associated with the place in the stockade, destroy the campus, salt the earth, and maybe then we can talk about healing.

      • SDF-7

        Wait… when did we start talking about the FBI now?

  8. PieInTheSky

    so how are y’all enjoying the extra long weekend? No work, lighter traffic

    • Gender Traitor

      Are you thinking of the American Thanksgiving holiday? If so, that was last weekend – on the early side this year. (Always 4th Thursday.)

      • UnCivilServant

        I was hoping it was some sort of Romanian holiday where they slaughter any Turks foolish enough to come within slaughtering distance.

      • UnCivilServant

        By that I mean ‘West of the Caspian Sea’

      • Rat on a train

        I need a long weekend to recover from last weekend.

      • SDF-7

        I took the whole week off because today is the yearly one-day-I-like-to-never-work-on and it seemed silly to have the gaps around it right after Thanksgiving weekend.

        But as I’m no Washington, Lincoln or MLK — I certainly don’t expect the rest of the country to be following suit.

      • PieInTheSky

        today in orthodox is saint Andrew’s feast which is a public holiday as he is the patron saint of Romana. tomorrow is the national day of Romania and also free.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m up for celebrating both those. Cheers!

      • Suthenboy

        I see the word ‘feast’. This piques my interest.

      • AlexinCT

        Blood for the vampirshi!

      • juris imprudent

        Careful, you don’t want to cross Saint Andrew.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        👏

      • pan fried wylie

        “Hey guys, how are you Americans enjoying the day off that’s happening today in my country and not yours? Probably eating too much sugar I bet while just being generally non-European and shitty and using gay formatting in your posts here. Enjoy!”

        Voiced by Bronson Pinchot as Balky

  9. rhywun

    The GOP would be wise to keep that weirdo around for the numbers, which means of course they will eject him and the seat will flip back to the Dems at the earliest opportunity.

    • R C Dean

      Work a deal. Pick a Dem who has egregiously lied during their campaign, and offer a package deal – Santos plus a Dem who did the same thing. Watch the enthusiasm to boot Santos evaporate.

      It all does seem like an awful lot of strum and drang over mostly ceremonial positions, though.

      • UnCivilServant

        Look, he’s from New York, the Census cheats overcounted New Yorkers by at least a congressional seat or two. Just fix the census valuations and the problem goes away.

      • Tonio

        “STRUM and drang”

        I thought we were talking about Santos, not The Pogues.

      • sloopyinca

        ::polite applause::

      • juris imprudent

        Now I want to listen to German based bluegrass – sturm & twang.

      • SDF-7

        Very nice. Wish I could come up with a follow up joke… but nothing in my head is rising to that level, so just noting my appreciation.

      • R C Dean

        Well, the original autocorrect was strum and drank. I fixed the second one, but the first one got by.

      • UnCivilServant

        Strum and Drank… Can’t tell if Irish or German guitarists.

    • The Last American Hero

      I see it as just more anti-gay hate. I’m surprised the right isn’t playing that angle up.

  10. R C Dean

    I think Elon probably understands a couple of things.

    (1) Chasing ad revenue too hard makes your site a dumpster fire. See almost every news media site on the intertubes.

    (2) Virtue signaling has its (financial) limits. At some point, the giant pile of eyeballs that Twitter represents will just be too much for advertisers to ignore any longer. They’ll be back.

    • Nephilium

      For point 2, that only holds true if X keeps up the number of active users. Elon killing large numbers of bots hurt that (for valid and good reasons).

      • R.J.

        I beed to do some research. I believe I read an article indicating X had surpassed Facebook in daily clicks.

        Also Apple can fuck off. I accelerated my exit from their ecosystem. I got a degoogled phone, will write about it soon.

      • invisible finger

        Killing large numbers of bots likely INCREASES the percentage of click-throughs on ads. If you’re an advertiser, that is what you are after – sending an ad to a bot is pointless. So killing bots likely increases X’s ad rates.

    • prolefeed

      Elon illustrating what “Fuck You Money” literally means.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Chasing ad revenue too hard makes your site a dumpster fire. See almost every news media site on the intertubes.

      See also, YouTube and Instagram. I’m all for the occasional ad, but the ratio is getting close to 50/50 on Insta between the ads and the “suggestions”. YouTube is basically unwatchable anymore because there are fewer skippable ads and the frequency of ad breaks have increased dramatically.

  11. rhywun

    The best part of the pint-sized MAGA racist Chiefs fan story is when someone spent two minutes and thirty seconds digging through Deadspin writer Carron Phillips’ tweeters and uncovered mountains of blatantly (but fashionably) racist garbage.

    • juris imprudent

      Deadspin writer

      Funny how that reads as chronic masturbator.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I really hope he gets a heaping helping of cancel culture for this. What’s good for the goose….

  12. Not Adahn

    ‘We allow people to exercise their first amendment, but by no means do we allow anyone to come out here to do hate,

    Ah yes, the ol’ “hate speech isn’t free speech” justificaiton. Haven’t seen that one in a few days.

    • WTF

      Sorry, speech that is controversial and offensive is exactly what is protected by the first amendment. Obvious to anyone with at least half a brain.

      • AlexinCT

        I have no problem with people that don’t like hate speech, but the only way I am for allowing censorship of hate speech is if I and only I get to decide what it is. I trust nobody else to do that. Especially not government bureaucracies.

    • R C Dean

      “We’re intolerant of the intolerant, and we hate the haters. Thus proving we are so much better than intolerant, hateful people.”

    • sloopyinca

      I wonder if they still show the Skokie film in high schools.

      Hell, I wonder if they even have Civics classes anymore, now that I think about it.

      • AlexinCT

        Civics classes now teach kids about the oppressors (the successful) and the oppressed (the slackers, losers, and the unlucky) and that the solution is a return to marxist feudalism under the same leadership of oppressors.

  13. KK, Non-Man

    Everyone on Twitter & Facederp: “Shane McGowan died!!!!”

    I had no idea who TF that was. I know the Pogues. I don’t know them enough to know the individual band members’ names.

    • Tonio

      Some things you just don’t voluntarily admit, hon.

      • KK, Non-Man

        🙄

      • SDF-7

        No shame. I not only don’t know the band members names, I barely recall the band most days. Just not my speed, sorry.

      • KK, Non-Man

        I don’t feel at all ashamed 🙂

      • AlexinCT

        Good for you cause I have no fucking clue about the pugs or whatever either.

      • Tonio

        Okay, even as a long-term Pogues fan I’d have trouble identifying anyone other than Shane, or telling you what instruments they played. But the frontman is different.

      • KK, Non-Man

        The only Pogues song I have on my playlist wasn’t even sung by that guy 🤷‍♀️

      • rhywun

        I never liked them.

        There, I said it.

      • prolefeed

        No idea who the Pogues are, unless using the military term.

      • juris imprudent

        There’s plenty of room in this world for people with no taste. Am I mistaken, aren’t you a Black 47 fan (to some degree)?

      • Ted S.

        Yeah; look how many people like beer. :-p

      • rhywun

        Wasn’t me.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I had no idea who the Pogues were before now.

      • Nephilium

        Then you have a lovely catalog to get caught up on.

      • Fatty Bolger

        I will definitely check them out. I hope it’s more rewarding than when people recommended Flight of the Conchords.

      • Nephilium

        I would start with either Red Roses For Me; If I Should Fall From Grace With God; or Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash. Nearly every song on those three albums is wonderful.

        Personal favorites include The Sickbed of Cuchulainn, Boys From County Hell, Turkish Song of the Damned, Fairytale of New York, Sally MacLennane, and Streams of Whiskey.

        If you like the Pogues, I would also give a strong recommendation to a New York band called the Prodigals.

    • Nephilium

      Shane is infamous for getting kicked out of the Pogues for drinking too much. Kicked out of an Irish punk band for drinking too much.

      He also did a spin off band called the Popes. There’s also audio on one of the live recordings of Shane where the band thanked whoever got pants onto Shane before the show, as he was amazingly intoxicated. He could still sing beautifully, but when he was talking it was a mess of slurred speech and trailing off.

      • juris imprudent

        I don’t recall the comedian, but he did the same riff on Slash: what the hell could you do that is so debauched to get kicked out of Guns & Roses?

      • Nephilium

        Wasn’t that just due to Axl and Slash hating each other?

      • The Last American Hero

        Yes. Steve Adler (drums) got kicked out for partying too hard.

      • B.P.

        He was also in a band before the Pogues — The Nipple Erectors.

        I’m glad I got to see the Pogues back in the day.

      • Mark76

        I saw him with the Popes twice, and saw the Pogues twice when they re-united. The first show with the Popes, he was about an hour late getting on stage, and then later in the show said, “Politeness costs nothing, ya cunts!”

    • Mojeaux

      I know the name “The Pogues” because of Neph and I have clicked through to listen to a few seconds of indecipherable gibberish he called “music,” and that’s where I stopped. I think it was a “Christmas” song. Noped right out.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s one of the rare Christmas songs that uses “scumbag” unironically.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Happy Christmas, my arse / I pray God it’s our last.

        All right, more Eire-philia for me and maybe KSue.

      • Nephilium

        I could have been someone

        Well so could anyone
        You took my dreams from me
        When I first found you

        I kept them with me babe
        I put them with my own
        Can’t make it all alone
        I’ve built my dreams around you

        Is the section that gets me nearly every time.

    • AlexinCT

      A link to Facecunte is a daily ray of sunshine?

      SAY IT AIN’T SO!

      Have no account and never will on that information stealing site.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have their domains blocked at the DNS level, so there’s no sunshine from that pihole.

    • juris imprudent

      Heh, FB informed me that my post saying “Bury him at sea, so no murdered ghost can haunt him. RIP Shane McGowan” violated community standards and my account may face action. I’ve always wondered what it would take to get put on FB’s Time Out. Now I may know.

      This is why AI doesn’t frighten me in all that much. Algorithms are stupid – they do exactly what you tell them to do, even if it isn’t what you wanted or makes no sense.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s going to be interesting to see if they can train AI to ignore those violations if the right person says it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw, I Like 👍 your comment.

  14. rhywun

    By limiting the availability of affordable housing, the local veto disproportionately harms Black and Hispanic households.

    Has anyone on the left considered not trapping blacks and hispanics in poverty, so that using them as convenient pawns in their morality plays becomes less attractive?

    • SDF-7

      That might reduce their political power, so hell no they’re not going to solve the problem when they can keep exploiting it. LBJ didn’t set things up for them to just let it go, after all!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yep, keep people on the brink of financial disaster/homelessness and they’ll thank you for the scraps when you bring them.

      • juris imprudent

        Credit to LBJ, he figured out how to keep them on the plantation without violence.

    • WTF

      The party of government dependence needs constituencies dependent on government.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop talking crazy rhywun!

    • Nephilium

      “So… we should kill all the white guys?”

      -useful idiots

  15. Pope Jimbo

    The busybodies in Minneapolis: I felt a great disturbance in the Happiness, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in happiness. I must make sure they are permanently silenced.

    For decades, cigar aficionados who wanted to ease into a leather chair and furl their fingers around a tobacco leaf — and put a match to it — had somewhere to go: a cigar lounge.

    Their days might be numbered in Minneapolis, as the city is poised to outlaw its last public cigar room, Anthony’s Pipe & Cigar Lounge in Uptown.

    On Wednesday, a council committee approved a series of changes to the city’s tobacco regulations that would make it illegal to “sample” tobacco products in dedicated tobacco stores — an exception in the state’s indoor-smoking ban that has allowed people to light up in cigar lounges, hookah bars and some smoke shops since the ban became law in 2007.

    The closing of the “sampling loophole,” as anti-smoking advocates have come to refer to it, is part of a wider anti-smoking effort that would outlaw discounts and coupons for cigarettes anywhere in the city.

    “Loophole” = people obeying the law, but in ways I do not personally approve of.

    • AlexinCT

      Do Minnesodans deserve the idiot leadership they elected/

      • Pope Jimbo

        Sadly, I think we deserve even worse.

      • AlexinCT

        Damn, your holiness…

        That left a mark.

      • juris imprudent

        Then good news – you’re probably going to get it!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Now they’ll just smoke at home so congrats assholes. I couldn’t imagine being such a busybody that I’d ever give a damn about something like that…must be a sad life.

      • juris imprudent

        Go hang out with some normies, and you’re right, it’s a sad life.

    • rhywun

      Good. There should never have been elitist exceptions in the first place.

      • Nephilium

        There should have never been government bans in the first place.

        /fondly remembers a couple of smoke-easies that existed back in the day

      • rhywun

        Oh of course. One way to get there might be to apply all the stupid shit to everyone equally and then see what happens.

      • Nephilium

        There’s a reason I dislike selective prosecution.

      • R C Dean

        Those damn snooty monocle wearing hookah aficionados have it coming, amirite?

      • rhywun

        Yeah, we have the “religious” hookah loophole. It’s such transparent bullshit.

    • Rat on a train

      “Salt is not good for you, hence, it is illegal.”

      I hate smoking but I hate how smoking is treated by the government more.

    • Fourscore

      First they came for the loopholes and I didn’t care…

      Then they came for the assholes and I didn…….hey, hey, wait a damned min…

    • Pope Jimbo

      The Real Bad Boys?

      • The Gunslinger

        After years of losing seasons, all of those lottery picks are really starting to pay dividends. Not.

      • juris imprudent

        Building a losing culture!

      • Beau Knott

        That’s pretty on-brand for Detroit.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Cry me a river!

        – Long Time T-Woofs Fan

  16. Sensei

    Top. Men.

    One proposal for how to govern a post-Hamas Gaza, developed by the Israeli military’s think tank and viewed by The Wall Street Journal, would start with the creation of what it calls “Hamas-free safe zones” that would be ruled by a new Gaza authority backed by Saudi Arabia and the United Arab Emirates.

    Israel Considers How to Remove Threat of Hamas Fighters in Gaza

    • AlexinCT

      Best way to remove them is to not allow any of these Hamas people near education. Just like we should ban any and all marxists from education jobs in the US.

    • WTF

      Israel Considers How to Remove Threat of Hamas Fighters in Gaza

      Kill them all?

      • Fourscore

        Just make Gaza a gun free zone, solves the problem. I’ve seen the signs so it must work

      • Sensei

        Winner!

    • R C Dean

      Yeah, that’ll work as well as the UN oversight of the West Bank, under which Hezbollah has accumulated tens of thousands of missiles.

      Israel has lost the war. With pics and videos of adorable toddlers either just released or still in captivity, lots of hostages still in Hamas hands, and a cease-fire that gets extended and extended as hostages trickle out, the fighting is over. Hamas still runs Gaza, and now knows that hostages are their get-out-of-jail card no matter what atrocities they commit. Agreeing to the cease-fire will cost a lot of Israeli lives in the long run.

      • WTF

        Agreeing to the cease-fire will cost a lot of Israeli lives in the long run.

        And it amazes me that so many can’t see that.

    • R.J.

      Oh that’ll work great. Let Saudi Arabia govern it. Oh wait…

  17. Pope Jimbo

    I don’t even know what to quote in this story about the new Light Rail Code of Ethics that will seriously be enforced!

    Being asked to stop? I’m sure the hooligans will be shaking in their boots!!

    “For any code of conduct or illegal acts, you could be removed from transit,” said Pam Steffen, the customer relations and experience manager for Metro Transit. “Our officers are authorized to remove, cite or arrest, whereas other authorized personnel can tell customers, ‘hey, stop that or you are going to be asked to leave.’”

    Do I even want to know how much was spent on this?

    According to a presentation made to the transportation committee, staff reviewed conduct codes from 10 other transit systems and said the proposed Metro Transit code is nearly the same as those. The code was developed after conversations with transit staff and riders via in-person surveys on the system and social media.

    But how else could you come up with such an insightful list?

    Five things will be required of all riders – pay fares, wear “tops, bottoms and shoes,” only occupy one seat, have any non-alcoholic drinks covered and keep animals in carriers unless they are service animals.

    • Nephilium

      have any non-alcoholic drinks covered

      So alcoholic drinks don’t need to be covered?

      • Pope Jimbo

        That is in the auxiliary rules:

        The new code also includes a long list of behaviors that are not allowed.

        • Sexual or discriminatory treatment
        • Phone calls or music played through a speaker
        • Vulgar language
        • Eating
        • Soliciting, gambling, panhandling or loitering
        • Taking flammable or hazardous items on platforms or vehicles
        • Any items that blocks aisles
        • Riding bikes, skating or skateboarding

        The code will also include sanctions against behavior that is already illegal.

        • Threatening or spitting on people
        • Smoking, vaping or illegal drug use
        • Alcohol use
        • Sexual assault
        • Urination or defecation
        • Vandalizing or littering
        • Walking on tracks and trespassing

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Good to know we live in a society where no sexual assault has to be spelled out.

    • SDF-7

      I’m just stunned it doesn’t include implicit consent to a “On this Light Rail, We Believe….” type list, honestly.

    • rhywun

      What is the over/under on how long it will take before this is declared racist and scrapped?

    • Rat on a train

      Chicago is MAGA country.

      • AlexinCT

        Juicy Smolliet called and demanded his hoax back from the mayor!

        He should sue them on copy right infringement.

  18. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Shane MacGowan: I’d imagine he was more surprised than anyone that he made it to 40 much less 65. RIP and thanks for the tunes.

  19. AlexinCT

    HAH!

  20. Sensei

    Inconeivable!  Completely unforseeable.  

    Why No One Wants to Pay for the Green Transition

    Politicians and the public tend to think all investment is good for growth, an error that leads to all sorts of muddled thinking about climate.

    Technological transformations are positive supply shocks: a new, more efficient technology comes along, and investment naturally gravitates toward this new technology because it is profitable. 

    By contrast, the green transition is driven by public policy. It is “a negative supply shock, with an accompanying need to finance investments whose profitability cannot be taken for granted,” French economist Jean Pisani-Ferry wrote in a report commissioned by the French prime minister and released in English in November. “By putting a price—financial or implicit—on a free resource (the climate), the transition increases production costs, with no guarantee that the reduction in energy costs will eventually offset them, while the investments it calls for do not increase productive capacity but must nevertheless be financed.”

    • Rat on a train

      The rich are supposed to pay for it. Isn’t that SOP for public policy pitches?

      • AlexinCT

        What the rich are doing, well those connected to government and able to get some sweet tax payer lucre, is making bank while using this shit as a means to deny the serfs more and more of their rights each day with the end goal being a return to a marxist feudal system where the rich stay on top and live like royalty while the rest of us get to rent, eat bugs, and are then forced to admit the rich are our betters because they get A/C, heat, caviar & champaign to go with their Wagyu steak, while we just suffer in our cubes, eating bugs, and huddling together to avoid dying from cold.

      • R C Dean

        Ok, I see some commas, good show. Now maybe a few periods?

      • AlexinCT

        I can’t have periods despite what people say these days about guys being chicks…

      • prolefeed

        He’s getting closer to the punctuation delineation point between unhinged breathless rant versus thoughtful commentary. 😉

      • Mojeaux

        I’ll give him this. It’s not a run-on sentence. It’s grammatically correct (with one exception) and readable. He’s no Faulkner. It’s diagrammable.

      • robc

        Quote from a college English professor:

        “Ken Kesey is like Faulkner on acid. Which is actually easier to read than Faulkner.”

    • juris imprudent

      It’s like the myth of progress, and how the future will be better – infinitely.

    • Suthenboy

      Because people hate throwing away their hard earned resources on graft and corruption with no tangible benefit to themselves? That is what he said, isn’t it?

      “… the investments it calls for do not increase productive capacity but must nevertheless be financed.”
      I like the word ‘must’ in there. It MUST be financed. It is known. You may not question that.
      By the way, how many euroweenie countries have abandoned this watermelon bullshit after running out of money and having to chisel granny’s frozen corpse out of her bed in January?

      Because so many idiots have bought into the climate scam saying “Let’s stick with what we know works and seems to be working better all of the time and ignore will-o-the-wisp nonsense” has become taboo.

  21. Sean

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    • SDF-7

      Took a lot longer than it should have, but didn’t give in and go for hints at least.

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 11/30:
      *22/22 words (+4 bonus words)
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  22. Suthenboy

    It would be handy is people would write down what they see, what they experience and what goes on in the world around them. It would be handy because people in the future could read what they wrote. They would see what paths were taken in the past and where those paths lead. They could avoid mistakes that others before them had made. They would be better able to take the right paths, or at least better ones. If only people had thought of this before we today would have such records and could make better decisions.
    Sarcasm aside, when I see people today trying to erase history or re-write it I see it as a concession that they know very well that the paths they are attempting to lead us down are the wrong paths. They are erasing the evidence of past crimes to facilitate their own commission of present crimes.

    • juris imprudent

      You’re on the wrong side of history there mister. [hates that phrase so much he smacks his own face]

    • SDF-7

      Assuming we don’t suffer a complete technological collapse at some point — I expect the Future’s main problem with this era is going to be filtering the mass of data we’re building up. Yeah, AI yadda yadda, pattern matching yadda yadda… but there’s going to be a lot of daily experience that will simply be lost in the noise (or be the noise masking the signal if they’re delving into Facebook or Twit/X archives or whatnot).

      Imagine being the 23rd Century’s equivalent of Ken Burns and trying to make a documentary similar to reading Civil War letters… “June 6, 2015 — Like, omg — u r so hot. My SO is going shopping, come on over!” instead of reflections on the human experience….

      • The Other Kevin

        We can make fun of people recording everything they do and posting pictures of their meals, but I’d love to see that kind of detail from the past. What was a regular day like for my grandparents? Or someone who worked on they pyramids?

      • sloopyinca

        Or someone who worked on they pyramids?

        I suppose we’ll find that out after we get warp capabilities and the aliens who built them give us the details.

      • Beau Knott

        Um, that is the human experience [okay, part of it] and always has been.

      • Suthenboy

        That is a contemporary problem as well. We have such little information about the past that we lose sight of the fact that those people’s lives were as complex as our own today.
        Instead what we have is a kind of black and white comic book version of history.

      • invisible finger

        The contemporary problem is that we have so much “selective data” that misinterpretation is the order of the day. People today are not only ignorant of the past, they are ignorant of the present.

  23. Not Adahn

    Trustees and senior leaders have worked together in a deliberative and careful manner to respect and maintain the history and extraordinary philanthropy of the university’s founder,”

    Nothing says “respect” like digging up the unperson’s remains so they can be disposed of somewhere that goodpersons won’t have to be exposed to the unholy aura emanating from his white cishet bones.

  24. Not Adahn

    IT Lady had me watch 83 with her.

    It’s fascinating to see other countries overblown patriotic movies. I kinda like cricket now though.

    • Sensei

      See if you can get her to suggest some over the top Bollywood pictures.

    • Suthenboy

      I think there is a treatment for that.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s better than baseball, honestly.

      • Suthenboy

        I was thinking maybe lobotomy? Then I remembered that that would have the same effect as watching cricket.

    • Mojeaux

      There’s an Indian movie (not Bollywood) that I wanted to watch, but it didn’t come with subtitles. Can’t remember what it was now.

      • Not Adahn

        RRR is a non-Bollywood one, but it’s subtitled. And awesome.

  25. Suthenboy

    The whole point of leftist brainwashing is to make people unable to tell what is real and what is not real. When a person becomes so cognitively impaired that they are unable to see the reality that is right in front of their nose they will do anything they are told, no matter how absurd that command is. For the people that this does not work on a different tactic is required: coercion. If you tell an outrageous lie and coerce someone else to repeat it knowing it is a lie then you have created a coward. I dont think the people engineering this leftist evil care which kind of person they create because they are both equally easy to control. The idiot because they are not rational enough to figure out right from wrong and the coward because they dont dare say no.
    In a way this becomes a self-solving problem. The ranks of the people charged with dictating the required lies are composed of both idiots and cowards themselves. Both types are incompetents. We have seen this a number of times now: Reporter tells calculated lie about something that is ridiculously easy to see through expecting the idiots to nod in agreement and the coward to simply repeat the lie. The problem is that not everyone is a coward or an idiot. There will always be those willing to call the lie out.
    In the last two days I have seen a communist mayor claim that the disasters that blue cities have become are because of ultramegamaga right wing extremist wreckers. And Donnie Twoscoops, of course. In the same time period a leftist shill accused a child, very obviously dressed as a fan of his sports team in a common manner that people have done since forever, of wearing blackface. No doubt there were others in the crowd dressed in the same way. It boggles the mind. This reporter – calculated liar thinking everyone is an idiot or an idiot himself believing his own bullshit?
    *Thinking back on Sarah Silverman’s outrage at finding swastikas painted all over LA streets and sidewalks*
    Thinking of swastikas, there doesnt seem to be much made of pro-HAMAS protesters displaying swastikas. Have they forgotten that they are closet fascists and not supposed to say it out loud but rather accuse their ideological enemies the fascists? It is all so confusing.

    • AlexinCT

      The whole point of leftist brainwashing is to make people unable to tell what is real and what is not real

      From conversations I had with those subjected to it back when, marxism takes this concept a step further. The people in power would tell lies so bold and stupid everyone KNEW it was bullshit. But everyone would be forced to pretend the lie was accurate or else. If you even let on you knew you were being gaslighted, you would be picked up for some sweet vacation time in a gulag or sent to Lubyanka for a quick session of torture followed by a bullet to the back of the head and a bill for that to your family.

      • Suthenboy

        I thought I covered that.

      • AlexinCT

        Was backing you up Suthen…

    • juris imprudent

      Plato was cognitively impaired. He imagined Ideals of which anything tangible was merely a pale shadow. Jump to Hegel and the insane reduction of history to dialect (and consequently, the right and wrong side thereof). It’s a short skip from there to Marx.

      Humans are very, very well equipped with the capacity for self-deception.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Sequel to The True Believer!

    • rhywun

      pro-HAMAS protesters displaying swastikas

      They’re trying to equate Jews with Nazis.

      It’s ridiculous bullshit but it’s not like they’re declaring themselves to be Nazis.

      • WTF

        Yeah, they only want to exterminate the Jews, no actual declaration needed.

      • R C Dean

        Not following this particular kerfuffle, but isn’t Nazism pretty well respected by Hamas (and other murderous Islamonutter cults)?

      • prolefeed

        To be fair, I thought the swastika person might be a plant. Forget the technical term for this tactic.

    • B.P.

      “The problem is that not everyone is a coward or an idiot. There will always be those willing to call the lie out.”

      We call these people conspiracy theorists or purveyors of disinformation.

  26. Brawndo

    I just want to put it on record that I absolutely HATE the journalistic habit of saying someone did/said something racist/sexist/homophobic etc without explaining in the article what exactly was said/done. Cuz right now, I’m inclined to believe that Musk said something pretty milquetoast because TMITE.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It was milquetoast and the outrageous outrage was manufactured.

      • R.J.

        Is was to the effect of “Jews don’t like white people”
        Which in context was jews have self loathing. This is easy to prove, just about every Jewish comedian works off of their own self-loathing.

      • WTF

        And most Jews faithfully vote for the leftist party that hates them.

      • WTF

        So, standard operating procedure in order to unperson the ungoodthinkful.

      • R C Dean

        I think it was agreeing with somebody who said there are a lot of Jews supporting unlimited immigration/the Great Replacement (which is pretty anti-white), or something like that.

        Of course, there seem to be a fair number of American Jews who support “From the River to the Sea”, so . . . .

      • prolefeed

        Funny how you can’t find any reporting that shows the actual exchange, just the edited snippet likely taken out of context.

    • AlexinCT

      The point to these scumbags is to not tell you what was said/done (cause you would quickly see through the charade) but to tell you what to believe was said/done.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Sorkin needed a diaper change after that interview.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Cuz right now, I’m inclined to believe that Musk said something pretty milquetoast because TMITE.

    It was all secret code and dog whistles.

  29. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    I’m surprised Shane was still alive. At least we still have Lou Reed with us.

    • B.P.

      I’m assuming Shane didn’t drop dead at a yoga retreat.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Five things will be required of all riders – pay fares, wear “tops, bottoms and shoes,” only occupy one seat, have any non-alcoholic drinks covered and keep animals in carriers unless they are service animals.

    What about raping or beheading other passengers? That’s still cool, right?

    • WTF

      Only if you’re wearing a keffiyeh.

    • R C Dean

      ”only occupy one seat”

      Fat-phobic. So hateful.

  31. Sensei

    Nothing says “without breaking her trust” like using a hidden camera.

    A few years ago, we gave our daughter, now 18, a stuffed bear for her birthday. At the time, we had recently discovered she had a boyfriend whom she was hiding from us. It was quite a shock. We wanted to be able to keep a closer eye on what she was doing without breaking her trust, so we installed a hidden camera inside the eye of the stuffed bear.

    https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/29/style/hidden-camera-surveillance.html

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Without her knowing we were breaking her trust.

      Shady Pines, Ma!

    • Suthenboy

      Incest porn? Are they going to post on Tiktok?

      • The Other Kevin

        It does sound very Pornhubby, doesn’t it? Is she somebody’s step sister?

      • kinnath

        Child porn charges incoming.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Sweet lord, unless that boyfriend was 38 that was uncalled for.

    • R C Dean

      Helicopter parents gonna helicopter parent.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      What happened to “door stays open when boys are over”?

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Elbows out

    Strother is an outspoken fan of Newsom who predicts that the California governor “will be president. The only question is when.” He said at this point, it’s all an upside for Newsom as he travels around being one of Biden’s top surrogates and positioning himself for an eventual run.

    “It’s like getting in the right place for a rebound on a basketball court. You’re just waiting for the ball to come. You’re getting in the right place,” Strother said. “You know, does that get under the skin of the Biden people? I don’t think so, because Gavin has been so overboard in support of the president.”

    Newsom’s enthusiastic support for Biden does seem to know no bounds. Again and again, he demurs when asked about his own White House ambitions, like when he appeared on Chris Cuomo’s News Nation show in September and was pressed on the issue.

    “I have deep respect, reverence for Joe Biden as a person — his character, his decency and his capacity to do great things,” Newsom said. “That’s why I am not worthy of that conversation. This guy deserves it and we as members of his party deserve to have his back.”

    I feel dirty just from reading that.

    • Suthenboy

      While I dont believe any political candidates are saviors that if elected will set the world right I do believe Newsome is the personification of scum-of-the-earth trashbag pol. He does however, have a lot of competition for that title.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        To say he’s a sack of shit is an insult to sacks of shit.

      • R C Dean

        I do agree that he is more likely than just about anybody else to be President someday, though.

    • Aloysious

      I think the picture of gavin and your excerpt just made me psychotic. *commences excessive cursing*

  33. KK, Non-Man

    Car needs to be put on the trailer today…wish me luck! My anxiety is…high.

    • Mojeaux

      Take a few deep breaths. You’ll do fine!

      • R C Dean

        Or a couple of stiff swigs of whiskey before hitting the road. Preferably straight out of the bottle.

      • Mojeaux

        Contraindicated for driving large RVs with a car attached via dolly.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Robin Swanson, a political consultant in California, said while Newsom clearly is taking the steps to prepare for an eventual White House run, she doesn’t think the president’s campaign is worried about Newsom eclipsing Biden.

    Rather, Swanson thinks the Biden campaign likely sees him as an asset who can speak directly to a certain type of voter.

    He speaks fluent retard jive.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The very important used car salesman/cynical televangelist demographic?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Gavin Newsom can get on stage with Desantis and spend the whole time listing all his accomplishments (and those of his party) which have made California the paradise it currently is.

  36. UnCivilServant

    Oh, hey, I got some of my blood test results back…

    My white blood cell count is elevated.

    No shit. I wonder why.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    We wanted to be able to keep a closer eye on what she was doing without breaking her trust, so we installed a hidden camera inside the eye of the stuffed bear.

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  38. Certified Public Asshat

    But: Rolling Stone dances on Henry Kissinger’s grave with brutal ‘good riddance’ headline: ‘Finally, the war criminal is dead’

    Leftists applauded Rolling Stone on Twitter and the magazine retweeted some of their praise.

    Rolling Stone was not alone in its quick condemnation of Kissinger. Ben Rhodes, a senior adviser to Barack Obama, called him a ‘hypocrite’ in an op-ed for The New York Times, while Huff Po blasted him as ‘America’s most notorious war criminal.’

    The White House is yet to release a statement from President Biden acknowledging Kissinger’s death. Former President George W. Bush led tributes to him last night.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      What’d they say about Madeleine Albright?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The first woman SOS gets a little more leeway with her crimes against humanity.

      • WTF

        It’s different when our side does it!!

    • WTF

      Oddly enough the same assholes had nothing bad to say about Hillary and Obama’s adventures in Libya and the rest of the ME.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Eh, in this case I still think it is fine to shit all over Kissinger.

      • WTF

        Oh, no argument there, Kissinger was scum. Just objecting to the selective outrage.

    • B.P.

      Ben Fucking Rhodes? The Obama foreign policy guy? Maybe sit this one out, Ben.

    • UnCivilServant

      Da fuq?

      Ignoring the stupidity of it all, what does fried rice have to do with Mao the Lesser?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He was defying orders to cook fried rice which produced smoke which gave away his position which got a bomb dropped on his ass in Korea.

      • WTF

        The controversial account has it that Mao Anying, an officer in the People’s Liberation Army, disobeyed orders to take shelter during the air raid. Instead, the hungry young man fired up a stove to make egg fried rice, which sent smoke into the air and gave away his position to enemy jets.

        *snicker*

      • UnCivilServant

        That Darwin-award level stupidity deserves to be mocked.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Zito believes Newsom is playing a long game, by continually showing up on Fox News and in red and purple states. That could lead to some swing voters considering him — whenever he’s on the ballot.

    “A good politician goes there. In other words, they show up and they show up in places where you least expect them to show up,” she said. “There are going to be people that look at that and say, you know what? I appreciate that.”

    Yeah, the swing state middle will flock to the progressive-whisperer from the Kingdom of the Homeless.

    These people are so far up their own assholes it’s a marvel to behold.

    • kinnath

      Blue collar, union labor in Iowa is all-in on homeless people shitting in the streets in front of our favorites businesses.

      We bemoan the fact that our cruel winters do so much to suppress homeless encampments in our towns and cities.

  40. prolefeed

    Funny how Musk is being called an antisemite – by the left – for a quote possibly taken out of context. When vast swathes of the left are being openly and unambiguously genocidal and antisemitic.

    Almost like projection. Or a double standard.

    • AlexinCT

      They have their own truths you colonizer!

  41. The Late P Brooks

    So- a few days ago, I finally got the access panels to my doublewide’s crawlspace finished and screwed on. Yay me. However, the neighborhood cats have been using that as their clubhouse and playspace. As I was screwing the panels on, I said to myself I hope any cats have skedaddled out of there while I was going back and forth.

    Last night, I heard a plaintive meow. I said to the floor you’re going to have to wait ’til morning, li’l buddy. A little while ago, I went around back and pulled a panel off. After much discussion, to the point I was starting to fear he was trapped in there somehow, a black face with a white nose appeared. A little more coaxing brought him out, and then he was all over me. I have seen him a few times, but not as much as a couple of others. He looks very healthy and well fed. I think somebody is going to be extremely happy to see him when he gets home.

    The End.

    • Mojeaux

      My cat got out when we were moving. He didn’t come back for 3 days. When he did, he was skittish and trembling. That was 2 years ago, and to this day he starts easily and can be a bit standoffish. I don’t know what happened those three days he was gone, but I bet he’s seen some shit.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aw. 😿

  42. trshmnstr the terrible

    the CFB transfer portal going crazy

    I’m quickly losing interest in CFB. Most of what made it unique and interesting is being or has already been gutted.

    -Bowls are dead due to the playoff.
    -Conferences are unrecognizable and rather pointless now that they’re national instead of regional.
    -Teams are constantly changing due to the transfer portal, making it pointless to root for the players since half of them will be replaced next year. If you want to wake up in a gutter, drink every time they say “transfer from” during a football game.
    -The offense focused rulebook has made the game a race to 45 points most of the time.
    -The overtime rules suck ass.
    -NIL has concentrated the good talent even more than before, widening the gap between the playoff tier teams and everybody else.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Oh, and the top teams still play 1-2 FCS teams per year, which is stupid. FCS games should be counted as losses for playoff eligibility.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Bowls are dead due to the playoff.

      And due to bowl proliferation. 6-6 shouldn’t go to the postseason.

      Playoffs plus 10 bowls are plenty. 32 teams get a postseason. Everybody else gets to watch.

  43. Derpetologist

    Biden DOJ Collects List of Every Person Who Followed, Retweeted or Mentioned Donald Trump on Twitter

    ***
    Court documents released Monday by the Justice Department show that special counsel Jack Smith successfully obtained access to everyone who liked, retweeted or mentioned Donald Trump on Twitter, now known as X.

    The search warrant, issued in January by the U.S. District Court for the District of Columbia, is part of Smith’s investigation into Trump’s actions leading up to the Capitol incursion of Jan. 6, 2021.
    ***

    In case you weren’t already convinced Biden and pals are totalitarian slime…

    • WTF

      And in case you weren’t already convinced that judges just automatically rubber stamp warrant requests no matter how bogus.

    • The Other Kevin

      Great. Now I need a list to keep track of all the lists I’m on.

      • juris imprudent

        NSA has an app for that!

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Teams are constantly changing due to the transfer portal, making it pointless to root for the players since half of them will be replaced next year. If you want to wake up in a gutter, drink every time they say “transfer from” during a football game.

    I have never been much of a college football fan, so I guess I missed this. I watched a couple of games this year, and they talked about a bunch of transfers. Did they introduce free agency to the NCAA?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Basically. They used to have to sit a season if they transferred. Now they don’t.