Tuesday Morning Links

by | Nov 28, 2023 | Daily Links | 294 comments

U.G.L.Y.

The Bears beat the Vikings in what can only be described as an ugly game. The transfer portal is about to be flooded, which is a sad consequence of what college football has become. And the Champions League is back for the next two days as we get down to the nub to see who gets through to the knockout rounds. And that’s it for sports.

OK, neat. Wake me when this woke assclown stops being a hypocrite and starts accepting a ton of refugees inside his city-state.

Bundestag

I wish we had that law here. Sadly, they are still spending tons of money on stupid shit. But at least they have a hard limit.

I’m old enough to remember when the Feds said they do not talk about ongoing investigations. It was as recent as the last time some leftist nut job did something bad. So it was less than a week ago.

I’m shocked! LOL, just kidding. This is the least surprising link I did so far.

$400k for that?

What a fucking joke. You know, they could just let people do what they want with they own property without incentives or penalties and everything would be fine without some people getting subsidized and others getting taxed to death to do it.

Wait, people are still taking tests for this? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard.

We’re almost to Year Zero. Soon they will have everything renamed and everyone something was named for before that will have been forgotten.  Idiots.

Vote early and vote often. Just kidding. It doesn’t matter who votes there so long as the people counting them remains the same.

Here we go. Yeah, that’s the stuff. What a gem of a song. And here’s another. What great band. Enjoy them.

And enjoy this chilly Tuesday, as we will here as our sweet, little Liberty celebrates her 10th birthday.

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294 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    The transfer portal is about to be flooded,

    Then they should probably reverse the polarity of the neutron flow or something.

    Morning, Sloopy! Morning, all!

    • Not Adahn

      If you put another transfer portal immediately after the first one, they’ll build up speed until they go relativistic and experience Lorenz contraction. Then you can fit in arbitrarily many.

      • R C Dean

        “Lorenz contraction”

        Eww.

      • juris imprudent

        How you tailored that comment was observed.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s an old joke, though there’s a lot of conflicting information about exactly how old.

      • SDF-7

        Very nice, all of you. I can’t come up with a contribution — but at least I was first past the Post this morning.

    • robc

      Kansas St lost 3 QBs to the portal already.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I can’t believe these players are not loyal to these programs. Colleges are solely about education and these players should be more grateful.

  2. SDF-7

    OK, neat. Wake me when this woke assclown stops being a hypocrite and starts accepting a ton of refugees inside his city-state.

    Yeah — not really pushing the “electric cars are for the rich” thing there, Pope Francis.

    And I might add, as a (lapsed) Catholic… have to admit these two passages always bother me regarding the Church, its legacy and its hierarchy.

    Just sayin’.

    • Trials and Trippelations

      Constantine making Christianity the official religion of Rome was one of the most damaging events to Jesus’ message and the development of Christianity afterwards

      • R C Dean

        The Western church hooking up with Charlemagne may have been worse.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        The Empire was holy. It said so in the name.

      • Trials and Trippelations

        Certainly there are many things, but Constantine essentially ended Christian pacifism, chained the immorality of the state to the church like a millstone and would allow the state to scapegoat the church when looking at the ills of historical events in the past, and beaurocrats an in to enrich themselves

      • juris imprudent

        Yes, but it gave one sect the power to crush the heretics!

      • Trials and Trippelations

        Watching mainline Protestant denominations be skinsuited right now is pretty disturbing too

    • robc

      Re: your link. Its one of the things protestants were protesting. Not that they have always done better.

    • The Other Kevin

      We’ve been lapsed since COVID. But on Sunday we got to be godparents again (for me it’s 5 or 6 godchildren). It was a lovely ceremony and one of the best I’ve attended.

  3. SDF-7

    I wish we had that law here. Sadly, they are still spending tons of money on stupid shit. But at least they have a hard limit.

    I feel you — but I’ll also point out we have parts of our Constitution which use the clear language of “shall make no law” and “shall not be infringed”… and they work around them constantly. I seriously doubt a limit to the pork trough would last in the face of their lust and greed.

    • juris imprudent

      You don’t get elected on austerity. Everyone wants their share (fair or otherwise).

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Arguably Milei got elected on an austerity platform in Argentina. I also think that support will last 2 days.

      • juris imprudent

        Milei, and how many members of the legislative branch?

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Milei’s party controls just 38 of 257 seats in Argentina’s lower house and eight of 72 in the senate.

        Hence the 2 days prediction.

      • juris imprudent

        You’re such an optimist, not even 2 minutes.

  4. rhywun

    Speaking over outbursts of derisive laughter from opposition members, Scholz said it would be “a serious, an unforgivable mistake … to neglect the modernization of our country.”

    All of these problems are self-imposed so yeah, derisive laughter is very much called for.

  5. Sean

    Half hour?

    Sad!

    • SDF-7

      Look, we can’t all break out the Key to Time to dilate the proceedings and enhance our performance…. (insert joke about why Romana had to regenerate here…)

  6. Not Adahn

    You know, they could just let people do what they want with they own property without incentives or penalties and everything would be fine without some people getting subsidized and others getting taxed to death to do it.

    It’s Giving Tuesday, which means my company will match donations I make! I can donate to so many approved charities in the following categories!

    -No Poverty
    -Zero hunger
    -Good Health and Wellbeing
    -Gender Equality
    -Quality Education
    -Clean Water and Sanitation
    -Affordable and Clean Energy
    -Decent Work and Sustainable Economics
    -Reduced Inequalities
    -Sustainable Cities and Communities
    -Responsible Consumption and Production
    -Climate Action
    -Life Below Water
    -Life on Land
    -Peace, Justice, and Strong Institutions
    -Partnerships for the Goals

    Oddly enough, Institute for Justice is not on the list. Whichever office is responsible for this list must have atmospheric smugness levels that are recognized as causing cancer in the state of California.

    • UnCivilServant

      “I’m sorry, I do my charity in person, not by funding leftist grifters”

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS^^^

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      “-Peace, Justice, and Strong Institutions”

      Well, there you go! Oh, wait, it is only grifters that they approve?

    • rhywun

      “Life on Land” sounds like it can cover for any actually worthwhile charities.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The Human Fund?

      • rhywun

        ‘Zackly.

      • Lackadaisical

        Donate to a pro life charity, to really make their heads spin.

    • rhywun

      “Climate Action”

      So, the nice folks who block traffic and graffiti tag works of art? I would expect the usual anodyne lefty claptrap but promoting radical commie assholes seems beyond the pale to me.

    • juris imprudent

      -No poverty?

      Is there some definition of poverty other than merely the bottom end of the income distribution?

      • robc

        Yes.

        and No.

      • Not Adahn

        When I use a word…

      • slumbrew

        Not for a while now.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Too bad for anyone in Minnesoda. Our free lunch and breakfast at school program has solved both hunger and poverty here.

        Maybe you can give to a pro-life charity instead?

        Supporters of the free breakfast and free lunch program in Minnesota and in other states have said the programs reduce food insecurity and can be linked to better performance in school as children have access to the free food.

        The free breakfast program, “I think it reduces stress in the morning,” Holthaus said. Parents and students know a free meal is available in the morning.

        Holthaus said he’s worked in education for about 32 years and he’s seen various initiatives come and go. But the free student meals, appear to be here for the long run, he said. “I sit on the Minnesota Rural Education Association (MREA) board of directors and they are telling me this is here to stay,” Holthaus said.

        This shit really annoys me. A parent’s first job is to keep their kid fed, clothed and housed. Expecting the govt to feed your kid is shit parenting.

      • rhywun

        Plus the poors already get food stamps to feed the little ones. Whatever are they doing with them?

      • AlexinCT

        If you go by what these poor supposedly did when they got credit cards loaded with cash after Katrina, you will know these things are always used for other things…

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        Free breakfast is bullshit, but I’ve come around on the free lunch as long as attendance is compulsory. Someone remarked here not too long ago that if the government is going to force children to sit for 8 hours in a prison like environment, the least they can do is feed them. Even prisoners get that.

      • Rat on a train

        When the free money ran out the local schools stopped handing out food to whoever stopped by. Now only kids who attend the schools get free meals.

    • prolefeed

      “Affordable and clean energy”

      “You forgot to include donations to the Let’s Go Brandon Initiative under this category!”

  7. SDF-7

    I’m shocked!

    At this point and with this administration — I’m only shocked that it wasn’t puppy play or some stupid crap.

  8. SDF-7

    they could just let people do what they want with they own property without incentives or penalties

    What? And remove a good chunk of the joy of power for them? Heresy!

    • Certified Public Asshat

      I want to see NYC stack tiny houses on top of each other.

  9. SDF-7

    Soon they will have everything renamed and everyone something was named for before that will have been forgotten

    Part of me wants them to at least live long enough for the next generation to pick apart their every flaw by whatever new standard they come up with and maybe understand that people are products of their time and environment as well as their nature, that mankind is flawed and all — but hell, they don’t learn from it when it happens to people quickly much less across the next generation.

    Here’s hoping we have the modern equivalent of monasterys on the down low to help restore history after the Dark Age they’re trying to build here.

  10. rhywun

    safe, habitable and potentially rent-restricted units

    LOL it’s a trap!

    • slumbrew

      Sure, let me pay to build some Section 8 housing in my back yard.

  11. SDF-7

    It doesn’t matter who votes there so long as the people counting them remains the same.

    Sure it does — voting early and often helps them not have to be quite so obvious on election night and keeps the icky Far Right Extremists from having anything to try to sway public opinion with. Fortification works, but works better if they have plausible deniability!

    • AlexinCT

      So you are saying canceling people and silencing them on social media didn’t work as the people that needed to hide the fact they stole an election wanted it to?

  12. hayeksplosives

    Admittedly the Burlington shooting does appear to have been based on the fact that the three dudes shot looked Palestinian.

    But the article claims that the shooting is part of “surge” in Islamophobia.

    Is there any indication of such a surge, outside the Burlington shooting?

    • WTF

      Is there any indication of such a surge, outside the Burlington shooting?

      No, no there is not. There is however a real and well-documented surge in anti-Semitic incidents. But they won’t mention that.

      • Not Adahn

        Such racist policing, charging a guy for starting a conversation.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      One is a trend.

    • rhywun

      Some kid was murdered too but kind of surprising how that left the news so quickly.

      • juris imprudent

        Served it’s purpose before reality set in.

    • Not Adahn

      TMITE has been reporting a surge in anti-Muslim hate crimes for seven weeks now. And here we have a perfect example. This means they’ve been telling the truth all along! It’s one of those quantum retrocausality things. Why do you deny SCIENCE?

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Admittedly the Burlington shooting does appear to have been based on the fact that the three dudes shot looked Palestinian.’

      I’m not ready to admit to that. It may be the case, but we haven’t heard anything from the alleged perpetrator. The ‘we were just minding our own business, smoking cigarettes’ story sounds unlikely for a bunch of ~20 y/o men with not much to do.

      • Not Adahn

        Two of them were dressed in Yassir Arafat cosplay, so there’s that. And apparently they all went to high school in the West Bank.

      • Nephilium

        Another local news story that’s finally getting some facts leaking out started off as “Mass Shooting at Tree Lighting Ceremony Downtown”, which then changed to “Two Teens Wounded, Suspects in Custody”, which then changed to “Mass of Juveniles Fighting Before Shooting Happened”, to finally “Bunch of Teens Were Fighting, Two of Them Got Shot by Other Combatants, Shooters Arrested, Wounded in Hospital”.

  13. SDF-7

    as we will here as our sweet, little Liberty celebrates her 10th birthday.

    Happy birthday, Liberty!

    • Nephilium

      While most of you only have to deal with the Liberty Mutual ads, those of us in the Greater Cleveland area also have to contend with the Liberty Ford jingle. It’s not quite as ingrained in local memories as Garfield 1 2323.

      • robc

        969-5214 RETS

        As far as I know, they went out of business about 1990.

        They are closed, but I think they lasted much longer, I can’t figure out when. And the last phone numbers listed arent the one engrained in my brain. It was a vocational school, mainly electricians, I think.

    • Chafed

      +1

    • Lackadaisical

      That’s wonderful! Good work Sloop, and happy birthday to Liberty.

  14. Not Adahn

    By, Jason James Eaton replied that he wanted a lawyer and advised he had a gun in the apartment

    Eaton would not identify himself to federal agents or say whether any other firearms were in the apartment.

    He told them there was a gun but refused to say if there were more than one? HOW DARE HE WASTE VALUABLE TAXPAYER DOLLARS LOOKING FOR MORE GUNZ!

    The ammunition recovered from Eaton’s apartment — featuring bright red tips on the projectiles

    I’ve heard of those! Those are Red Talon Teflon(tm)-lined armor piercing cop killer bullets! Ban them!

    A LinkedIn page appearing to belong to Eaton show a support for “causes,” including “children,” “civil rights and social action” and “economic empowerment.”

    “I want to live in a peaceful, just, and free society,” he said in the podcast’s description. “Together we can build it.”

    Sounds like ultra-MAGA to me.

    Eaton also worked as a farm assistant at a nonprofit wilderness expedition school in New Hampshire in 2022. The school, Kroka Expeditions, said his primary responsibilities were landscaping and livestock care.

    Oh wait, rural? Managing livestock? Icky. Definitely MAGA white trash racist.

    On a YouTube account that appears to belong to Eaton, a playlist includes a video titled “Expose Fauci” and recommends using “brain crystals” for “psychic powers.”

    “Brain crystals” is code for “Jewish Space Lazors.” MAGA confirmed.

    • Not Adahn

      Police said Monday they became aware of traffic-related infractions against Eaton over the decades. Vermont state court records appear to show he has six traffic and vehicle-related tickets since 1998, with the most recent in 2016.

      Obvs, speeding tickets need to revoke 2A, 4A and unapproved 1A activities.

      • UnCivilServant

        One every three years stopping in 2016? That’s hardly even a problem driver.

    • sloopyinca

      If the guy shot them, I hope he gets convicted. But I’m not a fan of the government doing everything they can to pervert a potential jury by selectively releasing details of the investigation to influence public opinion against a defendant in some cases but withholding it in other cases.

      • Not Adahn

        “It’s just ‘nudging!'”

        -TOS staff

        “The Government has 1A rights too!”

        -Ken White

      • rhywun

        Tell me about it.

        /Derek Chavin

      • AlexinCT

        Speaking of Chauvin: are the usual suspects now also trying to murder him in prison so his appeals stop happening? Cause the whole charade about Floyd being a hero seems to be unraveling and that is making them all look like scum.

      • rhywun

        Half the country (and every institution) has way too much invested in that mythology for the unraveling to have any impact.

        We got played by BLM and the damage will take decades to recover from, if at all.

      • juris imprudent

        Why do you hate prosecutors with ambition for higher office?

  15. Sensei

    And that's how the indulgence gets made.

    Graphyte, the startup working with American, collects agricultural waste products such as sawdust or tree bark that naturally absorb carbon dioxide. It compresses that dried biomass into shoebox-size bricks and seals it using a special barrier to prevent the plant matter from decomposing and releasing carbon. The bricks are then buried and monitored using an embedded tracer substance to ensure they are locking away carbon.

    Graphyte charges a fraction of the price companies pay for direct-air capture, the most heavily funded carbon-removal technology. That process—which employs giant fan-like devices to suck up air and separate the carbon—isn’t expected to be deployed at a large scale for at least a few years and costs an average of about $675 a metric ton, according to data provider CDR.

    The Newest Airline Climate Solution? Burying Sawdust

    • UnCivilServant

      Carbon dioxide isn’t a pollutant, it’s plat food! Whycome you hate plants?

    • Not Adahn

      seals it using a special barrier

      LineX?

      • UnCivilServant

        With a climate blessing!

    • Not Adahn

      Won’t this jack up the price of briquettes?

      But only poor people use those, good people use lump charcoal so w/e.

    • Drake

      I take that stuff and till it into my garden so it does decompose and fertilize the soil.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      So literally digging holes and then covering them back up. This is the key to wealth.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Top Pentagon official, 64, who oversaw the entire US military schools system is busted ‘paying undercover agent for sex in motel room where he asked “can we do a half hour”‘ – before claiming to cops he was only there for a massage

    An “old-fashioned”, I presume.

    • Fourscore

      Whatever makes him happy.

      So, a crime without a victim. We’ve come a long ways.

      • Not Adahn

        I dunno, those shorts are a fashion crime.

    • AlexinCT

      Who did he piss off in the deep state?

  17. Trials and Trippelations

    Wait, people are still taking tests for this? That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard.

    – My anxiety ridden, kool aid drinking neighbor still tests although I think she finally learned to stop after being stuck with both her kids for 10 days because she tested one of her kids when she had the sniffles and the kid was positive. Then she REPORTED it to her progtard preschool (which has drag reading hour by the way). The preschool told her neither kid could attend for 10 days even though the younger child had zero symptoms

  18. robc

    “But at least they have a hard limit.”

    [standard libertarian disclaimer]
    Thinking about this recently, I could get behind a constitutional amendment that capped Federal spending at 15% of GDP and Federal revenue at 16% of GDP.
    [/sld]

    The sld is because that is still too damn high.

    • SDF-7

      And they’d change how they measure/estimate GDP immediately (“Oh, we’re including unrealized gains!” “The potential productivity matrix is integral to the nation!” “Argle bargle blarg!”) or other semantic games.

      Again — if “shall make no law” results in an ever increasing stream of laws… I have zero confidence they’d hold to this. There’s no enforcement or negative feedback mechanism for overreach.

      • robc

        I agree entirely.

        And I see what happens with Tabor in Colorado. They just can’t stand the idea of collecting money then having to give it back.

  19. PieInTheSky

    In local news, the US Customs and Border Protection agency will send some consultants to help the locals in the main Romanian port of Constanta.

    I wonder if this is a desire position for some or they are forced to come. I know embassy positions in other countries can be desirable. I assume even as a customs consultant you get some perks to go to another country…

    • Not Adahn

      They’re just there to get the chance to whip brown people.

    • UnCivilServant

      I wonder if it has anything to do with the Romanian people smugglers they recently arrested along the Canadian border.

    • SDF-7

      I could easily imagine there are some at State that are constant in seeking that position, yes.

      • Not Adahn

        I don’t know why they’d want to go there. The people are unattractive — short, fat and bald.

      • PieInTheSky

        I assume you are an expert in short, fat and bald

      • Not Adahn

        I’m not short!

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Depends on the country and how good the local whores are.

      • PieInTheSky

        the local whores are pretty good I would say.

      • AlexinCT

        That’s obviously why they want the post then…

      • Swiss Servator

        You may have Secret Service showing up soon…

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Romania? It just shows that CPB are just a bunch of blood suckers.

    • The Other Kevin

      Cool! I am spoiled, on our big tournaments the Hockey Hall of Fame sends trophies for display. I’ve seen the Stanley Cup a half dozen times. Two weeks ago they didn’t have the Cup, but all the other trophies (Hart, etc.). No line because everyone’s seen them all. I’ve talked to Phil, the Keeper of the Cup, a few times.

  20. SDF-7

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  21. UnCivilServant

    What is with cough drops that are a hollow shell around some medicated liquid? It is the worst of both worlds. The saliva-generating properties of the slowly dissolving mentholated mass are what I’m looking for, a slow release of medication to suppress the urge to cough and encorage the sinuses to drain. But no, these last five minutes them pop, one big dose of something and it’s gone. What a waste of money.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Get you some Ricolas if they still make them. Best cough drops ever.

      • UnCivilServant

        These Are Ricola.

        And Ricola is second best behind Fisherman’s Friend.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I’ve never found a cough drop that doesn’t end up making the cough worse, after the initial soothing effect wears off.

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s odd. There are two times when they’re really effective – when I need to break the cycle of new coughs irritating the throat and causing more coughing, or when things are winding down and strong meds are overkill to not cough.

        I’ve never once had a rebound to a higher state than pre-cough drop. Are you using proper high-menthol drops, or just menthol-flavored candies like Halls?

  22. SDF-7

    Oh FFS… speaking of no negative feedback mechanism for overreach. This fucking tyrant administration never met a policy they couldn’t claim was covered by the “Defense Production Act” apparently. Building national strength by adding one stick to the bundle at a time indeed.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Someone, the courts maybe, needs to nip this in the fucking bud. This could be worse than the interstate commerce bullshit if it’s allowed to fester.

    • juris imprudent

      Not content with being compared to Carter, Biden wants the Nixon comparison (wage and price controls) too?

  23. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Pentagon guy hiring hooker who turned out to be a snitch: Ought to be legal, don’t care…

    • Lackadaisical

      Be shouldn’t be doing anything that could lead to him getting blackmailed.

      Needs to be fired really badly, even if legalized.

  24. Pope Jimbo

    So tedious, so disingenuous. I’m sick of all this bullshit about free speech from people who have been all too quick to try to suppress others’ free speech. Local kids sue because they were suspended from the richest high school in the state for chanting “From the river to the sea” at a protest at the school.

    The slogan, “From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free,” is considered by many Jews to be antisemitic. They cite Hamas using the slogan to call for Israel’s destruction and the genocide of Jews in Israel and Palestinian territories. U.S. Rep. Rashida Tlaib, the first member of Congress of Palestinian descent, was censured by the House this month after using the slogan in a video about the war.

    But the meaning of the slogan, which refers to the land between the Jordan River and the Mediterranean Sea, can shift depending on who is defining it. Jaylani Hussein, executive director of the Minnesota chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, called it “an aspirational call for freedom for the Palestinian people who are not free, who are living in an occupied territory.”

    I’d take CAIR’s love of the 1A more seriously when they start acknowledging that people can draw Mohamed if they want.

    • AlexinCT

      Also allowing people to point out that Mohamed had a proclivity for fucking kids.

      • "RFK Jr Apologist"

        So if they were criticizing passages of the Talmud that would be appropriate? I’m wandering what the standards are here, because they don’t seem consistent.

      • AlexinCT

        You can already piss on all other religions these days except for the one of the people that saw off heads, so I am not sure where you are going here.

      • "RFK Jr Apologist"

        Palestinian doesn’t equal “Muslim”. It’s a testament to American propaganda that they have been able to convince people to view “Muslim”, “Palestinian”, “Hamas”, “Hezbolah”, “ISIS”, and “Al Qaeda” as interchangeable synonyms.

        Much like viewing “Israel” and “Jewish” as one in the same.

        Frankly, I could care less about the rich eating each other over a degenerate culture they have created, but there are some obvious double standards being employed here.

      • AlexinCT

        Me, I don’t care much for people that elect leadership that is homicidal and suicidal and openly admits their end goal is to murder non muslims. You can call that whatever you want.

      • Not Adahn

        Palestinian doesn’t equal “Muslim”. It’s a testament to American propaganda that they have been able to convince people to view “Muslim”, “Palestinian”, “Hamas”, “Hezbolah”, “ISIS”, and “Al Qaeda” as interchangeable synonyms.

        Your contention is that CAIR is an instrument of American propaganda?

        Which is more probable? That any given member of Hamas, Hezbollah, ISIS or Al Queda is a Muslim, or that someone trying to draw the oh-so-important distinction is an apologist for one of the aforementioned organizations?

    • "RFK Jr Apologist"

      Rich Westerners should stick to their prevailing anti-Christian bigotry. It’s the singular most defining feature of the rich Westerner. We can play games or we can accept that those kids would have never gotten in trouble if they mocked nuns, Catholics in general, the Pope, Evangelicals, and basically any Christian denomination that has held a belief for more than a week.

    • Lackadaisical

      I agree with you Pope, but would further state that there isn’t any case for the school district. They have no right to police student’s speech. Fuck them.

  25. Sensei

    A Labor Strike Over Shoplifting

    United Food & Commercial Workers Local 3000 says Macy’s “is not doing enough to address shoplifting, violent shoppers, and other safety threats to workers and customers.” Among other evidence, the union points to an incident involving Liisa Luick, a longtime employee at the Macy’s store some 20 miles north of downtown.

    Ms. Luick says workers at her store “frequently observe shoplifting and even occasional violence,” and “the lack of security affects our customers too.” But when she called 911 about “a repeat shoplifter that even law enforcement was familiar with,” Macy’s suspended her without pay “for nearly three weeks,” she wrote in a letter to the Everett Herald last week. Now Macy’s workers “are afraid to call the police because we worry we’ll get in trouble or even lose our jobs,” she said.

     

    • AlexinCT

      But insurance (meaning all us law abiding idiots) pays for that shit!

  26. Pope Jimbo

    Not Minnesoda Nice

    Anyone walking down Sherburne Avenue in St. Paul’s Hamline-Midway neighborhood would likely notice the sunny yellow bungalow near Hamline Avenue: rocks, flowers and colorful mosaic sculptures cascade down its front yard.

    Nor can you miss the woman behind all of it if she happens to be tending to her gardens, picking up trash or waving hello from her boulevard bench, surrounded by more sculptures and plants.

    Iris Logan and her gardens are a Hamline-Midway landmark.

    But now the city is requiring her to remove parts of them after someone complained that the gardens had encroached on the boulevard illegally. Meanwhile, the neighborhood group is rallying residents and trying to figure out how to allow some of Logan’s boulevard installation to remain or otherwise honor her contributions to the neighborhood.

    Why this lady (and the good neighbors don’t have the right to know who the accuser is sucks.

    • Fourscore

      If she runs out of rocks I know where some may be available, the price is right

    • AlexinCT

      Is this some job to manage the gentlemen that like other grizzly gentlemen referred to as bears? Or are they talking about real bears?

    • PieInTheSky

      Grizzly bears usually like to go straight to court, they don’t go for mediation

      • Swiss Servator

        They are a bit litigious.

    • Sensei

      “Individuals assigned male at birth after 12-31-59 must be registered for Selective Service. To verify registration visit SSS.gov.”

      I knew about selective service, but I’m old enough not to have noticed this twist.

    • Not Adahn

      Physical Demands: The job involves a substantial amount of field work. When engaged in field activities, the work is at times strenuous, requiring exertion such as walking over wet, rough, uneven or rocky surfaces; bending, crouching, stooping, stretching, reaching, or similar activities. The work requires average agility and dexterity. Travel to remote study sites will be required via boats, small aircraft, snowmobiles, all-terrain vehicles, and/or on foot. Extended periods of camping in tents or cabins in remote field camps may occur. Incumbent must be able to cope with the pressure of short time deadlines, responsibilities of logistics to remote areas, cultural conflicts, and adverse weather conditions. The incumbent may be required to lift objects weighing up to 50 pounds.

      No dogsled? I am disappoint.

      Work Environment: The work requires both office and outdoor work. The office is adequately lighted, heated and ventilated.

      …thanks?

      He/she may need to carry a firearm for personal protection from wildlife.

      Tell me the job isn’t in NY without telling me the job isn’t in NY.

      • UnCivilServant

        He/she may need to carry a firearm for personal protection from wildlife.

        Tell me the job isn’t in NY without telling me the job isn’t in NY.

        Oh, but this is a Federal Agent job, so you get the government agency exception to the laws.

      • Lackadaisical

        ‘cultural conflicts’

        STEVE HELP WITH CULTURAL CONFLICT, BY CULTURAL CONFLICT MEAN…

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Where is Tonio?

  27. juris imprudent

    Of course WE all know how monolithic and driven by the extremes the entire left-of-center is. This is why I find it useful to dip into some other bubbles. Oh, TLP gives you plenty of standard left-leaning perspective, but not DU or Nation level. These people want to be a winning Democratic party, not a bunch of progressive purists.

    If anything, the pathologies Walzer described two decades ago have only gotten worse. This is not a political movement that wants to think seriously or coherently about the war between Israel and Hamas or foreign policy and armed conflict more generally; as Walzer wrote twenty years ago, “ideologically primed leftists were likely to think that they already understood whatever needed to be understood.” An epidemic of denial has characterized the indecent left’s response to October 7, one marked by three great refusals.

    • AlexinCT

      Progressivism is a mental disorder. And it attracts people that see it as their new religion.

      • juris imprudent

        You’re awfully close to describing any religious affiliation as a mental disorder, which would be strange since it is the nearly default condition of humanity.

      • AlexinCT

        There sure as hell are some cults out there that are mental disorders for sure.

      • juris imprudent

        All are heretics or infidels that do not worship the true God as I do!!!

      • AlexinCT

        EXACTLY!

      • juris imprudent

        Which is the root disorder we are talking about.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      It really is just a case of magical thinking, in that almost all of the big ideas of the left are pie in the sky type bullshit. They are downing in them (read: there is a reason Trump won in ’16 and is leading in the polls right now) and they have no idea how to move forward. They are the dog that caught the car.

      • juris imprudent

        “I’m just a dog chasing cars.” /Joker

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I read a book review yesterday that specifically was talking about late Victorian and Edwardian progressives (in an English context) and they used the term Magical Thinking, and it really stopped me for a second. Because, when you really think about it, that is what all of these ideas are: Climate, Unions, Vegetarianism, Public Transportation, Abstinence, the lot of them. In every case, they do not take the actual wants and need of the public into considerations, but are all head-in-clouds schemes concocted by people who don’t really like the public, and have little idea of what motivates them.

        And every so often, we seem to circle back around to this.

        https://thecritic.co.uk/a-s-byatt-and-the-follies-of-magical-progressivism/

  28. PieInTheSky

    Book review: “Slavery, Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution” by Maxine Berg and Pat Hudson (Part 1)

    https://iea.org.uk/book-review-slavery-capitalism-and-the-industrial-revolution-by-maxine-berg-and-pat-hudson/

    I try to judge a book not primarily by whether or not I agree with the authors’ main conclusions, but by whether or not it has improved my understanding of the subject area. A good author should be able to teach you something about their subject – on which they will usually be far more knowledgeable than you are – that you’ll consider useful even if their main goal is to win you over to a particular viewpoint, and even if they ultimately fail in that endeavour. One can, for example, learn a great deal about the history of the Soviet Union from Eric Hobsbawn, even if one rejects his socialist interpretation of it.

    I mention that in order to make clear that while this review will focus on why I don’t buy the central thesis of Slavery, Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution by Maxine Berg and Pat Hudson, I am by no means saying that it is a bad book, or that I would not recommend it. Quite the opposite. If you want to know more about the history of the transatlantic slave trade and its aftermath, about its role in Britain’s economic development, and about the debates surrounding it – get yourself a copy of Slavery, Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution. It is a thoroughly researched piece of scholarly work, which draws on mountains of academic literature, and condenses it all into a format that is both accessible, and relevant to present-days debates.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s marxist drivel for dumb people.

  29. PieInTheSky

    Disney’s ‘WISH’ underperforms on its opening weekend at the domestic box office.

    The movie was tracking to open with +$40M but ended up only earning $31M.

    The Zambezi Snow Ape
    @TZSA_
    Disney keeps making kids movies for 28 year old women for reasons I genuinely can’t comprehend without getting into deep state conspiracy theory territory

    https://twitter.com/TZSA_/status/1729297340375134494

    • AlexinCT

      If I owned any Disney stock, I would be looking for a way to sue their fucking board of directors for making bad choices, on purpose, that have cratered my investment. The only way this shit stops is if these people are made to pay personally for these fucking dumb ass decisions they keep making.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘Disney keeps making kids movies for 28 year old women for reasons I genuinely can’t comprehend’

      It’s probably not that complicated. There are 28-year old women directing the creative sides of these, so their preferences are sinking into the final products.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Young girls don’t want to be princesses, they want to be miserable officer workers with cats.

      • Nephilium

        Meet Ms. Monopoly (NSFW: language),

        Soon reality will be outpacing the parodies.

      • Lackadaisical

        I feel empowered already.

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly!

  30. Lackadaisical

    ‘Vote early and vote often. Just kidding’

    Last I heard, it being a joke is no defense when you are interfering with an election, Mr.

  31. PieInTheSky

    All-time move from Liquid Death just dropped

    – Company releases iced tea/lemonade drink named “Armless Palmer”

    – Arnold Palmer’s estate threatens to sue Liquid Death over the name

    – Liquid Death rebrands the drink to “Dead Billionaire”

    https://twitter.com/MorningBrew/status/1729223964621480217

    There was a time where all comedian podcasters advertised for Liquid Death but it seemed a silly product to me. It is just water.

  32. juris imprudent

    Army issues new doctrine of derp.

    Army Doctrinal Publication 3-13, Information “represents an evolution in how Army forces think about the military uses of data and information, emphasizing that everything Army forces do, to include the information and images it creates, generates effects that contribute to or hinder achieving objectives,” Lt. Gen. Milford Beagle, commander of the Combined Arms Center, wrote in the foreword. “As such, creating and exploiting information advantages is the business of all commanders, leaders, and Soldiers.”

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Bond villain

    The trip, which at times resembled a state visit, was not without controversy. Critics of Netanyahu basked the Israeli leader and Musk for the image rehabilitation effort.

    “Blatant antisemite & publisher of antisemitism Elon Musk should be persona non grata in Israel,” wrote Esther Solomon, the editor-in-chief of independent Israeli newspaper Haaretz. “Instead, Netanyahu — plumbing new depths of amoral sycophancy — gifts him a PR visit to the kibbutzim devastated by Hamas. Profane, venal, bilious, both of them.”

    ——-

    “It all seems contrived for the cameras and to try and salvage relationships with advertisers,” Imran Ahmad, founder and CEO of the Center for Countering Digital Hate, told The Hill of Musk’s trip to Israel this week.

    “It feels like a cynical corporate whitewashing of the fact that he has been integral in spreading antisemitic conspiracy theories himself and has turned Twitter into a platform where antisemitism can run rampant,” Ahmad added.

    ——-

    “The trip seems less of a rehabilitation effort and more of a business deal,” said Nora Benavidez, senior counsel and director for digital justice and civil rights at the Free Press Action Fund.

    “Musk has a long history of shutting down speech he dislikes and engaging with dangerous and extremist voices. With potential control of internet access in a war time region there are far bigger concerns beyond just the content moderation on a platform he has driven to the ground.”

    Why didn’t Mossad black bag him and seal him up in one of those Hamas tunnels?

    • WTF

      It really aggravates how they toss around accusations like anti-Semitism without ever having to provide actual proof of their assertions.

    • juris imprudent

      Imran Ahmad, founder and CEO of the Center for Countering Digital Hate

      Oh yeah, this asshole – the founder with only ties to extreme Labour politicians and no other footprint in the world.

    • juris imprudent

      The SF version is going to be priceless.

      • Nephilium

        /starts imaging Hunter bringing out Cracky during the testimony.

      • juris imprudent

        [Hunter fondles Cracky like Capt. Queeg.]

      • WTF

        Makes me look forward to Wednesdays.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “This past week, there were hundreds of bogus media stories claiming that I am antisemitic,” Musk said. “Nothing could be further from the truth. I wish only the best for humanity and a prosperous and exciting future for all.”

    But tech and media watchdogs say Musk’s track record suggests otherwise, and as a result, the unpredictable billionaire is facing a major reputational crisis.

    “After he engaged with that content, he obviously realized he needed to take significant action to publicly distance himself from that,” said Emerson T. Brooking, a resident senior fellow at the Digital Forensic Research Lab of the Atlantic Council.

    Mind readers and fortune tellers. Why aren’t they fabulously wealthy from picking lottery numbers?

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m on Twitter. And I follow Musk. I still have no idea what crisis-inducing behavior they’re talking about.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Any posts he makes that don’t agree with them are crisis inducing.

      • juris imprudent

        Does this post make my butt hurt?

    • rhywun

      If he were really antisemitic, the MSM would be celebrating him.

    • kinnath

      I fully expect the TV series to be a disaster.

      • Drake

        Take away the midgets and the underlying religious context – neither of which you can do in Hollywood now – and you have not much left. The vacuum will be filled with woke nonsense.

      • The Other Kevin

        Apparently nobody paid attention to the new Disney version of Snow White.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        It’s going to suck balls.

    • R.J.

      Jermaine Clement is… good. But I question the sanity of anyone who would remake that movie into a TV series. It will become a biblical-level abomination in short order. I Have Spoken.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Judging from the people involved, it’s going to be both critically acclaimed and pretty awful.

  35. PieInTheSky

    ‘The Late Show’ Canceled This Week After Stephen Colbert Ruptures Appendix

    I thought if I did not rupture my appendix till age 30 it means I am immune. Shit what if this happens to me?

    • The Other Kevin

      Where did you hear that? My FIL had his appendix out a few months ago. Turned out it was cancerous. And my wife’s friend from HS had his out a few weeks ago.

      • PieInTheSky

        I think it was more wishful thinking than hearing it somewhere

      • The Other Kevin

        I will say, in the past 10 years I have known a number of people who have had abdominal pain that turned out to be something serious. So I suggest if you ever do have abdominal pain, get it checked out quick.

      • UnCivilServant

        I second this after my gall bladder experience.

        However, one thing I noticed personally was that my own pain tolerance kept going up such that it never seemed as serious as the problem was getting because I’d acclimated to it over time. On the flip side, none of the doctors caught it even with a CT scan during the earlier warning signs.

        Now, I understand appendix problems escalate more quickly, so that might not be as much of an issue.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I was always curious how you know if it’s your appendix vs. a normal stomach virus. Now that I have gone through it, it should be pretty obvious if your time has come. You’ll get no relief at the toilet from puking or sitting, plus I could not stop bending over grasping at my abdomen until they gave me morphine in the ER.

      • invisible finger

        With my brother his pain would come and go. After a few months of trying a few different meds, the doc decided to operate where they discovered it was stage 4 cancer of the appendix.

      • The Other Kevin

        My FIL’s was sudden. When they operated they found a mass, that was cancer. They removed it and now he’s on chemo as a precaution, but he’s not tolerating it very well. I had never heard of appendix cancer before.

      • UnCivilServant

        Any tissue can become cancerous.

        It’s probably closest to colon cancer, being part of the intestines.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Mine was removed last year at the age of 36.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      Early 20s here. Went to the ER with severe abdominal pain and was sent home by the resident after reading my scans. After doubling checking the resident, the ER doc called me and told me to come back immediately because the resident had fucked up and the appendix had to come out.

    • Mojeaux

      My 55yo appendix is doing just fine, tyvm.

      • rhywun

        *knock on wood*

  36. Sensei

    The Girls Trip actress and comedian was detained by Beverly Hills police on Friday after she appeared to be slumped in her vehicle with the engine running…

    Entertainment Tonight said Tiffany explained her car, a Tesla, had self-parked when she fell asleep but it was blocking part of the street. She thanked the police for how they handled the situation.

    Reconcile those two statements.

    Tiffany Haddish DUI: Comedian says she will get help after driving under influence arrest

    I only clicked I wondered who she was and I why I should care.   

     

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Tragedy

    Health and tobacco campaigners said Monday that New Zealand’s plan to repeal laws that would ban tobacco sales for future generations threatened lives and put international efforts to curb smoking at risk.

    The country’s new center-right coalition will scrap the laws introduced by the previous Labour-led government, according to coalition agreements published on Friday.

    The package of measures would have seen bans on selling tobacco to anyone born after Jan. 1, 2009, reduced the amount of nicotine allowed in smoked tobacco products and cut the number of retailers able to sell tobacco by over 90%.

    They marked some of the toughest anti-tobacco rules in the world. A ban on smoking for future generations was subsequently proposed in Britain, with other countries also considering similar rules.

    “This is major loss for public health, and a huge win for the tobacco industry — whose profits will be boosted at the expense of Kiwi lives,” said Boyd Swinburn, co-chair of Health Coalition Aotearoa in New Zealand.

    Profits kill.

    • UnCivilServant

      Depending on which book you read, Prophets kill too.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Ban everything that’s the least bad for you for your own good of course. Tobacco today, alcohol and sugary food and drink tomorrow.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Weed is good though.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Weed and Oatmeal for Everyone!

    • R.J.

      Stop. Banning. Stuff.

      • PieInTheSky

        So you want to ban banning? seems hypocritical.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Wait – THAT’S what irony poisoning means!?!?!?

    That’s just the healthy epistemic process of compartmentalising potentially true but psychologically costly beliefs until you can refactor enough things to adopt them at less cost!!

    https://twitter.com/nosilverv/status/1729501842432827674

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Speaking of the evil of nicotine… lately i have been seeing anti-vaping ads which clearly imply vaping is somehow worse than shooting heroin.

    • PieInTheSky

      why waste good bullets on heroin?

    • KSuellington

      I heard one of those on the radio the other day and laughed out loud when I heard at the end that it was about vaping. The line before that was that it “drove me away from the people I love”. Vaping nicotine. The whole vaping thing has really been a boon to the anti smoking industry.

      • Nephilium

        The concept that vaping is more dangerous than smoking is just mind boggling to me. I can accept that there may be unknown risks to vaping that we will learn about 10-20 years down the road, but to categorically say that it’s MORE dangerous than smoking (as well as putting other nicotine methods such as gum, snus, and the like into the same level of hazard) just makes me wonder who actually believes them.

      • Common Tater

        I doubt there are anti-vaping ads in countries that don’t grow tobacco.

      • robc

        Back in Dec 2003, I was working a contract for an Ad Agency. A small part of my work was for a website for a new SNU product. I did the dynamic stuff, the artsy and text stuff was done in house. Every page of the website had to printed out on giant paper and sent to the company’s legal dept for approval. The edits came back between Christmas and New Year and everyone in the ad agency was off, so I got to make the final edits before the site went live in January.

        The best bit was every reference to “tobacco” was changed to “tobacco satisfaction”.

        The edits were literally the big pieces of paper with red marks.

      • KSuellington

        As far as I can see, nicotine, in the amounts that would be normally ingested by a human, is not necessarily harmful to humans. I’ve even seen some evidence it can be beneficial. Frankly I think it has been evil what the government and the tobacco tax and settlement funded NGOs have done in regards to vaping. It seems to be far less harmful than smoking, but it looks like their real motivation is that they find it too icky and similar to smoking tobacco for their Puritan tastes. And of course the grifting aspect is far too juicy to be left alone.

  40. juris imprudent

    But it is never racism when the right people are doing it!

    Try as you might in analyzing this or other such articles, you will be hard-pressed to find any basis for the migrant/settler distinction other than this: Europeans, Americans, and Jews are “settlers” or “settler colonialists”; everybody else is a “migrant.” In other words, it’s just pure, naked, raw racism.

    • Fourscore

      I’m getting confused between race, religion and ethnicity.

      /Circumcised black Anglo-Saxon

    • KSuellington

      I read that article last nite and Menton is, of course, absolutely correct. The whole “settler colonialist” racist moniker has been used for a little while now in lefty university “studies”, but lately has really exploded into the mainstream. The left is really exceedingly good at getting their new terms pushed out there for all to hear.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      linky no worky.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Apparently there is some big deal in France. A large fight and some stabbings (at least one fatality) at some sort of street party/festival.

    The government now wants to ban “right wing” political groups.

    Remember, the crime is not the problem, it’s telling people about it which causes trouble.

    • The Other Kevin

      Yep. This is why the left everywhere loves censorship. I saw it described the other day: Governments around the world now see their own citizens as enemies.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        They’re desperately trying to prevent the equivalent of the Dutch Farmers’ Party from arising elsewhere but it ain’t gonna work.

      • Suthenboy

        “Governments……. see their own citizens as enemies.”

        That has always been the case. Less so here until fairly recently. The current crop of hired help are very clearly the enemy of the American citizenry.

      • invisible finger

        Wake me up when they lose their lives.

      • robc

        WWCMD…What would Charles Martel do?

    • Not Adahn

      The “disinformation” department is run out of Moderna’s global intelligence division headed by Nikki Rutman, a former FBI analyst who spent 20 years with the bureau

      Nikki is still the worst.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s Nikkis all the way down.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Road map

    The world’s most-developed nations will be told to curb their excessive appetite for meat as part of the first comprehensive plan to bring the global agrifood industry into line with the Paris climate agreement.

    The global food systems’ road map to 1.5C is expected to be published by the United Nations’ Food & Agriculture Organization during the COP28 summit next month. Nations that over-consume meat will be advised to limit their intake, while developing countries — where under-consumption of meat adds to a prevalent nutrition challenge — will need to improve their livestock farming, according to the FAO.

    From farm to fork, food systems account for about a third of global greenhouse gas emissions and much of that footprint is linked to livestock farming — a major source of methane, deforestation and biodiversity loss. Although non-binding, the FAO’s plan is expected to inform policy and investment decisions and give a push to the food industry’s climate transition which has lagged other sectors in commitments.

    ——-

    The road map has the potential to offer a “shared direction of travel” for livestock companies and their investors, mirroring the role of the International Energy Agency’s net zero document for the energy sector, according to FAIRR Initiative, an investor network focused on intensive animal production.

    “This road map is needed to bring clarity to both companies and investors so that they can plan for the transition,” said Sofía Condés, head of investor outreach at FAIRR. “The longer companies wait to act, the more drastic and potentially disruptive the transition.”

    They only want what’s best for us.

    • Not Adahn

      Once they get around to banning international conferences, I’ll start listening to them. Maybe.

    • Fourscore

      But last night I saw Ted Nugent on TV saying that feral hogs are the newest plague, good eating and great sport. Available in Texas and Canada and soon in MN, ND and Montana.

      • Nephilium

        At least we have the shores of Lake Erie to protect us from the Canadian Super Hogs.

      • R.J.

        Super Hog Chili sounds pretty awesome.

    • Nephilium

      /moves more pork from the freezer to the fridge to defrost

    • Suthenboy

      “…will be told…”
      “…excessive appetite…”
      …comprehensive global industry into line with the Paris agreement…

      The arrogance is breathtaking. We really are going to end up having to shoot them, aren’t we.

      • Beau Knott

        Was there really ever any doubt? Rabies cannot be cured; this is mental rabies frothing at the mouth.

      • juris imprudent

        We really are going to end up having to shoot them, aren’t we.

        Not that many, just a few. They’re basically cowards, they won’t fight if death is the stakes.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    I’m getting confused between race, religion and ethnicity.

    Bring back the Great American Melting Pot.

    • Not Adahn

      Seriously.

      • Fourscore

        Hands on sex ed?

      • robc

        [insert Monty Python skit here]

      • Not Adahn

        Honestly though, if she’s avoided unwanted pregnancies and/or STIs, she’s exactly the person you want teaching sex ed.

      • juris imprudent

        “You don’t have to go leaping straight to the clitoris.”

    • juris imprudent

      CATCH HER SIDE is her real name?

    • prolefeed

      She looks like the licensed companion / whore from Firefly.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Ban greedflation

    President Joe Biden took aim at corporations Monday for charging prices he said were artificially high even though the rate of inflation has slowed and some shipping costs have fallen.

    “Any corporation that has not brought their prices back down, even as inflation has come down, even as the supply chains have been rebuilt, it’s time to stop the price gouging,” Biden said at the launch of a new White House supply chain initiative. “Give the American consumer a break.”

    Have I mentioned I really really hate Joe Biden?

    • Not Adahn

      And everyone in TMITE will bobblehead along with him.

    • robc

      Did he just confuse decreasing inflation with deflation?

      • The Other Kevin

        Yes. On purpose. And most people will go along with that, except there’s this pesky thing called monthly bills that keep foiling the plan.

    • B.P.

      No one believes this.

    • Suthenboy

      If it weren’t for those darned meddling wreckers and kulaks…

    • The Other Kevin

      Come on Jack, lower your prices and go out of business to make me look good.

    • KSuellington

      Biden is a true scumbag of the highest order. If he was actually concerned about prices how about pushing on government entities and states to lower their prices. How about some pressure on California to lower vehicle registration fees and taxes on gas? Hahah, yes I amuse myself with that hilarious thought.

    • R.J.

      #Paging Sugar Free to the white courtesy phone, Sugar Free…

      One more Subaru story…

  45. Rebel Scum

    Wait, people are still taking tests for this?

    The election variant is coming.

    • The Other Kevin

      There are some who consider me a strange little primate.

      • Not Adahn

        Sounds like an insult Clouseau would use.

  46. Rebel Scum

    We’re almost to Year Zero.

    The cultural revolution continues apace.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Consumers, said Biden, “feel like they’re being played for suckers. Which they are.”

    True, but not in they way you intended.

    • Suthenboy

      Easily one of the top ten most totalitarian nations on earth.

      • R.J.

        In what world would you owe $1,328 dollars in tax for watching television? Fuck that guy. Poking around like you own the place is looking for a stomping.
        “Take my television in payment “
        *Sound of TV smashing into head

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d sooner burn down the BBC than pay them a farthing.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yeah, that makes no sense. TV licenses aren’t that expensive. Are they trying to charge him for 10 years of unpaid licenses or something?

  48. Rebel Scum

    Word.

    Always trust your gut. If you feel like they’re lying to you, they are.

    • The Other Kevin

      Who around here thinks the whole thing is fake? Looks like they are gearing up for a love triangle next episode.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Too pretty to exist? Nah.
        Too egotistical to exist? In a just world, yes.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m one of the few here (the only one?) who doesn’t think it is fake. I get to out contrarian all of the contrarians.

      • B.P.

        “Who around here thinks the whole thing is fake?”

        Well, a certain percentage of her, anyway.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    bond villain, pt 2

    More than two dozen House Democrats on Tuesday accused Elon Musk’s X of “profiting off violent content by a terrorist organization” and demanded that Musk and CEO Linda Yaccarino address Hamas-related content on the social media platform.

    “The platform has become a hotbed of misinformation and terrorist propaganda,” wrote the group of 27 Democrats, led by Reps. Dan Goldman of New York and Jamie Raskin of Maryland, in a letter obtained by CNBC.

    The already “inexcusable” presence of antisemitic content on X, they wrote, had become “outright indefensible” since the deadly Oct. 7 terror attack in Israel by Hamas militants. The U.S. has labeled Hamas a terror group since 1997.

    “Given the many flagrant examples of X profiting off this content, we need detailed answers from X in considering potential legislation that would prevent such activity in the future,” wrote the lawmakers.

    I’m sure they have a clear and specific definition of “antisemitic content’ to guide their investigations, provided by the ADL.

    • Not Adahn

      *Elon Musk proceeds to ban the accounts of Tlalib, Cortez, Sarsour, Sharpton et. al.*

    • The Other Kevin

      They’ve painted themselves into a nice corner. If Musk makes a big deal about taking down Hamas posts, the other half of the Dems will start crying.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    In addition to the records, the House Democrats asked Yaccarino and Musk to detail how X plans to address Hamas-related content currently on the platform. They also want to know what changes the company “plans to implement to ensure that the harmful spread of terrorist propaganda does not happen again.”

    I’m sure those congresstards sincerely believe comprehensive content control is possible. Just farm it out to the underpants gnomes.

  51. cyto

    Have you seen this new stuff about CTIL and the creation of the official censorship regime?

    It literally is a bunch of Orwell disciples inside the government desperately trying to make 1984 a reality.

    And not just here… collaborating across the globe.

    That nobody us being arrested off of these documents should tell you just how powerful these folks are.

    • "RFK Jr Apologist"

      It’s fair to conclude that the Koch network’s (belated) criticism of Bush’s foreign policy was wholly disingenuous

      • cyto

        I think the Koch libertarian ship sank for good with their sponsorship of the Stanford Internet Observatory.

        Co-funding a CIA front for censorship of political speech is pretty much the opposite end of the diagram from Libertarian.

        The only question remaining would be if it was a free choice.

  52. The Late P Brooks

    CTL

    Christian Temperance League?