394 Comments

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

  1. SDF-7

    Morning, Banjos — like the babuskats.

    • Banjos

      Mornin’

    • AlexinCT

      Bubushkats are cute…. I have seen some babushkas and they scared me..

      • pistoffnick

        I sat next to two babushkas on a flight from NYC to Amsterdam. They bickered the whole way. When I turned my headphone up to drown out their constant jibber-jabber, they complained about it to the stewardess.

      • DrOtto

        I just heard this song for the first time ever yesterday.

  2. UnCivilServant

    Supreme Court to Hear Case That Could Upend Administrative Courts’ Power

    WooHoo!

    No agency should be judge, jury, and executioner.

    • AlexinCT

      After seeing the abuses of government these past years, I feel no government agency should have any fucking power at all.

      • Suthenboy

        I will second that.

  3. SDF-7

    Supreme Court to Hear Case That Could Upend Administrative Courts’ Power

    Riiight… helmed by ole Penaltax himself? I’ll believe it when I see it, you cock teasing press.

    • juris imprudent

      If he’s in the minority he’ll switch his vote so he can write an opinion that none of the rest of the majority want.

      • Chafed

        True dat

  4. Not Adahn

    Isn’t a “mail in caucus” an oxymoron? Or at least a badly-misnamed RCV?

    • Rat on a train

      They will debate the candidates through chain letters.

      • Not Adahn

        “Margaret Wasserstein sent this vote to five Bernie Bros and won a lifetime supply of organic guacamole. Becky Miller broke the chain and her Tesla’s battery caught fire.”

      • juris imprudent

        LOL, oh that’s a blast from the past.

      • DrOtto

        Genuine LOL from the toilet. Wife wants to know what’s so funny.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Sports reporter Carron Phillips accused little Holden Armenta of wearing blackface without realizing he was painted with both the red and the black of his club

    Bullshit. Phillips knew and knows damn well it isn’t blackface or as his idiotic way of writing it Black face. He thought he had a nice soft target to destroy and went for it. Fuck him.

    • Not Adahn

      How DARE you try and delegitimize and decenter Black Experience and Black Rage!

    • Drake

      He’s trying to publicly shame a little kid for getting dressed up for a football game. I can’t imagine having the time and inclination to do such a thing.

      • Ownbestenemy

        He thinks he’s making some larger cultural point and if it’s this kid he needs to step over to do it, so be it. In his mind, the kid is just a racist little cracker anyway. A product of a country that produces racist. He got his clicks, negative or positive and made Deadspin money and as R C Dean states below, that money will most likely go to this kid’s college fund.

      • Drake

        This process will only produce more racism. Maybe that’s the goal.

      • juris imprudent

        Of course it is. How can a race grifter get by without a lot of racism?

      • rhywun

        ding ding ding

        And it’s only grown since Obama made it respectable.

      • Suthenboy

        That was Douglas’ chief complaint about DuBois and his ilk.

      • invisible finger

        They learned to stop worrying and love racism.

    • Nephilium

      Cleveland stadium has banned Indian face paint, head dresses, and costumes for years now (at least since the year we hosted the all star game).

    • AlexinCT

      Bullshit. Phillips knew and knows damn well it isn’t blackface or as his idiotic way of writing it Black face.

      ^^^THIS^^^

      People like this Karen are assholes. There is an election coming, and they are all desperate to recreate the summer of love and scare the minority community into voting team blue.

      • bacon-magic

        They are scared to death of the poll numbers for Trump in the minority community.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        People like this Karen

        Carron*

  6. R.J.

    The Chicago mayor blows my mind. He can’t be serious. Nobody is that stupid.

    • Ownbestenemy

      A: He is
      B: He is

      • Not Adahn

        He can’t be completely stupid, he survived taking down a Cthulhu cultist without losing any limbs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        + 100 ****FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 100 CONSTITUENTS OR YOU WILL GET CANCER****

      • Ownbestenemy

        Meh, screwed that up. That is supposed to be debate by chain letters response. *sigh*

      • Rat on a train

        You broke the chain and must suffer the consequences.

      • R.J.

        BY CONSEQUENCES MEAN…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Superstition is one 20C relic I don’t miss.

      • Nephilium

        Toxteth:

        I wish it was gone.

        /looks over at all the crystal healing, copper wrapped, CBD cures all, cupping, acupuncture, holistic medicine using, and totemic worship people.

      • WTF

        We just have bigger superstitions now. Like the relatively miniscule amount of manmade CO2 is going end the world.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Good point, Neph.

      • R C Dean

        You left out masks and totemic yard signs.

      • Suthenboy

        Re: Superstition
        Have y’all watched TV lately? Take note of the ads.
        Make your dick bigger. Smart pills. Shrink your prostate. Make yourself younger. Sleep like a baby. Lose weight while you sleep. Call a psychic, Call a therapist. The list goes on and on.
        As long as we have problems that we have little or no power over, problems that take effort and personal responsibility to solve, we will believe in magical cures and solutions.

      • Fourscore

        Franklin Graham disapproves of this message

      • Grummun

        +1 Innsmouth taint

    • slumbrew

      He’s (probably) not but thinks his voters are. And he’s (probably) right.

    • juris imprudent

      I beg to differ with you R.J. – everyone that voted for him is that stupid or moreso.

      • R.J.

        My question was rhetorical and sprouted many comments. I am pleased. He is clearly a lying, disingenuous cunt who is appealing to his cud-chewing base.

      • rhywun

        I would go more with “ignorant” than “stupid”.

        Ignorant can be cured.

      • WTF

        Thus they are stupid – they keep voting for the same shit over and over despite the obvious results.

    • Suthenboy

      Wanna bet?
      “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.” – Einstein

    • DrOtto

      It is MAGA country.

    • rhywun

      Stupid like a fox. In Chicago he can ride a tide of hateful evil into office over and over again as long as he wants.

    • invisible finger

      Johnson saw what happened to Adams in NYC when Adams stuck one toe off the reservation and doesn’t want the same treatment.

  7. SDF-7

    Iowa Democrats Opt for Mail-In Caucus After Bungling 2020

    Because that way, they’ll have their result ready and any bungling will be swept under the rug where it belongs!

    Funny how the “Our Democracy is at risk!” always (right, Bernie?) seems to revert to the Smoke Filled Rooms model whenever there’s a threat to the result they want. Or at least it would be if they hadn’t made their hypocrisy clear over the years….. (No, the Country Club wing of the Uniparty isn’t any better…. don’t start.)

    • Suthenboy

      We dont have a democracy, we are supposed to have a republic. If we had a democracy I would definitely want it to be at risk. As things are our republic is either dead already or severely at risk from the democracy crowd.

      • AlexinCT

        You would be surprised how every lefty I have pointed this out to gets really mad at you when you remind them that we have a republic precisely because our forefathers knew democracy was 100 wolves and 99 sheep deciding what was for dinner. They are desperate to relabel us a democracy, be it because they think they can majority vote cheat themselves into permanent power or because they feel it will be easier to recreate Soviet Russia or Mao’s China here as they want to.

        And for those that can’t grasp that the elite are for marxism, I point out ta the elite driving this new cultural revolution are not scared of marxism because they believe they will be able to control their violent revolution, and then, be the ones on top. You now the only ones living in luxury and sending others to gulags.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The last of the first to die?

        I knew an Oxbridge graduate with “We” syndrome. We must, we cannot allow. Wasn’t even a civil servant.

      • juris imprudent

        I thought they were trained from early age to not emulate the royals?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        🤷‍♀️

  8. Suthenboy

    I have seen bush cats many times but babushka cats?

    • UnCivilServant

      I mean, they’re not even Russian Blues!

    • Suthenboy

      Wow. I dropped the ball on that one. I am way hopped up on coffee. My fingers are much faster than my brain.
      (dont say it)

      Babushkats.

  9. SDF-7

    China Inches Back Toward Lockdowns As Mysterious Viral Outbreak Surges

    I really shouldn’t wish economic collapse and the ensuing misery on the Chinese people… but since I don’t know what else might break the CCP’s hold on them, I have to confess I’m rooting for it on some level. This was interesting yesterday on a related note.

    I know, I know… I’m just an Extreme Nationalist Right Winger or something for wanting China to free itself and our country to be self sufficient and to flip off the globalists…. Bad llama…

    • R.J.

      *Gives llama a carrot

    • R C Dean

      “I really shouldn’t wish economic collapse and the ensuing misery on the Chinese people”

      It’s inevitable in a corrupt, top-down economy. The longer it gets pushed off, the worse it will be.

      • juris imprudent

        You mean like the reckoning we keep putting off here?

      • R C Dean

        Yup. That, too.

        We’ve gone from a normal economic cycle of relatively mild boom/bust recessions to one where we are seriously courting a currency collapse and all that entails, from trying to avoid a recession. The more we put it off, the deeper we dig the hole.

      • prolefeed

        North Korea and Cuba show that if the leaders are willing to be sufficiently ruthless, collapse can be staved off a looong time.

      • R C Dean

        I think you mean “recovery”. It’s hard to collapse an economy that is already scraping the bottom.

        Plus, ain’t no sugar daddy regimes out there to prop us up, unlike Cuba and North Korea.

      • prolefeed

        By collapse, I mean desperate people overthrowing the regime. NK has endured multiple mass deaths by starvation, and yet the Kim dynasty survived.

      • AlexinCT

        Cause they have one heck of cult and some seriously horrific revolution by the people preventive systems in place.

    • Suthenboy

      The Chinese people do not want to be free or break the CCP’s hold on them. Their government is an outgrowth of their culture. It has always been that way with them. They have been wearing the same chains for at least 5000 years. Why would they want freedom now?

      Debate on the Johnny Carson show some time back in the ’70s:

      Chinese guest: “Freedom means you are free to starve. Freedom means poverty.”
      American guest: “But you are starving and we are not. We are prosperous.”
      Chinese guest: “Argle bargle bleep bloop blap” *falls over with smoke coming out of ears*

      Fuck ’em.

      • AlexinCT

        As long as I can convince myself my neighbor is suffering more than I am, I am fine with a boot on my face. But if for whatever reason my neighbor is free to do better than me, then fuck him and everyone else!

        /idiot marxist progs

      • juris imprudent

        /idiot marxist progs

        In other words just very ordinary people.

      • UnCivilServant

        I have an open draft of an article that goes into the misconception that China has been around that long.

        I went through the provable dates, and it’s younger than its reputation suggests.

        I’ve been debating whether to submit it or not, since there’s not a lot of cleverness in the recitation of facts.

      • AlexinCT

        Who did those colonizers steal that land from?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I disagree, the Chinese were undergoing intermittent famines into the 1970s. They have a tacit agreement with their government-the government provides conditions that lead to, or at least don’t fuck up, economic prosperity and they remain docile for the most part in return. When that agreement is widely broken there’ll be trouble. As for the good old US of A, most of the people here don’t really care about freedom other than their own either.

      • WTF

        As for the good old US of A, most of the people here don’t really care about freedom other than their own either.

        Too many don’t even care about their own freedom. Look how easily the vast majority rolled over in the face of unconstitutional Covid diktats.

      • Suthenboy

        Thus my puzzlement. Every famine in modern memory was deliberately caused by governments, the Chinese ones being no exception.
        Yet, they are still there.

        I know, our govt has broken our deal over and over and keeps straying further and further out of their lane. It is past time for them to be reined in in a serious way or just go.

      • Homple

        “They have a tacit agreement with their government-the government provides conditions that lead to, or at least don’t fuck up, economic prosperity and they remain docile for the most part in return.”

        That system used to be called The Mandate of Heaven.

      • WTF

        You should submit, it sounds interesting, and we have more than a few history buffs here.

      • Suthenboy

        Submit Uncivil! . I mean….submit the article.
        A discussion of what constitutes a culture, a cohesive society, a country, etc. will be very interesting.
        Americans think of other countries as being like our own. They are not, not even close. Most of the world is very tribal. Those lines you see on maps? They mean Jack-shit to most of the people inside them.

      • juris imprudent

        Americans think of other countries as being like our own.

        If anything screams out just how ignorant we as a society are.

      • WTF

        That’s not exclusive to Americans.

      • juris imprudent

        No but there is a certain American exceptionalism in play here. The Brits always only had to look across the Channel to see different cultures, and they only superimposed so much on their colonial territories.

        The French of course don’t think anyone measures up to them.

      • UnCivilServant

        What I wrote doesn’t go into what makes a culture, it’s more focused on the timeline of provable civilization.

        But I’ll put it in anyway.

      • Suthenboy

        Timeline of provable civilization? And when, may I ask will this ‘civilization’ you speak of occur? I am anxious to see it.

        *seriously, that is a hell of a string to pull on. First you have to define civilization, no easy task.*

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Ancient Chinese Proverb: Do It!

      • Fourscore

        I’m reading an interesting book of China and how it operates (and how close we are to following suit). If you’re interested, UCS, I’ll send it to you when I’m finished.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you, but I’m more into ancient history for my reading, and then mostly in audio form due to my schedule.

  10. Not Adahn

    Does the Daily Mail always post the face and names of minors it’s writing about? I thought there was some sort of taboo against that.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I assume they have good lawyers in every Anglophone country.

    • Common Tater

      They often blur them out.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      He’s in disguise.

  11. juris imprudent

    In the pre-links hours of the morning, Suthen delivered a fine rant, that included

    Kill them and walk away. They will get the message and put their house in order.

    Now, we’ve meddled in and muddled up (being extra polite there) a number of places around the world. If that was done to us, do you think we would get the message?

    Iran has done us less harm than Saudi Arabia has. It was the Saudi’s Wahhabi Sunni madness that drove the 9/11 attackers. I have no interest in taking sides between Sunni extremists and Shia extremists. I’d be perfectly happy for them to slaughter each other, as long as they can do that without inflicting a lot of collateral damage.

    • Not Adahn

      Eh. It was Iran’s successful hostage-taking that let OBL think that he could get the US out of MENA by inflicting enough televised pain.

      • juris imprudent

        OBL was a symptom, not the disease.

      • Suthenboy

        You are exactly correct. The disease is our pols here. They have deliberately thwarted energy independence for decades to muddy waters and lead us off into the weeds. They deliberately created the problems that got us tangled up with the politics of the ME in order to create conditions for graft, theft, war on the American People and power grabs. This shit would be cut off at the knees in the blink of an eye with energy independence which could be easily achieved. All of the symptoms we see today are by design.
        Another big batch of obvious problems with an easy, obvious solution that no one is willing to implement. Oh, except that monster Donnie Twoscoops.

      • WTF

        That’s why OMB had to go, he interfered with the graft.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Probably sadly that simple.

      • Suthenboy

        Of course it is that simple. Ask them for a reason and you get blabbering nonsense with no information at all. It is because they cant say the real reason out loud.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The server had issues with me responding to the fine rant.

      I had something like in regards to the ME, it would have to be total war. Unless they all have a coming to Allah/Jaweh/Jesus moment and suddenly in an instant elevated their way of thinking, it just wont change. Its like us thinking if people just had a taste of the freedoms libertarians go on about, the country would embrace it.

      • Suthenboy

        It doesnt have to be total war. Reagan sent a hellfire missile through Gadaffi’s bedroom window without warning. It missed the man himself but killed his wife and children? I dont remember who, but some family members.
        All of a sudden Gadaffi was muuuuuuch easier to deal with.

      • juris imprudent

        Until the harpies decided it was time for him to die.

      • Suthenboy

        Hillary is very proud of the cannibalism, rampant slaughter, tribal warfare and open air slave markets in Libya. No shit, she brags about it.
        What a thoroughly evil person she is.

      • juris imprudent

        Ya see, she’s the kind of person that could be viewed from the outside much as you view the mullahs of Iran, no?

      • Suthenboy

        Yes, and justifiably so. Now we are stuck with the argument that her supporters are legit targets of violence.
        We need to get our own house in order.

    • Pope Jimbo

      I don’t want us to get involved in that shitpile over there in any way. I agree with you that we shouldn’t officially have a govt policy to kill them all and walk away.

      But if some nation over there decides that they have to clean house, the non-meddling does mean that we should just shut up and let the chips fall.

      Privately, I think it is OK to decide who to support. And if locals here decide they want to go somewhere and join the fight, I don’t think we should stop them (we might want to think about letting them back in our country).

  12. SDF-7

    Court papers say ex-Virginia election official on trial ‘altered election results’ in 2020 election

    Love the multiple times it is avowed that “She couldn’t have affected the election”. Ok… but as many folks have been saying over the years — you had many people like this in charge in many counties all with the idea that OMB was Satan incarnate (okay, that isn’t fair… most of them would welcome Satan in this world as they have in their hearts… but you get the idea). One individual’s acts? Wouldn’t “swing the election”… if 400 of these weasels are out there and have never been investigated? That’s much more the pebbles voting to start the avalanche, isn’t it?

    And I will never, ever think Georgia was on the up and up after the “mysterious water leak that wasn’t and now isn’t in the reporting” closure and the attempts to keep the Republican observers out. That isn’t the kind of thing done when things are operating cleanly. The Establishment blew their chance to restore any faith in elections by blowing all this off, refusing to actually look into anything (because “standing”!) and continuing aggressive ballot harvesting / mail in voting…

  13. R C Dean

    I see a phat defamation claim by that Chiefs fan. No way the reporter didn’t see that he did the half-red, half-black face paint which I gather isn’t unusual for Chiefs fans. Carefully selecting a photo that shows just one side of his face shows actual malice (not necessary to win because he wasn’t a public figure, but it goes to damages). Try the case in KC, and you’ll get some pissed off Chiefs fans in the jury and boom – ridiculously large payout.

    • slumbrew

      Deadspin’s gotta be an empty bag. The kid will end up owning it, like Hulk Hogan and Gawker.

      • R.J.

        This is also true.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m surprised to even hear from Deadspin. All of the old Deadspin assholes are at…whatever that new site is.

    • R.J.

      Agreed. Gawker needs another chunk of their wretched empire removed.

  14. Sensei

    The protesters’ sympathy for Hamas, designated by the U.S. as a terrorist group, sometimes astonishes and rankles bystanders. Roughly half of Americans 18 to 24 years old think Hamas’s October attack was justified by grievances of the Palestinians, according to a Harvard Harris Poll. Just 9% of people aged 65 and older feel the same.

    Now do Timothy McVeigh.

    Gaza Protests at Colleges Open a Generational Divide

    • Suthenboy

      99% of those people have no clue what they are talking about. Academia has been filling their heads with dog shit for at least 2 generations now.

    • rhywun

      In one protest earlier this month, University of Pennsylvania Students Against the Occupation were joined by groups including Fossil Free Penn, Police Free Penn, Save UC Townhomes and Students for the Preservation of Chinatown at a demonstration outside a board of trustees meeting.

      It’s all just performative leftism. Their professors have a lot to answer for.

      99% of those ignorant morons don’t give two shits about “Palestine”.

      • Common Tater

        Students for the Preservation of Chinatown??

  15. SDF-7

    Everyone knows that the right-wing extremism in this country has targeted democratically run cities, and quite frankly, they have been quite intentional about going after democratically ran cities that are led by people of color.”

    The mayor even said that such “right-wing extremists” aim to create “division and chaos because that is what that particular political party has been about.”

    “It is the same party that wouldn’t accept that President Obama was actually an American. It’s the same Republican right-wing extremism that stormed the capital, it’s the same right-wing extremism that refuses to accept the results of the civil war. It’s raggedy. It’s disrespectful. It’s mean-spirited,” he said.

    Yeah… all those right wing extremists in the Chicago government. And in the gangs of Chicago.

    I know, I know… they’re bringing all those Indiana guns and secretly plotting against Comrade Napoleon you….

    What a delusional nitwit.

    • slumbrew

      He’s not delusional if he doesn’t believe it.

    • Not Adahn

      refuses to accept the results of the civil war.

      What? That people have no right to secede from/overthrow their government? That result?

    • Suthenboy

      I love how he premises his absurdity with ‘it is known’. That is as bad as ‘We can agree on…’
      No, it is not known. You made that up. It is a lie. And no, we cant agree on X….
      Now, fuck off.

  16. Not Adahn

    NPR had a particularly odd story this morning about the Koch Bros (plural?) endorsing Niki Haley. Not only was it strangely celebratory, they put a spokesweasel on there to rave about Charlie’s “grassroots network.” Without even using the word “astroturf” once.

    • slumbrew

      Hey, she’s so in touch with the common man – she just texted me yesterday and asked if I had time to chat!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Rowr.

      • slumbrew

        Don’t be jelly

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        As long as she’d chat with me too. 😉

      • slumbrew

        Stop reading my texts! It was cold!

      • grrizzly

        She has texted me three times since Monday.
        My Samsung phone sends her texts directly into the spam folder but I still notice them.

  17. Suthenboy

    A. Yeah, whatever. Kabuki theater while the snow storm in the Whitehouse continues unabated. Has anyone looked into the Biden crime syndicates crimes, as in, is their business still ongoing despite the investigations of past indiscretions? Betcha it is. It would be foolish to think such a crook would quit raking in the money.
    B. I dont give out my personal info. That includes my email.
    C. Again, whatever. Court intrigue. TERM LIMITS would put an end to a hell of lot of this kind of nonsense. Less incentive and less opportunity for circus acts.
    D. Are we still pretending our ruling class are not thugs and criminal scum?
    E. See: D
    F. Vote by paper ballot in person. Anything else is just facilitating fraud.
    G. It is mysterious, is it? A mysterious outbreak. A complete puzzle.
    H. No shit?
    I. His name is actually Brandon? Well, lets go!
    J. Tiresome racist bullshit is tiresome.

  18. Sensei

    It’s a floor wax!

    It’s a dessert topping!

    Barra is trying to jump-start GM’s flailing shares while also refocusing investors on the underlying strength of its main business: selling gas- and diesel-powered trucks and SUVs. It marks a shift in the message from recent years, during which the CEO sought to recast GM as a tech company poised to transcend the messy world of car manufacturing.

    GM Plans $10 Billion Stock Buyback in Bid to Assuage Investors

    • slumbrew

      sought to recast GM as a tech company

      Seriously? 🙄

      • Sensei

        The (possibly valid) investment thesis on Tesla is that it is a tech company that happens to make automobiles. It’s the reason the automobile part while novel has only been mid tier quality at best. I’d argue that Tesla’s quality really is much better. Not as good as the Germans, but certainly no worse than current Ford.

        GM wanted in on this same thesis.

        My joke when Boeing moved it’s HQ to Virginia was that it was lobbying company that happened to make aerospace and defense products.

      • invisible finger

        The entire thinking is that Tesla is making money on subscriptions and they want to do the same. But the percentage of Tesla customers buying feature subscriptions is dropping as their volume increases. Which GM ought to have understood with the OnStar product. Naturally, Mary Braindead wants to try the same thing and expects different results.

    • Drake

      It’s “messy” when you suck at it.

    • Translucent Chum

      I have a friend who is a direct report to her. She says GM went all in on SV tech bros. The old mgt is being kicked to the curb. Management in Detroit is expected to be available until closing time on the West Coast.

      • Sensei

        I remember when they moved Cadillac to NYC.

        And of course that worked really well…

      • DrOtto

        That idiot had 3 ideas the whole time he was there, 2 bad, 1 good –
        1. Move Cadillac to NYC (because he currently already resided their, and who wants to move from NY to Detroit?
        2. Rename everything but the Escalade from 3 letters to 2 letters and a number naming convention, i.e. CTS is now CT5.
        3. Give Cadillac it’s own exclusive powertrain. Which they did. For 6 months. After millions of $ in production and emissions development and certification, all to produce a little over 1,000 CT6 2019/2020 sedans with the Cadillac Blackwing 4.2 twin turbo V8, then completely scrapped the program to focus on electrification.

      • Sensei

        What luxury car buyer doesn’t want a turbocharged 4 cylinder originally designed for truck applications?

    • Suthenboy

      The EV debacle is the dumbest fucking idea since the square wheel. Anyone with two brain cells could see this disaster coming a mile away.
      It is a frontal attack on individual autonomy and freedom of movement, plain and simple.

  19. AlexinCT

    Does anyone believe that this revelation will dissuade the vote buying pervert crooks plundering the US treasury for their own benefit and dooming all the rest of us to hell, from their agenda to keep power at any and all costs?

    • prolefeed

      Your posts would be a lot more readable if you inserted more periods and other punctuation. At a minimum, if you can’t read it out loud without pausing to take a breath, it needs a period.

      • AlexinCT

        I am a dual major EE/AE. Not an liberal arts major. I have better things to do than worry about periods, man.

      • SDF-7

        I feel you, man. My sentences are typically most people’s paragraphs.

        I figure if I haven’t hit the German language ability to stretch a sentence across 3 pages (with the verb at the end), I’m doing well.

      • prolefeed

        If you can’t be arsed to make your comments readable, who is gonna be arsed to read them?

        It doesn’t take that long to read out loud before posting. Every time you find yourself pausing the pace, go all Hemingway and drop in a period. Here’s a starter supply: ………………………………………………………………………….

        I’ll send more if you run out.

        SLD – I ain’t your boss. If you wanna post unreadable run on sentences, have at it.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Some passion there, one feels.

        (Am with you, sir.)

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Hey, there’s a comma.

        Valid point, but the Brits need your advice more.

      • Suthenboy

        It looks to me like Alex knows how to rant properly. Maybe he can work on the spittle flecking a bit.

    • Ted S.

      “Vote buying pervert crooks”?

      Let’s do an over/under on how many times Alex overuses *this* term.

      • AlexinCT

        Did I mischaracterize the political class somehow?

      • juris imprudent

        How much do you get for your vote?

      • AlexinCT

        I don’t vote…

      • juris imprudent

        Well you’re missing out on the gravy.

      • AlexinCT

        Too busy working for a living and chasing skirt to spend that money on..

      • Suthenboy

        So you are turning into tiger butter.
        I am glad those days are behind me.
        I think I was seeing 8 at the same time for about a year.
        “Goddamned, I am expected to do that again? That is three times today and is barely after noon.”
        *Heavy sigh, collapses*
        Who says screwin’ never gets old?

      • Fourscore

        Chasing and catching are 2 different things…

        I was busy with both, in my mind. I was lucky to fool a couple.

  20. juris imprudent

    I’m sure this is just a fluke, a coincidence, a nothing-burger. [insert Kermit drinking tea meme]

    The American kidnap victim released by the terrorist group Hamas during its ongoing ceasefire with Israel is a great-niece of Elizabeth Hirsh Naftali, a major Democratic party donor who paid handsomely for Hunter Biden’s art and won an appointment to a plum cultural post from President Biden.

    • WTF

      Some hostages are more equal than others.

    • R C Dean

      I would be genuinely surprised if actual cash ransom wasn’t paid in that case.

      BTW, the Israelis are going to lose this war, and it won’t be anybody’s fault but their own.

      • WTF

        Yup. Their willingness to “pause” and swap terrorists for hostages doesn’t speak well to their level of resolve to do what’s necessary to win.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I remember some dude in the Knesset (sp?) who was against the cease fire getting screamed at by the others who had relatives that were hostages. They were way more worried about their relatives safety than the future of Israel.

        They were much tougher back in the day.

        The siege began on July 21 with heavy artillery bombardment. From Madrid members of the Republican government – the minister of education, the minister of war, and General Riquelme – had been insistently telephoning Moscardó in an attempt to persuade him to surrender.

        Finally, on July 23, Cándido Cabello, a Republican barrister in Toledo, telephoned Moscardó to say that if he did not surrender the Alcázar within 10 minutes, he would shoot Luis Moscardó, the Colonel’s 24-year-old son, whom he had captured that morning.

        “So that you see what I say is true, he will speak to you,” said Cabello.

        “What is happening, my son?” asked the Colonel.

        “Nothing,” answered Luis, “They say they will shoot me if the Alcázar does not surrender.”

        “If this is true,” replied Moscardo, “then commend your soul to God, shout Viva España, and die like a hero. Good-bye, my son.”

        “That I can do,” answered Luis, “Good-bye, my father.”

        Cabello came back on to the telephone, and Moscardó told him, “The Alcazar will never surrender,” and replaced the receiver. The Reds later executed his son.

        When called upon to give his report for the day, Moscardó gave his famous reply, “Sin novedad” [Nothing new].

      • rhywun

        more worried about their relatives safety than the future of Israel

        Hamas knew what they were doing. They played Israel like a fuckin’ fiddle.

        “Intelligence” heads should roll but I doubt even that will happen.

      • prolefeed

        What do you mean by “lose the war”? Their opponents’ victory condition is “kill every Jew and have no Israel.” The Israeli’s victory condition is “avoid the ‘from the river to the sea’ outcome.”

        Currently reading Clancy’s “The Sum of All Fears”. While his Pollyannish peace in the middle East thing is laughably naive and ignorant, he seems to do a good job of showing the ‘no limits to avoid defeat, including nukes’ mindset of people for whom the Holocaust is very personal.

      • rhywun

        I thought Israel’s victory condition was the destruction of Hamas. That is what Netanyahu stated multiple times.

        The cease-fires and hostage swaps are designed to empower Hamas. So yes, Israel will lose by this definition.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Israel is caught between two halves of its population. If they hadn’t done a prisoner swap, they would have lost on the home front.

        Pope Jimbo is right they aren’t as tough any more. No one in the west is as tough anymore.

  21. AlexinCT

    When you are inept, can’t explain your agenda (especially when it is an evil thing you can’t spin), and feel the people should not really have a say in what is going on because they might stand in the way of what you want, you do evil shit like this. The reason there is such a concerted effort from our credentialed globalist elites is because they are simply inept, evil as fuck, and prefer to waste time brainwashing the serfs rather than doing the things that would keep the serfs from rebelling.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Why are they showing a pic of the one asshole wearing his Rona mask? Fucking find a pic of his full face so if anyone ever sees him they can spit on him.

      Don’t let that fucker hide.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        That might be his new face, he might always wear one of those stupid masks.

    • UnCivilServant

      I am of the opinion that pistols whose slides are not noticably longer than the grip look weird.

      • Not Adahn

        Just FYI, there may be a new gun club forming. However, the range it’s being established at is dedicated to steel shooting and is currently restricted to centerfire pistols. So get your freaking license already. We’re doing a shoot Sunday.

      • UnCivilServant

        Have you seen the current process?

        I couldn’t get the supporting documentation for the unconstitutional old process, let alone the unconstitutional new process.

      • Not Adahn

        Is it that bad though? I know parts of it have been enjoined, and that the processing just goes on without those.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, and they still stick to this bullshit, to let you know their attitude towards plebs:

        Your pistol permit, if issued to you, is a privilege. Treat it as such. The judge approving to issue your permit, also has the right to revoke your permit.

        That is the exact opposite of what the court ruled.

      • Not Adahn

        First of all, that 2017 application contains categories that no longer exist.

        Second of all, the four references do NOT have any residency requirements. So glibs count.

      • UnCivilServant

        Since when are Glibs reputable?

    • Not Adahn

      Nobody’s going to comment on a $1000 customized, performance-enhanced mouse gun in an obsolete caliber?

      • Common Tater

        32 ACP isn’t obsolete, afaik. It just that there is no good way to make thirty work well in a handgun.

    • AlexinCT

      BEE COLONIZERS!

      • juris imprudent

        Exploiters of the hive! Stealing the product of the worker[-bees]!!!

    • Pope Jimbo

      We are lucky to have Fourscore as one of the members of our congregation. He really ups our scum and villainy quotient with his bee oppression.

      • Swiss Servator

        Bee Oppression is going to be at Riotfest this summer!

      • Pope Jimbo

        I hope they play their old stuff like “Comb on Honey” and “None of Your Beeswax”

        Of course, their front man is Sting.

      • Suthenboy

        What is Queen? Chopped liver?

      • Aloysious
    • Suthenboy

      Meh, that is an old trope.It is dumber than hell. Bees are very happy in hives and being cared for. That is why they thrive.

      • Suthenboy

        Dont get me started, I will drone on all day long about it.

      • Fourscore

        I’m getting all worked up over this, bee that as it may

  22. Sensei

    Why would she need a supply of batteries?

    Estranged couples stuck together are trying to create boundaries. Husband on the second floor. Wife on the first. They assign his and her cupboards in the kitchen, schedule laundry time and text whereabouts as needed. One woman locks her bedroom door and keeps her supply of batteries and toilet paper in her closet.

    Housing Costs Are So High That Divorced Couples Are Still Living Together

    • AlexinCT

      She should just get a gas powered vibrator and stop doing that EV shit.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      WTF is all this:

      The couple, who get along and remain amicable, continued living together in the house for two months, until it became too awkward for them and confusing to their daughters.

      If this is true, then just I don’t know, work on your marriage?

      • juris imprudent

        Too bougie to do that. They are each obviously standing in the way of the other becoming all they want to be.

      • slumbrew

        Because the now ex-wife couldn’t become her whole self argle bargle

        (playing the odds that she initiated, since that’s usually the case)

      • Mojeaux

        He probably cheated on her.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It just seems odd to want to split with your spouse, for whatever the reason, but the reason is still not bad enough to live separately.

      • WTF

        From where do you calculate that probability?

      • Sensei

        The “Google” suggests the absolute rate for men his higher than women, but the “good” news is that women are catching up here too!

      • WTF

        But why even assume that is the reason for the split? It could be any number of things, why automatically go to “man bad!”?

      • Suthenboy

        You are assuming the man is the most likely cheater. Not true. The man is the most likely to get caught.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^THIS^^

        Considering how many married women have told me they would be down for the count (and I never take them on cause I draw a line at fucking with people’s marriages), I am left wondering how many guys have no clue about their wives infidelity.

      • Mojeaux

        If y’all can make sweeping assumptions, so can I. And your reactions did not disappoint.

      • Not Adahn

        To be fair, you taste in Nu Who is terrible

      • Mojeaux

        Says you. Matt Smith was just the worst. And also, Donna was just the best!

      • Not Adahn

        Companion-who-must-lust-for-the-hero-to-show-that-he’s-the-hero #3 you mean? I would have thought you’d disapprove of such a lazy trope. Admittedly, the writers never could abandon that with Matt Smith.

        “Oi! Why isn’t Amy banging the Doctor?”

        “Dunno, it just sez here in the bible she’s not.”

        “But he’s the hero innit?”

        “Yer roight! We gotta figure something out then.”

        “What if… she’s ‘is daughter?

        “That might work, the Doctor, ‘ees not all that posh izy now?

      • Mojeaux

        I honestly don’t know what you’re saying. I loved Donna the best because she wasn’t lusting after the Doctor. Also, I love Tennant and Tate together because they’re hilarious.

        I do not like Amy Pond. Never did. I hated the way she treated Rory. Rose (for me) was just kind of there, but I thought she did better with Eccleston than Tennant.

        I liked Clara a lot.

      • Mojeaux

        Or else my remembery is broken, but that wouldn’t be new.

      • Not Adahn

        Donna literally ditched her fiancee because Doc waved at her.

        While OG Who had companions that were not shipping bait, Nu Who had (has? Dunno haven’t watched in a few Docs) an absolute ban on companions having any romantic interests outside his timelordiness.

        I don’t know if it’s a Britishism in the same way that wired clothes are used to signal alien.

      • Mojeaux

        I said it might be my remembery. I totally forgot about her ditching her fiancé.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Any marriage where you can get divorced and still live under the same roof has me wondering what kind of fucked up marriage it was in the first place.

        Absent religious motivation, people should just shack up. It’s much less paperwork when you get sick of them or want to trade them in for a newer model, and it’s much more honest about the true level of commitment.

      • kinnath

        I used to tell people they should start with a 3-year contract with an option to renew.

  23. Rebel Scum

    enjoy another fantabulous day

    Meh. It’s too sunny.

    • Not Adahn

      cold and light snow here.

      • Rebel Scum

        That’s more like it.

    • AlexinCT

      Tennis? TENNIS?

      All I have is bad memories about tennis… I thought it sucked and everyone kept hounding me to play cause I was could go pro.. Bah!

      • Aloysious

        You didn’t want in on that racket?

      • AlexinCT

        I was never gonna net any cash doing that crap!

  24. Rebel Scum

    Hunter Biden agrees to testify before House Oversight Committee

    Supreme Court to Hear Case That Could Upend Administrative Courts’ Power

    Republicans to Unleash 150 Subpoenas if Democrats Target Friends of Conservative Supreme Court Justices

    Heritage Identifies Documents That Could Speed Up Investigation Into Biden’s Alias Email Accounts

    *yawn*

  25. SDF-7

    Pretty straightforward (though I’m annoyed that ‘nock’ and ‘nocked’ are bonus words as is ‘necker’… but ‘nocker’… nope, can’t allow that one! grumble)

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 11/29:
    *24/24 words (+5 bonus words)
    🎯 In the top 8% by accuracy

    I played https://squaredle.com 11/29:
    *39/39 words (+1 bonus word)
    🎯 Perfect accuracy
    🔥 Solve streak: 122

    • Sean

      I played https://squaredle.com 11/29:
      *39/39 words (+4 bonus words)
      ⏱️ In the top 25% by speed
      🔥 Solve streak: 3

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 11/29:
      *24/24 words (+14 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 6% by bonus words

  26. PieInTheSky

    Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Blames ‘Right-Wing Extremists’ for City’s Problems

    silly think to say but goddamn the comments on that website are something else…

  27. PieInTheSky

    Done my blood work and my LDL rose a lot for some reason 🙁 . But I do not want to take goddamn statins so for now I will need to look at different ways to get it down. Also I need to cut down on the whisky 🙁 probably

    • AlexinCT

      Stay away from statins bro. Once you start them you are stuck on them. And I have heard from too many people that they also give you whiskey dick. Fuck that. What is the purpose of life when you can’t get it up?

      I hope that I used enough periods. Trying hard.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Oh, hell yes/no.

        I hear if one goes vegan for a week(end?) before a blood draw, the numbers can come down enough to be acceptable to the docs. Hadn’t heard about the erectile aspect though.

      • Nephilium

        I was on statins, and have gotten off of them (my cholesterol was only borderline high to begin with). Low dose, and no ill effects I noticed.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Wrecked a parent who already had mobility problems, but reversed after discontinuation.

      • Nephilium

        Oh, I’ve heard horror stories about side effects from statins.

    • PieInTheSky

      my triglycerides are low, my HDL ok, just the stupid LDL.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        What’s the ratio? If that’s OK the LDL goes out the window to some degree.

      • PieInTheSky

        about one to one HDL trig (58 hdl 60 trig )

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        1:1 seems very good actually

      • PieInTheSky

        from that list only hdl to total is bad, hdl to ldl and hdl to trig are ok

    • Sean

      Also I need to cut down on the whisky

      Whoah. Let’s not get crazy here.

  28. Rebel Scum

    China Inches Back Toward Lockdowns As Mysterious Viral Outbreak Surges

    It’s almost time for lockdown season.

    • AlexinCT

      You mean there is a big US election where the globalist and the CCP would prefer a team blue douche and defeatist anti-American agenda than anything the American people might want?

    • WTF

      How else to justify widespread fraud-by-mail?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Just in time for the election too. Oh happy day!

  29. Sensei

    Only in academia is this "news".

    ‘The Accidental Equalizer’ Review: The Luck of the Job

    Ms. Streib documents the very familiar realities of getting your first job. Employers aren’t clear on the exact requirements, beyond a bare minimum. Job descriptions are not always explicit, and applicants don’t know exactly what they are getting into. The author finds that many of the things we thought mattered don’t matter at all. Instead, midtier employers focus on who can do the job, “not on who completed the most internships, where they developed their skills, or whether their leisure activities were expensive or free. Their bar for who was employable was also specific but sufficiently low that it did not require great resources to meet; they looked for skills like teamwork and a basic knowledge of Excel.” Students simply must clear the bar of having studied the right things from a decent school and act like a normal person during the interview. Then it’s on to the lottery.

     

     

    • WTF

      Well, no shit, Sherlock.

      • AlexinCT

        How dare employers want competent self starting people that actually do work that adds value to an employer’s bottom, line instead of letting these kids show their value as social media influencers and wilting flowers?

    • Pope Jimbo

      One of the best things about software development is that more and more people are getting their start by attending some coding academy. No more requirements for some STEM degree from a college.

      At one point I had a rule to never hire a CompSci major. I was tired of them spending weeks coming up with an “elegant” solution instead of knocking together a working solution in a day. Especially when I was up at 3 am trying to figure out all the undocumented assumptions that went into their elegant solution so I could make it work.

      Even now, I’d rather hire a youngster over a seasoned developer because they will listen to how your workplace functions and won’t always be clamoring for some new process because that is how you did it at the last place.

      • Nephilium

        I’ve been on the other side of that, trying to support someone’s working solution months later after it had turned into an unwieldy mess.

        There are some things that I wish the current company did differently (like using an actual ticketing system instead of a mess of MS Teams and Salesforce), but that’s not because the old company did them that way. It’s because they work better for the tasks we need to do.

        I also take issue with people who have been at a company trying to force everyone into their workflow “because that’s how we do things here”. If you’re asking me to pin over two dozen Teams channels, the pinned channels mean nothing (especially since less than 1% of the posts in the channel have any meaning to me).

      • AlexinCT

        No more requirements for some STEM degree from a college.

        Most of the college majors in CS come with some of the dumbest ideas on coding that you can imagine. Doing Ai work, I was asked by HR idiots what to look for from college grads. I told them to look for people that got Udemy certifications and did immersive AI classes there. I was told why not college. They didn’t like my answer that they would be hiring some dumb kid with a high probability to becoming an HR nightmare instead of actual potential talent.

    • Gender Traitor

      whether their leisure activities were expensive or free.

      Why on Earth would you think that an employer would think that mattered?

      • juris imprudent

        Duh! If they do free/cheap stuff for leisure you can pay them less!!!

    • AlexinCT

      Oh, this is gonna be good…

  30. Rebel Scum

    Court papers say ex-Virginia election official on trial ‘altered election results’ in 2020 election

    But elections are totally legit and questioning them is tantamount to treason. That is, if you are not a Democrat.

    • juris imprudent

      Some of us remember the 2000 presidential election.

      • Nephilium

        I think you mean the 2000 presidential Selection!

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        “I’ll take ‘algore is a traitor’ for 2000, Alex.”

  31. Rebel Scum

    Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson Blames ‘Right-Wing Extremists’ for City’s Problems

    ///MAGA-Country

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Are the Crips right wing?

      • Rat on a train

        No. They’re team blue. The bloods are team red.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Roscoe’s Chicken Wing.

  32. juris imprudent

    This guy is quite the smuggler, or maybe he’s just a mule because he doesn’t seem to be very aware of the assumptions he smuggles into his argument. Sample:

    But if we are trying to use science communication to make the world a better place, we shouldn’t let the drama of this battle distract us from our ultimate goal.

  33. Rebel Scum

    It’s just refugees going to the next safe country. Or so I am told.

    Live from Lukeville, AZ. The Tucson sector is getting hit hard with mass crossings right now. Migrants here are from Ecuador, Guinea, Senegal, and more.

    Follow along with me today.

    All of those are just across the border, obviously.

    • B.P.

      They’re all fleeing climate change.

    • Sean

      Crazy.

    • juris imprudent

      Cardona was only 5 years old at that time, you can’t expect him to remember it correctly.

      • AlexinCT

        You would figure he would know how much the left hated/hates Reagan precisely because of his animosity towards big government..

      • juris imprudent

        You’ve forgotten, Reagan is now the good kind of Republican… since he’s dead.

    • The Other Kevin

      Besides “Tear down this wall”, that was probably Reagan’s most famous quote. No surprise the head of the Department of Education seems to not be educated.

      • juris imprudent

        Irony density approaching black-hole level.

    • Sean

      LOL!

    • slumbrew

      Whichever 22 year old Ivy grad wrote that for him is totally gonna have to go pick up lunch for the next week.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I prefer the (much) less polished Italian one you posted last week that was full of what appeared to be Ukrainian women but I have a weakness for Slavic women.

      • PieInTheSky

        yes the italian ones look less fake, but more creepy 🙂

    • WTF

      Good thing the FDA isn’t a wholly-owned subsidiary of big pharma!

      • PieInTheSky

        that sounds like far right conspiracy sarcasm, I am on to you

  34. KK, Non-Man

    Karen Phillips: “he’s the Native American face of white supremacy!!!11!!1!1”

    • juris imprudent

      “That’s a man, baby!”

      • KK, Non-Man

        Yeah, his name is literally “Karen”

  35. PieInTheSky

    The Guardian and Sony Pictures have inked a deal which will see Sony gain “exclusive first rights” to adapt Guardian journalism into film and television dramas and documentaries. The agreement covers both “current and developing news stories” and The Guardian’s 200 year archive.

    https://twitter.com/pressgazette/status/1729798727785677128

    I did have a feeling lately there is something missing in the world

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      If that feeling was brought about by a dearth of good television dramas and documentaries I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    I wonder how much OMWC got

    Significant winter weather hit communities across the interior Northeast on Wednesday morning, causing at least one fatal road accident and potentially bringing chaos to the morning commute.

    As expected, more than 40 inches of snow fell over the past two days over parts of the Great Lakes and interior Northeast in the first significant lake-effect snow event of the season.

    The heaviest snowfall was recorded at Constableville, New York, where 42.7 inches landed.

    Snow will soon be a thing of the past. The planet will be a vast sizzling desert.

    • PieInTheSky

      To Be Faaaair… no one needs 40 inches

      • juris imprudent

        How about 10 inches four times?

    • Nephilium

      Here in the CLE, it was 2 – 13 inches depending on where you were.

      • PieInTheSky

        that’s what she said?

  37. PieInTheSky

    Last night the Oakland City Council voted on a resolution to call for a ceasefire.

    A city council member tried to insert language condemning Hamas.

    This was the reaction…

    https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1729630529199432095

    I know there is a lot of pointless signaling and drivel but why the fuck are city councils involved in things that are foreign policy related? Just shut the fuck up already.

    • AlexinCT

      This cultural revolution mentality of colonizers and colonized, and that colonized asshats can’t ever do evil, just like racists are only those with power, sure as fuck has broken a lot of idiots.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Oakland should stick to local issues and for them there are plenty.

      • juris imprudent

        What, you mean actually get results? What do you think this is – the private sector?

      • PieInTheSky

        this reminds me of Jordan Peterson telling young activists to clean up their room and they said basically how can we focus on getting a job and doing things in our control when protesting against Climate Change is so much more important.

    • rhywun

      After watching that I’m going to have to remind myself that those types are not representative of anything substantial. They are professional larper activists who have nothing better to do but narcissism, shock, and pervert.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Anytime you see a city council taking “action” on things they have no business getting involved in, such as this racism, you know that they have zero interest in the population of their city.

    • AlexinCT

      They othered that asshat!

    • Not Adahn

      between that tweet and the name, I’m voting troll.

  38. PieInTheSky

    Is this the grandest pub front door in England? The Corn Exchange, Bury St Edmunds, now a Wetherspoon’s.

    https://twitter.com/BeardyHowse/status/1729680000310284484

    Tom
    @TomBFlanagan
    Drinking in Wetherspoons is our version of early-medieval shepherds roaming through the ruins of the Colosseum

    • creech

      Undoubtedly built by slave labor.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Well blow me down

    The National Christmas tree was no match for Washington’s gusty weather Tuesday afternoon, toppling over at one point because of high winds.

    CNN spotted the tree on its side around 4:40 p.m. Tuesday afternoon, with at least one worker climbing atop the structure. It was later righted, and the National Christmas Tree Lighting ceremony remains scheduled to take place Thursday.

    CNN has reached out to the National Park Service for comment.

    ——-

    The holidays are in full swing in the nation’s capital, with first lady Jill Biden unveiling the White House holiday decorations this week. The decor, revealed Monday, features 98 Christmas trees, 72 wreaths, 2.8 miles of ribbon and more to fit this year’s theme: “Magic, Wonder and Joy” of the holiday season.

    They should have hired some Mexicans to put it up.

    • AlexinCT

      Was the tree just doing a Biden?

    • creech

      “98 Christmas trees, 72 wreaths, 2.8 miles of ribbon ”
      Nothing excessive from Dr. Jill, unlike what that declasse previous First Lady from some backward country would have done.

    • Suthenboy

      Fuck. These idiots cant even put up a Christmas tree and we are letting them run foreign policy?

    • Not Adahn

      Goddamn J6er insurrectionists insurrectioning the Christmas tree!

  40. AlexinCT

    Shit like this, is why I think mankind should be culled. I never hear douchebags complain about electricity, modern medicine, or all the other civilizational advances them honkeys gave us.

    • PieInTheSky

      because those were all stolen innovations from the POC who invented them silly. Whitey never invented nothin

    • Gender Traitor

      “What have the Romans ever done for us?”

  41. PieInTheSky

    Book review: “Slavery, Capitalism and the Industrial Revolution” by Maxine Berg and Pat Hudson (Part 2)

    https://iea.org.uk/42272-2/

    I initially thought Berg’s and Hudson’s argument was going to be that even though the costs of propping up slavery were considerable, they were dwarfed by the gains. But that is not quite what they are arguing. What they do, instead, is to treat the cost of propping up the slavery economy as an economic stimulus package:

    This is the kind of über-Keynesianism that would have made Keynes blush. The revenue from slavery is treated as a benefit, while the cost is… also treated as a benefit.

    If we accept this logic, of course slavery must, by definition, have been profitable. If an activity has only benefits, but no real costs, this could not be otherwise

    A lot hinges on this, because if the net gains from slavery were small or even negative, they cannot have financed the Industrial Revolution. Berg and Hudson dispute this point by arguing:

    “Were the returns from the Caribbean colonies worth the high costs of their defence and administration? Adam Smith thought not, as did a number of economic historians of the 1960s and 1970s. But this misses the point because as long as high net private returns were made, the potential was there for the proceeds to flow into the industrializing economy” (p. 44).

    It does not “miss the point” at all. If those high net private returns were offset by high net losses elsewhere in the economy, then yes, the former may well have flown into the industrialising economy – but at the same time, the latter must have flown out of the industrialising economy.

    To a lesser extent, the authors even apply this über-Keynesianism to the slave ownership compensation programme of the 1830s. When slavery was made illegal across the British Empire, the former slave owners were entitled to sizeable compensation payments. It should be obvious that this cannot have made Britain any richer: it was a pure zero-sum redistribution from non-slaveowners to slaveowners. The authors themselves, at one stage, describe it as a “subsidy from British wage earners and consumers of basic commodities to […] ex-slave owners” (p. 195) But they then go on to claim that the compensation money “aided the mid-Victorian investment boom in British and overseas railways and public utilities. Some was invested in industry” (p. 197).

    • creech

      Just look at how the economies of Africa have soared since the slavers and colonizers have moved on.

      • Suthenboy

        No shit. I remember looking around in Georgetown, Guiyana , once a heaven on earth, to discover they had upgraded the water treatment plant to open ditch sewers in the streets.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    No justice, no algebra

    Students at Monarch High School in Coconut Creek, about 15 miles north of Fort Lauderdale, filed out of classrooms and onto the school’s football field at around noon, according to aerial footage from NBC Miami. Some held signs in favor of trans rights, while others chanted “trans lives matter.”The protest came a day after the high school’s principal, James Cecil, and four other staffers were reassigned to non-school sites. It also came amid an ongoing investigation by Broward County officials as to whether the school let a transgender student compete on its girls’ volleyball team, NBC Miami reported, which would violate state law.

    There are millions of them now. Why don’t all those trans students start their own sports leagues?

    • PieInTheSky

      I do not know about current day Florida students but Pie youth days Romanian students would take any chance to skip class. If we could protest to skip class we would protest everything.

      • slumbrew

        Next thing you’ll tell me is that young men often go to protests only because there are a bunch of young women there.

      • PieInTheSky

        I would not think any young man would do something dishonest or potentially trick a young lady

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Why don’t all those trans students start their own sports leagues?

      What the fun in “sports while transing” if you can’t force a bunch of 14 year old girls to watch you tuck your junk back in your booty shorts after every point?

  43. KK, Non-Man

    Big Jet TV is at Boeing field, Hayek!

    • UnCivilServant

      I’m sorry, I don’t read foreign.

      • PieInTheSky

        memes should not require reading

      • UnCivilServant

        Then their nonsense failed.

        All I’m seeing is a self-sabotaging commie cunte ruining his own livelihood out of spite.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Anna Fusco, president of the Broward Teachers Union, suggested that the staffers being reassigned might not have known they were breaking the law by allowing the trans student to compete on the team.

    “It’s getting harder and harder for our educators to really understand everything that’s happening,” she said. “Our teachers don’t always understand new laws that come out, old laws that have been out.”

    She added, “They just want to show up and be the teacher, the coach, the counselor to help a student thrive.”

    Our best. Our brightest.

    • slumbrew

      “They weren’t maliciously ignoring the rules, they’re just stupid.”

      That’s quite the argument.

      • AlexinCT

        Isn’t this the SOP argument from every leftist entity these days? Sure they fucked up hard, but it was because of stupid, not evil!

    • rhywun

      You need a law to tell you that ruining girls’ sports is wrong? JFC.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Isn’t this specific thing what unions are for? To make sure that teachers are adequately prepared?

  45. Certified Public Asshat

    Lol, upthread I said: I’m surprised to even hear from Deadspin. All of the old Deadspin assholes are at…whatever that new site is. That new site being Defector.

    This is hilarious:

    Question: With the folding of Jezebel, why haven’t the Defector folks talked to the other former Gawker brands about creating their own sites and folding it in with Defector? It seems like that sort of synergy would be good for everyone.

    Answer: I’d love it if Defector could just hire a bunch of new staffers outright and start up a new vertical for them here, but we’re not THAT flush. We’d probably have to take out fat loans, put more ads on the site, and do a lot of the other risky shit that has made the Conde Nasts of the world what they presently are. As liberal as we Defector employees are, we are extremely conservative businessfolk, and that caution has served us well. So we’re still trying to work out how we can build on our success without fucking ourselves over in the process. We won’t have the answer overnight.

    Link: https://defector.com/what-is-the-hardest-sport-to-cheat-at

    • Certified Public Asshat

      That’s what this is really about. With all the pissing and moaning about the death of good media, it’s easy to forget that readers aren’t happy about it, either. They don’t like this chumbox shit anymore than we do, and they certainly don’t like Sports Illustrated’s recent attempts at not-AI-we-swear articles. They want a better product, and they’re willing to pay for it. So if you start up a website that takes advantage of that need… HEY PRESTO! Suddenly capitalism is working for you, instead of the other way around. This little revolution could happen with Defector’s direct support, but it doesn’t need to. Blogs will find a way, especially if they’re about farts being detected online.

      Can you imagine

    • slumbrew

      What’s the line about liberals being conservative about those things they know best? Funny, that.

  46. PieInTheSky

    Unity is closing VFX company Weta Digital, which it purchased from Peter Jackon for $1.6 billion just 2 years ago.

    265 people will be laid off, with Weta FX hoping to re-hire as many people as possible. Unity will keep Weta’s tools it acquired:

    https://twitter.com/Toadsanime/status/1729813850445296062

    • Sensei

      I can play devil’s advocate and suggest this is economic and likely contemplated with the purchase.

      The main thing you are buying here is tech and people. The operating structure is immaterial.

      On the people side this lets them fire who the want and put out offers to those they want to keep in the new company.

    • Suthenboy

      Who posted a photo of the young woman/tranny yesterday or day before? Weird beard, tits cut off and pregnant?
      I have seen a lot of very sad things, many of them as sad as that but none sadder. That young woman was mentally/emotionally fragile and in great need of help.
      instead, the people who were supposed to help her destroyed her mind and mutilated her body. That is absolutely undiluted evil. Every one involved in that should be put up against a wall. I would gladly pull the trigger myself without blinking and never lose a minutes sleep over it.

      This tranny bullshit has to come to an end and it will sooner or later. If one of those victims commits an axe murder against the people that victimized them and I am on the jury,, they walk.

      • Mojeaux

        I posted that. Somehow I have gotten myself wrapped up in TERF Twitter, where I am happy to stay.

        I maintain, though, that women-turning-into-men has wildly different motivations than men-turning-into-women, and as long as a dude can’t pass for a woman, I’m going to assume he’s got a fetish he wants to impose on the rest of the world as part of the turn-on.

        Trannies who pass and lie low, I don’t care about.

  47. Derpetologist

    My mom came off the ventilator yesterday. She can barely talk, but it was nice to hear her voice again. It looks like she will be in the hospital for another week at least and will require some sort of long-term care.

    On a side note, her best friend has been visiting the hospital with me, and we have had some interesting conversations. I said that for a long time, there was a traditional Catholic prayer on Friday for the conversion of faithless Jews.

    Oremus et pro perfidis Judaeis ut Deus et Dominus noster auferat velamen de cordibus eorum
    Let us pray also for the faithless Jews: that Almighty God may remove the veil from their hearts

    Her: Well, what’s wrong with praying for the conversion of Jews?
    Me: Ask a Jew. Their response will likely contain the phrase “Spanish Inquisition”.

    Many moons ago, we were in the same karate class. She decided to enroll because after watching the effect it had on her sons.

    • PieInTheSky

      not much to say but hoping for the best…

      • Derpetologist

        Thanks. I’m glad that she was able to have her dream European vacation before she got sick. It doesn’t look like she’ll be traveling long distances any time soon.

        When I was very young, an older couple next door spent years looking forward to a long cross-country trip in an RV. That trip got cancelled after the husband had a stroke.

        For that reason and others, I was determined to travel a lot and see the world when I was younger.

    • Derpetologist

      On a related note, America’s decadent, corrupt, capitalist healthcare system does a remarkable job of treating critically ill people.

      • PieInTheSky

        yes, but it could do the same or better for less cost

      • Derpetologist

        Probably. The limiting factors on the quality of US healthcare are political. Healthcare is very overregulated here, and medical malpractice lawsuits make it worse.

        Most countries have some form of government-run or subsidized healthcare and prioritize younger people. Some of the reasons for that are: younger people have more life ahead of them, there are more likely to recover from serious injury or illness, and it costs less to treat them.

        Like many other older Americans, my mom has high blood pressure and diabetes. She’s managed them well with medicine for a long time, but it’s better to avoid those ailments with healthy habits. Those conditions and others make people more susceptible to infection, which is how she ended up in the hospital. Of course, people can become gravely ill at any age.

        It’s good that she was so happy to see me. My other siblings were unable to visit.

    • creech

      (((They))) may be insulted or something, but at least they won’t chop your head off.

    • Gender Traitor

      So glad to hear your mom’s making progress!

    • Common Tater

      Wishing the best for your mom.

  48. Certified Public Asshat

    Speculation from the PM links confirmed: Joe and Jill grudgingly now accept little Navy Joan – but sneakily chop all stockings from the White House mantle

    You’ll stand by your crackhead son and pal around with random kids* but still refuse to acknowledge one of your grandkids? Probably not the biggest reason to hate the Biden family, but for me it is.

    *I know, probably good overall that the girl doesn’t have to interact with Grandpa

    • Lackadaisical

      It definitely is indicative of just how scummy they are.

  49. Common Tater

    “Joe Biden told 813,000 more Americans that he has wiped their student loan debt on Tuesday, meaning the president has forgiven a total of $127 billion for 3.5 million borrowers.

    The former students will soon receive an email from Biden notifying them that their debt has been forgiven – despite the fact that his plan to cancel $400 billion in debt was rejected by the Supreme Court in June.

    The email – making clear that the help has come from Biden – read: ‘Congratulations — your student loan has been forgiven because of actions my administration took to make sure you receive the relief you earned and deserve.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12802519/Biden-WIPED-student-loan-debt.html

    CWAA

    • PieInTheSky

      the president has forgiven a total of $127 billion for 3.5 million borrowers – how generous of them, good thing he had the money.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Fuck you.

      Sincerely,
      A guy who sacrificed and scrimped to pay his loans off

    • creech

      Let’s go, Brandon.

    • Rebel Scum

      the relief you earned and deserve.

      I’ve been a net taxpayer and productive member of society since graduation. Where is the relief I deserve?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *hands rebel a tube of KY and a towel to bite down on*

      • WTF

        Chumps don’t get relief, they just get to pay for it.

    • rhywun

      Grounds for impeachment, part eleventyfourteen.

  50. Common Tater

    “Woke books bought for huge advances by ‘inexperienced’ editors hired post-George Floyd have FLOPPED – including $500,000 ‘queer feminist’ novel that’s sold 3,500 copies and Elliot Page’s $3 million transgender memoir that’s sold 68,000 copies”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12801837/Woke-books-flop-inexperienced-editors-Eliot-page.html

    https://www.thefp.com/p/the-fight-for-the-future-of-publishing

    I wonder how many of those 68K were actually “sold”.

    • UnCivilServant

      Lirbrary purchasing officers tend lefty, I’d not be surprised at all to find that 68k ended up in library catalogs.

    • The Other Kevin

      They’ll just put those on the required reading list for elementary schools. Problem solved.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I wonder how many of those 68K were actually “sold”.

      I think it would be harmful to my mental health to know how many were actually bought by credulous Oprah book club types.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Not that I particularly care about my wife and kids’ watch habits leaking, but I’ll tune up my pi-hole filters nonetheless.

      Plex is just asking for me to stop pulling updates. If only their DVR functionality was less buggy, I’d stop pulling them altogether.

      • slumbrew

        That was one of the final straws in me just getting a KVM switch and a dedicated personal machine at home; I’m WFH and it was too easy to slide into doing personal stuff on the work machine.

        I’m not at the point of travelling with two laptops but I try to stick to my tablet for personal stuff in that case.

      • Mojeaux

        When I was looking for a shareable password vault, I considered LastPass and then thought, “I’m not putting my passwords in someone else’s service.” I mean, I DID eventually, but I got KeyPass, which the file is encrypted, created an encrypted folder on DropBox (I don’t remember how I did that, but there was a way), and run the file from there so my husband can access it and do his thing with it.

        It seems every 6 months, there’s something new going wrong with LastPass.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I got off of LastPass a while back. I did Blur/Ironvest for a while (at SP’s recommendation), but recently cleaned up the final tendrils and deleted that account, too. I run a local instance of Bitwarden that isn’t accessible from the internet. I can use my passwords anywhere, but can only update them while on the local network.

      • Mojeaux

        Yeah, I had to have mine shareable with my husband. Accounts have to be accessible in case of Bad Things Happening.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Bitwarden is actually super sharable. It’s a locally-hosted version of a commercial grade cloud pw manager. My wife has very little interest in messing with it, so I haven’t shared any passwords with her. I keep telling her to use the pw manager instead of the same login that has been compromised 10x over, but I haven’t been successful.

        That said, it was a pain in the ass to set up due to it needing certificates but not being exposed to the internet. Definitely not plug and play like KeePass.

      • Mojeaux

        I have a password system. Two random actual words (might be in a different language), a special character somewhere in there, and a series of numbers that have a rhyme/reason behind them. My system meets all the most stringent criteria for password generation.

      • slumbrew

        slides over to make room on the Chump bench

      • slumbrew

        *sigh* meant for the loan “forgiveness” thread.

    • Dr Mossy Lawn

      I saw that enabled last week… Nope’d right out of that..

  51. KK, Non-Man

    11am and still waiting for my water to unfreeze. The spigot is still in the shade, for fuck’s sake.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Phrasing?

  52. Rebel Scum

    Ban volcanoes. Save the climate.

    When the Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha’apai volcano erupted on January 15, 2022 in the South Pacific, it produced a shock wave felt around the world and triggered tsunamis in Tonga, Fiji, New Zealand, Japan, Chile, Peru and the United States.

    It also changed the chemistry and dynamics of the stratosphere in the year following the eruption, leading to unprecedented losses in the ozone layer of up to 7% over large areas of the Southern Hemisphere, according to a recent study published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences from the Harvard John A. Paulson School of Engineering and Applied Sciences (SEAS) and the University of Maryland.

    • slumbrew

      This was a good write-up

      https://hwfo.substack.com/p/talkin-about-hunga-tonga

      “ The authors project this one volcano produced a warming effect on the planet equal to about 5.2 years worth of total global carbon emissions in one go, and it’s going to be stuck up there for over half a decade.”

    • Gender Traitor

      Next enviro-crisis: Anthropogenic Plate Tectonics.

    • creech

      If we all use one less straw this week, we can offset this volcanic tragedy.

  53. The Late P Brooks


    Elon Musk is trying to make amends, or at least do damage control, after endorsing an antisemitic post on his platform X, formerly Twitter. Musk, however, isn’t actually adequately apologizing or doing much of anything to address his own repeated vile actions or the bigotry that has overtaken X since he took the helm.

    This week, he paid a visit to Israel, a nation in the midst of a bloody war, to prove, as he put it, that “actions speak louder than words.”

    Unfortunately for Musk, both his actions and his words are odious.

  54. Lackadaisical

    ‘Mom of young Kansas City Chiefs fan hits back at Deadspin reporter’s claim he was wearing blackface and says her son is ‘native American’’

    Instead of the best of all worlds, we’re living in the dumbest of all worlds.

    • Urthona

      Which is irrelevant anyway.

      That piece of shit also deliberately picked a photo not showing the other side of his face.

  55. Lackadaisical

    345 comments? Don’t any of you work? 😀

    • slumbrew

      Not today. Not until the 11th – heading to London this evening.

  56. The Late P Brooks

    Stupid fingers…

    Vile and odious


    Elon Musk is trying to make amends, or at least do damage control, after endorsing an antisemitic post on his platform X, formerly Twitter. Musk, however, isn’t actually adequately apologizing or doing much of anything to address his own repeated vile actions or the bigotry that has overtaken X since he took the helm.

    This week, he paid a visit to Israel, a nation in the midst of a bloody war, to prove, as he put it, that “actions speak louder than words.”

    Unfortunately for Musk, both his actions and his words are odious.

    ——-

    What a joke.

    Musk’s Israel tour was transparently transactional and frankly insulting. The antisemitic sentiment Musk endorsed had nothing to do with Israel; “replacement theory” is generally an unsupported allegation that Jews and other immigrants in the US and Europe are destroying Western civilization.

    Meeting with a billionaire on a reputation-saving mission should certainly be pretty low on the list of priorities for Israeli leaders, who, at this particular moment, are still negotiating the return of dozens of Israelis are being held hostage by Hamas, and overseeing a devastating war in Gaza that has killed thousands of innocent civilians and displaced countless more. A chat with Musk and a personal tour of Hamas’ devastation seems like it could have waited.

    A tour of Israel in the middle of a war doesn’t even come close to solving the root problem of antisemitism — and it shouldn’t absolve Musk of responsibility for his own words and actions.

    Under Musk’s leadership, X has turned into a swamp of prejudice and bigotry. Known neo-Nazi and white supremacists have had their accounts reinstated. Members of the Islamic State returned to the platform and some QAnon conspiracy theorists have been allowed to pay for verification badges on the site.

    Blah blah blah. Jill Fillipovic, arbiter of truth and righteousness.

    These people just say any damn thing which pops into their heads. It doesn’t have to be true, it just has to make the trained seals clap and toot their horns.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I guessed Vox, but it was CNN.

      Leftist mouthpiece writes the 475th hit piece on Musk this month. Its all too predictable. Is anybody having their mind changed by this, or is it just red meat for the NPC class?

      • Common Tater

        Spaceship Man Bad!

  57. The Late P Brooks

    Musk has compromised his “free speech absolutism,” not to make significant efforts to ban White supremacists and neo-Nazis, but to prevent terms widely adopted by the pro-Palestinian movement, including “decolonization” and “from the river to the sea,” from being used on X.

    He’s an antisemitic Islamophobe!

  58. slumbrew

    Douchbags parading down the sidewalk with a megaphone and Palestinian flag.

    Who you trying to convince here in progtown?

    • slumbrew

      Aaaaand they’re gone.

      They managed to scare up just about 20 people. That’s something, at least.