Winstons Mom Does the Links

by | Nov 30, 2023 | Daily Links | 209 comments

Tonio sent word at 2am this morning informing me he is currently attending some biker cock fest out in the hills.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  I can’t get mad, I’d pick dick over you schlubs too…

…besides, it gives me a chance to tell a story about Kissinger.  He flew me out to some Dacha at the Soviet Consulate in Panama City back in 1978.  It was terribly demeaning.  He dressed me up as some Egyptian broad and insisted I answer to name “Anwar Sadat.”  Whoever the fuck that is.  The two Aye-Rab boys tied up and gagged with the gaggle of goats in the kitchen.  The candles circumscribing a circle in the den.  The sword.  The overflowing toilet.  He had me repeat the phrase, “let my people go.”

I am not comfortable sharing details, even now.  I will however say the worst thing he did, was pay me with a check.

Enough of that shit.

Gee lets think about this for a minute, who predicted Obamacare was going to result in more competition in the healthcare markets?

Let me tell you something about Red Lobster:  FUCK red lobster.

His name was Seth Rich.

What happened to the Irish? seriously.

Same bullshit playbook.  I hope you’re paying attention and investing in SEMTEX.

…and finally!

What happened to that cock tease, Gilmore?  He had this ersaTz joke about being so wrong, its not even on the same level as 1+1 not equaling 3, because at least 3 is a number.  This is 1+1 equaling sticking your dick in pineapple and pepperoni hotpockets.

Before or After you microwave it you ask?  Whatever you find more uncomfortable.

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Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

209 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    This is like Batwoman filling in for Bruce Wayne?

    • SDF-7

      More like Poison Ivy filling in for Killer Croc — a whole different atmosphere, but in the end you’re still probably going to be eaten.

      • Common Tater

        I know almost nothing about comic books, except the women in Mexican Spider-Man had bigger asses.

      • Tonio

        “in the end you’re still probably going to be eaten”

        What you did there was seen. Bravo.

        Was too busy to link today, but am taking a brief break from the “festivities” to drop in on you fine people. A beautiful and unseasonably warm day here in the mid-Atlantic.

        Thanks, WM, for catching my links.

      • Winston's Mom

        Sure thing.

    • Winston's Mom

      This is like Batwoman filling in for Bruce Wayne?

      Are you like a turd filling in for the bulge in your pants?

  2. SDF-7

    He had me repeat the phrase, “let my people go.”

    Holy Moses – what a story!

    • R.J.

      I bet she was glad when she parted waves with him.

    • The Other Kevin

      She’s still in denile about the whole thing.

      • Common Tater

        LOL

    • Compelled Speechless

      Is it fair to assume that the story also contains the origin of the burning bush?

  3. Common Tater

    “I will however say the worst thing he did, was pay me with a check.”

    Did it bounce?

    • SDF-7

      It was autocorrect — Kissenger payed with a Czechoslovakian orphan.

      He only bounced on the slide down to the monocle mines.

    • Not Adahn

      He put a lot of “company” checks into circulations.

  4. Common Tater

    “What happened to that cock tease, Gilmore? He had this ersaTz joke about being so wrong, its not even on the same level as 1+1 not equaling 3, because at least 3 is a number. This is 1+1 equaling sticking your dick in pineapple and pepperoni hotpockets.”

    Do they actually make those?

    I heard he isn’t here because of his job. I also suspect that’s related to why many people are no longer here.

  5. SDF-7

    Gee lets think about this for a minute, who predicted Obamacare was going to result in more competition in the healthcare markets?

    Given his diametrical opposition to economic truths, I’m assuming Krugman?

  6. Swiss Servator

    “I will however say the worst thing he did, was pay me with a check.”

    MONSTEROUS.

    • Winston's Mom

      That bitch

    • Nephilium

      And the next politician to do that?

      Jerry Springer.

  7. SDF-7

    Let me tell you something about Red Lobster: FUCK red lobster.

    If I wasn’t married, maybe Lobster Girl….. (yeah yeah, I know… get in line round these parts…)

    But yeah — an “unlimited” menu item in the days of Bidenomics is probably not the wisest of ideas. I presume they hoped for the “salty peanuts at the bar” effect to drive folks to drink but skimming the article it doesn’t seem like that panned out either and profits were just too scampi to continue.

    • Fourscore

      Whale of a tail, for sure, once you peel off the top layer

      • Winston's Mom

        Ha! This guy kills me.

    • Nephilium

      Hell. I’ve seen some bars/restaurants have chicken wings listed at “Market Price”.

      • Common Tater

        That’s just sad.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Unlimited biscuits too, what could go wrong?

  8. kinnath

    After decades on the market, the FDA declared that the active ingredient in popular cold medicines like Dayquil, Mucinex, Sudafed, and Theraflu is ineffective. CVS and other pharmacies are pulling the products from store shelves.

    The day the first news reports posted, I bought about a 5 year supply on Amazon.

    • SDF-7

      To be fair — isn’t the active ingredient these days pseudo-ephenephrine or whatever they tried to put in to keep the meth brewing down… and studies have shown it actually doesn’t do shit?

      Bring back the real stuff, let the meth heads do what they want. Sick of reshaping society because some people might do some things people don’t approve of.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Pseudo ephedrine is the meth precursor. There was a non-PE alternative that is the ineffective one.

        Still have a purchase registry for PE containing pseudo OTC drugs, even though that isn’t stopping squat.

      • Common Tater

        They also put restrictions on iodine. Which did nothing to stop meth, but made things worse for backpack campers and salt-water aquarists.

      • Tonio

        In the end they would rather see a thousand grandmas die screaming in pain from cancer than risk one opiod (opiate?) pill being diverted for recreational use. These people are objectively evil.

      • Common Tater

        True. Although in most cases Grandma with cancer can still get pills. Her granddaughter? Nope.

      • kinnath

        Phenylephrine

        The FDA report was that phenylephrine breaks down in the digestive system, therefore it doesn’t work.

        Except I can feel a real difference when I take it.

        So, my take is:

        It’s a shit replacement for the real sudafed.

        The fact that it is only moderately effective is probably because of the reasons that the FDA says.

        It’s not totally ineffective, so the FDA is being a jackass for pulling it off the market.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Yep, and it’s never been worth bothering with. If you want a decongestant that works, just give them your license and get the real stuff.

      • kinnath

        ust give them your license and get the real stuff.

        Bullshit.

        There were actual arrests in Iowa for buying too much sudafed from multiple stores in the same month.

    • Gender Traitor

      So exactly what is the active ingredient that is supposedly ineffective? I notice it doesn’t say in that “sponsored content.” The sponsor just wants you to buy their prepper kit. 🙄

      • kinnath

        Phenylephrine

        See above.

        When I talked with my doctor about switching to phenylephrine he said you could still make meth from it, but the government wasn’t smart enough to figure that out.

        Phenylephrine is over the counter without any restrictions here in Iowa. Amazon sells it as well.

    • rhywun

      This story escaped my attention.

      Is it bullshit? Why would they do this?

      • kinnath

        Is it bullshit?

        Phenylephrine is a shit replacement for Pseudoephedrine . This has been known for a long. Supposedly it is effective as a nasal spray. But the recent study is that it breaks down in the digestive system. So it has no effect as a systemic treatment.

        The results of the study are not that surprising considering how lousy Phenylephrine works compared to Pseudoephedrine.

        Why would they do this?

        Because Fuck You That’s Why.

  9. Common Tater

    “Police suspected he had been the victim of an attempted robbery but none of his possessions were taken.”

    That’s some fine police work, Lou.

    • Common Tater

      ““There had been a struggle.

      “His hands were bruised, his knees are bruised, his face is bruised, and yet he had two shots to his back, and yet they never took anything …

      “They didn’t finish robbing him, they just took his life.””

      That doesn’t make much sense either.

    • Common Tater

      “If Russia didn’t supply emails to WikiLeaks, then the Russian collusion story was built on a lie.”

      It was built on a lie regardless. Anyway, if I recall, the data showed it was someone in the U.S.

  10. SDF-7

    His name was Seth Rich.

    Uh oh… hope that judge doesn’t have one of those magic “suicide by shot in the back of the head” guns. Perilously close to having evidence leading to the conviction of Hillary Clinton there.

    • Urthona

      Sadly… There is no way that any evidence exists, even if it once did.

  11. SDF-7

    Talukder, Limerick County’s first Muslim councillor who hails from Bangladesh

    Way to represent the Religion of Peace there, jackass.

    Said it before (as have several around here) – if these assholes were trying to provoke a race war by pushing the Western non-elites to the brink, no idea what they’d be doing differently about now. And given how much people have been willing to take so far — if that explodes, I’m suspecting we’ll be talking ethnic cleansing levels of violence.

    Great job, everyone. Yay. (sigh)

    • juris imprudent

      The ironic thing is the Irish remember how badly they were treated by their English overlords; must make them wonder how the Irish turned English?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Remember… like how the battered wife hooks up with a new boyfriend that likes to slap around also?

      • juris imprudent

        Ha, just saw the image – well, he does have black hair and tan skin.

  12. The Other Kevin

    Why bother with that Seth Rich laptop? They’ve had it for year. 100% chance one of these things will happen.
    1. Oops, can’t seem to find the laptop.
    2. Oops, somebody accidentally wiped it with a cloth.
    3. Why no, we didn’t tamper with it, it always only had just Christmas cookie recipes on it.

    • SDF-7

      Why no, we didn’t tamper with it, it always only had just Christmas cookie recipes lots of naked Hunter Biden pictures on it.

    • Urthona

      Right.

      If the Feds are already corrupt enough to cover this shit up, then why would there be anything left?

      It would require the perfect combination of corruption and stupidity. Which I guess is possible. But amazing.

    • Rat on a train

      I’m going with their usual #2.

      • The Other Kevin

        Our experts looked it over and we didn’t find anything, so we deleted everything on it using BitBleach, as is standard procedure with such evidence.

  13. SDF-7

    This is 1+1 equaling sticking your dick in pineapple and pepperoni hotpockets.

    Damn those American Pie sequels got weird fast…

    This one time, at economic band camp…

    • Sean

      Heh

  14. DEG

    After decades on the market, the FDA declared that the active ingredient in popular cold medicines like Dayquil, Mucinex, Sudafed, and Theraflu is ineffective. CVS and other pharmacies are pulling the products from store shelves.

    They’re trying so hard.

    • Common Tater

      The decision was made long before this recent China virus.

    • DEG

      Except for Breitbart that is. Note the date. The Breitbart post of a Wellness Company ad is dated today.

    • Urthona

      Is it really though? I haven’t been following.

      • R.J.

        Not as effective. I got actual effective Robotussin with my license a week ago, anticipating such a shortage.

  15. Common Tater

    ““I strongly believe that this is not the face of Ireland. “”

    I strongly believe you are not the face of Ireland.

  16. Common Tater

    Tucker Carlson is on both Dave Smith’s POTP and the Roseanne Barr podcast.

    • Urthona

      There’s a Roseanne Barr podcast?

      My word.

      • Common Tater

        It’s good too.

      • SDF-7

        If it doesn’t open with the National Anthem, I’ll be very disappointed.

      • Winston's Mom

        Hell yeah. That bitch is crazier than me.

  17. juris imprudent

    This is a Thursday and the disturbing programming is reserved for Wednesday. I find it very disturbing that Tales of a Man in Lycra is followed by Winston’s Mom.

  18. Lachowsky

    Banning cough medicine to combat meth sure worked out well. Now all the meth is made in super labs in Mexico with bland, uniform ingredients and is much more powerful.

    I miss the days of locally sourced and cooked, artisanal, hand crafted, fair trade, conflict free, straight from shoplifter to pipe meth. Those were better days.

    • Common Tater

      In the U.S. manufacture has gone back to P2P biker meth.

  19. Fourscore

    Were they safe but ineffective? Maybe a booster would have helped or double up on the recommended quantity.

    Schools are neither safe nor effective, should be “pulled from the shelves”

  20. Common Tater

    “The government of Iceland has taken decisive action and banned Covid mRNA shots from the island nation as excess deaths, strokes, blood clots, sudden cardiac arrests, and other “unexplained” health issues continue to soar around the world.”

    https://slaynews.com/news/iceland-bans-covid-mrna-shots-sudden-deaths-skyrocket/

    Guess you have to be more careful when you only have 400K people.

    • Winston's Mom

      Cashier’s. I had to go to goddamn bank. You know what they do in banks? Ask for an Id.

      • juris imprudent

        Just because you didn’t have Anwar Sadat’s ID…

      • Ted S.

        Did they ask for an Ego, too?

      • Winston's Mom

        What?

      • Common Tater

        It was a Freudian slip.

      • Winston's Mom

        Are you fucking with me tater tot?

      • Cowboy

        That’s when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

    • SDF-7

      I suppose this would have been too obvious.

  21. Common Tater

    “New York Attorney General Letitia James’s office responded to testimony by a Deutsche Bank executive that could have torpedoed her civil fraud case against Trump.

    Radical Marxist New York Attorney General Letitia James is seeking $250 million in ‘damages’ when there is no victim in this fraud case and she is also seeking to ban Trump and his sons from operating any businesses in New York. She accused Trump of inflating his assets and defrauding lenders and insurance companies.

    A Deutsche Bank executive who worked to approve at least one of Trump’s loans testified on Tuesday that it is “atypical, but not entirely unusual” to reduce a client’s asset values and still approve a loan….

    Williams testified that Trump’s stated assets are merely an opinion and a difference of opinion in asset values does not disqualify the potential borrower from a loan…

    Kevin Wallace, a lawyer from Letitia James’s office hit back at the defense lawyer.

    “I think the idea that you can’t lie to a bank is pretty well established,” Wallace said.

    Judge Arthur Engoron sided with the attorney in Letitia James’ office and said, “that the mere fact that lenders were happy doesn’t mean that the statute wasn’t violated.””

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/letitia-jamess-office-hits-back-after-deutsche-bank/

    • juris imprudent

      The total absence of a fraud doesn’t mean a fraud wasn’t committed! The judge -senile, insane or both?

      • Ted S.

        Evil.

      • kinnath

        Partisan.

      • R.J.

        Evil AND Partisan!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Politically biased. Also, attention whore and general shameless sack of shit.

      • Suthenboy

        It is a show trial. The verdict was decided long before the court convened.

    • rhywun

      That corrupt fraud losing this case will be worth a year of sunshine rays.

    • Gustave Lytton

      And the Egyptian kings of the Muhammad Ali dynasty were Albanian.

    • Mojeaux

      👍

    • The Other Kevin

      Looks nice and secure. And you were worried!

  22. Common Tater

    “Rep. Clay Higgins: The FBI was not only involved in the actions on January 6 from within, they had, I suspect, over 200 agents embedded within the crowd, including agents or as they would call, human assets inside the Capitol dressed as Trump supporters before the doors were opened. Beyond that, the FBI had embedded themselves and infiltrated online chat groups and websites, and social media accounts across the country with any group that was discussing objections to COVID oppression. And the FBI effectively infiltrated those groups.

    And when you track the text threads and the communications within those groups and find the origins of suggestions of potential violence or an active occupation of the Capitol on January 6, you’ll find that those messages were led by members of the groups that ended up to be the FBI agents that had infiltrated the group. So the FBI’s involvement was deep, not just on J6, but on the days and weeks and months prior.”

    https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/11/rep-clay-higgins-drops-bomb-newsmax-200-fbi/

    The whole thing was staged.

    • Lackadaisical

      Not staged, orchestrated.

      Just like a lot of things…

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s a better way to put it. Those people did what they did but were manipulated by the feds into doing it, for the most part anyway. Kind of a much larger and nefarious version of trapping 16 year old Muslims with learning disabilities into joining “ISIS.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      embedded themselves and infiltrated online chat groups and websites, and social media accounts across the country with any group that was discussing objections to COVID oppression

      Greetings, fellow Feds!

      • The Gunslinger

        I, for one, am decidedly NOT a Fed.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s just what a fed would say.

    • WTF

      I’m old enough to remember when entrapment wasn’t allowed.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      ROT cappella.

    • Suthenboy

      Is there anyone who didn’t know this 5 minutes after it started?

      • juris imprudent

        Or when Ray Epps was featured in the NYT as an instigator, and then suddenly no one cared about him?

  23. Lackadaisical

    ‘Federal Judge Gives FBI 14 Days to Hand Over Evidence on Seth Rich’s Murder Case’

    Just 14 more days to see if all details about this case were on hard drives that ‘crashed’.

    • The Other Kevin

      How could I forget that one?
      4. The hard drive crashed, we took it out to try and fix it and couldn’t. That’s why there’s no hard drive.

    • Lackadaisical

      If only we’d been warned that shutting down all of society for 2-3 years would have negative consequences.

    • Urthona

      And also the rate not involving guns, right?

    • B.P.

      The CDC played a role in shutting the country down for 18 months. Businesses and life savings were ruined. People were isolated. Surgeries and treatments were foregone. Loved ones died alone in facilities. Nobody learned a goddamn thing at Zoomschool.

      Perk up, everyone!

      • The Gunslinger

        My older daughter graduated in spring of 2020. Graduation was held outdoors and we had to stay in our vehicle. My younger daughter graduates in spring of 2024. If they fuck around with this one I swear I will make them pay.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Didn’t read the article but I’d like to counter with Japan. If people want to snuff themselves they’re going to snuff themselves.

    • kinnath

      Is suicide illegal?

      No, then fuck off.

  24. Stinky Wizzleteats

    The Irish: Hopefully they’re drunken and violent enough to actually do something about their problem. Yet another nation with supposed leadership so out of touch they may as well be living on another goddamn planet.

    • R.J.

      They are not the French. Irish riots result in politicians tarred and feathered, and government offices blown up. That is simmering right now.

    • Urthona

      I dunno man. One immigrant stabs 3 people?

      lol. How soft are Americans? That happens like 10 times a day and we don’t do shit.

      • R.J.

        We are pretty damn soft. Well, I am soft. I need to lay off the Thanksgiving leftovers.

  25. Sensei

    Shit, now I have to get one even though I had little interest.

    The Cybertruck Is the Dumbest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
    Elon Musk enters his Caligula era.
    Ryan Cooper

    Third and perhaps most importantly, stainless steel is much stiffer than the ordinary stuff, which makes it dangerous. Since the 1950s at least, automakers have understood that stiffer cars are more dangerous to people inside and outside the car, because in a crash they deliver energy to other parties rather than absorbing it.

    Golly, the engineers never thought of that when did all the finite element design and crash testing. I wish Ryan spoke up sooner about this.

  26. Mojeaux

    Welp. Dude has a high-grade rotator cuff tear. That pretty much blows up Christmas.

    • R.J.

      Oooo! Sorry to hear it.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • KK, Non-Man

      Oh shit…sorry to The Dude and you!

    • Common Tater

      Not sure who Dude is, but sorry 🙁

      • Mojeaux

        Husband. He objects to “Mr. Mojeaux” and since I’ve referred to him as Dude since I started marketing my books, he didn’t know why I called him Mr. Mojeaux here.

    • Sean

      Yikes. Sorry.

    • The Last American Hero

      He will abide.

  27. The Other Kevin

    Mrs. TOK finally met the owner of the gun shop next to our gym. This guy’s a trouble maker. During COVID the department of health tried to shut him down three times and he successfully stayed open the whole time. He supplies the local cops so he knew they wouldn’t arrest him. We’re having a hard time finding an affordable sign, he says just get an old car and put a vinyl wrap on it and park it out front. It’s not fixed so it doesn’t fall under the town sign ordinance. He’s planning on putting a howitzer outside his place.

    So which one of you is this guy?

    • juris imprudent

      I like the sound of your community.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Been meaning to ask if you’re gym is a 24 hr thing or if you’re planning on working towards that.

      The little local 24 hr place I go to is surprisingly dog-friendly (haven’t asked if just during staffed hours) but the owner, a couple other staffers and a number of different patrons bring their dogs pretty regularly and they all seem pretty well-behaved.

  28. ron73440

    I am sorry, but I have a sinus infection currently kicking my ass.

    I am dealing with it stoically, but there will be no Stoic Friday article tomorrow.

    • Common Tater

      Maybe try a neti pot?

      • Lackadaisical

        Just don’t get a brain eating amoeba.

    • DEG

      Sorry.

    • R.J.

      I need to whip out some emergency posts.
      BY WHIP OUT MEAN…

      • UnCivilServant

        I put in an article that is sure to disappoint Suthen as I don’t get into the philosophy side

      • R.J.

        Good man! I just got off work 30 minutes ago. Barely time to eat before the 7:00 post.

      • UnCivilServant

        To be fair, I wrote it at 3am yesterday morning. So I already had the text.

      • Suthenboy

        Heh. Once you open the gate you no longer have control.

  29. Not Adahn

    This part of the article was ignored?

    Last month, officers took a box of giraffe feces from a traveler returning from Kenya who was planning to turn the dung into a necklace.

    • Fourscore

      I hope to donate anything that makes the cut. I’m thinking most of the stuff is rather worn but it may be useful to someone.

  30. robc

    RE: Sudafed

    There was a great chemistry paper published 15 or so years back about how to create psuedo-ephedrine at home starting from meth.

    Step 1 was find your neighborhood meth dealer to get the source materials.

    The rest was the process, I assume accurate, to reverse the process.

    The point being it was more convenient to buy meth and make your own than to go thru the hassle at the pharmacy.

    • Common Tater

      I remember that.

  31. Suthenboy

    Seth Rich: He leaked the emails and was Hillaried for it.
    Most of the time things just are what they look like.

    • Urthona

      Probably.

  32. Common Tater

    “Chairman of the Florida Republican Party Christian Ziegler is under criminal investigation after a woman claiming to be part of a three-way relationship with Zeigler’s wife alleged he raped her.

    Ziegler’s wife is Bridget Ziegler, a co-founder of Moms for Liberty, a right-wing parental rights group and Sarasota County School board member. Together, the couple holds powerful influence in Florida GOP politics.

    A heavily redacted police complaint, which was obtained by the Florida Trident, was submitted on October 4 and alleged the rape occurred in her Sarasota home. The words ‘rape’ and ‘sexual battery’ remained unredacted, according to the Trident.

    According to the outlet, the woman alleged she and both Zieglers had been involved in a longstanding, consensual, three-way sexual relationship prior to the incident.

    The alleged assault happened when Bridget was away from the home, according to the report.

    No criminal charges have been filed in the case and Christian Ziegler’s lawyer denied the allegations saying the chairman would be ‘completely exonerated.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12811153/Florida-GOP-rape-threeway-Christian-Zeigler-Ron-DeSantis.html

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Why does that smell like bullshit?

      • DEG

        It hits all the right buttons doesn’t it?

      • WTF

        Because it’s the Dems go-to smear play?

      • Suthenboy

        Because it is bullshit. We have seen these absurd accusations over and over again as political hit jobs. I dont remember any before Thomas is the first high-profile case I remember. Once the cockroaches on the left figure out that it could do damage like that they have ramped it up.
        I am of the opinion now that all of these accusations are lies.

    • juris imprudent

      The complainant isn’t Christine Blasey Ford by any chance?

  33. Common Tater

    “A Native American tribe has distanced itself from a nine-year-old member who wore a headdress and black paint on his face during a Kansas City Chiefs game.

    The Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians issued a statement on Wednesday – after Holden Armenta’s mom claimed the boy wore the headdress and paint because of his own native American heritage, in response to a Deadspin journalist accusing the kid of racism.

    ‘We are aware that a young member of our community attended a Kansas City Chiefs game in a headdress and face paint in his way of supporting his favorite team,’ said tribal chairman Kenneth Kahn.

    ‘As a federally recognized tribe, the Santa Ynez Band of Chumash Indians does not endorse wearing regalia as part of a costume or participating in any other type of cultural appropriation.'”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-12811113/Native-American-tribe-nine-year-old-Kansas-City-fan-belongs-distances-kid-wearing-headdress-black-paint-face.html

    CWATOA

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Chumash is the tribe from my hometown, in California!

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Way to stand up for a kid who shares blood by the way. Chief Sitting Pussy should shut the fuck up.

    • B.P.

      So now it’s cultural appropriation for a member of the culture to wear something emblematic of the culture? Or were the Chumash not a headdress-wearing tribe, and this little monster appropriated it from another tribe? The story says headdresses have been banned at Arrowhead Stadium since 2020, so I guess enforcement isn’t airtight. Which leads us to…

      “…and there is pressure on them to also ban the chopping motion – said to resemble a tomahawk blow – with which the fans show their appreciation.”

      Good luck telling 80K fans not to do that. Also, are all of these assholes aware that we’re talking about a 9-year-old boy?

      • Mojeaux

        That was not at Arrowhead. It was at the Toilet Bowl (Raiders). The OTHER pic of the kid without face paint was at the Superbowl, also not Arrowhead.

      • B.P.

        Ah.

    • creech

      Does this mean Chumash need to stop wearing jeans because “cultural appropriation?’

  34. Mojeaux

    I want to know what this fight was about. NOBODY is saying what the “disagreement” is about and these kids’ history with each other, or their behavior history. I’m going on the probability they’re both problem children. A fight like that in a suburban school does not happen in a (racist) vacuum. Too much anger.

    • rhywun

      I want to know what this fight was about.

      The story so perfectly advances The Narrative™️ that we will probably never find out.

    • The Hyperbole

      Regardless of what the disagreement was about or what the kid’s history with each other is, the real crime is that the dude fights like a girl. When did we stop teaching our young men how to throw a punch? FFS, kids these days are weak.

      • Mojeaux

        I noticed that and you are not wrong.

      • B.P.

        On the flip side, the girl sort of throws down.

      • Mojeaux

        Well, that makes me think maybe she poked at him till he snapped.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Third and perhaps most importantly, stainless steel

    The new anti-Musk talking point, apparently.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Maybe somebody will be along to tell us stainless steel is more toxic and badder for the environment than mild steel.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      That would be hard.

      • juris imprudent

        It violates the natural coloration of trucks in West Virginia.

      • R.J.

        Put an LS in it. Forever truck achievement unlocked.

    • Lackadaisical

      It actually is.

    • Urthona

      I’m triggered by the fact it uses electricity.

      Gross.

      Needs to run directly on coal without any intermediary.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Rand Paul did the Heimlich Maneuver on Joni Ernst?

    Has he been charged with sexual assault yet?

    • creech

      She will wait about 30 years to file a complaint.

      • R.J.

        *Golf clap

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        That would be a real Blasey move.

    • R.J.

      Tesla Model 3 was a hot mess when it first rolled out. Don’t know about now.

      Heh. One thought. An awful lot of Karens buy EVs.

      • Sensei

        Both issues IMHO.

        But they have fixed most of it, but any flaw will be jumped on by the haters.

        Coming from my Jeep JK my Model 3 is like a Swiss watch.

      • UnCivilServant

        Small, fiddly, and hard to maintain?

  38. hayeksplosives

    I don’t think I can stomach the Seahawks vs Cowboys tonight.

    • R.J.

      Come wallow in trash with me! I swear it’s a good movie this time!

      • UnCivilServant

        it’s a good movie this time!

        Betrayal!

      • R.J.

        You will enjoy it. A suspenseful thriller.

    • rhywun

      You people with your Prime privilege.

      • UnCivilServant

        I use it for the shipping.

      • rhywun

        I have considered it but I just order the minimum $25 $35 and wait an extra day or two instead.

      • Ted S.

        I listen on Westwood One.

  39. R.J.

    Fantastic movie tonight. Full of suspense. Filmed entirely in a porta potty in Germany.

    “Holy Shit”

    See you all in 15.

  40. rhywun

    Russia is outlawing a movement which seeks to sink society into depravity

    The Bee folks found an authoritarianism they can get behind.

    • "RFK Jr Apologist"

      A lot of ugly stuff coming from conservative websites recently.