The Hat and The Hair: Classic: Christmas Special

by | Dec 20, 2023 | Hat and Hair | 71 comments

In Biden’s America Santa is banned from giving out coal! That’s why kids are all brats these days.

I have decided to replace the Lame Stream Media Holiday Specials with good clean Hat and the Hair episodes! Fuck off Charlie Brown!

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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

71 Comments

  1. Ted S.

    Is the comment system down again?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I dunno. Is it?

      • Ted S.

        It seemed like there weren’t any comments in the last 90 minutes of the previous article.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Yeah, I figured the Zoomers were zooming (all snug in their beds).

      • The Hyperbole

        There hasn’t been any Zooms for three or four months, Neph had some issues at work and couldn’t keep hosting them and no one else stepped up so no more Zooms.

      • Common Tater

        Didn’t KK recently host an ugly sweater contest?

      • The Hyperbole

        Not that I’m aware of.

      • Spudalicious

        There’s an open Zoom link. It’s always open.

    • Brochettaward

      I have never seen such a repugnant attempt to First in all my life.

      You disgust me.

  2. Common Tater

    Can you wipe out the Persians for me?

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  3. Grumbletarian

    If the GOP can find a single illegal immigrant with ties to ISIS or the Taliban who benefited from current the current administration’s lack of immigration law enforcement, would that count as giving aid and comfort to an enemy of the US for 14th Amendment purposes? Maybe even just find any illegal immigrant from Russia, since I’m told Russia is our enemy.

    • Chafed

      I’d like them to do it just to make the case against unrestrained illegal immigration.

  4. R C Dean

    I see I have a post scheduled for tomorrow. I also have eye surgery scheduled for tomorrow, so I won’t be around for the comments. Y’all have fun.

    • Don escaped Texas

      see ya around πŸ˜‰

    • pistoffnick

      …eye surgery scheduled for tomorrow…

      We warned you about that excessive masturbation…

      Seriously, good luck tomorrow!

    • Common Tater

      Best of luck with your surgery.

    • juris imprudent

      Further strange connection between you and me – I have hand surgery tomorrow. Best of luck and a speedy recovery to ya!

      • Common Tater

        Best of luck with your surgery.

      • kinnath

        Good luck to you.

      • pistoffnick

        … I have hand surgery tomorrow…

        We warned you about that excessive masturbation…

        Good luck tomorrow!

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        He must have cut himself while shaving his palms.

      • Chafed

        Lol

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        So, the hand and eye are coordinating?

      • Not Adahn

        Eye? Hand?

        Dammit, why is it always Vecna?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because today’s gamers are unimaginative.

      • Not Adahn

        Speaking of gamers, next KWS is 1/7

      • UnCivilServant

        πŸ‘

        Debating between lever gun and 10/22. I have far, far more .22LR ammo, but the Henry is more fun.

      • Sean

        Everyone should have at least one 10/22.

      • Not Adahn

        I’ve put in my name to work the Area 8 match at the Greater Pittsburgh Gun Club.

        You should join USPSA and come shoot it.

      • Sean

        I appreciate the invite, but that’s a 5 1/2 hr drive each way and I’m not that motivated. πŸ™‚

      • Grummun

        Lemme tell you a little story about the fabled “Head of Vecna.”

    • kinnath

      Good luck to you.

    • creech

      Having experienced that this year, I wish only the best outcome for you.

    • Chafed

      Hope things go well RC.

  5. Old Man With Candy

    French Border Guard: What eez your name?
    German: Heinrich Stadtmueller.
    FBG: And where are you coming from?
    German: Frankfurt.
    FBG: Occupation?
    German: No, just visiting.

    • Don escaped Texas

      when I worked for the Germans, I was encouraged not to call any design level the Final Solution

      then I went with the Japanese where no one claimed to “nuke” their lunch

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        How many Shermans are in the Memphis phone book?

  6. Sean

    You people are so weird.

    • pistoffnick

      I take that as a compliment.

      • pistoffnick

        Y B Normal?

        Normal is a setting on your washing machine.

      • Old Man With Candy

        It’s a town in central Illinois.

      • The Bearded Hobbit

        It’s perpendicular to the plane.

      • Not Adahn

        People who dislike normality are aways going off on tangents.

      • UnCivilServant

        secant fool me with that.

      • Sean

        It was not an insult.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Normality is overrated.

    • Yusef drives a Kia

      I f I dint no I’m oiy says he’s a disinformation guy,
      But he aint

  7. whahappan

    I guess nobody else joined and the zoom ended.

  8. Yusef drives a Kia

    I f I dint no I’m oiy says he’s a disinformation guy,
    But he aint

  9. Festus

    Just discovered that my condition is irreversible and ultimately fatal. I never looked too hard into it because I’ve always hid under the covers when the monsters roam. They could have warned me to change my ways 15 years ago. My own Dr. has never broached the subject. No worries, it is an exceedingly rare disorder and not catching. Sorry for the downer but I’m pissed off about being used as a cash-cow for the Med Industrial Complex, plus the fact that the end will come sooner rather than later. Ah well, we all have to go someday…

    • Festus

      Judi was completely unsurprised. She’s known this for two years. She’s soft on the outside but rock-hard in the middle, God Bless her!

    • Sean

      Sorry Festus. Maybe you can talk Judi into that threesome now?*

      *That’s all I got for such a dark subject.

    • Beau Knott

      I’m so sorry Festus. Everything about this sucks. You deserved better from everyone involved in your care. You’re in my thoughts and cares.

    • Gender Traitor

      ::gentle hug::

  10. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!
    Today’s Christmas music travesty is the perennial whine of the over-indulged:

    Didn’t I Get This Last Year?.

    Share and enjoy!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau & Sean!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I slept for over twelve hours last night, didn’t have any food after breakfast yesterday, so I’m off-kilter

      • Gender Traitor

        Urrf! Hope you can get back on track today!

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, I’m starting by having breakfast, 24 hours between meals isn’t the best plan.

      • Gender Traitor

        Salad? Or something more substantial?

      • UnCivilServant

        Salad with added pepperoni, cheese, and chicken,

      • Gender Traitor

        Yay protein! πŸ‘

  11. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    /Hey from Billings, MT

    …trying to get my ass home

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! Safe travels!

  12. Not Adahn

    FYI: Searching “Liberia Christmas” returns completely different results on amazon than “Libera Christmas.”

  13. Fourscore

    Good luck to all those with correctable infirmaries. Hopefully in a few days you’ll be back on the top of your game.

    Festus, M’boy, one day we’ll go fishin’ together, let’s hope it won’t be for a long time though.

    Now, for another Spring day. Shortest day of the year, we’ll round the corner tomorrow and start to enjoy the brilliance of the sun and Glibrtaria