Friday Morning Links

by | Jan 26, 2024 | Daily Links | 356 comments

RIP Tom!

Djokovic got shelled by Sinner. The other semifinal just started as I’m writing this (because I can’t sleep). Lots of fun FA Cup matches this weekend. And there’s the NFL Conference championship games coming up too.  The world lost a good one yesterday. I was fortunate enough to have met Tom on many occasions at tailgates. But his big thing was twitters where he was loved by friend and foe alike. He was a hell of a character ad he will be sadly missed. That’s pretty much all I’ve got for sports.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.

Selectively prosecuted

Equal protection is dead. I don’t know if it’s ever coming back or if we have entered the age of retribution. But this kind of shit is bad, bad, bad.

Why anybody would voluntarily live here boggles the mind. And if this guy loses, there’s pretty much no end to the fuckery they can pull off.

Oh boy. Here we go. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings.

::shrug:: Oh well, he got what he deserved. I got nothing else, aside from pointing out that karma does, apparently, exist at times.

Crazy Wops

What a bunch of shit. No, for real.  Although I don’t think this makes much sense if the only goal is to find the pooping pooches. I suspect there’s another motive we’re not hearting about.

I’m with the Limeys on this one. Science be damned.

Here come the CHUDs! But it’s Balmer, so nobody will notice.

Thank God I’m in Texas. I don’t know if I’d be able to tolerate that insanity.  Also, how is this “good news?” That website might want to rethink its editorial process.

California legislator.

Good to know this guy took time out of his child grooming schedule to do something else. Oh wait, he’s still being an asshole. Nevermind.

What a great video! The song is pretty solid too.  The same could be said for this track. The 80s were the absolute best.  Enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely Friday and weekend, dear friends. Tomorrow is my 12th anniversary with Banjos! She’s such a great wife and I’m a very lucky man.

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356 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.

    learn prompt engineering

    • Ownbestenemy

      Been quite amused at the whole of the media claiming they never told coal miners to learn to code.

      • AlexinCT

        They are scum. They know damned well they look down on people that do manual (real) work. Heck, reveled in these people that lost their jobs misery and enjoyed telling them to learn to code, because they believed the people losing jobs were to dumb to do that anyway. I feel we have not mocked them hard enough for that reason.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Coal miners were used to being productive though, that’s the difference.

  2. Not Adahn

    Yay! Early links!

    • PieInTheSky

      you did not comment on a link

      • Not Adahn

        But I did on the linkster.

      • SDF-7

        Two hats enter! One hat leaves!

  3. PieInTheSky

    Equal protection is dead. I don’t know if it’s ever coming back or if we have entered the age of retribution. But this kind of shit is bad, bad, bad.

    maybe after National divorce?

    • SDF-7

      Does seem like that level of reset is what its going to take. The Ivy legal schools seem to be cranking out morons who disagree with the foundations of law in this country and are more than willing to substitute their feelings for legal precedent — and they’ve moved into a lot of courts. So changing administrations isn’t going to do crap.

      • AlexinCT

        When you create a few generations of marxist drones through indoctrination, don’t be surprised they destroy everything they come into contact with.

      • rhywun

        That judge is balls-deep in all the 1/6 power trips. He is so drunk on power it’s a wonder he can walk straight.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Why anybody would voluntarily live here boggles the mind. – I keep hearing the geography of place is gorgeous and the weather is great

    • juris imprudent

      It is, and a generation or two ago it was everything you could want it to be. Then they fucked it up, and are now corpse-fucking it.

      • SDF-7

        Well, it is an article about Scott Weiner. He tries to fuck everything and everyone else…..

      • juris imprudent

        The entire Legislature is happy to help him.

  5. Not Adahn

    Maybe because I grew up on NE OK, but cicadas have never bothered me. No idea whatsoever why they freak people out.

    • Rat on a train

      I hate how loud they can be.

  6. Not Adahn

    Michelle Francl, chemistry professor from Bryn Mawr College

    Who looks exactly like you think she does.

    • Not Adahn

      Also, I can only assume that press release was written by a local intern. Nobody with enough stripes on their trousers to warrant a UK posting could have a sense of humor.

  7. PieInTheSky

    ::shrug:: Oh well, he got what he deserved. I got nothing else, aside from pointing out that karma does, apparently, exist at times.

    So which insurance should cover the car damage? the policy of the stolen car or the policy of the car of the maniac?

  8. UnCivilServant

    I was thinking on the Cicada cycles, and I hypothesized that once upon a time, there were both 13-year swarms and 17-year swarms every year, but some of the swarms died out, leaving us with these long gaps between energances. It was the most reasonable explanation I could come up with that could readily occur naturally.

    • prolefeed

      Safety in numbers – if one thirteenth as many locusts emerged every year, they’d be gobbled up. All at once – enough survive for the next emergence.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’d figured each swarm started about the same size, but relative success or failure resulted in some swarms surviving where others did not. Once they reached the critical volume the pattern was settled.

        Now here’s a question – when the swarms coincide like this, do the 17 year and 13 year groups crossbreed? If so, how long do tose offspring remain underground before emergance?

      • cyto

        Genius post

      • prolefeed

        The 13 year broods are different species than the 17 year broods, so no interpreting. Plus each brood is geographically localized, so little or no overlap of ranges.

      • prolefeed

        Interbreeding, not interpreting. FN autodecorrect.

      • UnCivilServant

        Thank you.

        I know little about Cicadas, and from the articles I’d gotten the impression that these groups shared space.

      • Suthenboy

        I remember being out of the country for some time and going to see a new movie….The Last of the Mohicans. The background sounds were of cawing bluejays and chirping cicadas. Those sounds…made me literally sick. I was so homesick from hearing that – fixtures of growing up in Louisiana – that I developed almost a panic. “I gotta get the fuck out of here and go home”
        So I did. I have been out of Louisiana a few times since then, to Texas (almost Louisiana, but not quite) and to Florida (used to feel like home but these days not so much). Florida has filled up with East Coast skidmarks. I have no plans to return to Florida.

    • robc

      That happens. There are some that are bigger, but they drift over time, some coming out a year early or a year late, and thus forming new broods. Usually the different broods are in different locations, if there were enough that drifted at the same time in the same vicinity.

  9. SDF-7

    Also, how is this “good news?”

    I can only assume “Lots of ze bugs for ze common serf to eat, ya?”

    Morning, Sloopy — morning the rest of ya early birds.

    • AlexinCT

      Same.

  10. Rat on a train

    Which commonly they offer sugar or milk for their tea, but how about some salt?
    I put salt in water when making pasta not tea.

    • Nephilium

      Adding salt to coffee grounds is a way to make terrible coffee more palatable.

      • SDF-7

        I thought that was chickory — or is that just Der Waffle Haus?

      • ron73440

        The only coffee I drink is Café du Monde’s chicory coffee and the only time I do that is when we make beignets.

        My wife, who loves coffee, thinks that’s weird.

      • Fourscore

        I used to mix that stuff with regular coffee. There’s an Asian coffee from Bam Me Thout that I used to buy but it had a sort of over roasted flavor but the price was right. On the shelf next to Cafe Du Monde at the Asian store.

      • prolefeed

        “Bam me thot” sounds like a innuendo.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, you have to do something to mask the taste of coffee.

      • juris imprudent

        You bought terrible coffee – why?

      • Nephilium

        Well, that’s the real solution. But making due with what you have is a valuable skill.

        And SDF-7, chicory was used as a coffee substitute to stretch out stores of coffee.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Egg shells. Old army trick.

    • UnCivilServant

      When I was little, someone told me you salted the pasta water to change the boiling point of the water. Since that struck me as rather pointless, I didn’t bother. Had they told me that it was for flavor, I would have been salting the water all along, instead of spending years without. I wonder if they didn’t know why and made something up.

      Dammit, don’t make me want pasta, I had to give up carbs.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah I’ve heard that too but my mother always taught me to salt the water and if I thought it was enough salt, I probably undersalted.

      • UnCivilServant

        Most of it will stay in the water when you strain the pasta, you need enough to stay on the pasta after it’s removed from the water, or you won’t taste it.

      • AlexinCT

        A good Eyetalian pasta recipe would have you put a lot of salt and some olive oil in the pasta when cooking, to both flavor and avoid it sticking, and then to use a cup or two of that starchy water straight out of the boiling pasta pot to add to your sauce to thicken and extra flavor it…

        Que bello, e che buono!

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s never enough starch in the water to thicken anything, it always thins it down.

      • AlexinCT

        Ma va fare un culo!

        You need to up your culinary Fu, man.. Always works for me..

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m sorry, I don’t speak foreign.

        And I’ve given up carbs for health reasons. So my pasta cooking days are over.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It isn’t necessarily to thicken but rather add body and also to loosen up the sauce if needed and marry the flavors.

      • Nephilium

        The salting of the water is to help flavor the pasta. It also provides a little bit of flavor when you mix some of the pasta water into your sauce to finish the sauce up.

      • AlexinCT

        ^^^THIS MANGETS IT^^^

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Salata come il mare” 🌊 🧂

      • Bobarian LMD

        Salting keeps the noodles a little firmer and the olive oil keeps them from sticking.

      • Urthona

        I’ll be honest . I used to do the salt thing. Then I forgot a few times and it was exactly the same as far as I could tell.

        However I pretty much never eat without some sort of sauce so maybe it’s just hard to tell.

    • Suthenboy

      Rice or Pasta: 1 cup basmati rice
      2 cups chicken stock
      1/2 teaspoon salt
      1 Tbl butter
      Hefty dash of sweet basil or parsley, your choice

      If you make rice this way you must hide it before serving. over the years I have twice caught someone sneaking in the kitchen and eating the rice out of the cooker with a spoon.

      • AlexinCT

        You need to lock your doors to keep people from coming in and stealing your tasty rice, Suthen….

      • Suthenboy

        I was waiting for someone to suggest cilantro instead of basil or parsley. Look, I can suggest recipes here, that is fine. I am not going to recommend criminal activity.

      • Nephilium

        Well once you put in cilantro, a squeeze of lime would really be needed as well.

      • Rat on a train

        My wife likes her rice straight in a 1:1.5 rice to water ratio.

      • Rat on a train

        volume

      • cyto

        I agree. Basmati and Jasmine like a little less water so they are not sticky and they come out fluffy.

      • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

        I’ve been using the water/rice ratio of 1.5/1.0 for 50 years now (since I learned it from Jean Lum of the erstwhile Kwongchow Restaurant in Toronto), and it’s never failed me. The kind of rice doesn’t matter; if you’re using brown rice (not the Uncle Ben’s “converted,” that’s already been parboiled so that it cooks up the same as white rice), you need to adjust the cooking time, not the amount of water.

        Has to be true rice, though; “wild rice” is a grain, but it’s not a rice, and needs separate cooking methods.

      • Fourscore

        Mrs F wants her rice to be sticky, she makes a lot of it for herself. Me, not a rice person, other than the fried stuff. When we go to a hot dish party the neighbors will insist that we bring fried rice, no choice.

        “If there’s any leftover, can I take it home?”

        Frequently asked question

      • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

        Your wife is a culinary goddess. It pays to get the simple stuff correct.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Lemon and perhaps dill would be good in there too.

      • Name's BEAM. *James* BEAM.

        Add thyme. Chicken loves thyme, and thyme loves chicken. And cut the stock/rice ratio back to 1.5/1.0.

    • slumbrew

      If people didn’t click through to read the letter from the US embassy re: salting tea, you really should. It ends with some quality trolling.

      Bravo, bored embassy staffers, bravo.

      • DEG

        Yes it was.

  11. SDF-7

    Oh wait, he’s still being an asshole.

    Yeah — I think that jerkwad is single-handedly responsible for at least half of California’s outflow with the legislative shit he somehow gets to push through Sacramento’s intestines and Governor Hair Gel (mostly) just glibly signs.

    I’m just glad a) I have zero intention of buying a new car these days and b) I still hope to get out of here soon and back East.

    I’m almost surprised he didn’t decided to run against Schiff and crew for the “Worst Possible People for US Senator” election we have coming up. If there was ever a time for “Hell no, none of these assholes!” on the ballot, that one will do it.

    • Ownbestenemy

      I don’t want people driving more than 10 miles an hour in my neighborhood,

      Misquote? Slip of the tongue? Neighborhood speeds are 25 mph on California residential streets.

      • SDF-7

        I’d vote “slip of the tongue” but I really don’t want that phrase and “Scott Weiner” in the same section of neurons of my brain, please. Ewwww.

  12. SDF-7

    What a great video!

    I have no words to describe it, unfortunately. 😉

  13. SDF-7

    Tomorrow is my 12th anniversary with Banjos! She’s such a great wife and I’m a very lucky man.

    Well happy Early Anniversary you two. I’m sure you bring light and joy into your girls’ lives like you try to do here with the links. (Quite likely more since I hope you’re not inflicting too much politics on them yet…) Seriously, you two do a lot for us – you’re great… hope you have a fantastic anniversary weekend. Take her around the track a few times, Sloopy (nudge nudge wink wink say no more!)

    • Fourscore

      Congrats to you and Banjos, Sloop. Seems like it was just yesterday that we learned of the event. I’m thinking you met on the Reason and both lived in CA at the time. I’ve been wrong before (once) though. Enjoy you day and every day.

      • sloopyinca

        I was stuck in CA but she was in PHX when we met through reason. Then a few weeks later…we got married.

      • kinnath

        Congratulations.

        I remember the event from back in the H&R days.

    • Rat on a train

      Silk sheets would be a traditional gift.

      • The Last American Hero

        I thought every libertarian anniversary was firearms or related accessories.

      • Rat on a train

        Which anniversary is a killdozer?

  14. PieInTheSky

    UK halts trade negotiations with Canada over hormones in beef ban

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68098177

    “Negotiations between the UK and Canada on a post-Brexit trade deal have broken down after nearly two years, following a row over beef and cheese.

    Canada has been pushing for the UK to relax a ban on hormone-treated beef, which its producers say in effect shuts them out of the British market.

    Meanwhile, the UK has concerns about Canada putting import taxes of up to 245% on British cheese products.”

    The Roast Beef of Old England must maintain it’s purity. Otherwise it will end up like the north Americas with inedible beef.

    • SDF-7

      That’s what they get for relaxing the Empire into the Commonwealth.

      • PieInTheSky

        could’ve kept the hormones out of Canadian beef. and the enzymes.

    • Nephilium

      north Americas with inedible beef.

      Say what?

      • UnCivilServant

        He’s just trying to get a rise out of you. It’s not like he’s actually visited and had a local show him what real American food is.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I read it as making fun of UK food.

      • PieInTheSky

        can’t it be both ?

      • SDF-7

        You wagyu.

      • PieInTheSky

        I have bought cheap imported US beef and it was not that great

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s yer problem. You bought the cheap shit that was frozen and shipped overseas. (I doubt it would still be cheap if they moved it fast enough to arrive fresh)

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There isn’t much beef in beefaroni anyway.

      • PieInTheSky

        but the expensive stuff is expensive.

      • UnCivilServant

        The adage “You get what you pay for” exists for a reason.

      • Nephilium

        You think we’ll send out the good stuff?

        When I was in Ireland, I was greatly entertained by all of the ads touting their corn-fed beef, especially coming from the US, where that’s the default and places advertise their grass-fed beef. Talking to a couple of locals, I learned it was because corn didn’t really grow well in Ireland, so corn-fed beef was a rarity to them, thus more expensive.

      • Urthona

        I think corn fed beef tastes better.

        The grass fed thing is marketing here because it’s supposedly more natural and humane. and maybe healthy too i dunno.

      • PieInTheSky

        how can you eat meat with whore moans?

      • SDF-7

        Ask Scott Weiner?

  15. PieInTheSky

    Both the Conservative and Labour parties have indicated a desire to bring down net migration.

    But substantially cutting migration could reduce the size of the workforce in key sectors. Workers from non-EU countries were 16% of the adult social care workforce in 2022–23.

    https://twitter.com/TheIFS/status/1750440411787567344

    Now I a not for excessive immigration restrictions but… I wonder if it is not possible to accept the immigrants that specifically work where there is a need and not others… You can cut immigration significantly and still get some needed workers. Also maybe the worthless humanities educated brits can learn to care

    • SDF-7

      Or — like all the wailing about agricultural work in this country when they’re trying to advocate for open borders — maybe the employers can hike wages and salaries to attract more workers instead of importing labor so they can underpay, and if that ramps up costs as the market adjusts — them’s the breaks?

      Of course, for picking crops and whatnot — automation frequently comes into play. Other than some attempts at robotics in Japan, I don’t think the care industry has that going just yet.

      • PieInTheSky

        but if the government pays the wages and the wages go up so do taxes

  16. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    • juris imprudent

      So the job kept pushing you and managed to push you right out the door?

      • Tres Cool

        I don’t think it was by design, though it certainly ended that way.
        I didn’t like the way they do business, I didn’t like the equipment, and I didn’t like the way they scheduled jobs (over promising and generally stressing everyone out).
        The extended travel and time away from home is a grind, but I signed on for that.

        They guys I worked with were all pretty decent tho.

      • UnCivilServant

        Do you have anything lined up, or is it a case of “I’m done here”

      • juris imprudent

        I had a job that was 80+% travel – I was glad to be done with that.

        Good luck with the job search, seems to be a crazy labor market out there right now.

      • Swiss Servator

        swisservator@gee mail – my Swiss Masters are often hiring.

    • AlexinCT

      How dare the fucking employer expect to make money himself!

      People that think like this are the ones that invent and peddle the DEI bullshit. There your cost produces a negative result (financially and otherwise) for everyone involved.

      • Not Adahn

        How ’bout dis?

        The “employer” pays you what your labor is worth, then raises the price of the good to represent his labor in selling it.

        Why do you feel entitled to get paid for the salesguys labor?

      • AlexinCT

        Marxist are driven by envy/jealousy. They want to get the full pay value of their labor, but deny others that same thing when they demand free shit as rights..

        It is a cult of evil straight from the biblical warnings of what not to do…

      • juris imprudent

        Marxists didn’t invent envy but they sure exploit the shit out of it.

      • Homple

        The employer pays you as little as he can get by with and still have capable workers. That’s your worth.

      • trshmnstr

        The missing link that somebody needs to connect to put the puzzle together is “why can’t I just sell the product myself and pocket the extra money?”

      • Nephilium

        Of course, the Marxian definition of value is ridiculous. All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart; it remains a mud pie, value zero. By corollary, unskillful work can easily subtract value; an untalented cook can turn wholesome dough and fresh green apples, valuable already, into an inedible mess, value zero. Conversely, a great chef can fashion of those same materials a confection of greater value than a commonplace apple tart, with no more effort than an ordinary cook uses to prepare an ordinary sweet.

        These kitchen illustrations demolish the Marxian theory of value — the fallacy from which the entire magnificent fraud of communism derives — and to illustrate the truth of the common-sense definition as measured in terms of use.

        –Mr. Dubois, Starship Troopers.

      • Suthenboy

        Dunno what they are doing today but the military used to drill that into soft heads by having people move large mounds of dirt from location A to location B and then have them move the mound back to it’s original location.

        Anyone know if the wokety military is still doing that? I bet not.

      • AlexinCT

        All the work one cares to add will not turn a mud pie into an apple tart; it

        I prefer the turd polisher analogy of labor explanation. Ask marxists if the doctor, engineer, airline pilot, or other such highly skilled professional should be paid the same as some guy or gal kept busy polishing turds for the state company. Cause marxist theory of labor would indicate that you would have to still pay that guy or gal the same high wage to do nothing of value but polish turds.

    • Fourscore

      We learned that in grade school. We learned a lot of things in grade school and there were only two bathrooms and we knew the reason why. I am eternally grateful for having learned that at an early age.

    • ron73440

      He started with a valid point and gradually crossed into nonsense.

    • Suthenboy

      1. Obama gave speeches multiple times overtly claiming that employers responsibility was to provide employment. That they had some kind of moral obligation to dole out paychecks regardless if they made money or not.

      2. The purpose of marxist demoralization is to scramble people’s brains so that they cannot distinguish reality from fantasy. The goal: People who cannot tell fantasy from reality cannot identify problems. If they cannot identify problems, they cannot solve problems. If they cannot solve problems they cannot defend themselves, their families or their country.

      3. Yuri Bezmenov – “You can take them to Siberia and show them the gulags, the mass graves. They still will not believe it. They will only believe it when the boots are crushing their balls. Once they are demoralized you cannot fix them. You are stuck with them.

      Professor dude is wasting his breath.

      • juris imprudent

        People want to believe beautiful lies. Marxism just gives people what they want, and then, what they deserve for what they wanted.

  17. R.J.

    May you two have a happy anniversary!

    • Rat on a train

      The work, titled “Imponderabilia,” saw Bonafede and another performer standing face-to-face with each other in a doorway about 18 inches (45.7 centimeters) apart, fully nude, silent, and still. The exhibition, which ran from March 14, 2010 through May 31, 2010, was curated by the museum in a way that encouraged visitors to pass in between the performers as they went from one gallery to the next, the suit alleges.
      WTF?

      • UnCivilServant

        These places stopped being about art early in the 20th century, now they’re about money laundering, edgelording, and perversions.

    • Suthenboy

      I am seeing tons of videos by women crying and ranting in frustration wanting to know why men won’t approach them or date them anymore. Estimates put the cat lady population at around 60% in a few years. That is not just the post-wall ones, all women of any age. A lot of them are pretty hot in their sexual prime and yet men avoid them. My favorite was a singles dating event where over 50 women showed up and not one single man darkened the door.
      They are clueless as to why this is.

      Lets see….marriage is a contract in which a woman is richly rewarded by breaking it. Men can have women accuse of them of all kinds of shenanigans decades after the fact with no evidence, no witnesses etc and their lives are destroyed.
      Men area withdrawing. Why? No one knows. It’s just a mystery. We may never know.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s actually a dude suing.

        Which means either all the women understood what they were getting into, or the museum patrons weren’t interested in that.*

        *Or, as demonstrated by women visiting strip clubs, the ones who were into penes thought they had more entitlement to be handsy.

      • Suthenboy

        he is playing by the rules they made. Fuck’em. Yes, they feel entitled to do that because they thought it would never come to bite them, that only happens to men.

      • Rat on a train

        #BelieveAllWomen and university star chambers certainly didn’t help.

      • Urthona

        Am I a fool for getting married and having kids?

        haha.

        Nah. It sounds shitty.

        A friend of mine my age just got divorced. His kid is 18 now and he’s dating. a lot.

  18. Certified Public Asshat

    That’s pretty much all I’ve got for sports.

    Liverpool got less assholish this morning?

    • robc

      Nope, asshole out, asshole in.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m a Spurs fan and I dislike Liverpool more than Arsenal and Chelsea because of Klopp.

      • robc

        I am an Everton fan and I dislike Liverpool.

  19. AlexinCT

    What a bunch of shit. No, for real. Although I don’t think this makes much sense if the only goal is to find the pooping pooches. I suspect there’s another motive we’re not hearting about.

    My bet is some feud exists between some asshole in government able to demand this measure and others, and the asshole wants to abuse the law to punish them for having their poochs dump wherever.

    • Not Adahn

      Maybe someone’s brother has a DNA testing business?

      • AlexinCT

        Now we talking… it’s not like there isn’t some history in that country about this sort of shit with someone’s brother selling fish and hoping not to have to chuck most of it away come the weekend…

  20. Gustave Lytton

    12 years? Wait, how is that possible? I remember you two in reason pre marital. That was like 5 years ago. Tops.. I’m losing all sense of time.

    • UnCivilServant

      That’s unpossible. As I recall, they got married before they met.

      • Rat on a train

        They have always been married.

      • SDF-7

        They were always Poppy.

      • sloopyinca

        No, more like 3 weeks or so after we met.

      • Tres Cool

        She knew she was pregnant that quick?

        /kidding

        Congrats!

      • Rat on a train

        And I though I was fast at 11 months.

    • ron73440

      12 years? Wait, how is that possible? I remember you two in reason pre marital. That was like 5 years ago. Tops.. I’m losing all sense of time.

      Right?

      I wasn’t commenting, but I remember reading about their meeting on Reason.

      No way that was over 12 years ago.

      Congratulations you two.

      • Ownbestenemy

        For sure congrats on that to them. Amazingly, we share the same anniversary timeline as Sloopy as our 12 years will be in Nov.

      • UnCivilServant

        So you too married three weeks after first meeting?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Heh, ours is a longer windier road.

      • robc

        I am coming up on 10 in the spring, we married 8 months after meeting, so a bit longer than sloopy and banjos.

    • juris imprudent

      “No, you’re the asshole”.

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      *61/61 words (+21 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 13% by bonus words
      🔥 Solve streak: 124

    • PieInTheSky

      in his defense he was probably high

      • AlexinCT

        I think you are right cause I hear you can stab someone over 100 times and kill them, then claim to have done that cause you smoked ganja and get off…

      • WTF

        Only if you have a vagina.

  22. Certified Public Asshat

    New tires every 7,000 miles? Electric cars save gas but tire wear shocks some Florida drivers

    “I’ve always driven combustion engines and I thought it was time to try to save the planet,” Semel said.

    But after less than 5,000 miles of driving around his Boca Raton neighborhood, Semel was shocked to find some essential — and very expensive — parts were already wearing out. The tires.

    “If somebody looked at me and said, Mr. Semel, you are going to love this car but in about 7,000 miles you will have to pay 1,400 or 1,500 dollars to replace the tires, I wouldn’t have bought the car,” Semel said.

    I want to save the planet, but not that much.

    • juris imprudent

      Much like I want everyone to have healthcare, but I didn’t think I’d have to pay for it.

    • Nephilium

      I’m sure there’s no environmental impact from swapping out tires that much. We can just burn the old ones, right?

      • Not Adahn

        SHHHHH!

        “Nanoparticles from tires” will be what they use to get EVs banned after they’re done with ICs.

        Choo choos do not need tires!

      • Nephilium

        Pretty sure our local municipal water company is angling for some more money from someone. Local news has been running stories about how much microplastics are filtered out at the CLE water treatment plants.

    • ron73440

      I am waiting to see how my boss’s brand new F-150 Lightning does on things like that.

      That thing weighs almost as much as my quad cab 8′ bed 2500 diesel, but it has normal street tires.

    • PieInTheSky

      unless you accelerate break too much, why would tires wear off more?

      Also 1500 dollars for tires seems a lot

      • ron73440

        Because of the weight.

      • PieInTheSky

        shit right forgot that batteries have mass

      • robc

        The mass isn’t the problem its the weight. If you drove it in space, the tires wouldnt wear.

      • SDF-7

        The problem is Elon’s only delivered one to that market so far.

      • PieInTheSky

        but in space there would be no traction and no thrust

      • robc

        There would still be thrust.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        In space nobody can hear you peal out.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m not going to copy and paste the entire middle of the article which is subtitled “WHY THE FAST WEAR?”

        Also Mr. Semel is very fancy and driving a Mercedes EV, so $1,500 seems right or maybe even cheap.

      • Sensei

        Heavier than a similar sized vehicle.

    • Suthenboy

      “…I thought it was time to try to save the planet,”

      What a fuckin’ moran.

      I hope the dealer stacked on another 10K for blinker fluid, muffler bearings, piston return springs and a new bumper valve.

      • rhywun

        That quote is probably the best laugh I’ll get all day.

        It perfectly encapsulates the (at least) half of the world that lives in fantasy rather than reality.

    • trshmnstr

      1,400 or 1,500 dollars to replace the tires

      Wut?

      • Sensei

        OEM MICHELIN PRIMACY MXM4 for my base model AWD 18 inch Model 3 is $289.99 each at Tire Rack.

        So for anything like a the Merc mentioned above that’s perfectly in line with installation.

      • Sean

        Yeah, and the Merc is at least running 20″s, if not 21″s

  23. PieInTheSky

    The ongoing fiasco of European defence

    Starry-eyed talk of continental cooperation obscures the grim reality of competing interests

    The Italian government has exercised a veto against the French company Safran, a measure previously applied only to Chinese or Russian entities. The French aerospace company is in the process of acquiring Collins Aerospace, which owns Italy’s Microtecnica. After consulting with Berlin, Meloni decided to oppose the deal, citing concerns for national interest.

    What exactly was the reason behind the Italian-German veto? In Berlin and Rome concerns arose over Safran potentially halting the supply of Microtecnica-produced technology for the Eurofighter, due to its involvement in the Rafale project, a French fighter jet from Dassault. However, this argument seems fragile. Collins Aerospace, which owns Microtecnica, is a key partner of Lockheed Martin, the manufacturer of the F-35 and it never gave rise to similar concerns. Furthermore, a company within the Safran group is a subcontractor for the Eurofighter, and so far, there have been no problems.

    • PieInTheSky

      goddamnit no link

      https://thecritic.co.uk/the-ongoing-fiasco-of-european-defence/

      The hurdles of building a common defence industrial base are most evident in the Franco-German partnership, established by the 2019 Aix-la-Chapelle Treaty as a stepping stone towards strategic autonomy. A notable recent example involves the European missile shield. When chancellor Olaf Scholz chose to collaborate with the US and Israel without consulting president Macron, Paris was understandably surprised: Berlin disregarded without warning the joint Italian-French project. Natalia Pouzyreff, MP from Macron’s party and a member of the parliamentary defense committee, characterised this move as “aggressive, contemptuous, and hostile.”

      The shield represents just another fiasco of “Europe of defence” in a series that includes the Maritime Airborne Warfare System (MAWS) project. Neither side appears willing to assume responsibility for formally cancelling the program. However, the Germans have sent a clear signal by opting for American aircraft instead of continuing with MAWS.

      The situation is similar to that of the Main Ground Combat System (MGCS), a new tank, which is intended to be complemented by drones and communication systems. Initially, the project was to be jointly developed by the French company Nexter and the German KMW. However, under pressure from the Bundestag, where industry lobbies campaigned vigorously, another German partner, Rheinmetall, was added. This has led to a somewhat contradictory situation, as Rheinmetall is now competing with Nexter to produce the tank’s cannon. The very concept of a common tank for countries with such divergent strategic priorities seems like a misunderstanding; the French seek a light tank suitable for environments like North Africa, whereas the Germans need a heavy tank adapted to European conditions.

      • Not Adahn

        Should’ve named it the Main Assault Ground Asset.

      • juris imprudent

        And MAWS really should’ve been Joint instead of Maritime.

  24. Raven Nation

    Sports news: Klopp leaving at end of season

    • AlexinCT

      Elvis accent? Is that young Elvis talking sexy or old fat Elvis thanking people while farting?

    • juris imprudent

      He probably has the hots for Lena Dunham too.

      • AlexinCT

        Eeeeeuw!

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I mean, that’s dumb. Taylor is maybe 6-7/10 or 5/10 if you are feeling spiteful. Lena is .5/10 generously.

      • juris imprudent

        Sorry, are you talking the looks scale or the crazy scale?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It’s debatable which one is crazier, but it’s probably Taylor. But Lena Dunham is so physically repulsive that Taylor is overall the more desirable person.

    • Common Tater

      She is good looking for a lizard, but it comes at a cost. She’s less resilient to Earth temperatures, which is why she keeps her apartment at 90*F.

      • R.J.

        She does look good in that video with her big eyes. I think that is because she is starving herself. That’s a losing game. She is a 10 on the crazy scale which negates any attractiveness.

    • AlexinCT

      She may be hot, but those are crazy fucking eyes…

      I don’t want to wake up to a sharp pain and see her run away with the part of my shlong she cut off in anger cause of some crazy thought she had…

    • prolefeed

      Needs more melanin for my tastes. And she’s a journalist, so she’d probably be spouting leftist drivel, so that’s not helping.

    • Suthenboy

      She is a beautiful idiot. Looks: 10/ Personality: 0

      PTSD from online harassment? Riiiiight. Is there anyone under 40 these days not playing victim?
      I have had much worse happen to me for longer than that child has been alive. Such is life. Get over it.

      • Suthenboy

        OH, and Lena Dunham? She is a solid ‘would not’ on her best day.

      • Nephilium

        I recently saw a story about groups of (ostensibly) adults who went to ERs for treatment after being exposed to “horrific images” online.

      • UnCivilServant

        I believe the appropriate treatment for that is the immediate removal of their eyes to be transplanted into people with more need to see.

        No ‘horrific images’ for them, sight for the blind.

    • Not Adahn

      She really does look good for 60.

      • juris imprudent

        She shrieks “I’m only 40”!!!

  25. UnCivilServant

    I keep coming back to The LEDs on Digikey because I can’t figure out why they’re so expensive. That’s the cheapest entry, and everything seems to imply a Single LED for $1.16. I know I was talking about “You get what you pay for” above, but I’m not able to find what I’m paying for that makes all their LEDs an order of magnitude pricier.

    Then I realized there were two categories “Emitters” and “Indicators”. The idnicators were the cheap ones I was looking for…

    • R.J.

      In general, when starting out I do recommend getting a massive assortment to have around. You do not have to pay nearly that much.
      Here’s a sample:

      https://a.co/d/0sOziWg

      $12 for 450.
      Unless you plan on using them for illumination, those are perfectly adequate as indicator lights. And you could blow some up by accident and not weep. Now you can find super bright LEDs cheaper there as well. And don’t get me started on the joy of laser diodes.

      • UnCivilServant

        Oh, I ordered a $10 box of assorted colors from Amazon when I couldn’t figure out where to find what I was looking for on Digikey. I think is also 450, but a mix of 3mm and 5mm diodes.

      • R.J.

        Good. Plenty to experiment with. Unless you are using the LEDs to pass a signal down fiber optics or light up a room you don’t need anything specialized. Honestly you could even use those cheap LEDs to pass signals, as long as the frequency isn’t too high.

      • UnCivilServant

        Nah, I relearning how to solder. So I figured I’d get a bunch of resistors and LEDs and wire up some blinkenlights on a protoboard.

      • R.J.

        One thing which helps skills is to break stuff. See how long you can hold a soldering iron to an LED before you wreck it. Destructive learning. Keeps you from being scared as much when you have to replace capacitors on an irreplaceable vintage device, for example.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m still working out the space I’ll be working in, and how to keep the components from falling out when I’m working on the underside of the board.

      • R.J.

        There are some really neat silicone based mats that are solder proof and hold things still without using a vice. In addition you can get little blocks of the stuff to support difficult to hold items when you turn them over. Much better than the 70’s when you used cut up paraffin, or old cardboard boxes. The mats nowadays even have little spaces to hold components. And you can spray them clean in the sink. Really a must-have.

        https://a.co/d/4dWg9Nc

  26. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Where is McMaster on the border/TX thing? SC politics are garbage.

  27. Common Tater

    “Tomorrow is my 12th anniversary with Banjos! She’s such a great wife and I’m a very lucky man.”

    Happy Anniversary!

  28. juris imprudent

    and, as a result, they carry about as much practical consequence as a panel debate on MSNBC.

    Zing!

    • Rat on a train

      For a court to be a court, it must be able to enforce its rulings. The International Court of Justice cannot.
      The Davos crowd wishes it could.

      • juris imprudent

        American disciples of Wilson too.

    • Sensei

      Cool. Maybe it will be even easier for middle eastern countries (and Turkey) to get US blacklisted technology to Iran. They can pass the Wall St. cost savings on directly to Iran that way.

      Kidding aside I think it hysterical that Congress thinks it can stop any kind of tech from making its way to countries it doesn’t like.

  29. The Other Kevin

    Happy anniversary! Our 25 is coming up in a few weeks.

    Love that cover logo, I need a shirt.

  30. The Other Kevin

    I woke up in the middle of the night, as is usual, and my thought was, WTF is Joe Biden doing dying on the hill of open immigration? Hell, he’s even upset a lot of Democrats about this. And nobody is buying the bullshit about “the best way to protect a border is to not have any barriers.” Any 6 year old who’s been in a garden will tell you otherwise.

    • R.J.

      Some thoughts before I jump into the work I am avoiding:
      Joe already started realizing he made a terrible mistake on immigration a month ago. Has he changed course? No. Generally what he does is silently fix his problem while trying to maintain face (see oil exports). He can’t fix this one fast enough. I don’t think he expected the courts to rule how they did either. He’s in jeopardy, he cannot unwind this problem silently now as he has done in the past.

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/28/immigration-biden-trump-us-mexico-border

      I did not anticipate so many states backing Texas. That is a ton. You can’t say it is just the South. The illegal alien problem has now officially blown up, and the ball is in Biden’s court. He has no idea what to do, as he is truly addled and smells of urine. So his underlings are going to fuck this up royally with a poor move that will be the final nail in the dem’s coffin come election time.

      Wild card: The republicans are so profoundly incompetent, they may still blow the election.

      • PieInTheSky

        will be the final nail in the dem’s coffin come election time – i would not be so certain of that

      • rhywun

        Me neither.

        There are very powerful forces on both sides of the aisle who are driving this and are happy with the way things are, in fact want more of the same.

      • Sensei

        they may still blow the election.

        May? I go with “will still likely”.

      • Sensei

        Case and point the usual suspects at the WSJ

        A GOP Border Reckoning

        Public frustration over border failures is coming to a boil, and Mr. Trump is hoping to ride this back into the White House. Meanwhile, Speaker Mike Johnson is down to a hairline majority in the House, and he lives under daily threat of defenestration by members of his own party. Some House Republicans are demanding nothing less than their own preferred border bill, known as H.R. 2. That measure commanded no Democratic support in the House, and it won’t miraculously win over the Democrats needed to clear the Senate.

        Yet giving up on a border security bill would be a self-inflicted GOP wound. President Biden would claim, with cause, that Republicans want border chaos as an election issue rather than solving the problem. Voter anger may over time move from Mr. Biden to the GOP, and the public will have a point. Cynical is the only word that fits Republicans panning a border deal whose details aren’t even known.

        Sure – take the crap deal that will allow Team Blue 80% of what it wants and let’s Biden say he fixed the problem ahead of the November election.

      • The Other Kevin

        All the Republicans have to do is say loud and clear, “At the very least we need to stop people from crossing the border and this does nothing of the sort.” Which of course they won’t do.

      • juris imprudent

        Why would they say something they don’t mean? They can’t even pass a resolution let alone something substantive. Worms are more courageous.

      • rhywun

        The left is still pretending that establishment interests are not still in full control of the GOP.

      • The Other Kevin

        Biden has a real problem with backing down. Be it Ukraine, MAGA, etc., the guy tends to escalate every situation. He keeps doing that tuff guy Corn Pop routine. This is one of the reasons why he’s an absolutely terrible president.

      • Suthenboy

        They are not incompetent , they are snakes in the grass. They drop the ball on purpose because they want the same thing as the left – to loot and enslave the American people.

      • B.P.

        “Biden mulls border crackdown in face of Trump’s migrant-bashing rhetoric”

        Republicans pounce!

    • PieInTheSky

      Joe himself?

    • AlexinCT

      I woke up in the middle of the night, as is usual, and my thought was, WTF is Joe Biden doing dying on the hill of open immigration?

      They are ignoring the havoc and destruction allowing this invasion to go on causes because of this….

      • The Other Kevin

        Yeah that’s got to be it. The Dems have my mom and dad voting for them for decades because they believe Republicans will take away their Social Security and Medicaid. How hard will it be to convince all those migrants that the Republicans want to deport them?

      • Nephilium

        No work at all. I had a coworker at a previous job who was an H1-B worker, and was worried about Trump getting elected because he was afraid he would be deported.

      • The Other Kevin

        Well there you go. They must really trust their math and their ability to keep people like my mom and dad in line. Because they are screwing over a ton of their voters. They either think those voters don’t matter, or they are brainwashed enough to keep taking the abuse.

      • AlexinCT

        What I think most people miss is that the phenom where democrats accuse their political enemies of what they are doing or plan to do has already predicted the path forward. They recently told us all that if Trump gets elected there will be no mor elections. Their plan is to do a version of that when they steal the 2024 election. After letting in enough people they have bought through government handouts and then naturalizing them by decree, they expect to forever have an unbreakable majority in any election just like they have in NY state and California these days.

    • R.J.

      Dear city dwelling leftists:
      We grow your food.

    • Suthenboy

      I wonder how many of those are genuine. I get the notion an awful lot of stuff like that is AI generated propaganda.
      This is not to say that they dont want us dead, they do. They want a civil war.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Some of the people, some of the time

    President Joe Biden paused pending approvals of exports from new liquefied natural gas projects on Friday, a move cheered by climate activists that could delay decisions on new plants until after the Nov. 5 election.

    The Department of Energy (DOE) will conduct a review during the pause that will look at the economic and environmental impacts of projects seeking approval to export LNG to Europe and Asia where the fuel is in hot demand.

    The review will take months and then will be open to public comment which will take further time, Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm told reporters in a teleconference.

    Biden said in a statement: “During this period, we will take a hard look at the impacts of LNG exports on energy costs, America’s energy security, and our environment.” He said the pause “sees the climate crisis for what it is: the existential threat of our time.”

    Gotta keep the ecofanatics happy, at least until election day.

    • R.J.

      Yep. The least damaging thing he can do to our energy economy at this point to keep them happy. All 12 of them. Fuck the eco nuts and their votes. They amount to nothing.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    “We are committed to strengthening energy security here in the U.S. and with our allies,” Granholm said.

    Stop it. You’re killing me.

    • R.J.

      Confusing how conservative is labeled with blue. Maybe the rest of the world sees it that way.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, Red is supposed to be the Commies’ color.

        The problem was with US TV coverage of our elections that resulted in a mixup.

      • kinnath

        The major networks used to alternate using blue and red for each of the parties each election cycle. I think it was Reagan’s first election when “political philosophers” starting using “red voters” and “blue voters” as shortcuts to discuss what it was that the voters wanted and why they voted that way. At that point, the colors became stuck to the parties.

      • R.J.

        This is news we can use.

      • creech

        Around me, political yard signs rarely show the candidate’s party and red or blue printing doesn’t always comport to party affiliation.

      • Suthenboy

        it wasn’t a mix-up. Bush/Gore….the commie media commies denied they were commies so they would not label themselves as red…they switched the colors deliberately.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You mean blue for men and red/pink for women?

      • PieInTheSky

        in Europe red is usually the lefties

      • The Other Kevin

        I love how conservative is “down”.

      • R.J.

        Somebody has to go down.
        Oh wait, I didn’t mean it that way…

    • Q Continuum

      Abortion’s a helluva drug.

      • PieInTheSky

        It is probably more than just abortion. free shit and give all degrees and promotions to women

      • trshmnstr

        Hormonal birth control is literally a helluva drug.

    • Urthona

      I have a feeling like a third or half of it is just because of Trump though.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The growth has set off protests from environmentalists, part of Biden’s base. Activists say new LNG projects can harm local communities with pollution, lock in global reliance on fossil fuels for decades, and lead to emissions from burning gas and from leaks of the powerful greenhouse gas methane.

    Environmentalists hailed the move as a bold step.

    It “continues this administration’s historic efforts to meet the global commitment to phase out fossil fuels and confront the climate crisis head on,” said Ben Jealous, head of the Sierra Club.

    I’m sure there is a way to charge your iphone by burning cow dung.

  34. Common Tater

    “Mom of girl, 14, who was victim of deep fake porn at school demands sharing be made a federal crime: Joins battle with Congress to make AI regulated after Taylor Swift ‘nudes’ spread online”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13007673/Congress-says-Taylor-Swift-deep-fake-nudes-posted-line-shows-AI-NEEDS-regulated-Bill-launched-crackdown-spread-abusive-images.html

    “PROTECT TAYLOR SWIFT: Fans start powerful online movement in support of singer after vile explicit AI photos of her were shared on social media”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13010085/PROTECT-TAYLOR-SWIFT-Fans-start-powerful-online-movement-support-singer-vile-explicit-AI-photos-shared-social-media.html

    This reminds me of Alyssa Milano’s mom’s crusade to get all the nude photos of her daughter off the internet.

    • Mojeaux

      That 14-year-old girl killed herself. https://metro.co.uk/2024/01/24/teen-took-life-online-bullying-shared-fake-nudes-20162284/?ico=top-stories_news_top

      The Taylor Swift one wasn’t just some nudes. It was of her being violently gang-banged (as if I have to qualify “gang-banged” with “violent”).

      This is fucking terrifying. No, nobody’s going to make it of me. I don’t talk to people or go out of my house. But some rando could do it to my daughter and she’s not rich or powerful enough to be able to ignore it.

      This is immediate vigilante justice level evil.

      • juris imprudent

        immediate vigilante justice

        In truth, this is the answer, not law. That kind of anti-social behavior deserves an ass-whipping. It is appropriate to the instigator, and it properly resets his cheering followers.

      • cyto

        Having used an AI image generator, this will unfortunately become all too common. You simply type in a description and it spits out a few CGI images. Didn’t try nekkid pics, but it was able to copy the style of a particular artist.

        Requires zero skill.

        As it becomes ubiquitous, every teen kid in the world is going to make deep fakes of his favorite celebrities and crushes. It is just too easy.

        I don’t have any idea how we solve this one. The first few might put in censors, but it will eventually be so advanced that it is a free app.

      • juris imprudent

        The behavior that is anti-social isn’t have the fantasy image – it’s sharing it.

      • trshmnstr

        it’s sharing it.

        Study up on defamation law, because we’re about to get a heaping helping of it.

      • juris imprudent

        Won’t help, there’s no money on the side of the perp, just some dumb kid trying to get positive social feedback from peers (which by default is a Lord of the Flies scenario).

      • Drake

        So many things I see in the news and internet these days. I’m surprised more of the men affected aren’t slitting throats.

        Gary Plauché took care of things.

        https://www.bitchute.com/video/gQdS24Ahj8gA/

      • Mojeaux

        A Twitter friend thinks we ought to institute public caning for certain crimes (not this one).

      • trshmnstr

        But some rando could do it to my daughter and she’s not rich or powerful enough to be able to ignore it.

        This is part of the reason why we don’t really put photos of our kids online and they will be getting access to social media much later than their peers. I’m even hesitant to have my wife doing her thing on Instagram because of this BS. We’re maybe a couple years away from being able to take a handful of photos and make a model that could be used to make a highly convincing video of you doing whatever the perpetrator wants. Right now, there’s still some uncanny valley thing going on, but it’s much less so than a year ago.

      • juris imprudent

        We adjust. I figure from this point on, photographic or video evidence stands a strong chance of being fake. That might even become the default, and only positive proof otherwise to establish credibility.

      • trshmnstr

        We adjust

        From a mop up perspective, that’s fine. From a “some rando made and circulated a porn video using my 8 year old’s photos” perspective, the adjustment has to be on the proactive end. The horse is out of the barn by the time the video is made.

      • Common Tater

        “that could be used to make a highly convincing video of you doing whatever the perpetrator wants”

        That is a problem when it gets into crime and politics. Although, it’s debatable how much more harmful it would be than the old school lying we have now. How many people think Trump said white supremacists are good people when there is an actual real video anyone can watch clearly showing he did not?

        Regardless, no one believes that Tay Tay did a gang bang video, so not seeing how it’s defamatory.

      • Mojeaux

        It is not fucking about “Tay Tay.” for fucks sake. It’s about every woman who’s not a celebrity.

      • Suthenboy

        You misspelled ‘everyone’

      • Mojeaux

        I did. Mea culpa.

      • trshmnstr

        I’m less concerned about the big and obvious lies. What happens when this shit is convincingly used in a divorce?Maybe to fabricate photos of abuse and the video of the abuse to go along with it. Maybe to show a “cheater” caught in flagrante delicto. Maybe it’s used to show me saying something insufficiently woke on a teleconference at work. People have a hard time sifting through much less convincing lies now, how much more are innocent people gonna get screwed by the manipulators and the evils with this tech?

      • Common Tater

        Those are very good points. Again, on the other hand, there are all these rape cases just because someone says so.

        While this tech can make it worse, there is a general epistemic problem of people believing shit that isn’t true.

      • Mojeaux

        I hardly ever put my kids’ pictures online. Less than 10 times ever, I’m sure. I also didn’t say their names online. My husband did a little more than that, but every once in a while, I asked him to take one down.

        I’ve followed blogs that put their kids’ whole life online from birth onward and documented them. And those weren’t kid-focused blogs. I view that as equivalemt to stealing your kids’ identity and opening credit accounts in their names.

        If O were a kid, I’d resent the hell out of that as I grew older.

      • Common Tater

        I don’t see it as particularly terrifying or evil. Or how Swift is being hurt other than “emotional damages”.

        Just like Alyssa Milano’s mom, trying to stop it is futile.

        Any law would go against free speech, and any such law would be abused.

      • Mojeaux

        I just don’t know what to say to that. If you think AI generated images of women being tortured and raped isn’t terrifying, I just … Whatever. Good for you?

        It’s not about Taylor Swift. It’s about a bunch of high school boys terorizing a 14yo girl to death.

      • Sensei

        The issue is the slippery slope. The US bill pertains to some 14 year old girl here in NJ. I think that’s different from the UK one you noted.

        I get your point about terrifying. However, this is FedGov we are talking about. How long until we start emulating Canada?
        https://windsorstar.com/news/local-news/windsor-man-faces-child-porn-charges-due-to-cartoon-animated-images

        The argument against child pornography has always been the actual physical harm in its creation. Here it is completely man made. The results may be harmful, but he creation harms nobody. Threats, harassments and the like are already illegal. Do we need to create another thoughtcrime for FedGov to abuse us with?

      • Common Tater

        “If you think AI generated images of women being tortured and raped isn’t terrifying, I just … Whatever. Good for you?”

        It’s because if AI generated images of women are “terrifying and evil”, then then there are no words when women actually tortured and raped.

        I haven’t seen any of the images of Swift or this 14-year-old (which I think is already illegal if she is only 14), but none the celebrity fakes I’ve seen involved rape or torture. It’s just fake porn.

      • trshmnstr

        It’s just fake porn.

        There’s a reason sexual impropriety is in a special “defamatory per se” category in defamation law. Rape and torture need not be portrayed for the “just fake porn” to be massively reputationally destructive.

      • Suthenboy

        “Any law would go against free speech…”
        I dunno, looks an awful like the definition of Libel to me.

    • cyto

      Speaking of…

      Milano is currently shilling for her son’s baseball team fundraiser on Twitter.

      Now, aside from the irony of fundraising on Twitter after permanently leaving the Nazi cesspool, people are pointing out that she is Alyssa freaking Milano and asking relatively poor strangers to pony up to pay for her rich son to go to Cooperstown is a bit tone deaf.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’m pretty sure that it’s a parody account.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The bio is what makes me think it’s a parody.

      • cyto

        Counter evidence:

        It pimps her podcast and is followed by Bari Weiss. And it isn’t funny.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Sure – take the crap deal that will allow Team Blue 80% of what it wants and let’s Biden say he fixed the problem ahead of the November election.

    “Look how proactively bipartisan we are!”

  36. juris imprudent

    Taibbi on fire.

    Twenty years and multiple political upheavals later, the Democrats are taking the sabotage game it played in 2004 up a notch or ten. It’s taken the position that all of Joe Biden’s potential challengers within the party and without are, in effect, new Naders, whose presences are “distorting” the real election. The major difference between 2004 and now is that thanks to major changes in both the Democratic and Republican parties, current Democrats have the money and institutional capacity to attempt a legal campaign to “Naderize” even the likely GOP nominee, Trump, essentially seeking to ballot-block their way to victory.

    • AlexinCT

      You serfs better understand that you can only choose from those the cabal really destroying your futures will let you. If you wonder why congress and the Wh can ignore everything the people want, even when the people want it by 70% plus margins, it is because everyone in D.C. is bought, blackmailed, and/or both these days by the people that really run things. As Jeff told Kari, the powerful people back east.

    • R.J.

      What a surprise. He stopped being a libertarian when he voted for Hillary.

      • Nephilium

        When he dropped the weight, it seems he lost his balls.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Vegans, amirite?

      • R.J.

        “Biden’s done an incredible job. Accomplished almost the impossible. His stuff on Israel and Ukraine is four-dimensional chess. And what he’s done with the small amount that he has anything to do with the economy — the small amount he has to do with jobs — that’s all going well. I don’t think how well a president speaks off-the-cuff matters at all — I mean, it matters in terms of showbiz and it matters in terms of getting elected, which you could argue is all that matters. But it’s got nothing to do with the job.”

        The man needs help.

      • juris imprudent

        The master of illusion becomes the master of delusion.

      • R.J.

        Seemed to happen around the time he had health problems and went vegan. Maybe he hollowed out too much.

      • cyto

        He also has a trans son (his former daughter, formerly Moxie).

        I am sure this impacts his affiliations.

      • juris imprudent

        He went vegan? What is it with people – they go from one insanity to another.

      • AlexinCT

        It’s the need to have approval from the cabal of fucking lunatic degenerates he now travels in (Hollyweird).

      • Certified Public Asshat

        There’s no way…

        oh my God that is a real quote.

      • cyto

        He personally hates Trump.

        They are actually quite similar. They both play tit-for-tat as their real life gaming strategy.

        Penn will heap praise on pretty much anyone, and expects the same in return. They both go scorched earth when scorned.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      For so long, you identified as Libertarian. What changed?

      I completely have not used the word Libertarian in describing myself since I got an email during lockdown where a person from a Libertarian organization wrote to me and said, “We’re doing an anti-mask demonstration in Vegas, and obviously we’d like you to head it.” I looked at that email and I went, “The fact they sent me this email is something I need to be very ashamed of, and I need to change.” Now, you can make the argument that maybe you don’t need to mandate masks — you can make the argument that maybe that shouldn’t be the government’s job — but you cannot make the argument that you shouldn’t wear masks. It is the exact reciprocal of seatbelts because if I don’t wear a seatbelt, my chances of fucking myself up increase — if I don’t wear a mask, the chance of fucking someone else up increase.

      Many times when I identified as Libertarian, people said to me, “It’s just rich white guys that don’t want to be told what to do,” and I had a zillion answers to that — and now that seems 100 percent accurate.

      A magician who believes in masks.

      • juris imprudent

        that don’t want to be told what to do

        So, you need to be told what to do? Constantly? Did you ever consider outgrowing infancy?

    • Suthenboy

      Yeah? This is the kid that comes out to the people who know him expecting them to be shocked. Instead they all say “We knew that 10 years ago. You are just now figuring it out?”

    • DEG

      How the mighty have fallen.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Delicate nrgotiations

    Senior Senate Republicans are furious that Donald Trump may have killed an emerging bipartisan deal over the southern border, depriving them of a key legislative achievement on a pressing national priority and offering a preview of what’s to come with Trump as their likely presidential nominee.

    In recent weeks, Trump has been lobbying Republicans both in private conversations and in public statements on social media to oppose the border compromise being delicately hashed out in the Senate, according to GOP sources familiar with the conversations – in part because he wants to campaign on the issue this November and doesn’t want President Joe Biden to score a victory in an area where he is politically vulnerable.

    ——-

    “I think the border is a very important issue for Donald Trump. And the fact that he would communicate to Republican senators and congresspeople that he doesn’t want us to solve the border problem because he wants to blame Biden for it is … really appalling,” said GOP Sen. Mitt Romney of Utah, who has been an outspoken critic of Trump.

    He added, “But the reality is that, that we have a crisis at the border, the American people are suffering as a result of what’s happening at the border. And someone running for president not to try and get the problem solved. as opposed to saying, ‘hey, save that problem. Don’t solve it. Let me take credit for solving it later.’”

    I trust lame duck never-Trumper Mitt Romney to do what’s best.

    • R.J.

      Once again, that deal was already dead before Trump opened his mouth. A big group of senators had already banded together to block it.

      • juris imprudent

        I thought it was dead in the House?

      • R.J.

        Might have died there even, I just know a fair amount of publicly said they would never sign off on it.

  38. juris imprudent

    Penn Jillette knows he doesn’t have all the answers, but that won’t stop him from asking the questions.

    That’s why I’m not of the Big-L persuasion myself – there is too much self-satisfied insistence that Libertarianism answers it all.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Underscoring just how damaging Trump’s comments and campaign to kill the border deal have been in the Senate, one GOP senator on condition of background told CNN that without Trump, this deal would have had overwhelming support within the conference.

    “This proposal would have had almost unanimous Republican support if it weren’t for Donald Trump,” the Republican senator said.

    What Republican doesn’t want to be hailed as a hero by Joe Scarborough?

    • cyto

      Zero chance that would have passed. Romney assuring you it would have is an obvious diversion.

    • cyto

      If you have Twitter you can see the talking points distributed in real time.

      Scarborough and Romney were among a flood of posters on X who all said the same thing last night and this morning. Within hours… clearly a centrally planned and coordinated campaign. Immediately followed up on CNN,NBC and probably the rest of them.

      And pretty silly… the laws to solve the border crisis have been in place for 30 years. Biden simply ordered that they not be enforced.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s what they DON’T tell you that matters. Which is that we’ve never seen anything like this in the history of our country, under any president of any party. But it’s just bad luck that it happened under Biden.

      • cyto

        I am stunned that our president ordered the border patrol to cut through barriers and welcome in illegal aliens at an illegal border crossing ….. and the political and media class are sanguine about the whole thing.

        But the list of things that have evoked that reaction has grown quite long in recent years.

    • Sensei

      Civil – yes.

      Although depending how it is done you can still be held in contempt.

    • juris imprudent

      In truth, he doesn’t think the rules apply to him, so that’s not wrong. It’s just that there are no rules in this court proceeding – it’s straight up Calvinball.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      But Americans for Tax Reform, another right-wing organization, went to bat for the bill by rebutting much of the criticism about the child tax credit provisions.

      “There is absolutely no change from the Trump policy enacted in the 2017 tax cuts. There are no ‘anchor baby bonuses’ in this bill as one organization alleged,” the group said, adding that the requirement for a Social Security number imposed in the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act passed during the Trump-Pence administration “remains untouched in this bill.”

      “To oppose this legislation for failing to change current law is to oppose the Trump Administration’s CTC policy imposed in the Trump Tax Cuts,” the group said.

      This is pretty much true. For a tax bill, it’s pretty inoffensive and is just extending a bunch of shit from the TCJA and cleaning up some of the problems with it. Republicans continue to be stupid.

      • juris imprudent

        Republicans continue to be stupid.

        Like pimping for the SALT deduction to be unlimited. Sorry you represent a high-tax state – maybe you should try working in the state legislature to fix that?

  40. Fourscore

    This just in! Zep, a Glib lurker and my bee partner. Small manufacturing company in Mpls

    “There was a drug addict prowler sitting in Theary’s chair when she got to work this morning. Thug rumaged every office, ate breakroom food, and pissed by my office door. She called the police. Creep had a new Jeep in the next parking lot over, and the cops let him drive away.”

    Mpls is no longer a nice place

    • AlexinCT

      And if you make that point and live there they will punish you for daring to point that out…

    • cyto

      Minneapolis? Right after the Floyd riots I met a business owner from the cities hiking a waterfall on the north shore of Superior.

      It was not a time to dissent from the BLM narrative. We talked while our kids played in the water. Eventually I asked what he thought about all that defend the police stuff. After a brief feeling out period, he confided that he was looking to relocate his business out of the city and into a small town north of the cities. In just a few months, things had gotten so crazy he didn’t think it was worth it to even go to the cities anymore.

      Super nice guy. Quiet, genial… family man. Clearly not super political. But he was well on his way to a black pill.

    • pistoffnick

      That poor drug addict was cold, hungry, and had to piss. It was the least Zep’s business could do.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    The real threat of a potential Trump win

    Lauren Duncan, a Smith College psychologist who studies political participation, deployed the scholarly concept of political self-efficacy — a person’s belief that voting or protesting or writing a check can change anything. “You can have all sorts of opinions,” Duncan said. “But if you don’t think that what you do makes a difference, then you’re probably not going to do it.”

    ——-

    Some people might read that as an indication that the Trump show has become stale. You could also read it to mean the outraged viewers whose interest in the chaos and disruption of his term drove the 2016-2020 media boom are no longer so keen on learning about the latest Trumpian fury — not a good sign if those are the folks you’re counting on to man the barricades or make the donations in the event the November election doesn’t go their way.

    People who watch the ebb and flow of philanthropic dollars will tell you that there’s a reactive element to giving: Folks see images of a distant earthquake in the news and then reach for the checkbook in a moment of high emotion, even though the smarter move would have been to fund infrastructure before the calamity. For a lot of affluent progressives, 2016 had the same effect. The fallout from an unfavorable 2024 election will likely be less visceral simply because it’ll feel less novel.

    “I think that there’s a sense of survivorship,” said Megan Ming Francis, a University of Washington political scientist who has written about donors. “Before, it was like an existential threat, like, ‘Oh, my God, this is so beyond our imagination of what is possible. And we have to write checks.’” But now, “some people will tell themselves that they know what to expect, that it’s only four years. And they’ve lived through this before.”

    What if the cartoon villain wins and progressives don’t shovel money at the outrage mob?

    Who knows- maybe the vast majority of voters, deep down in their hearts, don’t believe a Trump win represents the horrific collapse of America.

    • juris imprudent

      a Smith College psychologist

      So glad that was right up front. Stopped right there. The rest was going to be tankie nonsense like Pie dumps on us from X.

      • Drake

        That’s as far as I made it.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Now, you can make the argument that maybe you don’t need to mandate masks — you can make the argument that maybe that shouldn’t be the government’s job — but you cannot make the argument that you shouldn’t wear masks. It is the exact reciprocal of seatbelts because if I don’t wear a seatbelt, my chances of fucking myself up increase — if I don’t wear a mask, the chance of fucking someone else up increase.

    Sure, Penn. Except the analogy is more like, “If I tape this peeps chicken to my steering wheel it will protect me in a crash.”

    • Suthenboy

      Masks dont work. We have known this for over 100 years. They dont work.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    For people raising money around complicated, generational things like preserving democracy, the stench of conspicuous failure — like, say, America electing a quadruply-indicted admirer of autocrats — can damage fundraising as easily as it can goose it. Dave Gallagher, a longtime fundraising consultant who has worked with organizations across the political spectrum, likened it to climate change, a subject so knotty it’s lost its sex appeal to a certain breed of donor.

    Like climate change: eventually, people come to notice the sky has not actually fallen.

    • creech

      Local news was interviewing young dude opining that the GOP will die eventually because they ignore or deny climate change which scares the shit out of young people. When will these youngsters wake up? I’d love to hear a candidate challenge them to make meaningful sacrifices (not inconsequential stuff like not taking an extra straw).

  44. The Late P Brooks

    The rest was going to be tankie nonsense like Pie dumps on us from X.

    If wealthy benefactors can no longer be bamboozled into supporting the cause, the tankies political consultants might have to look for productive work, and that would be tragic.

    • juris imprudent

      Look, we have an absolutely massive parasite class in this country. Wildly out of balance with the productive, and that isn’t sustainable. The die-off is going to be spectacular.

  45. DEG

    “Sodium ions in the salt blocks some of the bitter receptors and so, the bitter compounds don’t bind and you can’t taste them. So, it makes it just a little smoother, a little less bitter,” said Francl.

    Hmm…. I’ll give it a try sometime. I suspect I will like the tea better with just some honey and lemon.

    • cyto

      Salt on fruit to make it sweeter has been a thing forever. Watermelon was the first place I saw this way back in the late 60s, and it is still a thing.

      • creech

        Cantaloupe

  46. The Late P Brooks

    “I think what’s missing right now is, what is Plan B if plan A doesn’t work — Plan A being, obviously Biden wins the election,” said Micah Sifry, a longtime writer and political organizer on the left. It’s complicated, Sifry says, because too much attention to the hypothetical can be demoralizing, dampening enthusiasm about the election they’re trying to win. “The very conversation that you need to use to get people to think about Plan B is in conflict with what you need to win on Plan A.”

    “Nobody is talking about it,” Brock said. “People don’t want to go there right now.”

    Here’s your plan B. Pack your shit and move to Venezuela, or Cuba.

  47. The Late P Brooks

    “The typical strategy for strongmen and autocrats is to use the powers of the government to attack your likely opposition, and make an example of them by causing them real personal harm” via violence or prosecution, he said. “The idea of that is that if you make an example of the first few people who could be prominent opposition leaders, you chill anyone else from wanting to step into their shoes.”

    Go to the mirror, boy.

    • cyto

      Confession through projection has been a meme for some time now.