Joemala: Episode 208

by | Jan 17, 2024 | Joemala | 222 comments

 

“The college kids are now mad about Yemen,” Kamala said to Karine.

“What’s a Yemen?” Joe asked. Finnegan patted him on the hand and he smiled.

“Don’t they know I’ve got to look tough?” Kamala asked.

“Tough!” Joe barked. He shook off Finnegan’s hand and shadow-boxed, wincing and grinning.

“Yes, Madam Vice President,” Karine said, the words sour in her mouth.

“I don’t know why we’re bombing Yemen,” Hunter said, yawning. “They’ve never given me a dime.”

“What’s a Yemen?” Joe asked again.

“It’s a country where Iran-backed Houthi terrorists are attacking merchant’s ships in the Red Sea,” Karina said absently, automatically.

“What? Hooties! I’d love some chicken wings!” Joe and Hunter said in inhuman unison. Karine shivered all over and bit the inside of her cheek until she tasted blood.

“Houthis are pirates, Joe. They have been firing rockets at commercial ships,” Kalama said.

“Don’t tell him that!” Finnegan hissed.

“I love pirates!” Joe said, animated for the first time in weeks. “They say stuff, like, ‘Avast!’ and have cutlasses!”

“They sure do, Daddy,” Hunter said, sitting up on the couch. “They are bad guys.”

“I have, uh, you know, been against bad people. That’s what I’ve always said,” he said. Hunter giggled.

“You get him wound up and you are going to have to babysit him the rest of the day,” Finnegan told her father

Hunter yawned and took a few quick licks of Cracky before slipping him into the pocket of the ratty robe he had found down in the fud-tunnels. “If the Big Guy wants to talk about pirates then he should talk about pirates,” he said, eyes red, nose chapped, jock strap elaborately stained.

Hunter slid past Karine, making sure his half-erection rubbed across her pants-suited buttocks. He grinned and she bit her cheek harder.

“The Houthis are going to be my pirate problem,” Kamala said. “I don’t want the situation to get out of hand while I’m running for President.”

Not even Karine could keep herself from laughing; Hunter and Finnegan guffawed. Joe laughed because everyone else was laughing, his confusion complete.

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222 Comments

  1. Not Adahn

    First of all, I’m doubting that FJB has even eaten a chicken wing, much less entered a lower-midscale purveyor of same.

    Second of all, with all of this concern about the Houthis, why is everyone overlooking the responsibility of their allies The Blowfish in all of this?

    • Homple

      Not another damned firster.

      • Not Adahn

        SF posts enable all sorts of temporal anomalies, allowing multiple people to all be first.

      • R.J.

        I’d be pretty pissed if I got killed by those clowns. Look at those outfits.

      • Not Adahn

        A man wears a hat like that, you know he ain’t afraid of nothin.

      • Suthenboy

        Ha! No shit. Wow.

      • Lackadaisical

        Pakistan-India border. Nothing to do with Yemen.

      • R.J.

        Still funny.

      • Aloysious

        That… is an impressively elaborate mating ritual. How do they have any energy left for the fornicatin’?

      • ron73440

        The Ministry of Silly Walks is real!

  2. Tonio

    Poor Karine.

      • db

        Is Berke Breathed still running Bloom County, or did he give up on it once he satisfied his TDS?

      • Nephilium

        Updates had become sparse and sporadic. Just checked the URL I had, and the last update was from June of 2020, talking about masks.

      • db

        Oh, that’s right, I forgot he went COVID nuts.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He really had it out for The Donald in the late ’80s, IDKY.

      • DEG

        Yes he did.

  3. juris imprudent

    This was great: Joe and Hunter said in inhuman unison.
    This was better: Not even Karine could keep herself from laughing…

  4. juris imprudent

    Pardon the early OT

    Code Pink really is just a lesser shade of red.

    Maybe Karine can join up with Code Pink in her post-administration life? She’s a natural.

    • PieInTheSky

      the west was to successful it created a class of idle imbeciles with money

    • Rebel Scum

      Haley, one other reason why Code Pink is cheerleading for the Houthis, ignoring their terrorism and brutality and appalling human rights abuses, and painting them as responsible opponents of an alleged genocide committed by Israel: Code Pink is effectively supported by the Chinese.

      Leftist love the people that hate them. And they hate the people that would be otherwise indifferent.

    • Suthenboy

      The ideals this country is founded on, particularly inalienable rights and freedom of conscience, are unique in history and in all the world today. The human tendency towards authoritarianism creates a lot of strange bedfellows.
      I thought everyone knew code pink was a steaming pile of totalitarian trash.

  5. Aloysious

    “What? Hooties! I’d love some chicken wings!”

    I thought they were going to lust after Hooties and the Blowfish.

  6. The Late P Brooks

    Poor Karine.

    She knew the job was dangerous when she took it.

    • Bobarian LMD

      “To the Super Coop, Fred!”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        bok bok bok bok!

  7. Aloysious

    …jock strap elaborately stained.

    ew.

  8. Aloysious

    “What’s a Yemen?” Joe asked.

    And Joe pulls a Johnson.

    • pistoffnick

      Ewww!

  9. Nephilium

    Of course the Biden’s like Hooters (mildly NSFW – language).

    They have no foothold here anymore.

    • Not Adahn

      They are still touring apparently.

      • The Other Kevin

        I had to watch that all the way through. Amazing song.

      • Sean

        Amazing song.

        Not wrong.

      • Tres Cool

        No. I was 13 or so when it came out.
        Didn’t like it then and haven’t changed my mind yet.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I got talked into going to see them and Bryan Adams in concert at Hampton Roads Coliseum in ’87?

        That was about the only song they had worth a fuck at the time.

        Bryan Adams was already hackneyed by then, but actually put on a pretty good performance.

      • juris imprudent

        I haven’t heard that in ages and I don’t think I ever saw the video.

  10. Rebel Scum

    “I don’t want the situation to get out of hand while I’m running for President.”

    It’s not going to be you. It’s going to be Big Mike.

    • Sean

      No.

  11. WTF

    “I don’t know why we’re bombing Yemen,” Hunter said, yawning. “They’ve never given me a dime.”

    Perfect.

    • R.J.

      I think that was my favorite line too.

    • ron73440

      Maybe that’s why we’re bombing them, they didn’t pay the protection money.

    • Suthenboy

      Ozzy has gone tranny?
      What a shocker.

      • Tres Cool

        I guess nobody told you about Boy George.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Hooties and the Blowfish – how do you people know these obscure bands

    • Rebel Scum

      Darius Rucker?

    • kinnath

      They weren’t obscure 30 years ago.

      • PieInTheSky

        well this is the first time I heard of em

      • kinnath

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hootie_%26_the_Blowfish

        Their mainstream debut album was Cracked Rear View (1994). Released in July 1994, the album’s popularity grew after its release, becoming the best-selling album of 1995, and was one of the fastest-selling debut albums of all time. The album was certified platinum in the United States in January 1995, and incrementally rose to 12× platinum by January 1996, and 16× platinum by March 1999. In May 2019, the certification was updated from 16× platinum to 21× platinum.

        They were big league for a while.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I guess he didn’t make it past the Iron Curtain unlike Boney M.

      • PieInTheSky

        Boney M is quite well known

      • kinnath

        Never heard of them.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Not here.

      • Not Adahn

        You mean Lebo M?

      • Lackadaisical

        There’s funny. My mother in law likes them too.

      • rhywun

        I know them from having lived in Germany.

        Euro-disco

      • The Other Kevin

        They even went to a Hootie concert on an episode of Friends.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Hootie was Huey Lewis for the ’90s.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Verdad.

      • The Other Kevin

        In junior high I had to have surgery, and in the hospital my parents gave me a tape deck Walkman, with Sports on tape. Don’t judge.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Marty McFly liked them.

  13. CPRM

    Hunter yawned and took a few quick licks of Cracky before slipping him into the pocket of the ratty robe he had found down in the fud-tunnels.

    Hunter slid past Karine, making sure his half-erection rubbed across her pants-suited buttocks.

    “Now a question of etiquette, do I give her the ass or the crotch?” – Tyler Durden

    I am Joe’s Blood Boiling Rage. I am Joe’s Smirking Revenge. I am Joe’s Broken Heart because Tyler’s dumped me.

    In the movie the Narrator says ‘I am Jack’s’ but in the novel it is ‘I am Joe’s’.
    Does this mean Hunter doesn’t exist, and everything he does is in fact Joe?

    • Not Adahn

      Mind. Blown.

    • CPRM

      Joe and Hunter said in inhuman unison.

      Forgot to add that puzzle piece above.

    • Bobarian LMD

      The first rule of President Club: We don’t talk about Beau.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    Outrageous

    Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley claimed the US has “never been a racist country” during an interview with Fox News on Tuesday.

    Haley’s remarks were in response to MSNBC host Joy Reid’s comments on whether Haley could win the GOP nomination as a woman of color. Haley suggested Reid “lives in a different America than I do,” pointing to her own rise from the daughter of immigrants to governor of South Carolina and ambassador to the United Nations.

    “I mean, yes, I’m a brown girl that grew up in a small rural town in South Carolina who became the first female minority governor in history, who became an UN ambassador and who is now running for president. If that’s not the American dream, I don’t know what is,” she said, a day after she came in third in the Iowa Republican caucuses. “You can sit there and give me all the reasons why you think I can’t do this. I will continue to defy everybody on why we can do this. And we will get it done.”

    When asked by host Brian Kilmeade if the GOP is a racist party, Haley made a broader point that the US has “never been a racist country.”

    Why are they asking her? They should ask the Obamas. They know about racism. Barack and Michelle have been the victims of ceaseless racial oppression their entire lives.

    • R.J.

      Since when is she a brown girl?

      • R.J.

        I had to go look at her site. She is claiming Indian-American, which will backfire spectacularly. Also she had an article that leads with this headline:

        “Nikki Haley endorsed by Sununu family, ‘America’s coolest political family’”

      • Rebel Scum

        She is claiming Indian-American

        Why can’t we* all just be Americans.

        *American citizens, that is.

      • R.J.

        I know. Drives me nuts. Also I think she would have had less votes than Vivek if the democrats hadn’t turned out to boost her numbers in Iowa.

      • Nephilium

        Back in late 2001/early 2002, the Dropkick Murphys went on tour. They called the tour the American Pride tour. The shirts for the show (which I still have one of) were gray, with a shamrock colored like the American Flag, and the phrase “Try Burning This One”. During the show, they called out into the crowd to see how many were Irish, how many were Scottish, and the like. After getting the crowd riled up with that, they said, “Fuck that! You’re all fucking Americans and you need to remember that!”.

      • Lackadaisical

        Nice.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        And if nobody had called out?

        I guess this is why I rarely go to shows anymore.

      • Nephilium

        Toxteth:

        That’s generally not a big risk at a punk show with a large mosh pit.

    • Rebel Scum

      Nikki Haley claimed the US has “never been a racist country”

      Everywhere on the planet is racist. The US, despite the lefts best efforts, is the least racist. GOP candidates should not even validate this topic. That said, fuck neo-con Nikki.

      • Suthenboy

        ^This^

      • Bobarian LMD

        That said, fuck neo-con Nikki.

        Not proud of it, but would.

      • Lackadaisical

        Would Nikki from 8 years ago. Now she’s too old.

      • Fourscore

        You’re kidding, right?

      • Sean

        Of course he is. The real answer is 30 years ago.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Now she’s too old.

        False, the chance of her breaking a hip only adds to the woodiness.

    • The Other Kevin

      She keeps whiffing on softball questions.

      • Lackadaisical

        Hey, it’s a 2 man race (according to her), what do you expect?

    • PieInTheSky

      where is Jeff E when you need him…

    • R.J.

      Ha! Made my day. Only thing better would be a little Atlas Shrugged -style disaster. And we all know that is coming.

    • Aloysious

      Why is that dopey fuckhead being ferried about in a 737? Put him in the cargo hold of a C-130.

      • R.J.

        Is that what Kerry does? I can’t imagine anything other than a C-130 could get off the ground with his swollen Easter Island head on board.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Not to be a pedant, but the plane you are looking for is the C-17.

        Carry an M1.

        C-130 is for carrying 64 dummies on a one way trip.

      • Tres Cool

        After its rollin down the strip….

      • Sensei

        Because the AF has fleet of pilots and aircraft for the express purpose of carrying Top Men to Top Places to do Top Things.

    • PieInTheSky

      not great but not horrible either

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Top Man stuck at Top Man Conference thanks to everybody’s current punching bag Boeing!

    They should send an Osprey to rescue him.

    • R.J.

      Elon should send a private jet to rescue him. That would be the cherry on top.

  16. Rebel Scum

    Malicious legislation is malicious.

    Seattle Mayor Bruce Harrell is urging the Legislature to adopt several gun control measures, including the gun permitting bill and a proposal to ban guns in places such as parks, zoos, libraries and transit stations.

    The mayor also wants the Legislature to stop bulk sales of firearms by letting dealers sell a maximum of one gun to the same person in a 30-day period.
    Those bills are scheduled for public hearings this week. …

    What they’re saying: Democratic leaders told reporters last week that they’re interested in finding additional ways to reduce gun violence, after passing a law last year banning the sales of so-called assault weapons.

    “It is important that we continue making progress,” said state Sen. Manka Dhingra (D-Redmond), who chairs the Senate Law & Justice Committee and is a deputy Senate majority leader.
    Yes, but: Lawmakers are less likely to advance another measure sought by Seattle’s mayor, which would allow cities to enact their own local gun control measures.

    There should be one national standard. 2A means what it says. If your state does not like it. Feel free to leave the union. Otherwise you are restricted by that witch you ratified. The end.

    • juris imprudent

      by that witch you ratified

      Constitutional voodoo?

  17. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    I figured Karine would be down for some chicken wings. That could be her first date with Hunter.

    • Aloysious

      That was a fowl euphemism.

    • The Other Kevin

      The massive flaw in this bullshit (well one of them) is that black people or women actually WANT those jobs. Women are vastly overrepresented in nursing – maybe men just don’t want to be nurses?

    • R C Dean

      I can think of one way he could reduce that surplus of white males by one (1) white male.

      • juris imprudent

        There needs to be a bet between a couple of rich white stockbrokers as to how they can transform a pair of lives.

  18. The Late P Brooks

    Interesting

    “Tesla recommends using Trip Planner to navigate to a charging location for at least 30-45 minutes before arrival to ensure optimal Battery temperature and charging conditions,” the company says in its Model S owner’s manual. “If the drive to the charging location is less than 30-45 minutes, consider preconditioning the Battery before driving.”

    Go drive around aimlessly in the snow for 45 minutes before plugging in?

    Note: My BMW 2002, when it had twin side draft Weber carburetors on it, was almost impossible to start when the temperature was much below 40. But the Dunlop tires had no traction whatsoever if there was a visible accumulation of snow on the road.

    • Sensei

      Once again. No.

      It just charges more slowly. If you and Suthen want to crap on EVs be my guest. It will take the available energy at the charger direct some of it to heat the pack and some of it goes in the battery. So hypothetically adding a 50% charge takes 30 minutes instead of 15 with a warm pack.

      You should know by now I love ICE and classic cars, but spewing half truths about EVs doesn’t help in spreading the legitimate issues with them

      • Bobarian LMD

        Fair enough.

        Electric cars are a niche that fills a small void very efficiently. If you have a dedicated space to charge your expensive vehicle and can avoid long trips or have multiple vehicles then have at it.

        There is no plan upgrade the grid enough to make the use of electric vehicles ubiquitous.

        There isn’t enough rare earth minerals and may not even be enough available copper to outfit the United States, let alone the world, and the drive to force electric vehicles is the drive to restrict our freedom.

      • Sensei

        I’ve not read about the copper issue, but on everything else I concur.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Some cars are more suited to being sole mode of transport than others.

  20. Rebel Scum

    Speaking of federal departments that should be dissolved because they have zero constitutional basis for existing…

    DHS used a grant program intended to combat terrorists, called the Targeted Violence and Terrorism Prevention (TVTP) Program, to pay activists to write blog posts that criticized Donald Trump and other conservatives under the guise of “media literacy,” the Media Research Center found through public records requests.

    In its funding application, the University of Rhode Island’s Media Education Lab declared that “propaganda and misinformation concerning topics including immigration [and] racial justice” had become “disruptive.” It asked DHS for funding to run “community-created counter-propaganda.”

    “Propaganda can also be used for socially beneficial purposes. Indeed, because the public has long been recognized as being suggestible, the United States has long made use of beneficial propaganda during WWI, WWII, and the Cold War,” the grant application said.

    It’s for you own good, subject citizen.

    • Lackadaisical

      That’s not even surprising.

      Now, let’s see if glibs dot com (it’s a nonprofit) can get some money to do the same thing.

    • Not Adahn

      I assume he was provided with hookers and kompromat obtained. But blackmail only works if you don’t want the tapes released.

      • R.J.

        Dude was a sex trainer, right? He’s got nothing to hide there.

      • Suthenboy

        WTH is a sex trainer?

      • Urthona

        I might need to employ one.

      • R.J.

        Best. Line. Ever.

        The life-long bachelor, who has also revealed his penchant for threesomes, previously vowed to make his sister, Karina Milei, the First Lady if he was elected to office.

        When a political opponent branded him a ‘dishevelled panellist who screams on stage and sleeps with eight dogs and his sister’, Milei simply replied: ‘I don’t have eight dogs’.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Zose are not mah eight dogs.

      • Fourscore

        Who hasn’t slept with some dogs?

    • Urthona

      This goes a bit back to our discussion on Republicans visiting the WEF.

      I was disappointed hearing that Millei went. But it turns out he just went to lay into them.

      That’s fine with me.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m not disappointed in him so far. He’s a really sharp guy. He knows his stuff. It’s worth going to the end to hear the translator say “Long live freedom dammit!”

    • CPRM

      I think this is the end times. I just agreed with every single thing an a head of state said.

      I am sure Milei and I probably disagree on most things when comes to personal life, but that is the greatness of liberty where the personal is not political.

    • juris imprudent

      Please tell me you mean LITERALLY set them on fire.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    “Propaganda can also be used for socially beneficial purposes. Indeed, because the public has long been recognized as being suggestible, the United States has long made use of beneficial propaganda during WWI, WWII, and the Cold War,” the grant application said.

    Funnel their native hate into politically useful avenues.

    • The Other Kevin

      Using government propaganda against a political party in your own country is exactly the same as propaganda against a country with which you are at war.

      • Bobarian LMD

        We’re at war with both of them.

      • cyto

        And Eurasia

  22. DEG

    “The Houthis are going to be my pirate problem,” Kamala said. “I don’t want the situation to get out of hand while I’m running for President.”

    “Get out of hand” – well, what’s your mouth for? It worked well early in your career.

    • Suthenboy

      She is running for POTUS? I will be POTUS before she will.

      • Lackadaisical

        … Not if Biden kicks the bucket you won’t.

    • The Other Kevin

      I thought most DC residents WERE the sewage.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Hoarders

    More than 90% of current homeowners with mortgages have rates that are 6% or under, according to ICE Mortgage Technology, a mortgage data firm. With the current average rate for a 30-year, fixed loan hovering around 6.6%, nearly all but the most recent homeowners would be taking on a mortgage rate higher than their existing rate if they were to sell and buy another home.

    While that is surely keeping some Boomers in their home, said Bokhari, it is only part of the reason.

    “Half of these Baby Boomers own their home outright, so the rate lock-in doesn’t even apply to them,” he told CNN. “They just aren’t downsizing. Even if it is just one or two people, or a couple. They love their big house.”

    For those who own their home outright, the median monthly cost of owning a home, which includes insurance and property taxes, among other costs, is just $612, according to the report.

    “Logically, empty nesters are the most likely group to sell big homes and downsize,” said Bokhari. “They no longer have children living at home and don’t need as much space. The problem for younger families who wish their parents’ generation would list their big homes: Boomers don’t have much motivation to sell, financially or otherwise.”

    We need to give those people an “incentive” to vacate, like a big tax on unrealized gains on real estate. Those geezers should all be living in old folks’ homes.

    • Nephilium

      Just wait for an excessive bedroom property tax.

    • R.J.

      It’s not empty nesting if your kids don’t leave. There are definitely situations where the kids stay and pay rent. It’s cheaper and easier than trying to find a place in a big city.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Slab foundation here.

        I can see how it could easily work with suitable people and property.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It is what we are doing. They pay for the base mortgage, get a house with lots of rules, and they don’t have to live in a hole for 1000/month.

      • R.J.

        It’s what I plan on doing, unless the daughter wishes to go. Might be the only way to pay for the taxes on this place post my 65th birthday.

    • kinnath

      The kids were long gone when we built the big house. And we are never leaving it.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      My parents’ home is not big, but bigger than these planners probably think it should be. In my dad’s last year we talked about moving him to a home, and he told us that if we did that it would kill him. It’s easy to tell them their home is too big when it’s theoretical.

      • Lackadaisical

        3 bedrooms is 3 too many.

        That said I have a lot of sympathy for young people, housing costs are stupid right now.

    • Rebel Scum

      If you’ve got rooms you got rooms for illegals migrants asylum seekers.

      • Sean

        *racks AK*

  24. The Late P Brooks

    You know- morons

    More than 250 billionaires and millionaires on Wednesday reiterated their call on elected representatives of the world’s leading economies to introduce higher taxes on the very richest in society.

    In an open letter to political leaders gathered at the annual World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, the rich signatories said they wished to deliver a clear message: “Tax our extreme wealth.”

    “We are surprised that you have failed to answer a simple question that we have been asking for three years: when will you tax extreme wealth?” the letter said.

    “Our request is simple: we ask you to tax us, the very richest in society. This will not fundamentally alter our standard of living, nor deprive our children, nor harm our nations’ economic growth. But it will turn extreme and unproductive private wealth into an investment for our common democratic future.”

    Nice humblebrag. We’re so fantastically wealthy we could piss away vast sums on government boondoggles and it wouldn’t hurt us a bit.

    It’s just a damn shame it’s illegal to voluntarily overpay your taxes, or just write a big fat check to Uncle Sam or Uncle Pierre out of the goodness of your heart.

    • Suthenboy

      Well, that is a steaming pile.

    • R.J.

      Idiots. If you have extreme wealth and no brains, give out some entrepreneur grants. At least then you have a chance of improving people’s lives.
      Fuck it. People suck.

    • Sean

      Taxing is not enough, IMO. They should be drone striked and all their shit seized by any .gov with the balls to do so.

    • B.P.

      Oooh…. millionaires. A million dollars. What an inexhaustible supply of wealth.

      • Lackadaisical

        Heh.

        *Cries*

      • Rat on a train

        But I will only pay what I am required and no more.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    extreme and unproductive private wealth

    If you’re so rich, why aren’t you smart?

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Was this phrase born here in the last few days? If so, watch out, because the leftists might steal it.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “unproductive private wealth”. That’s about as obnoxious as “unearned increment”, which coincidentally is what my dad named his boat.

      • Lackadaisical

        Better than ‘unearned excrement ‘.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    I have a friend who comes from serious money. One of the things the trust or foundation or whatever it is does is an involvement (I have no idea what the actual structure is) with a large vocational technical school in the Chicago area. I’d say that is an infinitely more productive use of wealth than just giving it to the government.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Burning it in a trash can to keep hobos warm in the winter is more productive than just giving it to the government.

  27. Rebel Scum

    No.

    “We make sure that for all these vaccines, there’s enough capacity; there’s competition. So the prices keep going down, and we will have new vaccines,” said Gates.

    “We’ll have a TB vaccine, malaria vaccine, HIV vaccine, and even the things like COVID vaccines; we need to make them have longer duration, more coverage. And we’re going to change instead of using a needle to use a little patch. So the pandemic really highlighted that we’ve been underinvested in those innovations, and our partners in India are part of how we’re going to get these breakthrough products done,” he added.

    • Suthenboy

      I think that skidmark has gone full-blown malthusian, hasn’t he? I won’t touch anything he had anything to do with.

    • Lackadaisical

      ‘And we’re going to change instead of using a needle to use a little patch. ‘

      Then make it IOT so you can update to the latest clot shot without a new consent and having to go to the doctor, etc.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Was this phrase born here in the last few days? If so, watch out, because the leftists might steal it.

    It’s old. A twist on the slightly older saying, “If you’re so mart, what aren’t you rich?”

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I guess I don’t get out often enough.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    I guess I don’t get out often enough.

    Neither of those sayings are exactly widely used.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      I knew the first one. I thought the inversion was Wilde or Parker clever.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Trey or Dorothy?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    “Billionaires are wielding their extreme wealth to accumulate political power and influence, simultaneously undermining democracy and the global economy,” said Brian Cox, a signatory to the Proud to Pay More letter and an actor who played fictional billionaire Logan Roy in HBO’s “Succession.”

    “It’s long past time to act. If our elected officials refuse to address this concentration of money and power, the consequences will be dire,” Cox added.

    Time to clean and oil Madame Guillotine. To the barricades!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Marchons!

      Then just pay your self-assessed due to that address in WV if you like the idea so much.

      I read about 15–20 years ago about a (childless?) European couple who did just that, so grateful were they to their adopted country. 🙄

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Er, left their estate, that is.

    • Rebel Scum

      If our elected officials refuse to address this concentration of money and power

      Who wants to tell him?

    • Bobarian LMD

      I’m not really a millionaire, but I play one on TV!

  31. Nephilium

    OT: But this may be of interest to some of the people around here. Humble Bundle is currently running a bundle of Discworld eBooks ($1 – 3 books; $10 – 9 books; $18+ – 39 books leaves out Rising Steam and the Last Hero, includes all other books at a brief check) to be fulfilled by kobo.com.

    If you haven’t read them, I highly recommend them.

  32. Rebel Scum

    That’s just what an ultra-MAGA extremist would say.

    Jamie Dimon just went on CNBC and said people are voting for Trump because he was right about the economy, immigration, and China:

    “I don’t like how Trump said things, but he wasn’t wrong about those critical issues. That’s why they’re voting for him. People should be more respectful of our fellow citizens…I think this negative talk about MAGA will hurt Biden’s campaign.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Emergency signal flair sent up in hopes that the Biden campaign will maybe layoff calling half the population shitheads?

      • Suthenboy

        I hope they double down on denigrating voters. That is how you win elections, right?
        Imagine the level of hatred it takes for an elected official to openly do so. It is like some kind of collective borderline personality disorder.

      • The Other Kevin

        It’s insane. I remember noticing this with Hillary. She didn’t even try to win anyone over, she just demonized anyone who didn’t support her.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Why aren’t I winning?

      • B.P.

        This was the administration that was going to return us to normalcy, bring us all together, etc. But the stubborn people went and let the White House down.

      • Ted S.

        Needs more flair.

      • juris imprudent

        Biden campaign will maybe layoff calling half the population shitheads

        And in typical Biden campaign style, they up it to two/thirds a[shit]head.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Some knucklehead on Twitter was comparing that to the way the establishment talked about Hitler in 1932.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Biden and his team really painted themselves into a corner with this. While they can proclaim they are aiming at Congresscritters and politicians, there are people behind those ideas, especially if they are populist ideas. People have taken note…you want us expunged from the political process is all they can take away from it.

  33. db

    Anyone have a recommendation for a good quality soldering iron/soldering station?

    • Ownbestenemy

      First a juicer..now a soldering station…*thinks of how the teen was setup to join ISIS recently….*

      • db

        I accidentally dropped my phone in the juicer

      • Bobarian LMD

        A euphemism for “I had to go to the emergency room to have electronics removed from my butt.”

      • Pine_Tree

        That reminds me – the “will it blend” (Blendtec) videos on Youtube are good for a few grins when you feel like it.

      • db

        I loved those from way back

    • Sensei

      Hakko seems to be the gold standard. You will pay for it.

      However, there are Chinese clones that folks claim are just as good or even better, but you need to do your homework.

      I want one, but don’t have the space or need it enough to justify the purchase.

      • R.J.

        I have a basic freestanding pencil iron and a Ryobi “station” that adjusts temperature. My needs are not super-high tech.

      • Sensei

        I have several inexpensive pencil irons, but really want a station that will hold the heat steady.

        Problem is the space on my bench and that I only really need something with that kind of constant power into a some heatsinking ground plane once or twice a year.

      • R.J.

        My problem exactly. If I used it even monthly I would have one. I do not.

    • pistoffnick

      Weller WES51 will get you 95% of what you want to do without costing too much. ~$35 locally on craigslist

    • db

      Thanks for the reccomendations!

  34. The Late P Brooks

    People should be more respectful of our fellow citizens…I think this negative talk about MAGA will hurt Biden’s campaign.

    Crazy talk.

    • kinnath

      Basket of deplorables

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        Honestly, I think that’s when Hillary lost the election.

        Biden’s handlers seem to think they can split the Republican party by denigrating “MAGA Republicans.” This would work if the MAGA Republicans were a small subset of Republicans. Or that the policies they were espousing were diametrically opposed to standard Republican policies. Neither of these are true.

      • R.J.

        Yet the media just keeps hammering the philosophy. And Biden based his whole campaign around it. Blows my mind. They don’t even engage on policies. Just on divisive hatred.

      • R.J.

        “The bigger the pile of shit, the more flies are on it!”

        True. And Germany is a pretty big pile of shit…

        Hoping somebody points that out to xer.

      • Rebel Scum

        Germans should not be dehumanizing people.

      • juris imprudent

        It is what they do best isn’t it?

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        It sounds better in it’s original form, reverberating through a toothbrush mustache.

  35. Rebel Scum

    Good.

    Today the state of Texas must allow the federal government access of the riverfront park in Eagle Pass or face a DHS/DOJ lawsuit.

    I just talked with Texas DPS who says they are not granting the feds access today—They have had access to the boat ramp since Friday and that’s apparently the only access they’re going to get barring a medical emergency.

    Defiance is as American as as apple pie shooting tyrants.

    • R.J.

      Wooo! Big, scary lawsuit.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Let’s try this before a jury of Texans from the local area.

      • R.J.

        Good point. Venue is everything.

  36. R.J.

    I may have to add this to my obnoxious T shirt collection.

    Viva La Libertad Carajo! – Javier Milei – Peluca Milei T-Shirt https://a.co/d/dfgJeba

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Biden’s handlers seem to think they can split the Republican party by denigrating “MAGA Republicans.”

    Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

    • Sensei

      Depends, do they sink?

    • R.J.

      The party is already split. Based on the Trump vote last night, MAGA won. The dems can have the smattering of globalist Bush holdouts. Might take years to completely purge the globalists from the republican party, but this is a big step to shattering the uniparty.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        This. They also need to worry about a split in their own party as more and more people who aren’t young single women* realize that their party hates them and wants them dead.

        *real or manufactured