Peak flat top?
So a discussion took place, and somehow got into the flat top hair cut, and who did it best. Guile up there got a vote or two.
“He and I used to make fun of older Officers/NCOs that were rocking a flat top.
We had a scale based on a number of factors:
– Skull shape
– Flatness
– Crispiness of the fade
– Level of commitment to the flat top in spite of clearly going bald.”
We have found a use for Polly Shore.
“Hey guys! I know how to bury the story!”
If your war boner lasts longer than four years…
Not exactly a flat top, but damn.
I mean no, there is no actual disease, but we need the world to stay afraid.
Okay, pretty lame week for news. Time to go watch Division playoffs.
Keep it high and tight, Glibbies.
drill instructors hazz a sad
Jack Webb
Frank Sutton
Vol note: Butch Jones makes everything look stupid
Two excellent candidates.
Frankenstein has the ultimate flat top.
“WHO director calls for world pandemic treaty to prepare for Disease X”
…in case that WWIII thing doesn’t work out.
The only potentially useful treaty would be one banning modifying virii and germs, with strict penalties for not adhering to the ban.
formerly known as Disease Twitter.
😄
He can suck my cock, except I’m not willing to put it in his diseased cakehole.
Tedros Ghebreyesus’s Diseased Cakehole was the name of one of my less successful side projects.
Still, those EPs go for big bucks among vinyl collectors.
This was in the links of that AP story about the Colorado newspaper.
*Gasp!
OMG A RIGHT-WING SENSIBILITY!
some are concerned about what the 187-year-old publication could become
again with projected ownership of something that ain’t theirs: it’s a business…buy their product or don’t…short of that, INOYGDB
They won’t carry the water for the corruptocracy of the city’s Democrat-see!!!
Ravens QB having a hard time staying on his feet.
I take that back.
Tighten up.
Houston boys
He mentions that a few times.
https://youtu.be/ZgufrHPagrA
This may be 7 Hefes and 1.5 old fashioneds talking but that may be the greatest thing ever.
Tighten up.
The flat top is a classic. I used to rock it. Now I just have Eraserhead hair.
Wore my hair down the other day, which I never do, and got compliments galore. I’m rethinking my self-hatred.
Yeah, let that self hatred crap go.
Put it on a carefully hand-crafted natural wood reed mat, to give you plenty of time to invest a comforting repetitive task.
Then place the self hatred on the mat and push it gently off shore and into the water.
Once it’s moved away from you, pick up your grenade launcher and unleash hell on that parasitic piece of shit. Kill it with fire and RPGs.
hawt
+1
It’s almost down to my waist. I need to start braiding it in true boho/kitchen witch/hippydippy/forest crone manner instead of a bun.
Still getting used to being a blonde instead of a ginger. Strawberry + white = blonde
If you lived closer, I’d be begging you to let me photograph you in my studio. Your hubster could even come along as an escort. Er, in the, uhm . . . non-“economic” sense of “escort.” ;-)
Aw, that’s nice. Thanks! 😃
does she go, eh? wink wink?
I am that guy
I’ve always liked you.
Can you give my wife lessons on the proper use of destructive implements of destruction? She could use ’em.
Role playing games?
/ducks
The war-boner link just gives me a blank page 🙁
It just loaded for me.
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1857662/ww3-russia-ukraine-war-israel-iran
Still blank for me, could be due to me using chrome (shruggy punctuation thing).
It works. Goes to an Express UK article about WWIII.
Same, I even went to the sites main page and clicked through their link and got the blank page.
YOU ARE BANNED!
Someone’s on a limey list.
Ad blocker in safari on my iPad. Works on chrome with the same device.
Way, way back in time , ’40s, the flat top or crew cut was called a Heinie, as were the German soldiers. As we played war one did not want to be a Heinie or a kraut or a Nip but alas, someone had to be. As I was the youngest kid in the family that was most often me.
Going to the barbershop a kid asked for a Heinie, the barber knew the style. I had a crew cut for many years in the army and finally let it grow just a tad longer. White sidewalls came with the territory. There was (maybe still is) a pomade called Crew Cut.
pomade
these guys don’t know shit from Shinola
I’d have taken you for a Dapper Dan man.
I remember Brylcreem and Vitalis
but have no idea who made the tube of schmaltz we could afford for me back during Nixon
Ask Suthen about Dixie Peach
Now I get a summer or winter style, summer is short and cool, winter is short so my cap will fit.
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Awesome.
That’s Gay, dude.
“We’re in a tight spot!”
It’s always a tight spot with Dapper Dan.
Shouldn’t Heinies be the Dutch?
I got a high and tight for years til my wife told me I wasn’t in the army anymore and I needed to let it out a little more. Recently got a high fade with whitewalls and she actually liked it better. And I’m happy to finally not look like a damn dirty hippy.
Boom boom boom let’s go back to the Zoom
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09
A local buyer taking over a struggling newspaper in the 21st century is normally cause for some celebration. But The Baltimore Sun’s newly announced owner has a very specific political background, and some are concerned about what the 187-year-old publication could become.
The illiterate boob who wrote that story apparently never heard of H L Mencken.
Poor thing would have an aneurysm if actually exposed to Mencken’s writing.
Go on..
Fox has a paywall now?
Apparently
You can defeat it with reader view.
I thought it was just a register wall.
“Ghebreyesus told the World Economic Forum that he hoped countries would reach a pandemic agreement by May to address this ‘common enemy'”
I should order some more green tip.
your neighbors think that’s good thinking
wanna go halfsies on a place in Alaska?
I’m more of a northern Alberta guy myself. Got fam there, including a cuz that runs a 200-kilometre long trap line for the furs.
(As an aside, if I’d had a fireplace rug made out of Lynx fur back in my twenties, I’d have a whole nation of children by now.)
gimme northern Alabama: it is gorgeous turf
but in the commie apocalypse there’ won’t be no AC, and I can’t sleep sweaty, but I can always burn something if it’s cold, so I’ll be betting on my North Sea DNA
“Ghebreyesus”
God bless you.
Spudz Salacious Silicone Saturday Slootz.
https://archive.is/m9Zzs
https://i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk/incoming/article31199142.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200e/0_natalia-hp-2JPG.jpg
I’ll be moving my bunk to the desert
beef bourguignon coming out da oven, bitches
SEC sorority chicks: handier than you might think
I pull my weight: all the knife work because
* that and dishes are my fair share
* I don’t want anyone else touching my knife
* I can’t stand to watch anyone else handle a knife
Nuthin’ like a good Beef Bourgie.
Gnocci, portobello mushrooms, asparagus and diced pancetta was dinner tonight. I haven’t done a bourguignon in too long now.
best gnocci
looks like they moved out of the broken down digs: shame, I prefer the dive ambiance
We are making beef tips tomorrow:
2-3 lbs. chuck roast, cut into 1.5″ cubes
Salt, pepper, garlic powder to your liking (I am a salt fiend!)
1 packet brown gravy mix
1 packet beefy onion soup mix
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 can of water/ beef broth
Mix to combine in a covered Dutch oven
Bake for 3 hours at 300 deg F
Don’t fucking peek until 3 hours!
Don’t fucking peek until 3 hours!
After 3 hours, enjoy the beefiest stew you have ever had.
Just the tips?
Just the tip(s)!
Don, are you sure you aren’t me?
you’re from Marksville?
Did you take the last train there?
Beef tenderloin, with roasted carrots and onions and steak fries. Not bad for a single dad.
Used to, years ago, work for a guy named Raymond, who insisted that everybody call him Bruce who sported the flat top. He was one dumb motherfucker.
Raymond the Bruce?
“Just Bruce.”
I always heard the silent durrrrrrr. He had no sense of humor unless someone else was getting hurt.
Hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZymUMAu_fB0&ab_channel=Australiapresents
Winter Ale sucks
Folk be watchin’ football and I as well. I don’t know what to say here. Lots of things going well, despite being unpleasant realities to live with. (ESL teacher for 12 years. Now– Glorified Babysitter. Admin conflict with progress at Outpatient. Important stepping stones are challenging for a reason. Just life. No sarc, I ain’t shook.)
My hopeful lovely roommate (or more….?) in MN would be a fantastic peer anchor. She is desirous as well, as I can offer something her adoptive parents/siblings don’t. (Her environment is remarkably toxic). My parents have offered her a round-trip ticket from MSP. She’s receptive. So am I. I know better than to push.)
Ev is a silly goose. I am a good human to everyone but myself. (Which has frequently made me bad for others.) Sorry for venting. Y’all keep me sane. I keep trying to get her to come here… She wants to go further into paralegal. Coming back to the US after a decade+ away is difficult. New obstacles and adventures are always exciting (in their own way).
Same.
Er… that was a reply to “I try not to think about what I’d do if I didn’t have this place to check in on” below.
Y’all keep me sane.
I try not to think about what I’d do if I didn’t have this place to check in on
It would be devastating. Other than (hopefully new) Lady, whom I don’t get to speak to every day, this is the only sanity I find.
Hard to describe the ethereal release y’all bring. (I won’t (really) try.)
I can’t belive you didn’t include this.
just shitposting
I like it.
Pretty accurate.
John somehow gets so close to getting things right occasionally, and then, I assume, is paid not to finish the thought out.
The lower-left quadrant is especially accurate.
I haven’t got the slightest clue as to who any of those people are.
Looks smart, is smart: Thomas Sowell
Looks smart, is dumb: Jon Stewart
Looks dumb, is dumb: Sean Hannity
I’m not certain who the fourth is.
Norm McDonald
jump to 3:14
Norm MacDonald
Thanks. I’m bad with faces and I pay very little attention to the news.
Burt Reynolds
Turd Ferguson
“What is the love ballad of Turd Ferguson?”
Do not get your flattop from a shitty PX barber that gives it a slope…
Had that by a drunk PX barber in Orleans, France. Was not happy
Watching Golgo13
“Color: Yellow”
🫢
I’m watching “Pon No Michi”.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8r7m1u
It’s like back in the day – no major online service picked it up so there are three competing fansubs. Sadly it looks like my least favorite of the three is going to win and continue the subs. The dialect is hysterical – it’s Kyushu-ben. According to my friend it’s considered very cute sounding for women.
As long as we are posting about guns, here is how a cat works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dgQcSn9wAs
They just meow until you give them what they want.
I like it.
You left out Chet (Bill Paxton) in Weird Science.
And Biff from BTTF
the Macallan
No love for Howie Long?
https://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/691/686/296498_original.jpg?1296746039
Missouri has a bigfoot who lives in Uranus.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/gifts-from-uranus/uranus-bigfoot/
Ivan Drago?
https://www.google.com/search?q=ivan+drago+flat+top&oq=ivan+drago+flat&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBEAAYgAQyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDINCAIQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAMQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAQQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAUQABiGAxiABBiKBTINCAYQABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDgyNDNqMGo3qAIAsAIA&client=ms-android-charter-us-revc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#vhid=b_ZuJsiGkuhavM&vssid=l
Jake Busey?
https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNGYyNjNhYTctZWUyOS00NDE3LWFjMDMtZDk4MDU1ZjM5ZWQ1XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNjI4OTE1MTA@._V1_.jpg
Grace Jones!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlHiX8-33Jw
Heh.
https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com/uranus-apparel/make-uranus-great-again-hat-navy/
Y’all be strange,
Cheers!
Strange – Miranda Lambert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv9pYq3jzhs&ab_channel=mirandalambertVEVO
RADIOACTIVE BORLAX FROM THE FIFTH DIMENSION WILL RAPE YOUR SOUL
That’s the first I’ve ever heard of it.
THEN CLEAN CLOTHES WITER THAN WITE
Stealing newspapers? Oh my. What’s next, assaulting the town crier?
WWIII
Wow, how terrible. The mayor should have the station shut down for spreading such dangerous misinformation.
To be fair, both of those things are beyond the control of any mayor. And an honest review would raise questions that nobody wants raised.
Wow. Green Bay really didn’t want to win this game.
You can’t win in the playoffs with three trips to the Red Zone and come up with two FG.
Another Ai Article, and I haven’t finished my basic overview!
Dammit, That’s four, and I’m at least going to have to do one more.
I almost got number five, but I’m nodding off.
I’ll come back to it after some sleep.
Mornin’ all!
Morning.
My son finally decided to sleep in, so my brain decided I should wake up extra early. Whee
Good morning, Beau and Lack!
My head reminded me that my weekend chai lattes don’t deliver as much caffeine as the coffee I drink during the work week, so here I am. That’s OK, though – my Sunday morning choral music show started at 5:00 a.m. (SiriusXM: Please bring back the “Restart Show” function in your streaming setup. Thanx!)
In a couple decades you’re getting up extra early whether you need it or not.
Good morning Beau and all
High and tight huh? I can’t believe no one posted this guy
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ba/72/ed/ba72edd1d0784afccf8d81194f9df303.png
Ha!
Nervous about the Bills game. Don’t think we’ll ever get past the Chiefs at this rate.
Wakey, wakey you fine people. Well…eh, close enough.
🌞🍩
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2hkhKMg1Q2g
🎶🎶
Wake up
Wake up
Good morning!
I have found a chew stick thingy that Lily takes longer than 15 minutes to go through — it’s a double layer collagen stick. Cheaper and longer lasting than antlers.