The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Episode 7

by | Jan 24, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 54 comments

Remember when the world was on the brink of Thermonuclear War and it was Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump that saved us? We live in weird times. Speaking of Dennis Rodman, he was at one time married to Carmen Electra. Carmen Electra also dated Joan Jett. I think the latter make a much more…mmmmmm…photogenic pairing. Sadly they broke up in 2007. Thanks Obama!

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54 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    Donald dribbling mustard and ketchup on his clothes?

  2. R.J.

    “Only the best Singapore piss hookers tonight!”

    First.

    WTF the peeps at?

    • R.J.

      Beaten by a minute. The shame.

    • Old Man With Candy

      I’m pretending to be a tomb. And writing problem sets for indifferent students.

    • Brochettaward

      I’ve been having pregnancy cravings for peanut butter related offerings.

  3. Shpip

    If anyone is up for the Wednesday Zoom, I’m hanging out.

    • juris imprudent

      With mustard and ketchup, or piss hookers?

      • R.J.

        Piss hookers has a cat on his lap. Can’t get to the PC.

  4. Fourscore

    Thanks CPRM. Dennis R. is more coherent than Donnie but that’s not too surprising.

  5. Trigger Hippie

    A Rare Moment of a Trucker Not Being a Complete Asshole:

    Today on my way to work I got stuck behind a Semi on an on-ramp to 435(the circular loop highway surrounding the kc metro area). Before hitting that on-ramp we were driving on I-35 southbound, and I left room for the Semi to merge in front of me and did the whole quick high beam flash to let them know they could merge safely. Which they did. After we got on 435 I took the first opportunity to pass the Semi, did so, then merged back into the far right lane to continue my journey to the jobsite…then my car began to sputter, rattle, and hum. No acceleration, high rpms, I’m thinking: ‘Fuck me, this thing isn’t getting any fuel’. I’m rapidly losing speed going up and down the gentle hills of Northern Missouri, so I flip on my hazards…the Semi; obviously stuck behind me while my car geeks out and faster traffic zips past, does me the courtesy of also flipping on it’s hazards, matches my pace while keeping a safe distance, then proceeded to continue to flank my back and follow me as I turn back North the few miles I needed to hit the off ramp neccessary to get my car to safety…Look, I don’t believe in Karma. Far too many people live far too of charmed lives with near zero accountability while being if not pure evil, the next thing to it. That being said, sometimes small gestures of common courtesy can be repaid multiple times over if the courtesy is extended to a good person.

    Thank you, random Trucker. May the hundreds of thousands of miles in your future be safe and filled with sunny skies and clear roads.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      From what I see of trucker POV videos on YouTube, they’re glad any driver is paying even vague attention to them. Specific courtesy seems to be a thrill.

    • The Last American Hero

      Knights of the Road!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      CONVOY!!!!

      Glad you are safe, I have had that happen to me. Clogged fuel filter, but I cut a pen in half, duct taped it in line and away I went. For a couple months until I got around to putting a new inline filter in.

    • Sean

      This is fiction. Everyone on the road is pure asshoe.

  6. Brochettaward

    First
    First
    First it all out
    These are the Firsts that I dream about
    Come on

  7. CPRM

    I’m just disappointed Gordilox didn’t wear a Canadian Tuxedo on Tucker’s show.

    • Mojeaux

      Gordi!

  8. CPRM

    I remember watching WWF wrestling as a kid, as well as the cartoon. But in my mind there was a big gap in 90s where I didn’t watch until 1999/2000. Seeing as how I remember all of things mentioned in this video on the Undertaker, maybe that gap wasn’t as big as I remember. Time is weird.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The older you get the more the past compresses. In my mind’s eye I can’t tell memories of the late ‘80s and late ‘90s apart sometimes.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    “X cost us the last election and will again”, where X is an assertion by the lying MSM propagandists. FOAD.

  10. Sean

    WHY ISN’T IT FRIDAY YET?!?!!

    *sigh*

    Mornin. 😒

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYQyZFZN2bg

    My last one from this band. The song is decent, but the video is 🔥.

    🎶🎶

    • rhywun

      Yeah, long-ass week.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, rhy, Ted’S,, and Stinky!

      I may be close to wrapping up the last big gotta-do for Hell Month at work – filling out all the data for the annual employer “profit sharing” contribution to everyone’s 401(k)! 🤑 After that’s all done, I’ll either collapse…or just keep plugging along because it’ll be time to do all the usual monthly stuff. 😞

      • Beau Knott

        Mornin’ all!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Beau!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U!

      • Gender Traitor

        OK – see aforementioned Last Big Gotta Do for Hell Month. And because my boss didn’t attend, apparently no one else knows how to send me the link to the recording of this month’s Board meeting, so I can’t start writing up the minutes. 😁 Of course, since my boss wasn’t there, the meeting was almost certainly MUCH shorter than usual.

        How ’bout you?

      • UnCivilServant

        I spent too much money on electictronics stuff and am impatiently waiting for delivery.

        Work has gotten away from me as I’ve lost track of everything I’m supposed to get done.

      • Gender Traitor

        Uh oh! Be careful – you might end up having to schedule a meeting with yourself! 😳

      • UnCivilServant

        “How does 1pm work?”

        “I hate when I don’t answer myself.”

      • rhywun

        Mornin’.

  11. Ted S.

    Poor ESPN. 🙂

    • rhywun

      Coco lost?

    • Gender Traitor

      So…erase animals from popular culture references the way we’re doing with ethnic minorities (i.e. Aunt Jemima, the Land O’ Lakes chick etc.?)

      • rhywun

        Only minorities who do stuff for white people.

        Separate but equal butter and maple syrup are OK.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’ve ruined Phil’s life, if he wasn’t kept in that cage to be trotted out every year he could’ve been a Fortune 500 CEO or something.

    • Grosspatzer, Superstar

      I have a fat old groundhog in residence under the shed in my backyard. For 10 years he has predicted, correctly, that there will be no flowers in my garden. In a civilized state I would be permitted to shoot the motherfucker. Fuck PETA.

      • Grosspatzer, Superstar

        Worked for Bill Murray, I should give it a try.

      • Rat on a train

        The groundhog that lives behind my house just works the lawn.

    • rhywun

      The NY Post is in awe.

    • Grosspatzer, Superstar

      This wins the internet for today. LOL.

  12. Grosspatzer, Superstar

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie!

    • rhywun

      Hamas would probably make the bums “pay” their way.

  13. UnCivilServant

    Oh noes, Sloopy really did use up the thurday lynx yesterdays!

  14. Sean

    https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/lehighvalley/former-allentown-mayor-convicted-of-47-felony-counts-asks-for-new-trial/article_a7df2c90-bae8-11ee-8e2b-37fe73b992eb.html

    The appeal is asking for a new trial based on this and other claims including:

    -The assertion he didn’t receive data from electronic devices seized from key witnesses.

    -What he calls “entrapment” evidence.

    – Alleged illegally obtained recordings.

    – And the claim investigators intentionally seized assets to derail his defense.

    Yeah, but you’re still guilty, you Penguin cosplayer.