“I will never go to prison,” Donald said darkly, his red face edging into stroke territory. “Never. I have the damned prison burned down before they send me to it.”
“It doesn’t really work like that, Donald,” the hair said.
“There are more than one, you know,” the hat said. Their voices were becoming hard for Donald to distinguish.
“I’ll have them all burned down,” Donald grumbled petulantly.
“We have to fly back to New York in a couple of days,” the hair said.
“My persecution is totally historonic,” Donald said. He stood from his desk, pulled off his pants and threw them into the corner of the room and sat back down “Fucking pants. I can’t think when I’m wearing any.”
“Historonic?” the hat mouthed to the hair. The hair shrugged with delicate hair shoulders.
“New York City, Donald,” the hat said, “It’s for, uh, that woman.”
“I would never fuck anyone that looked like that,” Donald said.
“I know you wouldn’t, Donald,” the hat said, “But don’t say that in your disposition this time.”
“I wouldn’t, I wouldn’t fuck anyone that ugly,” Donald insisted. “Why can’t I tell the truth in court? I mean, she gets to lie.”
“Just answer the questions they ask with the minimum information,” the hair said, “And listen to your lawyer.”
“So Alina is going to be there?” Donald asked, a slow grin spreading.
“No,” the hair said, “Taking your hot lawyer would be a provocation. We’ve hired some land whale from South Carolina.”
“Not a dime, she doesn’t deserve a dime of mine,” Donald said. “That I would even flirt with that hag is absurd. AB-SURD. And rape her in Bergdorf-Goodman’s? That’s a terrible place to rape someone.”
“Alina will be with you for your next J6 deposition,” the hair said.
“I told you not to call it J6,” the hat said coldly. “That’s their term.”
“The Patriot’s Parade and BBQ,” the hair replied, rolling his hairballs at the ceiling.
“I hate going to New York,” Donald said, digging deep to scratch himself. “Whathisname and that other guy have ruined the place. You can’t even ride the subway anymore.”
“You never rode the subway,” the hair said.
“But I couldn’t now if I wanted to,” Donald groused. “I should ride the subway. I’m a man of the people.”
“And we have to go back to Iowa,” the hat said.
“They’re all so fat,” Donald whined. “And have milk gravy for blood.”
“Lymphatic fluid, it’s their lymphatic system that’s made out of gravy,” the hat said.
“Disgusting!” Donald said.
“Keep those comments to yourself,” the hair said. “It’s a shithole, but it’s their shithole.”
“New York is a shithole, but it’s their shithole,” the hat said.
“Florida’s a shithole, but it’s their shithole,” the hair said.
“Our shithole,” the hat said. “It’s our shithole.”
“Wake me up when it’s time to go,” Donald said. He grabbed the hat and jammed it on his head. The hat yelped as his bill was pulled down over Donald’s eyes.
Been in meetings since 6 AM, everybody is calling on me. 11:15, I look over at the personal PC, see Sugar Free. The world is right again. Hallelujah!
But what we really want to know is… are you wearing pants?
I am NOT! The weather is glorious and I need some sun on my pale butthole.
“It feels nice out. I think Ill leave it out.”
https://joynights.org/best-anal-bleaching-cream/
Thanks, Tonio. I was worried the SF was busy with STEVE SMITH once again.
“…pulled off his pants and threw them into the corner of the room and sat back down “Fucking pants. I can’t think when I’m wearing any.” “ I can totally relate to this
I do my best work sans cullottes
Preach it brother.
HI STEVE. HAPPY SEE YOU EVEN IF ME NOT WEARING PANTS.
THAT FOR BEST.
Worth the wait.
And rape her in Bergdorf-Goodman’s? That’s a terrible place to rape someone.”
um… what would old what’s-her-name, Virgina Postrel say… that this would make Trump a vulgarian, or would it make him not a vulgarian? Uncultured? Lacking in glamour? I need the self-styled right kind of person to tell me what to think.
Fuck me. Jury duty has become worse. In addition to actual orientation, there’s now a bullshit leftist unconscious bias video. My low opinion of the retards in robes drops lower.
And least I have this shithole. Thank you fellow Glibs.
This is OUR shithole!
Oh, look at that, I seem to be full of bias – may I go home now?
It’s unconscious. I have no hope of fixing it.
You get extra training.
My experience was better than last time, but not by much. This time I got to call in to see if I was needed to show up. And then we sat for nearly the entire day. Got to voir dire, answered some questions, and was among those excused when the jury was selected.
But there was a QUILTBAG+ sign up showing a rainbow of androgynous silhouettes, labeled with “Jury Duty: Serve With Pride”.
“Speaking as a Trans Man, I find the defendant GUILTY!!!!”
I want to see the reaction if the Jury declares the Judge guilty.
Also, the retards in robes featured in the video do not represent a random demographic sample of this state.
It’s easy enough to get booted in voir dire.
Last time I was called, one of the attorneys for some reason was asking jurors what TV shows they liked to watch.
I said, “Oh, I like reality TV shows. You know, like Reno 911.”
Didn’t make it to lunchtime.
Wat.
What jurisdiction?
It looks like I am getting a jury duty summons in the mail today.
Yippee.
I guess I can compare CO with KY.
Maybe you’ll get a chance to nullify. I keep hoping for that and it keeps not happening.
“The Patriot’s Parade and BBQ,”
Classic
“I would never fuck anyone that looked like that,” Donald said.
Probably true. That and the fact that she never mentioned the whole thing until the establishment decided to wage lawfare on him, makes me think she’s full of crap.
A stiff dick has no conscience. What he says and does may be different.
The ultimate in stated versus revealed preferences.
A penis has only one eye, and that one is blind.
the fact that she never mentioned the whole thing
That’s because it was so traumatic that she can’t even remember what year it happened!
BELIEVE HER!
She made Comrade Anderson Cooper uncomfortable when she said rape is sexy (or that some women think that).
The hair shrugged with delicate hair shoulders.
You know who else has hairy shoulders?
Rosie O’Donnell ?
STEVE NO LIKE THIS LINE OF QUESTIONING, MAYBE TAKE FUNNY-MAN TO BERGDORFS.
lymphatic system that’s made out of gravy
Iowa? That sounds more southern.
What, no gravy?
How on earth do I not know that one?
Taking your hot lawyer would be a provocation.
I think this would make for epic courtroom drama.
“Did you rape that woman?”
“No, of course not. She’s ugly. I have standards. I’d rape you, though; in a heartbeat.”
I knew it! I knew it! I knew SF would not let us down. Kind of like both the Hat/Hair twins, they are for the Donald as SF is for us.
We had some trouble scheduling from the material we have left…er, SugarFree had a bit of trouble with WordPress. Yeah. That.
BTW,
Does the PTB prefer or require article submissions in WordPress, or could Word or Power point be acceptable? I wanted to adapt a presentation I have into an article, but it is in Powerpoint.
How does raping someone in Bergdorf compare with raping in Bloomingdales, or Saks?
IT DEPEND ON SENSE OF STYLE.
Is it easier to penetrate the fine twill trousers sold at Bergdorf vs. the worsted thick commoner trousers sold at Macy’s?
Bloomingdale’s has better sacks to carry home your leftovers. Your rape leftovers.
And lunch is done.
STEVE ONLY NEED SOME TIN FOIL. MAKE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE SWANS.
BIIIIG BROWN BAG
But there was a QUILTBAG+ sign up showing a rainbow of androgynous silhouettes, labeled with “Jury Duty: Serve With Pride”.
The other night I saw a commercial for some credit card or money app, and the narrator was using that nonsensical “they/them” terminology. It was very confusing. I kept asking myself how many of “him” there were.
I’m still stuck on the commercial for some financial service where the testimonial for how awesome their overdraft protection is by someone purporting to be a personal finance educator.
“We’ll help you juggle multiple delinquent accounts easier than the competition!”
In the next episode of Hat and Hair, Donald Trump debutts his new hair do. MSNBC reports, “Joe Biden jealous.”
I have that cel (repro).
the fact that she never mentioned the whole thing until the establishment decided to wage lawfare on him
You mean the Donald Trump exclusion to the statute of limitations?
And the poor shall carry the rich
The Florida tax system is the most unfair on the poor in the entire country, according to a new study, with the lowest-income 20 percent in the state paying much more of their income in taxes than the wealthiest 1 percent.
The Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy (ITEP), a nonprofit, nonpartisan think tank based in Washington, D.C., released its latest report analyzing tax distribution in all 50 states. It ranked Florida as the most regressive tax system in the United States, with low-income families paying nearly five times as much as the wealthy in taxes.
This ranking might come as a surprise, as Florida is generally considered “low tax” because of the lack of personal income taxes—the reason why many people decide to move to the state from more expensive places like California or New York.
But Florida—as well as other similar “low tax” states like Tennessee and Texas—is only really convenient from a tax perspective for high-income families, while low-income families carry a heavier burden. According to ITEP, Florida and the other “low tax” states “levy some of the nation’s highest tax rates on the poor.”
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In Florida, the lowest 20 percent (those with the lowest income) was taxed 13.2 percent of their family income, while the middle 60 percent was taxed 9.1 percent and the top 1 percent only 2.7 percent. The poorest Floridians also paid the biggest share of their family income in sales and excise taxes and property taxes than the entire population of the Sunshine State.
A wealth tax is the only equitable answer.
This ranking might come as a surprise
Lol well no, because it’s retarded.
But it’s from a nonpartisan think tank!
nonpartisan
Sure.
I think we’ve reached the stage of regime propaganda in which they don’t expect or even want us to believe their blatant lies and gaslighting anymore. It’s all a demonstration that they can say and do anything they want and we have to eat the shit sandwich no matter what.
I read a page or two of the report.
While they may technically not be a partisan org. They definitely have a certain definition of fairness that spans the gaps between commies, socialists and Democrats.
So…. There is no income tax in Florida? That is why retirees move there. That article is so bad I want to flush it down the toilet.
Relatively more is their standard, though there must be some caveats or fudging to give CA and NY lower tax burdens.
“No,” the hair said, “Taking your hot lawyer would be a provocation. We’ve hired some land whale from South Carolina.”
I prefer Alina Habba Habba Habba.
How is this not a right wing meme?
That’s what hell looks like.
Pretty sure in Hell I would be asked to assemble dining room chairs with the included Allen wrench for all eternity. But those people would supervise.
support a cease-fire…
In Ukraine, right?
How about in our big cities?
“Who are these masked people?”
/Silver Bullet
Women Donald would definitely fuck.
https://archive.is/0FrnK
Ass Wednesday.
OFFS.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/textbased/news/text-12948149/trump-banned-judge-closing-argument-new-york-fraud-trial.html
https://archive.is/MFhOT/d171ee695d948bdf8bbc4c2a6f709b3269ea1131.jpg
The former president would not be allowed to ‘comment on irrelevant matters’ or ‘deliver a campaign speech.’
He also wouldn’t be allowed to criticize the judge, his staff, Attorney General James, her lawyers or the court system, Engoron wrote, according to the AP.
When you define anything he says as a “campaign speech”…
And since when can one not criticize a court/prosecutor? Especially in a case with a “crime” fabricated out of thin air that has no victim? Oh, wait. Orange Man Bad.
Obviously guilty people don’t get to have rights.
Nah, fuck off.
Our country owes–OWES–a debt to the descendants of enslaved Black people, not just for slavery, but for what followed, like Black Codes, red lining, Jim Crow, and mass incarceration.
That’s why I introduced my Reparations NOW resolution. This country has an obligation.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Yet the Kamalas and Baracks will happily take those same reparations.
I got your reparations right here!
*grabs crotch*
https://youtu.be/zLS77a0iNg4?si=UNDI5l415t3em8Zr&t=197
Who is going to give my ancestors reparations for all the evils collectivists did in the 20th and 21st centuries?
^this.
Still waiting on*my* recompense for slavery.
Workforce participation
“These more accurate estimates of the true unemployment rate signal weakness in the overall economy and the labor market specifically,” E.J. Antoni, a research fellow at the Heritage Foundation’s Grover M. Hermann Center for the Federal Budget, told the Daily Caller News Foundation. “They are consistent with a mild recession. The number of people on disability has exploded for three years now with a spike of millions of people. That indicates a very large portion of these unemployed workers who are missing from the labor force have simply shifted from unemployment to welfare.”
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Labor force participation has declined steadily from its peak in 2000 of over 67%, stabilizing and slightly rising during the Trump administration before the COVID-19 pandemic.
Random fluctuation. It’s all just a big nothingburger.
The numbers don’t lie. This is the strongest economic recovery in the history of the uh, the thing.
This factor WFPR (Work Force Participation Rate) has been used to re-define unemployment for quite some time. I would like to see some type of metric that excludes retired persons (people below 68 for example, children, etc). I’m sure the WFPR has changed greatly over the last 40 years as women began working in larger numbers and as the baby boomers entered the job market.
How this factor is defined has changed several time over the past as well. I would prefer we use a standard WFPR across decades to compare. I’m sure this has been done to somewhere to normalize unemployment data.
Here is one attempt.
https://www.lisep.org/tru
Was that tentacle created from a mold of SEA SMITH’s equipment?
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/i-quit-bm-job-play-31849157
Nasty.
It washed up on a black-sand beach in cannibal waters in 1928.
‘I quit B&M job to play with 2ft sex toys – now guys beg to date me’
Uhhh….honey? Im pretty proud of my stuff, but if you need 24″ Im just not your guy. Good luck with that.
27??!?!
I thought she was 54.
Taking your hot lawyer would be a provocation.
Fuck.