Thursday Morning Links

by | Jan 11, 2024 | Daily Links | 333 comments

The GOAT is going

Saban is retiring.  Can’t say I blame him with the way NIL is creating an entire division of mercenary players. Pete Carroll is stepping down in Seattle. I don’t give a shit about that. Bill Belichick is leaving the Patriots (this one just broke a few minutes ago) and that’s really gonna start the carousel. And across the pond, Liverpool fared better than Chelsea in their first legs of the League Cup semifinals. Second legs are next week.  And that’s it for sports.

Holy crap, that’s a freaking huge recall. Imagine the reporting on it had it been Tesla. It wouldn’t be way down the page after “tips for your New Years resolutions” and a couple pieces on Taylor Swift.

LOfuckingL

Something about reaping and sowing. The outrage from team blue here has been noted after the string of contempt cases that were prosecuted when the roles were reversed.  Also, I still want to know what crack he likes the most. Guess that reporter will never get an answer.

“Thanks for pointing out the speck in our eye. Now about that beam in yours.” That would be my response if I were them.  Or I’d hector them about gun control laws or arrests for unpopular speech. Or maybe I’d just ignore them, the bunch of hypocrites.

Drip. Drip. Drip. Just release everything, for the love of Pete.

Hard times ahead for the Golden State

There wheels are coming off. It’s about freaking time.

This administration hates workers. And apparently hates democracy too.

What an absolute shitshow. Guess they figured they’d make up for the shortfall on volume.

This will certainly be interesting. I wonder who will try to sabotage it first: The federal government through the FAA or “workers rights” groups.  Either way, it’s doomed for failure through nefarious means.

Some bands can hang around for decades. They still had some great songs into the 80s. But that early stuff was amazing. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this cold Thursday, dear friends.

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333 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Saban is retiring. Can’t say I blame him with the way NIL is creating an entire division of mercenary players. – Michigan ended his career?

    • The Gunslinger

      You’re welcome.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe Saban couldn’t handle it when they took his crack baby slaves away from him.

      I heard him crying about how paying players is destroying the game. Boo hoo. Pay the players.

      • rhywun

        I thought they were already paid with free room and board and some sort of education and god-like adulation.

      • R C Dean

        I think the NCAA came up with what may be the worst possible system for doing that. There’s no reason the players can’t get paid without setting up an annual auction that moves the top players out of the bowl games/playoffs and around the league. Well, monopolies aren’t known for cultivating top tier leadership, so . . .

      • Pope Jimbo

        Just turn the NCAA into a farm league. Quit pretending that they are there to get an education.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        ^^ this. Set up club football for the kids who want to play while going to school, like they do for the sports that don’t make the Title IX cut.

      • UnCivilServant

        Shut down college sports. Ban universities from having any association with athletics.

        Or just ban universities.

      • rhywun

        The If Pigs Could Fly Gazette?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        He gets millions of dollars, you get a degree in communications. Seems fair.

      • The Last American Hero

        You get training and a spotlight that can get you a shot at the pros. You get private tutors and study facilities. You get 4-5 years of free education, housing, and food. You get a pass on grades that the other students don’t get. You get to swim in a sea of college age jersey chasing pussy.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Damn, Nick Saban was undercompensated.

  2. PieInTheSky

    Drip. Drip. Drip. Just release everything, for the love of Pete. – do not forget that just visiting does not imply they did anything wrong

    • SDF-7

      Yup, you need a creepy picture of you in a dress inviting guests to Epstein’s domicile to really make people think you must have been into some twisted shit.

    • bacon-magic

      We will not see the full client list.

      • PieInTheSky

        privacy is important for the rich and famous

  3. SDF-7

    Saban is retiring.

    Well thank goodness — I think they bled the Power Rangers franchise dry years back.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      After Rita Repulsa lost the 2016 election and a putty won the 2020 election, they figured that reality had outstripped any storyline they could come up with.

  4. PieInTheSky

    There wheels are coming off. It’s about freaking time. – it is strange how one year windfall revenue does not always become permanent

  5. PieInTheSky

    What an absolute shitshow. Guess they figured they’d make up for the shortfall on volume. – trains are the civilized man’s mode of transport

    • Grummun

      When we were in Europe, we found trains between cities to be fairly convenient and comfortable. Mass transit inside a city varied wildly (I’m looking at you, Paris, city of love BO and urine).

      • PieInTheSky

        Mass transit inside a large city can not be anything but uncomfortable. there is no solution for a millions densely packed people

      • SDF-7

        I assume you remember a soldier sleeping next to you though.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s never too early in the day for a Berlin reference.

        Bravo!

      • WTF

        It is wintertime in France

  6. UnCivilServant

    Holy crap, that’s a freaking huge recall.

    If I had an impacted engine, I’d avoid getting the “Fix”, since it sounds like it would gimp the vehicle’s ability to do anything useful just to meet evil, anti-human rules from the EPA.

    • SDF-7

      I remember back around the early 2000’s a coworker with a Vette was into the whole aftermarket reprogramming modules — swapping them back to factory spec before emissions inspections. I have to wonder if that’s still a thing….

      • R C Dean

        There’s still aftermarket ECUs available. The one we have on the FJ has a “off” switch to go back to factory specs. We had the “on” setting programmed to run the supercharger, so we’ve never turned it off because that would make the engine run like garbage.

      • Sean

        Oh absolutely. Replacement/retuned modules for engines, transmissions, and suspensions…

      • DrOtto

        Yep. Worth it if you have a newer performance car under warranty.

      • Sean

        Until they paint seal your ECU box.

    • R.J.

      Ron might be impacted. Not sure of his truck year of manufacture. Expect a Stoic article on the recall?

      • juris imprudent

        We already did (2017) before this was announced.

        Since it is CA led I assume the whole thing is bullshit – when I bought my truck I had to sign that I would never move it into CA.

      • R.J.

        Boy that is an easy form to sign.
        “Never move back to CA? No problem.”

      • ron73440

        No, the 2001 has no emissions equipment at all.

        The ECU update looks like it doesn’t hurt the performancew, but it burns more DEF.

      • juris imprudent

        Interesting. Ours burned quite a bit of DEF when hauling the first few years, but the last couple of years it has been more economical on it. Have to see what it does on our Feb trip.

    • DrOtto

      Lol – I just texted the article to 2 customers who run them in fleets and told them to ignore the recall notice when they get it.

    • prolefeed

      It’s like Stellantis never read about the VW “cheating” scandal, which had the same outcome.

      There’s no FN way I’d voluntarily bring in a vehicle to have it “neutered” — oops, I mean “fixed” — so it had less power and worse fuel economy, to satisfy some unelected bureaucrats whose end game is to elimate IC engines and thus modern life.

      • tripacer

        How about when they refuse to issue tabs?

  7. SDF-7

    Also, I still want to know what crack he likes the most.

    I assume Winston’s Mom could use her contacts to do a deep dive on which crack he prefers.

  8. PieInTheSky

    This administration hates workers. And apparently hates democracy too. – workers don’t always know what is good for them

    • Nephilium

      They already had a vote that went the correct way, there is no need for any more votes.

      • SDF-7

        The perpetual school bond measure model, hmm?

    • rhywun

      No store has finalized a labor contract governing wages and benefits, leaving the union with little to show workers years into its campaign.

      *cry/laugh emoji*

      • prolefeed

        I’m gonna have fun suggesting to Starbucks-addicted Mrs. Prole that she boycott SB to show solidarity with the union.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well they’ve got years worth of paystubs that show dues for the union being extracted. That’s something isn’t it?

      • Fourscore

        Can’t union people bump somebody? I forget how that works but sounds like fun.

  9. SDF-7

    “Thanks for pointing out the speck in our eye. Now about that beam in yours.”

    Ex-squeeze me? I baking powder?

    Juneteenth, anyone?

    Fucking Kwanzaa?!?!?I heartily endorse them telling the State Department (or whomever) to just shut the everloving fuck up and mind their own business.

    • UnCivilServant

      There’s nothing fake about the Bosnian Serb holiday.

    • R C Dean

      I thought the most interesting thing in that article was that they still use phones with corded handsets there. I can’t remember the last time I used one. The last one I saw was in the pathology lab at my hospital. Trust me, you did not want to touch that phone without gloves and a mask.

      • Nephilium

        Technically corded handset phones are more secure than cell or cordless phones. But I doubt there’s attacks at the individual desk phone level there.

      • SDF-7

        Except aren’t the exchanges all VOIP anyway? So unless you have an entirely in-building hard line, you’re probably vulnerable at the junctions.

      • juris imprudent

        Nope, SS7 I’m pretty sure. VOIP interacts with that. VOIP itself is too inefficient to do the heavy lifting.

      • Nephilium

        Nearly all trunks are VOIP in the current day. The day of hard lines to buildings is coming to an end anyway. I was speaking to the point that both cordless and cell handsets are transmitting, and the signals can be intercepted. There’s no difference in vulnerabilities upstream from the desk phone regardless of how the call leaves the building (assuming no end to end encryption, at which point it’s more than standard phones anyway).

      • Pope Jimbo

        I thought the most interesting thing about that pic was the choice of finger to scratch his head. Or was he just commenting on the journalo taking the pic?

  10. SDF-7

    The wheels are coming offYeah — but the asshole is a) lying about the deficit, b) trying to use the reserve fund to shore up a hole caused by annual spending and c) still trying to keep his “bribe the voters” shit in.

    Interesting article on it from yesterday (well, interesting to me… doesn’t mean y’all will care, of course…)

  11. SDF-7

    This administration hates workers.

    Just like California (no wonder Hair Gel thinks he can run for Pres), hates the workers — loves roping them into unions for those sweet, sweet “donations” (kick backs).

  12. SDF-7

    This will certainly be interesting.

    I vote FAA.

  13. Drake

    We made Juneteenth a holiday, and we’re bitching about other countries’ holidays?

    • DrOtto

      It was an actual TX holiday. All y’all have no business appropriating it. I had never heard of it till June 19, 1995 when I moved here.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It’s nice that Federal workers in DE and KY get the day off.

    • Pope Jimbo

      This was my thought too.

      How about Kwanza? Is that an official govt. approved Holiday?

  14. PieInTheSky

    Behind the Turmoil in Ecuador

    https://compactmag.com/article/behind-the-turmoil-in-ecuador

    A peaceful country not long ago, Ecuador has taken a turn for the worse in recent years, with homicides surging to 26 per 100,000 last year, up from around 7 per 100,000 in 2020. Since the end of the pandemic, the country has fallen victim to a broader restructuring in the international drug trade. The collapse in the price of coca—the raw crop used to make cocaine—in neighboring Colombia has seemingly made exporting cocaine out of Ecuador more attractive. At the same time, the growing popularity in the United States of synthetic drugs like fentanyl has stoked competition among traffickers for routes to more lucrative cocaine markets across the Pacific.

    Noboa’s aggressive actions have raised hopes that his government will undertake a systematic crackdown against organized crime in the style of his Salvadoran counterpart, Nayib Bukele. The reality is that Ecuador likely doesn’t have the manpower, resources, or knowhow to replicate Bukele’s success. Throughout Latin America, political leaders have imposed states of emergency time and again to rein in criminal violence, to little avail—El Salvador being the notable exception. Indeed, Noboa’s immediate predecessor, Guillermo Lasso, also instituted multiple 60-day states of exception during his term, including in August 2023, following the assassination of presidential candidate Fernando Villavicencio.

  15. PieInTheSky

    How Parenting Became a Lifestyle

    https://compactmag.com/article/how-parenting-became-a-lifestyle

    Since the 1960s, parenting has exploded as a field of study, as a glance at the relevant section of any bookstore will reveal. It isn’t just of concern to child psychologists and educational theorists, but to parents themselves, for whom experts and theories have increasingly replaced the once-close network of family and community support. Today’s parents aren’t merely tasked with feeding their children and imparting basic manners; instead, they must navigate and select from a bewildering array of styles, including “free-range,” “authoritative,” “tiger,” “peaceful,” “respectful,” and “gentle” parenting. For each of these styles, books, websites, and online influencers offer detailed guidance on any conceivable situation a parent might face.

    A host of factors, including smaller family sizes, the void left by eroding religious and cultural norms, the decline of multigenerational households, and an increase in leisure time have contributed to this diversification. Parents who might have once turned to their own parents and other older relatives for guidance now rely on theories that often draw from far-removed anthropological observations, scientific studies, and psychological theories.

    • R.J.

      It only became a bewildering lifestyle for lefty parents.

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      Missing here is therapy culture where everything is traced back to upbringing and pathologies, driving a wedge between these parents and their parents, thus pushing them to feel-good books to teach them parenting rather than their icky family.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        *pathologized

        I knew better than to not double check that word, but I hit post anyway.

    • pistoffnick

      I raised my kids the opposite way my dad raised me. They seemed to turn out OK.

      • Fourscore

        And you certainly are Glib Normal.

  16. Drake

    They had a Republican debate last night and didn’t invite Vivek. The party thinks Haley or DeSantis will magically become palatable once Trump is removed.

    • WTF

      If a “debate” happens and nobody watches, did it actually happen?

      • R.J.

        Heh. So true.

    • juris imprudent

      Imagine Trump and Biden both out of the running…

      • SDF-7

        Imagine a spherical cow…

        Oh, wait — Christie dropped out yesterday.

      • juris imprudent

        It’s the deflation of the idiots that I would like.

    • R.J.

      That is so insulting to Vivek. Makes me like Vivek even more that he got cold-shouldered. He’s pissing off the right people. Didn’t he say Ronna McDaniel should have been fired years ago? He’s the first guy to have to stones to speak that truth. That’s probably why he isn’t there.

      • juris imprudent

        He pisses off more than the right people. He even manages to piss me off.

      • DrOtto

        He certainly says the right things. I would vote for him. *puts in earbuds and ques up ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’*

      • juris imprudent

        I thought that too at first, then he proved his political credentials by going really stupid.

      • Brawndo

        How so?

      • juris imprudent

        Using the U.S. military in Mexico against the drug cartels.

        Compulsory national service to vote.

        Absolute ban on abortion.

        I guess you just always get the bad with the good (and he’s said a number of things I am totally good with).

      • R.J.

        1. Absolute no. Agreed. Crazy talk.
        2. Interesting idea. I’d debate that. I think many people here feel there should be some limitation put on voting, given the current state of affairs.
        3. I am… undecided Personally I would never do it. I think floating an abortion ban is why his numbers are so low however.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Bad, but maybe less bad than it seems at first blush. 🎵To the shores of Tripoli🎵

        Thought provoking, but ultimately not something I’d sign on to.

        Good.

        Seems like a mixed bag to me.

      • Rebel Scum

        Using the U.S. military in Mexico against the drug cartels.

        Compulsory national service to vote.

        Absolute ban on abortion.

        Take the good with the bad. I agree that these are bad things, but he is better than anyone else running, other than Trump. And your Democratic Party alternative is a shell being controlled by commu-fascists. Take your pick.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        1. Agree with Trashy. At least fighting cartels is a domestic issue.

        2. His citizen vs. civilian distinction is interesting, and national service does not mean military service. Ideally he would say no one should vote because it’s stupid, but then I don’t know how he wins the presidency.

        3. I’m not sure what you mean by absolute ban on abortion because he doesn’t support a Federal ban and thinks the appropriate state target should be 6 weeks.

      • Fatty Bolger

        He said he supports 6 week state bans, like the Florida law.

        He doesn’t think the FDA has the authority to require states to allow abortion pills.

        He said he doesn’t think the federal government has the authority for a national ban, but that he’s open minded to being convinced otherwise by a constitutional scholar.

    • prolefeed

      Since Trump is still the likely nominee despite all the lawfare, these debates are de facto VP choice showcases.

      I could see Trump picking Vivek for Veep because the establishment GOP tried to shut him out at the debates for saying inconvenient stuff.

      • Fourscore

        I’m looking at the Arkansas Governor as his choice. Almost all the right DEIs plus from a flyover state.

      • R C Dean

        I think there is a very non-zero chance the Repub establishment keeps him off the ballot, probably using the indictments as an excuse.

        It will destroy the party, of course, but they seem fairly indifferent to that. And if so, well, no great loss.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        All this is really making me want to reconsider my stance of not voting.

        /s

      • Urthona

        Doubtful. Trump is the establishment candidate. They will likely let him run despite all legal troubles and lose handily to Biden.

    • Brawndo

      I know Vivek is polling behind Haley and DeSantis, but I’m curious how much he would be polling at if Trump doesn’t/can’t run.

      • R.J.

        I think Juris hit the nail on the head above. If Vivek really pushed an abortion ban, that would sink him to single digits.

      • The Last American Hero

        I thought he was at 6 percent or something.

      • Urthona

        He’s already in the single digits as I think most people have picked up on the fact that he’s a Trump guy and not actually running.

    • Urthona

      I think the two just decided themselves, as they are the only two viable primary candidates still in the race who are willing to debate.

  17. PieInTheSky

    Why your poo no wan flush, wetin e mean about your health

    https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cm50kjrxn73o

    Di issue of why e be like our poo-poo sometimes dey come to di surface and some times dey sink enta di bottom of toilet don dey solved. And e fit show wetin be di kain bacteria wey dey live for our belle.

    Your poo-poo dey float or e dey sink, na di question wey dey one kain wey Nagarajan Kannan dey ask pipo but na wetin don lead di director for Mayo Clinic stem cell and cancer laboratory for Minnesota to im side hustle.

    • R.J.

      Thank you for this gift.

    • UnCivilServant

      That is beneath you, Pie.

      • SDF-7

        Are you calling him a heel for bringing us that story?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Tragic that he cannot toe the line when it comes to society’s feelings on fetishes.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Don’t worry, I’ve been recommenting above a lot today. Some days it just ain’t your day.

      • R.J.

        Walk the straight and narrow.

      • Fourscore

        I wanna get to the bottom of this

    • Brawndo

      Sounds like that fetish will be his Achilles heel.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Being so straight laced stinks.

    • pistoffnick

      THAT’S MY (toe) JAM!

  18. Pope Jimbo

    Trump mole in Biden administration causing all sorts of problems with the Post Office.

    In the spring of last year, Rep. Angie Craig, D-2nd District, began to receive complaints about mail deliveries from constituents. She sent out a survey to try to determine the extent of the problem, expecting to receive about 300 responses. She said she received more than 3,000.

    And the calls from constituents kept coming.

    “If you are mad enough to call your congressperson, think of all the people with problems who didn’t,” Craig said.

    To Craig, the problems are DeJoy’s fault.

    “Frankly, he does not seem that concerned about the level of service. He seems more concerned about turning the USPS into a profit center,” Craig said in an interview with MinnPost.

    DeJoy was a wealthy Trump mega-donor who initially raised concern among Democrats with his proposed changes to the USPS, which included cutting mail delivery from six days a week to five. But he’s won the appreciation of the Biden White House with his plan to introduce 66,000 electric vehicles to the USPS fleet by 2028.

    All you have to do to succeed in Joe World is promise to buy some EV’s.

    • PieInTheSky

      Look we need to keep the semiconductor business profitable so more electric is good.

    • prolefeed

      “I promise to buy electric vehicles to curry favor with Biden — starting sometime after the election to replace Biden. Trust me!”

  19. PieInTheSky

    What is “mental deindustrialization”? An atrophying of the capacity to produce new ideas and narratives, which has left Europe totally dependent on American intellectual and cultural imports.

    https://twitter.com/g_shullenberger/status/1745079332492455940

    nonsense all the good stuff comes from Europe

    • SDF-7

      Is it that — or is it over-regulation pushing out innovation (which the US is trying hard to replicate, mind you)?

      • PieInTheSky

        Europe is leading the world in AI regulation. The worlds only needs follow

  20. Rebel Scum

    And enjoy this cold Thursday, dear friends.

    The weather is the good part of my day considering I got a plan review comment letter that is making my blood boil.

  21. Rebel Scum

    Engine maker Cummins to repair 600,000 Ram trucks in $2 billion emissions cheating scandal

    So they are getting the Volkswagen treatment. Fuck the gov’t.

  22. Sean

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    • SDF-7

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      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 01/11:
      25/25 words (+3 bonus words)
      🎯 In the top 9% by accuracy

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  23. tarran

    On the RAM Truck emissions scandal, I am puzzled by the headline about the engine maker repairing the trucks.

    My understanding from reading the article is that the trucks aren’t broken. They don’t appear to need repair. What’s seems to be happening is that the engine maker is being compelled to reduce the power output of the engines.

    Did I read it right?

    • prolefeed

      The engine maker is being compelled to * offer * to reduce the power and fuel economy of vehicles owned by private companies, to “save the environment”.

      I suspect few will accept that offer.

  24. Rebel Scum

    The outrage from team blue here has been noted after the string of contempt cases that were prosecuted when the roles were reversed.

    If leftists didn’t have double standards they would have no standards at all. R’s should just cite that cancerous cunte Raskins. I hate that lying cunte with a passion.

  25. Rebel Scum

    The U.S. issued a warning on Tuesday that the celebration of a self-proclaimed national holiday by Bosnian Serbs violates Bosnia’s constitution.

    “Oh, that’s nice. Now fuck off.” – Bosnians

    • Rebel Scum

      Especially since the US gov’t violates the Constitution that created it on a regular basis.

      So fuck off. – RS

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      There’s not a single thing in a single place that we can keep our damn nose out of is there?

      • The Other Kevin

        No, real slavery and genocide are fine as long as China does it.

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s part of their culture!

  26. Rebel Scum

    Google co-founder Sergey Brin vacationed on Jeffrey Epstein’s “pedophile island” with his ex-wife, according to another round of court documents unsealed Monday.

    Yeah but Trump flew on Epstein’s plane from NYC to Palm Beach and back.

    • Urthona

      And had sex with Epstein’s girls.

  27. PieInTheSky

    I spent the first week of January in the parish of Weston Longville, Norfolk, in the company of the Revd James Woodforde. The year is 1776, or 1784, or 1801. No matter. The year is not important, because each year unfolds just as the last one did. The hearth in Woodforde’s study will still be “smoaking”, despite his endless attempts to have it fixed. The servants will still be “pert and saucy”, the winter cold the worst there has ever been, and the summer drought intolerable. The hospitality will remain excellent: rabbit in onion sauce, boiled mutton, neck of pork with apple sauce, roast beef, apricot dumplings, plum pudding, and tartlets. At Christmas there will be mince pies in the parlour, and hulver (holly) branches at the windows. Port wine, rum, and home-brewed beer flow freely all the year round.

    James Woodforde began his diary on 24 July 1759, the day that he was made a scholar of New College, Oxford. He kept it up until 17 October 1802. He was 19 when he started and 63 when he finally put down his pen. He filled more than 60 volumes with terse observations about his life and the small world around him. You can read selections from these volumes today in various editions, all published under the title The Diary of a Country Parson. Woodforde thought his diary “trifling”. We should be thankful for such trifles today. The Rector of Weston recorded the sights, sounds, tastes, hopes, fears, and irritations of a sunken England.

    https://unherd.com/2024/01/confessions-of-a-country-parson/

    • The Last American Hero

      Pert and saucy – pics or it didn’t happeneth.

  28. Pine_Tree

    I hope Trump says his chosen VP will be Bill Clinton, and that Bill stands up there with him and confirms it. Just for the reactions.

    • dbleagle

      I hope he finds some random albino African American male and offers him a Dollar to be VP. (Adding Jamie Lee Curtis as his wife would be a nice touch.)

  29. Rebel Scum

    California faces $37Billion budget crisis as Gavin Newsom proposes slashing climate change programs, housing and clean energy spending for state

    You also need to do something about that underbrush that keeps causing worse than necessary wildfires.

  30. Pope Jimbo

    Cake for me, Cake is good!

    Local Minnesodan writes op/ed touting the virtues of working from home. It is all about how wfh is revitalizing local neighborhoods. I wonder what he will think when downtown Minneapolis collapses and the city loses the bulk of its tax revenue along with it?

    When I worked Monday-Friday downtown I rarely frequented my neighborhood’s cafes; I rarely interacted with my neighbors. That has changed. I now recognize and engage more with people I live near. With WFH, more people can work near where they live and simplify life a bit.

    Approximately 58% of people in the U.S. cannot work from home at all due to the nature of their jobs — front-line workers and service providers, often with lower pay. Meanwhile, higher-paid professionals can work from home — potentially bringing more disposable income back to the neighborhood shops and cafes.

    If we do spend more time closer to home there can be environmental and health benefits (less automobile pollution, more exercise). Working from home may mean young adults won’t need to leave their hometowns to find a job and build a career in the big city but will be able to work at a profession in their hometowns and support them.

    • PieInTheSky

      But what of people who live in neighborhoods with shitty cafes like Starbucks?

      • Fourscore

        …and maybe get a tax deduction for a home office…

        More auto pollution ’cause you couldn’t shop on your way home…No Friday after work drinks with the new girl hire.

        Lots of future divorces in the WFH crowd

    • Sean

      I don’t want to interact with my neighbors.

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, If I can freely bludgeon the assholes who keep throwing trash and leaving dog shit on my property, that’s an interaction that I’d be invested in.

      • Nephilium

        I’m cordial with two of my neighbors. We’re not friends, but we’ll chat and offer help to each other if there’s something going on. One neighbor (who somehow knew my name) just sold their house, and the other house has had a rotating group of tenants who never acknowledge me.

        I’m alright with this.

    • SDF-7

      “That’s life?” I mean — I have no attachment to cities or downtowns. If people break into smaller communities via WfH — I honeslty don’t give a shit if all the cities dry up and fade away. If there aren’t enough people to support them, they damned well should.

    • Brawndo

      All those perks listed make me think you aren’t actually *working*

      • Homple

        ^^This.

    • R C Dean

      Reads like pimping for 15 minute neighborhoods, or whatever they are calling them.

      Honestly, that 58% who have to go their workplace sounds low to me, but whatever. When downtowns collapse, so will the jobs downtown that a lot of them go to. Presumably those jobs will get backfilled outside the urban core.

  31. Rebel Scum

    This administration hates workers. And apparently hates democracy too.

    When the Brandon regime and its handlers praise “democracy” they really mean fascism. Because they are actual fascists.

    The National Labor Relations Board sided with the union representing baristas at a Starbucks in the Mall of America in Bloomington, blocking some workers’ petition to hold an election to oust the union. The action comes as labor regulators review allegations of unfair labor practices by the Seattle coffee giant.

    Speaking of federal departments that have no constitutional justification for existing…

  32. Pope Jimbo

    Screw you white eyes!

    The gates to a state park in southwestern Minnesota will close for good next month, the last step in a plan to transfer historic land back to the Upper Sioux Community.

    Upper Sioux Agency State Park will no longer welcome guests beginning at 8 a.m. on Feb. 16, when the facility is officially closed to the public. Facilities (including restrooms) will be locked, informational and wayfinding signs removed, and trails no longer maintained.

    Minnesota Department of Natural Resources (DNR) officials say the closure comes after a directive from the 2023 legislature to return the land at the state park to the Upper Sioux Community. The directive is supported by the DNR, Gov. Tim Walz and Lt. Gov. Peggy Flanagan, as it satisfies a long-standing request by the Upper Sioux Community.

    The land where the state park sat has special historic and cultural meaning to the Upper Sioux Community, as it was the site of widespread starvation and death of Dakota people during the summer of 1862. The U.S. Government had promised the tribe food as part of a treaty agreement but failed to do so.

    “We look forward to returning this land to the Upper Sioux Community, as continuing to operate it as a recreational use site is inconsistent with its unique and profound history,” said DNR Commissioner Sarah Strommen in a released statement. “We will continue to collaborate with the public and partners to expand and improve outdoor recreation options in the area.”

    Not mentioned is that after that summer of 1862, the Sioux went on a rampage and killed over 500 settlers.

    • The Last American Hero

      Um, they were deterring colonizers from their land.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well shit like that is why we can’t have nice state flags.

  33. The Other Kevin

    We had a woman from Manchester attend our last two practices. One of our teammates was razzing her about which team she liked. And we had a nice discussion about Manchester bands.

    • juris imprudent

      The wife and I met a fellow from Manchester and I asked him “red or blue”. The wife was puzzled but he was delighted.

  34. Rebel Scum

    What an absolute shitshow.

    Los Angeles Agony.

  35. PieInTheSky

    A tradesman who sexually assaulted a six-year-old girl while carrying out work at her family’s home has been jailed.

    Ako Hussain Pur, 32, had been hired to carry out building work at the home in Sheffield, prosecutors said.

    On Friday, at Sheffield Crown Court, Pur, of no fixed address, was sentenced to seven years in prison.

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67938910

    7 years seems a bit low

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      When the moral compass for your worldview married a seven year old this isn’t surprising.

  36. PieInTheSky

    Google tells me in 2023 I walked 3405 kilometers and drove 3,890.

    I did not drive that much in my car so I assume it involves times when I was not driving.

    • cyto

      Trains and busses and cabs probably count, as does running or biking faster than 30 mph

    • The Last American Hero

      Do you live in a 15 minute city?

    • R C Dean

      This is why I have no, zip, zero, nada, Google apps of any kind on my electronics, except for Google Earth on my desktop.

      • Sean

        Eh, I have Waze on my phone.

      • Mojeaux

        Google calendar and maps for me (phone). I live and die by my calendar, and I couldn’t find a better one that wasn’t google.

      • R C Dean

        This is also a big reason why I am in the Apple ecosystem. It’s the only way to keep Google garbage off your devices. Apple certainly has its flaws, but Google is the debbil.

      • Mojeaux

        I cannot stand the Apple ecosystem and I don’t fine them any less evil than Google. I want at least a semblance of power over my devices and what I can do under the hood. Apple’s a status symbol and locks you out of the back end.

    • pistoffnick

      WHY DOES GOOGLE KNOW THIS MUCH ABOUT YOU?

  37. Rebel Scum

    There is so much wrong with this letter that I don’t even know where to start.

    Minnesota’s Attorney General Keith Ellison just called for a COMPLETE BAN on 5.56mm ammunition sales to civilians.

    The letter says this will be done by forcing future government contracts with the Lake City ammunition plant to include a provision specifying that any ammunition they manufacture can NOT be sold to civilians.

    • pistoffnick

      That prick is bad for Minnisnowda

    • Fourscore

      Isn’t there some way to reload from home, like with the right equipment, reloading dies, primers, powder? Asking for a friend.

      Point 223 or something?

    • R C Dean

      Well, that’s easily avoided by Lake City/Remington. Don’t contract with the state of Minnesota. The federal contract they care about is beyond Minnesota’s reach. I can’t imagine the Minnesota government sales are bigger than their total civilian sales.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Not to quibble, but Brother Keith’s signature isn’t on that letter.

      I think Minnesoda is enough of a gun nut state that a stance like that is far more likely to cost him his office than anything else he has done.

      • R C Dean

        And if you want to know how complete the Team Blue takeover of AZ is, our AG signed the letter. And just wait until all the illegals vote in November.

        The letter at least goes after the federal contract that matters. I wonder what SCOTUS would say if refusing to sell commonly used ammo and firearms to American citizens is a condition of selling to the government.

      • UnCivilServant

        If that’s the condition, couldn’t you just incorporate a separate company who buys wholesale from your manufacturer and sells to the government?

      • R C Dean

        That would be an excellent way to get a tour of some our finest correctional facilities. The feds may be stupid, but they’re not that stupid.

      • UnCivilServant

        Citation needed.

        It’s exactly the sort of workaround they seem to delight in.

      • R C Dean

        The regs I am familiar with, including federal contracting regs, are quite clear that you can’t do something through a subsidiary that you are prohibited from doing directly. They generally include not only wholly-owned subsidiaries, but controlled affiliates (with a rather broad definition of “control”).

      • UnCivilServant

        It falls under “What TEAM are you associated with” as to whether it’s legal.

    • R C Dean

      Note also that the letter uses 5.56 and ARs as examples, but actually calls for a ban on selling anything sold to the military to civilians. That would include handguns and handgun ammo, as well. Not to mention misc. other calibers in use by the military, including .308.

  38. Sensei

    I’ve not seen this mentioned here.

    U.K. Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has proposed a new law that would exonerate victims of the Post Office scandal, in which hundreds of employees were wrongfully accused after faulty software showed discrepancies in the company’s finances. The new legislation has not yet been published and voting timelines are unclear, but Sunak says former Post Office workers who were part of the group litigation in 2019 would be eligible for an upfront payment of £75,000 ($95,000).

    “This is one of the greatest miscarriages of justice in our nation’s history. People who worked hard to serve their communities had their lives and their reputations destroyed through absolutely no fault of their own. The victims must get justice and compensation,” said Sunak.

    https://time.com/6552764/uk-post-office-scandal-police-investigate-potential-fraud/

    Naturally, the woman who oversaw a good portion of this got a huge wad of cash and was recently recognized as Commander of the British Empire.

    • R.J.

      Heh. If he had boasted on X he would have gotten more kudos than trolls. And possibly a community note indicating it was not a world record.

    • ron73440

      I don’t know about drinking 81, but about 10 years ago, we had a one-day Sam’s Club card, and I bought 2 36 packs of Guiness cans at a really good price.

      I was planning on not buying beer for a little bit.

      Man, I drank all those jokers in 2 weekends.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        I can’t imagine doing that. After 3 or 4 Guinness, I feel like I’m about to pop.

      • R C Dean

        The thing is, Guinness is not really a heavy beer. Maybe not quite a session beer, but not that far off.

      • Nephilium

        Draft and can is 3.2%, which falls under the common US definition of session beer (and most other ones as well).

  39. Sensei

    Her success insulates her from the slur used for mixed-race people in Japan—“hafu,” derived from the English “half.” The more sensitive among the Japanese prefer the word “daburu”—or double—as an alternative (and affirmative) racial label.

    I won’t use “hafu”, but I don’t believe it’s reached the level of a slur – it’s still widely used as a short hand way to say someone is of mixed race. I’ve never heard “daburu” used either in the news or by my friends.

    ‘Naomi Osaka’ Review: Rallying to Defeat Off-Court Demons
    https://www.wsj.com/arts-culture/books/naomi-osaka-review-rallying-to-defeat-off-court-demons-e4321383?st=58zeny543te240m&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Drake

      Is ‘mulatto’ a slur? I haven’t kept up with the word police.

      • UnCivilServant

        Depends – how drunk are you when you try to say it?

      • Nephilium

        I have been told it is.

      • UnCivilServant

        By whom?

        I’ve been told a lot of inoccuous things are somehow offensive. I stopped taking other peoples’ words for such things.

      • Nephilium

        By a mixed race person. Since it is a subgroup they are a member of, I’ll take them at their word.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I was going to ask about ‘hapa’ in Hawaiian, but looks like that is problematic now too.

        Some see the use of the term to refer to mixed Asian people without any connections to Hawaii as a misappropriation of Hawaiian culture, but there are kamaʻāina and Kānaka Maoli who see it as hypocritical to protest anyone using what was originally taken from another culture to begin with.

        Still others take a stronger stand in discouraging its usage and misuse as they consider the term to be vulgar and racist.

        However, the term, unlike other words referring to mixed-race people, has never been a derogatory term when it is used in its original Hawaiian context, although there is some debate about appropriate usage outside this context. As Wei Ming Dariotis states, “‘Hapa’ was chosen because it was the only word we could find that did not really cause us pain. It is not any of the Asian words for mixed Asian people that contain negative connotations either literally (e.g. ‘children of the dust,’  ‘mixed animal’) or by association (Eurasian).”

        After our first visit to Hawaii, I started calling the Altar Boys “hapa-heathens”. They thought it was pretty funny.

      • Sensei

        Legit LOL.

      • Mojeaux

        Where’s haole?

      • pistoffnick

        In Aleppo?

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      I’m not sure what the fascination is with girl athletes with mental problems. It’s not even a little bit interesting to me and really leaves a negative impression of that girl in my mind. Like all your competitors don’t have to grit through their difficulties and deal with self-doubt? The difference is they don’t run to the press every time they have a sad.

      • Q Continuum

        Many stunning, such brave.

    • R C Dean

      And “daburu” is affirmative, according to who?

      • Pope Jimbo

        We know some other mixed race couples who think they are so cool because they refer to their kids as “dualies” meaning they have more than one culture.

        Their kids seem OK, although the parents can be a bit tedious to talk to.

      • UnCivilServant

        Their math is wrong.

        I hope the kids put them in the worst, most neglectful nursing home not run by the NHS or Canadians.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s sad for the simps who give those fine ladies tens of thousands of dollars-their money and their choice but still sad. They’d be so much better just going to Pornhub and spanking it into a sock.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        Sad is the right word. It’s one thing to gratify one’s self to images and videos and the like, but there’s something particularly depressing about paying for some superficially personal attention from a WFH hooker.

      • Q Continuum

        “WFH hooker”

        LOL!!!! Consider that stolen.

  40. Rebel Scum

    I hope this is not the future of automobiles.

    Honda is launching a new series of EVs called the “0 Series” with two concepts: a van-like vehicle called the Space-Hub and a sleeker but still funky family car called the Saloon. “Saloon” may be European for sedan but instead of a traditional three-box car, Honda’s Saloon is a big, wedge-shaped thing. Debuting at the 2024 Consumer Electronics Show, don’t think it’s just another one of those concepts that’ll never see a real street because Honda has confirmed that the Saloon will become a production model in North America in 2026.

    • cyto

      The electric VW microbus looked really cool. Perfect mom car for around town.

      • UnCivilServant

        If I buy a VW bus, I want something lightweight, not three tons of hazardous waste.

      • Sensei

        You won’t be taking it on many long camping trips.

        It’s got the aerodynamics of a brick with VWs inefficient (compared to others) EV drivetrain.

      • Suthenboy

        Except, you know….its electric.

      • Fourscore

        Good to see you back from your vacation

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Sayonara, fatso

    Christie wasn’t kind in his assessment of his opponents.

    “Anyone who is unwilling to say (Trump) is unfit to be president of the United States,” Christie said, “is unfit themselves to be president of the United States.”

    Christie’s departure comes on the heels of a new batch of disappointing poll numbers, especially in New Hampshire, where he hoped a less conservative electorate would coalesce around his sharp opposition to Trump, whom he described as “devoid of character.”

    But, as he told supporters in New Hampshire, the initial plan had not come together.

    “It is clear to me tonight that there isn’t a path for me to win the nomination, which is why I’m suspending my campaign tonight for President of the United States,” he said at the Windham town hall, just 13 days before the first-in-the-nation primary. He called it the “right thing for me to do” and promised that he would never “enable Donald Trump to become, to ever be president of the United States again.”

    Fuck off, you pompous blowhard.

    • Q Continuum

      He knows a thing or two about being unfit.*

      *I feel comfortable taking cheap shots at his weight because he’s such an asshole

      • R.J.

        Yesterday’s pun chain on him was the stuff of legend.

    • Rebel Scum

      Chris Christy is a fat man with a fat chance in the election, folks. His initials are CC but I call him Double-D Christy. Them bags are big, believe me.

      Crisco Christy they call him. He eats the stuff with a spoon.

      he would never “enable Donald Trump to become, to ever be president of the United States again.”

      Is that a threat?

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s the perfect nexus of politics, social justice insanity, and money.

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Record low temperatures are coming. Shut down all the power stations.

    • R.J.

      I got extra propane to make BBQ and stay warm in case we have a Snowpocalypse 2024. Texas winterized a fair amount since last time, but declined to reopen shuttered coal power plants. Clearly death awaits in the cold.

      • Rebel Scum

        I’m sure the windmills will suffice.

      • R.J.

        All praise the magic windmills!

    • cyto

      They are using her as a dnc get out the vote weapon, with her millions of followers. Someone found out and now they are discrediting those folks as kooks and conspiracy theorists.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      She’s just modern day Madonna or Janet Jackson with a penchant for vanilla music and a talent for self-promotion.

    • juris imprudent

      Now if she was a Nazi lesbian, that might be newsworthy.

      • rhywun

        She would be a lot more interesting, that’s for sure.

    • Mojeaux

      Look, the girl is not stupid. She’s bigger than Madonna and Janet and Beyonce and possibly Michael Jackson. She didn’t get there by accident and she didn’t let music execs continue to exploit her once she got a little cash under her belt and she does actually write most of her own music*, and others’.

      I wish I could parlay my art into a fortune.

      This whole gay and Nazi thing is just pure emerald green envy.

      *I know one song.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        One example of her cunning is the Travis Kelce thing. Notice how it became such a big thing after she just happened to be seen in the suite one game. Almost immediately, there were ads and promos with her music and wouldn’t you know, she just happened to have a movie coming out a couple weeks later. Shock of shocks!

        Either she is very shrewd or she has hooked up with somebody very shrewd, because her business decisions are on point and her marketing is very nuanced.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes. I still think that’s a PR stunt, possibly one partnered by the NFL. Girls who didn’t know what a first down was now know what a flea flicker is.

      • grrizzly

        Wow. I knew Madonna’s and Michael Jackson’s music while living in the Soviet Union. I still haven’t heard a single song by Taylor Swift. Though, I know who her boyfriend is.

      • Mojeaux

        That’s a function of age and disinterest and living with teenage/early 20s nostalgia. I guarantee there are a lot of people in Russia know who Taylor Swift is and can sing all her songs without backing tracks.

        I was talking about this with somebody and we were determined to always keep up with new music so we wouldn’t be like our parents. You can guess what happened. We’re still living on our Madonna and Janet nostalgia and spitting, “Kids these days!”

    • Suthenboy

      The only thing smaller than my knowledge of who this girl is is my concern.

  43. Sensei

    Panic, panic, panic! We can’t let the plebs know what’s really happening.

    In a world increasingly fraught with risks, leading near-term concerns are shifting to the dangers of technology and related problems like the spread of disinformation, and away from economic worries, according to an annual survey of policymakers, industry leaders and experts on risk conducted by the World Economic Forum.

    The survey of more than 1,400 experts and leaders, released on Wednesday ahead of the WEF annual meeting in Davos, Switzerland, next week, points to a moderately risky global environment through 2026 that deteriorates significantly over the coming decade.

    Half of the 10 top global risks foreseen through 2034—including the top four—are related to climate change and environmental degradation.

    https://www.wsj.com/world/misinformation-seen-as-top-global-risk-in-year-of-pivotal-elections-4a247074?st=3u0pgfwah9thvai&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • The Last American Hero

      Sounds like things will generally be A-OK if “misinformation”, climate/environment crack are in the top 10.

    • juris imprudent

      policymakers, industry leaders and experts

      ♫ Three blind mice,
      three blind mice… ♪♫

  44. Rebel Scum

    I thought Poland was becoming more based. I guess I missed something.

    Former Polish Home Affairs Minister Mariusz Kamiński and deputy Maciej Wąsik were arrested by police on Tuesday, apparently part of a push to tie up loose ends by the newly installed globalist-centrist Donald Tusk government. The pair were taken by officers at the Presidential Palace after President Andrej Duda himself had left the building to attend a meeting.

    Duda has expressed his outrage at the “brutal” arrest of politicians at the official building, saying “I won’t rest until Minister Mariusz Kamiński and his colleagues are free people again, as they should be, until they are released from prison”. The President says the arrests were illegal.

    Globalist fascism persists.

    • UnCivilServant

      “Donald Tusk” is no name for a Polish politician. He’s clearly ineligable and should be shot.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Well he is getting long in the tooth.

    • Raven Nation

      I’m a little surprised the Poles elected him. They went from a government that was somewhat Euro-skeptical to one led by a guy who had a history of hating national sovereignty.

      • UnCivilServant

        I doubt the validity of any election these days.

      • Rebel Scum

        ^

      • rhywun

        Isn’t that guy like WEF tool from Central Casting?

        Yeah, I’m not buying that election at all.

      • Raven Nation

        He was president of the EU during Brexit and was, umm, not supportive.

        He’s got a variable moral compass as well.

  45. Rebel Scum

    They hate you and want you dead.

    Matthews added, “I think voters have to take their hand in this election and don’t wait for the government to do it. You know this election is going to be close, it’s going to be very close in places like Pennsylvania. and you’ll have rural people out there voting their craziness about the cult. So you better be there to match them. and you’ve got to be there to vote against that. I’m telling you, this is really important that you vote for your rights.”

    Maybe it’s time to cut the cities off.

    • kinnath

      Build walls around all the fucking cities.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I hope that we install surveillance cameras first.

        I really, really want to see the hipsters trying to figure out how cannibalism works. They are so far removed from reality, that I’m not sure they would even know what parts of long pig were the best parts.

      • rhywun

        Some of us are salvageable.

      • R C Dean

        Eggs, omelets, you know the drill.

      • kinnath

        Show your Glib ID at the gate and give the secret handshake. We will let you pass.

    • Drake

      That is some hard core stupid.

      • The Other Kevin

        They are victims of their own brainwashing. I see it as mental illness. People are seeing tangible harm from high prices and illegals taking over their communities. But they are supposed to ignore the pain and keep sacrificing because the spirit of Hitler is in Donald Trump and he’s going to end democracy.

    • Fourscore

      /Checks Lake City inventory…

    • R C Dean

      “this is really important that you vote for your rights”

      Apparently, this consists mostly of the right to tell those knuckle-dragging hicks to get in line, or get in the cattle cars.

      • rhywun

        As predicted it’s going to be abortion abortion abortion.

        And racist lies.

        Voters have to get out there and say, dammit, if I’m a young person, a black person, if I’m out on the streets and I don’t trust the cops, I have to vote that way.

        CWAPOS

  46. The Late P Brooks

    I’m telling you, this is really important that you vote for your rights.

    What would those “rights” be? Be specific.

  47. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Speaking to a soft-spoken, marble-mouthed person with a poor quality phone is TORTURE.

  48. Rebel Scum

    C’mon, man. We are saving – uh – you know the thing.

    Fani Willis’s lead prosecutor invoiced the Biden White House for prosecuting Donald Trump, LOL!

    Peak clown world corruption.

    The answer to you final question is “yes.”

    On November 18, 2022, Joe Biden’s White House held an 8-hour meeting with Nathan Wade, Fani Willis’s lead prosecutor investigating Donald Trump.

    On the very same day, Joe Biden’s Attorney General appointed Jack Smith as the Special Counsel investigating Donald Trump.

    Why did Fani Willis’s lead prosecutor bill taxpayers $2,000 to talk to Joe Biden’s White House about prosecuting Biden’s leading political opponent?

    Why did Biden’s DOJ appoint Jack Smith on the very same day that they met with Fani Willis’s lead prosecutor?

    Is the Biden White House coordinating the prosecution of Donald Trump?

    • The Other Kevin

      It’s clear, it’s right out in the open, but the DOJ isn’t going to do anything about any of this.

      • ron73440

        “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?”

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “Is the Biden White House coordinating the prosecution of Donald Trump?”

      Is the Pope Catholic? OK, maybe that’s not such a good one. Does the water ripple when a duck farts?

    • The Other Kevin

      EV’s just aren’t working out as advertised. Which would normally be fine, they would make improvements and the next generation would be better. Unfortunately we have a market distorted by subsidies and mandates.

    • Nephilium

      For a business trip, I would consider it (IIF the hotel had a compatible charger), although I wonder about returning it not fully charged. Do they rape you for the charge like they do if the tanks not full?

      For vacations, the girlfriend and I either drive, or use cabs/rideshare/walk.

  49. The Late P Brooks

    Why doesn’t somebody do something?

    After a long journey by bus from Texas, the commuter train ride into Chicago is probably the shortest trip for arriving migrants.

    With temperatures plunging, so are their fortunes as they arrive only wearing t-shirts and blankets in a city struggling to keep up.

    Nearly 15,000 migrants are in Chicago shelters, according to data from the city’s Office of Emergency Management and Communications, while another 550 are currently waiting for beds.

    With no place to go, some are sleeping in tents, city buses and even at Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport.

    Give them all a smartphone and a government credit card.

    • Rebel Scum

      Force Chicagoans to house them. There must be some tax cattle that have extra rooms.

      • Suthenboy

        Germany is way ahead of you.

      • R C Dean

        Musk warned of exactly that when NY took a school for migrant housing.

    • Suthenboy

      Good. I hope they freeze. I have zero respect or sympathy for anyone involved in this invasion. That includes the criminals enabling it and the invaders themselves.
      I dont want to hear any crap about ‘seeking a better life’ or ‘escaping oppression. Fuck all of that.

      • Rebel Scum

        Word.

      • R C Dean

        Preach it, brother. The US does not exist for the benefit of billions of South American, African and (as soon as they figure out the scam) Asian peasants. The US exists for the benefit of US citizens, period, full stop.

    • The Other Kevin

      Suck it up Chicago, you’ll just have to suffer so the Dems can turn these people into voters and they can hold on to power forever. And when that finally happens, your vote won’t count and nobody will give a shit about you.

    • rhywun

      In NYC they’re living out of cars that seemingly appeared out of nowhere after getting kicked out of Hotel Come ‘n’ Get It.

  50. The Late P Brooks

    Now if she was a Nazi lesbian, that might be newsworthy.

    In micro-lederhosen and thigh high boots?

    • rhywun

      That story just gets better and better.

      I can’t wait for a Saturday morning (((perspective))) if it comes.

      • Sensei

        I know, right?

  51. The Late P Brooks

    Rental firm Hertz Global Holdings (HTZ.O) said on Thursday it would sell about 20,000 electric vehicles from its U.S. fleet due to higher expenses related to collision and damage, and will opt for gas-powered vehicles.

    ——-

    “Expenses related to collision and damage, primarily associated with EVs, remained high in the quarter…,” Hertz said in a regulatory filing on Thursday.

    Any fender bender is a total, due to potential hidden battery pack damage.

    • The Other Kevin

      No thanks.

    • Drake

      If you rent an electric car, do you have to return it charged? I’m wondering how that works rather than stopping at a gas station on the way to the airport.

    • Gender Traitor

      For the love of all that is holy, DON’T buy a car from Hertz! They’ll lose the record of the sale and report the vehicle stolen!

  52. Rebel Scum

    But he said he wants to be a dictator and go after his political opponents!

    Baier asked Trump about the time the former president plans to spend on “retribution and looking backwards” during a second term.

    “How much of the second term of a Donald Trump presidency … would be about retribution and looking backwards and grievances and how much would be looking forward?” Baier asked.

    “Well, first of all, a lot of people would say that’s not so bad,” Trump responded. “Look, what they did: Russia, Russia, Russia hoax; the FBI/Twitter hoax; the 51 intelligence agents hoax – all of these different hoaxes that they did. You know, a lot of people would say that’s probably quite normal.”

    “I’m not going to have time for retribution,” Trump continued. “We’re going to make this country so successful again, I’m not going to have time for retribution. And remember this: our ultimate retribution is success.”

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      “I’m not going to have time for retribution,” Trump continued

      And with that goes the one measly reason to vote for the guy. Trump 2024 – The Revenge Tour is the only point of him running.

      • Mojeaux

        Whatever stops him from running is actually a net loss, but am I wrong for hoping he can’t run?

      • The Other Kevin

        I think the country would be much better off if both Trump and Biden passed peacefully in their sleep before the election.

      • trshmnstr the terrible

        In the short term, yes. However, Trump and Biden are scapegoats for serious cultural tensions that won’t resolve themselves just because two people disappear. It’s just kicks the inevitable conflict down the road.

      • juris imprudent

        It certainly won’t change how people vote for Congress and the Senate. As trashy says – this isn’t going to be resolved so easily.

      • Nephilium

        Can they both die in the same bed for ultimate entertainment?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The man’s incapable of learning from his mistakes. This is a good indicator that he’ll try to accommodate and win over those assholes if elected.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. The agencies will just cook up another pandemic, and the Germaphobe-in-Chief will fall right in line with the public health Nazis again.

    • R C Dean

      WDATPDIM is, unfortunately, a proven strategy.

    • Suthenboy

      Shorter Baier: “You aren’t going to hit us back, are you?”

  53. The Late P Brooks

    Either she is very shrewd or she has hooked up with somebody very shrewd, because her business decisions are on point and her marketing is very nuanced.

    I am happily willing to give her credit for creating herself as a business empire all on her own.

    Who would you rather have your daughter idolize, Taylor Swift or Elizabeth Holmes?

    • juris imprudent

      And there is the problem right there – idolization. Fuck all idols, but the human ones most of all.

      • Mojeaux

        The need for humans and idolization goes back millennia. See: golden calf, King David. The Israelites were warned not to have a king, but nothing could overcome their need for a figurehead to follow.

        MOST people want someone to follow. They want boundaries and they can’t have too many choices.

      • juris imprudent

        You needn’t remind me of why I don’t like most of humanity.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Hilary Clinton and Michelle Obama.

      • R C Dean

        Well, marrying a sleazy grifter is one strategy, I suppose.

  54. The Late P Brooks

    If you rent an electric car, do you have to return it charged?

    Excellent question.

  55. juris imprudent

    Teixiera is living the full Fukuyama-level-hubris experience.

    This potential problem has been thrown into relief by recent poll findings that the show the youth vote lagging considerably for Democrats when Biden is matched against Trump in 2024 trial heats. Some polls even show Biden polling behind Trump among voters under 30 (a group dominated by members of Gen Z). But on average Biden is still polling ahead of Trump among these voters—the problem is that the margin in his favor is much less than it was in 2020.

    • Suthenboy

      “Hillary has a 97% chance of winning against Trump tomorrow”

      They have fucked themselves and us so badly. It is sinking in that in a fair, straight up race Trump is gonna mop the floor with their asses.

      • UnCivilServant

        in a fair, straight up race

        🤣

      • Sean

        Which is why it’s going to be anything but a fair race.

      • Urthona

        Dude got clobbered by an invalid. Will next time as well.

      • R C Dean

        Well, we’ll just have to agree to disagree. I believe that if the 2020 election had been run according to valid laws and only legal ballots were counted (once each), Trump would have won.

    • rhywun

      Some polls even show Biden polling behind Trump among voters under 30 (a group dominated by members of Gen Z).

      That’s because Biden is not leftist enough for them, believe it or not.

      Recent events in Israel have made that crystal clear.

      • Urthona

        And that’s why the polls aren’t meaningful at this point. They’ll all come home to Biden when there’s no other choice to mad at him.

      • juris imprudent

        Biden is not leftist enough

        And Trump is??? The point he’s making is that the cohort isn’t as lefty as the activists and pundits want it to be.

      • R C Dean

        Eh, the fear is probably that they won’t turn out. They likely will, just to vote for abortions.

  56. Sensei

    Your tax dollars at work.

    UNDERCOVER FBI AGENTS HELPED AUTISTIC TEEN PLAN TRIP TO JOIN ISIS
    https://theintercept.com/2024/01/10/fbi-sting-isis-autistic-teen/

    Two years of work and one autistic teen.

    At the time of the arrest, a relative later said in court, Mashkoor was reading “Diary of a Wimpy Kid,” a book written for elementary school children.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Arrested just after his 18th birthday. As someone whose son is also a high functioning autistic this whole story just infuriates me.
      FTA

      they were sending undercover agents to befriend him online starting when he was 16 years old,” said Joshua Herman, a defense attorney representing Mashkoor. “Almost all of the conduct he is alleged to have committed took place when he was a juvenile.”

      • UnCivilServant

        The agents who participated should serve his prison time.

      • The Gunslinger

        The agents who participated should be hung upside down by their big toes and beaten like a pinata by the boy’s family.

  57. The Late P Brooks

    And remember this: our ultimate retribution is success.

    I like the sound of that.

    Unfortunately, every success will be characterized by the “expert class” and their media steno pool as another tragic undermining of the foundation of democracy.

  58. The Late P Brooks

    And there is the problem right there – idolization. Fuck all idols, but the human ones most of all.

    If not idolize, then emulate.

    • R C Dean

      “So, the key to success is to go from one spectacularly failed relationship to another, and make sure everyone knows about it? I can do that.”

  59. The Late P Brooks

    “So, the key to success is to go from one spectacularly failed relationship to another, and make sure everyone knows about it? I can do that.”

    As long as people will willingly pay to hear you whine about it, sure.

  60. Stinky Wizzleteats

    Alright, given Trump’s no retribution stuff above I’m calling it: His VP pick will be Nikki Haley and I hope I’m wrong, and I very well may be, but that ain’t good.

    • juris imprudent

      You could’ve kept all of that to yourself you know.

  61. The Late P Brooks

    When I checked the weather earlier, there was a big blizzard warning notice. It is currently sunny and calm. Here’s hoping the weatherbot was wrong, and I’m not just being lulled into a false sense of security.

  62. The Late P Brooks

    I hate everyone in the story.

    Why bother?