Tuesday Morning Links

by | Jan 16, 2024 | Daily Links | 333 comments

I was shocked.

Tampa Bay thumped the Eagles. And that was after Buffalo killed Pittsburgh. The NFL sucked the life out of MLK day, that’s for sure.  Maybe the games this week will be competitive. We only got one decent game all weekend.  Jose Mourinho is out at Roma after a dismal start to the season. I got nothing else. Didn’t even see any tennis news worth talking about.  So moving on…

This isn’t a serious war. It never has been. But they’re not even pretending anymore.

OK or not?

“Industry markets its product. They must be stopped.” Sadly this is not about the plethora of Pharma ads that come at every commercial break for every show on every network.

Vivek is out. I assume he’s angling for the VP nod now.

Such classy people. I’m sure this will get them to see what you perceive as the error of their ways. Scumbags.

This is definitely not what the world needs right now. But I’m sure the war hawks are beating their dicks raw thinking about it.

Nothing to see here (literally).

“Oops. My bad.” Fucking scumbags. And I bet nothing will happen to him at all.

Killdozer cosplay sucks. He didn’t even paint it yellow!

“Don’t start the manipulation the other way just yet.” There’s not even a pretext of legitimacy in how our currency works anymore.

Getting back to my roots. Such a dark, fun song. And here’s one that gets less airplay than it should. Which is a shame. Anyway, enjoy them both.

And enjoy this bitter cold day, dear friends!

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333 Comments

  1. Tres Cool

    Had skyline yesterday, Slopp

    whaddup doh’

    • Not Adahn

      Yeah, when I went to Cinci I tried it. Completely unimpressed.

      • sloopyinca

        It’s not for everybody.

        Also, you’re wrong.

      • Not Adahn

        Spaghetti red or chili mac can be awesome. What I was served was not that.

        What I *really* don’t understand is people that get it to go. Pasta that’s been overcooking in a styrofoam container for however long it takes you to get home? People that are willing to voluntarily eat that pretty conclusively have no taste.

      • robc

        Cheese* coney is the only acceptable way to eat skyline.

        I don’t know why people keep doing it wrong by ordering the pasta.

        *The spicy cheese coney when available.

    • Tres Cool

      errr…..Sloop

      • AlexinCT

        Thought you were calling him a name there brah…

      • RBS

        No, you had it right.

    • sloopyinca

      Man, I’d sure love a five way and a couple of coneys right now.

      • Ownbestenemy

        While I won’t be doing their spaghetti dishes…I have heard the chili is fantastic on a hot dog. That I might be willing to try.

      • Tres Cool

        Yes. Im a purist, so I only get the cheese coneys.
        Their hot sauce is good stuff to.
        Chili spaghetti isnt my thing.

      • robc

        See my comment above, cheese coney is the proper way to eat skyline. I think the spaghetti is on the menu as a joke or something.

      • Evan from Evansville

        These euphemisms are getting more culinary, adding many players. Very cheesy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Nope..never..will not do it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Gross.

    • Bobarian LMD

      It is slop-p-p-p-p-p. Pasta in “chili” is an abomination.

      The proper name is goulash.

  2. AlexinCT

    LeBron? He is nothing but a prima donna…

    • sloopyinca

      I bet he’s read only the first page of more books than you ever will!

      • AlexinCT

        UNFAIR!

        I never stopped at just the first page of anything!

        Well, anything other than the book I am writing named “Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and all the other genders are from Uranus”. Then again, it only has one page….

      • juris imprudent

        That sounds like a Bro’ challenge.

      • RBS

        I’m finally on page two of The Silmarillion. The boys’ rabbit ate the first page. But still. Progress.

      • R.J.

        Woof. You enjoy. I couldn’t get into it, the narrative style reminded me of all the “begats” in the Bible.

      • DEG

        I’ve read The Silmarillion several times. I liked it, though not Tolkien’s best.

        I was working my way through the History of Middle Earth series. I finished the fourth book and decided to take a break. I will get back to it.

      • The Last American Hero

        I strongly recommend the Tolkein Professor original lectures to accompany your read through. He does a good job of pointing out the important bits. He has many other much longer lectures that would take years to get through, but for first time readers the original flavor is a huge help.

  3. AlexinCT

    This isn’t a serious war. It never has been. But they’re not even pretending anymore.

    This war was about trying to salvage the place the corrupt global cabal taking us into the rest were laundering the tax payer money they stole and wanted to route into either their own pockets or into their campaign coffers. We paid for them to try to keep robbing us blind.

    • SDF-7

      Don’t forget those mysterious bio labs we just happened to have in Ukraine for no good reason. I’m assuming they’ve moved by now in case Russia wins, but paying off a country so you can run all your little black ops in them seems like part of the original plan.

    • juris imprudent

      Appealing to his natural allies – the corrupt oligarchs of the West.

  4. Not Adahn

    A Bobcat isn’t a tractor!

    • PieInTheSky

      it is in fact a lynx

    • pistoffnick

      Who among us HASN’T want to go “killdozer” in a shopping mall parking lot?

      • AlexinCT

        The last time I went to a mall was in 2014…

      • robc

        Restraining order?

      • AlexinCT

        Nothing worth doing there…

      • Not Adahn

        They stay the same age.

      • Bobarian LMD

        *rimshot*

  5. AlexinCT

    Such classy people. I’m sure this will get them to see what you perceive as the error of their ways. Scumbags.

    I am baffled at how so many people that never paid close attention thought DEI was a good thing (or at least not a bad thing) and now that we see it in action, are surprised its adherents are hubristic evil fucks that feel the bad guys are those that are successful and that they should be punished to make life’s losers feel less stupid/loserish. And it doesn’t matter how barbaric and evil the losers are, these DIE fucks will cheer for them. That’s how you get people justifying camps and violence. The parallel with the Maoist cultural revolution is not accidental…

    • juris imprudent

      I was reading a Marxist argument (The Bureaucratization of the World, 1939) and the author went on about the privileges of the bourgeoisie. Yep, that is your heritage DEI people – pure Marxist cant. I would bet more than half of them don’t even know that, or would understand why that might poison the well.

      • RBS

        Why would they read when they can just get their opinions for 17 year olds on social media?

  6. Rat on a train

    It won’t be easy to enjoy the bitter cold day. Schools are closed so the house is full.

    • AlexinCT

      Send them to the mines…

      • juris imprudent

        “You see, my dear children, this is what happens to orphans.”

  7. AlexinCT

    “Oops. My bad.” Fucking scumbags. And I bet nothing will happen to him at all.

    He did it to save OUR DEMOCRACY!

    And by “our” they mean their new order aligned with the global reset, and fuck the republic and those they label enemies for not bending the knee…

    • SDF-7

      Yeah, barring the DC court system getting the Aegean Stables treatment (which would have to include the jury pools, which isn’t happening) — “And nothing else happened” is the safe bet here.

      • juris imprudent

        Sea horses? [giggle] Augean.

      • SDF-7

        That’d be hippopotami, wouldn’t it? 😉

        (And… well, fuck. Sorry I don’t get my ancient Greek myths right first thing in the morning. Sigh.)

      • juris imprudent

        No worries, I got a playful pedantry and a pun, all in one comment.

    • Ownbestenemy

      And they wonder why we think about the Roman Empire all the time. Modern day Praetorian Guard in action.

      • juris imprudent

        Corruption in The Senate was plentiful during the Republic.

      • Drake

        On several occasions, when Roman Generals were raised to Emporer with the backing of the Legions, the Praetorians were dismissed or liquidated because of their corruption.

    • Drake

      I won’t be voting for any candidate who has not committed to a complete pardon of all non-police J6 suspects and convicts.

  8. SDF-7

    This isn’t a serious war. It never has been. But they’re not even pretending anymore.

    I thought that was going to be about the Iowa caucuses. 😉 (Not that I want a Trump v. Biden rematch… but 30 points is pretty definitive. Ah well.)

    Morning, Sloopy. Morning, all!

    • sloopyinca

      It’s hard to take caucases seriously when they’re more easily manipulated than closed primaries.

      • sloopyinca

        I’d love to see Iowa and New Hampshire moved back. In fact, I’d prefer to see all primaries/caucuses held on the same day. It probably would have resulted in some different outcomes over the years.

      • SDF-7

        If we’re just throwing out wishes — I’d rather see the party selection processes decoupled from state wide election processes. Let the parties pick them how they wish — smoke filled rooms, online polls, “The Biggest Donor Check Wins!”… don’t care. Just figure out who you’re endorsing and fill out the paperwork for the real election.

        Primaries let states / localities sneak in way too much crap that only appeals to the rabid subset of voters who show up for primaries.

      • robc

        THIS.

        Why the fuck is the state paying for private organizations?

      • juris imprudent

        Because they are organs of the state?

      • rhywun

        Primaries let states / localities sneak in way too much crap that only appeals to the rabid subset of voters who show up for primaries.

        THIS.

        It is exactly why ever blue city has a council full of commies. Only true believers vote in primaries.

      • AlexinCT

        What made up shit would what passes for news in the legacy media then fill up all tat dead space?

      • Not Adahn

        Primaries should be closed. Having non-members vote on what an org does is like having the Jezebel interns program Glibs content.

      • SDF-7

        Might be fun as a known guest feature just for the heckling. 😉

      • prolefeed

        I would be all for that, if, after publishing their rant, the Jezebel intern had the same treatment as in the Bible: tossed by eunuchs out of a multistage building, then her corpse eaten by dogs.

        As a stand-in for a eunuch, we could enlist a RINO Republican Speaker of the House.

      • prolefeed

        Multi-story, not multistage. FN autocorrect.

      • Bobarian LMD

        I picture jezebel interns as male feminists, ie eunuchs, so they could just throw themselves out?

      • PieInTheSky

        Primaries should be closed – also no chicks

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        There is a reason you have to buy into a party in England, it keeps that type to shit to a minimum.

      • Bobarian LMD

        No cover charge!

  9. rhywun

    Didn’t even see any tennis news worth talking about.

    – All the big names that are the only players the media gives a shit about won.
    – ESPN couldn’t be bothered to show any action while football was playing on three of their channels.

  10. PieInTheSky

    Who am I supposed to root for in the football since I do not listen to Taylor Swift?

    • Nephilium

      The Lions.

      • sloopyinca

        Nah. It’s Texans Time, baby!

        And all Browns fans should be rooting for them. Then they can at least say they got bounced by the eventual champs.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Lol, as if the Browns would otherwise root for the Ravens.

      • robc

        I have never understood that argument.

        If someone beats me, I want them humiliated in the next round.

      • rhywun

        Right?

      • Fatty Bolger

        I would think Browns fans would rather the Texans didn’t exist, after losing so badly on the Watson trade. And then to watch Mayfield winning playoff games… ouch.

      • Bobarian LMD

        One last time.

      • AlexinCT

        Say wut?

      • Not Adahn

        Hasta la vista, baby.

      • AlexinCT

        I’ll be back!

      • Not Adahn

        I was thinking this

      • AlexinCT

        At least it was not the “Funky Cold Medina” throwback to Sheena…

      • juris imprudent

        Neph just is looking for the next hit of disappointment.

    • SDF-7

      Go ask Katy Perry for her picks? I’m not your supervisor, Pie.

    • PieInTheSky

      which of the remaining NFL cities has the best steak? Or whisky?

      • Shpip

        We ship things (including prime beef) by airplane in the U.S., so getting a good steak is easy in any decent-sized city. That said, Kansas City and Houston would’ve been your choices a century ago. Nowadays, I’m partial to Bern’s Steak House in Tampa, with great beef and seafood, as well as the world’s largest restaurant wine collection.

        As far as whiskey, Indianapolis is the closest NFL city to Louisville, but they’re not in it, so YMMV.

      • PieInTheSky

        Hmmm I guess the weather should also be bearable this month in Florida. Tampa sounds good.

      • robc

        Nashville is closer to KY, although further from Louisville/Bardstown, but also not in the playoffs.

      • robc

        Also, also, Cincinnati is closer to Louisville than Indy. But, also not in playoffs.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        If you want surf and turf, Baltimore for your steak and crab cake. Sagamore Spirits is solid as well.

      • PieInTheSky

        i was under the impression Baltimore was dangerous to be in.

      • AlexinCT

        Only if you don’t want to be robbed/shot…

      • Fatty Bolger

        Only parts of it. Most parts, but still.

  11. PieInTheSky

    Whenever I skip a week of gym I get absolutely insane DOMS and it is very annoying

    • AlexinCT

      What do dominatrixes have to do with your gym activity? Share that workout with us!

      • PieInTheSky

        this is a family friendly website.

      • Bobarian LMD

        “Feeling the burn” involves candle wax.

  12. PieInTheSky

    “When we finally deal that final blow to destroy Israel. When the state of Israel is finally destroyed and erased from history, that will be the single most important blow we can give to destroying capitalism.”

    -Manolo De Los Santos speaking at The People’s Forum in NYC.

    https://twitter.com/JCAndersonNYC/status/1746908368021725630

    • SDF-7

      “Here’s a ticket for a helicopter ride over the Hudson, commies…”

    • AlexinCT

      The CRT/DIE shit is about hating success and normalizing mediocrity and rewarding people that are just takers with more of the spoils created by others…

    • prolefeed

      Shouting the quiet part out loud, through a bullhorn …

      • B.P.

        I walked by one of these protests last week. There were multiple anti-capitalism signs in a not-big crowd.

      • juris imprudent

        So we won’t need to rent a Chinook to give them a ride?

    • rhywun

      I like when the truth comes out. These are same people larping scarf fashion and shouting at cancer kids.

      I had to look up that outfit. Guys, they’re calling for Artists Against Apartheid!! Where do I sign up?

    • Urthona

      Well at least not everyone is hiding their anti-semitism. .

  13. prolefeed

    A balmy 16F right now. Mrs. Prole, in what I’m gonna characterize as an act of temporary insanity, went for a 4 mile walk, and at the turnaround point, contemplated calling me to drive down and pick her up to prevent possible hypothermia. Then finished the walk. Because she didn’t want to wake me up.

    I’m torn between feeling the love, and reminding her that her oft-asserted ‘You Owe Me 30 Years, Prolefeed”, only applies if SHE survives, too.

    • sloopyinca

      Rolling Stone will have him on the cover next week.

  14. Not Adahn

    Re: Blue Eye Samurai being woke and why it isn’t and you’re just wrong.

    Initial disclaimer — the first half of the first episode was in fact boring and lame and just a recitation of every samurai trope we’ve seen before.

    However — “wypipo bad” is a completely legit attitude for sakoku-era Japan to have. They really did think foreigners were absolutely inferior and (literally) stinky. Hell, even today the Japanese are notoriously racist (though I’ve been told it’s gotten a lot better since the 1970s.) If that (vary real) attitude is tripping your woke detectors, you need to back the gain off a bit.

    If you go by what the series actually shows, then you notice exactly the opposite — one’s badassery is directly proportionate to the amount of whiteness you possess. The happu rotflstomps all the purebloods, and the gaijin rotflstomps her and the entire Yamato governments/society. Right up until the protagonist plot armor kicks in. The white guy masters literally every sacred art the Japanese have — swordsmanship, poetry, calligraphy, painting, unarmed combat, flower arranging and whorebanging.

    • Grummun

      I didn’t take the racism as a general statement of “whitey is bad”, meant to apply as a message to the viewer.

      My disappointments were 1) the protagonist is way too powerful and durable. The suspension snapped and dropped my disbelief into a chasm about 2/3 the way through; and 2) keeping the Scotsman alive at the end was a giant mistake that can only have been written that way for a “how will he inevitably stab her in the back” story arc in the second series.

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, the MC was way too durable, but that’s unfortunately an anime trope (along with the complete mastery of all secret sword techniques having seen them onece). I think you’re supposed to accept it once the teeth thing in episode one takes place.

        Since MC’s entire schtick is “kill people to get what you want” I’m very uncertain as to how a S2 (which has been confirmed to exist) is going to take place in the location that the end of S1 indicates it will.

        One thing I did like about the show was how when a chick takes off her glasses, she’s still fugly. And I completely believe her response to her husband riding off on her.

      • Grummun

        One thing I did like about the show was how when a chick takes off her glasses, she’s still fugly. And I completely believe her response to her husband riding off on her.

        Hee hee yes I did like her solution to that conundrum. Who is lying? Don’t care.

    • R C Dean

      Few interesting villains are mediocrities.

      Mediocrities also have a very short half-life as heroes. Mizu doesn’t push my Mary Sue buttons, either – she’s obviously a very flawed, if not quite downright broken, person.

  15. PieInTheSky

    what the West calls slavery in the Islamic world isn’t really even slavery.

    it’s more like a paternalistic relationship between two distinct social classes. It’s kind, humane, agency respecting and ‘slaves’ have even created proper royal dynasties in many Islamic realms.

    https://twitter.com/hassanmazlumfr/status/1746666197209239873

    nuance is important and islamic slavery is good aktchually

    • AlexinCT

      These people get three squares and all the buttfucking they can get, so they are not slaves!

    • R C Dean

      Much the same was being written about slavery in the US before the Civil War.

      • The Last American Hero

        There were also a lot of newspaper editorials arguing in favor of wrap around porches, grits, banjo music, debutante balls, and extending the southern border so as to add additional states to preserve these peculiar institutions.

    • UnCivilServant

      Didn’t work out so well for the Zanj. More black slaves were shipped to the middle east than the americas – and there’s a reason there are no black people left in the middle east.

      The Circassians who got dragged into the Harem were a very distinct and special case. All of the Jannissaries came from southeastern Europe.

      Nuance escapes this poster.

      • dbleagle

        “But that’s different……..”

  16. Shpip

    It’s a nice start… so far. I’m guardedly optimistic.

    The same thing will never happen here, unfortunately.

    • AlexinCT

      You miss the deep state already making it clear that if the voters elect Trump they plan to not only make America ungovernable, but to use the systems to go after him and claim he is a dictator while they are the ones running another coup against the voters’ choice they do not want.

      • R.J.

        The Peronists had one Hell of a deep state. If he can do it, we can do it. Baby steps. He is getting blocked in court and having to jump through hoops, but will succeed eventually.

        Trump wouldn’t cut the deep state. I really wish he would, but he will not cut it in any meaningful way. In going after his political enemies he will inadvertently do us a favor, but that doesn’t cut the shambling mass of employees by a significant amount.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        He’s also not nearly as smart as Milei and would have trouble getting it done even if he went balls out on the bureaucratic apparatus and the deep state. At least he’s not in active cahoots with them though unlike all the others who are left.

      • juris imprudent

        It would take courage, and that just isn’t a component of the Trump character.

  17. db

    Does anyone have a recommendation for a powered citrus juicer? I’m looking for one that’s very easy to clean and doesn’t take up much space.

    • PieInTheSky

      juice is bad for you.

    • R.J.

      Do you mean Goo Gone? Or is this a new fitness thing?

    • Tres Cool

      Tang?

      If you mix it with prune juice you get…..”prunetang”

      • Tres Cool

        Oh…I read that as “powdered citrus juice”

        Carry on.

      • cyto

        At Costco the other day I found out that Tang still exists.

        Back in the late 60s and 70s, Tang counted as the healthy drink.

      • kinnath

        It’s what the astronauts drink!

      • R.J.

        I saw it as “power cleansing citrus juice”

    • sloopyinca

      Nutribullet, man.

    • Shpip

      I’ve been using a Black & Decker similar to this for more than a decade. Very robust and works great for everything from key limes to grapefruit.

      You do need to take a little care in separating the plates that control pulp size prior to washing. It’s a bit tricky at first but becomes trivial after you’ve done it a few times.

  18. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    Got down to the wopping 10* Americanheit last night, western Oregon is not even remotely prepared for this, and, frankly, neither am I. I drove to the store to get some rations, saw kids doing snow day right; sledding down what passes for hills on my side of town, and playing “hit him with a stick and see if he can stand up on the ice.” Pure awesome, and not a cell phone in sight! My dog is pissed, as I cannot take her to the park, but I am putting on the YakTraks today and changing that.

    More snow tonight, and it might get above freezing tomorrow with some rain.

    • Sean

      YakTraks

      🙂

      • R C Dean

        Concur. I used to have some. Then I moved to Tucson.

      • kinnath

        I have those.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, wish listed. Seems easier to just throw them on my regular shoes than to hassle into boots.

      • kinnath

        easier to just throw them on my regular shoes

        I found them very hard to put on and take off. So, I put them on one pair of shoes and left them on forever. I put the shoes on when I left the house. Switched to other shoes at work. And left the shoes by the door when I got home. Repeat the next day.

        But they are awesome for icy conditions.

      • Not Adahn

        They are much grippier than the chain/cable ones. I’ve also tried the more aggressive spikes, but the sub-$100 ones I’ve tried have the cleats attached to a substrate that can’t stand the stress of my bulk coming to a sudden stop. Any time there was an arrested slip, there’d be at least one of the cleats torn loose. Also those brands didn’t self-adjust to my boots during walking like the STABIL ones did.

      • Not Adahn

        That particular brand I can put on/take off when I get out of/into the car. However, if you leave them on, they WILL gouge out your nice aluminum STI-branded pedals.

    • PieInTheSky

      9C and sunny. We had a dusting of snow a few days ago but now gone. There was a week or so of -7C which is good because it was warm in December and the plants were starting to think its spring.

      • R.J.

        -11 C here for a few days now. The dusting of ice we got was humidity freezing out of the air. All my tropical Texas plants which live in the ground may snuff it.

      • Drake

        -9C nights in SC this week. Not supposed to be this cold.

      • Dr. Fronkensteen

        -7 F now. Wind chil is -28 Fahrenheit

      • R.J.

        Boy that is annoyingly cold. You have to pee inside now?

    • Mojeaux

      I just awakened. Yes, I know. I’m a lie-about.

      1F here with a -13F heat index. My therapy appointment is by phone today so I will take that in the car, as everybody is home and I don’t want them to hear me trash them all.

    • AlexinCT

      The problem is that several rising entities do not want global trade unless they are the only ones profiting from it.

      • juris imprudent

        It is a big free rider problem.

  19. AlexinCT

    Is it wrong that shit like this this gives me a chubby?

    • R C Dean

      Rachel Maddow gives you a chubby?

      Yeah, that is wrong.

      • AlexinCT

        When she cries and acts the victim beatch, she gives me a chubby

      • juris imprudent

        I guess I’ve never really understood the hate-fuck mentality.

      • AlexinCT

        Just cause I got a chubby don’t mean I want to put it into that level of crazy…

    • cyto

      Hilarious that the people who are pushing propaganda, illegally changing voting procedures, blocking dissenting speech, prosecuting political rivals and overtly rigging their own primary are worried about “people wanting fascism” in the form of free speech, verifiable election procedures, and not having political prosecutions.

      • rhywun

        I would love to see someone go on that show and ask her to define “fascism”.

  20. Stinky Wizzleteats

    *sigh*
    I’m going to miss better vocabulary Indian Trump…

    • The Other Kevin

      The people who have lied to you the most want to be in charge of what you can say. It’s that simple.

  21. PieInTheSky

    Seen a girl having a seizure in the gym.

    And you wanna know the first thing this other girl tells me while I get closer to help…

    “Give her space, don’t touch her”

    She was lying a pool of her own saliva with full body convulsions.

    And you’re telling me to leave her alone?

    This is why the west is a failed society.

    A person can be dying in front of them and they’d be too scared to “touch” someone.

    Rats.

    I held her face up so she could breathe and not lay in spit.

    I rubbed that girl’s back till she stopped convulsing.

    Readers added context they thought people might want to know
    Do not move someone having a seizure unless they are in imminent danger from their environment.

    “Only move them if they’re in danger, such as near a busy road or hot cooker”

    https://twitter.com/hamnaw77/status/1746328237704102064

    what is the Official Glibertarian position on people having a seizure ?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Jam a wooden rod in their mouth so they don’t bite off their tongue.

      • Brawndo

        Erm. But then wouldn’t your “wooden rod” get bitten off? No thanks.

      • juris imprudent

        The Glibertarian mind in all its glory.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Ask Hayeksplosives.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Let the seizure pass, monitor and place into recovery position when complete.

      • Tonio

        FYI, the recovery position is lying on the left side with left arm positioned underneath the head. Among other things it’s supposed to allow any vomit or drool to drain out of the oral cavity and not be inhaled.

      • Ownbestenemy

        …I know?

      • R.J.

        We all know. Standard Glib drinking recovery position.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I thought that was: head tilted back, mouth agape, in a chair on zoom.

      • robc

        You can’t really dust for vomit.

      • Suthenboy

        This…and reduces the chance of them swallowing their tongue.
        Tonio gets it. I remember that from first aid classes

    • Not Adahn

      Only post the video of it only if it’s really entertaining.

    • Dr. Fronkensteen

      Tell them Trump will not be a dictator and is not going to put you into an extermination camp.

    • SDF-7

      what is the Official Glibertarian position on people having a seizure ?

      Have them sue for a Fourth Amendment violation if there is no warrant and/or no proper due process or compensation?

      (/sarc)

  22. CPRM

    In an initial FBI interview, Officer Dunn indicated four members of the Oath Keepers had stood between himself and agitated rioters, to de-escalate the situation.

    However, Dunn’s story changed in a subsequent interview with him claiming the Oath Keepers had not helped him but were themselves instigating further aggression.

    Lying to the FBI?! That’s treason, right?

    • UnCivilServant

      Joining the FBI is treason.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “You see those cops that committed ‘suicide’? They didn’t change their stories either.”

  23. Ownbestenemy

    Guess I missed the invite. Dereliction of duty but its for the ‘right’ reasons, so like always, nothing will happen.

    • R.J.

      I’ll stick with the Mega-Jeep. Starts when I want it to. If I had to charge or replace the battery it’s easy.

  24. Suthenboy

    All of those overseas wars are fake as hell. Pretenses for looting the taxpayers here in America…where the real war is.

    I smoke, what of it? Nunya damned business.

    Of course he is angling for VP and will probably get it. The VP is a life insurance policy for the POTUS and no one fits the bill better.

    Hamas has said for years their goal is genocide against the Jews but now the Jews are propagating genocide by defending themselves? Sounds legit.

    At least Jimmy Carter wasn’t a traitor that sold his country out. He is a terrible person and awful president but not a traitor. More than can be said of Obama, Clinton and Biden.

    The Jan6 charade was coordinated by the FBI and I am fairly sure on behalf of Pelosi, Schumer and company.

    Piker. I liked the guy a few years back that armored his bulldozer and went on a rampage against the cops. Now that’s how you do it.

    Ah, the joys of fiat currency. Getting off of the gold standard opened the door for this kind of shit. The price of gold today is on par with the price of gold going all the way back to the Middle Ages. That doesnt leave a lot of room for shenanigans.

    • The Other Kevin

      Vivek would be the perfect VP pick. As you said, he’d be great life insurance, but he has detailed plans on how to cut government so in a perfect world Trump would win and just stand back and cut Vivek loose.

    • The Last American Hero

      In 1915, a US dollar was worth 1/600 of an ounce of gold.

      In 1973, it was 1/700 of an ounce of gold. In 2004 it was about the same.

      Then Obama and Trump happened.

      Yes, dates have been cherrypicked, but the point is the value of the dollar vs gold should have been a continuous hockey stick if fiat was the only issue.

      • kinnath

        Where are you getting those numbers?

        Through most of US history a 1-dollar silver coin was nominally one ounce of silver and a 20-dollar gold coin was nominally one ounce of gold, giving the historic ratio of 1/20 for silver to gold. The ratio is now in the vicinity of 1/100.

      • R C Dean

        “In 1915, a US dollar was worth 1/600 of an ounce of gold.”

        What I see is that in 1915 gold was about $20/oz or a US dollar was worth about 1/20 of an ounce of gold. In 1973 it was about $97/oz or a US dollar was worth about 1/100 of an ounce of gold. The dollar became a full, formalized fiat currency only in the ‘70s, although arguably it was a sort of crypto-fiat currency since the ‘30s.

        https://nma.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/historic_gold_prices_1833_pres.pdf

        Not sure where you are getting your numbers.

  25. SDF-7

    Today was pretty easy — if I didn’t go for accuracy, kind of wondering where I’d fall on the speed side (it flowed that well) — didn’t get bonus words, mainly because the non-bonus ones were so obvious, I think:

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 01/16:
    *20/20 words
    🎯 Perfect accuracy

    I played https://squaredle.com 01/16:
    *33/33 words (+2 bonus words)
    🎯 Perfect accuracy
    🔥 Solve streak: 187

    • Sean

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 01/16:
      *20/20 words (+2 bonus words)
      ⏱️ In the top 25% by speed

      I played https://squaredle.com 01/16:
      *33/33 words (+12 bonus words)
      📖 In the top 12% by bonus words
      🔥 Solve streak: 114

  26. R C Dean

    I don’t the war in Ukraine is deadly serious. The Russians and Ukrainians are killing each other in job lots, and taking Ukrainian civilians and the Ukrainian (and to a lesser extent, the Russian) economy with them. They seem very serious about it. Although both sides are also engaging in the traditional graft and corruption of their respective peoples.

    • R C Dean

      don’t/think

  27. kinnath

    Three tickets out of Iowa. Vivek didn’t get one. Our work is complete.

    • cyto

      Interesting that CNN and Nikki Haley both said there are two tickets out of Iowa, and it is Trump and Haley.

      Somehow they both missed that she finished third, largely on the strength of a fairly expensive campaign to get Democrat support for her to turn out.

      • kinnath

        Three. It’s always been three. If you don’t finish in the top three in Iowa, your campaign is dead meat.

      • kinnath

        Interesting to note that Biden came in fourth in 2020. That’s when the DNC put its thumb on the scale to change the outcome.

      • kinnath

        It looks like Haley squeaked out a 1/2 point margin over Trump in the People’s Republic of Johnson County (Iowa City). Trump won handily in the other 98 counties.

      • R.J.

        Do all the government employees live in Johnson county?

      • kinnath

        University of Iowa is there. Iowa City is the vast majority of the population of the county. It is overwhelmingly liberal.

      • Drake

        Just assuming that the establishment will eliminate Trump for her – and then Republicans would obediently agree to vote for her.

      • Urthona

        Why would Democrats run out to support the candidate who polls suggest would beat Biden most in a head to head?

      • R C Dean

        I can think of several reasons:

        (1) They hate Trump that much.

        (2) Haley is so completely a uniparty creature that it really makes no difference.

        (3) They want Biden gone, can’t stand Harris, there’s nobody else who could possibly run with any credibility who isn’t a white male, so Haley’s the best female POC on offer. See also (2).

      • Urthona

        Been thinking about this and… I guess this is similar to 2

        4) I think they genuinely are moderate statists and elitists. They are not as partisan, don’t care about the supreme court as much, and actually… like her and the “veneer” of leadership.

        Of course Haley is not actually bright but she’s able to pretend to be bright, which is a big sell for these types. Biden is not.

      • R C Dean

        She’s really been exposed as yet another mediocrity during these primaries. When she gets bumped off script, it triggers her soundbitebot and she’s starts babbling inanities.

      • Urthona

        Which is hard to jive with the type of people who vote for her.

        But I think they are people who believe in the system and just want the system to be the system.

    • UnCivilServant

      The world isn’t ready for a gold and blue dark elf.

      • SDF-7

        Now I’m always going to see Vivek as Zaboo from The Guild.

      • AlexinCT

        Oh shit… A show I now might have to watch?

  28. PieInTheSky

    The Iron Triangle of Family Policy

    https://americanaffairsjournal.org/2023/11/the-iron-triangle-of-family-policy/

    Governments are thus boxed in by three different considerations: fiscal, political, and demographic. Together, these form an “iron tri­angle” of family policy that effectively limits governments’ scope of action. On the fiscal side, governments tempted to throw money at families are confronted with the realities of basic tax accounting. The average cost of a child appears to be quite high: a 2017 U.S. Department of Agriculture estimate for the lifetime cost of raising a child born in 2015 put the figure at $233,610 ($295,357 in 2023 dollars).5 By contrast, as of 2021, the federal government can expect to collect $339,173 in federal income taxes over the lifetime of the average citizen. Additionally, the federal government collects $272,000 in FICA taxes from the average person, for a combined sum of $611,173. This means that the U.S. government would have to spend approximately half of its expected lifetime tax receipts if it wanted to fully offset families’ costs of having a child.

    In their 2013 book, Why Nations Fail,8 Daron Acemoglu and James Robinson relate the story of the Englishman William Lee, who invented an early mechanized knitter that would allow people to make clothes in a frac­tion of the normal time. In 1589, he finally secured an audience with Queen Elizabeth I with the hopes of being issued a royal patent. Sadly, his hopes were crushed, because Elizabeth feared that the machine would destabilize the realm by throwing too many people out of work. Attempts to acquire a patent in France and from Elizabeth’s successor James I were also refused on the same grounds. Acemoglu and Robinson draw on these examples and many others to argue that growth and change can only occur when elites open their political systems to upwardly mobile elite aspirants, reward innovation, and allow for broad‑based economic participation. While their argument that “inclu­sive” economic institutions are at the center of economic growth is not entirely convincing, they do establish a strong case that states and societies thrive when elites are convinced that permitting change is more advantageous than holding on to a stagnant status quo.

    • AlexinCT

      The globalist solution to “too many people will lose their job” is to kill of half or more of them, then to control the others by making sure they can not survive without government largesse, so they remain compliant and shut the fuck up….

      • PieInTheSky

        if the government can afford largesse

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Sort of but they’re in it for the long game so not so much kill them off as encourage them to reproduce at below replacement rate except for selected groups which they’ll encourage for various reasons. They definitely want fewer people though.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, suicide/decline just doesn’t promise much for the elite. The elite depends on prosperity, and when they kill that, they kill themselves.

      • AlexinCT

        Today’s elite are far more worried about retribution against the evil shit they have been doing to us all for a long time now at this time than they are about prosperity. They would be quite content if we went back to a lower standard of living as long as they still remained the more prosperous and the elite..

    • R C Dean

      “governments tempted to throw money at families are confronted with the realities of basic tax accounting”

      I tapped out at the notion that governments feel constrained by accounting at all.

  29. Brawndo

    I hope to see Vivek run again for 2028. Trump’s 2024 agenda is essentially “I’m the victim of a political witch hunt” and while he’s not wrong, I frankly don’t give a shit. He didn’t do anything about it when he actually had power and he expects people to think he’ll get it right this time? He’s known goods by now, I won’t be voting for him this year.

    • R.J.

      Texas is not going to be close, so I am with you there. Only way I would vote for him is if Texas looked like it was going to swing Biden.

      • Brawndo

        I’m in Massachusetts so it doesn’t matter what I do lol

      • Not Adahn

        It is a luxury not having to worry about “throwing your vote away.”

      • Brawndo

        Yet I still manage to get lectured every 4 years for doing so here

      • The Other Kevin

        Same for me here in Indiana.

      • R C Dean

        And me in Arizona.

  30. cyto

    I watched a Megan Kelly short about this Georgia prosecutor scandal. They talked about the conflict of interest of her keeping the cases going because she is getting flown around the world on the dime of the guy she hired with taxpayer money (more than a half million so far)…. But the focus was on that and the fact that she is having an affair with him. (and her specious speech at a local black church service claiming racism)

    What nobody mentioned was anything about his meetings at the white house right before the indictments.

    I saw what was purported to be copies of bills from his divorce trial that had line items for travel for meetings at the white house posted on X.

    Were these fakes? Nobody seems to be talking about it. Or is this like the Hunter Biden laptop, where the story is the corroboration of the Biden bribery scheme, but all anyone wants to talk about is Hunter doing drugs and banging an underage relative? (although they usually leave that last part out)

    Anybody following this? Was that a fake? Or are they hiding the real story, that the White House is coordinating these prosecutions?

    • R.J.

      I think it is so damning that the media is trying to avoid it.

      • bacon-magic

        ^^^

    • trshmnstr the terrible

      the White House is coordinating these prosecutions

      The people “hiding the story” are in on the conspiracy.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just following the predictable pattern of modern media.

      Does the story help or hurt our preferred narrative? Help, send out the talking points so the same thing is echoed from national news down to local news. If it hurts, maybe run a story, bury what you can, then never touch it again.

    • sloopyinca

      “Apparently the White House called Wills, the first African American woman DA in Fulton County history and a regular target of Donald Trump, and the special prosecutor assigned by her, also an African American that Trump has made veiled threats about on social media and through surrogates trying to delay the court proceedings, in order to let them know the federal government will not be helping in the prosecution as it would give ammunition to Trump, who routinely attacks the integrity of the FBI and special prosecutor Jack Smith, who now requires around the clock security. The meeting was completely above board and anybody who questions it is either racially motivated and/or is an election-denier.”
      -CNN (probably)

      • R C Dean

        I was thinking they’d go with the old “yoga and recipes” schtick.

  31. AlexinCT

    So it looks like every escort service in Davos and the area around it has a “No Vacancy” sign during this WEF meeting. Including the ones that cater to the weirdest shit and illegal things. Also note the amount of illegal drugs flown in to help these people during their “How to build back trust with the skeptics” agenda for this year…

    Someone should contact the spouses of these people and tell them they need to send private eyes to collect blackmail/divorce court material and end this fucking shitshow…

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      God only knows what those freak fucks are into, got to be the worst that can be imagined and then some.

    • Not Adahn

      I gotta ask, who is your source and how do I know they’re an expert on CH prostution?

    • The Other Kevin

      I’ve gotten away from “conspiracy theories coming true” and I’m now into “things are exactly the way they look.”

      • Suthenboy

        “things are exactly the way they look.” <— This. Been saying it for years.

    • Drake

      If I had toddlers, I wouldn’t let them out of my sight with that lot in town.

    • The Last American Hero

      As if said spouses weren’t fully aware.

      • R C Dean

        Probably relieved that their pervert spouse is pestering them, so they can concentrate on spending his/her money and one-upping other mega-rich spouses.

      • R C Dean

        Jeebus. “Isn’t” pestering them.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    According to my AI bot

    The voices that deny climate change have settled on a new refrain.

    Instead of rejecting the fact that the Earth is warming, they’re now focusing on skepticism of climate solutions, as well as scientists and activists and altogether the idea that climate change will cause harm, according to a new report from the Center for Countering Digital Hate, a nonprofit organization that researches digital hate speech and misinformation.

    ——-

    The Center for Countering Digital Hate is a nonprofit organization whose stated goal is to “protect human rights and civil liberties” by holding social media companies accountable. Ahmed said the organization has been “tightly integrated with the climate movement.”

    For its analysis, the organization used an artificial intelligence model to evaluate the arguments used in more than 12,000 YouTube videos from 96 channels it said featured climate change denial content, including videos from Blaze TV, a conservative media channel, and the Heartland Institute, a free-market think tank. The videos were published from January 2018 through September 2023.

    The “deep learning model” processed YouTube transcripts and sought to identify whether particular climate denial themes were present, the report says. Independent evaluators checked part of the text transcripts and graded the model’s accuracy. The independent evaluators said it accurately found denial claims about 78% of the time.

    “We feel very confident that, at scale, this analysis gives us … very strong data indicating the trends,” Ahmed said.

    Digital haters are changing their tactics and arguments to pull the wool over your eyes. It couldn’t have anything to do with observed reality and the facts on the ground.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Any nonprofit/charity that claims to counter hate is a quasigovernmental censorship organization and is full of shit, period.

    • juris imprudent

      CCDH – aspiring to be the English SPLC.

    • R C Dean

      “Instead of rejecting the fact that the Earth is warming”

      Nice stolen base. I, for one, am rejecting the idea that it is warming as fast/as recently as they say based on their corrupted data. And the idea that it is human activity causing whatever the weather is doing these days.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    The report from the Center for Countering Digital Hate takes aim at YouTube’s policies on climate misinformation, saying it is failing to prevent monetization of denial narratives; the report includes screenshots of advertisements on videos it categorizes as “old denial,” which outright denies climate change is happening.

    The nonprofit group argues YouTube and Google should broaden the kind of content that can’t be monetized to include content it categorizes as “new denial,” which rejects scientific consensus about the “causes, impacts and solutions” to climate change.

    New denial is just old obstructionism aimed at thwarting our inevitable march toward a glorious global socialist dictatorship.

  34. Sensei

    Welcome to the Hotel California…

    California Invents a Crazy New Tort

    Businesses are often sued for selling allegedly faulty products that aren’t actually defective. Last week a California appeals court ruled that businesses can also be sued for failing to develop a product. Behold California’s new tort standard: You should have built that.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/california-gilead-hiv-drug-lawsuit-tort-law-2143597c?st=axj0kjy1j8i5yka&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • robc

      Is this following up on Italy’s jailing scientists for failing to predict an earthquake?

  35. The Other Kevin

    Testing 1, 2, 3. Just had two comments disappear.

    • R.J.

      I see it.

    • The Other Kevin

      Trying to post a link and it’s disappearing.

      • R.J.

        Could be a bad link. Those things sometimes fall to manual review for no reason. Not just the “3 links it’s out” rule.

    • The Last American Hero

      Killing journalists is only bad when arabs do it.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That’s what gets me-all it would have taken to get him deported would have been a polite request from the US gov and they didn’t even bother doing that. We were without a doubt complicit.

      • Drake

        Yes – this is what our establishment wanted and wants for all of “us”.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That squishy sound in the corner is Nuland flicking her bean to the thought.

      • R C Dean

        “Former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, known for his openly pro-Russian sentiments”

        I don’t recall Carlson cheering for the conquest of Ukraine. He’s been skeptical, if not an opponent of, US involvement/funding. I’ve seen “pro-Russian” thrown at a lot of people who are no such thing, but not a fan of the US sticking its dick into that war. It’s a pretty good sign that whatever you’re reading is propaganda, IMO.

        Still, dude’s probably dead. It does raise a question about how much the US should get involved when one of its citizens gets banged up in a foreign country. I seem to recall a lot of scoffing and sneering here when the US spent a lot of political capital to get Griner released from Russian jail.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        If you don’t think Putin is literally worse than that mustachioed fellow from WWII you’re proRussian. It’s just a smear that means next to nothing.

      • juris imprudent

        Comrade Stalin was BELOVED I tell you!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        The WWII honchos were disproportionally heavy on the sweet facial hair weren’t they?

    • R.J.

      He wasn’t a reporter for the Biden administration would be my bet. Unless you suck democratic dick, you can go die.

      • R.J.

        Yep. Majority of stories report him as a pro-Russian blogger. I could guess that is slander without reading any further.

      • PieInTheSky

        I could guess that is slander – I am not sure it is… though it should not change the situation

      • Drake

        1. That justified jailing and killing a journalist?

        2. Anyone who ever listened to him for 5 minutes knows that wasn’t the case. Anti-Zelensky / anti-war would be accurate. He didn’t seem to care much about the Russians.

      • PieInTheSky

        Yelling fire in a crowded theater and all that

    • juris imprudent

      The New Voice of Ukraine

      And this is reported as straight news. The irony of calling The Grayzone a propaganda outlet! Fucking hell Yahoo.

  36. Grummun

    Me: Hey wife there’s a job posted at this national lab I could be qualified for.
    Wife: We have talked about moving to .
    Me: Yeah, hm, you know I’d probably have to get a security clearance.
    Wife: I’m sure you’d have no problem with that, you’ve never done anything they would care about.
    Me: Um, yeah …. ::thinks about posting on Glibs:: …. maybe

    • Grummun

      bah that should be “moving to [ state in which national lab is located ]”.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Is that a traditional Illyrian dance? I like it.

  37. DEG

    Speaking at a CNBC-moderated panel at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Friedman said Tuesday that while “there are a lot of signals that would say that there should be rate [cuts] as we go through the year, the question is when they would start. And if I were the Fed, I would be a little concerned about starting too early.”

    Huh. So who would rate cuts hurt that the WEF cares about?

    • AlexinCT

      All the prostitutes at the Davos Bunga-Bunga fuck fest?

    • Urthona

      I heard all the escorts are booked in Davos right now. Complete prostitute sell out.

  38. Sensei

    Paging OMWC…

    Description: Students will apply chemical tools and analysis to understand Black life in the U.S. and students will implement African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry. Diverse historical and contemporary scientists, intellectuals, and chemical discoveries will inform personal reflections and proposals for addressing inequities in chemistry and chemical education. This course will be accessible to students from a variety of backgrounds including STEM and non-STEM disciplines. No prior knowledge of chemistry or African American studies is required for engagement in this course.

    https://courses.rice.edu/courses/courses/!SWKSCAT.cat?p_action=COURSE&p_term=202420&p_crn=25669

    • Not Adahn

      No prior knowledge of chemistry or African American studies is required for engagement in this course.

      In fact such knowledge may impede your accepting of the information that we are about to teach you.

    • Not Adahn

      Final Exam: No Final Exam,/blockquote>

      No documentation that could be used against the professor. They’re no fool.

    • R C Dean

      WTF are “ inequities in chemistry”, anyway?

      • Sensei

        Unbalanced chemical equations?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’ve decided to be part of the precipitate.

    • Ownbestenemy

      The long title is fantastic: AFROCHEMISTRY: THE STUDY OF BLACK-LIFE MATTER

      • R.J.

        Class will be taught by a fat white dude wearing a tutu and sporting a pink beard.

      • Ownbestenemy
      • Not Adahn

        Dafuq is a “Preceptor?”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Fancy name schools use for headmaster to confuse students and parents that they are something special and to sound important on resumes.

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought “headmaster” was a fancy name schools use for principal.

      • juris imprudent

        Reserved especially for first-year professors?

      • juris imprudent

        So this is a clever hack?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s only a semester but surely they’ll cover Gibb’s Free At Last Energy.

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Muh workers’ paradise

    Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) wrote the foreword for the organization’s latest report.

    “Billionaires become richer, the working class struggles, and the poor live in desperation. That is the unfortunate state of the world economy,” he wrote.

    “That is the bad news. But here is the good news. Thanks to organizations like Oxfam, more and more people throughout the world are making the connections between the harsh economic reality of their lives and the destructive nature of our uber-capitalist system which rewards greed and profiteering above any other human value,” he added.

    Have a nice time in Davos, you pantomime dragon slayer.

    • The Other Kevin

      “The rich keep getting richer. Why, I’m almost ready to buy my fifth house!”

  40. The Late P Brooks

    Students will apply chemical tools and analysis to understand Black life in the U.S. and students will implement African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry.

    Learn how to test heroin for purity.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “African American sensibilities to analyze chemistry”
      Is it racist to say “Yikes!”?

      • creech

        who are you axing?

    • R C Dean

      Thank you, Brooks, for making that comment before I did.

    • Suthenboy

      I have no idea what that means. I have some suspicions and they are not good, but since that sentence….ugh. Nevermind.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Brave seems to block the ads on YT with no issues from what I’ve seen, at least on Apple products.

      • R.J.

        I just started trying to use Firefox without an ad blocker and realized just how effective Brave is at blocking nonsense.

  41. B.P.

    This just in: Asa Hutchinson has ended his quest for the GOP presidential nomination. Apparently Asa Hutchinson was running for president.

    • R C Dean

      The problem the conservative Repubs are up against is that they (and I’m thinking about Burges and De Santis here, don’t know about Hutchinson) is that they are reformers. On the wrong side of the question: “Is the system broken and needs to be reformed, or is it working exactly as intended and needs to be overthrown”. Trump’s advantage is that he is at least a rhetorical bomb-thrower, and plenty of people are getting an inkling that the system is, in fact, working exactly as intended.

      • juris imprudent

        “Wait, you actually expect us to make government smaller?”

      • juris imprudent

        And Trump, to his credit, doesn’t play that game.

      • Urthona

        I think I like Desantis better because he’s both a rhetorical bomb thrower and an actual bomb thrower but it’s obvious he won’t win. I think Trump is more a blowhard who secretly doesn’t plan to do all that much.

        Still I’ll probably vote for Desantis in the primary to signal the type of candidate I prefer.

        It looks like most of the younger Republicans went for Desantis and are looking for exactly that type.

      • R C Dean

        My take on DeSantis is that, when the USS America hits the iceberg, he will have the lifeboats somewhat better organized.

        But it’s still going to hit the iceberg.

      • Urthona

        My take is that he will steer us to the iceberg quicker so that we can get the iceberg over with. And I’m all for it.

      • creech

        At least I don’t see him proclaiming “I’m King of the World.” Then again…..

      • R.J.

        Yes. DeSantis actually does things. He will be back next cycle.

    • R C Dean

      “Hey, as far as we know it was bolted on when we sold it to you.”

      • Sensei

        The door or the “quality”?

    • Not Adahn

      I thought Ford discontinued that model some time back.

    • Gender Traitor

      A “quality escape” sounds like what they’d promise you at one of those “escape room” attractions.

      • creech

        Isn’t a “quality escape” what Epstein promised his clients on the island?

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Democracy has limits

    President Joe Biden will veto an attempt to repeal a U.S. labor board rule requiring companies to bargain with unions representing some franchise and contract workers if it passes Congress, the White House said on Monday.
    The resolution, which is slated for a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives later this week, would interfere with workers’ rights to bargain for better working conditions, the White House Office of Management and Budget said in a statement.

    President Joe Biden will veto an attempt to repeal a U.S. labor board rule requiring companies to bargain with unions representing some franchise and contract workers if it passes Congress, the White House said on Monday.
    The resolution, which is slated for a vote in the U.S. House of Representatives later this week, would interfere with workers’ rights to bargain for better working conditions, the White House Office of Management and Budget said in a statement.

    “Reversing this rulemaking will prevent workers from exercising their right to bargain for higher wages, better benefits, and safer working conditions,” the OMB said on Monday. “Too often, companies deny workers this right by hiding behind subcontractors, staffing agencies, and temporary agencies.”

    It’s interesting to see this NLRB rule directly and specifically characterized as an attempt to force subcontractors into the loving embrace of the unions.

    • R C Dean

      I don’t see why the President needs to sign off on a Congressional resolution limiting how the authority delegated by Congress to the executive branch is exercised.

  43. Derpetologist

    My NSF proposal was rejected on the grounds that my idea was not innovative enough. Bummer, but what I expected. At least I got a response. I’m tempted to go ahead and spend a few hundred dollars just to prove I can smash the world record for overclocking by using mineral oil instead of liquid nitrogen for cooling.

    I can’t bring myself to fill out that Wal-Mart job application quite yet.

    • Not Adahn

      You did remember to enclose a headshot of yourself with digitally darkened skin and wearing a trans bandana, right? RIGHT?!?!?

      • Derpetologist

        No, just a pic of my oil-cooled computer. If I was more cynical, perhaps I would have touted it with some politically correct mumbo jumbo. The other day I also received a rejection from Peace Corps for a write-up I sent them. They have a contest where amusing Peace Corps stories are dramatized. My submission was about how I learned of msukule, the zombie of East African folklore.

        An msukule is a person who is put under the spell of an mchawi (witch doctor). The magic temporarily sends the victim’s soul to the afterlife while leaving the body behind to do the mchawi’s nocturnal bidding, which is usual arduous labor. When the victim wakes, they have no memory but are mysteriously tired.

        A teacher I worked with said I looked very tired once and pondered if perhaps I had been turned into an msukule. This led me to asking what the word meant.

        On a side note, the film “The Serpent and the Rainbow” is oddly popular over there.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Im still interested in what possibly did this teenager do that warranted a small army force to storm a house. A house they could have you know..cased for some time to see if the teen even was there.

      The Elyria Police Special Response Team deployed two diversionary devices, known as “flash-bangs,” outside the residence, made repeated announcements

      Threw them outside to cause a diversion? Okay.
      I watched the video it was something like 4 seconds between yelling police and warrant to smashing the door. If the mayor was serious, he’d review those tactics.

    • Fatty Bolger

      The search warrant was for Price’s address, but was issued in pursuit of a teenager who hasn’t lived there in over a year, NBC affiliate WKYC of Cleveland reported.

      That’s some damn fine police work there, Lou.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    Unfettered ubercapitalism

    Washington state Attorney General Bob Ferguson on Monday sued to block the proposed merger of Kroger and Albertsons, two of the nation’s largest grocery chains.

    In the suit filed in King County Superior Court, Ferguson argued that the $25-billion deal would harm consumers and raise prices, The Seattle Times reported. Kroger and Albertsons have more than 300 locations in the state and account for more than half of its grocery sales, according to the suit.

    “This merger is bad for Washington shoppers and workers,” Ferguson said in a news release Monday. “Shoppers will have fewer choices and less competition, and, without a competitive marketplace, they will pay higher prices at the grocery store.”

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    Ferguson’s lawsuit was endorsed by United Food & Commercial Workers, Local 3000, which represents Kroger and Albertsons employees in Washington, northeast Oregon and northern Idaho, The Seattle Times reported.

    “Workers, shoppers and our communities need to prevent this proposed mega-merger from taking place,” Yasmin Ashur, a union member who works in an Albertsons grocery store, said in a union statement Monday.

    I’m not convinced it’s a great idea, but if the union hates it…

    • R C Dean

      Odd. These kind of mergers usually make it easier for unions to organize new stores. At one time, my hospital was looking at acquiring a unionized hospital. One of the negatives, in our mind, was that once the union was inside the wire we would have a really hard time keeping them out of our non-union hospital.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    Odd. These kind of mergers usually make it easier for unions to organize new stores. At one time, my hospital was looking at acquiring a unionized hospital. One of the negatives, in our mind, was that once the union was inside the wire we would have a really hard time keeping them out of our non-union hospital.

    I suspect they are anticipating “consolidation” and consequent job losses.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Yep. The stores concerned are already UFCW.