“You’re sweeping the primaries, Mr. President,” Karine said excitedly, only a little drunk.
“I-I-I am?” Joe asked, “And that’s a good thing, right?”
“We’re headed for the most important election of our lifetimes,” Karine said.
“The most important election of our lifetimes,” Dr. Biden agreed.
“Oh, yes, sir. The most important election of our lifetimes,” Alejandro said.
“No,” Joe cried, pointing at the head of DHS. “Who let him in here?!?”
“Joe,” Jill said calmly and slowly, “That’s Alejandro.”
“No questions!” Joe said, pushing himself away from his desk.”No-no-nnnnn comments!” He slumped to the floor and curled into a fetal ball.
“It’s the border,” Jill told Alejandro, running her hand over the egg-smoothness of his head. “Don’t take it personally.”
“No comments!’ Joe moaned. “Lid. I call a lid. Lid, lid, lid.”
“I’ll go find someone,” Karine said.
“Take your time, dear,” Jill said, waving her from the room.
When the door closed behind Karine, Jill got closer to Alejandro and breathed into his ear, “I thought she would never leave.”
“Ma’am?” Alejandro asked nervously.
“You don’t have to pretend anymore, Allie,” Jill said, her hand landing heavily in his lap and rubbing. “We’re alone now.”
“Your husband is right there,” Alejandro said, swallowing hard.
“A woman has needs,” she said, feeling him stiffening under her ministrations. Her breath smelled like milk and stale roses.
“This is the most important election of our lifetimes,” Jill murmured, swinging her leg clumsily over him, straddling him, the hem of her floral skirt ripping loudly, fabric farting. She grabbed his hands and forced them to her breasts.
“I like Latino men,” Jill said. “They know how to treat a woman like they want to be treated.” There was another loud ripping sound as she tore the gusset from her pantyhose. Her labia splashed into his lap with a dull thud. Alejandro gagged as she moaned and writhed.
“Please, stop,” he said weakly. “I was ordered to keep the border open, I don’t deserve this.”
“Don’t worry about Joe, he’ll be asleep most of the morning,” Jill said, scrabbling at the zipper on his pants like a raccoon climbing a screen door.
He tried to buck her off and she gushed wetly from her mouth and pendulous pudenda.
“He hasn’t had an erection since the last time he showered with Ashley,” she whispered.
“Most important,” Joe whimpered, his feeble voice swallowed by the sound of hogs eating.
Tran-scender
Tran-scender
Doo doo doo
Eeew.
I was robbed of my rightful First. AF tech is blasphemous. This is cowardly pony soldier shit. I demand a refund. I want to speak with the manager.
Where’s Mojeaux?
Do they even know what this will do the Firstline? Untold repercussions that can never be rectified.
You rang?
The site ate two of my Firsts. Those are priceless exertions of my chakra.
Would you like a jelly baby?
We only issue site credit, sir.
They just kept on coming, one after another. When I thought one couldn’t be topped SF proved me wrong.
Best in Class, SF.
Her labia splashed into his lap with a dull thud.
I, uh…
Yeah…..
Too many to pick a “favorite”.
the sound of hogs eating
Bravo.
“He hasn’t had an erection since the last time he showered with Ashley,” she whispered.
Finnegan locks him out?
Left up in the air: when that last time was.
🤮
Finnegan is no dummy.
I can picture Big Al trying to wiggle out of it defiantly, same as his Congressional appearance
There it is, vintage SF. I can’t pick a favorite line either. Just too many.
Why does Karine’s Wikipedia article include a sample of her voice?
So we can be amazed at her brilliance.
Becerra and Cardona aren’t swarthy enough for Dr Jill?
Welp…US owned cargo ship damaged by Houthi missiles …. while en route to deliver grain to Yemen… as it has previously done on 11 voyages.
https://www.foxnews.com/world/greek-flagged-mv-sea-champion-sustains-minor-damage-houthi-missile-attack
She should probaby get that checked.
*probably*
So many good lines. So many bad, bad lines.
I’m an interview, Tucker claims that he offered to interview Boris Johnson to let him rebut the Putin interview. Johnson agreed to speak, if he is paid $Million.
First question – what does he charge for scuttling negotiations and starting a war?
‘In’
About $20,000. That’s more for the love of the work than the money. Interviews are not as fun as starting wars.
Appeal to magic
Climate advocates, meanwhile, have pushed back on the reported change — which, according to The New York Times, would not require a sharp spike in EV sales until after 2030 — saying strong rules are important for mitigating climate change and reducing air pollution.
“There would be severe consequences for the environment, for protecting public health, improving air quality and ensuring that millions of Americans are able to benefit from the savings that driving cleaner cars would result [in],” said Katherine García, director of the Sierra Club’s Clean Transportation for All Campaign.
We’ll all be riding flying unicorns if we just believe hard enough.
The benefits are so obvious that people have to be forced to buy them!
The Charlie the Unicorn complete series:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL94555807213983FB&si=tvT91vlhlJnM4mMa
Charlie the Unicorn, analysis and theory:
https://youtu.be/KzWR1TZApYg?si=EARiW9Eo6LCwFzdA
Charlie the Unicorn in the Tomb of Horrors:
https://youtu.be/3gwQVzD8_gw?si=-WJGvDDC5fCZlet7
My favorite part is where the new, $4 billion Panasonic battery plant in Kansas, requires a coal fired power plant to generate enough energy to produce batteries for EVs.
Nobody tell them that the EVs run off of coal-fired plants.
Hey now! In NJ despite our best efforts to shut it down over 50% of our electric is nuclear.
I like to say my Tesla is mostly nuclear powered.
As a kid, people used to talk about the nuclear age. We were going.to keep building better nuke plants, recycle the fuel in breeder reactors, etc. it was going to be clean, cheap, and limitless. Enough that electric cars might even be practical.
Now that I live in SC, maybe I am in the nuclear age. The state has 6 plants operating a total of 10 reactors.
Why can’t we just have a regulation ordering the planet to lower its CO2 levels? Seems way less complicated.
Doi you even grift, bro?
Similar to “No Guns Allowed on These Premises” signs?
Just declare Earth to be a No Carbon Dioxide zone and put up signs.
EV’s are the ultimate luxury belief. Mining the metals for the batteries cause tons of environmental damage, the workers are exploited (including the kids who mine the Cobalt), there is no way to recycle the batteries, and charging is done using fossil fuels. But all of that is put out of the minds of the people who drive around the US feeling smug.
Whyizzit that I think some people have wrapped their egos in this issue?
Shouldn’t that be a squishy plop instead of a dull thud?
“Her labia splashed into his lap with a dull thud.”
I..I….uh…ummm
Prosthetics all the way down.
Just like movie magic.
barftastic.
barrrf
Yes. Yes you do.
BARF
“…like a raccoon climbing a screen door.”
yes indeed.
That was my favorite
Mumbo jumbo
Bernice A. King, CEO of The King Center and youngest daughter of the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr., has now partnered with OMBW to call for change.
“Advancing these everyday issues would not only benefit Black women, but all Americans. That is why we must advocate for systemic change because, in effect, we are creating systems that help cultivate a beloved community and promote a more equitable and inclusive future for generations to come,” King said.
That certainly clears it all up.
OMBW? Orange Man Bad Women?
Google says
One Million Black Women
That sounds like a Tyler Perry movie.
But they are all him in drag.
Office of Managing Black women.
“systemic change” = endless tribute
Why can’t we just have a regulation ordering the planet to lower its CO2 levels? Seems way less complicated.
I think you may be on to something. At the very least, we can revise our methodology for calculating atmospheric CO2. It works for inflation and unemployment.
Brilliant. You should win an award for that.
You should get a grant to study this.
Shrinkmissions.
As soon as they outlaw gas-powered vehicles, this is exactly what they are going to do.
“Look! It worked!”
Just like ObamaCare.
They already juice the efficiency ratings of the EV’s.
And there goes lunch.
More good news
The White House will approve a request from a group of Midwest governors to allow year-round sales of gasoline with higher blends of ethanol, but will push the start date into next year, two sources familiar with discussions said.
The decision will likely be bittersweet for the biofuel industry, which wants to expand sales of corn-based ethanol but might be frustrated by the 2025 start date. The one-year delay could put off any potential localized price spikes and supply issues that the oil industry says could arise from the decision until after the U.S. election, the sources said.
Under the plan, the administration would grant a 2022 request from the governors of Illinois, Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin to allow year-round sales of E15, or gasoline with 15% ethanol, starting next year, the sources said. In the meantime, the EPA could issue a temporary waiver enabling such sales as needed.
Wisconsin and Minnesota are battleground states in this year’s presidential contest in November. Inflation and the economy are key vulnerabilities for President Joe Biden’s re-election campaign.
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For years the ethanol industry has pushed to lift the restrictions on E15 sales nationwide, arguing the environmental impacts have been overstated.
The request from the Midwestern states has been controversial, however, as oil refiners including HF Sinclair Corp (DINO.N), opens new tab and Phillips 66 (PSX.N), opens new tab, have warned that a patchwork approach to approving E15 sales would complicate fuel supply logistics and raise the risk of spot shortages.
Ethanol groups say they would prefer a nationwide legislative fix to allow for expanded E15 sales, versus the regional approach.
*muffled incoherent shouting*
So, are auto companies in league with the ethanol lobby, hoping to sell more vehicles as the current ones blow up from bad fuel?
The Glazier’s Union just happens to attend the same parties as the Rock-Throwing Society, that’s all.
Now that the House is done impeaching, however, some Senate Democrats are predicting that a snoozer will result from all the hype.
…
Senate Democratic leadership has already laid out some plans for the trial. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer’s office said House impeachment managers will present the articles of impeachment to the Senate after this week’s recess. Senators will be sworn in as jurors the next day and Sen. Patty Murray (D-Wash.) will preside over the proceedings.
https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/02/20/congress/mayorkas-trial-could-be-a-snoozer-00142182
Don’t even bother to watch it. And stay away from any coverage. You’ll be bored to tears, trust us.
Oklahoma Glibs – I think she’s single!
Two Jags, A Kia, 5 Insurance Claims And A 63 Percent Loan: 20-Year Old Reports Experiencing Some Financial Problems
https://jalopnik.com/two-jags-a-kia-5-car-crashes-and-a-63-percent-loan-2-1851274487
Hannah, however, was created in a lab to make people very angry online, and a bunch of bad decisions began to add up fast.
After hitting a deer and totaling her Kia, Hanna decided to replace it with a Jaguar F-Pace. A diesel F-Pace. At the very least, you’ve got to respect the decision to go diesel…Unfortunately for Hannah, she hydroplaned and totaled the F-Pace before she could register it.
I appreciate a woman who likes to make bad decisions.
You just need her to make a couple more? 🙂
If that blonde girl at the top is her you know, I think I could talk some financial sense into her. And she likes diesels too, she just needs to learn basic math.
She’s only one state over!
*Starts building cinder block wall around house
I hope that the wimmen in these stories are smarter than the Minnesoda wimmen. Our gals are chumps (and not too good at math) but, by doG they are gonna have it all!
I’d say that the gals who are smart enough to realize that staying at home with their kids and raising them are the real smart ones in this story.
I wonder what the distribution of workplace injuries and death look like? Think those might also happen to be dominated by men too?
The Gender Pay Gap
Jonathon Pie is brilliant even if he is a raging liberal at heart.
The Gender Pay Gap: This time with 100% more moderately attractive egirl.
Sh0e has a pretty nice body, if you’ve seen the nudes.
I haven’t. I have always had kind of a little sister parasocial relationship with her so it wasn’t something I ever really looked for.
Nobody ever reads my comments anyway.
That is fantastic. If only we had some contributing writers who were Spanish speakers.
I want to be friends with that hat.
In Argentina, the hair tousles YOU!
Oh bravo!
Awesome
Ol’ Blue Eyes.
her response is basically that she’s a good driver. Plus one of the last things she said is that she still wants to upgrade her current Jaguar next year.
It doesn’t specify the model, but I’d advise putting a 2JZ with a twin turbo setup in it if possible.
“Sometimes women decide it is just not worth it to enter the workforce because the cost of childcare will outpace the cost of their wages,” she said.
Whoa.
Dr. Christina Ewig, director for the Center on Women, Gender, and Public Policy at the University of Minnesota who helped lead the project, said one factor is what she called “occupational segregation” — more women are working lower-wage jobs.
Bank presidents make more than lunch ladies?
No
fucking
way.
There are several ways to achieve fusion energy, but the most common involves using hydrogen variants as an input fuel and raising temperatures to extraordinarily high levels in a donut-shaped machine, known as a tokamak, to create a plasma, a soup-like state of matter.
But that plasma needs to be controlled and is highly susceptible to “tearing” and escaping the machine’s powerful magnetic fields that are designed to keep the plasma contained.
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/21/climate/nuclear-fusion-ai-climate-solution/index.html
Will it be a problem that AI sometimes just makes stuff up?
Despite the promising progress, fusion energy is a long way from becoming commercially available – well beyond the years that deep, sustained cuts to planet-warming pollution are required to stave off worsening impacts of the climate crisis.
Scientists say those pollution cuts are required this decade.
Are these the same scientists who are conducting the experiments?
I bet we could use thorium reactors until we get the nuke fusion reactors working properly.
At least its the right application of machine learning – to discover patterns and address before they arise in this application. Just don’t tell it you’re a white male.
Small thorium reactors coming?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4XahwtJUk
Sheared flow stabilized Z pinch is where it’s at.
But that plasma needs to be controlled and is highly susceptible to “tearing” and escaping the machine’s powerful magnetic fields that are designed to keep the plasma contained.
That fugitive plasma wouldn’t by any chance be incredibly destructive, would it? You know, if you, like, aimed it at something?
That was one of my favorite weapons in Quake II.
Anyone want to justify .22LR @ $0.38/round?
https://www.killoughshootingsports.com/22lr-ammunition-c4/eley-tenex-22lr-rimfire-cartridges-p29
Do you want to win Olympic matches?
I shoot Eley club at +/-20 cents a round, haven’t found anything as good at near the price range
I am a terrible bullseye shooter.
Fuck I’m old – I remember buying plinking grade .22 for $0.02 per round
Anyone want to justify .22LR @ $0.38/round?
Is it self-targetting and silent?