Soccer tournament all weekend. A four day long siege watching my daughter turn pink and eating an insane amount of pasta. At some point we both got tired of eating those packaged ravioli they sell at Aldi. Which BTW, that finally opened and I was both disappointed and delighted by what was there.
Anyways, they got trounced by a club that routinely builds 20+ girl all star teams and send them to these regional tournaments they know are being attended by college scouts. She’s a defender, and tends to be the bruiser type. The winger on this team eventually got pissed off and they appeared to exchanged words. The next play to he side of the field my daughter hip checks this girl and got a yellow card.
I later found out after the game the words exchanged were, “don’t fucking touch me again.”
They lost 6-0.
¡Enalces!
¡Puto!
On the subject of futból, the Mexican soccer federation is currently in arbitration with FIFA for routinely calling goalkeepers from other countries a bitch. Seriously, this is not intended to be a homophobic slur. Puto means bitch. They are calling him, a bitch. This is not homophobic, but it is chauvinistic—unless of course you equate gay men with women, which is rather homophobic if you ask me.
Never get high on your own supply, dumbass.
Maybe I’ve been listening to too many CIA color revolution conspiracies. Call me crazy but this looks like they’re doing it to Mexico.
Andrea Gonzalez Vera, the co-founder of Arco Iris, says Rivas’ story is common. She says drug cartels and gangs tend to be deeply homophobic.
“The LGBT community is a very specific target for organized crime,” she says.
If you haven’t been following the spat between Lula and Netanyahu, its actually pretty funny. Lula compared the Gaza war to the Holocaust, them refused to apologize. So they expelled Brazil’s diplomats from Israel. Elsewhere I did read Israel was willing to reestablish relations provided the Brazilian ambassador agreed to meet …at a Holocaust Museum.
This strikes me as a Judas Titty-Fucking Priest type of day.
“A four day long siege watching my daughter turn pink and eating an insane amount of pasta.”
Too much sauce?
Embarrassed to be seen with her dad?
Except at the check out register
A long time ago, I brought the Altar Girl to the local pool. After a couple hours, I went over to tell her it was time to go.
PJ: Hey we need to go soon. So wrap it up.
Altar Girl: OK
AG’s Friend: Who was that?
AG: My dad. We look nothing alike…. thank god
Altar Girl was only 5 or so, so her comment managed to kick down the door and a couple walls of the self-esteem that I had worked so hard to build up.
Could be worse.
I picked up my 16 year old daughter from volleyball practice and one of her teamates saidto her, “I didn’t know you had such a cute brother”.
We couldn’t get out of there fast enough.
I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $1000, Alex.
You’re right, I’m just trying to impress you.
I mean, who isn’t?
I know, right?
I was 34 znd could have passed for 20 at the time.
Looking at my wedding pictures, we look like a couple kids playing dress up.
Too much sun.
Whatever DAD. *rolls eyes and turns pink
“protect democracy”
They keep using that word.
Replacing the “cy” at the end with “ts” would be too candid.
It means getting their way. When the masses want to make bad decisions at the ballot they find ways around that.
The ruling class is protecting itself. That’s all it is.
Sounds like FIFA is being a bitch.
At Arco Iris the environment is cozy, but the mood is apprehensive. Sitting in the living room, curtains drawn, a group — mostly from Central America — is watching a video tutorial on how to get an interview to request asylum with U.S. Customs And Border Protection. The idea is to encourage people to come to the U.S. legally, rather than just cross the border.
The fact that NPR apparently published that last sentence with a straight face speaks volumes to their credulity — or that of their listeners / readers.
Judas Titty-Fucking Priest
I don’t think Rob Halford ever did much titty-fucking.
No fat dudes?
He said “Titty-Fucking Priest“.
That means we are talking Altar Boys, not dudes.
If I dont cut some weight Ill have sweat stains in front like Schumer.
Hawt.
Amy or Chuck?
I truly love “QUILTBAG”, but I saw another that made me chuckle the other day. Someone was referring to the “LG HDTV” crowd.
Ooof.
Your daughter handled the bitchy winger perfectly. Don’t take shit on the field ever.
Bitchy Winger
Bitchy Winger
Bitchy Winger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjV2D4s2kDU
Not the way to handle it. IIRC, she got a yellow. That is such a clear straight red, I have no idea what the ref was thinking.
I remember that.
That’s not even what she got a yellow for – tripping someone else, later on.
ZOMG! ZOMG!
Well that isn’t as exciting as Amazon trying to spy on the heroic union organizers.
Also:
So there were already two other cameras in the room. This story stinks!
In case anyone cares, the history of labor protests here in Minnesoda by Somalis working in an Amazon warehouse is pretty much the following:
1) The proggies and unions trumpet some upcoming protest/walkout. Talk about how the Somali workers are sooooo mad about the working conditions.
2) Time for the walkout comes and maybe a couple dozen workers actually walk out. They are always outnumbered by the proggies and union organizers who swear they are trying to “help” them. The regular Somalis stay on the job. They realize they are getting paid very well for immigrants with poor language skills and no real work history.
3) Proggies and union jackasses tell the media (who parrot their talking points verbatim) that Amazon is so evil that no one walked out because of fear of repercussions.
Ilhan Omar and a few of her buddies are always there talking about how bad Amazon is for giving people good jobs.
Call me old-fashioned but, bathroom aside, I have no expectation of privacy while at the office.
I know, right?
Chuck Berry has a sad.
Weren’t they speaking East African? So normal people wouldn’t understand
They wanted cheap labor, they got cheap labor.
Maybe I’ve been listening to too many CIA color revolution conspiracies. Call me crazy but this looks like they’re doing it to Mexico.
Could be.
Or someone in Mexico is just copying the formula.
Knock off Mexican color revolutions?
If you’re familiar with Mexico’s history, all it takes is a stiff breeze. If they’re involved, it’s a cushy job.
Speaking of Aldi…https://www.phillyburbs.com/story/money/food/2024/02/20/aldi-wine-price-bottle/72671819007/
$4.95/bottle.
*waits for rant by OMWC*
A friend brought a bottle of Napa Cab from Aldi to a wine tasting recently. It was actually a pretty decent bottle of wine.
I wonder how dry the “extra dry” sparkling is. Everything else looks on the way too sweet side.
We bought a variety of Winking Owl wines at Aldi’s for Christmas for under $4 a bottle. I’m sure wine snobs would turn their noses up at it, but It’s actually pretty good.
Just keep the paper bag wrapped around the bottle when you drink out of it like any self respecting wino.
Half a glass of Everclear to act as a helper.
“That’s some good shit, man!”
Don’t apologize. I once conducted a wine blind tasting and 1/3 of the participants picked the “two buck Chuck” as their best tasting red, against several reds costing $15 and $20 per bottle
This strikes me as a Judas Titty-Fucking Priest type of day.
Good song
He seems nice
When the Northwood School Board meets Wednesday night, it won’t be to cover the “three R’s.” Instead, they’ll be dealing with the “N-word” and other racial and obscene comments from one of their own members: outspoken progressive Gary Caron.
Caron has a history of using obscene and sexually explicit language to attack conservatives and Republicans in social posts, and the newest member of Northwood’s School Board hasn’t slowed down since taking office.
When a conservative commentator posted a meme with the message that former U.S. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) ought to be sent to the Guantanamo Bay Detention Camp last week, Caron responded with a sexual threat.
“I’d love to see you in GTMO after I [explicit] your ass red raw,” Caron posted.
More here
“A Massachusetts high school girls’ basketball team was forced to forfeit its game after a transgender player on the opposing team injured three players.
The Collegiate Charter School of Lowell Girls’ Basketball team dropped out of their February 8 game against KIPP Massachusetts after one of KIPP’s players, who is a biological male, injured three of their athletes.
Collegiate Charter School officials said the team decided to forfeit because the other players feared getting injured and not being able to compete in the playoffs that were a few days later….
The KIPP’s player that is a biological male who identifies as a female is more than 6 feet tall and has facial hair, a source told Fox News Digital….
The Massachusetts Interscholastic Athletic Association said a player cannot be excluded from a team based on gender identity.
Section 43.3.1 on the handbook said, ‘A student shall not be excluded from participation on a gender-specific sports team that is consistent with the student’s bona fide gender identity.'”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13105605/Trans-basketball-high-school-game-injury-forfeit-Massachusetts.html
Putting aside the main issue that biological males have an unfair advantage regardless. How the fuck is having facial hair “consistent with the student’s bona fide gender identity” if he identifies as feminine?
How about the assaults? Where the fuck are the refs? Bunch of no dick pussies, I’d wager.
Maybe he also identifies as a dwarf? Don’t dwarf wimmin have beards?
Sorry girls. You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.
Wouldn’t be surprised if he suddenly identifies as “feminine” AND “queer”. The beauty of self-identifying one’s gender is they can change or amend it at any time if convenient.
Why do you want to erase the bearded ladies from history?
Yeah, actually I do.
I gotta say, looking at the video, two players were holding on to the ball and the stronger one wrenched it away, no big deal. It could have happened in a game with all girls.
Not that I think a boy identifying as a girl should be able to play on a girls team, but the video to me is not all that shocking. I wonder what happened to the other two injured players.
Oleksandr Syrskyi, the new head of the Ukrainian army, was born in Russia. His parents and younger brother still live there, in the city of Vladimir. Not something that happens often unless it’s a civil war.
Or a war of independence.
Had the South achieved victory in the civil war, they would have called it their war of independence.
Potato, Potahto
“War of Remaining Independent”
I don’t know how to say that in Ukranian.
Stolen cars recovered
Two cars worth over $150,000 that were stolen from a New Hampshire auto dealership over the weekend were later recovered in Boston.
The two cars — a white 2020 Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Widebody and a red 2021 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat — were stolen from Foss Motors in Exeter, New Hampshire, during the overnight hours on Saturday, according to police. The cars are worth over $76,000 apiece.
The theft was reported by the dealership, located at 133 Portsmouth Ave., around 7:30 a.m. on Saturday following a review of surveillance video that showed a newer model Jeep Grand Cherokee in the parking lot and two suspects exiting the vehicle and heading toward three Dodge SRT Hellcats.
Police said it appears the suspects tried to steal a third car, a 2021 Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Redeye Widebody that was found with a shattered driver’s side rear window. The susspects did not have the keys to the cars, and police believe they might have used an electronic device to gain access and start them.
“Two adults were charged with murder Tuesday over the terrifying shooting at the Kansas City Chiefs Super Bowl parade that left one dead and 22 others hospitalized, prosecutors said.
Dominic Miller and Lyndell Mays both face charges of second-degree murder and two counts of armed criminal action and unlawful use of a weapon….
The charges come just days after two teens were slapped with gun and resisting arrest charges.
Those teens were charged as minors, but officials said they could be upgraded to adults in the coming weeks.”
https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/two-adults-charged-with-murder-in-deadly-kansas-city-super-bowl-parade-shooting/
So four shooters?
Man, I was giving even money that one of them would have an apostrophe in his name.
So what if it is. FIFA is not going to have any better luck changing human nature than any other creaky, decrepit authoritarian regime.
Nut up and deal, targets of hateful rhetoric.
Also, I understand that now it is the US’s responsibility to shelter every letter of the alphabet that arrives from a country which doesn’t meet our lofty standards of
tolerationpromotioncelebration. I’m sorry but… no. Everyone has it so rough nowadays and I’m just goddamn sick of hearing of it.The correct thing to do is to refer consistently to the Mexican team as Los Putos.
https://www.fastfoodpost.com/ihop-introduces-new-meaty-cheesy-n-crispy-mega-omelette/
That thing looks like it could feed me for a whole day.
It looks tasty.
And low carbs too, kind of a diet meal
LOL
side of beef?
Needs gravy.
Unironically yes.
“Maybe I’ve been listening to too many CIA color revolution conspiracies.”
I believe that. They perfected their methods and eventually used them on us. Doing the same to Mexico is not at all far fetched.
They perfected their methods and eventually used them on us.
Yes. The Summer of Mostly Peaceful Protests was a color revolution.
Florida Man Bad. “Adobe workers reportedly protest California conference’s move to ‘hostile environment’ of Florida”
https://www.sfgate.com/tech/article/adobe-florida-conference-petition-protest-18677788.php
It’s because of the
homotransIslamophobia… right wing haters.Oh noes, 1.8% of the employees signed a letter!
That’s a nice chunk of savings after that deadweight is jettisoned.
And they think this a good thing, of course.
Can’t say that I blame them. If there’s one place in Florida that’s dangerous for a colored person or QUILTBAG to show his face in public, it’s Miami Beach.
Fuck Adobe for killing off ColdFusion (and Fireworks).
Fuck Adobe for a whole lot of things, but especially their subscription model.
Interesting to me is that the they were running with only 300 people.
https://www.foxbusiness.com/retail/ny-village-losing-its-soul-nations-oldest-gun-manufacturer-flees-blue-state-georgia
Welcome to NY’s friendly business and gun climate.
Fine them 355 M for daring to move their business out of NY, show ’em who’s boss. NY should take over the company and run it themselves.
“the company paid $73 million as part of a lawsuit stemming from the Sandy Hook mass shooting in 2012”
I guess they shouldn’t have shot those kids.
Interesting take on EVs and why they are failing on the market.
Meanwhile, the EV is deeply loved by many as 1) a second car, 2) for well-to-do suburban commuters, 3) who own homes, 4) can charge overnight, and 5) have a gas car as a backup for cold weather and out-of-town trips. That is to say, the market is becoming exactly what it should be – a street-worthy golf cart with very fancy features – and not some paradigmatic case for the “great reset.”
As an EV owner that article is on point!
Plus free Fed money and no NJ sales tax.
Those points are precisely right.
#1 & #5 are why I won’t be looking at an EV for our next car, even though #3 & #4 are covered.
The wife’s cousin has an EV, and yes it is exactly those five things. His wife refuses to ride in it, especially after it ran out of charge in town one time.
If it wasn’t a Nissan Leaf it takes some skill to do that around town.
Usually this happens to people on road trips in non Tesla vehicles.
Nope it was a Chevy Bolt. Not sure how that happened, but his wife got a ride home and he plugged it into the wall at a nearby nursing home, just long enough to get it moving.
We have a public parking lot in town with a few subsidized (I refuse to call them FREE) charging stations and he usually leaves it there, and drives back and forth to that lot using his gas powered truck.
I went to the car show this weekend which was heavy on EVs. We test drove one of them and our chaperone was telling us, “I live in hurricane country, so there’s no way I’d get one as my only car. When you need to evacuate you can’t wait around for a charge.”
– a street-worthy golf cart with very fancy features –
I’ve called them that many time and annoyed my friends. An EV is a glorified golf cart.
It’s perfect. Mind you it’s got AC and Netflix too.
Perfect for Dangerfield and Caddyshack.
/looks at the fancy golf carts up on Put-In-Bay
450 horses and all wheel drive. Golf cart.
Honestly, the ergonomics of driving one was EXACTLY like a golf cart, down to the flexible flat floor in the driver’s area.
Putting aside the main issue that biological males have an unfair advantage regardless. How the fuck is having facial hair “consistent with the student’s bona fide gender identity” if he identifies as feminine?
He’s planning a career as a carnival sideshow bearded lady, duh.
* Breaks into “The Greatest Showman” songs *
JFC.
https://www.thecut.com/article/amazon-scam-call-ftc-arrest-warrants.html
I’m sympathetic, but what does she give advice on?
She is currently a financial advice columnist. But the best is: she got a BA in English from Columbia. So she is super qualified.
This is going to be the story that keeps on giving, isn’t it?
Did you hear how $50,000 fell out of her ass?
Until she handed to some guy in a kilt who shoved it back up his ass.
That’s dirty money
May be the first time this scam has worked.
I read about scams like that almost every day in Russian Telegram channels. Some of the victims are somewhat prominent and probably not completely stupid, for example, yesterday I read about a former general who lost about $16k.
I do like how they have a button “show only good news”
“When you have heartburn, you eat a Tums that dissolves and makes the liquid in your stomach less acidic,” said Adam Subhas, an associate scientist at WHOI and the project’s principal investigator. “By analogy, we’re adding this alkaline material to seawater, and it is letting the ocean take up more CO2 without provoking more ocean acidification. Everything that we’re seeing so far is that it is environmentally safe.”
https://archive.is/MbDCr
Isn’t there a type of plankton that already does something like this? When it gets hot, the plankton (or whatever) release spores into the atmosphere to that increase cloud cover. When it’s cooler, the spores are not released, which reduces cloud cover.
That’s a deep cut.
Such a wonderfully uneven film.
I haven’t seen it since… I don’t know when; a pre-teen, maybe? I still have distinct memories of:
– the crystal in the palm(?) turn read
– the renewal ceremony and them flying
and not much else.
I should carve out time for a re-watch.
President Xi Appointed To Serve On San Francisco Elections Commission
When reached for comment, Xi expressed gratitude for the opportunity to serve. “Thank you for such a great honor,” he said through an interpreter. “My years of experience in secretly overseeing elections in the United States will come in handy in my new role publicly overseeing elections in the United States. Starting out small in an area like San Francisco, which is basically a Chinese province, will let me get my feet wet before I expand my influence. Also, please continue using TikTok. Thank you.”
https://babylonbee.com/news/president-xi-appointed-to-serve-on-san-francisco-elections-commission
If you want to read a bit of willful blindness derp, here is your huckleberry: https://www.natesilver.net/p/its-time-for-the-white-house-to-put/comments
And the comments? Makes a communist retard like Freddy DeBoring look rational and well thougt.
At this point they should hope he’s senile. Otherwise they have to admit that a person with all his faculties can be that bad.
At the least a rational Lyndon LaRouche.
My day:
😊
“He fixes the
cableRV?”+ Hungus
👍
Had my 3rd math teacher interview earlier today. They asked me if had any offers yet, which I took as a good sign. Also, today I learned that a physics professor from the University of Florida lives at the Chiefland Astronomy Village a few miles from my apartment. Looks I’m not the top dog of math in these parts after all.
But you are still the top dog of derp.
Hail to the king, baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or3okI_mad8
The rest of us are left holding the bag, and paying very high repair bills for cars that are non-optimal for driving from one town to another and back again in the cold weather that was supposed to be gone by now had the “climate change” prophets been correct. They turn out to be as correct as those who promised us that we would no longer need “fossil fuels” and that the magic inoculation would protect everyone from a killer virus.
Yes, the energy fairy will wave her magic wand and we will have no further need for fossil fuels.
In the last few days, word has leaked out that the EPA is likely to put a hold on their newest harshest auto emission rules. Physics has caught up with them, it seems.
Or another election looms?
That soccer story reminds me of when my son made the all star team and in their first match they played a traveling team.
Final was 13-0 and the other parents would get so excited when they scored or almost scored it seemed like they were watching a professional game.
Definitely showed me a different level of talent and assholery compared to what I was used to in the minor leagues.
Sounds like you need to up your level of assholery. :-p
Speaking of exercises in futility- IndyCar’s move to hybrid powerplants (supposedly for the ’24 season) has been pushed back again to some time after the 500. Like those shitboxes need to be even heavier and more complex than they already are. I saw an article about a recent test; the official line is things are greatly improved, and they will be awesome. There is one potentially good thing about the motor/generator in the bellhousing- somebody, I don’t remember who, spun off and was able to use it to restart the car and drive back to the pits. Finally, after 100 years, on board starters.
I can’t find it now but someone did a solid back-of-the-envelope breakdown of F1’s switch to “sustainable” fuels for the cars and what a infinitesimal drop in the bucket it was compared to the fleet of jets that flies the circus around the world.
I am no longer just First. I am The First.
I have transcended.
I have transcended transcendence.
Transcendence?
I think he meant transitioned.
Is that like The Ohio State University?
I can’t find it now but someone did a solid back-of-the-envelope breakdown of F1’s switch to “sustainable” fuels for the cars and what a infinitesimal drop in the bucket it was compared to the fleet of jets that flies the circus around the world.
Driving4cars did a good one.
Gaaah- not Driving4cars.
Driving4answers.
“¡Enalces!”
Now you’re just fucking with me.
*raises arms in V for Victory*
Fine tuning
Ford Motor Co on Tuesday said it had cut prices on its Mustang Mach-E electric SUV by up to $8,100 after sales fell sharply in January.
The No. 2 U.S. automaker’s lowest-price 2023 model year Mach E version now has a suggested retail price of $39,895, down from $42,995. The higher-end Mach-E GT spec will cost about $7,600 less, at $52,395. Other versions including the extended-range premium version will drop in price by $8,100 to $48,895.
Ford said the price cuts come as the automaker continues “to adapt to the market to achieve the optimal mix of sales growth and customer value.”
The Dearborn, Michigan-based automaker said U.S. sales of the Mach-E fell by 51% in January to 1,295.
People love these things.
Ha Ha
My boss’s F-150 Lightning had to have 7 parts put on it 2 weeks after he bought it because it wouldn’t charge.
Trump Judge Engoron’s New York Fraud Ruling is RIDICULOUS! Judicial Corruption EXPLAINED! Viva Frei
The Bee stings.
Another Democrat Attempts To Purchase A Black Man
“Not so long ago, its exterior was graffitied with a homophobic slur. ”
This false flag bullshit, does it work on anyone other than the choir?
Re: Missouri gun laws – “Background checks are required for purchases from federally licensed dealers, but they are not required for gun show sales or private purchases or gifts.”
Gun grabbers lie.