STEVE SMITH MONDAY LINKS OF LINKING

by | Feb 12, 2024 | Cryptids, Daily Links | 184 comments

STEVE SMITH WANT PLAY MASTERS!

 

STEVE SMITH HALP. CHEESE PERSON TAKE DAY OFF, AND STEVE SMITH GET CALL DO LINKS. HIM HAVE MANY SNACKS, WATCH FOOTBALLS YESTERDAY, NOW GET READY FOR GOLFINGS. BUT FIRST GIVE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS LINKS.

  1. EAST GLIBS OK? STEVE SMITH HIBERNATE WHEN SNOW TOO BAD. BY HIBERNATE, MEAN STAY IN CAVE, EAT SNACKS, SURF INTERWEBNETZ.
  2. IT LOOK BAD IN FAR AWAY VOTE THING. THEM NEED STEVE SMITH, PROMINENT FOREST LAWYER HELP.
  3. OLD GLIB HOOMANS, BE CAREFUL!

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STEVE SMITH

STEVE SMITH

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184 Comments

  1. Mojeaux

    I got my lawyer on my speeding ticket. Sorry, Steve Smith. I couldn’t afford your fees.

    • SDF-7

      Serious question — what are you expecting the lawyer to be able to do here? It sounded unfortunately pretty cut and dried the way you described things.

      If you can say — for all I know your communications here could fall under discovery if the state gets all pissy or something.

      • Mojeaux

        Normally (i.e., not in a school zone), lawyer gets the ticket knocked down to “driving a defective vehicle” or similar non-moving violation. Pay a fine. No points. In this case, it’s still a possibility, although not a probability. The other option is a suspended sentence, so long as I don’t get another ticket in 1-2 years, after which it goes away. Pay a fine. No points. Possibly have to attend a driving class. This is the probable outcome. In either case, I don’t have to appear before the court. The lawyer does that.

      • SDF-7

        Thanks. Hadn’t considered a sort of “plea bargain” approach. Good luck, hope it works out.

      • Mojeaux

        No problem. It’s standard operating procedure around here. It’s called “fixing tickets.” I just didn’t know how the school zone thing would impact it, seeing as it was a mandatory court date. In any case, I already have my response from the prosecutor and it’s pretty close to what I described. Trying to hammer out the driving course part to decide between my options.

      • Bobarian LMD

        It’s traffic court aka revenue generation. They don’t want to waste time having to fuck with your lawyer.

      • SDF-7

        They don’t want to waste time having to fuck with your lawyer.

        STEVE SMITH OKAY WITH MISSING OUT ON CASE NOW.

  2. SDF-7

    OLD GLIB HOOMANS, BE CAREFUL!

    I would assume STEVE SMITH is ready to help any older glibs with proper handling of both pickle and balls.

    • bacon-magic

      STEVE SMITH PREFER “HIDE THE PICKLE”.

  3. The Other Kevin

    That man seems impressed by STEVE SMITH’S putter.

    • SDF-7

      STEVE SMITH JUST GAVE MAN EXCELLENT RENDITION OF “WHAT WHAT? IN THE PUTT!”

  4. The Other Kevin

    Thankfully no winter storm for us. The weather looks good for my 25th wedding anniversary tomorrow. Still no trip to Tahiti, and now that we’ve opened a business we’ll have to wait a while longer. When we got married in 99 I remember at the end of the night my Jeep’s thermometer showing -17 American degrees.

    • SDF-7

      Early congrats, TOK!

    • kinnath

      Congrats.

      Our 48th is coming up next month.

      • robc

        10th in April.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        18th was last Oct.

    • Tonio

      Early congrats.

    • pistoffnick

      You spent your honeymoon in the back of a Jeep?

      Congratulations!

      • The Other Kevin

        No a Disney cruise. Yes we have mental issues. 🙂

    • DEG

      Congratulations!

  5. Fatty Bolger

    FYI: I just got a notice that some of Greg Bear’s books are on sale for only $1.99 on Amazon Kindle and other e-book sites. Includes Legacy, Moving Mars, Slant, Hardfought, The Serpent Mage, and The Venging.

    • robc

      I really like Moving Mars. It is probably the one of his I reread the most. It isn’t my favorite, but Eon got dated after the fall of the Soviet Union. And when Atlanta didnt get nuked in 1996 (unless you count the Olympics).

      • Timeloose

        Scattershot was short story by him. It would make a great series. It’s about a ship made up of parts and people from all of the ships destroyed by a type of disruptor. All of the alternate realities and aliens included.

        Sort of a huge city that keeps growing with a population randomly increasing and decreasing. Great alien of the week potential.

    • SDF-7

      Nice… I can’t remember the last place where I had little enough light pollution to see more than the major stars.

      • slumbrew

        We rented a cottage in Boothbay, ME that was at the mouth of the Damariscotta river, pretty far from town.

        It was amazing to see all the stars and the Milky Way itself.

        It was also a depressing reminder of how bad my eyes have gotten – I remember the stars being so much clearer when I was young.

      • robc

        With expansion, they are much further away now.

      • hayeksplosives

        Yeah…That’s the ticket!

      • R C Dean

        Tucson has that clear desert air, and is pretty good with “dark skies” lighting because of the observatories. The nights are great.

  6. CPRM

    plowable snow

    Is there some kind of snow that can’t be ploughed?

    • SDF-7

      That feels like the lead in to a joke I heard in elementary school…

      Have you been outside in the snoo?

      Snoo? What’s snoo?

      Nothing! What’s new with you!

    • Pope Jimbo

      Fugly snow can’t be ploughed*

      * Well it can be if you’ve had at least 10 beers and it is almost closing time, but your buddies will tease you about it for decades.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        “Look who should have used a blower!”

        Something like that?

    • DEG

      I’ve seen storms where the ground was warm enough that the snow melted soon after it hit the ground. No one bothered plowing.

      • Mojeaux

        We have those regularly at the beginning of snow season, but then the ground gradually gets cold enough that it’ll stick.

  7. Bobarian LMD

    BY HIBERNATE, MEAN STAY IN CAVE, EAT SNACKS, SURF INTERWEBNETZ.

    Don’t be the cave.

    • SDF-7

      CAVE NOT CHOOSE STEVE SMITH, STEVEN SMITH CHOOSE CAVE.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Evil tech bros want to destroy a beautiful city

    I could keep going … but you get the picture. This Mirror World Mafia does not include any moderates, much less Democrats. It’s all just a well-funded effort to red-pill San Francisco. But pivoting the city of St. Francis away from progressivism and toward plutocracy and prisons won’t necessarily be easy.

    San Francisco politics are close-knit and personal. Big money doesn’t always win. The progressive leaders Tan despises were recently elected by the voters. Business-led efforts to break the city’s progressive spirit have failed in the past, said Jim Ross, a veteran political consultant. “Their message is basically ‘let us run over you,’ literally and figuratively, and let us use San Francisco as our little lab,” said Ross, who doubts Tan will succeed.

    Have a big steaming bowl of sneering outrage. San Francisco is apparently perfect just as it is.

    • SDF-7

      Well, my impression is that those icky icky business folks will increasingly leave those progressive leaders and voters to it.

      Maybe they’ll eventually get a Harry Callaghan — but I doubt it.

    • Gender Traitor

      “The shit on our sidewalks smells like roses!” (Or is it sandalwood and patchouli?)

    • rhywun

      Why not? You’ve had your turn for almost a half century now and you’re turned it into a fucking toilet… unless… don’t tell us you like it that way?!

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        It isn’t that they like it that way, it is simply that they feel it is the most authentic that way. That this is what city living is, that this is the best way to help people in need, that the way they are living is, to borrow a phrase, enlightened.

        It is their version of a hair shirt. Penance for living the good life while others are misfortunate.

      • rhywun

        the best way to help people in need

        Yeah that part is terrifying and sad. You cannot reason with someone who walks through life so willfully blind.

        And then they bitch that it’s too expensive and taxes are too high and I just want to smack them upside the head.

    • Grumbletarian

      Crime rates were higher during the decades when moderate Democratic standard-bearers such as Dianne Feinstein, Kamala Harris, and Gavin Newsom held the city’s top leadership positions

      Moderates, huh? Is the author conceding that extremists run SF today?

      • rhywun

        I don’t remember them voting to defund the police and empty out the jails back then. Gosh I wonder if there is some relation.

      • Bobarian LMD

        If you don’t charge anyone with a crime, then crime rates tend to go down.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Tan’s portrayal of Musk’s Twitter as a victory for his own political vision speaks volumes. As I write, the billionaire owner of X-Twitter is on yet another of his racist conspiracy theory diatribes. Musk’s ownership of the platform unleashed a surge of hate speech and misinformation. “Our reporting has shown that, under his watch, the number of tweets containing slurs has risen by up to 202 percent; that tweets linking LGBTQ+ people to ‘child grooming’ have more than doubled; demonstrated that climate denial content and accounts are surging; and revealed Twitter’s failure to act on hate posted by Twitter Blue subscribers,” wrote Imran Ahmed of the Center for Countering Digital Hate. Musk, who called Ahmed a “rat,” filed a lawsuit against his nonprofit.

    I can’t be sure but this guy might not think very highly of Elon.

    • rhywun

      Is the “racist conspiracy theory diatribe” stated in that pile of garbage or does one read it in the penumbras?

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      “the number of tweets containing slurs has risen by up to 202 percent;” – Not what I’ve seen. Maybe try to not follow assholes.

      “that tweets linking LGBTQ+ people to ‘child grooming’ have more than doubled;” – They did unban Libs of Tik Tok, but if the shoe fits, wear it.

      “demonstrated that climate denial content and accounts are surging;” – Oh no! Won’t someone please protect me from different opinions!?!

      • Mojeaux

        “that tweets linking LGBTQ+ people to ‘child grooming’ have more than doubled;” – They did unban Libs of Tik Tok, but if the shoe fits, wear it.

        I follow a bunch of TERF and LGB-without-the-T accounts, so this is self-selected, but… Nobody’s accusing the LGBs of anything. Just the Ts.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Libs of Tik Tok does post a lot of stuff about rainbow flags in schools and books that schools keep in their libraries that are LBG recruitment or grooming guides, so it is directed at the LBGs that support it.

      • rhywun

        I think in that situation the “LBGTQetc” is just a dog whistle for a set of political beliefs, not a reference to specific “communities”.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Sounds right. Besides, I thought it was just Q now.

      • rhywun

        The T’s and their weirdo enablers are finding it harder to hide behind that crowd. It worked for a long time but people are seeing through it.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      It looks like that, when the brakes are removed, people don’t share your opinions.

  10. Drake

    This didn’t have to happen. Great kid, only child, big future… the people who killed him will never be held to account in this world.

    Right down the street from me so lots of upset people around here.

    • Ted S.

      Who killed him?

      • kinnath

        St. Antony and company

      • Ted S.

        No evidence, but I’m going to virtue signal anyway.

  11. Pope Jimbo

    Speaking of sportz, looks like STEVE SMITH might take up golf soon.

    Even the top professional golfers competing at WM Phoenix Open on Saturday couldn’t handle the drunken chaos of the notoriously rowdy crowd and lashed out at the noise and interruptions.

    The golf tournament at TPC Scottsdale had to cut off sales of alcohol to attendees at most locations along the course Saturday due to the intense partying and drunken rowdiness disrupting play and interfering with the golfers, NBC Sports reported. Moreover, fans were eventually not allowed onto the property later in the afternoon due to what officials said was overcrowding.

    Footage from the course captured some of the frustration from the golfers — as fans constantly interrupted the players with screams, chants, taunts, and other disruptions. In one instance, Billy Horschel confronted a fan after he witnessed him yelling at a golfer during his backswing.

    “Buddy when he is focused on the shot shut the hell up, man! Come on, he’s trying to hit a damn golf shot here. It’s our fucking job,” Horschel said.

    Golf and Tennis need to get over themselves and allow for cheering. If NBA players can shoot free throws while everyone screams, you can play your silly sport.

  12. Shpip

    HIM HAVE MANY SNACKS, WATCH FOOTBALLS YESTERDAY

    STEVE SMITH LOVE GOING UP THE MIDDLE ON SPLIT ENDZ. BY GOING UP THE MIDDLE MEAN….

    • R.J.

      I can’t even imagine. Horrible. Like something Joe Biden would do.

    • SDF-7

      Higher than a kite and hallucinating is the only charitable way I would give it not being intentional.

      And it would still be an incredible display of callous dumb-assery if so.

      • Mojeaux

        the only charitable way

        One-month-old baby … postpartum, single mother, little sleep.

        Most likely drugs, but let’s not discount the fucked-up-ed-ness of being a brand new mother. Because that shit fucks you up, mentally, emotionally, hormonally, and physically. (It took me 18 months to heal from my second baby.)

      • Ownbestenemy

        This. Even as a dad, not going through the hormonal hurricane made dumb decisions on autopilot with the kids.

    • tarran

      Ambien?

    • Gender Traitor

      Please forgive me if this seems as if I’m trying to “one-up” CPRM’s link, but there was a case locally a few year’s back where the mom used a microwave instead. ::shudders::

      Both horrific. Please feel free not to click my link. ::shudders again::

  13. The Late P Brooks

    Miscegenatin’

    Staff at an aquarium in North Carolina were left confused after a stingray became pregnant despite there not being a male in her tank.

    Scientists have a few theories about how this might have happened — and one involves a male shark.

    ——-

    However, scientists developed another theory when they noticed bite marks on the stingray. The stingray had been sharing her tank with two white-spot bamboo male sharks.

    “Then our light bulb went off — sharks bite to mate — did one of our young males mate with her?” Smith wrote.

    She said that the most recent ultrasound revealed that the stingray was pregnant with two, possibly three pups.

    Mutt sharks.

    • CPRM

      Was the guy who suggested that tugging at his collar and darting his eyes from side to side?

      • R.J.

        THEY LIKE BIG BUTTS AND THEY CANNOT LIE
        YOU OTHER SHARKS CAN’T DENY
        WHEN YOU SEE THAT STINGRAY BOUNCING…

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        My remora fish don’t want none
        unless you got wings, hon.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Between this and the blue whales from earlier today I’m starting to wonder about the animal kingdom and don’t even get me started on dolphins.

      • Nephilium

        Just ask Hank.

    • Shpip

      She said that the most recent ultrasound revealed that the stingray was pregnant with two, possibly three pups.

      That’s the thing with cartilaginous fish. Even if they did it, they’re going to skate.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m floundering for a witty retort.

      • Bobarian LMD

        Try lifting the scales from your eyes and play along… Just for the halibut.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Swiss, before narrowing your gaze, you should consider Mathew 7:3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the breem that is in thine own eye?

    • The Other Kevin

      Who had “sharks with stingray tails” as the cause of the apocalypse?

      • Pope Jimbo

        Steve Irwin?

      • Bobarian LMD

        Too soon!

      • Shpip

        At least he took a stab at a clever answer.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      The director, April Smith, said that one possible explanation was parthenogenesis, a process in which a female can produce an embryo asexually without an egg being fertilized with sperm.

      Could be Stingray Jesus.

      • R C Dean

        Somebody needs to prompt one of those graphics AIs with that.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    He’s a hep cat, daddy-o

    President Joe Biden’s re-election campaign has joined TikTok, despite sources saying earlier that the campaign wouldn’t formally use the social-media platform.

    Numbers from last month’s NBC News poll may help explain the Biden reversal, because they show the president struggling with young TikTok users, especially compared with young voters who don’t use the platform.

    The findings are consistent with earlier results from the November 2023 NBC News poll, as well as with other polls showing Biden’s struggles with younger voters.

    ——-

    Bottom line: Biden is doing worse with young voters who use TikTok than with young voters who don’t use the platform, even though the TikTok users overall lean more toward the Democratic Party.

    Once Creaky Joe locks up the kiddie vote Trump is toast.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Tomorrow’s headline: TikTok’s customer support inundated with requests to add “hair smell simulation” feature to the app.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Tik Tok is banned on government-owned devices. So where are these posting these Tik Toks from?

      • CPRM

        Dylan Mulvaney?

      • DEG

        They post and then wipe the server with a cloth. Makes it all better.

      • Spudalicious

        His campaign is on Tik Tok.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m sure Biden’s videos will go viral, but not for the reason he thinks.

    • Gustave Lytton

      sources saying earlier that the campaign wouldn’t formally use the social-media platform

      Just stay in the basement. It worked last time.

      • The Other Kevin

        Just like they wouldn’t formally censor anyone who disagrees with them.

  15. kinnath

    Shooter at Houston megachurch had lengthy criminal history including weapons charges, police say

    So we have this:

    The shooter used a legally purchased AR-15 with a “Palestine” sticker on it, police said. A federal law enforcement source previously told CNN “Free Palestine” was written on the gun.

    And this:

    During a Monday news conference, Houston Homicide Commander Christopher Hassig said the shooter used multiple aliases, including both male and female names. Moreno was put under an order for emotional detention in 2016 and she has a mental health history documented by Houston police, Hassig said.

    Records from the Texas Department of Public Safety show Moreno had a string of arrests for minor offenses over the last two decades, including possession of marijuana, an assault, illegal possession of a weapon, resisting arrest and a forgery charge.

    Clearly we need more laws.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Is the “racist conspiracy theory diatribe” stated in that pile of garbage or does one read it in the penumbras?

    It’s all “racist conspiracy theory diatribe” all the time, now that Musk is running the Xwixxer sandbox.

  17. Shpip

    While election winners were celebrating victory, PTI and other parties refused to accept their defeat in dozens of constituencies. Dozens of Khan’s supporters were briefly detained in the eastern city of Lahore over the weekend while protesting alleged vote-rigging.

    Jan Achakzai, a government spokesman in the southwest province of Baluchistan, urged protesters to “show grace” by accepting defeat and moving away from the highways.

    Khan could not run in the election because of the criminal convictions against him that he says are politically motivated.

    Huh. I wonder where they learned those particular gambits from.

  18. grrizzly

    It’s amusing how much regime libertarians hate Tucker and Russia.

    And, yes, Russia absolutely can charm visitors. I experienced it myself during my last visit 5 years ago after not travelling there for many years.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Moscow or St. Petersburg would be nice I’d imagine. Plenty of others too but from watching various Russian YouTubers who travel around the country the smaller cities and to an even larger extent the towns tend to be pretty rough looking and lack infrastructure.

      • Drake

        Yes – The opposite of the U.S. All our big cities are rapidly turning into third world shitholes. But, many of the smaller cities are clean, safe, and fun.

        Morristown, NJ, Greenville, SC. Asheville, NC is getting a little weird, but I can carry while I’m there. Whenever we drive up north, we stop in Harrisonburg, VA for a meal at least.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I went to both in the 90s. St. Petersburg is beautiful. Putin is from there so he’s spent a lot of money fixing it up since I was there. Moscow was not as beautiful but still nice in its own way and it was very lively. Both had ugly outlying areas with the typical Soviet style apartment blocks. The subway stations were fantastic. And the women were gorgeous. Winters would be brutal though.

      • grrizzly

        I studied in the 90s in Moscow. I couldn’t believe the subway map when I visited the city 20 years later. They built so many new subway lines including right to the places where I lived as a student.

      • grrizzly

        There’s a Russian saying: a pig will find dirt anywhere.

        Nobody can expect Carlson to have an opinion about all of Russia after staying at most a week in downtown Moscow.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Good point. It’s like any American who spends a couple weeks in Europe seeing only the nice stuff and then thinking all of Europe is that way. If they spent a little more time living in apartments where people actually live, working in jobs where people actually work and shopping in stores where people actually shop they might have a more realistic viewpoint.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        What, you can’t learn everything about Paris from staying on the Ile de Cite for a day?

        Why, I never!

      • Homple

        I spent 1994 to 2009 living and working in Europe, mostly the former East Germany. There was nothing at all wrong with the working, living and shopping, at least after the late 1990s in the East. Since then, of course, Merkel’s Million Military-age Male Muslim Migrants are hosing the entire continent. Also our Regime’s anti-Russian sanctions are screwing Europe much harder than they are screwing Russia–Germany hardest hit.

        As to France, the Musselman nogo sections of the big cities suck, but the smaller towns and countryside are still nice, for a while anyway. Austria is pleasant in most places. Hungary has so far managed to keep the foreign invasion at bay. How long that can last I do not know.

    • rhywun

      Downtown is probably clean and full of nice old buildings instead of garbage and parking lots. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      That doesn’t have to be a political statement.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Welch is just mad because his dream of every country except Russia joining NATO is crashing and burning.

  19. The Late P Brooks

    baby in oven-

    Discounting the possibility of a Hansel and Gretel fixation, maybe she put the baby in the oven and closed the door so she couldn’t hear it cry.

    People are fucked up.

  20. Ed Wuncler

    I have a confession: I like Cleveland way more than I do Chicago. I’ve been here for a year and some change, and I’ll be damned I don’t miss the traffic or the stupid wind. The only thing is that I moved to the People’s Republic of Cleveland Heights which is ruled by a bunch of commies who believe that we are one tax increase away from utopia.

    • Mojeaux

      Hey! It’s nice to see you!

      • Ed Wuncler

        You as well. It’s been a busy year. Bought a house in November 2022, sold my Illinois one in February 2023 above asking price, but a pipe burst in the Cleveland house during a cold freeze last December which was a lot of money to repair and moved into the Cleveland house in August 2023. We’re pretty settled now but a little less money than I expected.

      • DEG

        Howdy.

        Sorry to hear about the burst pipe.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Ditto what Moj said! Was thinking about you the other day.

      • Ed Wuncler

        It’s been a busy year and a half and I’ve lurked but never really had the time to log in chime in on the articles.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      In Cleveland you get the same commie policies, but the people are nice.

      • Ed Wuncler

        I find the people here friendlier especially at the grocery store.

      • Nephilium

        The suburbs and exurbs control the big cities here, much to their consternation.

    • Nephilium

      You’re in the Heights man, the crazy lefties come with that territory. Glad to hear you’ve been enjoying your time here. Have you already started telling people that the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame isn’t worth going to?

      • Ed Wuncler

        My neighbors are cool but their politics are nuts and lacks any kind of logic. I also like that I don’t have to get a fucking FOID card like I do in Illinois in order to get a gun.

      • grrizzly

        LOL. My new LTC card arrived today. A month after the old one expired. They don’t renew firearm permits quickly enough in MA.

        And welcome back.

      • Tres Cool

        Dude I saw in my ghetto Kroger today was walking around in sweatpants open carrying what looked like a colt python clipped to the pocket.

    • rhywun

      Welcome back. I moved from big commie city to small commie town last year myself.

      But I love it. The people are nicer here and the dopey politics are visible but less oppressive since there isn’t a lot of money behind them. The true believers move to big commie city where there’s more power to be had.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Dirty pool-itics

    An ad supporting conspiracy-theorist-turned-presidential-candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. aired Sunday during the Super Bowl. But it doesn’t take a conspiracy theorist to see that the right-wing donor behind it is trying to hurt President Joe Biden’s re-election campaign.

    The 30-second ad was paid for by a super PAC called American Values 2024, which supports Kennedy’s candidacy. American Values 2024 is largely funded by pro-Trump megadonor Timothy Mellon, whose self-published autobiography was reportedly littered with racial stereotypes. Democrats even filed a complaint with the Federal Election Commission recently, saying the group is illegally providing aid to Kennedy’s campaign by helping his efforts to get on the ballot. American Values 2024 said the claims are meant to “defame Kennedy, vilify him and drain his campaign funds.”

    Nonetheless, the ad the group just bought to back Kennedy looks nearly identical to an ad used by John F. Kennedy, RFK Jr.’s uncle, in his 1960 presidential campaign.

    Millions of people who saw that ad will go to the polls in ten moths and pull the handle thinking they’re bringing Jack back from the dead. This democracy business is tricky. You can’t give people too many choices, or they might choose wrong.

    • The Other Kevin

      “whose self-published autobiography was reportedly littered with racial stereotypes”
      There is so much wrong with this sentence I have no idea where to start.

      “who previously spent millions backing former President Donald Trump.”
      So he now supports a different candidate.

      When you know what to look for, it’s amazing how much effort these people put into being dishonest.

    • B.P.

      “…whose self-published autobiography was reportedly littered with racial stereotypes.”

      Reportedly? Why don’t you have one of your coffee-fetching interns read it with a hi-lighter and report back.

    • Grumbletarian

      For the sake of Democracy, it’s best to give voters only one choice.

    • Derpetologist

      Here I will note that FDR got many votes from people who thought they were voting for Teddy, in spite of the fact that the latter had been dead for 13 years and the story of it had been front page news.

      I forget where I read that, but it seems plausible. Name recognition is always a factor, hence all the presidents and candidates with the same last name.

      People are predisposed to hereditary rulers it seems. This means, of course, that we will all be much happier, especially me, when I am king.

      ***
      Joshua Abraham Norton (c. 1818 – January 8, 1880) was a resident of San Francisco, California, who in 1859 proclaimed himself “Norton I., Emperor of the United States”, commonly known as Emperor Norton. In 1863, after Napoleon III invaded Mexico, he took the secondary title of “Protector of Mexico”.
      ***

  22. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    uhhh……Free Cascadia ?

  23. Tres Cool

    Hey homegirl!

    Too local news: The convenient stores of….Speedway

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, saw that this morning with fewer details. To be fair, the original incident didn’t happen there…but that’s why we call that location Creepy Speedway. And avoid going there whenever possible.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    The Super Bowl ad is another reminder that Kennedy’s independent bid has deep-pocketed right-wingers in its corner, a fact that’s fueled claims that his campaign is meant to spoil Biden’s re-election chances by getting some wary liberal voters to cast ballots for Kennedy instead. And this ad won’t quiet those claims.

    To put things in perspective: A right-wing donor plunged millions of dollars into propping up a pro-Kennedy super PAC that spent $7 million to imply to hundreds of millions of people that RFK Jr. is something he very clearly isn’t: a shepherd of his father and uncle’s liberal legacy.

    What manner of man dares to believe anything other than what his father and uncle believed?

    IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

  25. Pope Jimbo

    Never give up hope!

    The U.S. Supreme Court heard arguments on Thursday that could revive an effort to remove Donald Trump from the ballot in Minnesota’s Super Tuesday primary — though that’s a long shot.

    The high court heard a challenge to Colorado’s decision to keep Trump off the state’s ballot. If the court decides in Colorado’s favor, something that is far from assured, a group of voters in Minnesota who want to bar Trump from running in the state again could try again to do so.

    Ummmmm….. Has anyone seen any lawyer types who followed this say that CO has a chance? Everything I’ve seen has them quibbling over whether CO will get spanked 9-0 or 8-1.

    Also:

    Voting for Minnesota’s Super Tuesday primary has already begun.

    • Suthenboy

      Remember when we thought it was hyperbole for someone to say the power mongers would rather be the king of ashes than out of power?
      It’s not looking so hyperbolic now, is it?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Based on laymen listening to the arguments…they seem skeptical of CO’s arguments. I’m wagering 7-2

      • Ownbestenemy

        For instance one line of questions from the justices centered on if CO can do this, what stops TX doing so to Joe? The CO lawyers answer? Well they can’t!

      • Don escaped Texas

        https://www.oyez.org/cases/2023/23-719

        I listen to most cases on this site. Anderson was crushed repeatedly.

        Gorsuch was hot, mad at the equivocations: He’s disqualified from
        3 the moment he committed an insurrection, whoever it
        4 is, which — whichever party. It — that happens.
        5 Boom. It happened.
        6 What would compel — and I’m not going to
        7 say it again
        , so just try and answer the question.
        8 If you don’t want to answer it, fair enough, we’ll
        9 move on. What would compel a lower official to obey
        10 an order from that individual?

        then this:
        MR. MITCHELL: So I don’t know how that
        5 would play out because the quo warranto actions that
        6 were brought that I’m aware of under the 1870
        7 Enforcement Act were brought against state officials.
        8 And Your Honor’s impeachment hypothetical would apply
        9 not only to the president but any federal —
        10 JUSTICE BARRETT: I know.
        11 MR. MITCHELL: — officer of the United
        12 States.
        13 JUSTICE BARRETT: I know.

        If Colorado went home with any hope, they are delusional.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    Voting for Minnesota’s Super Tuesday primary has already begun.

    Vote early. Vote often.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Keep in mind: Kennedy was reportedly encouraged to run for president by Trump adviser Steve Bannon. And Kennedy makes frequent appearances with right-wing figures and on far-right media platforms. So one thing is quite clear: There are some rich and powerful people invested in making Robert F. Kennedy Jr. out to be a dyed-in-the-wool Democrat with political clout. It’s just suspicious that many of these people are Republicans.

    Look, son, bipartisanship is fine, in theory, as long as you only consort with the right partisans.

    • B.P.

      Not suspicious/just common sense: Elected officials like Lynne Cheney and the entire Never Trumper project hanging out on lefty media platforms.

    • Suthenboy

      I think the real question is, how is Taylor Swift involved in all of this?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        She dated all of them.

  28. Cunctator

    OT question for Glibs

    Occasionally, somebody will post a link to a Christopher Walken movie in which he is tied up by a group of italian gangsters. As they question him, he refer to Sicilians as the (african americans) of Italians. Can anybody tell me which movie that is?

    Thanks in advance.

    • Compelled Speechless

      True Romance!

      • The Hyperbole

        Except it’s the Dennis Hopper telling Walken that in True Romance, there is a movie where some idiots kidnap Walken, a crime boss in the film, and have him tied up but I don’t know if he gives a similar speech in that one.

      • Compelled Speechless

        I believe you’re thinking of Suicide Kings, where he’s tied up by Mobsters, but the dialog about Sicilians is definitely True Romance. Watching that movie is worth it for that scene alone. Also, Gary Oldman gives one of his most memorable performances.

      • hayeksplosives

        You had me at Gary Oldman.

        Guy is a genius.

      • Nephilium

        That would be Suicide Kings. There is no Sicilian scene in Suicide Kings.

    • Cunctator

      Thanks, I’ll try them both

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  30. robc

    How is the RFKjr stuff any different than Ross Perot?

    Other than Ross being slightly more sane.

    • Mojeaux

      Other than Ross being slightly more sane.

      I guess that depends on your definition of sanity. Ross was a real contender before he squawked about Bush operatives out to get him. Okay, let’s say they were. Why did he not expect that? But let’s say they weren’t. Why expose his paranoia? Then he wanted a mulligan. “Ooopsy, never mind! I’m back!” If I were a conspiracy type (I kinda am), I’d say he was a plant to split the Bush vote and allow Clinton to win.

      Anyway, I was all on board for Perot before he pulled that “I’m out! Never mind, I’m back!” stunt. My parents and brother voted for Perot. I just couldn’t. I had zero confidence in him at that point. He was just the wizard behind the curtain.

      So I don’t know what RFKJr has said that makes him less sane than Perot.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Perot pulled more votes from Republicans than from Democrats?

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Suicide Kings?

    *I don’t think I have ever seen it from beginning to end, just bits of it here and there.

    • Nephilium

      I enjoy it, but it’s not a must watch movie by any means.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Anyway, I was all on board for Perot before he pulled that “I’m out! Never mind, I’m back!” stunt. My parents and brother voted for Perot. I just couldn’t. I had zero confidence in him at that point. He was just the wizard behind the curtain.

    The the I found amazing was the number of so called libertarians who were Perot fans. The guy was all in on Big Business and Big Government working hand in glove to fuck everybody else.

    • Mojeaux

      He was the “fuck you” vote.

      • R.J.

        Sure was. It should have been a clear sign to the republicans that they are going down a bad path to a uniparty. But no, here we are years later. Loser city, all of them.

  33. DEG

    The National Weather Service has started issuing its first winter storm warnings across the Northeast and New England in advance of a potential nor’easter that could dump plowable snow on millions of people in the region starting Monday.

    I expect not much snow here in southern NH based on the latest forecast. The storm is taking a more southern track.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    He was the “fuck you” vote.

    True. And America absolutely needed a “fuck you” vote to slap that useless dishrag Bush Senior with.

  35. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Boss #1 just texted me to post a press release, and I am not on call. Thinking of ignoring it for a while to see if boss #2 chimes in.

  36. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    I found a new Youtube channel and this woman just made Iskender kebab, except in wrap form. She put the meat in wraps, sliced them into rounds, put the rounds in a pan, cooked it, topped it with tomato sauce, yogurt, and spiced melted butter. The tomato sauce was made from tomatoes and marrow. OMFG. I’m making that ASAP.

    • Suthenboy

      No link? You are a sadist.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Honestly, it’s a slightly obnoxious channel. An obviously very wealthy and educated Turkish couple go glamping in various structures around the hills east of Istanbul.

        But here you go anyhoo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Kc8OK2RRwA

      • Derpetologist

        A Turkish breakfast is on my bucket list for meals, along with a ploughman’s lunch.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        When I lived in Turkey, breakfast was usually toast with a plate of cheese, honey and olives with tea. Sometimes simit. Never heard of shakshuka until the last couple years, though some people claim it’s Turkish (others claim it’s North African).

      • Ownbestenemy

        shakshuka done properly is a treat. Typically lots of northern African spices such as harissa so Mayne that is their claim? Though I’ve had it with Alepo peppers and it’s just as good.

        Hell make it with chilies in adobo or calabrian chilies and I’ll be just as happy.

      • Suthenboy

        Thank you Ma’am. I will give a look.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        These fuckin people – they feed the wildlife, interact with the wildlife, then post videos about how a fox broke into their tent or mice ate the tent.

        But I’m the first to admit that a) the equipment they use is really fun and cool, if extravagant, and b) the dude is fucking hot

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        The spice in the butter looks like sumac. The yogurt looks like it was loosened with just a little water (and probably some salt). I think that was tomato paste for the sauce? Not sure, but it was super smooth.

  37. Derpetologist

    Freudian slip?

    Biden Struggles To Read From Teleprompter, Claims “Every Innocent Life In Gaza Is A Tragedy”
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptOSSYRxStc

    Also, I’ve been getting messages from the same number, but my phone identifies one of them as a chatbot…with a Florida area code. The regular number I got from online dating. The chatbot claims I sent her/it a pic of me in the shower, and when I sent a screenshot of that to the regular number with a message wondering if she’s being spoofed, my texts failed send. At least we can still talk on the online dating site through their messenger. The plot thickens…

  38. Don escaped Texas

    Climate catastrophizing often begins when thinking about a very real event, be it a flood halfway around the world or threats to wildlife in your town.

    When we catastrophize — or think of the worst-case outcome — our body internalizes our stressful thoughts, whether they’re based in reality or not, says Thomas Doherty, a licensed psychologist who specializes in environmental approaches to mental health. “That creates a positive feedback loop of more stress, more catastrophizing, which then inhibits my performance,” he says, “which, of course, makes me less and less empowered. We have to be careful about that. Realistic thinking about a catastrophe is a different thing. We have to build our capacity to think about catastrophes.”

  39. Evan from Evansville

    Anyone still ’round?

    I had a fuckin’ crazy roller coaster day, that somehow went remarkably well. Legit, truly inspirational. And firsthand knowledge from a man shot in the ass, hitting a testicle.

    He praised me. Damn.

    • Don escaped Texas

      wrecked ‘im, hell

      • Evan from Evansville

        Said he got jacked, too.

  40. Cunctator

    Thanks all—I found the movie I was looking for—True Romance. I misremembered. Walken was the mafiosa, dennis hopper was the guy in the chair.