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  1. Sean

    NYC Mayor Eric Adams has a new plan to make the city’s subways safe: metal detectors. But these are not just any metal detectors because these detectors come with AI. As for how well they work, it’s not looking so good.

    Non metallic.

    Shank some Mofos!

    • mexican sharpshooter

      I was just thinking about those.

      • Sean

        Just looking for a link *almost* cost me money. I got away with just adding one to my Amazon shopping list. 🙂

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Meh. I might get one. I’m going to a lot of baseball games this year.

      • Tres Cool

        I can have it by Easter…..fuckin’ Amazon makes it tough to say no sometimes.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Why you bring Lou Gossett Jr into this? At least we still have Lou Reed.

      • EvilSheldon

        Any of these that you buy off of Amazon, you need to test them with your own metal detector. There are counterfeits and knock-offs floating around out there that have embedded metal components. You do *NOT* want to find this out when you’re trying to sneak something into someplace for real…

  2. The Other Kevin

    Thank you everyone for keeping the comments for the last article on topic and respectful. Ron didn’t have to write that article but I appreciate that he did.

    • Nephilium

      I’ll second this.

      • Spudalicious

        Amen.

    • Tres Cool

      A glib in need is a glib indeed.
      We can sometimes behave.

    • Mojeaux

      I missed this. I’m so sorry, Ron.

      • The Other Kevin

        He said he won’t be back until later, so you can still add a comment.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Thanks for pointing that out, TOK.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Very busy at work and missed it too,

        So sorry, Ron.

    • Grumbletarian

      Agreed. Deepest condolences, Ron.

    • Evan from Evansville

      Word. I’m sorry, Ron. Thanks for taking the time. I’ll comment on it there.

      I’ve got a personal article scheduled for April 4. It was equally difficult and therapeutic to write. It, as always, ends on a bouncy note, but I’d appreciate the same on-topic respect from Glibs.

  3. The Other Kevin

    It’s quiet in here today. I thought Sean and I were going to have to divide up the daily tasks, such as mentioning firsting, posting a link to women in bikinis, and putting up the Zoom link.

    • Nephilium

      It’s one of those strange “kind of a holiday” days.

      • Nephilium

        Yes. Any with an outage requiring me to be on a bridge past the end of my shift.

      • R.J.

        This is a sad thing.

      • Nephilium

        Thankfully, today was not that day.

      • R.J.

        This is a good thing.

      • juris imprudent

        Nah, that’s just a bad job, not a bad Friday.

  4. Tres Cool

    Hardly a crisis but I’ve been staring down the offer letter from GoliathInternationalEnviorCorp® all day.
    Its signed and ready, I just haven’t hit send yet.

    The money is great, but… stack-testing is a cruel mistress.

    Sadly, I doubt I have a potential to rake in the cash on OnlyFans.

    • Ted S.

      Rule 34 implies someone fetish is what you have to offer.

      (As always, I am not that someone.)

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Sadly, I doubt I have a potential to rake in the cash on OnlyFans.

    Climb the stacks nekkid.

    • Tres Cool

      Given the weather we work in sometimes, that could either be really comfortable or really cold.

  6. Fourscore

    It’s Viet Vet Day. A reminder of why we need to keep our collective noses out of other countries’ affairs.

  7. Fourscore

    The Missus and I celebrated our anniversary last night with a dinner out to Podunkville’s finest restaurant. Got an invite to Easter Dinner at a friend’s. Been friends for 72 years. Time passes.

    • Sensei

      So you got the truck to move!

      Congratulations to you and the Mrs.

      • dontreadonme

        “If this truck’s rockin’ …..”?

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Happy anniversary!!

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Congrats, 4×20+.

    • Evan from Evansville

      That, plus you and Mrs., is a remarkable story.

      You two have been best friends for twice as long as I’ve been alive. (I turn 37 in 34 days.) I rightfully have no way of comprehending such an accomplishment. All congrats, belong to you.

  8. LCDR_Fish

    OT… I think its been posted here a couple times before but what was the name of the ubiquitous hickory or xxxnut tree that has almost been cut to extinction in the Appalachia region?

    • Spudalicious

      American chestnut?

      • LCDR_Fish

        That may be it. Need to do some research.

      • R C Dean

        Chestnut died out from some disease. I think it’s extinct now.

      • Mojeaux

        Goldshaw Farm grows chestnuts.

        FTA

        I want chestnuts to be the backbone of our perennial crops. I think they are an amazing variety of tree. At one point, in the 20th century, they were on the brink of extinction. I like the idea of helping their comeback.
        The trees grow to 30-60 feet tall and can last for thousands of years. They produce plentiful amounts of a tasty nut that is nutritionally similar to brown rice. The trees will take roughly 5-7 years to begin producing nuts.

        He does vids on starting them and planting them.

      • juris imprudent

        Pretty sure there has been work on genetically modifying it to remedy that.

      • Sensei

        That’s my thought, but I thought that was from nonnative disease or insects.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Wiki has a stack of info about blight resistant developments etc but it’s listed as critical, especially in its traditional region.

  9. Gustave Lytton

    Why are stores closing or reducing hours for Easter all of a sudden? The number and type smells fishy to me.

    • Ted S.

      Because fuck you, that’s why.

    • Spudalicious

      Because everyone is short staffed and being open Sunday means overtime costs.

    • Nephilium

      At least around me, it is not uncommon for places to be closed on Easter Sunday.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Uncle Big Brother is on the case

    The Biden administration announced new guidance to federal agencies on how they can and cannot use artificial intelligence, in a memo released by the Office of Management and Budget.

    It’s a significant step in trying to ensure safe use of AI, which private companies and other countries are also grappling with.

    A draft of the guidance was released last fall, ahead of Vice President Harris’ trip to the first global AI summit, in the United Kingdom. The draft was then opened up for public comment before being released in its final form Thursday.

    Harris said the guidance was “binding” and emphasized the need for guidelines to put public interest first on a global scale.

    “President Biden and I intend that these domestic policies serve as a model for global action,” Harris said in a call with reporters Wednesday. “We will continue to call on all nations to follow our lead and put the public interest first when it comes to government’s use of AI.”

    Pardon me while I assume the worst.

  11. The Late P Brooks

    It also requires that each agency appoint a chief artificial intelligence officer, a senior role that will oversee implementation of AI. And it outlines how the government is trying to grow the workforce focused on AI, including by hiring at least 100 professionals in the field by this summer.

    Gotta keep those employment numbers up.

  12. Gustave Lytton

    Wtf is wrong with people? A milkshake served with a spoon and can’t be drinked is not a milkshake.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Mmmm. Guar gum snd carrageenan flavor.

    • Sensei

      Did she really just show up without asking?

      If so that’s an astounding amount of hubris.

      • Sensei

        Hochul — who had asked the NYPD, the NYPD Police Benevolent Association, and the Nassau County Police Benevolent Association ahead of time about attending — arrived at the Massapequa Funeral Home on Long Island for the second day of viewing around 1:45 p.m..

        https://nypost.com/2024/03/29/us-news/kathy-hochul-leaves-nypd-officer-jonathan-dillers-wake-after-confrontation/

        I know the sergeant’s union told her she was unwelcome, but no idea if the family was consulted and the article is silent on that.

      • R C Dean

        She asked ahead of time. Fine.

        What was the answer? Funny that the article doesn’t say. Looks like it was “We’d rather you kept your skank ass out of the wake,” and she showed up anyway on the theory that they wouldn’t dare turn her away in person.

        *insert Nelson Muntz gif*

      • Sensei

        It’s the NYP. If they admitted they told her not to come the paper would have reported it for sure.

        So I agree the phrasing, likely from the governor’s office, is interesting.

      • Tres Cool

        they should all have to wear a coat in public with GOV on the back like Mel Brooks in Blazing Saddles

      • juris imprudent

        astounding amount of hubris

        Oh c’mon for any politician – let alone a Democrat?

  13. Pope Jimbo

    Paging UCS (and other diorama queens)*

    Our community of diorama artists were at it again this year, creating with Peeps as has been our Easter tradition since 2004.

    Yep, 20 years now.

    Happy anniversary, Peeple!

    “Thank you, Pioneer Press, for offering kids (and adults) a fun and creative way to celebrate the holidays and springtime,” wrote Katherine Englund of Rosemount.

    You are welcome!

  14. Pope Jimbo

    Brother Keith is at it again. This time he’s joining a money grab from Glock.

    Minnesota’s chief legal officer is among a group of 13 attorneys general that have notified pistol manufacturer Glock of a possible lawsuit over how easy it is to turn its pistols into machine guns.

    Attorney General Keith Ellison was joined by the attorneys general for 11 other states, plus the District of Columbia, in its letter to Glock.

    Their message comes in the wake of the city of Chicago’s lawsuit against Glock earlier this month. The city’s lawsuit claims Glock has known its pistols can easily be adapted into machine guns by simply using an auto sear or switch, making them a “weapon of choice” for many criminals.

    I’m sure that the Ginsu Knife corporation is worried that he will figure out how easy it is to turn their knives into a product that can kill people.

    • juris imprudent

      Ah! Possible lawsuit. So, ante up and we can keep this out of court, right?

  15. Tres Cool

    I know this will likely start as robust a discussion as deep-dish, or pineapple. But Im in the mood for a Bond movie. One post-Sean Connery.
    From Roger Moore on- suggestions or favorite one(s)?

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      View to a Kill
      Goldeneye

      • Sensei

        Now look KK if Duran Duran had nothing to do with “view to a kill” would it rank as highly? 😉

      • Tres Cool

        Didnt View To A Kill have Remington Steele for Bond ?

    • Sensei

      My two Moore films would be “spy who loved me” and “for your eyes only”.

    • Spudalicious

      Casino Royale with David Niven.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The one with Myryam dAbo.

    • Ted S.

      How about some post-Bond Connery? There are quite a few good ones:

      The Anderson Tapes
      The Man Who Would Be King
      The Great Train Robbery

      are a few that come to mind.

      • juris imprudent

        Hmm, you might think there is another post-Bond Connery flick that would come immediately to mind.

      • KSuellington

        Heheh. Third cousin or something about that on my mom’s side. I don’t know if he’s too hip on the Brosnan fam as his dad ditched him when he was a kid.

      • LCDR_Fish

        And Pierce Brosnan’s debut.

    • KSuellington

      The Spy Who Loved Me or For Your Eyes Only were the best Moore Bonds. Although I dig the whole voodoo thing (and young Jane Seymour) of Live and Let Die.

    • Nephilium

      Toss on Kingsman.

  16. The Late P Brooks

    Roger Moore sucks.

    • Sensei

      He is not my favorite Bond, but I stopped watching the franchise after his films. I think I’ve watched like two with Dalton and nothing after him.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        My brother will watch all of them, so I have to be careful when visiting him. And I got sucked into watching a recent one, with a Day of the Dead scene? or something? Anyway, it was crap.

    • Ted S.

      ffolkes is an enjoyable movie.

      • Sensei

        I did see that.

    • KSuellington

      Terrível opinion. The Moore era Bonds were some of the most fun movies of the series.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    Casino Royale with David Niven.

    *uptwinkles*

  18. The Late P Brooks

    I started to watch a “fairly recent” Bond movie (Daniel Craig, probably- he was good in Layer Cake) a while back. The opening sequence was such a prolonged absurd chase/stuntfest I shut it off and watched something else.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Layer Cake is good.

      • KSuellington

        Yup that’s a good movie (and opinion!).

  19. juris imprudent

    The Bee has something just for Bro’!

    Study Finds Link Between Happiness And Not Knowing What’s Going On With Steven Crowder

  20. The Late P Brooks

    They should cast Idris Elba as Bond. He could probably pull it off.

    • The Last American Hero

      Elba is rangy as they come but he’s a little long in the tooth. Also, not even remotely androgynous enough for current casting standards.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Instead of Bond, watch The Long Good Friday.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      See, I am not the only one!

    • Sean

      Yeah. Kinda on the nose.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    I watched Man of Tai Chi last night. Do not recommend.

    Long hokey fight scenes.

  23. Tres Cool

    I think Tres V 2.0 and I are going to see the new Ghostbusters tomorrow, since the weather wont have us shooting trap.
    Will review sober.

    • R.J.

      My review: Worth seeing once. Medium entertainment value. Not worth purchasing on DVD.

      • Tres Cool

        The trailer caught my eye as “Likely not horrid” and worth the price of a matinee.

  24. Evan from Evansville

    Only 57 kids on my (possibly) last day of work at the daycare. That’s good. Chill time in the gym for the last two hours? That’s great. In the middle? A bunch of lies and hearsay from elementary kids about who/if/how one one called another “the n-word,” with the accused, and honest kid, crying that he “[doesn’t] even KNOW THE WORD!!!”

    I trust him and not the older, reputably dishonest–and brown– girl protecting her younger bro who HAS a history of simply a massive pussy who has not learned how to properly socialize, but is a good, smart kid underneath. (He’ll be fine.) That’s was thirty minutes of nonsense. Thankfully… I didn’t have to report to my boss at the end of it all, having been the first to radio it in. (We were specifically given this example just yesterday at our work meeting.)

    I found that strange. I steadfastly approve. Ended up hanging with a couple cool kids as they got picked up. Now spring break+eclipse break. On Tues I meet up with BCforward, a ‘DRC’ (Data Recognition Center). Gotta iron out details/sign, but would be an 8-week project, full-time but remote grading school test essays. $18/hr, no bennies. Not a great idea, but for a two month gig, $5500 and pop out? Hrm. Many questions, I have for that appointment.

    Intrigue, she wrote.

    • Gender Traitor

      Is this what you were after?

      • Ted S.

        I think he was after this.

      • Tres Cool

        YOU MONSTER!

    • Ted S.

      You get home before daylight you just might be able to link properly. :-p

    • groat scotum

      I don’t know what more to do. I love her so much, but honestly I’m not sure I love her much more than post-Waters Floyd is capable of doing.

      • groat scotum

        I want to gift her all the saxaphonic love my heart can feel

        I don’t think it’s enough

    • Tres Cool

      No. THIS is a real winner.

      • groat scotum

        It gets worse I texted my ex lol

      • groat scotum

        I told her I love her, which I do, I can’t help it

      • groat scotum

        In fairness I was listening to Shine On and how can you not be relishing the sweet release of death

      • groat scotum

        She, by the way, loves me not at all, and I will be killing myself forthwith as you might imagine, having received that news.

      • groat scotum

        I’m not actually gonna kill myselof, althogh I really ought to, Jesus fucking Christ, I Really ought to have

      • groat scotum

        Contrarty to the song I linked I’m not gonna nor should I

      • groat scotum

        I realy do just want to brag about Beirut, one of the best bands you know nothing about.