Saturday evening links

by | Mar 16, 2024 | Daily Links | 156 comments

He doesn’t exactly look like a future Emperor but hey, Trudeau is in charge of Canada.

Yes, Spud is going to step foot in a theater today for the first time in about 25 years. Based on the trailer, Dune 2 must be seen in IMAX.

 

Links?

 

“Is that hole supposed to be there?”

 

Derpity derpity derp.

 

This took an entire team of rocket scientists to figure out.

 

My guess is we have troops in Yemen by summer.

 

Yay, bigger windmills in places nobody wants them…

 

I’m thinking Bud is going to take a pass on this.

 

I think DARPA was just fucking with them.

 

Okay, time to head off for a fine lunch followed by an epic sci-fi flick. Have a great evening!

From another epic sci-fi flick.

 

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Spudalicious

Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

156 Comments

  1. prolefeed

    Mullaney deserves a chutzpah award for complaining that many brands are no longer replying to his proposals.

    Who in their right mind hires the captain of the Exxon Valdez to pilot anything?

    • Mojeaux

      The tide is turning on him. Women are upset about his little “song” that apprently makes a mockery of girlhood. But, um … he’s been doing that all along and just NOW you’re getting pissy? Where were you when he started this minstrel show?

      • The Other Kevin

        I wasn’t aware of the backlash for that video. Good. It is an abomination.

      • Q Continuum

        Here’s what I don’t get: why is it that, aside from rabid activists, the loudest advocates for this insanity are middle to upper-middle class white suburban women; the exact people the movement is most hostile to?

      • Mojeaux

        Your guess is as good as mine.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Because they have empty unsatisfying lives & they want to be liked and accepted.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes. That.

      • Chafed

        Ding! Ding! Ding!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        IN THIS HOUSE WE

        …say hi to their dog.

    • RBS

      He looks kind of hot in that picture.

      • The Other Kevin

        Wait until you hear him “sing”.

      • Lackadaisical

        The thing is a single still can be very deceptive.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      At the risk of stating the obvious, Mulvaney is a creepy weirdo.

  2. The Late P Brooks

    I just had smoked turkey and guacamole on sourdough toast. Tasty.

  3. The Late P Brooks

    Bud Light lost a bunch of pre-existing event sponsorships and working relationships with gay businesses and groups, as well as the hillbillys, over that Mulvaney nonsense. They screwed that pooch every whichway. They need to just put their heads down and quietly mend fences with every body BUT Mulvaney.

    • Pat

      Half a century selling nun’s piss to frat boys and middle aged weekend warriors with distended livers, and that of all things is what brings them down.

      Know Thyself.

  4. The Other Kevin

    Enjoy the movie! It was beautifully shot, I liked the story, but it was really long so pee ahead of time and go light on the beverages.

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Loaf, load – whatever

      • RBS

        From the other thread, you’re going to get a lot of New Belgium and Sierra Nevada stuff since they outposts in Asheville. You can throw a rock and hit a brewery in the Upstate though, maybe go get a growler or something.

      • Lackadaisical

        KK is in Asheville?

        Go check out the green man, if it’s still there.

      • DEG

        Green Man is good.

        I liked Burial.

        Wicked Weed is a shadow of its former self.

        Highlands got rid of the Highlander in their logo.

        If you want a change of pace from beer, Old Europe Pastries is good.

        For BBQ, 12 Bones.

      • rhywun

        The former sounds like a successful day to me.

  5. The Late P Brooks

    Mulvaney, a biological man who identifies as a woman, was at the center of a panel discussion during South by Southwest on Sunday under the theme “When Beer Goes Viral: The Role of Brands & Media in Fighting Hate.”

    Gve me a fucking break.

    *I thought all the rightthinkers were boycotting that festering Nazi hellhole, Texas.

    • rhywun

      Cringest pair of words in the English language. And a perfect example of lefty projection.

  6. Gender Traitor

    Is Boeing sponsoring Air Disasters? They’ll likely be featured prominently in upcoming seasons.

    • The Other Kevin

      They should sponsor a re-release of the Airplane! movies in theaters.

      • Pat

        They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.

      • Tres Cool

        + Point Counterpoint

      • Sensei

        Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  7. Pat

    “Is that hole supposed to be there?”

    Idiotic shit like this is what convinced me that the whole ancap “bUsiNesSeS hAvE An INcEnTivE nOT tO kILl tHeIR cUsTOmErS” thing is pretty much a load of shit. That incentive is one of thousands, and can conceivably come in quite low in the stack.

    • creech

      Compare to Aeroflot.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Airplane passengers are not Boeing’s customers. The airlines are.

      • Chafed

        I’d say the airlines have a strong incentive to have customers feel safe getting on their planes.

  8. Pat

    Americans Can’t Tell The Difference Between Facts And Opinions, Study Explains

    Sufficiently motivated researchers in an academic echo chamber who harbor a seething hatred for the laboring classes see what they’re looking for everywhere they look

    explains Pat.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    “I think humor can be very healing, and I think it can appeal to both sides,” Mulvaney said.

    Mulvaney has long publicly pitched an ad for Bud Light, in which the influencer, with the premise involving sitting at a bar when a cowboy arrives, and they are both seen drinking a beer. “There’s room for all of us beer drinkers in this town,” Mulvaney suggested as the tagline for the imaginary ad.

    How precious.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    explains Pat.

    That’s just… like… your opinion, man.

  11. Aloysious

    step foot in a theater today for the first time in about 25 years.

    Tell us about the prices. How much is cheap popcorn covered with artificially simulated butter flavored grease (I used to love that stuff)?

    • RBS

      Me too, my kids love it but now it makes me want to vomit but whatever it’s part of the experience for them.

    • Pat

      Air popped kernels drizzled generously with EVOO and lightly salted while I park my ass in front of my 55″ LCD panel is the best movie watching experience and anyone who disagrees doesn’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

      • Q Continuum

        ^^^Communist.

      • prolefeed

        Yeah, right. Only a 55″ screen? Gotdamn commies!

      • R.J.

        80″ or GTFO.
        Also, nice to see you, Pat!

      • Aloysious

        To replicate the flavor of old timey bucket o’ grease corn there needs to be some coconut oil in the mix.

        I agree that the movie experience at home is to my preference as well. Cell phones have ruined theaters.

      • UnCivilServant

        To get the exact flavor of the movie theater popcorn you need the Flavacol they use.

      • Aloysious

        Thanks for the reminder. I forgot all about that stuff. I blame Sally Field.

      • Tres Cool

        I always thought it was butter flavored palm oil.

      • Tres Cool

        stove-top popped in 50/50 bacon grease and Redenbacker’s butter oil stuff.
        Salt generously

      • rhywun

        Yeah, the arrival of good enough TVs did it for me. I’m not picky about my popcorn; hell, some of the microwavables are better than that movie shit – I prefer as close to butter-tasting as possible.

        You would have to pay me to watch a movie the old way.

      • J. Frank Parnell

        I use a Whirley Pop with avocado oil and a bit of salt.

      • Nephilium

        The girlfriend was upset one Christmas that I got her one of those… until she used it. Now it’s her favorite way to make popcorn.

      • R.J.

        I still have a fondness for Jiffy Pop in the foil pan. It’s the ritual of it.

      • pan fried wylie

        Anyone who doesn’t appreciate the foil balloon just hates fun.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Ehhh…most theaters around here are only $10-$15 for nice reclining seats. I don’t need to buy anything else – especially if I get a nice meal and some beers beforehand. (and bring snacks in in my pocket if I feel like it).

      • rhywun

        *tap tap tap*

        Dune Deux is playing across the street here for eleven bucks. I think it was around fifteen bucks the last time I saw a movie in a theater, but it was in NYC and almost twenty years ago.

  12. Aloysious

    Don Felder-Heavy Metal

    Love that song. I have been known to loop that song and drive everybody crazy.

    Smokey and the Bandit era Sally Field: young me fell madly in lust with that young woman. Turned my feeble brain into a potato.

    • Sensei

      The South Park riff on Heavy Metal is one of my top 5 episodes.

  13. UnCivilServant

    Is there an SVG version of the Glibs logo running around?

    • R.J.

      Trashy made a version, I think.

      • LCDR_Fish

        What format is SVG? I’ve been planning on trying to special order some miniature transfers of the glibs logo but I was just using a screencap jpg for reference.

      • pan fried wylie

        SVG is the opensource vector graphics format, equivalent to Illustrator. Use Inkscape to edit.

      • pan fried wylie

        Further instructions: just drag your screencap into an inkscape doc, then you can trace the design with paths.

        Adeptus Glibstartes.

    • The Hyperbole

      Sensei did a series on 3d printing and had a link to the logo, I don’t know if it’s what you need because I’m not a nerd and I have no idea what SVG means but here it is, hope it helps.

      • UnCivilServant

        I looked there, and all of what was in his article were raster images.

  14. The Late P Brooks

    What was that about windmills?

    • Aloysious
      • Pat

        I attended a rattlesnake roundup last weekend on my journey to becoming a bona fide Texas local yokel. The 66th Annual World’s Largest Rattlesnake Roundup, to be exact. So I am obviously qualified to offer an opinion. She’s cute, but I swear to all that’s holy I’ll never be able to adjust to southern accents. I don’t run across that many of them here in west TX. It’s probably a good thing I ended up here rather than the deep east.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ✔️✔️

  15. Shpip

    Bud Light’s parent company, Anheuser-Busch, lost about $395 million in United States sales by August of last year and its coveted spot as the top-selling American beer, which then went to its rival Modelo, a Mexican beer.

    I think it was a helluva lot more than that… more like $100M per month, with no end in sight. From last fall:

    However, Bud Light — which lost its spot as the top-selling U.S. beer over the summer amid a conservative-led boycott, protesting its partnership with transgender influencer Dylan Mulvaney — weighed on U.S. performance, the company said.

    Revenue in the U.S. dropped 13.5%, while earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization (EBITDA) in the country plunged 29.3% due to “market share performance,” along with productivity loss and higher marketing spend.

    AB-InBev staved off lost sales by raising prices, and is using their cash reserves to buy back shares, boosting the share price. But you can only do either of those things for so long.

    • Gustave Lytton

      its rival Modelo

      AB InBev owns Modelo. The US distribution is by Constellations Brands with their fake Modelo.

  16. LCDR_Fish

    That Yemen story is a little sus – according to wiki (I haven’t been tracking other stuff recently), Iran may have unveiled a hypersonic cruise missile in Nov. Alternatively…they could have gotten something from Russia – but pretty much anything they fire will have a distinct signature. At any rate…it’s hard to see how anyone (particularly the houthis) gain from taking expensive potshots at commercial vessels. It’s not like the rash of piracy about a decade[!] ago where the Somalis were holding them for specific ransoms – unless companies are paying protection money – and they only reporting I saw for that was re: CCP cargo ships, and probably not that many – I have no idea what they’re gaining from this.

    Of course…it’s certainly not making things better when the Biden admin keeps giving pallets of cash to the mullahs – including this week. Talk about enabling terrorism.

    • Fourscore

      Yemini crickets! They are going to start manufacturing Mach 8 missiles? We need to import some of their scientists. I doubt that we’ll have troops on the ground. Too soon after Afghanistan/Iraq. I don’t think the American people are ready for a ground war.

      • LCDR_Fish

        Flying at hypersonic speeds doesn’t mean it’ll hit anything – the rate of hits/misses for their legacy cruise missiles hasn’t been great but they could be getting stuff on the black market. Still with satellite imagery and sigint being what it is these days I find it very difficult to imagine they could get these without anyone else finding out about them.

  17. Evan from Evansville

    ECHL hockey game w Dad: Indy Fuel v Tulsa Oilers. 2-1 Tulsa after the first. Last goal was a duuuumb own-goal. These games are highly entertaining.

    Following game: More full-time job applications. Pretty much anything will do and be a good step. Preferably w some possible advancement, but Wishes only hope so high.

    Hope all are well!

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Evannnn!

      • Evan from Evansville

        Whatever is it?! We won 4-3. On way home soon…

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Just saluting you there, young Zimmy.

  18. Q Continuum

    The picture of the guy in the airplane article looks AI generated.

    • pan fried wylie

      I’ve been having a ton of fun playing with the StableDiffusion stuff after reading UCS’s article, highly recommended for anyone inclined to lose an hour cobbling together some pre-release-grade software.

      • UnCivilServant

        There’s five more articles in the pipe on the subject.

      • pan fried wylie

        Took 15mins to make a custom node for comfyui to concat strings, then lost three hours working out how to convert a Sampler input to text. But I got the filename prefix incorporating the selected sampler like I wanted.

    • rhywun

      I’ve been seeing a ton of clearly AI generated commercials lately. Yuck.

  19. pan fried wylie

    A 2003 study found consumers were “willing to pay an average of $184 per household annually for a mandatory country-of-origin labeling program.”

    2003. In 2003 you could pickup a 16oz NY Strip at the store for like $7. And you could still afford that making $13/hr.

    You have to go to walmart to even get a 16oz Strip now, 3pk might be on sale for $26 ($33 reg). My local groceries have shrinkflated the thickness to a 12-14oz steak that’ll run you around $12-14.

    GET OFF MY FUCKING LAWN

    • pistoffnick

      Yep. I saw Hormel Corned Beef Hash “on sale” at the local grocery store for $2.99 today.

      I remember complaining when it went to $2.00 per can not that long ago.

      I need to accelerate the production of pasture on my land so I can grow and process my own beef at those prices.

      I added 6 more chickens (Bielefelders this time) to my flock tonight. I paid $7.50 per chick which doesn’t really make sense when you consider Costco Rotisserie Chicken sells for $5.00, fully cooked.

      • Gustave Lytton

        All the grocery had were flats, no points like they used to have.

  20. CPRM

    It would be helpful to have some examples of those ‘facts vs opinion’ questions. Something tells me that somethings these researchers marked as facts probably were not, as they themselves are most likely the same as the sample group.

    • Sensei

      +1 masks stop the spread.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        They tell people you’re ill if you don one?

      • Ted S.

        Mentally ill.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I meant “Caution, I have a cold.”

      • Gustave Lytton

        Masks are modern day Rorschach devices.

  21. J. Frank Parnell

    A ‘homeless’ couple in Philadelphia have gone viral for sharing their tent-living on TikTok

    At least they’re not starving.

    • J. Frank Parnell

      Brown was excited to experience the outdoors, having never even been camping

      OMG North Face was right.

      • rhywun

        LOL

      • Chafed

        X2

  22. The Other Kevin

    The next hoax has arrived. Trump said today that if Biden wins it will be a bloodbath for the auto industry. They already edited it to stop at “bloodbath”. So it sounds like he’s calling for a civil war.

  23. Spudalicious

    The movie was fucking exceptional. IMAX fills your field of vision with movie. The seats were not comfortable. Tickets were $17.50. No popcorn because we ate ahead of time.

    • The Other Kevin

      Glad you liked it. I never read the books or saw the original movie so I had no idea what was going to happen. Much better than the formula most movies follow. Good story, great visuals.

      • DEG

        I like Lynch’s movie despite it falling apart a bit in the last half.

    • pistoffnick

      “WE”
      Is there a frog in your pocket? I need to know more about this “we”

      • Aloysious

        It’s probably a secret. You know how a modern day satire works.

      • Aloysious

        “SATYR.”

        I need a drink.

      • Spudalicious

        There’s a woman I’ve been seeing for about a year. We get together most weekends.

      • pan fried wylie

        /sitcom-laughtrack-salacious-hoot

    • Aloysious

    • Chafed

      That’s good news. I really enjoyed the first part.

    • CPRM

      Eating frogs is a hate crime, cuz all the frogs turned gay.

    • rhywun

      Fucke offe.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Wait, isn’t cutting down on frog legs what they’re trying to decrease?

      • R.J.

        Oui oui! tous les bons français doivent manger les grenouilles gays pour sauver la terre !

      • Chafed

        What’s that in American?

      • Aloysious

        I think he’s asking for a spanking.

        Or he has to go to the bathroom.

      • pan fried wylie

        Good Frenchies [must?] eat the gay frogs to save the environment.

  24. DEG

    Based on the trailer, Dune 2 must be seen in IMAX.

    No IMAX near me, but I plan to see it in the next couple of days.

    The FAA said a post-landing airline inspection of the 25-year-old plane revealed a missing panel. United said it would also investigate. It said no emergency had been declared because there was no indication of the damage during flight.

    And I’m planning to fly to FreedomFest….

    From Mojeaux’s post last night:

    Marina stood there in the middle of the supermarket aisle, looking at this man who was so willing to believe she— She gulped. “Can we discuss this at home?” she asked softly.

    “Why’n’t we discuss it here,” he said. It wasn’t a question.

    Trey dun fucked up. Couples shouldn’t fight in public.

    • LCDR_Fish

      Haven’t watched anything in a “real” IMAX in a very long time. I think it was Pacific Rim in a massive imax amphitheater in Sydney in 2013. There are theaters around here that have a “sim” imax I think but nothing like the original.

  25. Tres Cool

    “‘I’m not getting no job,’ he said in the TikTok video. ‘I’ve had jobs in the past, and I’ve got fired at 90 percent of those jobs. It’s not for me….”

    Huh.
    Ya dont say.

    • rhywun

      I’m an entrepreneur, self-made

      Not the first time I’ve heard “entrepreneur” used to mean “bum”.

      Oh, and, 😂🤣

      • Tres Cool

        I dated a woman that had an unemployed ex that she couldn’t get rid of. She said he drank all day and played the lottery. He called himself a “venture capitalist”.

      • Chafed

        JFC. What a loser.

  26. DEG

    From another epic sci-fi flick.

    Oh yes.

    • Aloysious

      Needz moar study. I have a black belt in sciencing. Give me grant munny.

      • pan fried wylie

        hunny munny.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Back when women had dressers / maids (servants). Hence lefty buttons on blouses.

  27. DEG

    God fucking dammit. Someone is telling me to move back to PA.

    In Pennsylvania, Bud Light took the number one spot. Bud Light is owned by Anheuser-Busch and offers many different products from beer to seltzers and cheladas. The beer products come in at 4.2%, 110 calories and 6.6 grams of carbs and is classified as an American-style light lager.

    • rhywun

      Bud Light should be removed from any such survey in order to help correct the curve.

    • Gustave Lytton

      The average American consumes 2.3 gallons of alcoholic drinks annually

      “I’m doing my part!”

      • pan fried wylie

        Median is probably a more valuable measure.

    • R.J.

      Lots of nice belts and boots, too!

      • Brochettaward

        When I hear the word sustainable, I reach for my gun.

      • Brochettaward

        Human beings have been raising cows for thousands of years. Pretty damn sustainable to me.

      • R.J.

        Those also make nice belts and boots.

    • pan fried wylie

      I bet pythons chop up into a nice imitation of swordfish steaks. Prolly taste like fish too. Muddy fish.

      Pass.

  28. groat scotum

    Twenty minutes into Shogun: Amazing. This isn’t adaptation, it’s realization.

    • Brochettaward

      Did you First?

      • groat scotum

        Oh do I have to hate this guy all over

      • groat scotum

        This may be the best series I’ve ever seen

      • groat scotum

        This is amazing

    • R C Dean

      We’re a couple of eps into it, and I would agree. Just excellent so far.

      Fortunately, I don’t have clear memories of either the book or the first series, so I’m not burdened by comparisons among the three.

  29. Brochettaward

    When I was young, I could not control my Firsting. I would First randomly, prematurely, sometimes seemingly spontaneously. It was a force that threatened to ruin my entire life.

    With age, I learned to channel the First. I am a different man. People ask me how I did this. Well, here’s the secret. I embraced it. I channeled it. The secret is I am always Firsting.

  30. Fourscore

    You and me, Sean, Good Morning

    We must have missed the St Paddy’s Day Eve Party

    • Sean

      😀

    • Gender Traitor

      Top of the mornin’ to ya, 4(20) and Sean!

  31. Beau Knott

    Mornin’ Sean and Fourscore! I’ve been lurking, nothing to say ;-\
    Hope your days go well!

    • Gender Traitor

      Top o’the mornin’to you, too, Beau!