SEA SMITH THURSDAY MORNING LINKS

by | Mar 14, 2024 | Cryptids, Daily Links | 276 comments

HI LAND HOOMANS!

 

SEA SMITH WORRY NOBODY DO LINK FOR TODAY, SO HE SWIM TO GLIBERTARIANS HQ AND HALP! HE SORRY ABOUT WATER EVERYWHERE. JANITOR HOOMAN RUN AWAY, HE SCREAM “SEA MONSTER”. SEA SMITH USED TO YELL, NOT PROBLEM.

SEA SMITH HAVE TO SAY, THIS NO HE FAULT! SEA SMITH NO LIKE VIET FOOD! HUNG PHAT 89 IS FUNNY NAME TOO!

HERE LINKS FOR GLIBERTARIAN LAND HOOMANS;

  1. THERE NO SUCH THING SPACE SMITH! IT COINCIDENCE.
  2. THIS NOT SEA SMITH FAULT TOO. NOT DEATH PART. OR DRUG PART. HE NO SAY ON RAPE PART.
  3. FOUND JOB FOR FURRY!

SEA SMITH TOLD HE MUST MUSIC.

COME ON IN, WATER IS FINE!

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276 Comments

  1. Not Adahn

    “It’s important to make sure that the orphans that are raised in captivity do not become imprinted upon or habituated to humans,” it said.

    “To prevent that, we minimize human sounds, create visual barriers, reduce handling, reduce multiple transfers amongst different facilities, and wear masks for the species.”

    ….sure. Unless you’re dousing yourself in fox postpartum pheromones, SEA SMITH is right.

    • WTF

      Yeah, canines interact with their environment primarily through their sense of smell. Unless they smell like foxes, the other shit doesn’t matter too much.

    • rhywun

      [quote]

      The brave new world is arriving faster than I expected.

  2. AlexinCT

    SEA SMITH WORRY NOBODY DO LINK FOR TODAY, SO HE SWIM TO GLIBERTARIANS HQ AND HALP! HE SORRY ABOUT WATER EVERYWHERE. JANITOR HOOMAN RUN AWAY, HE SCREAM “SEA MONSTER”. SEA SMITH USED TO YELL, NOT PROBLEM.

    Very topical with my kitchen being taken down to fix a leak in the walls that has done damage and left mold. At least I got the insurance company to agree to cover it all.

    Water was everywhere and I am feeling like I had a visit from one or more of the SMITHS…

    • juris imprudent

      Hope your insurance rates don’t go up like ours did.

      • AlexinCT

        Oh, they already jacked up my annual premium by 50% this year. I suspect after this claim it will double. I am just happy they didn’t try to get out of covering this, because it is gonna be a cool $35-40K to replace the kitchen.

      • DrOtto

        That’s when it’ll really feel like he got a visit from the SMITHS.

      • juris imprudent

        Well I can be pissy about the premium – but I’m still not out the $50K it was to repair our water damage.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Who is your carrier? We had Farmers back when we had a post war house, and they were good, but went full retard on us when we bought an historic. So we switched to State Farm, and so far so good. Nothing has come up, but they seem OK, and were cool knowing that some of the wiring was tres old in a place like this.

  3. Tonio

    Good call on that Wildlife Rahabber / Furry link. This is local to me and none of the articles I’ve read state whether the Furry costume was supplied by staff members of paid for by the wildlife rehab center. If the latter, it seems that some Furry staffer (volunteer) has found a way to have one of their hobbies subsidize another of their hobbies.

    • Not Adahn

      I would like to believe that a Furry would have better teeth on xer fursuit.

  4. AlexinCT

    FOUND JOB FOR FURRY!

    Yeah, I think this is just stupidity gone wild…

    I can already see this bunch of idiots making the argument they should hump each other after to teach this cub about sex…

    • Not Adahn

      For some species, it can work. I’m thinking of that Condor rehabber, or the person who taught the birds (Hate Birds, the Birds that Hate) how to migrate using his ultralight.

      • AlexinCT

        Did he dress up like one of them and flop around?

      • Not Adahn

        They had imprinted on him as goslings.

      • Tres Cool

        Classic story of imprinting.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        This is what happens when your goslings don’t imprint.

      • Ownbestenemy

        OBE’s brain: Better be what I think it is…nailed it

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Did I ever mention that I had a boss who was in a STYX cover band?

    • bacon-magic

      Same. Cartman is a national treasure.

  5. AlexinCT

    The left is desperate to hold onto power. So desperate that they only have fear left as the cudgel to wield to influence people. We now see an orchestrated effort to scare people using the idiotic argument that Trump has caused something they have labeled “White rural rage”, which of course is raciss. But the reality is that Trump is just someone that has come to understand the blue collar middle class’s justified distrust and anger towards the elite class running the country into the ground. There is no denying that many Americans have chosen to turn their backs on the neo-marxist identity politics liberal establishments decades of policies – and real destructive and idiotic ones to boot – and the massive ineptitude & destruction said policies have foisted on us all. The elite are just reaping the result of decades of ineptitude, corruption, destruction, and downright evil, that has benefited them – and benefitted them exclusively and greatly – at the expense of the working class.

    • cavalier973

      “You don’t deserve a good life, bigots! Also, why are you so angry?”

      • AlexinCT

        It’s far worse than you don’t deserve a good life. They actively made choices that destroyed real lives. Then they compounded that by telling the people they screwed over to go learn to code or that they deserved their fate for being unwashed non urban bumpkins that hated Gaia. The marxist academically credentialed elite, and even more so the laptop sub class of that cadre, has made bank because of these destructive choices & policies that gutted our manufacturing and destroyed the blue collar middle class. But the really galling part was that while they were doing this and after, they looked down on the people that do that actual icky manual work that keeps the country actually working and their opportunities going up in smoke with scorn, and done so for decades now. That disdain for the common manual labor man is a real tell to me that our leadership class is scum.

    • juris imprudent

      Well the funny thing is they think anyone other than white urban liberals is going to read about white rural rage.

      • Gender Traitor

        Don’t be silly! Everyone knows white rurals can’t read! 🙄/White urban liberal

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “Apes don’t read philosophy.”

        “Yes, they do, Otto. They just don’t understand it.”

  6. Ownbestenemy

    Starship Looks like its being pushed back in 15 minutes increments. Go for prop load.

    • Ownbestenemy

      T -46 minutes…hopefully. Fueling has begun.

      • Sensei

        Said in the style of Dr. Evil.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        And were is Klaus Barbi Schwab in his little outfit these days, anyway?

      • bacon-magic

        Zip it Scott!

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      The Everyday astronaut had thermal camera footage that allowed you to see the cryo tanks being filled…. and of course, they turned them off as soon as I started writing this.

      • Gender Traitor

        Not. Clicking. 😒

      • Not Adahn

        That city was built on Chinese labor, not Rock and Roll. Detroit OTOH…

      • Not Adahn

        Related to that city, Warrior is such trash TV, but I’m liking it. I did yell at the screen when the actor was showing modern trigger discipline with a revolver in the purported 19thC.

    • Ownbestenemy

      t -12, probably will have a hold at the t -2 hold…

  7. AlexinCT

    I vote for a lot more of this, please….

    Nothing will cause as much damage to these evil idiots as the groups whose votes they are now taking for granted and buying on the cheap, turning their backs in droves on them.

    • WTF

      Because everyone in the world has right enter the country illegally and be supported on the backs of American taxpayers.
      And she will get reelected, because voting for Republicans is icky.

    • The Last American Hero

      What damage? Guaranteed re-election in perpetuity?

      Wow. Such a tough road they have ahead.

  8. juris imprudent

    And the other shoe finally drops. Perhaps The Narrative will ever so slightly shift – driven to suicide by the beating [in a fight Nex actually started]. Of course that last part won’t be the official version.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Man I hate that whole story. The harpies on both sides of the culture divide ripping apart that body is disgusting.

      • juris imprudent

        It really boils down to young asshole gets deserved ass-kicking, which should be the end of the story.

      • R.J.

        She did, and then went and OD’d. Any story should focus on her mental state, not the supposed bullying. That kid had deep issues which people were exploiting instead of helping.

      • Shpip

        Maybe if she’s useful enough to The Narrative, she can have her ashes entombed in the National Cathedral next to the meth dealer.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        She could have still been bullied, just not by the girls that she poured water on. Still, why is mental health declining in schools when we have never been more aware of mental health?

        *Abigail Shrier has a new book on this.

      • Common Tater

        Schoolgirls also seem way more violent than they were in the past.

      • R C Dean

        “why is mental health declining in schools when we have never been more aware of mental health”

        I would say it’s been declining in part because we are obsessing over it, constantly poking and asking, etc. It creates a self-fulfilling expectation that there must be something wrong. I first got annoyed with it when they would close schools and flood them with counselors after a kid died.

        *adjusts belt onion*

        I think when I was in school we had one or two kids die. The reaction of the school? Exactly nothing. Had nothing to do with the school, so why should they feel compelled to do anything?

      • The Last American Hero

        yep. We had a kid die and one severely injured in a nasty car accident. There was a somber announcement on the morning announcements and we went about our day. No closed school, no grief counselors on hand, nothing.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        A kid died in a plane crash while I was in junior high, obviously nothing to do with the school, but the parents had weekly memorials for the boy that were announced over the loud speakers with the other junk. It became something of a joke among the students, sadly. I know that the parents were devastated, as my grandmother never got over my uncles death, but it did not help to have this mentioned every week, especially to kids who had no idea who this was (he was about to got to high schools when it happened.)

      • Certified Public Asshat

        You just spoiled the book, or at least that is what I have gathered from the few podcasts I listened to.

      • AlexinCT

        What kills me is how many of these kids are so fragile and lacking in mental acuity/fortitude that they choose to commit suicide just because people are assholes. How soft have these kids become?

      • juris imprudent

        Raised to be an attention whore and when deprived of attention – the world just ends.

      • AlexinCT

        Please don’t get me going…

        That whole “We need to instill self-esteem in kids that have accomplished nothing worthy of self-esteem” participation trophy culture irked me to no end. I remember arguing with people that false sense of self-esteem was far, far more dangerous and destructive than not having self-esteem, and I think where we are in society today proves that. I work with to many young people that wouldn’t be able to find their way out of a cardboard box but think they are ready to be CIOs.

      • The Last American Hero

        If they are from a non-gender conforming historically disadvantaged group, they might be right.

    • Shpip

      Hundreds of LGBTQ and civil rights organizations in the wake of Benedict’s death called for the removal of Ryan Walters, Oklahoma’s top education official, in a letter to Oklahoma House leadership. Oklahoma’s constitution grants authority to the state House to begin impeachment proceedings against elected officials.

      Can’t be bothered to look it up, but I’m guessing that the impeachment of elected officials by the state house contains language more in the vein of “high crimes and misdemeanors” and not so much “has opinions about the mentally ill deemed icky by homosexual activists.”

      • rhywun

        I’m getting the sense that this is a political hit-job more than anything else.

      • Common Tater

        Oklahoma put the woman behind Libs of Tik Tok on a school advisory board.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        “Book bans” create violence in the bathroom.

    • rhywun

      More “two-spirit” gibberish at the top.

      Stop that.

    • Grummun

      UCS no likey the ink.

      Interesting (strange?) she changes colored contacts in the different shots.

  9. juris imprudent

    Do all California Glibs have alibis? Does Guess they got their dummy bombs mixed up with a live one. Hopefully Hannah Guitierrez has an alibi.

    At least sixteen people were injured after an explosion at an FBI training facility on Wednesday, authorities said.

    • Not Adahn

      They are the only ones with the training and competence to handle bombs.

    • WTF

      Incompetent as well as corrupt!

    • Sean

      Oopsie!

    • Chafed

      I was at work.

    • DrOtto

      What are the odds this was supposed to be planted somewhere else as part of a false flag op and they botched that? *Adjusts tinfoil hat*

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      I have been in the FBI building (justice dept.) in Sacramento and driven FBI and Marshals service cars, but not at a training facility and never with bombs.

      • slumbrew

        *notes the glow around Zwak*

  10. Fourscore

    “Florida woman, 27, is found dead in her cocaine-filled cabin on a cruise ship in the Bahamas as island police arrest 32-year-old American man”

    How much cocaine does it take to fill a cabin on a ship? Inquiring minds and all. It’s expensive, as I understand it.

    /Naive in Podunkville

    • Not Adahn

      “and two hard boiled eggs.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (honk)

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Maybe she was there to escort him out?

  11. Shpip

    Today is Pi Day for all you Glibs (except, ironically, Pie, for whom π Day is July 22).

    I think that this is the most important holiday for math nerds, though you’re entitled to a secant opinion.

    • WTF

      This is a bad sine of things to come.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        If you keep going on tangents we are going to get in trouble.

      • juris imprudent

        This pun string will get derivative all too quickly.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I will de differential to your judgment.

      • AlexinCT

        Integrate people, INTEGRATE!

      • Spartacus

        Take it as a complement.

      • whiz

        I cosine this remark.

  12. cavalier973

    Happy Pi Day, everyone!

  13. Not Adahn
    • Sean

      o.O

    • WTF

      She’s obviously used to interacting with people.

      • Not Adahn

        People are great! They give you pettings and are easy to catch for a snack!

    • Gender Traitor

      Nice kitty! 😳

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      It’s all fun and games until the cat eats someone’s head.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Well if you dare question this you must be a Chinese bootlicker! Cause its LIMitEd!!111!!

      Meanwhile – Patriot Act, AUMF, etc all snicker in the background on claims of limited.

      • R.J.

        Yeah. That vote made me sad. Sure I am concerned about Tik Tok. This isn’t how to handle it.

      • Drake

        Sure the Chinese are our biggest threat. Remember when they put peaceful protesters in a gulag, sent trannies into schools to groom kids, and opened our borders to invasion?

    • Drake

      Without reading the bill, I’ll guess that they are giving some totally trustworthy government agency the power to shut down any website.

      Or, maybe they are just writing a bill of attainder.

      • WTF

        Yeah, left out of any discussion is where in the constitution the government is granted the power to do any of this.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Well in the past we took it to court but those are pesky and unpredictable and might lead to some of our darker intentions being let out in the open.

      • Sensei

        My staff told to vote “aye”.

    • juris imprudent

      +1 Ralph “I’m helping” meme

    • Homple

      The Chinese employ their own intelligence agents at TikTok and keep out American ones. Now the USA can kick out the Chinese spies out of TikTok and insert American ones.

    • juris imprudent

      Taibbi absolutely shredded that New Yorker piece.

      New York Magazine has a new cover story, by the trans writer Andrea Long Chu: “The moral case for letting trans kids change their bodies.” A jeremiad in support of the idea that children must have absolute political agency, it makes the Unabomber manifesto read like a Shakespeare sonnet.

      A lot of the piece is standard-issue woe-is-me fuck-everything cartoon nihilism you’d hear from any laptop-class liberal arts product, arguing for a generalized smashing of the patriarchy, among other things by attacking the biological conspiracy to produce those units of material labor value known as babies. Complete abolition of norms would be an “impossible task,” Chu notes sadly, but that doesn’t preclude their “collective reimagining” by an alliance of intersectional victims working toward a Marxian paradise free of “oppressive systems,” which of course include the nuclear family. This brings us to Chu’s big clickworthy idea: child liberation.

      Pop quiz: which of the following passages are from Chu’s New York piece, and which are from a 2008 NAMBLA-published essay, “A Call for Social Justice”?

      • juris imprudent

        Aah, NYM, not New Yorker.

        One more perfect bit:

        The through-lines connecting all the inanities of the modern left are a belief that history started ten minutes ago and the demand that people believe the unbelievable. The trans issue seems to occupy a central place in the new mythos because a) it’s a place where laptop-class white dudes can reinvent themselves as victims of oppression, and b) it demands a rejection of biological fact that doubles nicely as a test of faith.

        That’s exactly what this Chu is – a white dude pretending to be a woman, which he blames on his obsessive consumption of sissy porn. Now he is of the Great Oppressed.

      • Not Adahn

        Chu is an absolute stereotype of the misogynistic autogynephile.

      • Common Tater

        Ignoring Blanchard’s theory is bullshit, wouldn’t sissy hypnosis lead one to being “HSTS”?

      • Not Adahn

        Considering that Blanchard-Bailey accurately describes an observable phenomenon, how is it bullshit?

      • Not Adahn

        And no, since she’s in a relationship with an AFAB.

      • Common Tater

        Most sissy hypnosis is all about the dick.

        “Considering that Blanchard-Bailey accurately describes an observable phenomenon, how is it bullshit?”

        I wouldn’t call it “accurate” but you can excuse it as a description, just like you can sort battleships and elephants in the same category because they are both grey, it’s not all that helpful. It’s the “theory” — the explanation — that’s bullshit.

      • Chafed

        He ripped her a new one.

      • Not Adahn

        She doesn’t need one. She already has “the universal vagina through which femaleness can always be accessed.”

      • Certified Public Asshat

        No reason to stop at just one vagina.

      • AlexinCT

        Bonus hole… Call it the bonus hole.

      • rhywun

        Been wondering why much of the rest of the western world is backing away from this nonsense while in the U.S., it’s full-steam crazy.

        It’s becoming ever clearer that the movementarians are running this show. By some means I’m not able to grasp yet, the most literally batshit insane radical leftist scum have managed to take full control of our society in ways that isn’t happening in Europe or other western countries anymore.

      • Common Tater

        There is Stonewall in England, but most of the former gay orgs that ran out of gay shit and needed to keep the grift going are based in the U.S.

      • AlexinCT

        When I was young, we knew all this shit they now want to normalize/legalize was a clear sign of a perverted adult and pedophilia. The moment someone told you not to tell others, and especially your parents, about something you knew this was fucking a sexual predator you were dealing with. I used to dismiss the people that told me the whole thing would end with people legalizing pedophilia, but now I am frustrated it has actually come to that. The targeting of kids is the agenda.

      • juris imprudent

        As we’ll see a little later, this traces back to Rousseau – who believed that parents exerted tyranny over their children and that society adhering to the General Will would raise them better.

        [Mr Rogers voice] Can you say, totalitarian?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Pedos in some, maybe many cases, certainly along with misplaced and stupid empathy and post hoc justifications for mistakes they made in their own lives. Regardless of the motivation this stuff must be smashed.

    • Nephilium

      I too ‘member Nikki claiming that children didn’t consent to being born.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Apparently she moved to Canada.

    • juris imprudent

      Hey, it’s gotta be sold and cheap, so why wouldn’t a former appartchik be all set to buy it?

      • AlexinCT

        How many CIA/NSA/FBI/DHS employees with a fake “former” prefix to blur the criminality, will be on staff to properly guide content distribution based on orders from government?

      • juris imprudent

        Now, now Alex, they aren’t orders, they’re more like suggestions.

      • AlexinCT

        Touche, mon ami…

        Well played.

  14. Sensei

    Interesting. I wondering if this is being driven more from the left, right or regulatory concerns.

    Meta Platforms plans to shut down a data tool long used by academic researchers, journalists and others to monitor the spread of content on its Facebook and Instagram services, the company said on Thursday.

    The social-media giant said it will decommission CrowdTangle in five months and is replacing it with a tool called the Meta Content Library, which will be available only to academic and nonprofit researchers, not to most news outlets.

    https://www.wsj.com/tech/meta-to-replace-widely-used-data-tooland-largely-cut-off-reporter-access-43fc3f9d?st=i7wcnf0jlzekrqm&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • AlexinCT

      When you bite the hand extended to you in your dark times…

  15. Tres Cool

    So on my way back from that barren, desolate, wasteland, known as Indiana yesterday the Challenger acquired a rock-chip on I-70 that quickly became a crack.

    Anyone every try the DIY windshield fixers from Rain-X, Perma-fix, et al ?

    • Sensei

      If it’s cracked and not chipped the best you can hope for is to stop the spread.

      I’ve not had good luck with any of them. The “pro” versions use a vacuum pump and are really for chips and not cracks.

    • ron73440

      I’ve used the Rain-X ones with success on small chips, but I don’t think it’ll work on a crack.

      This might help you decide:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fxxfZDOD1U

      He has really good product reviews.

    • Chafed

      Sensei and Ron are right. A chip can be fixed yourself . Think the size of a quarter or smaller. Bigger than that and a pro will be needed to fix it.

    • The Last American Hero

      Just get a new windshield. They’re like $0-$100 depending on your insurance company. (Many will waive the deductible).

  16. WTF

    I keep seeing these hysterical articles about how if Trump is reelected, he will prosecute his political opponents, which would be the end of Democracy.
    I just can’t understand how these numbnuts can actually write that shit.

    • juris imprudent

      Progjection. It’s not even what they will do in the future – it’s what they are doing right in front of us.

    • Drake

      Maybe rig up a protest in the Capitol and toss everyone involved into a gulag indefinitely.

      • juris imprudent

        Trump won’t even need to rig up a protest – the left will do that all on their own.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That only works in one direction politically. Y’all ought to know that by now.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I have considered 1/6 will seem even sillier if Trump is reelected and the left protests his vote certification.

      • Common Tater

        Their protest at his inauguration was already more violent than 1/6.

      • B.P.

        They simply don’t care about contradicting themselves.

      • ron73440

        IT’S DIFFERENT WHEN WE DO IT!!!

      • prolefeed

        This doublethink writ large: “It’s different when we do it. And we’re not doing it. And we’re doing it to save Democratcy.”

        Shorter: projection.

      • prolefeed

        “Damn you Ron, and your quick reading!”

        /shakes fist at sky

  17. Sensei

    “Gerald M. “Jerry” Levin, a television executive who rose to the top of Time Warner and orchestrated its ill-fated merger with America Online, which defined his legacy, died Wednesday at the age of 84 in Long Beach, Calif.”

    I worked on Wall St. When this happened. I was among the minority that thought this was the dumbest thing I’d ever heard. The rest of the street was simply trying to get some of the lucre.

    https://www.wsj.com/business/media/gerald-m-jerry-levin-tv-executive-behind-time-warner-aol-merger-dies-32937e90?st=44f90zjwh7fhtge&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • juris imprudent

      Ah, the forerunner to Net Neutrality – the impending doom of the TW/AO merger. Guess I forgot about how the world ended back then.

  18. Tonio

    SpaceX launch update.

    SpaceX keeps moving the launch time up, currently it’s 9:25 AM EDT. apparently there were boats that needed to be cleared out of the area near the launch pad. Their launch window closes at 9:50 AM EDT.

    As noted above (thanks OBJ FRANKELSON) there is this awesome fanboy website called Everyday Astronaut who have an awesome feed and commentary here.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Looks like they are going to hit that mark. Well..close to it.

      • db

        4 minutes to zero

      • Ownbestenemy

        Looks like they got it off a lot quicker….now for the hot staging…

      • Ownbestenemy

        They…….did it!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Hotstaging hit, 2nd stage hit…now they need to hit the propellent transfer…and that would be 100% test success.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Soft landing not good…only 2-3 of the 13 engines lit…

      • Ownbestenemy

        Starship engine shutdown successful. What an amazing job by SpaceX….

      • AlexinCT

        Looks like they lost that, but they have so much data now this is something they will be able to correct.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        I think that was on the “nice to” list of objectives.

      • Ownbestenemy

        It was always going to be a loss to the vehicle as they were just demonstrating they can relight those 13 engines. For sure they will have the data and based on their flight to flight record, my guess they will not even go for second soft-landing in the ocean and try a landing on the pad.

    • AlexinCT

      It’s flying!

    • R C Dean

      Wow. Good test. Really good. Looks like the booster soft splashdown stage isn’t quite there yet (dunno, looked like the engines didn’t refire on plan and they lost the signal).

      I would purely love to see one these launches in person.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Appears door test partial, but their payday test was the propellent transfer in microgravity was successful and worth I think a $53 million dollar contract.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Skipped the relight burn…onto reentry.

    • PieInTheSky

      that was epic.

    • PieInTheSky

      i expect it to fail reentry but here’s hoping

    • Translucent Chum

      The cheering is so cringey.

      • Translucent Chum

        The reentry video is pretty sweet though.

      • PieInTheSky

        seems to me it slowing down to slowly speed wise

      • Ownbestenemy

        Think they lost the vehicle….unless its just telemetry loss through the atmosphere

      • Ownbestenemy

        Cheering achievements is dumb

      • Translucent Chum

        Stoically sigh contentment, and walk into hallway alone for a fist pump.

      • R C Dean

        Really? I like it. If I couldn’t be at the launch site, I think being at HQ would be nearly as much fun.

      • cyto

        I agree. It would be great to be a part of it. These people worked hard to make this stuff happen.

  19. Sean

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 03/14:
    *24/24 words (+9 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 1% by bonus words

    I played https://squaredle.com 03/14:
    54/54 words (+23 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 5% by bonus words
    🔥 Solve streak: 172

    • Common Tater

      “foreign adversary” is vague language.

      • AlexinCT

        Trump is a KGB plant, a Russian agent.. Hence anything related to him is a foreign adversary…

        Hence government now has to regulate Truth Social, and also X, you know, because…

      • ron73440

        “foreign adversary” is vague language.

        Not by accident, I’m sure.

        You’re probably working with a foreign adversary if you point that out.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Goodbye Russia Today for certain. I wonder about sites like Rumble that refuse to deplatform them (already banned in France for not doing just that).

      • ron73440

        Al Jazzera?

        Sky News Austrailia?

      • The Last American Hero

        Those are right thinkers. Until we have always been at war with eastasia.

    • Common Tater

      “EXCLUSION.—The term ‘‘covered company’’ does not include an entity that operates a website, desktop application, mobile application, or augmented or immersive technology application whose primary purpose is to allow users to post product reviews, business reviews, or travel information and reviews.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Amazon says thank you.

      • Common Tater

        Others have said that, but isn’t Amazon mostly U.S. owned? I’m thinking it might be a carve out for Chinese companies such as Temu.

  20. creech

    Most days I try to be optimistic that the American people will come to their senses and halt the continued slide into an authoritarian state. Then I pick up today’s paper and am reminded just how biased news sources are. Between half-truths, lies, omissions, one-sided partisanship and spin I don’t see how many voters will ever see the path to folly and denial of liberty that this country is on.
    Three examples from Associated Press before I even got to the editorial pages:
    1) Headline is that Gov. “Shapiro unveils plan to make power plants pay.” No, the plan is to make all CONSUMERS of electricity to pay for electricity generated by fossil fuels. But the headline tells the reader that some greedy power plant owner will pay.
    2) A news story about dropped charges against Trump in Georgia tells the reader that D.A. Fani Willis is facing calls for removal because of “a romantic relationship with a colleague.” Colleague? How about him being the Special Prosecutor she hired, at big bucks, to pursue the case against Trump?
    3) News report on Jan. 6th probe by GOP: “Trump exhorted his supporters to ‘fight like hell'” No mention that he also told them to demonstrate peacefully.
    Yeah, I’m sure Cronkite and Brinkley and those other journalists of old engaged in this kind of shit, but the propaganda seems so blatant and destructive these days.

    • Sean

      1) Mr. Burns hardest hit.

    • ron73440

      Yeah, I’m sure Cronkite and Brinkley and those other journalists of old engaged in this kind of shit, but the propaganda seems so blatant and destructive these days.

      Weren’t the media instrumental in pushing the “Gulf of Tonkin Incident”?

    • AlexinCT

      There are no corporate taxes. Corporations price in their tax liability and collect taxes from their customers. If you buy a product or a service from a corporation, you are going to be paying any taxes levied on them. But for some reason economically illiterate socialists seem immune to this simple and immutable logic. Just like they think you can have insane minimum wages without that impacting the consumer’s cost for product or service.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        The taxes are also paid by investors in the form of reduced dividends or capital gains and by employees in the form of less demand for labor.

  21. PieInTheSky

    with all the shit in the world the starship is something nice to see.

    • Not Adahn

      Kamala is Jewish?

      • PieInTheSky

        Kamala is whatever she needs to be.

      • The Last American Hero

        Whatever Xe needs to be.

  22. Common Tater

    “Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s new internet law would allow for judges to give life sentences to those who commit the worst speech crimes on social media. The Online Harms Act, designed to make social media platforms safer, is being slammed as ‘Orwellian’ and an ‘overreach’ by voters. The Handmaid’s Tale author Margaret Atwood said the bill was ‘Lettres de Cachet all over again’ referring to royal diktat for imprisoning citizens made by former Kings of France. ‘The possibilities for revenge false accusations + thoughtcrime stuff are sooo inviting!’ Atwood warned on X, formerly Twitter. ‘Trudeau’s Orwellian online harms bill,’ she concluded.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13196875/justin-trudeau-canada-orwellian-imprison-life-crime-bill.html

    WTF, Canada?

    • PieInTheSky

      Canada is just showing the world what not to do. Unfortunately the world will take is as instructions.

      • AlexinCT

        It always amazes me that so many people have confused the dystopian warnings in books such as 1984, brave New World, Atlas Shrugged, and use these books as “How to” information manuals.

    • Not Adahn

      I’m actually surprised that Atwood realizes this could be used against her. Unless she’s in JKR’s camp.

    • WTF

      They voted for it, now they’re getting it good and hard.

    • The Last American Hero

      WTF Atwood? You were a cheerleader for this authoritarian shit until you saw it might impact people you like.

  23. The Late P Brooks

    Puppetry

    Lindsay Gorman, senior fellow for emerging technologies at the German Marshall Fund and a former tech and national security official in the Biden administration, said it’s difficult to say with certainty whether Trump’s reversal on a TikTok ban — or his general stance on the app over the years — is informed by his relationship with one or two billionaires. But she wouldn’t be surprised.

    “The autocratic playbook — we know that Trump admires autocrats and strongmen — the autocratic playbook is to enrich cronies, and to make policies in support of cronies,” Gorman said.

    Gorman said that worldview could color Trump’s approach to Chinese tech in a new presidential term — potentially endangering U.S. national security and undermining efforts to convince allies to dump risky Chinese technologies.

    “It doesn’t seem like there’s a significant moral center driving Trump’s China policies,” said Gorman.

    Long form slander and innuendo.

    tl;dr- Trump’s interest in tiktok is purely transactional, and the pay window is always open if you’re a billionaire.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      American owned soc media companies seriously stepped on his balls last election. Maybe that made him rethink his stance.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Meanwhile, the current occupant is a recipient of Chinese bribes. But ignore that.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    We’ve turned the corner on global warming

    “Our city hasn’t seen a storm like this in a few years,” Denver Mayor Mike Johnston posted Wednesday on X, formerly known as Twitter.

    The storm, which began Wednesday night, wasn’t expected to wind down until Friday morning. The heaviest snow accumulations were expected in the Front Range Mountains and Foothills, with a large area expected to get 18 to 36 inches (45 to 91 centimeters), and some amounts exceeding 4 feet (1.2 meters), the National Weather Service said.

    Major sections of Interstate 70 were closed in the Colorado mountains, with numerous reports of vehicles stranded on the highway for hours.

    “Stay home !! Troopers are getting stuck trying to get to all the stranded motorists,” the Colorado State Patrol posted on X.

    You can all stop panicking now.

    This reminds me of getting caught in a massive Easter blizzard in Limon, about thirty years ago.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Stay home

      I give us to next winter and they start declaring emergencies and mayors do shelter-in-place orders.

      • Nephilium

        You mean like they’re doing for the eclipse?

      • Ownbestenemy

        The faux pants shitting I see from anyone in the path of totality is amazing. Seriously, you’d think we were in the dawn of man and must be angry gods punishing us.

      • R.J.

        Two counties in Texas did declare an emergency, just to get extra funds for traffic control and police. Not because they expected collapse of society. The backup data is pretty compelling. Seems like some counties are expecting over 100,000+ visitors in places that don’t even have 20,000 citizens. Thankfully I am in the dark path, maybe 15 miles from the dead center dark line so I don’t have to go anywhere if I don’t want to.

      • Pope Jimbo

        When we were at Hilton Head, SC this year, they had a forecast of 29 degrees and were running PSA’s about local warming shelters. Because the cold was so bad.

    • robc

      So far I am underwhelmed. We have 2-3 inches, with another 3-4 predicted for today. But the predictions were all over the place the last few days.

      And Castle Rock isn’t going to get quite as crushed as was still being predicted yesterday.

      • robc

        The prediction was the snow would start at 6 PM yesterday, but at 6 the Temp was still in the 40s, so we had rain until about Midnight.

      • WTF

        We can’t accurately predict the next day’s weather, but we can predict the entire global climate decades from now!

      • B.P.

        We’re getting pretty good accumulation in central Denver. But yes, it rained a lot last night. I suspect there’s a pretty good basecoat of ice on the roads. Two ski resorts are closed.

    • R.J.

      Those shorts are hideous. At least match.

      • AlexinCT

        Not enough camel toe?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I’d frame her garage anyday if you know what I mean and I think you do.

    • slumbrew

      I’d be interested in seeing her work with wood some more.

  25. Ownbestenemy

    CitizenFreePress having an absolute meltdown for anyone not cheering our government banning a vehicle for speech.

    • R.J.

      No surprise there.

      • R.J.

        It’s just so hypocritical. If Tik Tok sells, it will then be beholden to another government. Probably ours.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A quick perusal of the bill also shows that all judicial review is to take place only in the District of Columbia federal court. It just keeps getting worse and worse.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Didn’t they try that with another bill?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Probably in a lot of bills, we’re just unaware. The idiot Republicans have handed the Dems the heads of any right wing friendly websites on a plate. Just unbelievably stupid.

      • Gustave Lytton

        And a limited time period to challenge both the act and any determination.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Mark Cuban has taken a break from his retarded DEI thoughts to post a decent idea on how to deal with Tik Tok:

      My view on #tiktokban – Any social media platform that allows users under 18, must publicly publish their algorithms. There will be plenty of people who will publish how the algos work so parents can be smarter about what their kids are seeing Just as @X@elonmusk currently does/p>— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) March 13, 2024

      Still a heavy hand by the government, but not a ban.

      • UnCivilServant

        You expect them to be honest?

        Until the hardware is destroyed and the people strung up by their entrails, you will not be freed from the corruption.

    • Common Tater

      I’m thinking that’s because there is a lot of pro-Palestinian/anti-Zionist stuff on Tik Tok.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    A quick perusal of the bill also shows that all judicial review is to take place only in the District of Columbia federal court. It

    “Those hick federal judges out there in Flyoverstan don’t grasp the subtleties of Constitutional law as it applies to us always getting our way.”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Collectivism- it’s what you crave

    “People talk about the land trust as a way to sell in, instead of selling out,” Ness says. “If you have to sell – not your fault, no judgment. How can we make sure you have what you need and the land stays in the highest and best interest of the community?”

    Burke decided to join the effort to develop the land trust, which she says will hopefully lessen the pain for neighbors who choose to leave Lahaina.

    “We know we can’t save every parcel that’s gonna come up to be sold,” Burke says. “But if we’re an option on somebody’s table so if they have to walk away, they can do it in good conscience, that’s all we’re there for.”

    When hurricanes, floods and wildfires destroy housing, the ensuing upheaval can permanently shift the makeup of a community. In the wake of Hurricane Katrina, which hit New Orleans in 2005, a third of displaced residents still had not returned after three years, and lower-income residents were the most vulnerable to being displaced. Neighborhoods damaged by flooding were also more likely to experience gentrification.

    First- journalists who use the construction (people or communities) “experiencing [X]” should be strapped to a wagon wheel and thrashed with a knotted rope.

    The article is about noble wimmens coming together to establish “land trusts” funded by the government to fend off profiteering capitalist gentrifiers and anybody else who does not share their vision for the community. Land trusts involve communal ownership of land where “affordable housing” will be built; the houses may be “sold” to approved deserving people (you know, cops and school teachers) at prices controlled by the to-be-named-later plantation bosses.

    Who could possibly object to that?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      How do they walk around without constantly trying to pull that wedgie out of their asses? Seems like it’d be uncomfortable.

      • Common Tater

        They aren’t good for yoga either.

      • The Other Kevin

        But they are extremely effective at getting attention, both in real life and on social media.

      • Gender Traitor

        Yoga pants IN THE CORRECT SIZE* work just fine for yoga.

        *Camel toe and/or wedgie = incorrect size

  28. Timeloose

    GD those Space X launches still give me the chills. I proud that our country and the species has re-started the push to space. Doing this as a private enterprise, not a defense contractor who also makes ICBMs, is also a big win.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    “Public funding is really a necessity in order to preserve land in the aftermath of a disaster, particularly in an affluent location,” Kirk says. “Because in the absence of that, market conditions will cause speculators and others to step into that land and end up serving a completely different income level.”

    In Lahaina, Burke says organizers aren’t sure how many properties the land trust might be able to buy, but they hope to start within the next six months.

    “I don’t think we’re at a place where we can’t come back and still make this a beautiful, vibrant community,” Burke says. “We’re gonna need help and we’re going to continue to need help for years.”

    I want Zuckerberg to buy everybody out and rebuild it as a Disney theme park.

    • Tres Cool

      She is adorable but my word that girl has a lot of energy.

  30. Tres Cool

    The Last American Hero on March 14, 2024 at 9:48 am
    Just get a new windshield. They’re like $0-$100 depending on your insurance company. (Many will waive the deductible).

    Hah! Waiting to see what Progressive will pay out, but my guy at Safelite can replace it (2016 Challenger SRT) wants $340.
    Double that for OEM.

    • Gender Traitor

      I’ve taken my beloved Subie to Safelite twice – once for a chip (repair) and once for a crack (replace,) and wasn’t out a penny either time. Didn’t have to contact State Farm myself – Safelite took care of that. Easy Peasy.

    • ron73440

      Safelite cost $400 for my wife’s Corolla.

      It cracked a week after they replaced it, I took it to them, it took a minute for their tech to decide it was a stress fracture, and they replaced it gain for free with no hassles.

      • Tres Cool

        Im not a car guy, but looking at all the air bubbles in the seal around the frame I wonder how much good adhesive is left.
        It may be time for a new one anyhow.

    • Sean

      That’s downright cheap (in a Biden economy).

      • ron73440

        I have full coverage, but my deductible is $450.

    • Sensei

      Depends on the state.

      https://www.progressive.com/claims/faq/glass-repair-vs-replace/

      There is no way I’d take a 6 inch crack repair. Assuming you have comprehensive you should just pay your deductible worst case. Best case is a state like FL that requires no glass deductible.

      Some forms, no idea with PGR, have a separate glass sublimit.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Cause of death: MAGA-cide

    The death of a nonbinary student the day after a fight inside an Oklahoma high school restroom has been ruled a suicide, the state medical examiner’s office said Wednesday.

    A summary autopsy report was released more than a month after the death of 16-year-old Nex Benedict, a student at Owasso High School. Family members said Benedict had been bullied at school and the teenager’s death in February drew concern from LGBTQ+ rights groups, as well as attention from Oklahoma’s governor and the White House.

    “From the beginning of this investigation, Owasso Police observed many indications that this death was the result of suicide,” Owasso Police Department Lt. Nick Boatman said in a statement. “However, investigators did not wish to confirm that information without the final results being presented by the Oklahoma Medical Examiners Office.”

    Despair over the prospect of another bout of Trump’s America is wot dunnit.

    • Common Tater

      Still waiting for an explanation how she was LGBT? Anyone can say they are “non-binary”. Remember when Demi Lavato was non-binary for 45 minutes? Her pictures look like a feminine-presenting female.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Name change, pronouns, bad haircut. It’s all there.

      • Common Tater

        Name change, pronouns, all just words. It might be a bad haircut, but it looks like a girl’s haircut.

  32. Mojeaux

    This week has been so full of little irritations that I just don’t know which end is up. I’m completely catawampus, confuzzled, and discombobulated. I can’t even type right, and I’m trying to do some transcription this morning. I can’t figure out what this mush-mouthed doctor is saying even though I’ve transcribed him for a year now. I want to go back to bed, but I’ve had caffeine, so…

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Expert labor economist

    Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt., will hold a hearing Thursday on a bill he introduced to reduce the standard U.S. workweek to four days without loss of pay.

    The bill, titled the “Thirty-Two Hour Work Week Act,” would reduce the standard workweek from 40 to 32 hours over the span of four years, including lowering the maximum hours required for overtime compensation for nonexempt employees. It would also require overtime pay at time and a half for workdays that last more than eight hours and overtime pay that would pay workers double their regular pay if their workday is longer than 12 hours.

    A press release on the bill described it as an “important step toward ensuring workers share in increasing productivity and economic growth driven by technological advancements.”

    “Moving to a 32-hour workweek with no loss of pay is not a radical idea,” Sanders said in a statement. “Today, American workers are over 400 percent more productive than they were in the 1940s. And yet, millions of Americans are working longer hours for lower wages than they were decades ago. That has got to change.”

    Bring on the robots!

    • ron73440

      We are not a serious country.

      • Tres Cool

        Of course it’s Bernie.
        Hes never had to produce anything of value. And he has all week to do it,

      • ron73440

        I still can’t believe* his:

        “Millionaires and billionaires must pay their fair share!”

        “Oh wait, I’m a millionaire now?”

        “Billionaires must pay their fair share!”

        didn’t ruin his career.

        *I can easily believe it

  34. Common Tater

    Today, in top-notch parenting

    “A heartless Florida mother allegedly tried to sell her toddler for $500 at a bank before no one took her up on the offer and she abandoned the child last week.

    Jessica Woods, 33, was spotted loitering outside an H&R Block location in Palatka, Fla., with her 18-month-old daughter when she was approached by one of the bank’s employees.

    The employee had recognized Woods as the mother who frequented the area and even used the bank’s restroom to change her daughter.

    Woods at one point was spotted hitting her daughter with her elbow and spanking her inside the bathroom, according to a probable cause affidavit viewed by the Daily Mail.

    The next morning, on March 5, Woods was found sleeping on an exterior air conditioning unit while her daughter was inside a nearby shopping cart with no blankets.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13193709/florida-woman-loitered-business-sell-toddler-daughter.html

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/14/us-news/florida-mom-jessica-woods-tried-selling-daughter-for-500/

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just marry her like all the Brits used to.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Sanders, who chairs the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, has asked United Auto Workers President Shawn Fain, Boston College sociology professor Juliet Schor and Jon Leland, chief strategy officer of Kickstarter and cofounder of the Four Day Workweek Campaign, to testify at the hearing on the proposal.

    In a news release on the bill, Sanders cites studies that say that although weekly wages for average American workers are lower than they were 50 years ago after adjusting for inflation, CEOs make hundreds of times more than what their workers earn.

    If we can just get it up and running, the Ministry of Plenty will put things right.

    • ron73440

      CEOs make hundreds of times more than what their workers earn.

      And if they distributed that equally among the workers, each one would get a couple dollars a month.

      Maybe he should fix the women’s pay gap while he’s at it.

  36. Pope Jimbo

    Daily Spike of Revulsion

    Children’s Minnesota Hospital in Minneapolis is breaking new ground.

    It’s one of the first U.S. hospital systems to offer modesty gowns specifically designed for Muslim children.

    “We’re committed to providing equitable and inclusive care through every aspect of a family’s experience, right down to the medical gown kids wear during their stay at our hospitals,” Dr. Emily Chapman with Children’s Minnesota Hospital said.

    The gowns come in four sizes. They’re designed with sleeves that are 3/4 length, a detachable hijab and a closure that can be worn facing either front or back.

    I blame my mom for being a liberated woman who taught me to treat women as equals. Every time I see women wearing a hijab or burka, it drives me nuts. To me it is a big flag for a culture that treats women as second class citizens. It is extra bad when it is a young girl. A woman wearing the hijab at least has some agency to decide to ditch it, but a kid doesn’t have that.

    If I ran that hospital, I’d be so tempted to call child welfare on any parent who made a stink about their sick daughter showing too much arm in the hospital.

    • Gustave Lytton

      How about calls to prayer over the PA system?

    • slumbrew

      ISTR that burkas and hijabs aren’t for children anyway, just for post-pubescent women.

      So it’s just (more) stupid signaling.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    And if they distributed that equally among the workers, each one would get a couple dollars a month.

    Exactly. I suspect a very large part of that pay discrepancy is a question of scale. Companies have gotten bigger and bigger, but nobody knows why.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    It’s one of the first U.S. hospital systems to offer modesty gowns specifically designed for Muslim children.

    Put burlap sacks on them.