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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

60 Comments

  1. Gender Traitor

    What you did there… 😉

    Also, poor black-pilled Hair! (That IS the right colored pill, isn’t it? I can’t keep track. So many pills, so many colors!)

    Well done!

      • Gender Traitor

        Someone who actually thinks banning gas stoves, gas heat, and ICEs is a great idea?

      • UnCivilServant

        🤷‍♂️

        I was going for a color that wasn’t in use.

      • R.J.

        The pills have gone to plaid.

      • Gender Traitor

        I want a paisley pill!

      • Tres Cool

        ToG I knew it before I clicked.

  2. Fourscore

    Another good one, CPRM.

    Hair is right about a lot of things but Hat is a better ass kisser and can grift with the best of ’em.

  3. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Me at 0:58: poor hair is having an existential crisis

    Hair at 1:06: …

  4. prolefeed

    From the dead thread:

    “Judgment Day [i.e. Trump serving a second term] is coming for America’s enemies, and no Marxist, Harvard leftist, gender-radical, illegal, or criminal thug in our great country will be safe come January.”

    You ought to know you’re one of the baddies when Marxism, illegality, criminality, and being a thug are all considered to be good things to protect from harm.

    I’ll give them a pass on being a leftist from Harvard or liking buttsecks.

  5. Ownbestenemy

    Followed a tutorial, but I feel accomplished

    https://ibb.co/RCwY8wB

    • Fourscore

      You made that! Wow! Nice job, OBE. Don’t let UCS see that, he’ll dig out his forge and start hammering.

      Daily I’m amazed at the skills of the Glibs. Did I mention I can run a snow blower?

      • Ownbestenemy

        3d sulculpting is pretty fun. Like working clay in a way

    • Gender Traitor

      I don’t wish to alarm you, but I think you may have orcs nearby.😳

      • Ownbestenemy

        Ha! Next up is venture on my own and try to 3d model something around the house

      • UnCivilServant

        You have Orcs around your house?!

        😲

    • R.J.

      That’s really nice.

  6. Trigger Hippie

    …I had something reflexively racist to say about the inhabitants of Section 8 housing(due to my experience doing maintenance on said homes) but I then remembered my experiences and expectations dealing with white trash…a pistol can drawn upon anyone at anytime when placed in another’s desperate situation…fuck me.

  7. Brochettaward

    Everything in the First, nothing outside the First, nothing against the First.

    • Tres Cool

      And when your bitch burp you smell my balls in the air.

    • Spudalicious

      “Can”

      • dbleagle

        The article is short, but I see you picked up there was no mention of the words “shall” or “must” in there. More attention will need to be applied ot the fortification will continue.

    • Beau Knott

      Mornin’ Sean, et. al.

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, Sean, Beau, and (upthread) Roat!

      • Beau Knott

        Good morning GT!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Mornin

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, OBE!

      • Ownbestenemy

        Cause of your comment, I felt the need to start modeling the Sting blade

      • UnCivilServant

        “Don’t stand so close to me”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Yeah there was no way to word any of that so it didn’t elicit a reference.

      • slumbrew

        Some folks call it a keiser blade. Uh-huh.

  8. Tres Cool

    fuckin’ puppy alarm clock that Jugsy refused to respond to
    Seems Rottweilers dont have a “snooze” button when its time for breakfast

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey! I’m assuming there’s going to be frost on my windshield when I leave for work.

      • Tres Cool

        When I peered out of the ramparts protecting the Palatial 2X-Wide™ I did see frost on the rumpke bins.
        So its a safe bet.

    • Beau Knott

      Do *any* dogs have a snooze button for their breakfast alarm? None of mine ever did ;-\

    • Tres Cool

      Ask the Department of Defense.

      • UnCivilServant

        I said “And not have it stolen”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Should immediately be refunded to citizens of South Carolina.

      • UnCivilServant

        Should be – but won’t

      • UnCivilServant

        It’s about $360/resident. And each and every one would be a better steward of their share than the people who couldn’t keep track of it in the first place.

    • Ownbestenemy

      While a team of internal and external accountants reviews the evidence, state senators reportedly believe that “every time the state’s books were out of whack, money was shifted from somewhere into an account that helped balance it out,” according to CBS.

      Enron weeps.

      • Tres Cool

        + Sarbanes-Oxley

    • Fourscore

      Rainy Day fund, like that $100 that is in the secret place in your car in case you lose your billfold. My problem is I tend to lose my car.

  9. Not Adahn

    I declare CPRM an honorary member of GenX.

    • UnCivilServant

      Why are you trying to stir up trouble?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s an honor — very few people not born to it understand how to make such a thick blend of meta- and absurdity.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, you’re definately here to stir up trouble.

      • Tres Cool

        Of course he is. Do you even read his weekly astrological predictions ?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s called “engagement” and people who run websites love it.

      • R.J.

        Seconded.

  10. Ownbestenemy

    This is eerie

    • Tres Cool

      Wake someone up.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Never poke a sleeping bear