Thursday Afternoon Serviceable Links

by | Mar 21, 2024 | Daily Links | 207 comments

 

CAPRICOPHAGIC CRYPTID CHOMPS CAROTIDS: This creature is a nightmare.*

TOTALLY MISSING THE POINT OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT: It’s both sad and scary when a SCOTUS justice worries about how that darn, pesky 1A thing hamstrings government’s attempts to censor speech it doesn’t like. And it’s not just that one justice we have to worry about. Here’s a good explainer of what’s at stake in Murthy v. Missouri.

TOO-LOCAL NEWS: Virginia state government liquor monopoly not bringing in as much revenue as expected. Maybe that has something to do with this. And this.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT. FOR YOUR RIGHT. TO RE–PAIR: A story about IP law, DMCA, right to repair, and why the ice cream machines at a certain fast-food restaurant are always broken. “After one company built a Raspberry Pi-powered device, the Kytch, that could provide better diagnostics and insights, Taylor moved to ban franchisees from installing the device, then offered up its own competing product. Kytch has sued Taylor for $900 million in a case that is still pending.”

FBI SMACKED DOWN IN 9-0 SCOTUS RULING:  Story here. The federal courts are notorious for finding any excuse to NOT rule on certain things, things that would rock the boat. We are all familiar with their “standing” chicanery, and I’m surprised they didn’t declare this moot to avoid ruling on the merits. This ruling is if nothing else a small victory for due process and accountability.

LONG READ OF THE DAY: Over at the Brownstone institute, Lani Kass writes about the assault on language, people who believe rights come from God, and the Military Leadership Diversity Commission.

GEE-WHIZ SPACE LINK OF THE DAY: “Benchmark Space’s first electric thruster is in orbit and ready to begin operations as the company moves into large-scale production of the systems. […] Xantus is a metal plasma thruster that uses molybdenum as propellant.” Everything you wanted to know about Moly B Denum. Another, more flirtatious, Molly.

(*)If anyone can ID the instrument being played, and the style of music in the opening (before it gets all thumpy), I’d appreciate it.

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Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkstar (Thursday PM, yo), author, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

207 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “It’s both sad and scary when a SCOTUS justice worries about how that darn, pesky 1A thing hamstrings government’s attempts to censor speech it doesn’t like. ”

    It is. I never even went to law school and I could be a better judge?

    • Sensei

      She’s not a biologist either.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        And possibly not a woman!

      • R C Dean

        So many good follow-ups that weren’t made to that answer.

        “So, if you can’t define “woman”, how will you apply antidiscrimination statutes that prohibit discrimination on the basis of sex? Because that’s what the statutes say: “sex”, not “gender identity”.”

    • The Other Kevin

      Her question was something like, You wouldn’t want to prevent the government from asking to take down TikTok videos encouraging kids to jump off a roof. While I recall something in the Constitution about free speech, I don’t think there’s anything about it being the federal government’s job to prevent kids from doing stupid shit.

      • EvilSheldon

        It’s not like we have a shortage of idiot teenagers. In fact, they seem to me a renewable resource…

      • Nephilium

        OT: Saw that you linked that mod yesterday afternoon. Got it saved, and may try to get it up and running this weekend.

        Thank you.

      • Fourscore

        I did stupid shit way before TikTok.

      • R C Dean

        “You wouldn’t want to prevent the government from asking to take down TikTok videos encouraging kids to jump off a roof.”

        I would.

    • juris imprudent

      The English always found general warrants very useful — maybe she can argue that the 4th Amdt shouldn’t be so picky about that.

      • Chafed

        Give it time.

      • R C Dean

        Oh, pish. We’ve had general warrants for quite some time. They are just a lot wordier now, but the basic thrust is “Go here, search everything, take whatever you think we can use against him for any purpose.” That’s a general warrant, and it’s pretty standard now.

      • juris imprudent

        We’ll certainly see in the FBI seizure of those Los Angeles safe deposit boxes – that is this SCotUS term as well.

      • Swiss Servator

        That one makes me really, really angry.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      Someone in my Twitter feed was claiming that she was just deploying the Socratic method, not that she was advocating for allowing the government to squash speech. I suppose it’s possible, but she started the sentence with “I worry that….” which implies that she has an opinion already.

      • Tonio

        Yes, it’s an intellectually dishonest rhetorical device. Literally, concern trolling.

    • Suthenboy

      I think you may be a bit foggy on what being a judge means.

      • Common Tater

        Did I say I know about being a judge? Aren’t I just asking questions? How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? What about prairie dogs?

  2. Common Tater

    Why is a government in the business of selling anything besides permission slips? They shouldn’t be selling booze, lottery tickets, or anything like that.

    • Tonio

      Baptists. Temperance women. Remember, these people had recently convinced America that the Demon Rum was a deadly poison and should be illegal. People just wanted legal booze back.

      • Sensei

        Welcome to recreational MJ!

      • R C Dean

        When Prohibition was repealed, the authority to regulate booze went back to the states. Some states looked around and saw no legal booze market, a massive vacuum that was just begging them to fill it with cronies and corruption and graft.

        So they did.

      • Swiss Servator

        Hey, Illinois … oh, yeah.

    • Nephilium

      Progressives.

    • juris imprudent

      Because in Virginia the bootleggers like only have incompetent competition.

      • juris imprudent

        feel free to insert “to” anywhere after “like”

      • Nephilium

        Last time I checked, New Zealand (really!) is the only country that has legalized home distillation.

    • Rat on a train

      Praise be to government for allowing me to buy beer and wine in grocery stores.

      What is worse than Virginia’s monopoly on liquor? The VABC police.

  3. Shpip

    Evidence in the case revealed that in the run-up to the 2020 election, and increasingly thereafter, a raft of federal agencies both directly and via cutouts cajoled, coerced, and colluded with social media companies to censor wrongthinking Americans at a magnitude of millions of posts on matters ranging from the New York Post’s Hunter Biden laptop story to the integrity of mass mail-in balloting and the efficacy of Covid vaccines.

    The Louisiana district court that originally heard the case found, and a 5th Circuit Court of Appeals panel affirmed, that these efforts — emanating from entities such as the Biden White House, FBI, and CDC to control the digital public square, interfering in our elections and skewing public policy debates — likely constituted a massive assault on the First Amendment.

    I didn’t think the Biden White House was a thing in 2020. Point still stands, though. And why would OMB allow his three-letter agencies to cajole, coerce, and collude with Twatbook and the like?

    • Tonio

      I didn’t think the Biden White House was a thing in 2020.

      Oh, good catch.

      And why would OMB allow his three-letter agencies to cajole, coerce, and collude with Twatbook and the like?

      A very good question. Perhaps one or more high level bureaucrats exceeded their authority. Sounds like fodder for congressional hearings and investigation.

      • The Other Kevin

        I just listened to the Human Events podcast today. The House Oversight committed launched an investigation into the transition integrity project, a group of deep staters and Dems who were behind that censorship, and had planned all sorts of bad things such as riots and alternate electors had Trump won.

        https://twitter.com/HumanEvents/status/1770885601669050612

      • R C Dean

        “I didn’t think the Biden White House was a thing in 2020.”

        It was “thereafter”, though.

        “And why would OMB allow his three-letter agencies to cajole, coerce, and collude with Twatbook and the like?”

        Well, there was the extremely popular #resistance to OMB. It was his administration, after all, that definitively proved the agencies are completely autonomous now. Plus, he probably didn’t mind them shutting down criticism of his disastrous COVID policies.

    • juris imprudent

      Because OMB had no fucking clue about how to run the federal govt and no interest in figuring out how to do it. I wouldn’t expect he learned anything from this should he be in office the next 4 years.

      • Common Tater

        I don’t the President can just fire anyone he wants.

      • Common Tater

        *insert “think” after “don’t” *

      • Tonio

        There is some question about that. I believe they passed a law in the early 20th century expressly forbidding that, but unclear whether the law is constitutional WRT executive branch employees. Progs are of course spinning the situation to claim that would allow a president to fire federal judges, which ignores the whole three separate and coequal branches thing which makes ppl question the law.

        And even if a president can’t fire people or eliminate positions, the executive should be able to halt or nullify rulemaking by unelected, often unappointed, bureaucrats. We also need the Chevron overturned to establish the principle that Congress can’t shrug off it’s responsibilities to executive branch functionaries.

      • R C Dean

        “unclear whether the law is constitutional WRT executive branch employees”

        Isn’t every agency employee an executive branch employee?

      • prolefeed

        Unless he’s the President of Argentina.

        Or has the cojones to fire any federal employee whose job isn’t specifically authorized in Article I, Sec.8.

      • R C Dean

        Fire ‘em. And let the process is punishment thing work in your favor while they try to get it overturned.

      • Chafed

        Exactly this.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        There is a reason why CEO’s have underlings, and so does the president. No one man could figure out the largest organization in the history of man, no matter who they are or what their politics. Add in an incredibly hostile workforce, and your joke about no interest in finding out is not just unfunny, but a huge part of why the country is so fukt.

      • Homple

        “…your joke about no interest in finding out is not just unfunny, but a huge part of why the country is so fukt.”

        I second that.

      • juris imprudent

        It would be entirely possible to hire people who will follow directions and give orders. Say what you will about bureaucrats, but when given an order in writing with a deadline and the person above them expecting results – you can actually get results. Sure, slow and painful, but possible.

        What you can’t do is bullshit around, tweet what you want done, change your mind based on the last person you talked to and THEN expect results. And THAT is Trump being Trump.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        “Hi, my name is Barak Obama, I am so pleased to meet you.” Or, to quote Blade Runner: Are you for real?

        Look, the only difference between 44 and 45 was a complete hatred of the second, while the former got every bit of leniency possible. 45 didn’t even think he was gonna win, his own party tried to sabotage his run, and they are, supposedly, the people who are gonna get shit done for him? Get the fuck out of here. Obama might not have tweeted, but he had the complete acquiescence of the media to give him a bully pulpit, which is in effect the same thing. Remember the beer summit? Or his sticking his nose in every bit of cultural war? Yeah, not to mention he changed his mind on everything from Guantanamo to AFPAC, and I am sure as shooting that midwit did it after the last person he talked to.

        No, I don’t think Trump even thought that our “civil” service was as evil and partisan as it turned out to be, and the media never gave him the customary period that a new president gets while he figures things out. “Say what you will about bureaucrats, but when given an order in writing with a deadline and the person above them expecting results – you can actually get results.” Which we now know is complete bullshit, as seen in the lies that were told to him RE Syria, COVID, and so on. And no, he cannot just fire someone, as that has to go through each and every bureaucrat that is lying while answering to him, as seen above.

        Personally, I am indifferent to the man, but I am a bit sick of people blaming what amounts to the political failures of the last 100 years completely on his head.

      • juris imprudent

        The problem I have was when Trump was right he didn’t stick to it. I agree that past failures aren’t his fault, just his own. Did he give an order on Syria? Or did he just make off the cuff statements? Who did he tell – do this or tender your resignation?

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        That’s why deSantis would have been a better choice, but what can you do?

      • Swiss Servator

        I still voted for him a couple of days ago…why the heck not?

      • Gadfly

        I did the same on Super Tuesday. Trump and Haley were the only candidates still in at the time, but since polls said there was no chance of Haley (my least favorite option) winning, I figured I could vote for whoever I wanted. It’s a shame so many people drop out after just a couple primaries.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I did the same in CA.

      • Fatty Bolger

        You think he was actually told about it? Or that they would stop if he told them to?

        “He’ll sit right here and he’ll say do this, do that! And nothing will happen.” – Harry S. Truman on what it’s like to be President.

      • prolefeed

        They’d stop if they were fired for insubordination for ignoring a legal order from their boss.

      • Homple

        Then there’s a wrongful dismissal suit which the judge, who hates the president, decides in favor of the employee.

      • juris imprudent

        That part comes years later.

  4. Common Tater

    “I’m surprised they didn’t declare this moot to avoid ruling on the merits.”

    They didn’t want to look “racist” because Muslim?

    • Tonio

      That is precisely the reason this was a 9-0 decision.

      • Lackadaisical

        Exactly where my mind went. If it was One eyed Jimmy who plays with explosives too much, it would be 5-4 or 6-3.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        “…One-Eyed Jimmy…”

        Are we not doing the phrasing thing?

      • rhywun

        I know. Sheesh.

    • Lackadaisical

      Hey, all the government has to do is change it to a suggested no fly list and they can just let the airlines know who is on the list and let them decide if they want to let terrorists on their planes.

      Kind of afraid to post this actually because I’m afraid it will give them ideas and it e local FBI watchers a promotion.

      • R C Dean

        *FBI drone jots notes*

  5. Beau Knott

    I think the instrument in question is a hammered dulcimer, possibly of the Chinese style as used by Dead Can Dancd.

    • Beau Knott

      *Dance. Stupid clumsy fingers

  6. Shpip

    Benchmark Space Systems flies first electric thruster

    Untz untz untz untz…

    • Tonio

      Cute photoshop of the doge. I just noticed that.

  7. juris imprudent

    Democrats love Big Tech huh? Must be about like STEVE SMITH LOVE HIKERS. And equally painful.

    The Biden administration sued Apple on Thursday, alleging the tech giant created a monopoly in the smartphone market by blocking competitors from accessing hardware and software features of the iPhone.

    Google must be laughing their asses off.

    • Nephilium

      Google isn’t. Epic/Tencent is

    • Rat on a train

      I’m sure Congress has defined monopoly to include non-monopolies.

      • juris imprudent

        I’m sure Congress delegated that to the AG (and maybe some other department heads).

  8. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Speaking of right to repair…I haz a new skylight!

    You know I love the caulk…

    https://ibb.co/2qJFSrM

    • Tonio

      W00t! If I hadn’t known what it was I would have thought it was a fancy iced cake on first glance.

    • pistoffnick

      Ma’am, don’t you think that is an excessive amount of caulk?

      • Lackadaisical

        If she likes thick caulk, who are you to complain?

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        No such thing 😂

      • Mojeaux

        Husband: Going to Lowes. Want anything?

        Me: Nope.

        Husband: *outside getting in car*

        Me: *running to front door* HONEY CAN YOU GET ME SOME BLACK CAULK?!

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Awwwww yeah!

      • Nephilium

        See, that could have been helpful context for Sugarfree’s cartoon he linked!

        /tries to duck

      • Gadfly

        LMAO

      • Suthenboy

        Husband returns home with large black man. You scowl.
        Husband: “What? I got what you asked.” *after a few seconds * “Ooooooooh! You said caulk….caulk caulk caulk!”

  9. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Speaking of cryptids, it looks like STEVE SMITH paid a visit to Big Jet TV. And by “visit”, mean

    https://ibb.co/k4P1zB1

      • Ownbestenemy

        If 25 years ago and claimed honor roll student I would maybe believe it.

      • Fatty Bolger

        From what I’ve seen she wasn’t defending herself, it was an arranged fight so it was mutual combat. Meaning there is no self-defense claim if somebody gets hurt. It also wasn’t racially motivated or bullying on her part, so lots of people posting this video have been lying about that, too.

      • Ownbestenemy

        True. The heart breaking part is people standing around after one…two…three…four head smashes and then filming the young lady seizing on the ground. Truly a fucked up situation all around.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        I’m willing to believe there’s more to the story than we’ve heard. There usually is. But smashing someone’s head on the pavement is way out of line.

      • Mojeaux

        FTA

        Her family describe her as an honor roll student who speaks four languages, who was being ‘harassed and bullied’ before the fight broke out.

        Orly.

      • Ted S.

        Oh stewardess, I speak jive.

      • Mojeaux

        That is exactly where my mind went.

      • Shpip

        Given that school’s metrics, making the Honor Roll may just mean that she can tie Velcro her shoes in the morning.

        “She shows up three days a week and never had a felony until now. That makes her a model student at Hazelwood East.”

      • B.P.

        That’s what happens when you name a school after the captain of the Exxon Valdez.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Students drinking heavily would explain the brawl.

      • Suthenboy

        It wasn’t self defense, it was murder. None of the family’s points are relevant to what she did.

      • Homple

        They’re always honor students. If a cop shoots one, the shotee was singing in his grandma’s church’s choir on the previous Sunday. He was destined to be valedictorian and had already been accepted to John’s Hopkins medical school.

    • EvilSheldon

      Just for the record – if you or your daughter, son, spouse, live-in transsexual rubber gimp, or other loved one is suffering from persistent headaches after being hit in the head, get them to the friggin’ ER.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        “live-in transsexual rubber gimp”

        Oddly specific.

  10. Shpip

    In a bid to aid Texas in securing its border, Florida is sending a platoon of special ops types.

  11. Ownbestenemy

    I’m venturing into the unknown. I’m doing game development as my side gig. Nothing fancy of course because well…I have no clue.

    • Tonio

      Software or tabletop?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Software. My oldest has been developing a tabletop for years

      • Ownbestenemy

        Exactly!

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I have the Pan Am board game…haven’t played it yet. I don’t know any nerds down here.

      • Nephilium

        This right here, very different workflows.

        /remembers some of the more… intense… board game geeks bringing their homebrewed games to playtest

      • Ownbestenemy

        My oldest game he has been developing is….consuming

    • Ted S.

      ATC simulator? 😉

      • Ownbestenemy

        It’d be very boring.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I beg to differ

      • Ownbestenemy

        Seriously their job is 99% routine.

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        So are pilots’ jobs, but there are a fuckton of flight sims.

        However, the MS flight sims, at least, have ATC already, so you wouldn’t need a separate game for it.

    • Fatty Bolger

      What kind of game?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Kicking around a few ideas in the vien of Disco Elysium or Kentucky Route One.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Er…Kentucky Route Zero

      • Rat on a train

        Costco greeter simulator? “Welcome to Costco. I love you.”

      • Ownbestenemy

        Or you chase them around the store demanding to see the very thing they need to check out. Club Card Capers

  12. Mojeaux

    Sounds like an oud to me.

    • Ted S.

      When the Arab musician played, the crowd oud and aahed.

      • Mojeaux

        boohiss

      • Mojeaux

        I took a bellydancing class and while the tune wasn’t the same as any of the ones we danced to, the rhythm was middle-eastern and so, would have been played on an oud.

      • bacon-magic

        Bellydancing? OH MY! -*George Takei voice

      • Mojeaux

        Honestly, I wish I’d stuck with it. It was fun and I still have my veil and zills.

      • juris imprudent

        I still have my veil and zills

        Now that is phrasing!

    • Tonio

      I was thinking something like that, but I know diddly squat about mideastern instruments and music. The five minutes research I put into it wasn’t helpful.

    • kinnath

      Yeah. Somewhere in the oud/lute family. Not sitar.

  13. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    OK so my watch it ticking normally, but it’s exactly 13 minutes behind. So, continued WTFery

    • Sensei

      Like 9mm for example.

      The same war zone ammo most police use.

    • Suthenboy

      Worse liars: Watermelons or Gun grabbers? I guess I have to toss in the entire Fed Judicial system at this point.

      • The Last American Hero

        Gun grabbers. Every word they utter on the topic is a lie. Watermelons are pretty bad too, but there are honest discussions to be had on man’s impact or lack thereof on the climate and what solutions are viable.

        Plus gun grabbers want guns gone while watermelons still want heat, ac, and cars.

    • EvilSheldon

      NATO-spec 556 is usually going to be better stuff than the lame .223 Remington spec.

      I’m still at a bit of a loss as to what crimes this dude committed. His gun and ammo stockpile seems like a truly pale imitation of my own (I’m up over 50k rounds of loaded ammo in my office closet at present.)

      • Sean

        He was a felon and prohibited from possesing.

      • R.J.

        Maybe. But 50 years for it?

      • R.J.

        “Boxes of ammunition.”
        A box is from 20-100 rounds. Nothing big. Anything under 500 is running low.

    • Rat on a train

      But was it high-capacity ammo?

    • Not Adahn

      scoped and AR-style sniper rifles

      There are three types of firearms: Saturday night specials, assault weapons, and sniper rifles. Did you know that some of these so-called “hunting” rifles are so powerful that they can destroy a thousand pound grizzly in one shot? No civilian needs that kind of destructive capability!

    • juris imprudent

      Another “sovereign citizen” – which tells me he is nuts even absent any felony convictions.

      • Rat on a train

        I enjoy watching SovCit encounter videos.

      • juris imprudent

        I can actually elicit some sympathy for LE dealing with that brand of asshole.

      • Rat on a train

        #ConfidentlyWrong

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        What are you on about? Earnestly believing you live in Rothbardistan makes it so, no?

  14. Suthenboy

    First the govt has no free speech rights nor right to privacy. Yes, they censored in violation of the 1A. That this has to be litigated and argued about as if there is any doubt is very depressing to me. Just saw on the TeeVee earlier debates going on in the public square participated in by adults, some of which hold offices or positions of power. They were arguing back and forth as to whether dudes should be allowed to participate in girls sports. This should not be debatable. The answer is no. It is immoral, destructive far over the line into crazy town.
    That we have to debate about the obvious is an ominous sign to me.

    Of course govt is going to go broke in the liquor business. More than one state has gone broke running casinos, haven’t they? Nobody fucks things up as well as govt.
    Apparently not everyone knows this.

    Ice cream machines. Another example of the failures of the free market system.

    Disband the FBI. Burn their facilities. Piss on the ashes then salt the earth.

    The woke fucktards are only able to succeed because we let them. Stop letting them.

    • Lackadaisical

      “They were arguing back and forth as to whether dudes should be allowed to participate in girls sports. This should not be debatable. The answer is no. It is immoral, destructive ”
      I’m not a huge fan of girls sports. They’re basically an invention of the Fed gov anyway. Sure, let females play sports, but I don’t find them to be something sacred.

      “far over the line into crazy town.
      That we have to debate about the obvious is an ominous sign to me.”

      That, we agree on.

  15. DEG

    Another, more flirtatious, Molly.

    Excellent.

    What is not so excellent are Internal Server Errors.

    • Nephilium

      McGregor?

      She was a little whore.

      • Nephilium

        In my friend group, this song had a section that eventually evolved into:

        Molly McGregor she was a little whore
        All the boys did know this
        And knocked upon her door.

        On the day she died
        All the boys did weep
        For Molly McGregor
        Finally got some sleep

  16. Mojeaux

    Tonio, these links are not just serviceable, but PERFECTLY serviceable.

    • Tonio

      I shout-out to my peeps whenever possible.

      • Lackadaisical

        😂

        Nice work.

      • Mojeaux

        🥰

  17. Rat on a train

    Relying on precedent from the 1963 Bantam Books v. Sullivan case, Principal Deputy Solicitor General Brian Fletcher, representing the government, sought to make Murthy a case about whether the government used “persuasion” (legal) rather than “coercion” (illegal) to get social media companies to violate the First Amendment on its behalf as deputized speech police.

    How about the government can’t ask anyone to do what it is prohibited from doing whether through persuasion or coercion?

    • The Other Kevin

      One of the justices mentioned that hundreds of times every day people in the government contact newspapers to tell they they didn’t like a certain story or op ed, etc. Seems to me they shouldn’t be doing that either, but it’s been normalized which means it’s ok?

      • Gadfly

        I wish Congress would pass a law forbidding this, so the courts have no wiggle room to interpret, but I’d bet hell freezes first.

      • Gender Traitor

        I thought that was brought up as a “what if” hypothetical, but I haven’t done a deep dive on the oral arguments.

      • Gender Traitor

        Alito said it was completely unfathomable that officials would be so crude in dealings with the traditional press as they were in emails exchanged with the tech firms.

        “I cannot imagine federal officials talking like that to the print media. If you did that to them, what do you think the reaction would be?” Alito asked as he gestured to the press corps seated along the side of the courtroom. “It is treating Facebook and these other platforms like they’re subordinates. Would you do that to the New York Times or the Wall Street Journal or the Associated Press or any other big newspaper or wire service?”

        [TW: from Politico.]

      • Rat on a train

        Many of those act like subordinates.

      • R.J.

        Yes. A law telling the government to stay in its shit-speckled lane would be nice but I agree it will not happen.
        Either way the decision falls will be positive, I think:
        1. The government wins. It was not using coercion at all, just suggesting. Good. News outlets start to tell the government to F off with the suggestions. Suppression decreases. True believers will keep believing and will go out of business by cooperating with Big Nanny.
        2. Government loses. Yay! Press goes wild. Some outlets will go under, because they cannot compete without the heavy hand of government suppressing alternative ideas.

      • Nephilium

        Huh. So Alito is a moron and unimaginative.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Just a lifelong establishment shill who got where he is by having blind faith in the establishment and their narrative of being virtuous and altruistic. At least he decides on the side of constitutional protections, most of the time…….when they get around to it.

    • Lackadaisical

      Wow, fuck these people.

    • Suthenboy

      These violent invaders were not shot because……?

      • B.P.

        A couple of years ago a mounted border patrol agent waved his reins in the direction of a couple of border hoppers and we had a week-long “national conversation” about racism, slave owners whipping slaves, etc.

      • Suthenboy

        I pointed out earlier that the only reason the left wins these contests is because we let them. We play by their rules and concede far too much.
        Someone here said once about R’s that they are getting shanked in the prison yard while trying to play by Queensbury rules. Fuck that.
        Someone else pointed out that R’s have bargained away our country and conservatives have conserved nothing.

    • B.P.

      Newcomers.

    • creech

      Thankfully, it looks like the wire fence (wall) ended up stopping them. Need some water cannons on the border to deal with this shit.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Does the TXNG not have any crew-served weapons?

  18. The Hyperbole

    Instrument – Flugelhorn. Style – Manouche gypsy jazz, popularized by Bela Fleck, although he played it on the accordion.

    • juris imprudent

      I’ve only heard/seen Fleck on banjo.

  19. pistoffnick

    Another, more flirtatious, Molly.

    Exactly what I was hoping it would be.

  20. Not Adahn

    Metal plasma? Not nearly as metal as the TOXMAX

  21. R C Dean

    “FBI SMACKED DOWN IN 9-0 SCOTUS RULING”

    To be fair, as members in good standing of the Dominant Culture, they had a Muslim plaintiff to give them cover. I wonder if they would have done the same for, say, a sovereign citizen type. Kudos to the lawyers for getting a plaintiff who can push the anti-racism/intersectionality button, though.

    • juris imprudent

      Honestly, I’ll still take the win on shitting on the no-fly-list. You gotta start somewhere.

      • Compelled Speechless

        Only 20 plus years after it was created. Thanks SCOTUS. Let that be a lesson to all other government agencies. Egregiously violate the constitution for two decades and you’ll eventually receive a finger wagging you won’t soon forget!

      • Lackadaisical

        Well, you’ll be retired on a nice pension by then, but someone will get a strongly worded letter.

      • Lackadaisical

        Definitely a good ruling. 👍

  22. Gender Traitor

    Woo hoo! 😃🥳🏀 The only March Madness team I care about, the U of Dayton* Flyers, just came from behind to win in their first NCAA Tourney game since 2017!

    *whence came one of my wasted college degrees

    • B.P.

      And they went on a 24-4 run to end the game, including one 13-0 spurt. Good grief.

    • Compelled Speechless

      Is that where you go to learn fancy words like “whence”?

      • Gender Traitor

        Them Marianist brothers like to use them Bible words.

      • Tres Cool

        A friend of mine is a UD grad (likely our age) and he had some brothers that actually wore the robes.

      • Gender Traitor

        My very first class there – I was a part-time grad student in Teacher Ed – the professor wasn’t in robes, but he started the Philosophy of Education class with the Lord’s Prayer, and there was a crucifix on the wall. After 16 years of public school, it was a bit of a culture shock for little ol’ me.

        Lots of nuns showed up for summer classes, and I had a rather older one as an instructor once that I remember. (Language Arts Methods? I forget.) She would look at the grad students sternly if they arrived late.

      • Tres Cool

        I know where you went to HS.
        I suppose a crucifix in class would be a stark change.

      • Gender Traitor

        (Pedantic correction: 17 years counting kindergarten.)

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Woot!

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Looks like the Catamounts are playing Duke Sucks tomorrow

      • Gender Traitor

        Catamounts >>> Nittany Lions! 😉

  23. rhywun

    LONG READ OF THE DAY

    Oofa, I got a few paragraphs in and began to sense my BP already rising.

    Had to tap out.

  24. Tres Cool

    Drove up to the local-ish offices of Giant-Huge-Mega-Goliath-EnviroCorp™ today.
    Spent an hour talking to a regional VP, an hour talking to a district VP, and another hour talking to a project manager. They have an offer ready.

    Looks like Tres is about to be spending a lot of time in Cleveland.

    • Tres Cool

      Post script- also wandered around un-chaperoned and talked to the underlings and field techs. They seem happy.

      • R.J.

        Is Drew Carey still in Cleveland?

    • Ted S.

      A warning to Neph?

  25. Evan from Evansville

    The kids were remarkably chill for the first half of the after-school shit. Then insufferable twats as remainder. Payday tomorrow. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    After a few days off, I took 10mg of my “Amphetamine Salts” RX. (That was half of one. Um. me thinky they hard to get.) I had a legit moment where I wondered if this is how all “Normal” people felt each day. Hrm. Just a single day, but an observation. I think Neuralink w Musk and more would have fun with me. Learn much, I like to think.

    • R.J.

      Those kids bring a snack? Long after school programs make kids crazy without a snack.

      • Evan from Evansville

        First thing is a snack with milk or juice. Then they have ~45 min of recess. Outdoor, weather permitting. Then they have a choice of Clubs, one of which is a gym game. We usually have extra snacks later. We can get spares and the rest… gets thrown away. Each day.

        It’s predictably sickening.

  26. OBJ FRANKELSON

    OT: I have been watching media related to the Ruby’s Ridge -> Woco -> OKC sequence of events. I had vague undemanding of how messy it was but my God… talk about a black pill sispenser.