270 Comments

  1. PieInTheSky

    Obama Reportedly Has ‘Grave Concern’ Biden Will Lose To Trump, Feels Need To Intervene – challenge Trump to a duel to the death!

    • EvilSheldon

      This feels like battlespace prep to me. Get the dems worried so they show up at the polls/crank up the fortifications, get the Republicans (even more) overconfident and lazy.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, let’s just ignore when Democrats do point out problems with their party and how out of touch it is. Must just be a false flag to fool us.

  2. PieInTheSky

    White House, Dems Abandon Promoting ‘Bidenomics’

    Don’t just give up, you just need better messaging

    • cavalier973

      “Think how bad things *would* have been, if it hadn’t been for Biden’s economic policies!”

      • Rat on a train

        He created or saved every job in America.

      • juris imprudent

        Joe says – hey, let’s hire that RoaT, he’s got great speech lines for me!

      • Rat on a train

        A vote for Biden is a vote for high speed rail to Hawaii!

      • Sensei

        I thought Biden has already taken that train.

  3. PieInTheSky

    Solar farm the size of 2,500 football fields destroyed in Texas amid growing solar e-waste problem

    Can’t make an omelette without breaking some panels. I assume hail is a very rare thing in Texas and such could not have been predicted, but I do not know details of local weather.

    • Not Adahn

      Subtle humor or blatant sarcasm? Difficult to say.

      • PieInTheSky

        you need to fine tune your humor/sarcasm ML model

      • Not Adahn

        I blame your accent.

    • SDF-7

      What I can’t help but think when I see the helicopter shots (or drive by the farms springing up where orchards where along I-5 these days) is the difference in energy density for solar versus nuclear.

      Yeah, rooftop solar makes some sense if the panel prices stay low enough — the building is already there, might as well use it (well, outside of hail areas and all)… but why turn ungodly amounts of land into poor generators instead of having a nice, dense power production facility with contained waste? (I know… I know why… scares over the decades and regulation choking things) It just doesn’t make sense from an “environment” perspective to me… solar farms sure as hell aren’t good for habitats or anything.

      Oh well.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Solar also makes a lot of sense (more sense than lying it in the grass) as a canopy over parking lots. Are we trying to save this planet from burning to a crisp or not?

      • UnCivilServant

        You might be able to charge one car while blinding anyone in buildings nearby

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I’m not trying to charge cars, I’m sending the power into the Wal-Mart.

      • UnCivilServant

        *reduces CPA’s ESG score 88%*

      • Sensei

        Will fully power one walk in freezer case for approximately 1.2 hours every other day!

        Payback without subsidies works out to approximately 42.6 years.

        Expected life of equipment 16.2 years.

      • Chafed

        That’s Bidenomics!

      • Pine_Tree

        My term for those is “subsidy farms”.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Exactly. And that’s also how you know “climate change” is mostly a scam. If they really believed the dire predictions, we’d be building nuke plants all over the place.

  4. PieInTheSky

    Jon Stewart benefited by 829% ‘overvalue’ of his NYC home even as he labels Trump’s civil case ‘not victimless’

    WHATABOUTISM !!!!!!

    • cavalier973

      Did Jon sell his home at eight times the fair price?

      • The Other Kevin

        I think it was 8x the value he was paying taxes on, then the next person sold it for a 13% loss.

    • Not Adahn

      You can’t be self-righteous unless you’re righteous. Why do evil people want to persecute the righteous?

      • juris imprudent

        C’mon, self-righteous hypocrisy is the best kind.

      • The Other Kevin

        I’m sure that check to Leticia is in the mail.

      • rhywun

        In the form of a Ticket to the Governor’s Office, no doubt.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Works for churchgoing low tippers.

      • Not Adahn

        Back in the ’80s, I worked in the hotel restaurant at the hotel owned by Oral Roberts. Patrons would leave bible verses in lieu of tips.

        African royalty OTOH threw Benjamins like they were dusting lint of their robes.

      • UnCivilServant

        Patrons would leave bible verses in lieu of tips.

        How very uncharitable. Those people are bad Christians.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        The waitress isn’t Caesar?

      • Not Adahn

        OMG. We’d have a buffet, and conferents would open up the clamshell container and hold it flat so they could fill both the container and the lid. When they put a “container must close” rule, they’d cut a hole in the top so they could pile the food beyond the closed height.

      • UnCivilServant

        You didn’t bill by weight? Every takeout buffet I’ve been to did.

      • UnCivilServant

        Or was the food itself part of their overall stay?

      • Not Adahn

        We weren’t a buffet place, it was just for special occasions when we needed to feed a bunch of people quickly and they weren’t getting catering for their event. There was no scale at the register. Or in the kitchen now that I think about it.

      • Nephilium

        I remember finding the old Jack Chick tracts (but never my favorite, which I even requested from the people handing them out!), and having people try to hand them over as tips. As this is when you could still smoke in restaurants, they would usually wind up burning in an ashtray.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      OMG!! I've been caught doing something not remotely similar to Trump! I guess all I need to do now is start a fraud college, steal classified docs, bankrupt casinos, pay hush money, grab pussies, discriminate in housing, cheat at golf and foment insurrection and you'll revere me!— Jon Stewart (@jonstewart) March 27, 2024

      It’s whatabout all the way down.

      • Not Adahn

        Shameless whore is shameless.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I can probably bet that hush money and pussy grabbing was had by him.

  5. PieInTheSky

    Top Centrist House Democrat Joins Congressional Exodus

    After 12 years a vacation is in order.

    Also where is everyone?

      • The Gunslinger

        Ayup

    • cavalier973

      “Road Trip!”

      “Sounds good. Where are we going?”

      “The Red Sea!”

      • UnCivilServant

        “That in flyover country?”

  6. UnCivilServant

    Solar farm the size of 2,500 football fields destroyed in Texas amid growing solar e-waste problem

    So, they built a solar farm in hail country and didn’t do anything to try to armor the panels? Of course the layered plexi would have made it even more expensive… oh yeah they’re probably just going to pocket the insurance payout and bail on the boondoggle.

    • Not Adahn

      They initially covered the panels with cheap, durable aluminum but found they weren’t getting the necessary output from them.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would have gone with stone. Put the panels underground.

      • Not Adahn

        Excavating through TX clay is expensive too.

      • UnCivilServant

        But those panels would be intact right now had they ponied up!

  7. Sean

    I vaguely recall Obama stumping for Ole Gropey in 2020 in deep blue Delaware County with an abysmal turn out. No one cares about him anymore.

    • juris imprudent

      So the old new hotness and the old old-and-busted ain’t thrillin’ the Dems anymore?

  8. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’

    sup’ Banjos…..how YOU doin’

    • Nephilium

      Well, about to see how strong imposter syndrome can get. Earlier this week I got notice that I’m getting a bonus (higher than I expected by quite a bit) and I’m having my first annual review today. I fell like I spend more time fighting against our internal tools trying to actually see what’s going on under the hood than I do troubleshooting issues.

      • UnCivilServant

        Yeah, I’m confused when I get positive performance reviews too.

        I know how poorly I do.

      • pistoffnick

        Its not just you getting a bonus, the government gets part (nearly 40% in my case) of your bonus, too!

      • Strange Brew

        Yep, I work at a publicly owned utility, which is just another name for government bureaucracy. I haven’t taken a sick day in over 10 years and I require no supervision in doing my job. I just churn the slop out on time like clockwork. My bosses love me because I require zero effort on their part. In my mind that’s the bare minimum a job should require, being present and doing your work. In this world I’m a damn unicorn. I always feel uncomfortable when they tell me how much they appreciate me. I can’t help but think, “Dude, this is kindergarten crap. If I was actually incentivised do you know how much shit I could actually accomplish for you?” It’s fucking weird.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ‘”I take care of my kids.” You’re supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shit is that? “I ain’t never been to jail!” What do you want, a cookie?! You’re not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!’

      • Grumbletarian

        Millennial Worker: “I’m not working harder until I get paid for it!”

        Grumbletarian: “I accept your terms.”

        Millennial Worker: “So I’m getting a raise?”

        Grumbletarian: “No.”

  9. Toxteth O'Grady

    @ GT:

    This show? I confess I hadn’t heard of it. Although I saw Sorvino by himself at a museum once; he was very regal.

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072581

    • Gender Traitor

      Yeah, I vaguely remember the show, but I DEFINITELY remember the theme song! Dug into the IMDB listing and found that one of the two guys credited with the theme was the lyricist (?) for Fiddler on the Roof and other did a bunch of music for Sesame Street, including THAT theme song. Probably why I found the theme song more memorable than the show.

  10. Ownbestenemy

    This beast is set for final flight. Right now 70% chance launch violation criteria.

    • dbleagle

      Phrasing!

  11. Sensei

    So the WSJ ran both an obit editorial and this gem from when Lieberman replaced RINO Weicker. It’s an interesting read.

    The dilemma for Republicans is whether they’re better off if Mr. Weicker loses. On the one hand, as an incumbent favored to win, he could contribute one more vote to the precarious Senate goal of 50. Scholar Thomas Sowell has argued that since the goal of politics is power, the GOP should seek to control Congress even at the price of tolerating such annoyances as Mr. Weicker.

    On the other hand, he’s still an annoyance—or worse. The leading advocate of this view is William F. Buckley Jr., the columnist and Connecticut resident. He’s endorsed Mr. Lieberman, and has even gone so far as to create a political action committee on his behalf, BUCKPAC. For $2, enthusiasts can receive bumper stickers that ask, “Does Lowell Weicker Make You Sick?” or “Republicans for Weicker? Yuck.”

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/gop-may-spurn-devil-it-knows-for-one-it-doesnt-f7b19c28?st=slcgf36atqvcuej&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

  12. Not Adahn

    Just got approved to work Handgun Nationals in Talladega in September. I am going to be spending a LOT of vacation time working matches this year. I’ll try and have plaenty of spare cash to visit the gun shop at CMP while I’m there.

    • Not Adahn

      Fuckety fuckety fuckety fuck. CMP now has additional requirements for NY residents. Guess I need to get my permit reprinted so it shows semiautomatic rifle approval.

      • Sean

        Does that cover fully semiautomatics too?

      • Not Adahn

        As long as they don’t have a threaded barrel, pistol grip, or thing that goes up.

      • Not Adahn

        Akshually, since it has an internal magazine, a Garand can have all the scary murderkill features, even a bayonet lug!

      • juris imprudent

        my permit

        Fuck NY. That is all.

      • Sensei

        NJ says hold my beer.

      • Not Adahn

        The good thing about the permit is that the CMP only sells to members of CMP-affiliated clubs or people actively pursuing a marksmanship programs. A CCW permit counts as proof of marksmanship.

      • Spudalicious

        The contents of my safe here in Idaho would put me in jail in NY.

    • The Last American Hero

      I assume there are events where you attempt to blow the lungs out the back of a ballistics dummy?

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Also begs the question: Is there any such thing as queer music? My in depth analysis verified by a background of research conducted over the past five minutes postulates the answer is “no.”

      • The Last American Hero

        My experience with fellow metalhead high schoolers in the late 80’s suggested there was all sorts of gay music.

        Oddly enough, they had no problem with Judas Priest.

    • Tres Cool

      I have a theory that every great (mostly rock) musician is
      a) ugly
      b) gay
      c) dead

      Change my mind.

      • UnCivilServant

        I wouldn’t know, I don’t pay attention to what they look like or who they do, just what they sound like.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        That’s easy-there’s…um…well Mick Jagger was good looking when he was younger wasn’t he?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        For about five minutes in ’65.

      • EvilSheldon

        Yeah, but Mick had a well-publicized fling with David Bowie back in the day (while he was married to Bianca, no less…) Certainly not exclusively gay, but he clearly didn’t mind a dick or two when the blow started blowing…

      • Not Adahn

        I read that the affair was a misinterpretation/brit-tabloid journalismist interpretation of what actually happened,

      • EvilSheldon

        I prefer to believe the more salacious interpretation. Rock stars, ya know?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Chris Isaak? (Who was it here who left a cryptic comment about him the other day?)

      • Tres Cool

        You’re using a very loose definition of “great”.

      • Sean

        Gavin Rossdale.

      • EvilSheldon

        See above.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Macca, obviously.

      • Common Tater

        Rumors of his death were greatly exaggerated?

      • Beau Knott

        Warren Cann
        Bill Bruford
        Tony Banks
        Ian McNabb

      • Tres Cool

        Ultravox doesnt count as rock. Nor does Icicle works.

      • Tres Cool

        And Ill argue that since you cited Brits, they are by default gay.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How do ya get more Brits, then?

      • R C Dean

        You don’t, apparently. That’s why they import so many – initially from Eastern Europe, now from MENA.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Naw, looks like they still spawn early in order to get child benefit, especially in deprived areas.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Those aren’t Brits, they are Chavs.

      • Nephilium

        Do female fronted bands count?

        I know there are quite a few with some eye candy that I appreciate.

    • rhywun

      Since “queer” is now a political term expressing “leftist activism”, the answer is Yes.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s genre fluid.

      • Common Tater

        LOL

  13. Stinky Wizzleteats

    $600,000? I’d let MSNBC hire and immediately fire me for half of that.

  14. Sean

    I played https://squaredle.com/xp 03/28:
    *24/24 words (+8 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 1% by bonus words

    I played https://squaredle.com 03/28:
    *53/53 words (+16 bonus words)
    📖 In the top 4% by bonus words
    🔥 Solve streak: 186

    • SDF-7

      I played https://squaredle.com/xp 03/28:
      *24/24 words (+2 bonus words)
      🎯 Perfect accuracy

      I played https://squaredle.com 03/28:
      *53/53 words (+5 bonus words)
      🎯 In the top 9% by accuracy
      🔥 Solve streak: 305

  15. pistoffnick

    Some dumbass took apart his snowblower to fix it. Some dumbass procrastinated. Some dumbass never put it back together. After the last snow storm, some dumbass shoveled 15″ of snow out of his fairly long drive way. That dumbass is really sore today.

    The dumbass is me.
    I am the dumbass.

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t be a dumbass – be a smartass.

    • Tres Cool

      After only doing half the brakes on POS Envoy™ in the driveway the other day, I’m feelin it.

    • juris imprudent

      The weather gods called your bluff.

      • DrOtto

        I remember when that commercial was new and was actually surprised they had aired it.

      • The Other Kevin

        I still quote that at least once a week 🙂

    • DrOtto

      Don’t worry, the longer you procrastinate, the more likely you lose parts and forget how it goes back together. *eyes Quadrajet parts in box in garage*

    • PieInTheSky

      look sometimes a job is simply to be left to future pistoffnick. If future pistoffnick is upset that’s his problem.

    • db

      Oh, ouch

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      It is pronounced DUMAS.

  16. Not Adahn

    NPR had a grotesque hit piece on RFK Jr.’s running mate this morning. They had a one sentence “though she has not personally endorsed such views,” and spent the next several minutes saying that she’s an antivaxxer conspiracy theorist who blames her kid’s autism on vaccines and it otherwise a MAGA populist SCICENCE! denier.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It’s all guilt by association now. If you don’t disavow someone outside of the mainstream Invasion of the Bodysnatchers style it means you endorse literally everything they’ve said and done and even things they haven’t said and done.

    • The Other Kevin

      Right on time. You could set your watch by it.

      I heard last night, this election Republicans will talk about issues and Democrats will talk about January 6. I will extend that to RFK Jr. He’s got some good videos out there talking about issues. And all the Dems are doing is hit pieces. Because they can’t win on a single issue.

    • PieInTheSky

      all praise holy Science

  17. DrOtto

    How old is that Lieberman article? I didn’t realize he had been alive.

    • Sensei

      That’s from when he was first elected to the senate. From the late 80s.

    • Tres Cool

      He always reminded me of the nazi dude from Blues Brothers.

      • DrOtto

        I think Henry Gibson’s best roll was the commercial for the “United Appeal for the Dead” from Kentucky Fried Movie.

      • Tres Cool

        I can never remember his name. For some reason I always default to Artie Johnson, which I know is incorrect.

    • The Other Kevin

      Sushi is meant to be eaten in one bite.

      • db

        Now I want sushi

    • EvilSheldon

      I saw an eagle tear apart a Great Blue Heron once. That was quite a battle.

      • PieInTheSky

        did the Heron’ sons get revenge?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Water birds are the original sovereign citizens, it is known.

    • Tres Cool

      Duh doi.
      Marta the GSD is very smart. Its surprising how many words she knows and will respond to.
      Liesl the boxer on the other hand is a bit more remedial.
      The jury is still out on the Rott, but he seems bright.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        You have your paws full!

      • Tres Cool

        Every single one of those mutts Jugsy dragged home, shortly after I knew what she was up to and I said “Look, do NOT bring another fuckin’ puppy into this house.”

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I have a relative like that. So open-hearted her blood spills out.

      • Beau Knott

        My first Keeshond quickly learned the word ‘ride’ — to the point I couldn’t use it in conversation. Had to spell it.

      • Not Adahn

        Lily understands a lot of what I’m saying, but she treats all of my requests as suggestions, not commands.

      • Gender Traitor

        Are you quite sure she’s not a cat?

      • UnCivilServant

        🐱🐶🐕🐈?

      • Not Adahn

        Yeah, she cues off of me way too much and actually follows my lead when she doesn’t know what to do.

    • The Last American Hero

      My dog forgets the rules for fetch on a regular basis. Not buying it.

    • R C Dean

      For the Dean Beasts, their understanding of English kind of comes and goes.

      I think they learned that from the landscaping guys.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      More power to them I suppose.

    • R C Dean

      So every roll in the hay is a threesome?

      • UnCivilServant

        Well, two and a halfsome.

      • trshmnstr

        All the headache of two women, but none of the fun.

    • Not Adahn

      What would be weird is if they had different sex drives.

      • UnCivilServant

        How are the nerves wires? One might not have any connection.

      • Not Adahn

        I’d think the nerves proper would be the same since they share a spinal cord. But is the psychological difference in interpretation of those signals important enough? Or differences in the specific brains? Dunno.

      • Tres Cool

        Or if one was a lesbian.

    • The Gunslinger

      “So Brittany is still single?”

      Also, technically still a virgin?

      • Not Adahn

        They each need to marry dudes with cuckhold fetishes so that everyone’s happy.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      In a documentary filmed when the girls were teenagers, their mother said they were keen to have children of their own one day, explaining: ‘That is probably something that could work because those organs do work for them.’

      Ok, but maybe don’t.

    • R.J.

      No. Not looking.

      • Sean

        ^^ yeah

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      “Smegma,” the only English word more inherently disturbing than “moist.”
      Also, not clicking.

    • EvilSheldon

      The small text – the aforementioned organ had not been ‘active’ in 30 years.

      I don’t think the smegma was the real problem here…

      • rhywun

        Sounds like his shower hasn’t been active for 30 years either.

    • Not Adahn

      Smegdobe?

  18. The Other Kevin

    Wait I thought Lieberman was already dead? And way older than 82.

    Of course I think Biden is already dead too, but I’m probably right on that one.

    • db

      You were thinking of Senator Palpatine

    • db

      Now, that sucks.

      I saw him speak at Dr. GF’s hooding ceremony.

      • PieInTheSky

        90 is a good run

    • juris imprudent

      Thank God the Austrian school never got into Freud.

    • Not Adahn

      Why, so you can get raped in prison afterwards?

    • UnCivilServant

      Don’t be silly – you accuse the rapist of making racial jokes, or saying that men can’t be women.

    • The Last American Hero

      Maybe if you didn’t want to get raped, you shouldn’t have worn that kilt.

    • rhywun

      Coming soon to a continent near you.

      I hate that they keep giving us ideas.

  19. Common Tater

    “‘100%’ Emoji Now Racist According to ADL

    When everything is racist, nothing is, even emojis.

    For instance, the emoji depicting a red underlined “100” is now somehow racist by proxy, because white supremacist groups also use the term “100%” to mean how white they are, according to the Anti-Defamation League.”

    https://pjmedia.com/graysonbakich/2024/03/27/100-emoji-now-racist-according-to-adl-n4927710

    OK

    • db

      That’s 100% stupid

    • Not Adahn

      88 means Heil Hitler. Dukakis ran for president in ’88. Therefore Dukakis means Hitler.

      • Pine_Tree

        Gotta find some way to run with that one.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        He drove a tank, ‘member?

      • trshmnstr

        Just photoshop that image to have his arm extending forward in salute, and you have it.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Dukaisis… David Duke… it all fits!

        💯

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The ADL completely cedes all power to the bigots when it comes to racial/antisemetic tropes but only when it benefits them to do so. They’re a dangerously cynical collection of censorious shitbags.

    • EvilSheldon

      The last time I used a 100% emoji, I was agreeing with a friend’s suggestion that another friend should insist on prehab before surgery to correct his randomly dislocating shoulder.

      I can just feel the racial hatred flowing through me.

      • The Other Kevin

        Bet you even used the OK sign.

    • juris imprudent

      to mean how white they arewish they were

      Hasn’t DNA analysis crushed how pure they really are?

  20. The Late P Brooks

    All hands on deck

    The fundraiser is the first major joint appearance of Obama and Clinton on behalf of Biden this campaign cycle. But it will also raise questions over whether the two past presidents have quite the political heft that they once enjoyed. While both remain Democratic rock stars and possess more charisma and talent as campaign trail rhetoricians than Biden, it’s been 16 years since Obama was first elected in a euphoric mood of hope and change. And Clinton has been out of the White House for nearly a quarter of a century. The two former presidents both retain strong support among African American voters who are vital to the Democratic coalition. And Obama is expected to be dispatched to college campuses in the fall to try to work some political alchemy on young voters – a tough crowd to get to the polls. But both the Clinton and Obama presidencies now appear ideologically somewhat conservative to many progressive and younger voters whom Biden has his own challenges in reaching.

    ——-

    “I think they have to be careful about where they use the former president,” Panetta said on “CNN News Central” on Thursday. “I would probably wait until we get closer to the convention and to the election and the fall. But I think he can be a tremendous asset in terms of reaching not just the average American but obviously, the Latinos, the young people, the minorities that are going to be critical to Joe Biden if he is going to win this election.”

    Obama is too conservative for the hard core “base”. That tells you everything you need to know.

    Maybe he still carries a little weight with the coloreds. It’s worth a try.

    • The Other Kevin

      Part of me thinks this is going to be a big failure as far as optics. The MSM and a few insiders are pissing their pants with excitement about those three, meanwhile Trump is going to a wake for a cop. Just like that Ronna situation exposed how completely partisan and out of touch they are at MSNBC, but they just don’t see it.

      • The Last American Hero

        Why do they need to see it? The ballot harvest crop will be one for the record books this year.

      • R C Dean

        I’ve seen a couple of lawsuits based on the fact that voter rolls have gotten even more bloated and rotten over the last few years. The fields are being planted and fertilized for that bumper crop.

    • rhywun

      And if the GOP isn’t stupid they will run will run ads non-stop about the Defense of Marriage Act, Obama’s views on the gays, and such.

      • Urthona

        The GOP is not only stupid but bankrupt as well. Hence, they are running 0 ads.

      • R.J.

        I salute your viewpoint. Nothing short of a miracle would make those losers competent again.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Obama and Bill Clinton also had a tumultuous relationship before the former president came to Obama’s aid in 2012. Clinton was one of the first political heavyweights to understand the threat that the charismatic Obama posed to his wife’s 2008 campaign. Relations between the Clinton and Obama campaigns were, at times, deeply antagonistic as the young senator challenged and then beat the Clintons, breaking their hold on a party they dominated for nearly two decades. Bill Clinton, who had prided himself on his relationship with Black voters, became especially exercised as the African American Democratic establishment split from his wife and gathered around Obama.

    Obama stole those voters, fair and square.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Clinton was one of the first political heavyweights to understand the threat that the charismatic Obama posed to his wife’s 2008 campaign

      I think Bill was one of the first Dems to understand that Trump was also a real threat to win, and tried to help her out with that campaign, too, but she wasn’t having it.

      • B.P.

        “Hon, maybe you should campaign in Wisconsin, and not call half the country a bunch of racist trash.”

        “Shut up, skirt chaser. What the Hell do you know?”

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Abrupt unscheduled disassembly

    The eventual decision to cut McDaniel earned him public praise from MSNBC hosts, but not before the 80-hour saga severely tarnished the reputations of Conde’s top executives and touched off an all-out civil war inside the news group which has sent the organization into a tailspin.

    Those details are starting to leak flood out of 30 Rock and into public view. On Wednesday evening, Puck’s Dylan Byers offered an inside look into the chaos that has broken out — and it’s quite an ugly sight to behold.

    Byers reported that Carrie Budoff Brown, NBC News’ senior vice president of politics, had recruited Republican Richard Walters to “advance conservative pushback on social media against Todd.” Brown denied that characterization but told Byers that she “had a conversation with Richard Walters and asked if [McDaniel] had supporters who could speak on behalf of her being an NBC News contributor,” but insisted that she “never discussed what to say, how to say it, or who to focus on.” Regardless, staffers inside NBC News are enraged at the fact an executive would have engaged in such behavior.

    Inside Conde’s inner circle, Stephen Labaton, executive vice president of communications, is also facing an accusation of professional misconduct. Amid the crisis, Labaton bashed his colleagues over at MSNBC, rebuking the hosts in a profane manner, Byers reported, citing a source. Labaton denied making the remark and suggested a disgruntled McDaniel had alleged it after being fired.

    Over at MSNBC, Rashida Jones, the network chief, did not escape unscathed. Byers reported that not only did Jones initially not object to McDaniel’s hiring, but that she expressed interest in having the election denier on the progressive cable network.

    With any luck, there will be nothing left of NBC News but a smoking crater filled with twisted rubble.

    • juris imprudent

      Rashida Jones is the president of the cable news network MSNBC. She is the first Black woman to lead a major cable news network.

      Whoa, hold on there, what wypipo is gonna say she made a mistake? They need to just shut up and check their privilege.

      • UnCivilServant

        Privilege Still nonexistant.

        Was she a diversity hire? What was her CV before this appointment?

  23. PieInTheSky

    Big Bang is an installation in which 850 iron bars shake and collide to create sound. The work of Swiss sculptor Etienne Krähenbßhl is on display at the Château de Vieland near Lausanne.

    https://twitter.com/ThebestFigen/status/1773127988412104950

    • rhywun

      No i$$ues in NYC either.

      • Not Adahn

        I have no idea if this is true, but I have the impression that NYC cabbies might be a bit more feisty than SF ones.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Meanwhile, as the top executives at NBCU News Group are ensnared in their own controversies, the company is under tremendous attack from right-wing figures, which are aiming to mar the reputation of NBC News.

    “NBC just hired & immediately fired Ronna McDaniel, because the team refused to let even one Republican join them – that’s how biased they are!” Elon Musk posted on his social platform X Wednesday.

    Of course, the reality is that the journalists rejected McDaniel because she participated in Donald Trump’s attempt to throw out votes in 2020 and in the years since publicly stated she did not believe Biden legitimately won the election. Nevertheless, the dishonest narrative is what outlets like Fox News are feeding their audiences — and that coverage has significant consequences for NBC News. Ironically, NBC News’ attempt to make inroads with Republicans through the hiring of McDaniel has had the opposite effect.

    It’s dishonest narratives, all the way down.

    People cannot be allowed to think for themselves. That’s what’s wrong with this country.

    • B.P.

      Only the Jacobins inside the corporate media could make McDaniel sympathetic to right wingers.

    • creech

      It is known that no NBC squawker even questioned whether Trump had actually beaten Clinton in 2016.

      • juris imprudent

        Nor did they attempt to persuade the EC to overturn the actual results.

  25. The Late P Brooks

    Mayor Adams Releases Requirements, Opens Permit Applications for Responsible Autonomous Vehicle Testing in New York City

    I assume they will be exempt from congestion fees.

  26. PieInTheSky

    For those unfamiliar with SF’s geography, this is why the Board of Supervisors’ decision to downzone the northern waterfront was so offensive to so many YIMBYs

    In short, the Board of Supervisors NIMBY’d new mixed income housing right next to downtown to protect a small number of politically-connected homeowners’ bay views.

    https://twitter.com/maxdubler/status/1773027223718531442

    • rhywun

      Downzoning at the waterfront is a ubiquitous planning practice. But thanks for playing.

      • rhywun

        I should add now it is, especially after observing many years of the opposite practice that played out in other cities, e.g. Toronto.

        In short, some cohort will bitch and moan no matter what.

  27. The Late P Brooks

    A once proud name brought low

    For decades, the Kennedy name was synonymous with a mainstream strain of civic optimism that preached public service and a beneficent government. It enthralled aspiring Democratic politicians like California Governor and avowed Kennedy admirer Gavin Newsom. But that was a different era, when a different kind of Kennedy could be seen running for the highest office in the land — and when more Americans had faith in their government. Today, RFK Jr.’s supporters tend to place a corrupt government at the root of America’s ills. They ask not what their government can do for them but what it has done to them.

    I believe you’re thinking of Ted. John was a racist fascist tax slasher.

    • trshmnstr

      They ask not what their government can do for them but what it has done to them.

      That’s actually not a bad turn of phrase.

  28. Sensei

    Once again Ford’s quality engineering insuring that I’ll likely never by another one despite being a Ford guy for years.

    https://www.thedrive.com/news/ford-transit-trail-off-road-van-recalled-30-inch-tires-dont-fit

    “Ford discovered that when the Transit Trail’s front axle is loaded to near its gross weight rating, there are scenarios that can cause the tires to rub. The example offered was under braking with 60 percent or more steering lock applied, which a driver might encounter while parking or driving on a narrow trail.”

    • Gustave Lytton

      I’m mostly happy with my new Ford truck*. The Chevy truck is a piece of shit from top to bottom. I’m amazed that anyone buys their crap.

      *a couple of WTF were they thinking and the local dealer is crap on both the sales and service side.

      • UnCivilServant

        I wandered around the showroom while waiting for the manitenance on my C-Max and the only thing I saw that I might have been tempted by was a little two-door Bronco.

        Though I didn’t have anywhere to park it.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        The Heritage edition starts at a very reasonable $50k.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    On the way in, Delane Dale, a quality assurance director from San Jose, fretted about Kennedy aiding Trump “by taking votes from Biden” and wondered about the family’s transformation. She was driven there by a form of morbid curiosity. “I love the Kennedys,” she says. “What happened to this guy?”

    She and her partner had shown up to heckle Kennedy. But after the rally, Dale says they’ve had something of a change of heart: They were impressed by both by RFK Jr. and what his surrogates have to say.

    The threat of a second Trump term “still scares me,” Dale says. But she listened when Kennedy and Shanahan talked about contaminated food and soil. Pandemic shutdowns had exacted a toll on her family and a college-aged son.

    Maybe she was open to voting Kennedy after all.

    “I’m thinking about it,” Dale says. “Trump’s terrifying. But at the same time, I learned a lot.”

    Things are going so well, why would anybody want to upset the apple cart?

    • Urthona

      The Democratic party could’ve avoided this by simply having a primary in which Kennedy would’ve lost.

      Feigning party unity up front was a bad choice.

  30. Suthenboy

    Christ, late too often lately.
    A. It seems clear sans some historic levels of cheating the dems are going to lose.
    B. ‘Bidenomics’ was a made up on the spot term from Jean-Pierre after being asked repeatedly what Biden’s economic plan is.
    Of course his plan is bog-standard stuff for totalitarians: inflation, shortages, property confiscation etc. They invented ‘Bidenomics’ out of thin air to keep from having to say that. “The way to crush the bourgeoisie is to grind them between the millstones of taxation and inflation.” – I wonder who said that.
    C. He fell off of the fence finally?
    D. Are we looking at some kind of increasing polarization?
    E. I dont really know much about the media thing, but I do know that now and then I am surprised at the support for the 1A that seems to pop up at the last minute. Is that what this is?
    F. I haven’t kept up much with the McDaniel situation either. If she is drawing money out of the NBC coffer then however much it is, it aint enough.
    G. Huh. Charges against the Texas AG? The problem with banana republic bullshit is that you can never know what are legitimate accusations of criminality or politically convenient ones. Rule of law, shmule of law.
    H. Greenie scam exposed yet again. It will change nothing. the grifters that pulled off the solar farm the first time are no doubt lining up to make another go of it.
    I. First he is kicked out of the Republican Party for accomplishing too much, now this?
    J. Dont worry Jon, Hochul assured everyone that the law only applies to Trump.

    • Urthona

      Unfortunately A does not seem clear to me at all. The Republican party is largely bankrupt and lead by its own profound idiot. I would not be surprised at all if polls start to slip back. This week they moved a bit in that direction.

      Then again, I don’t really know the effect of political advertising. No one does.

      • R C Dean

        I have read that a lot of the big Repub money was sitting on the sidelines as long as Romney Jrette was in charge. We’ll see, of course. And, yeah, who knows how much the big spending on ads moves the needle. At least the new leadership is going after vote fraud.

        But, again, the agencies do whatever they want, without consequence. The FBI steals millions – nobody fired. The DOJ suppresses one scandal (the laptop) while manufacturing another (Russian collusion), and a couple of low level types get transferred. The CIA colludes with foreign governments to surveil Americans – crickets. The EPA manufactures new jurisdiction and powers out of thin air – nobody fired. Etc. ad infinitum.

        So I wonder how much difference elections actually make.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Just in case

    A bipartisan group of legal experts is sounding an alarm about presidential power this election season.

    They’re pushing Congress to update a cluster of laws known as the Insurrection Act and limit how the White House can deploy troops on American soil, in case a future president takes advantage of that sweeping power.

    Bad Orange Jumpsuit Man will declare martial law and round up everybody who loves Democrat-ocracy, on Day One.

    Off to the forced labor camps with all disloyal quibblers.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Summer 2020 already showed how limited Presidential desires and power are when the bureaucracy isn’t on board. Jan 6 showed the opposite.

    • creech

      Would the restraint on deployment be (D)ifferent depending on whom is in the White House?

    • juris imprudent

      If they rush that through now, then Biden won’t be able to stop the next Jan. 6th protest against certification of Trump’s election! See, that’s the good kind of insurrection and we wouldn’t want the President to stop that, now would we?

    • R C Dean

      Look, I was already thinking about voting for him. You don’t have to sell me on it.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    The old law is hovering over the current presidential campaign. The Washington Post has reported Trump might use the Insurrection Act to suppress protests or address crime in big cities if he’s reelected.

    Just as he used it during his first term; indiscriminately and often.

    • Urthona

      Does the law allow him to tweet “Law and Order”?

      If so, he will use it liberally.

    • juris imprudent

      In our imaginations, Trump won’t do what he did last time, he’ll do everything we would like to do.

      • Urthona

        That’s what’s funny. Trump is somehow incredibly bad ass in the heads of both Republicans and Democrats.

        Yet he has done nothing much.

        America may be too caught up in media.

    • R C Dean

      “address crime in big cities”

      OH.

      MY.

      GOD!

      • UnCivilServant

        Is the Address on MLK Boulevarde?

  33. Certified Public Asshat

    ‘Sexism is the risk factor’: football’s race to learn more about ACL injuries

    Several football clubs are now focusing on menstruation as a key issue in avoiding ACL injuries. Barcelona are one of many clubs who are monitoring each player’s cycle with a view to adjusting their training regime accordingly.

    Others, however, argue that it is not all down to biology, that there are other, broader social issues in play too. Joanne Parsons, co-author of an influential article in the British Journal of Sports Medicine on a gendered approach to ACL injuries, dismisses this approach saying “there’s absolutely no evidence to suggest that changing training based on what part of your cycle you’re in is a real thing”.

    Parsons adds: “We’re fighting hundreds of years of this medical belief that women’s biology is to blame. We’re not discounting biology, we’re saying environment is part of the puzzle. There are gendered influences at every level from top to bottom, no matter how much money there is.”

    “We’re not discounting biology.”

    • Urthona

      Suppose menstruation is an issue? What could be done about it? Women on their periods sit out?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        That is what Barcelona is studying. The harpies are suggesting it’s not that women are different, it’s because boys hog the playground equipment.

      • R C Dean

        What could be done about it?

        Hysterectomies, I suppose. They’re all the rage now, I hear.

    • juris imprudent

      I guess men never get ACL injuries since they never menstruate.

    • Tres Cool

      Uh-huh. Now who does she sound like?

      “Anna Webb, a dog behaviourist and host of the ‘A Dogs Life Podcast’, told LBC’s Andrew Marr: “It’s a landmark statement for Germany to be banning them. We have seen so many breeds suffer from what is known as exaggeration of features.”

      • UnCivilServant

        If ze hund can’t crush un untermench skull in its jaws, ze hund ist problematic.

  34. Tres Cool

    I’d just like to add, as example, Freddie Mercury.

    Ugly, gay, AND dead.

    • Urthona

      Is bisexual gay?

      I seriously have no idea if it counts as gay

      • Tres Cool

        As ToG pointed out between Bowie and Mick, keep in mind that Iggy Pop (v. ugly) went to stay with them in Berlin to kick heroin.

        Hows that for a 3-way ?

  35. Common Tater

    “G/O Media, the struggling company that recently sold Deadspin, is shopping popular humor site The Onion and continued its fire sale by dumping two other sites Tuesday, The Post has learned.

    Jim Spanfeller, G/O Media’s CEO, told stunned staffers at entertainment site The A.V. Club and food-centric site The Takeout, that the publications were sold, according to a memo obtained by The Post.

    The A.V. Club was scooped up by Paste Magazine, which recently bought shuttered G/O) site Jezebel, and The Takeout has been bought by Static Media, Spanfeller said…

    G/O owns a handful of other sites including Quartz, Kotaku and The Root…

    The media industry has been rocked by layoffs amid shrinking ad revenue linked to declines in web traffic related to changes in search algorithms from Google and Facebook.

    This year alone, Buzzfeed, Vice Media, The Washington Post, The Los Angeles Times, NBC News, MSNBC, Sports Illustrated and CBS News have all cut jobs.”

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/26/media/former-deadspin-owner-g-o-media-puts-the-onion-up-for-sale-source/

    • R C Dean

      You forgot the Ray of Sunshine tag.

    • Urthona

      I used to love The Onion.

      It so bad now. Fire the writers.