Wednesday Morning Links

by | Mar 27, 2024 | Daily Links | 292 comments

I got no sports besides the NFL going to some silly new kickoff thing. So let’s jump straight into…the links!

Here we go again. I guarantee you the state is going to fuck these people over when they were doing something good for everybody.

Oh, good lord. It would be fine if this was just virtue signaling. But I fear it goes farther than that and this will become the go-to place for people who want to chemically castrate and genitally mutilate children. Ā What a sad thing.

“This is the way.” I think I like this guy a lot better than the people arresting homeowners for trying to remove squatters that are destroying homes.

Well in that case, just let him go. I get that people look for any way to garner sympathy in these situations, but this is just silly.

What an amazing life this guy has lived. Of course it’s all made-up, but still. Simply amazing.

What an amazing life this bird has lived. At least his seems to have been real.

These are serious journalists. She should have had NBC host Jen Psaki and George Stepahnopalous (sp?) on with her to show how much they care about real nonpartisan journalism.

Suck it, tyrants. Of course they’ll come back and try again later. Probably statewide the next time. So stand by.

Here’s some good stuff. That was stuck in my head all day yesterday.Ā Wish it would have been this one. Although they’re both great. Enjoy them.

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends!

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292 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    I goy no sports

    (((They))) are just taking over all media! Oy vey! šŸ˜‰

    Morning, Sloopy! Morning, all!

    • SDF-7

      Oh sure — fix it when you finish the links so I’m not funny anymore… sniff…. (kicks gravel)

      • cavalier973

        (((kicks gravel)))

      • rhywun

        Anymore?

        /ba-dum-bum

      • SDF-7

        Touche.

      • sloopyinca

        You’re still funny. And everybody knows my thin skin causes me to fix things once I’ve been called out.

      • Not Adahn

        Youā€™re still funny.

        But looks aren’t everything.

      • SDF-7

        Hmm… now I really, really need to check my home security logs apparently. Of course, you couldn’t have looked too long — you weren’t driven mad.

  2. SDF-7

    besides the NFL going to some silly new kickoff thing.

    Yeah, I skimmed the summary someone made here yesterday — realized I didn’t really understand the impact and then further realized I didn’t care since I don’t watch the NFL anyway. So there’s that, I suppose.

    • UnCivilServant

      I couldn’t make heads or tails of it, and gave up hlafway because it had zero impact on me.

    • Rat on a train

      No more onside kicks.

      • Nephilium

        Not quite. From what I was reading, there’s still onside kicks, but (again, from memory)

        1) You must be losing
        2) It must be the 4th quarter
        3) You need to announce it before the attempt

        I’m still trying to figure out how it’s going to change the kicker and return market. Now, the best result is to have the ball land on the one and roll/bounce into the end zone, blasting it through the back of the end zone is detrimental. The league also changed the 3rd QB rule (they can now be elevated from the practice squad unlimited times instead of three), which made local news since the Browns went through 5 starting QB’s last season.

      • SDF-7

        The hell? Again — not a huge football fan, but I thought the whole point of an onside kick was to attempt to fake out the other team and recover the ball and continue your drive (i.e. use it as a short pass to make up a down effectively instead of a punt to transfer to the other team). If you have to announce it… that won’t work.

        Whatever… I’m probably misremembering anyway. And I shouldn’t care to argue about it… so why am I still typing? Am I going to keep questioning myself? Am I suddenly Judge Nap?

      • Nephilium

        There seemed to have been an upswing in onside kicks in recent years, but you nearly always knew when they were going to happen anyways. It was also pretty clear when they put the ball down horizontally on the tee instead of vertically.

      • Pope Jimbo

        There were still a few instances where a team would do an onside kick to start a half. Since the other team wasn’t expecting it, a lot of them worked.

        Yeah this is a dumb rule. It will reduce the crazy collisions because no one will be able to get a 30 yard running start, but it will take out some stratergery.

      • Not Adahn

        The NFL could probably use an astrologer in order to make the rule more specific *cough* *cough*.

      • AlexinCT

        Did they rename the Washington Douchebags back to the Redskins to piss of the Karens that demanded the name be changed and make the native Americans that were NOT offended that name was changed, and that they didn’t want that?

        Call me when that happens. I might watch foozeball again.

      • UnCivilServant

        Who sells Redskins merch with a potato instead of the Indian?

        Someone must by now.

      • Gender Traitor

        One of my college classmates suggested that, but instead we ended up being the RedHawks. With another damn bird sideline mascot named…Tom O’Hawk. šŸ˜’

      • Lackadaisical

        “Tom Oā€™Hawk”

        You got away with a racism.

    • rhywun

      A ~Bee take that I read on this couldn’t really come up with any downsides other than “it looks gay”.

      OK then.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Guys in tight pants falling on top of each other wasn’t enough.

      • Not Adahn

        Take a gander at the Five of Wands

      • Lackadaisical

        The fact they spend most the time bending over and after plays slapping each other’s butts… Just the straightest sport.

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        Wait til you find out what the QB is doing when “under center”.

    • The Last American Hero

      Way to bury the lede. The kickoff thing is not nearly as bad as eliminating tackles. With the elimination of the drop tackle, you canā€™t hit em high low in the body, the head or now the hip. Hope the teams are practicing shoestring tackles at training camp.

      • trshmnstr

        Basically the only way to tackle anymore is to drive through the chest, either from the front or the back. How does that work from the back, you ask? Good question, we’ll find out. When some quarterback is out for the rest of the season because somebody blew his lumbar through his belly button, we’ll see what they do.

      • Nephilium

        I’m seeing the ban of the hip drop tackle as a big boon to running backs and tight ends. If they can get past the defensive line, there aren’t many players who will have the mass and strength needed to take down some of those big guys.

      • Common Tater

        Why ban the hip drop tackle? The runner usually lands on their ass.

  3. UnCivilServant

    Links under construction? Why are we having supply chain issues?!

    • SDF-7

      A container ship lost power approaching Sloopy’s keyboard.

      (What? Too soon?)

      • UnCivilServant

        I just figured he was importing links through Baltimore Harbor.

      • Not Adahn

        Lol, after Mexi’s opening yesterday, “too soon” is in the rearview mirror.

  4. SDF-7

    Here we go again

    environmentalists concerned that irrigation drains could dry up, threatening the fish that measures the length of an ATM card.

    Ok… so wait… we’re altering the environment and they’re thriving (because of the unnatural / unusual amount of water) — and these yahoos don’t want it to go back for a change?

    Much more likely — “If we stretch this out… we can get even MOAR MONEY through ‘Environmental Impact Studies’ and ‘Remediation Plans’!” So what you said… the state and their pet enviro-lawyers fucking over everyone else.

    Another day in California, really.

    • AlexinCT

      That climate racket is worth trillions. why would they give that up?

      • juris imprudent

        They’ll give it up when they’re dead. For us that’s just a question of how long we tolerate it.

    • rhywun

      It’s almost like the real message is “we hate humans”.

    • juris imprudent

      ecosystem in the Salton Sea

      A man made ecosystem, not a natural one. The result of a failed levee on the Colorado and then drainage from the farms.

      Nature has exploited what man done fucked up.

    • Suthenboy

      “…these yahoos donā€™t want it to go back for a change?”
      And the Navajo are claiming the moon I their sacred ground.
      These types are just grifters. They dont give a fuck about their stated preferences. Their revealed preference is extortion.
      They want money. Destroying the means of prosperity for all is just the cherry on top.
      Absolute scum.

  5. cavalier973

    I read earlier that the Key bridge was a primary thoroughfare for transporting hazmat and other like material.

    Possible terrorist attack?

    Oh, waitā€¦the government said it wasnā€™t a terrorist attack.

    So, definitely a terrorist attack.

    • SDF-7

      But what does the head of the FSB say — as long as we’re only considering every-so-reliable sources?

    • UnCivilServant

      The whole “hazmat bridge” angle strikes me as a mental red herring. It’s far from the only route for shipping such materials.

      • cavalier973

        Thatā€™s kind of what I was thinking. Ships come to mind, as long as they arenā€™t piloted by morons.

      • Rat on a train

        It is the hazmat route because the other two expressways on that side of Baltimore go through tunnels.

      • AlexinCT

        The HAZMAT concern is that the route without the bridge is three times as long.

      • SDF-7

        I hear it is only 1.5 times when it gets cold.

      • AlexinCT

        Needs a fluffer… Right?

      • Certified Public Asshat

        It’s apparently impossible to drive through the city I’ve learned. I mean jokes aside, you can do it.

      • juris imprudent

        Can, but you don’t want to.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Hazmat is routed around cities to avoid spills in urban areas.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        Figures. More people live in the suburbs around Baltimore than in the city (obviously).

      • Urthona

        Yeah. It seems to random ass to be any terrorist attack.

  6. SDF-7

    ā€œThis is the way.ā€

    Oh, Florida instead of CA! (I think CA has companies starting up to out-squat the squatters instead). Guess their version of “Shoot, Shovel and Shut Up” in these cases is “Shoot, Swamp and Find a Gator” Given what I assume is the proportion of armed citizens PLUS Florida Man/Woman tendencies PLUS the easier cleanup — yeah, I don’t think I’d be trying to squat in Florida… that’s for sure.

    • Nephilium

      They do. I just stumbled across a news story about them a couple weeks back, and dropped a couple links referencing them.

    • EvilSheldon

      From the comments on that article, apparently the Sheriff has also rolled out a program where people with autistic or elderly/senile family members can get ID stickers for their homes and cars, and they train the street officers that if they see that sticker, there may be people around who aren’t going to be normally responsive to verbal commands. This is a good idea, and indicates a level of care that I’d love to see in other police departments. It appears that Sheriff Johnson isn’t just a cowboy; he seems to have a brain and a soul as well.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        I am starting to see those stickers around other areas as well. Sacramento, in fact.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        Do the ‘Coexist’ stickers count?

  7. SDF-7

    Well in that case, just let him go.

    Given how much money he was funneling to the Right People ™, I’m honestly surprised he wasn’t freed on a technicality as soon as they thought no one was looking. Only necessary to pretend to follow the law when too many folks are looking, after all. (sigh)

    • Gustave Lytton

      Freed of his mortal coil?

  8. SDF-7

    Probably statewide the next time.

    There’s those CA nutpunches again…

    And probably nothing… Look at the prominently ‘Featured’ pic. and the Combustion Pollutants & Indoor Air Quality

    They’ve already banned gas furnaces and heaters in new construction. They damned well have gas stoves in their sights — with exceptions for restaurants that serve bread as a stand alone or other cut outs so they and their cronies don’t feel any inconvenience.

    “You will never find a greater hive of scum and wretched tyranny than CARB” to paraphrase Kenobi.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Alice Waters hardest hit; croaked a genteel objection?

  9. sloopyinca

    I apologize for the late delivery. I was in the soundest sleep I’ve enjoyed in some time, so it was worth it. But I still feel bad.

    • SDF-7

      If you needed your sleep, take it good sir… we’ll get by.

      • Gender Traitor

        ***SIGH!!!*** What came to my mind was the opening theme to a short-lived (one whole season!) ’70s sitcom of that title. I can’t find that theme song anywhere on the internet, but I can remember the whole damn thing.

        1. I feel old.

        2. I could have used those neurons for something useful. šŸ˜ž

      • SDF-7

        Could be worse — you could be just getting bi.

      • dbleagle

        That brought a laugh.

  10. SDF-7

    That was stuck in my head all day yesterday

    That’s because the grabbing hands are grabbing all they can.

    This is the one of theirs that always seems to stick in my head. Probably says something about me psychologically (and hey — I’ll take that over ‘Little 15’ or ‘A Question of Time’ for saying something about me!)

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Mid-’80s DM is such a great era. Don’t wish to litigate favorites (but I always thought Here Is the House was underrated).

      • The Last American Hero

        Squid alert.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        ?

  11. cavalier973

    ā€œWell, in that case, just let him go.ā€

    Release him into the crowd of the people he bilked.

    • AlexinCT

      You really think the uniparty members, but especially the team blue criminals, that profited from using this guy as a middleman to bring back a ton of that money they sent to Ukraine to be loaded into donkey campaign coffers at this point are not thinking they need to kill his ass as soon as possible to prevent him from singing like a canary when he gets told he looks cute by Bubba his cell mate in prison?

  12. Not Adahn

    No report on the terrorist attack by MAGA White Christian Dominionist Antisemitic Islamaphobes?

    Secret Service agents and a police bomb squad descended on the Washington D.C. home of White House National Security Adviser Jake Sullivan after someone dumped manure outside. Officials told the media, ā€œa small amount of manure was thrown from the window of a car around 8:20 a.m.ā€ and that the city has now cleaned it up.

    It must be nice to have government employees on call to remove shit from your lawn.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      They need to use better TP.

    • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

      I’m surprised they didn’t call it a bioweapon attack like.

  13. Sean

    Poor Flaco.

    Charlie Sheen has been living like that for decades.

    LOL.

    • Nephilium

      Look, just because the Browns didn’t sign him he’s still liked here. Besides, he’s got a job with the Colts now.

      • AlexinCT

        Charlie Sheen is in the NFL?

      • Nephilium

        Sheen was a pitcher for the Indians.

        Flacco was the player I was referencing.

      • AlexinCT

        Is this the Flacco that ruined a season by running head first into a wall and hurting himself after a score?

        I think Charlie Sheen has shown more reason and mental acuity than that asshat.

    • SDF-7

      Detroit Tiger Blood!

  14. Strange Brew

    In regards to the first story, I’m actually an employee of the Imperial Irrigation District. Coincidentally my lab was just audited by the Cal EPA (RWQCB) last week. It’s hilarious, the local auditor doesn’t even know the actual requirements California has mandated over the past decade. The dude was interested in things that were totally insignificant and tried a few “gotcha” questions that failed spectacularly. The States own auditors are overwhelmed by the volume of bullshit rules that Sacramento churns out. Since we’re a rural area we don’t exactly get Cal EPA’s best and brightest, thank God.

    • UnCivilServant

      “We don’t need to know the rules, we’ll cite and fine you just for fun.”

      • AlexinCT

        Especially if we get the feels you are an oppressor!

      • juris imprudent

        Libertarian bureaucrats, so much like military intelligence.

      • UnCivilServant

        I am not, nor have I ever claimed to be Libertarian – I just censor a good chunk of my views here because I know they would not get a good reception.

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        What about Libertarian Military Intelligence? ‘Cause there are a couple of us running around these parts.

      • tripacer

        I know an FAA inspector like that.

  15. Drake

    I want to sign a big contract with network then get ‘fired’ without cause after 1 day. Lots of things I could do if NBC just mailed me paychecks regularly.

    • AlexinCT

      I wonder if this was the end goal from the start..

      She is getting paid after all, right?

      • Ownbestenemy

        *tin foil hat placed onto head* Pay off for advancing the Republican party to the left and not pressing on election shenanigans

      • Drake

        Says she had a contract.

    • SDF-7

      Maybe Pie could finally get his millions that way.

    • Rat on a train

      Without cause? She was creating a hostile work environment.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        I would rather have Mormon lady as a coworker than Jen Psaki .

  16. Not Adahn

    Fascinating (and sex-linked?) difference in how people approach problems.

    A piece of equipment owned by the automated materials handling group shit the bed in my lab overnight. This morning I sent out emails to two people I knew that worked for that group.

    The man responded with the number of the AMHS hotline so I could log it as being down (systems approach).

    The woman responded with the name of the owner of that particular piece of equipment (people approach).

    I of course, contacted both (engineer approach).

    • UnCivilServant

      You need the paper trail for when the equipment went down, so short-circuiting the process and going to the owner first is the wrong approach. Log the ticket first and give the owner the ticket number.

      • Not Adahn

        She can be troubleshooting it while the ticket is being generated. The wafers must flow.

      • UnCivilServant

        Your process is clearly poor if the time required to generate the ticket would have a noticable impact on the troubleshooting.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Yes, take it from the government man how to make things work faster!

      • AlexinCT

        If the “work” you are interested in is fleecing the productive/tax payers, then absolutely. Learn from government.

      • Not Adahn

        Minutes count. Well, in my lab they do. The microscopy group measures their TATs in days.

      • Nephilium

        /thinks about calls where they were discussing the amount of lost revenue per minute of phones being down.

        They can in my world as well.

    • Not Adahn

      Who cares? He’s a white cishet male. And also innocent, so you don’t get the sweet signaling points by freeing their criminals for our criminals.

    • Homple

      What did Gershkovich do, wander around inside the Kremlin wearing a helmet with horns on it?

    • mindyourbusiness

      After reading the article, I’m of the opinion that some people should be shown the view from a high window. Briefly.

    • Semi-Spartan Dad

      I don’t know. I’ve been following it for the past year and am not convinced Gershkovich is innocent. The Russian government is full of shit. But, I’m not convinced that Western media is any less full of propoganda. The WSJ’s support for Gershkovich doesn’t exactly lay out a convincing case. It seems based on the same logic model that anyone who questions the Covid narrative denies Science.

      The Kremlin claims he is suspected of spying, but his real offense is honest reporting. If he does go to trial, any charges and evidence will be wholly invented.

      I’ve heard from independent news sources that neutral with a slight bias towards Ukraine that Gershokovich had been investigating Russian military strength and readiness at the time he was arrested. If true, I’d consider that a justifiable arrest when Russia is essentially at war with the US. It would be nice to see the WSJ and other Western sources more directly speak to this accusation instead of a blanket denial.

      • Sensei

        My issue is the Jan 6 type imprisonment.

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        No disagreement there.

      • Homple

        My issue also, but with the Jan 6 imprisonment in the USA. When that’s stopped, I’ll worry about Russia.

      • R C Dean

        Do you actually think he should be shot for that? I mean, that is the traditional punishment for spies during wartime, after all.

        Donā€™t they at least need to show he was acting for a hostile government agency or military?

      • Semi-Spartan Dad

        I don’t know… I haven’t thought much about the appropriate punishment.

        My point is just that he may indeed actually be guilty of spying. That doesn’t mean Russia’s government doesn’t do evil things. It just means ours is does pretty nasty shit too and that our media is just as full of propaganda as the Kremlin’s. So I take everything like this with a grain of salt.

        Take Brittany Grimer, who’s mentioned in the article. I’ve never seen any indication anywhere that she was framed or that the drugs were planted on her. She would have gone to prison in many parts of the US for the same crime and faced life sentences in other countries. From the libertarian view, any punishment is too harsh for drug possession. But it’s bit hypocritical for the Drug Warrior WSJ to say a word about Russia’s treatment of Brittany Grimer. Tying that into their position on Gershkovich just deepens the feeling that they’re full of shit.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Russia is Asshoe, and if you are playing in their playground you need to be very aware of their rules. Just like if you were a legit reporter who snuck into North Korea and got caught, you get to deal with the fact that they are a paranoid group who will think you are a spy.

        Was he or wasn’t he a spy? Does it matter? Russia isn’t the west with many of the traditions of free speech or free press, and you loose sight of that at your peril.

      • juris imprudent

        the west with many of the traditions of free speech or free press

        Assange and Snowden ask who exactly are you talking about?

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Yeah, thought about that. But they don’t take away the tradition, indeed, showing how much they engender wailing and gnashing, they prove that there is still an expectation of it, false though it may be.

    • SDF-7

      “Spoiled brat” privilege at least.

      Yeah, assholes — you know the needs and the proper politics for all the “marginalized people of the world”. Bitch, sit down — you don’t even know the needs of the workers at your local McDonald’s or the landscaping crew tending to your father’s $5 million estate. So stop regurgitating what your PoliSci 101 professor fed you, learn something about the world and then get back to us.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      Tsk.

      LBJ should never have given TN the internet.

    • R C Dean

      Is it just nostalgia for ā€˜60s anti-war ā€œsit-insā€ that leads universities to tolerate this? At least suspend them for the rest of the semester (which is effectively a pretty hefty fine, since theyā€™ll have to pay for another one to get their degrees). I have a strong feeling these low-T soyboys and danger hair girls donā€™t actually have the courage of their convictions, and a little pour encourager les autres would go a long way.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Both Gov. Reagan and Mario Savio aren’t here anymore.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        The fact that the kids were all wearing masks shows that they don’t have the courage of their convictions. Of course the admin is at least tacitly supporting them, as they absolutely have the same positions, and love the kids for it.

      • trshmnstr

        At least suspend them for the rest of the semester (which is effectively a pretty hefty fine, since theyā€™ll have to pay for another one to get their degrees).

        Investigate all of them, expel them on irrelevant and nitpicky grounds, charge them with crimes under sarbanes oxley.

  17. Sensei

    Republican leaders fear being tarred as heartless monsters who want poor children to starve, but this handout would flow to the well-off. The real stakes are stopping welfare that taxpayers canā€™t afford and families donā€™t need.

    And hence will do nothing to stop the creeping unsustainable growth in transfer payments that will end in fiscal chaos.

    Bidenā€™s Free Lunch for Rich Kids
    The USDA prepares to feed more schoolchildren year-round, even if their parents make six figures.

    https://www.wsj.com/articles/bidens-free-lunch-for-rich-kids-taxpayers-foot-bill-usda-welfare-for-wealthy-ddbfebb1?st=3xo5jcztyi72jnk&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Ownbestenemy

      Its to reinforce that it isn’t the parents who take care of their children and its Daddy Gov.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I can only imagine how terrible school breakfasts must be. Back in the day our school cafeteria could barely make pizza palatable.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Yeesh, whyā€™d I read lunch as breakfast? I need to eat something I guess.

      • UnCivilServant

        Was that supposed to be pizza?

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        I think so. It was rectangular though, maybe it was very thin lasagna.

    • Sean

      Virginia governors are limited to a single term, and the next governor will be elected next year.

      Just delaying the inevitable?

      • Rat on a train

        Yep. NoVA will fortify better next time.

      • EvilSheldon

        Probably, but better than nothing…

  18. Pope Jimbo

    A city has declared itself as a trans sanctuary? Pullleeeeeeeeaze. Get back to me when you are a state trans sanctuary!

    The Minnesota House of Representatives passed a bill early Friday by a vote of 68-62 that would prevent state courts or officials from complying with child removal requests, extraditions, arrests or subpoenas related to gender-affirming health care that a person receives in Minnesota.

    Physicians who practice gender-affirming care in Minnesota and families whoā€™ve sought it out for their transgender children or teenagers said it would go a long way to ensure that they can continue to access treatment without fear of other statesā€™ laws getting in the way.

    They also said it would send a message to transgender people that they are welcome in Minnesota.

    • Pope Jimbo

      In case you wondered how it is working out

      Minnesota Republicans and faith leaders are seeking a change in the state’s Human Rights Act, to allow faith groups and private schools to have a religious exemption when considering transgender persons in hiring decisions.

      State law already allows a religious exemption from anti-discrimination laws when it comes to sexual orientation. But the DFL majority last session expanded the Human Rights Act to prohibit discrimination based on gender identity without creating an exemption for faith organizations.

      Now, Minnesota GOP and faith leaders are asking for religious exemption, saying churches and faith-based schools could be sued for refusing to hire transgender employees under the new language. Faith groups currently have a religious exemption when it comes to sexual orientation.

      But several Democrats on the panel said they were disturbed by an amendment that would amount to “erasing” transgender Minnesotans.

      “This is a direct attack against the trans and nonbinary communities,” Rep. Brion Curran, a member of the Legislature’s Queer Caucus, told her colleagues.

      “So, no, you cannot respect all people when you don’t believe certain people exist!”

      I think the fact that they are asking for an exemption proves that they do in fact believe that trans people exist. Unless they are also asking for exemptions to not have to hire morlocks, warlocks, witches and other imaginary creatures.

      I’m nutty enough to think that religious exemptions shouldn’t exist. If I, as a non-believer, can’t get exemptions, why should people who believe in something else? My opinion strongly relies on a government that left people alone, so I understand why the religious people what exemptions.

      My biggest hope is to watch the first trans person demand to become an imam at a local Somali mosque. I’m sure Ilhan Omar will be there supporting Xim.

      • R C Dean

        I struggle with how religious exemptions arenā€™t an establishment of religion, myself.

      • Pope Jimbo

        That is a good way to put it.

      • Not Adahn

        No you don’t.

        1. I know you learned the definition of “establishment of religion” and religious exemptions don’t fit under that definition.
        2. The power to tax/regulate is the power to destroy. Heck, you can’t (or at least couldn’t) tax newsprint and printer’s ink without running afoul of 1A.

      • R C Dean

        Thereā€™s a much longer post to be written on this, but a couple of points:

        (1) If we go by the plain text of the Constitution and what is arguably original intent, then a great deal of the current jurisprudence around establishment of (a state religion) is insupportable, and this is probably not an establishment of religion under that narrow approach. Although saying that members of certain religions are exempt from laws that apply to everyone else is certainly getting close to even that line.

        (2) But thatā€™s not the jurisprudence we have. Essentially, the current rules are that the government may not favor one religion over another, and may not favor religion over other belief systems (although this part is often overlooked/applied inconsistently). And thereā€™s no question that saying members of certain religions are exempt from laws that apply to everyone else is way over that line.

        What we have is pretty incoherent, really, as the scope of government is so far beyond what the Founders intended that the Establishment Clause and the Free Exercise Clause are in irremediable conflict.

      • Common Tater

        I don’t think the founders imagined laws where religious exceptions would apply. That it would illegal for business to hire only white protestant men, that it would be illegal to own a species of cactus, etc.

      • trshmnstr

        What we have is pretty incoherent, really, as the scope of government is so far beyond what the Founders intended

        Quoted for emphasis.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Very question was posed on my declaration of not getting the FedGov mandated vaccine — their answer “Shut up”

    • Fourscore

      When they come to Podunkville they’ll need to bring their own chain saw.

      I thought one of the rules of medicine was “Do no harm”.

      “We’ve come a long way, Baby”

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Ah, the nonmalfeasance ethical standard which now comes in a distant second to the ā€œWhatever makes me the most moneyā€ ethical standard.

  19. SDF-7

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  20. Cunctator

    OT, but it has been half an hour.

    I enjoy watching Jeopardy, and right now they are doing another Tournament. Last night, Ken was talking to an 11 game winner about how he spent some of his winnings. The contestant said (not sure of exact quote) that he had bought an electric car, ā€œNow I can feel superior and save money on gasā€. He gave no indication that he was joking. Asshat.

    • Toxteth O'Grady

      You’d first have to have cognition to have dissonance therein?

  21. Pope Jimbo

    Time for SQUARE THAT CIRCLE!!!! Tell me how you can reconcile these two ideas:

    A: Drag Story Time and trans madness in the schools is GOOD
    B: Parents making money off their kids is bad because it is grooming

    The sponsors of bills to regulate what are sometimes called ā€œmommy run accountsā€ on social media already thought they were on the leading edge of legislation nationally.

    Rep. Zack Stephensonā€™s House File 3488 and Sen. Erin Maye Quadeā€™s Senate File 3496 sought to make Minnesota just the second state after Illinois to require parents who profit from videos that feature their children to share money with their kids.

    Now, both realize they didnā€™t go far enough after a series of stories in The New York Times that revealed how some of the accounts exploit children ā€” sometimes sexually.

    Maye Quade, DFL-Apple Valley, said in an interview that she and Stephenson have been struggling to find a way to address ā€œthe sexual exploitation and grooming issue that weā€™re seeing pop up.ā€

    The solution came with an amendment: The first version said parents who make money off their kids would have to set 30% of the money aside in a trust fund; the amended version says no Minnesota-based social media account could make money from videos featuring children under age 14. It would consider taking part in social media content creation among the many jobs that children are not allowed to perform under state law.

  22. Pope Jimbo

    Flaco had ā€œsevere pigeon herpesvirusā€ from eating feral pigeons, which Bronx Zoo veterinary pathologists said had become a regular part of his diet.

    That is why you can’t just wrap those pigeons in duct tape before fucking them (to keep them from exploding). You have to wear a rubber too. What disturbing times we live in.

    • AlexinCT

      Which lib was it that told us how you fuck chickens by sticking their neck into a desk drawer – tightly – then slamming the drawer shut right when you are about to come to Jeebus to get the chicken in death throes back on the old website?

      Or was it Dumphy? I don’t recall.

      • SDF-7

        Sounds like a real cock blocker, whomever it was.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’m calling a fowl on that!

      • Not Adahn

        SIV? I know he had a reputation for chickenfucking, but that might have been a joke.

    • EvilSheldon

      Captive-raised animals usually do not thrive in the wild. I’m amazed that Flaco survived as long as he did.

      I also had figured that anyone who cared enough to vandalize a zoo to set the animals free would know this. I also truly believe that Kermit and Miss Piggy will get married one day…

      • Pope Jimbo

        Have you figured out why Kermit’s fingers smell like bacon yet?

      • AlexinCT

        My real question is if his cloaca smells like bacon…

      • Pope Jimbo

        It is Miss Piggy, not Miss Peggy.

      • AlexinCT
    • Pope Jimbo

      Maybe we can bury Flaco next to this guy? Seems like they are kindred spirits.

  23. Fourscore

    50 years ago today the Fourscores tied a know so tight it still holds things together.

    • AlexinCT

      Happy 50th anniversary!

    • SDF-7

      Congrats! Great milestone to achieve — hope y’all have a wonderful day celebrating it however you see fit.

    • Gender Traitor

      Happy Golden Anniversary! šŸ˜ƒšŸ„³šŸŽŠšŸŽˆšŸŽ‰šŸ’ƒ

    • Tres Cool

      Now its just cheaper to keep her.

      Congrats!

    • juris imprudent

      Happy remembrance of knotting day!

    • Sean

      Congrats!

    • Common Tater

      Happy Golden Anniversary šŸ™‚

    • Pope Jimbo

      My dad, the probation officer, said at his 50th anniversary party “If I had killed her, I’d be out now” which made a lot of the other leo types there laugh. The wimmen folk even laughed. But Dad had to buy extra-nice anniversary gifts for the next few years.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Oops, forgot to add Congrats Fourscore!

    • trshmnstr

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    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      I hope to last as long in my knot.

      Hats off good sir!

    • EvilSheldon

      Congratulations! Here’s to fifty more!

      • Pope Jimbo

        A sequel to 50 Shades of Gray?

    • Fourscore

      The celebration for today will be cleaning the snow from the driveway. Presently we’re snow bound.

      We were a little older than most when we got married, nearly twoscore. It was my second rodeo and I brought along 2 kids so not a Romeo/Juliet sort of thing. The honeymoon was going from the JP’s office to home and be there when the kids came from school.

      Tomorrow we’ll head to our fave VN restaurant to celebrate, assuming I can get the truck through the snow.

    • Beau Knott

      Congratulations!

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      Congratulations!

      And they said it wouldn’t last!

    • mindyourbusiness

      Congrats to you and Mrs. Fourscore!

  24. Tres Cool

    “‘Sam felt deeply for every living being, farm animals included – so much so that he adhered to a vegan diet and convinced several others in our living group to become vegan, too. ”

    Oh fuck that guy. Give him life.

    • AlexinCT

      Hitler was also a vegan….

      I wonder if he too was a preachy asshole about that.

      • creech

        ? Sadly, my Eva Braun contact died about 25 years ago.

    • RBS

      This is my favorite comment of the morning.

  25. Timeloose

    “Natural gas bans have rankled many in the restaurant industry due to a widely held preference for gas flames for cooking.”

    CA residents trying to “Take the Pipe” hardest hit, shares of low quality toasters and space heaters soar.

    • Nephilium

      The fact that it’s (usually) less expensive to cook/heat with gas just shows how unfair it is! I’m wondering how long until the anti-natgas people start going after propane.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Buying gas in cylinders/bottles is gaming the system. People who do that should be in prison.

      • Nephilium

        I thought so, but figured a hedge would be in order. I’m sure there’s some outlier use case where electric heating is cheaper than natgas.

      • Timeloose

        I would like to see the tortured statistics they used to demonstrate that Natgas causes premature deaths and health problems. The smoke and particles from food being cooked are orders of magnitude more “dangerous” than the gas being used to cook. This is regardless of the heating method.

        Idiocy!

      • Gustave Lytton

        Saw on bread there’s now a Prop 65 notice.

  26. bacon-magic

    “This is the way.”
    Nice Mandolorian reference.

  27. Common Tater

    “A row has erupted after a girl’s football team consisting of five transgender players won the pre-season Beryl Ackroyd Cup tournament in Sydney, Australia.

    Flying Bats FC won every game they played over the course of the four-week competition, winning the grand final 4-0 at Macquarie Park on Sunday to take home the $1000 jackpot.

    There were huge winning margins in some games, with one trans player scoring six goals in a 10-0 victory.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13244359/Transgender-row-erupts-womens-football-tournament.html

    So fucking ridiculous, the team logo even has a trans flag.

    • trshmnstr

      Good. We need more of this. A lot more. Make them deal with the consequences of their decisions and purge this crap out of the system quickly so we don’t have a whole generation of girls who know nothing else.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      I figured Australia would have a crop of drunken football hooligans whoā€™d thrash these guys if they tried something like this. Is the whole world hopelessly pussified now?

      • Common Tater

        After covid, I’d say Australia is hopelessly pussified.

    • Certified Public Asshat

      Do bats not follow a binary?

      • UnCivilServant

        Bats tend to be more analog bludgeons.

  28. juris imprudent

    We mentioned the grifters in the environmental world (bending left of course), but there are other grifters that need to be purged as well.

    The current model for military services providing forces to U.S. Cyber Command is broken, and the only way to fix it is to create an independent Cyber Force, a new report asserts.

    ā€œAmericaā€™s cyber force generation system is clearly broken. Fixing it demands nothing less than the establishment of an independent cyber service,ā€ a report published Monday by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies states.

    • AlexinCT

      Where do you think the careerists that have to be political get their marching orders from? Promotion to flag rank is about which politicians you let fuck the military and yourself up the ass.

      • creech

        Always so? Yesterday, I was researching a local officer in the Volunteers during Civil War who offered a Phila. Inquirer reporter a bribe of $100 if he could get his buddy, President Lincoln, to have him appointed as a Captain in the Regular Army. [lots of pension implications]. Didn’t work out but, eventually, said officer won MOH and acquitted himself well; ended up many years later retiring as a Brig. Gen. in the Regular Army.

      • juris imprudent

        Yeah, you don’t quite get the civil-military relationship there. Rarely do you have the civil side stepping down hard on the military, they dance rather carefully in that partnership.

        This specific problem is about FDD and it’s insane groupthink – just as bad as NRDC (or any of those watermelon groups).

    • Gustave Lytton

      Every branch needs to be a separate service! And the. A super service to organize and run all of the newly created services.

      • R C Dean

        One pentagon to rule them all, one pentagon to bind them?

  29. Common Tater

    “Nickelodeon was ‘infiltrated’ by PREDATORS, records reveal. Channel employed FIVE convicted child molesters and two other accused pedophiles to work on set of kids shows

    In an interview with the New York Times in 2021, Schneider denied he was motivated by a foot fetish, describing his shows’ comedy as ‘totally innocent’ adding that kids find feet ‘goofy and funny’.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13223263/Nickelodeon-employed-convicted-pedophiles-child-molesters.html

    “I only snort cocaine because I like the way it smells.”

    • AlexinCT

      Infiltrated?

      Yeah, my bet is that it was by design in Hollywood.

      • trshmnstr

        Wasn’t this a not so open secret in the 90s? Just like the mickey mouse club before it.

    • Nephilium

      I thought the John K story was widely known.

      • Ownbestenemy

        I saw the clip of the potato and water scene with Ariana Grande…ya shit was priming for sex.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Of course pedophiles are going to go where the kids are so no surprise there. A bunch of above average looking kids along with parents desperate to have the next child star feeding their bank account must have been an irresistible smorgasbord to these people.

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Sports- I watched/listened to George Russell’s in car crash video. It was jarring. “RED FLAG! RED FLAG! I’m in the middle of the track!” I won’t even say he was terrified, but he was jarringly emotional. Most of those guys are preternaturally calm, no matter what. A twenty G barrel roll, and they come on the radio barely breathing hard to tell the pits what happened. It just seemed weird to me. I wonder if the other drivers will heckle him.

    And, of course, everybody blamed Alonso because Russell drove off the track. Phantom jet wash.

  31. The Late P Brooks

    ā€œAmericaā€™s cyber force generation system is clearly broken. Fixing it demands nothing less than the establishment of an independent cyber service,ā€ a report published Monday by the Foundation for Defense of Democracies states.

    Is this our modern day Billy Mitchell?

    • creech

      We certainly don’t want Polish cavalry against Nazi panzers.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    And speaking of things only I care about-

    Last Sunday, IndyCar held an event at a private race track which is part of a rich people motorsports country club and playground in Thermal, California. It was a gimmicky thing, but I’d say no worse than watching the Nashville street circuit. Because of the format, it turned into a “strategy race”. It didn’t matter, though; Palou just drove away.

    Anyway, I read a Racer Magazine piece about it Monday, and then I did something I ordinarily never do; I read the comments. Chock full of “Blah blah blah rich people suck!”

    So incredibly tedious, and it’s impossible to get away from it.

    • trshmnstr

      I haven’t been paying too much attention this year. Was this a one-off thing to hit the minimum number of races for the TV agreement? Palou is a generational talent. That kid is really good.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    Just like the mickey mouse club before it.

    I wanted to fuck those girls on the Mickey Mouse Club, and I was only about seven years old.

  34. B.P.

    From the Sam Bankman Fried article:

    “Statements tell a story of a neurodivergent, vegan man who cares for animals”

    Great. He can participate in the dog training program while he’s in prison for 50 years.

    • Drake

      “…cares for animals… but not the people he bilked out of $millions.”

  35. The Late P Brooks

    ā€œStatements tell a story of a neurodivergent, vegan man who cares for animalsā€

    Put him in charge of the prison farm petting zoo.

    Also- are there law firms specializing in the “neurodivergence defense”? Asking for a friend.

    • B.P.

      It’s a heavy petting zoo.

    • Mojeaux

      I’m tired of “a little quirky” being thrown into the autism/neurodivergent pool.

      If everyone is an autist, no one is an autist.

      • juris imprudent

        [Watching autists slide down the victim stack.]

      • UnCivilServant

        I wonder how many people make the claim so they can pull an “I’m not rude, I’m ‘neurodivergant’?”

      • Pope Jimbo

        Software developers have been playing that card for… forever!

      • juris imprudent

        Tolerated because of their output. Yeah, he’s not so social, but he codes like a demon.

      • UnCivilServant

        You should hear him play second fiddle.

      • Pope Jimbo

        What playing the ute has to do with this, I have no idea.

        Flautists play the flute, so I figure autists must play the ute.

      • juris imprudent

        I thought it was pedos that played the ute?

      • Tres Cool

        Shut up, Nazi

      • Certified Public Asshat

        We’re all on a spectrum.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Lists, spectrum. It’s all the same thing.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    Was this a one-off thing to hit the minimum number of races for the TV agreement?

    I do not know. I think they are just flailing around in a desperate attempt to stay in business. The format wasn’t bad, really. They ran heat races in which the top six advanced, so just like a midget race, the real racing is in the middle of the pack, for that last transfer spot. In the “main” they had a break for fuel but not tires, so some guys (most notably Herta) loafed around at the back in the first part to save their tires, and then tried to take advantage in the second half. I think Herta made it up to about fourth, but nobody was going to get anywhere near Palou.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    And, of course, my take on IndyCar: the cars are too big, too heavy, too safe (there, I said it), and have too much aero grip. There was a clip of Pato O’Ward in a McLaren F1 car from about the late sixties, at some wingding in Monterrey. He said it was fun, but it didn’t have much grip. Good. I’d like to see that field of ballerinas in cars like that. Make racing great again.

    As for “hybridization”, why bother?

    • trshmnstr

      the cars are too big, too heavy, too safe (there, I said it), and have too much aero grip

      Yup. I’ll also add my hobby horse. They’re too spec.

      IMO, in the short term they should cut down to 4 races. Long oval, short oval, road, street. Memorial day, labor day, independence day, veterans day.

      Kill the series, provide regulations that focus on smaller cars, smaller harder tires, and smaller engines. Provide huge prize money for each of the four races and an enormous jackpot for sweeping ovals, sweeping twisties, or sweeping all four.

    • Gustave Lytton

      Just go to full on slot cars.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Not Monterrey, Sonoma, not that it matters.

  39. Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

    This is a tale of three TikToksā€”a tragedy for the digital age. It begins with a woman wearing a raspberry-colored sweater, gazing shyly into her front-facing camera. She says, ā€œIā€™m having a pretty good day today. So I thought, letā€™s ruin it by guessing my age.ā€ Thereā€™s a pause, some nervous laughter. ā€œHow old do you think I am?ā€

    In the next video, sheā€™s still smiling, but shaken. ā€œThis has to be a joke, right?ā€ she says. ā€œThereā€™s no way I look like Iā€™m around fifty.ā€

    In the video after that, her smile is gone, and her voice is quivering like sheā€™s an inch away from crying. Sheā€™s gotten so many hateful comments, she says. Sheā€™s been up all night, thinking about it. And sheā€™ll be getting a makeover and Botox, among other things, since apparently she looks 20 years older than her actual age.

    The first comment on this last video reads, ā€œDonā€™t waste all your money. A paper bag is much cheaper.ā€

    https://www.thefp.com/p/how-old-do-i-look

    Yes, lick it up, taste that defeat.

    • UnCivilServant

      If I only look twenty years older than I am, I’ll take it.

      • juris imprudent

        If I really wanted to look younger I would shave. But I do have to admit, in my local area, there are people younger than me that I thought were at least my age if not older. Kinda shocking.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      The only way to check out young looking is to check out early. If looks are the primary concern one should follow the James Dean method.

      • Common Tater

        There are women in their 50’s that look great.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        ok, so also have exceptional genes.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Also, don’t fuck around with bad makeup and aesthetic choices.

        Botox and plastic surgery do not improve most people’s looks. Neither does the artificial look.

      • Common Tater

        Or make better health decisions.

      • R C Dean

        Not necessarily that, even. If you live a healthy life (physically, mentally, perhaps spiritually) you will be attractive for a lot longer.

        As for the woman in the first video, I would have guessed mid-thirties or maybe pushing forty.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Drive a Porsche?

        Sloopy hardest hit. (Shpip hit a wall.)

    • Certified Public Asshat

      What is the correct answer, because she looks at least 40.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        Late 30s. Which is why the whole thing is so sad. The internet ages you, and the idiotic things you do to “stop” the aging also age you.

      • trshmnstr

        Yep, and it’s all so pointless. You don’t get to be 25 forever. People, and especially women, need to find self-worth in something other than youthful beauty.

      • Certified Public Asshat

        But women can have it all, can’t they?

      • UnCivilServant

        šŸ˜šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

      • R C Dean

        These days, even a penis.

    • Tres Cool

      I guess they forgot about r/RoastMe

  40. juris imprudent

    Lorenzo Warby at it again (had a bit of a break)…

    What the Dialectical Faith provides is coordinated motivationā€”including, as James Lindsay says, spiritual answers for resentful peopleā€”with an endlessly adaptable template dividing society into oppressed and oppressors. The Dialectical Faith, with its elevation of human subjectivity and transformative social action, is an intense version of progressive cognitive-based identity, built around the splendours in oneā€™s head.

    Believers get to sneer atā€”and denigrate as cognitively, morally and psychologically inadequateā€”all who do not embrace the Faith. This takes in all human striving across the millennia that does not suit the Faith. Theory grades evidence, so any small study, lived experience, or example that suits Theory can be adopted as support and all that does not suit castigated as manifestations of, or supports for, oppression.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    “Your Honor, my client is neurodivergent.”

    “Yeah, we kinda suspected that, after he killed all those people so he could steal their shoes.”

    • R C Dean

      ā€œWell, counselor, are you arguing that he is incapable of being responsible for his actions? If so, then I can make him a ward of the state for life. What I canā€™t do is rule that he lacks capacity, and then just cut him loose, especially given his obvious propensity for criminal activity.ā€

  42. The Late P Brooks

    Cavalry coming

    Obama has made clear to associates in recent months that he believes Bidenā€™s intensifying re-match with Donald Trump in November will be incredibly close, and that the 2024 election marks an ā€œall-hands-on-deckā€ moment, people familiar with his thinking told CNN. To that end, his return to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue last week was largely a working visit.

    Biden and Obama, along with former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, participated in an organizing call in the White House residence heralding the 14th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act. ā€œWe have the chance to do even more, but that only happens if we send Joe and Kamala back to the White House in November,ā€ Obama said in the video. ā€œSo, weā€™ve got to keep working.ā€

    The campaign also recorded other content featuring the two presidents, sources said, that they plan to roll out in the coming weeks.

    If Trump wins, the seas will rise and swallow Martha’s vineyard.

    • Tres Cool

      “ā€œWe have the chance to do even more, …”

      Please don’t.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Barking seals do not think.

    • R C Dean

      ā€œBidenā€™s intensifying re-match with Donald Trump in November will be incredibly closeā€

      Translated: Weā€™re going to have to be careful not to manufacture too many ballots.

  43. The Late P Brooks

    Obamaā€™s biggest embrace of Bidenā€™s reelection effort comes Thursday at a star-studded Manhattan fundraiser featuring Biden, Obama and former President Bill Clinton. The three presidents will sit for a rare conversation, moderated by Stephen Colbert.

    Stop it. You’re killing me.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      A 4 way circle jerk with one of the least comedic comedians in the businessā€¦canā€™t wait.

    • juris imprudent

      A moderated conversation? WTF

    • B.P.

      That should bring the working class back into the fold.

  44. The Late P Brooks

    ā€œNo one can speak to disillusioned Democrats better than President Obama,ā€ a senior strategist who has worked closely with Obama and Biden told CNN, speaking on condition of anonymity to be candid about the campaign. ā€œBut there are limits to what Obama can do. The burden to win this race is still on President Biden.ā€

    Obama did such a fantastic job of bringing the country together the nation rose up and elected Trump rather than consent to suffer through another four years of Democrat-ocracy.

    • juris imprudent

      Let’s just overlook that, shall we?

    • R C Dean

      ā€œNo one can speak to disillusioned Democrats better than President Obama,ā€

      Well, thereā€™s an indictment of the current Democrat leadership. Obama had the laptoppers in the palm of his hand, but they arenā€™t the disillusioned Democrats. Those are more your working class, blue collar, small business types. And he never really connected with them.

  45. The Late P Brooks

    A moderated conversation? WTF

    Moderated, orchestrated… same difference.

    • juris imprudent

      No Joe, you don’t talk, we’re trying to help you after all.

  46. Common Tater

    “Private school students get fake ADHD diagnoses for 200-point boost to SAT, ACT after tests brought back by Ivy League

    Teenagers are getting bogus ADHD diagnoses to score extra time in standardized testing exams ā€” and numbers are surging after the tests were reintroduced by elite Ivy League colleges.

    Parents are taking their children to doctors and psychologists for letters saying they have the condition or other mental disabilities, then getting as much as 50% more time to take the tests.

    It can mean a 200-point boost to an SAT score, one expert said.”

    https://nypost.com/2024/03/27/us-news/private-school-students-get-fake-adhd-diagnoses-boost-sat/

  47. The Late P Brooks

    Attending the sold-out, high-dollar event Thursday night will be numerous celebrities and artists like Queen Latifah, Lizzo, Cynthia Erivo, Mindy Kaling, Ben Platt and Lea Michele, according to the campaign. The evening will be overseen by high-profile producers Jordan Roth and Alex Timbers, and tickets will range from $225 to $500,000.

    Capitalizing the rare joint appearance of Biden and two of his predecessors, the campaign is offering some of the high-dollar guests the opportunity to get their photographs taken with all three presidents by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.

    Bless their hearts.

    • juris imprudent

      You really couldn’t make it sound any worse.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I’d like to see the menu first.

      • Sensei

        Yes you could. I’ll be in town when they shut down traffic to and run security.

    • R C Dean

      Leibovitz is a talented portrait photographer, but I donā€™t think that talent really matters when churning through an assembly line of photos.