Saturday evening links

by | Apr 13, 2024 | Daily Links | 158 comments

An actual photo of OMWC, WebDom and myself.

We’ve got a catering gig at the shop tonight. A bunch of people young enough that all will be carded on their way in the door. WebDom holding forth as the matriarch of the facility, OM and I will be wandering around with a disapproving eye.

 

Links?

 

They’ve got him now!

 

Can we just get on with it already. You know it’s coming. We know it’s coming. The breathless headlines have gotten obnoxious.

 

If only there had been a good guy with a gun, as opposed to the cop that put him down after the deed was done.

 

I feel I may have missed my calling.

 

Quagmire. Achieved.

 

It would be awesome if the rest followed suit, but they won’t. And Google will eventually cave.

 

Okay, off to do some prep work and load the cooler with beer. Y’all have a great evening!

It’s not Thanksgiving, but this seems appropriate.

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Spudalicious

Survey says I’m a Paleolibertarian bitches. That means I eat “L”ibertarians for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Soave tastes a little fruity. Wait a minute, that doesn’t sound quite right…

158 Comments

  1. The Late P Brooks

    Hi ho, hi ho, it’s off to war we go?

  2. The Late P Brooks

    OM and I will be wandering around with a disapproving eye.

    Does the disapproving eye shoot laser beams?

    • pan fried wylie

      I believe Disapproving Eye turns the target into a pillar of salt.

  3. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Is “disapproving” a new euphemism for “pervvy”?

  4. The Other Kevin

    Not to worry, if there’s anyone who can deescalate the situation, it’s…. Not Joe Biden.

    • Fourscore

      Iranians are due for a serious scolding, maybe a letter in their permanent file.

      At least we won’t have to worry about inflation, the war will be a job creator, just as Joe has promised.

      And some people were laughing at the premise. Take that Donnie!

      • Shpip

        Added bonus: the US might be at war come November, and we all know that “you don’t change horses mid-stream.”

        Stick with the tried-and-true leadership of Commander Joe!

      • Gustave Lytton

        “Geriatric Joe is the code name for America’s dementia addled highly aided special needs president..”

  5. Shpip

    He said the offender’s motives were not clear, but he acted alone and that there was no continuing threat.

    It took a bit of searching before I could find a news article with a picture of the perp.

    Undoubtedly one of those Swedes, or maybe a Finn. Rowdy lot, those.

    I wonder why other news outlets haven’t run with the photo of the murderer?

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Is it one of those mysterious situation where the stabby fellow is shouting about a Hawaiian snackbar? Yeah who know what the motive is… its a complete enigma.

    • rhywun

      Rowdy lot, those.

      Rugby fans?

    • slumbrew

      He’s been named – Joel Cauchi.

      The interwebs say that’s a Maltese last name, so wrong kinda swarthy.

      Random nutter.

      • Chafed

        Any suggested motive?

      • slumbrew

        Crazy person is crazy.

        ‘Authorities said the attack was most likely “related to the mental health of the individual involved”.’

  6. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    Paging nw and/or Rockabilly gal. nw and/or Rockabilly gal to the white courtesy phone.

    A fellow Glib has asked me to provide you with their contact info or vice versa. Would love to see y’all on Zoom to give it to you, but whatever is easiest.

    The rest of you lot…I had to go to Walmart today because it’s all y’all’s fault I spilled my Kraken & Pepsi all over my mouse. Walmart. On a Saturday.

    https://us02web.zoom.us/j/87821224358?pwd=eW55MTRDbDNtQkh2aHd3M1Nmenlzdz09

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Seems like a campfire kind of night too

      • pan fried wylie

        Walmart. On a Saturday.

        Delivery, Baby.

        campfire kind of night

        If you get through the checkout at walmart before midnight. Or get it delivered^^

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        Well, I did have the benefit of running into a couple of former neighbors (although I actually had dinner with them just last night LOL)

      • Ted S.

        Well, I did have the benefit of running into a couple of former neighbors

        I always knew you were a lousy driver. :-p

      • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

        I’m an excellent driver. Drive slow on the driveway.

      • The Gunslinger

        I already lit the bonfire.

      • slumbrew
  7. Gustave Lytton

    Just drop the bombs between the minarets already.

    • slumbrew

      Sharif don’t like it

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        You gotta let that raga drop

  8. UnCivilServant

    I did my test drive for a time lapse road trip.

    Of three videos, I got – Zero actual time lapses.

    When you turn it on, it always defaults to standard video mode instead of your last mode. So I have several hours of 1:1 video of driving the backroads.

    When you do switch to time lapse mode, the default is “Time Warp” which automatically throttles up and down the timing ratio. So all of the driving which was the point of the video whipped by at lightning speed while the start and end ran at realtime.

    I have found where to tell it to just do a time lapse, but now I need a new test.

    On the plus side, the video image is fantastic.

    • Tres Cool

      On my way back from Cleveland I was bored. And I learned the Challenger has a 1/8 mile, 1/4 mile, 0-60, timer.
      Since Ive been driving the POS Envoy™ or the G-Wagen® (2000 Tracker) I have yet to try it out. But its back to the (216) early Monday….

      • Tres Cool

        Literature says I only need 4 seconds or so to get that thing to 60. Which isnt bad for its advertised gross weight of 5,300 lbs moving.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    Pandemic of frauds

    “Keith Berman, 70, of Westlake Village, California, pleaded guilty last December to securities fraud totaling around $28 million.
    The Justice Department said that from February through December 2020, Berman falsely claimed his Decision Diagnostics company had developed a 15-second test to detect COVID-19 in a finger prick sample of blood when, in reality, no such test existed.

    Berman defrauded investors to profit from the pandemic,” Nicole Argentieri, head of the Justice Department’s criminal division, said in a statement.

    Too bad everybody who lied to profit from the plague isn’t headed for the slammer.

    • pan fried wylie

      Pandemic of frauds

      The, uh, preferred nomenclature is “scamdemic”. The Chinaman Scamdemic, it really pulled the room together.

      • Tres Cool

        Rug pissers, Dude

    • westernsloper

      What the mother fucken fuck. Only that bullshit test gets flagged?

    • Chafed

      This sounds like Theranos all over again. Read the newspaper people!

  10. The Late P Brooks

    I have found where to tell it to just do a time lapse, but now I need a new test.

    Is there a way to specify “frames per second” or does it just have a single Speedy Gonzales mode.

    • UnCivilServant

      I did find where to set the image frequency, it’s hidden on the real time lapse mode rather than the default time warp garbage.

    • Fourscore

      I had a stick on windshield camera that recorded in real time, it swiveled so in the event of a traffic stop one could turn it to the window and record the transaction. I used on the trip to Canada, then used anything with moose/bear as add-ons to the fishing video Recorded the cockpit audio at the same time.

      The instructions said if a person was involved in an alleged at fault incident probably not to mention it to your insurance company . It was fun to play with, I discreetly recorded the immigration people on the Canadian side.

  11. rhywun

    devastating evidence against Trump and make a conviction much more certain

    Conviction for what? I’m not even sure what this one is about. Is this the hush money thing? Which isn’t illegal?

    • Ownbestenemy

      It was illegal when NY made it illegal for one man

    • RBS

      I guess I’ll add “devastating” to my list of words that no longer have meaning.

      • pan fried wylie

        “Devastating” is the “mansplaining” equivalent of software devs conveying their process to managers/coworkers.

        Example: “Don’t devastate HTTP requests to me, I understand network protocols just fine TYVM.”

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      And it’s as if this is going to move the needle on anything. Who is the population of otherwise undecides that are hinging their vote on if Trump paying of some hooker to keep her trap shut is some sort of campaign finance violation?

    • Ted S.

      Conviction for being Trump.

  12. The Late P Brooks

    I did find where to set the image frequency, it’s hidden on the real time lapse mode rather than the default time warp garbage.

    Good. you can play with it to find a speed you like.

  13. OBJ FRANKELSON

    Two situations (three if you include the PRC’s desigins on Taiwan and/or the Spratley’s that have a chance to escalate into global conflicts…. but hey no mean tweets.

    (I know there is a chance that any of this still pops off but, IMO, the odds go down when a recalcitrant orange dickhead is weilding the big stick.)

    • R C Dean

      “There’s no telling what Trump will do! We haven’t bribed him, so we should probably just keep our heads down.”

  14. Aloysious

    Spud, if you get caught oogling a young woman, just say that you were doing a safety inspection.

    Or blame OM.

    Or, even better, give her your best STEVE SMITH impersonation. It’ll be a hoot.

    • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

      Just give them an ocular pat down.

  15. slumbrew

    An actual photo of OMWC, WebDom and myself.

    I assume you’re the one not wearing pants.

    • Spudalicious

      That’s a given.

  16. Gustave Lytton

    Maybe Hope will return in a very special testimonifying episode of HnH next Wednesday…

    • Tres Cool

      Its on TUBI.
      There goes my night.

      • Tres Cool

        I dont think Ive had enough to drink. Started watching, appreciated the nostalgia, then had to walk out.
        /clicked off

      • R.J.

        Hey! Save that walkout for this Thursday.

  17. Sean

    My Firestick went tits up today. 😲

    Back up installed. Made it half way through Fallout episode 2 before my trapped out. 😞

    • UnCivilServant

      So both are dead?

      Is your TV killing them?

      • R.J.

        Definitely. Check the power plug you are using. If you have another 5V USB plug, use that. If you have been using your TV, be aware it may not be able to supply enough current so over time you get a fail. This Is The Way.

      • Sean

        My gf is feeling better 😋. The Fire stick will be retired.

  18. Spudalicious

    I think based on this evenings activities, we can confirm one thing. The ayatollahs read Glibertarians.com. As for the action, Iran was treading lightly.

  19. cavalier973

    Iran used to be our ally, I think. Iran and Israel used to have a good relationship.

    When 9/11 happened, while Palestinians were dancing for joy in the streets, the people of Iran were holding candlelight vigils.

    The US FedGov has ruined everything in the world. At least, it’s intelligence services have.

    • UnCivilServant

      Iran used to be our ally – under the Shah.

      Then the Ayatollahs took over and they’ve been chanting “Death to America” since. No Iranian Regime since 1979 has been friendly to us.

      As for the view of the average Iranian, I don’t have enough data.

      • Tres Cool

        With 1979 likely being 2 generations behind them, I doubt the average Iranian knows any different.

    • Sensei

      The U.S. severed relations with Iran in 1979 after the embassy raid and hostages.

      Prior to that the U.S. and CIA propped up the shah under the guise of stability.

      So citation needed for the vigil please.

      • Tres Cool

        Jimmy Carter, in spite of his bad record, I think had the balls to immediately kick out of the country all Iranian students, tourists, and business people on visas for w/e.
        And I think our bureau of immigration rounded most of them up and shipped them out.

      • Sensei

        Now we’d put them up in a hotel and give them a prepaid debit card.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Speaking of getting kicked out
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mohammad_Reza_Pahlavi#Decline_of_health

        Carter more than once to hang up his phone in rage in the Oval Office and shout “Fuck the Shah!”.[298]

        The State Department warned Carter not to admit the former Shah into the U.S., saying it was likely that the Iranian regime would seize the U.S. embassy in Tehran if that occurred.[300] Milani suggested there was a possible conflict of interest on the part of Rockefeller, noting that his Chase Manhattan Bank had given Iran a $500 million loan under questionable conditions in 1978 (several lawyers had refused to endorse the loan) which placed the money in an account with Chase Manhattan, that the new Islamic republic had been making “substantial withdrawals” from its account with Chase Manhattan, and that Rockefeller wanted Mohammad Reza in the US, knowing full well it was likely to cause the Iranians to storm the U.S. embassy, which in turn would cause the U.S. government to freeze Iranian financial assets in America—such as the Iranian account at Chase Manhattan.[300]

        Torrijos taunted him by telling him “it must be hard to fall off the Peacock Throne into Contadora” and called him a “chupon”, a Spanish term meaning an orange that has all the juice squeezed out of it, which is slang for someone who is finished.[309]
        Torrijos added to Mohammad Reza’s misery by making his chief bodyguard a militantly Marxist sociology professor who spent much time lecturing Mohammad Reza on how he deserved his fate because he had been a tool of the “American imperialism” that was ostensibly oppressing the Third World, and charged Mohammad Reza a monthly rent of US$21,000, making him pay for all his food and the wages of the 200 National Guardsmen assigned as his bodyguards.

    • Tres Cool

      Keep in mind that George Soros and Klaus Schwab (and their handlers) have been behind things for a long time. They’re playing the long game.

      /applies layered copper to tin-foil hat

  20. The Hyperbole

    Awesome

    I know that many of you paranoid weirdoes wont click through to Twitter – It’s some bloodied MMA fighter ranting after his victory- “If you care about your fucking country, read Ludwig von Mises and the six lessons of the Austrian economic school, motherfuckers.”

    • Tres Cool

      He’s channeling Roddy Piper.

    • slumbrew

      *fans self*

      • Chafed

        -orders every available UFC pay per view*

    • KK, Plump & Unfiltered

      Some things give me hope sometimes

    • Gustave Lytton

      Note the large Japanese tire company sponsorship just off his face.

  21. JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

    Alice’s Restaurant has to be one of the worst songs ever.

    • The Hyperbole

      It’s not so much a song as shaggy dog story set to crappy folk acoustic guitar. There are many worse songs, see the entire catalog of The Grateful Dead, Jimmy Buffet, Bob Marley, and The Beach Boys (Natch)

      • creech

        No love for the Beach Boys? The long time president of their fan club was (still is?) a libertarian activist, Alice Lillie.

    • Gender Traitor

      Oh, there are many songs that are much worse. And you do realize you’ve just lit the Ted’S. signal, right?

      “Alice’s Restaurant” as a song is really just a framing device of sorts for the story.

      • cyto

        And they all moved away from him on the group W bench…..

  22. Gustave Lytton

    I’ve temporarily suspended my bottom shelf liquor bottles for one a row or three up. Old Forester single barrel is grand. Especially with ice or water.

  23. Q Continuum

    Gun Glibz:

    I’ve got the itch for a good old fashioned wood stock bolt action. I wanna get a high velocity varminter mostly cause I just like shooting high velocity stuff and it’s good for prairie dogs. I really want a 220 Swift but they are harder to find than a nun on OnlyFans (as in, probably not impossible but really difficult). The 22-250 is the obvious alternative, but for some reason I can’t get excited about it.

    Thoughts?

  24. groat scotum

    RELEARNING EVERY TIME I WATCH Jurassic Park

    it’s LAURA DERN

    NOT HELEN HUNT

    • groat scotum

      LAURA DURN WAS WRAPPED IN PLASTIC not JURRASIC PARK

      Wait that doesn’t help at all

      • groat scotum

        Wayne Night squeals outrageously, not some dinosaur

      • groat scotum

        Dr. Grant… Dr. Sattler… Welcome, to Jurrasic Park,

    • groat scotum

      I just noticed the idiot lawyer is dressed in shorts.

      • groat scotum

        WHO WANTS CHILIEN SEA BASS

  25. pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    I fondled several chicken butts today.

    I might be a pervert.

    Several of my new hens had developed the dreaded “pasty butt”, their cloaca had been so covered in poop that they had a hard time delivering eggs. The solution was to soak them in warm water, fondle their bottoms, and then dry them in a towel.

    I will check results tomorrow.

    • R.J.

      Results: Pistoffnick develops Salmonella.

    • Brochettaward

      I don’t need to hear these things.

      • Sean

        What he said.

    • Brochettaward

      Those are real people who are very good at doing what they’re told. So head activist told them all what to chant, and they did so without much thought otherwise.

    • Gustave Lytton

      A short looped video without any context., other than the text?

      • cyto

        “I was in the room with far-left organizers when news broke that Iran had launched drones and missiles heading towards Israel. This is what I saw.”

        https://twitter.com/Olivia_Reingold/status/17792851673k13400246?s=19

        This was their immediate reaction to the news of a large scale attack on Israel by Iran, coordinated across several proxy groups and from Iran proper. This is an eyewitness account.

        Plus, respirator chick.

      • Zwak says the real is not governable, but self-governing.

        “Dear Penthouse, I was in the room with far-left organizers…”

      • R.J.

        Yout link. It is broken.

      • R.J.

        Your. Arg.

      • cyto

        Odd. Works for me

        Olivia Reingold is the writer.

      • R.J.

        I am getting the old “page does not exist” error. Regardless of browser. Maybe because I am not a member?

      • Brochettaward

        I don’t have any reason to doubt this. It’d be a rather strange thing to fake. You’d have to quickly gather a group of people together, plaster them in left wing slogans and they’d have to look like every trope of left wing activist you can think of, and then have them chant this?

        The odds are higher it’s the real deal. This isn’t confirmation bias. Just an objective reading of the situation.

      • cyto

        I was more remarking on all of reality, I think. Every day, it gets more implausible.

      • Brochettaward

        With the death of OJ, it’s a time to remind people that not only were a large chunk of black folks hoping he’d get off, they celebrated when that verdict was announced;

        Hands off Iran is relatively tame. They could have just cheered and called for death to the Jews.

      • cyto

        The OJ trial was perhaps the greatest educational moment of my life. Until I watched my friends completely believe the unbelievable, and then switch belief just a few months later, I never understood Nazis or Jim Crow era juries or any such group beliefs that seemed impossible.

        Until that moment, I assumed that racist juries knew full well what they were doing, and there was just a wink and a nod.

        But the OJ trial showed me that people will believe absolutely anything they have to believe. Tribal instincts are extremely strong, and it seems that survival demands that we believe what our tribe needs us to believe, without any question…. absolutely.

        Suddenly things made a lot more sense, even as they became more complicated. We are not the rational beings I had always believed us to be.

      • Q Continuum

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Peima-Uw7w

        TL;DW – People really aren’t smart. Intelligence just means people are better at rationalizing, not reasoning.

        It’s just a more thoughtful summary of my usual “humans are trash” refrain because, well, humans are trash.

    • Chafed

      It’s real

  26. groat scotum

    Something I never noticed: the look of horror on Sam Neill’s face when the children are introduced

  27. groat scotum

    Oh jeez I just got it

    • cyto

      I wonder how much we spent knocking drones and missiles down last night.

    • Chafed

      Pretty fucking cool

  28. groat scotum

    The Jurassic Park kids went nowhere

    • groat scotum

      Chick got sneezed on by a brachiosaurus. Where is she now? NOWHERE.

      • groat scotum

        I forgot about the lysine contingency! They actually included it. Alright, well, God Bless Samuel L. Jackson.

  29. slumbrew

    Randomly ended on this earlier today:

    https://youtu.be/CFG5dk1GyRo

    Mastery of the equipment aside, im just wildly impressed by the musical ability.

    He makes it look easy to create a jam using a goofy sample

  30. groat scotum

    “We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back” God I love this woman!

    • groat scotum

      Tim being jettisoned off the fence is super upsetting.

      • groat scotum

        the jello scene is genius tho

    • Chafed

      That’s a shame. I liked him.

  31. Aloysious

    So I’m seeing on the X that the question is being asked something like Israel or Iran, where do you stand?

    I’m pretty sure it doesn’t matter where anyone stands, we’ll end up paying for both sides with our tax dollars.

    If we aren’t already.

    • Brochettaward

      We freed up quite a bit of money for Iran for no good reason. It just happened to precede the attack on Israel. The press didn’t see fit to ask any questions about that.

      • Brochettaward

        And, oh yea, there was the billions paid to get our hostages back.

        Then there’s the direct aid we provide to Hamas. Purely humanitarian, of course, just like that money we sent to Iran for the hostages. Money isn’t at all fungible or anything.

      • Ted S.

        And yet so many in Israel want to pay that price.

        Somehow I don’t think it will be acceptable to blame them after the *next* round of hostage taking.

  32. Brochettaward

    Screw you guys, I’m going home.

    • Fourscore

      We missed a great party apparently, everyone is still sleeping in

  33. Fourscore

    Mornin’ Sean,

    Good thing we have winter ’cause it makes spring that much more welcome.

    • Sean


    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, 4(20) and Sean! It’s sunny and 57 degrees F here in SW OH. Not quite there yet, but I’m starting to think about opening up Tranquility Base for the season! 😃🌞☕

    • Ted S.

      See, I misread the link as a 1-year-old stabbing a different infant.