The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 13 & Ep 14

by | Apr 3, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 65 comments

This is another one with weird audio because I recorded it at the radio station while trying to be quiet in a production studio. It has one of my favorite Hair lines, “Shut up Donald, stand up for yourself.”

We’re getting closer to my favorite episode, A La Carte, episode 15 when Trump and Kim Jung Un meet.

It’s a Buy One Get One Free deal today at the Trump Company Store, so you also get the end of the shutdown with ep 14, Acquiescence. Of course Trump re-opened the government without getting his border wall, because the Democrats agreed that the wall could come later. That played out great, but Trump got his ‘Deal’.

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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

65 Comments

  1. Lackadaisical

    These aged well. One more reason to miss the Trump presidency.

    • CPRM

      Well, the cartoon has continued, if you hadn’t noticed.

    • R.J.

      Nice episodes, CPRM!
      I remember the one with Biden just smiling and farting, for 30 seconds. Prophetic.

    • kinnath

      There, I watched both of them.

    • R.J.

      I watched it. The count didn’t go up. It’s a conspiracy.

    • Don escaped Texas

      Social Contract

      I’ve known 244 to show over the years (includes heretics of the pro-pineapple sort)

      • Sean

        Swingers?

    • cyto

      How can there only be 100 marginally sane people in this world??

      • UnCivilServant

        They don’t come ’round these parts?

    • Chafed

      I gave at the office!

  2. Timeloose

    Great line Hair.
    “We don’t know where he lives, but the NSA does.”

    • dbleagle

      I caught that line as well. Prophecy, except for Hunter.

  3. Tres Cool

    I do like USA Hat. Reminds me of Beaky Buzzard.

  4. Evan from Evansville

    *Standing ovation*

    “Very quickly, or as soon as possible…” I gotta add that to my repertoire of “Inconclusive, though Thoughty responses.”

  5. Fourscore

    Another good show, CPRM

    Out of curiosity, where are the hats made?

    At first I didn’t remember the guy with the mustache, finally it dawned on me. That seems like 100 years ago.

    Thanks

    • CPRM

      I have no idea where the official hats are made. When I got a copyright claim on the merch on a site I changed the versions of the Hat on that merch said ‘Make Murica Grate’ and said ‘Hecho en Venezueala por Los Chinos’

      • R.J.

        They are handmade in Glib Gulch by the finest orphans money can buy.

      • creech

        Who “buys” their orphans?

      • Not Adahn

        It’s worth the premium to shop at Jesse’s Orphanarium. No fungal infections, and they don’t drop dead suddenly when the PEDs wear off.

  6. The Other Kevin

    CPRM, if you ever want to introduce Flushy the Presidential Shitter I’m up for doing the voice.

    • R.J.

      I do a great Fat Albert impression if you ever want to add Chris Christie…

    • CPRM

      Flush Master 10,000, don’t dead name they!

      • R.J.

        Bravo!
        *Golf clap

  7. cyto

    Let’s play a game. Which is crazier

    https://twitter.com/ChayaRaichik10/status/1775677454415180200?s=19

    Man in prison cuts off his nuts. Federal DOJ sues under ADA for him to be put in women’s prison.

    Or…….

    https://twitter.com/babybeginner/status/1775344413839069262?s=19

    Feds proposing new rule making under title IX that would make it a violation of title IX to deny students participation in team sports according to their gender identity.

    Tough choice. Lots of up is down contradictions in both. To even begin to understand these two positions, you need a PhD in doublethink

    • rhywun

      All you need to know is that men are superior women.

      • Mojeaux

        That is the premise of this entire idiocy, yes.

  8. Brochettaward

    There’s a new group rating the toxicity of online gaming communities

    What the world needs is a Firstness rating.

    • Brochettaward

      Of course, the long term goal of a toxicity rating for a community is to get game makers to crack down on behavior.

      But we have nothing to measure how many and how frequently Firsters First. I’ve been carrying the weight for this community and then some, as The Three Eyed Firster formerly known as The First OF All Firsters.

    • slumbrew

      A big king dick is always useful.

      • Gustave Lytton

        I actually have a set of King Dick spanners.

      • Chafed

        I’ve got a King Dick… no I don’t.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      That protecting democracy shit is such a canard. Any time someone brings that up my hackles raise.

  9. UnCivilServant

    It’s funny, I tell myself that my goal is to prove the pluggable MSP concept works, but I’m getting annoyed at bugs in my test code that don’t actually say “this doesn’t work.”

    I have a program that’s supposed to toggle an LED with the press of a button, but I’m getting annoyed that it only ever turns on the LED and subsequent button presses don’t turn it off. My irritation is ignoring the fact that A: I’ve managed to load the program onto the chip on my little circuit board, and B: the input works at least once. So the hardware is working the way I expect it to.

    Also, as I write this, the LED finally turned off. Something must be delaying the interrupts.

      • UnCivilServant

        I couldn’t find a decent rock, so here’s a pice of quartz.

      • Sean

        I’m no mineralologist, but I’m pretty sure that’s a diamond.

      • UnCivilServant

        How am I supposed to keep time with that?!

      • Not Adahn

        T = 2pi(L/g)^(1/2)

    • CPRM

      With that commie in the back of the car now I want the Challenger to get caught.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Sean, U, CPRM, and Stinky!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, TO’G! Thanks for the link! πŸ˜ƒ ::notes publication date:: πŸ€” Hmmm…

      • Gender Traitor

        How’s it going?

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m not sure. I’ve been up since 1130ish pm after having slept from ~4/5 til then, and I got some indications that my pluggable MSP430FR2355 design is working as intended, but am still out of sorts since it didn’t really do want I was aiming for and I don’t know where the error lies.

      • Gender Traitor

        πŸ’‘πŸ˜£

      • UnCivilServant

        Sorry I gave you a headache.

    • Gender Traitor

      They won’t work if a bunny chews through the wires.

    • Gender Traitor

      Please remind me to seek medical care only from old doctors.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        While I am inclined to agree, I see at least one hitch.

      • Gender Traitor

        You might outlive them?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        That, of course, but also that younger doctors tend to keep up better with new tech. I knew an old GP, smart and amiable, but sometimes old-fashioned. “Nah, Xarelto* is unnecessary. Just take warfarin. (But what about the blood-testing requirement? I asked.) There are mobile blood-testing services for that — they can come to your office!”

        *I was not the cardiac patient in question

  10. juris imprudent

    What are you all doing awake before the sun even rises?

    • Not Adahn

      Wut? The sun is up and illuminating the snow that’s falling.

    • R.J.

      Work has begun. Long day. But I am taking Monday and Tuesday off.

    • Donny Three-Fingers

      Being awake. Wife heads to her lab for the new molecules in a bit. Both caught a nasty upper respiratory bug, and the back yard landscaping finishes today (I have to make 2 picket panels after they finish the gate). About to drive the new Jeep Gladiator to the store because reasons.