Thursday Morning Links

by | Apr 25, 2024 | Daily Links | 224 comments

The NFL draft starts tonight. The Astros lost again (surprise!). And Liverpool completely shit the bed against their bitter rivals from across Stanley Park and now their chance at winning the league is pretty much over.  And that’s it for sports.

This will be very interesting. So when they give someone a cash refund, will they just tell that person to find another way to their destination? Will those fliers have to re-book and possibly pay more?  Somehow I don’t think this will go as smoothly as the proponents think to will. Not to mention there’s no way this could possibly be constitutional. This is legislating by fiat.

More! More! More! You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. Seriously, though, I’m finally glad to start seeing trespassers and those who are deliberately preventing the free movement of others being taken to task.  Too bad that never happened during the Summer Of Floyd.

“Go fuck yourself, San Diego.” Unfortunately, this might be the least bad thing this mush-brained turd did yesterday.

We finally get to see what was on the other side of the camera in that Alec Baldwin confrontation from a couple days ago. And it ain’t pretty.

The timing here is just amazing. But I’m sure it took a full three years to look into it and this isn’t political at all.

When you’ve lost Newsweek… But they don’t really care. They’re going to the mat because they know the politics of the people in this area and know the evidence doesn’t really matter.

“Hey, that’s public property. You can’t go there!” Petty tyrants.

I can explain it in one word: retarded. Those things are dangerous as shit and I’ve seen more than one set of them trash an adjacent car’s doors.

Such a great intro. And the rest of the song ain’t too shabby either. This one ain’t too shabby either. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, dear friends.

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224 Comments

  1. SDF-7

    This is legislating by fiat.

    “Do what you do best!” — White House staff

    Morning, Sloopy — Morning, all.

    • juris imprudent

      It’s kind of chicken and egg, but given that Congress can’t even fund the govt on a normal basis you can see why the power shifts to the Executive. That and an awful lot of just plain old Americans won’t mind that lack of legitimacy – it does something they want.

      • SDF-7

        True enough — that Congress is dysfunctional in the first place opens the door… that they don’t defund the Executive every time they overstep turns it into a portal with party hats and balloons.

      • Ownbestenemy

        “Why work and be accountable when you can just delegate all your authority away” is one effective grift if you can find it.

  2. Not Adahn

    But I’m sure it took a full three years to look into it and this isn’t political at all.

    NPR’s spin was “don’t blame her, she got into office too late to get her charges filed as soon as NY and GA.”

    • Ownbestenemy

      Still not seeing the crime here but hey, WTF do I know. Each party assigns electors, each State’s SOS receives those and certifies according to law. Who gives a damn if the opposition party sent up their electoral votes to be certified, the SOSs didn’t accept them or acknowledge them.

      • bacon-magic

        The crime is the color of the skin: orange.

  3. SDF-7

    But I’m sure it took a full three years to look into it and this isn’t political at all.

    Granted it isn’t something I’ve studied tremendously — but I thought having an alternate slate of electors for a candidate, especially when the election is contested / close / in recounts was kind of a “Duh” thing throughout the country’s history. Spinning it as “election fraud” always seemed like one of the weakest, obviously banana-repulican-persecute-thine-enemies things of the last 4 years.

    Not that it apparently matters to the tame judges, voters or supporters who are just happy dandy to tear down any and all obstructions to the Uniparty so they can have their nice totalitarian regime they always dreamed of. Finallly the Rule of Laws will be dispensed with! The New Soviet Decolonized Mxn wil lead all but the former beneficiaries of the Patriarchy to a glorious Future — which is Female, but only if you think you’re Female at the moment or something….

    Lunacy.

    • sloopyinca

      I’m still trying to determine who was defrauded (since the people being charged never voted), and what damages they suffered. Because I thought that’s how fraud laws worked.

      • Nephilium

        Fraud is just a thing we all agree is fraud, and defrauding someone through fraud is bad, and should be punished!

        /looks up at NY

      • juris imprudent

        Because I thought that’s how fraud laws worked.

        They did indeed, but that was before our Orange revolution.

  4. SDF-7

    I can explain it in one word: retarded.

    Looks like they’re getting ready for a Mad Max style Carmageddon match….

  5. Evan from Evansville

    Yeah, you now who beat the ‘Stros twice in a row? Yes, your Chicago Cubs. Despite losing our legit ace in the first inning on opening day for a month, and a slew of other injuries, we’re still 15-9. We also swept the championship-favorite Dodgers. No humdinger, dat. We’re shockingly underrated, methinks. This bodes well for me.

    Today, future HoFer Justin Verlander goes against us at Wrigley. I expect a worthwhile game as we go for the sweep.

  6. rhywun

    “Go fuck yourself, Arizona.”

    So fucking tedious.

    • Drake

      Arizona seems.to have suffered a hostile takeover or coup. Starting to wonder if there is a peaceful way to restore proper government there.

      • prolefeed

        It’s tipped from Republican to Democrat statewide, and now the new owners of the state government are acting as one might expect from ruthless people who crave power at any cost.

      • WTF

        This sort of thing is what the second amendment was intended to address. Which is why the government has worked so hard to neuter it.

      • R C Dean

        Yup. The idiot Repubs running the state and the party before the last election were anti-Trumpists, to the point where they refused to do any kind of election reform because that might make them look Trump-adjacent. Now they have lost all statewide offices, are blocked from actually getting any election reform done and thus, retaking any statewide offices (barring, I suppose, some extraordinary circumstances). Maricopa County (Phoenix), long a source of election fraud, is now in control of statewide offices.

  7. juris imprudent

    And it ain’t pretty.

    Oh fuck, my eyes!

    • sloopyinca

      That’s what you get for not trusting me!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Ya WTF is that? I don’t even think SF could conjure such a creation

    • R.J.

      Crackhead Barney has to be a performance artist.

      • Nephilium

        I’ll cut you.
        You’ll cut me…

      • Evan from Evansville

        That much is at least admitted.

      • Tonio

        I think CB deserves a slot on “The View.”

      • R.J.

        Agreed.

      • bacon-magic

        I thought she was already.

  8. Ownbestenemy

    I’ve hiked that staircase. What is so controversial about it? Article didn’t really say.

    • sloopyinca

      They closed it. They’re tearing it down. So the hoi polloi aren’t welcome on the public property anymore.

      • Ownbestenemy

        Huh, went on to actually find out why its ‘controversial’. Been closed for decades, so technically when I climbed it, I was trespassing but so were thousands of other tourist back in the 90s.

      • prolefeed

        To be fair, I think they’re tearing it down because it’s in poor repair, and the government doesn’t want to get sued when someone injures themselves.

      • R C Dean

        Put up a sign: “This is dangerous. You’ve been warned. If you injure yourself, you’re on your own.”

        And then, when some fuckhead gets hurt, leave them there. Choices have consequences.

      • The Last American Hero

        Arrest them and give them 3 days in jail. People deserve the government they voted for.

  9. juris imprudent

    It was Astrid I bet.

    An incident involving a physical attack by a female Secret Service agent tasked with protecting Vice President Kamala Harris is raising questions about whether the agency had thoroughly vetted her during her hiring and whether an ongoing push to increase the numbers of women in the service and boost overall workforce staff played a role in her selection.

    • WTF

      When you select for anything other than competence, competence suffers.

      • rhywun

        This. But nobody seems to give a shit – oh well.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Yeah, but it isn’t fair that everyone can’t be a Secret Service agent. Using competence as a metric for hiring is just mean.

      • WTF

        Using competence as a metric for hiring is just mean racist.

        FTFY

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Live by the DIE, die by the DIE.

      • Nephilium

        So you’re saying we should roll for initiative?

      • OBJ FRANKELSON

        *smirks from behind DM screen*

      • Pope Jimbo

        I remember it being said at the time that Richard Conry the pilot of the plane that crashed and killed Paul Wellstone was an affirmative action hire. But I couldn’t find any pic of him, so I am not 100% sure. I did find this article about a lot of issues surrounding him though. Those facts and the lack of a pic sure make me think there is some fire in all that smoke.

        Conry, 55, was popular at his workplace, Aviation Charter Inc. But NTSB investigators found that other pilots questioned his flying skills. One pilot described him as “too timid to be a captain,” and others reported that he often let his copilots do the flying.

        Conry had previous troubles, with a 1990 federal conviction for wire fraud. At one stage in his career, he kept two sets of logbooks for his flying hours, with different totals, investigators said.

        Two days before the accident, Conry had “smoothly” passed a periodic evaluation under a senior pilot. But in the three-day period before the crash, he had reportedly committed several errors in the cockpit.

        On an Oct. 22 flight with Wellstone, Conry flipped the wrong switch while assisting with a takeoff climb, according to documents. The airplane suddenly pitched down, throwing Conry into confusion. The copilot, who was flying, quickly figured out the problem and corrected it.

        Later that day, Conry reportedly kept using the wrong identification code in radio communications with air-traffic controllers. The copilot told Conry “he should think about retiring.”

        Copilot Guess, 30, was described in NTSB reports as “organized, motivated, eager to learn” but also “unassertive.” Several pilots who had flown with him “expressed concerns about Guess’s flying skills, especially his ability to land the airplane without assistance,” according to the NTSB.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I take it back. I missed that pic.

      • DrOtto

        Q: What’s worse than a gallstone?
        A: A Wellstone.

    • R.J.

      I am hoping it was Crackhead Barney.

    • Pine_Tree

      Note how they’ve quickly labelled it as “medical” so they can say that they’re not supposed to provide any details. “They’re lying. We know they’re lying. They know we know they’re lying, etc.”

      • Not Adahn

        PMS is medical.

      • WTF

        So is transgenderism.

    • DrOtto

      I would chalk it up to you can only push a person so far before they push back.

    • The Last American Hero

      Nonsense. I saw the sweet martial arts skills of female secret service agents on a documentary called the West Wing. Fucking ninjas, they are.

    • sloopyinca

      Adorable. Animals can be so cute when they fixate on attention.

      Thank you for this!

    • Fourscore

      Reminds me of an old girl friend. Thanks but no thanks, Jimbo

      • Pope Jimbo

        I didn’t have you pegged as an assman

      • Not Adahn

        Ow!

      • Nephilium

        Careful. You two don’t want Swiss to give you the stink eye.

    • mindyourbusiness

      Is that beastie a Pryzwalski’s Horse? Looks like one.

  10. WTF

    Not to mention there’s n o way this could possibly be constitutional.

    That has ceased to matter some time ago.

    • sloopyinca

      The current court needs to pick up the pace on gutting Chevron. When is that ruling due again?

  11. rhywun

    Petty tyrants.

    Ugh. I went to a waterfall lookout a couple days ago and the city had built an extra fence 8 feet or so from the stone wall that was always there on the edge of the cliff. Result: can’t see shit.

    No fun for you. Petty indeed.

    • Nephilium

      That reminds me, the new overlook for one of the waterfalls should be done now, I may have to head out this weekend and see what it looks like now. It was under construction all of last summer.

  12. Drake

    A couple of weeks ago my sister and her kids were going on vacation and had a Thursday night flight cancelled because of weather. Spirit’s next flight to Charleston was the following Monday. She ended up renting a car and driving from Rhode Island. They should have started counting out cash for that bullshit.

    • sloopyinca

      Did they ask Spirit to put them on another airline’s plane? Any time I’ve had a flight cancelled, that was the first thing that happened for the customers that didn’t want a flight credit and free hotel room until the next plane of that carrier could accommodate them.

      • Drake

        Don’t know. My sister can get pretty riled up, so I assume she was asking for alternatives to missing half their vacation.

  13. Pine_Tree

    Teleprompter thing: forget puddin’head for a second and consider his staff. Are they actually stupid/incompetent enough to keep putting things in teleprompter text knowing he does this crap, or are they delusional, or do they hate him and do it for the lulz knowing it won’t matter to whoever’s actually in charge? (not that all of these are mutually exclusive)

    • Vida Hobo

      I think it’s more just the Bob Ueker thing from Major League. They know no one is actually paying attention to Joe. Their base is going to vote just because OMB. They’re just not bothering to hide the crazy anymore.

    • OBJ FRANKELSON

      Might be some career functionary that used to doingthis for a non-vegetable POTUSes (poti?). Well, since 1987 at least.

      • Nephilium

        Look, the guideline says we need to include the stage directions!

  14. Pope Jimbo

    More rubes getting rolled by the pros

    Board treasurer Matt Audette had vowed to vote down the district’s 2024-25 budget. In a Facebook post from April 12, he said he and members Zach Arco and Linda Hoekman could not “in good conscience” vote in favor of a budget that funded culturally responsive teaching, social-emotional learning, restorative justice practices and equity initiatives.

    But after meeting more than five hours, McIntyre said board members in the state’s largest school district agreed to “decouple” the budget process from the process of evaluating the policies Audette objected to. Instead they will funnel questions about curriculum, programming and policies through committees dedicated to evaluating them.

    One of the rowdies who was elected by pissed off parents to make the schools stop being stupid, gives up his one lever. You can bet that he followup meetings will either never happen or will be a kangaroo court that rubber stamps all the DEI bullshit.

    • juris imprudent

      Accountability? To some elected types – worst of all some that got votes from people we don’t like?

    • rhywun

      +1 struggle session

    • R C Dean

      So they are still going to fund wokism, but set up committees to discuss the wokism they are funded? And these nitwits fell for that?

      Do better, America.

  15. Not Adahn

    Want to protest on the McClosky’s front lawn? Freedom of Speech!
    Want to Protest on Kavanaugh’s? Freedom of Speech?
    Thomas’? Freedom of Speech!
    Carlson? What part of Freedom of Speech do you not understand?

    Want to protest near the home of Senate Majority Leader Chuckie (Moobs) Schumer? ARREST THE INSURRECTIONISTS!

    • rhywun

      (((Protesting))) against your political allies in favor of prolonging a war that’s intended to genocide your co-tribesmen is the most current-year thing ever.

      • Not Adahn

        “Self-gassing Jew” has been a thing for as long as I can remember.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Schumer’s a bitch.

  16. Derpetologist

    Spot the Not: Jill Biden

    1. Si se pwah-dway

    2. The Republicans do not have feeling for people who are in bad shape.

    3. The White House is a serious place, with serious people, doing serious work.

    4. The needs of the student population are often undeserved [sic]

    5. I think I am a tough grader, because I feel like it’s my job to teach them to write well.

    6. Stress, anxiety, and depression set in when the student succumbs to feeling overwhelmed. The first sacrifice has to be school; hence, student retention rates skyrocket if there are no safeguards in place to help students cope with all they are trying to handle.

    • WTF

      I’m gonna go with #5.

    • juris imprudent

      Not that I really care, but #5 I suppose. She never actually taught did she?

      • Derpetologist

        ***
        She began her career as a substitute teacher for the Wilmington public school system, then taught high school English full-time for a year at St. Mark’s High School in Wilmington.
        ***

        She claims to have graded papers on Air Force Two.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’d love to see her mark up on anything Joe wrote. Just grading Joe’s citations and footnotes would run a red pen out of ink.

    • Derpetologist

      As I have an errand, I must reveal the answer a bit early. 2 is the Not. Joy Behar said that.

      Let it be known that one does not need dementia in order to say stupid things. Also, some PhDs require more intelligence than others.

  17. Not Adahn

    Our DEI department has hired someone to come speak to us silly, insufficiently woke and non-productive rubes:

    About the speaker: Dona, an advocate for personal and professional growth through experimentation, leads as Chief Troublemaker at Microsoft’s AI and Copilot Extensibility Program, driving 100 experiments to democratize AI for global users. Previously, she led the #WindowsInsiders program at Microsoft. A keynote speaker, author, and entrepreneur, Dona defies convention with ventures like Prima Dona Studios and a wine bar, while pursuing sommelier certification. Recognized by Fast Company and Cosmopolitan, she thrives on unconventional paths. Eager to connect with audiences worldwide, Dona embodies the belief that embracing diversity and constant evolution leads to empowerment and success.
    This external speaker series is brought to you by the Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, & Belonging (DEIB) team

    So far, it’s just wasting money. Hopefully it stays that way.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, & Belonging (DEIB) team

      So they are just going to continue adding letters again?

      • Nephilium

        Just wait until it gets to DIE QUILTBAG DIE!

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        FASTER, FASTER! KILL, KILL!

      • kinnath

        You get a letter, and you get a letter, . . . . .

      • JaimeRoberto (carnitas/spicy salsa)

        In an earlier thread I proposed adding an L for Loving so we can make the acronym DEBIL.

    • R.J.

      It does not. The struggle sessions will happen soon.

    • WTF

      Well there’s a load of meaningless bullshit.

      • Not Adahn

        She has been recognized by Cosmopolitan! Have yoooo been recognized by any major ladies’ magazines? Didn’t think so.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      It never just stays that way.

      • Not Adahn

        We’ve only been all-in on DEI for a few years, but so far it’s strictly been wasted money and window dressing. We are honestly too actually diverse to try and set up the typical grievance hierarchy. I don’t see the Indonesians, Turks, Arabs and Pakistanis settling for lower slots on the “Muslim” ladder. And of course, I don’t see the Chinese willing to be ranked lower than Muslims. It “helps” that our African American workforce is about the same size as our actual African one.

    • UnCivilServant

      “These meetings make me feel excluded and like I don’t belong. The office of Inclusion and Belonging should stop forcing me to attend”

      • Not Adahn

        They are not mandatory.

    • Fatty Bolger

      Diversity, Equity, Inclusion, & Belonging (DEIB)

      Didn’t Earn It Bitch

      • Timeloose

        Shit my brain is malfunctioning this morning. Australia and NZ are two different places. I’ll need to turn it back on and off again.

      • R C Dean

        “I’ll need to turn it back on and off again.”

        Perfect.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        I would go see Afghan Wigs, Church would be OK, but I love the Wigs middle period, they really stepped up the Soul connection:
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffHhrfDyisY

      • Timeloose

        That is a great song. I’m a Wigs fan as well, but I’ve seen them serval times before. I’ve never seen the Church.

        The newer Wigs stuff is great as well.

        Light as a Feather.
        https://youtu.be/n-66_afmbOc

    • Sean

      🙂

      • Not Adahn

        I think “Sit With the Guru” is a sillier song, but not as much of an earworm.

  18. R C Dean

    “Police said none of the protesters in custody have reported any injuries”

    Well, that’s too bad.

    It continues to just absolutely baffle that college students are protesting in favor of rape, murder, torture, kidnapping and the genocide of Jews.

    • Drake

      Gavin McInnis went down to a protest yesterday to have some fun with them. Said they were literally too stupid to mock or parody. Most had no idea what they were protesting or why.

  19. Pope Jimbo

    Sure air quality improved, but CLIMATE CHANGE WILL KILL YOU!

    The American Lung Association released its 25th annual State of the Air report Wednesday and it shows air quality in the Twin Cities metro area improved slightly between 2020 and 2022.

    The lung association’s report looks at fine particulate matter and ozone levels which, in higher amounts, can have adverse health effects — especially on people of color and those with underlying health conditions.

    Pat McKone, director of advocacy for the American Lung Association in Minnesota, told MPR News climate change is making air pollution more common and harder to clean up.

    “We all have to take that into consideration, both in our behaviors and then what we’re telling our decision-makers of the importance of this matter,” she said.

    Positive change, McKone said, will require better choices from individuals, stricter federal regulation of major polluters — like coal and gas-fired power plants — and for states to set clean energy standards.

    Yes, air quality is better, but let’s not lose focus on the boogyman!

  20. Fatty Bolger

    My wife was reading about the Trump hush money case yesterday. She didn’t know a lot about it, but she said that if your lead witness is the CEO of the National Enquirer, you must have a pretty weak case.

    • SDF-7

      At least it was the Enquirer and not the Midnight Star. (The Incredible Frog Boy is on the loose again!)

  21. Sensei

    What’s the Glib position on employment contracts? The extreme version would be it’s a contract that is freely entered by the parties. But the reality particular in some industries and positions is that it is more like a broadly written contract of adhesion.

    Business Groups Race to Block FTC’s Ban on Noncompete Agreements
    https://www.wsj.com/politics/policy/big-business-groups-sue-to-block-ftcs-ban-on-noncompete-agreements-1bc8bcbb?st=n6cdmi43pja8nlk&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • Not Adahn

      Those workers most “unfairly” affected by them will soon be replaced by robots, so the “harm” is self-limiting.

    • Fatty Bolger

      I don’t like them, and I think they should be unenforceable in court. The right to work or start a business is a fundamental one.

      • SDF-7

        I’m fine with contracts that define IP owned by the original firm and penalties if the employee uses said IP. (Similar to a NDA, really).

        Flat out “You can’t go work for anyone else” and collusion in the industry to effectively block out people I’m not cool with.

        If we’re talking contracts of collusion that should be unenforceable in court I’d rather start with software licenses and “Terms of Service” — especially ones they can arbitrarily change and your only recourse is to stop using what you paid for. The whole stupid model of “Moving the assembly code from long term storage into RAM or the processor registers is a copy and therefore we can use copyright laws to force behavior” is crap and has always been crap.

      • Fatty Bolger

        Absolutely. You can’t steal work product, I have no problem with that.

      • Not Adahn

        True, but the right to steal trade secrets or clients is not.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Trade secrets, no. Clients, yes.

        Trying to get more clients, no matter who they are or has provided for them in the past, is a fundamental aspect of business.

    • Timeloose

      Employment contracts are OK. I don’t like Non-Compete agreements unless there is some monetary or other compensation during it’s duration. Boiler plate NC clauses that would prevent you from making a living are BS.

      • Sensei

        That’s where I tend to fall as well.

      • DrOtto

        Yep

    • Nephilium

      I’m torn on it. In theory, I don’t mind the concept of a non-compete, but in practice most are overly broad (and generally unenforceable). Both current and previous jobs (both doing IT support/service/implementation) have had contracts that said a current customer could not offer a current employee a job (at times this was waived when it was an employee that the company I worked for wanted off the books, and the customer was interested in retaining their services in house). At least one had some terms that I couldn’t go to work for any client company that had contracted for services for some period of time IFF the company I worked for didn’t approve it (even after I had parted ways with them).

    • R C Dean

      There is a very broad range of non-competes out there. To be enforceable, you have to receive compensation for it (which is fig leaf). In many states, there are limits on time and place for the general sort of non-compete (you can’t work for our competitors). The kind of non-compete that says “you can’t use our proprietary info to compete with us” is, as a practical matter, unenforceable for problems of proof.

      Of course, if you think there should be no such thing as intellectual property, then its hard to see how you can say former employees shouldn’t be allowed to take any or all of your info to your competitors.

      No poaching agreements (customers can’t offer your employees a job) are not non-competes. Also very difficult to enforce, as well. But that’s an agreement between the customer and the company, and isn’t really a non-compete at all. Those come down to a buyout price, when they matter at all, anyway (which is paid by the customer who wants to hire the employee away). Few companies are willing to piss off a good customer over an employee, so they rarely matter, in my experience.

    • Not Adahn

      Non-competes? Bad!

      Mandatory union dues? Good!

      Union contracts preventing employees form accepting job at non-union shops in the future? Best!

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  23. robc

    For sloopy:

    YOU LOST THE LEAGUE AT GOODISON PARK.

    And on with the EPL relegation update. Crystal Palace moved to mathematically safe with their win yesterday. There are 6 teams left fighting for 3 safe positions. I am changing formats to how they can clinch either safety or relegation this weekend.

    First, this weekends games of note:
    Brentford @ Everton
    Luton Town @ Wolverhampton
    Sheffield United @ Newcastle United
    Burnley @ Manchester United
    Manchester City @ Nottingham Forest

    Two teams can clinch safety this weekend:

    Brentford is safe with:
    Brentford win
    or Brentford draw and (Luton Town draw/loss or Forest loss)
    or Brentford loss and Luton Town loss

    Everton is safe with:
    Everton win and Forest loss and Luton Town draw/loss

    Sheffield United is relegated with:
    Sheffield United loss
    or Sheffield United draw and (Forest draw/win or Luton Town win)
    or Sheffield United win and Forest win

    Nottingham Forest, Luton Town, and Burnley will be shuffling around for position, they cant lock up either direction yet.

    • Raven Nation

      *looks at watch, taps fingers*

      Realistically, two of Luton, Forest, & Burnley are getting relegated.

      I understand the math but Everton & Brentford are safe. Partly just on general principles but partly because Forest & Burnley play each other the last day of the season.

      • Raven Nation

        Ugh, first line should have been deleted.

      • robc

        I thought you were saying I was late in posting this. Not sure if you saw my response to you in the night thread, responding to your comment in the afternoon links thread.

      • robc

        Correct, its a 3 way battle for one safety spot. With 4 games to go, Everton & Brentford are going to get to safety and SU is doomed. But until it happens, you gotta be nervous. Its only 4 games, cratering 4 in a row can happen.

    • robc

      I made two mistakes above.

      First, the 3rd Brentford line should be:
      or Brentford loss and Luton Town loss and Burnley draw/loss.

      The Everton line should be:
      Everton win and (Forest loss or Luton Town draw/loss).

    • R.J.

      It’s 4D chess to get us involved?

    • Ownbestenemy

      Impossible!

    • Fatty Bolger

      Q: Does the DoD anticipate that Hamas will try to fire on them, on the operation (inaudible)?

      GEN. RYDER: Look, I mean, that’s certainly a risk, again, but if Hamas truly does care about the Palestinian people, then again, one would hope that this international mission to deliver aid to people who need it would be able to happen unhindered.

      Hope is not a plan, General. FFS.

      • Ownbestenemy

        but if Hamas truly does care about the Palestinian people

        When have they ever expressed this to lead the general to think such nonsense?

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        They care about babies…

        they need more human shields!

      • WTF

        Yeah, they care about the palestinian people so much they use them as human shields.

      • Pope Jimbo

        use them as human shields

        That is why we need to starve them a bit. Want to reduce the effectiveness of those human shields as much as possible.

  24. Not Adahn

    The GF and I have a date each week while her kid is in Hebrew School. I dropped her off at her temple. They have a dude buzzing people in there, but he’s (of course) unarmed.

    Pricey real estate, super-low seating capacity. Like not even twenty seats in the sanctuary.

    My sister said Hebrew was the easiest language she took in college (letters major). Granted that she probably means “easiest” to mean “effort-per-letter-grade” but why does the official Hebrew pedagogy suck so much when it comes to (((people))) successfully learning Hebrew?

    • Drake

      Sat next to a guy reading Hebrew on a flight once. Reading a completely different script backwards looked pretty difficult for anyone used to a European language.

      • Not Adahn

        Japanese doesn’t put space between their words, and can be read right-to left and/or down with each column being read right to left.

        And it’s really not that difficult. Hindi OTOH can go fuck itself.

      • Sensei

        can be read right-to left

        When read vertically. I’ve not seen otherwise, but don’t claim it isn’t the case in some rare or historical usage.

        The lack of spacing only works when you use kanji or Chinese characters. AwallofhiraganaishardtoreadevenfornativeJapanese.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Japanese, kanji, hiragana, katagana all kill me. I have enough of a hard time reading English. Hawaiian street signs kill me. By the time I try parsing all those vowels, I am four blocks down the road.

      • Sensei

        How’s your Hangul? The writing system of linguist dreams.

        I briefly looked tried to make heads or tails of it, but it still looked like it was going to be just as much of a PITA as memorizing hiragana or katakana or both together.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Terrible. But I have spent almost no time learning it.

        I do have to suffer through countless lectures from *every* Korean about how it is the most perfect writing system ever. And that they invented the printing press.

        When I go to Korea, I become functionally illiterate. In Japan everything is at least written in English too. But the stubborn-assed Koreans all insist on only using hangul. The further away from the big city, the worse it gets.

    • Sensei

      I’d like to buy a vowel!

      • Not Adahn

        It’s not the only abjad out there.

    • Not Adahn

      My point is more “these kids are taking it a couple of hours a week for a couple years, and seem to have less grasp (especially later in life) than people who took one year of a language in high school or one semester college/night classes”

      It would seem to be something in the instructional technique.

  25. hayeksplosives

    Looks like plane ticket prices are going to go way up.

    And flight selections will go way down.

    • Not Adahn

      Boeing bedshat again?

      • R C Dean

        No, the FAA shit all over the airlines (again).

    • Nephilium

      So I’m hearing I should book my flights down to Florida for Glibcruise soon, right?

    • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

      That’s nothing. Watch warehousers unload a truck full of bleach that way.

  26. Drake

    Hard to tell in a war of attrition if this is an isolated circumstance or signs of a general collapse beginning. Russians able to take a key town fairly easily because one Ukrainian brigade left after not getting any supplies for some time. Another brigade refused to jump into the gap at the last minute and expose themselves.

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13343997/Russia-breaks-Ukraine-line-captures-strategically-important-town-newly-arrived-brigade-fled-post-major-blow-Kyiv-just-finally-approves-huge-aid-package.html

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      They’re definitely buckling under the pressure-don’t know if the money will do any good at this point.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Apparently, the money didn’t do any good at any point.

  27. DrOtto

    That article on spy hunters was stupid. “Can be up to 20 inches or more.” Drop the words ‘up to’. Also, to cite that vehicles can be up to 8 ft wide and say that these are legal because of that one statute is stupid because you also can’t have something protruding beyond the body of the car more than 3 inches on the left and 6 inches on the right. Also, if your width is over 84 inches, you are required to display amber lights. That’s why both the Ram TRX and Ford Raptor have amber lights on them, not a styling thing like the poor 4runner guys seem to think. Vogue tires are both white and gold wall tyres (how Vogue rolls on the spelling of tires). Also, Cadillac was offering both spoked hubcaps and real spoked rims before the ’80s, the true spokes are worth a lot because they were an expensive option that most people didn’t go for. My guess is the reporter was born in the ’80s and history started with her though.

    • The Last American Hero

      How are passenger side mirrors legal?

      • DrOtto

        My better late than never answer is they are considered part of the body

    • Urthona

      Bah. Didn’t even make the playoffs.

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Not generally but I do like the Charlie Brown Christmas album guy.

    • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

      Eh, he’s good and all, but I prefer the Kansas City sound of the thirties, or the cool sound of the fifties.

      Give it too me dirty and wild, or effortlessly cool.

  28. DrOtto

    If you watch the Biden video, it’s not that he says “Pause” so much as he asserts it and then repeats it a second time quieter. “PAUSE!…pause.” He’s totally in charge of his faculties.

  29. Stinky Wizzleteats

    A (kinda) short vid on the current situation in Ukraine (this guy seems to be pretty realistic in his vids from what I’ve seen):
    https://youtu.be/2h9Yw7po9VA?si=nOh2FYPdFbBqzc6W

    Looks like we might have approved that money just in time for the collapse.

    • Drake

      The first unit that left their positions reportedly had not been fed or resupplied in weeks. The Ukes have their officers way behind the lines and leave to the NCOs to run things. It was those Sergeants who eventually said screw-it and retreated.

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Hard to blame them really, it’s pretty evident that their government doesn’t give a damn about their lives and now a lot of the men on the line were press ganged to get them there. Probably going to see a fair bit more of this.

      • Pine_Tree

        And the next phase of the collapse will be the Russian army extending sympathy and comradeship to the NCOs and draftees, pointing out that their leadership all the way up has abandoned them. “We’re really one people…”, etc. And it’s going to work, and the cannon-fodder will be switching sides

      • R C Dean

        I’m not sure the Russian draftees are really the people to sell that particular message. At least the senior Russian officers are occasionally spotted near the front, though.

      • Drake

        Already there. Both sides have used drones dropping leaflets or with loudspeakers to convince the other side to surrender.

    • R C Dean

      We should probably start a pool on when the Russians finally win this war. The hard part may be defining what counts as winning. While I have little doubt Putin wants to add all of Ukraine to the Greater Russian Empire (I mean, all the blather about the Kievan Rus blah blah in his Carlson interview was basically justifying that), it may be that leaving a rump Ukraine in place is the smarter move diplomatically. ,This has always been a war of conquest and annexation, so tough call.

      • Pine_Tree

        I think after the UKR army leadership collapses, Russia (with all the blather above extended to really focus on the “brotherhood” part) will set up elections in Ukraine, make sure the outcome is fortified in the right direction, and the result is a Ukraine that still exists in name but is organized in however fashion Putin wants. And that he starts using the term “undemocratic” (etc.) to criticize any of his international critics.

      • R C Dean

        Russia has already annexed chunks of Ukraine. They ain’t giving that back even to a government they control. I wonder how much more they will annex, and what rump Ukraine will actually consist of.

      • Pine_Tree

        That’s what I meant by “still exists in name but is organized in however fashion…” – the borders will be Russian-drawn. I’d bet on a little bit more official annexation, just to prove they can.

      • creech

        I’m betting the Ukes come back to Biden Admin. for another round of $$$billions by June 1st as the Russian offensive grinds on. One hopes the Uniparty finally realizes “enough is enough” and tells Zelensky to open negotiations. Of course, the smart part of the Uniparty will blame the foot-dragging stupid part of the Uniparty for the collapse of Ukraine and it will be a major election issue.

      • R C Dean

        There’s another potential pool: Where will Zelensky’s lavish post-Ukraine compound be?

  30. Not Adahn

    For people puzzing on the server errors:

    Earlier today the squirrels were rejecting a comment I was attempting. Now they accepted it (it was the Ow!” response to Pope Jimb.)

    • Sensei

      He’s still going to stay right where he is. He got 16 years for a CA case according to NBC.

    • R C Dean

      “the trial judge in the disgraced mogul’s case had made a critical error, allowing prosecutors to call a series of women as witnesses who said that Weinstein had assaulted them, but whose accusations weren’t part of the charges against him”

      Yeah, that’s pretty basic stuff.

      • Sensei

        But what about “their truth”?

  31. Common Tater

    “EXCLUSIVE How at least 13 banks may have worked with feds to SPY on transactions of hundreds of pro-gun and religious Trump supporters after January 6 ‘without warrants’

    At least 13 financial institutions are being investigated by Republicans in Congress for colluding with the federal government to spy on Americans after the January 6 protests looking for ‘extremism’ indicators.

    The House Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government led by top Republican Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, is investigating ‘collusion’ between U.S. banks and federal agencies in the aftermath of the Capitol riot.

    The Biden administration worked with banks to comb through ‘extremism’ indicators like the purchase of a religious text, like a Bible, or searches including the terms ‘MAGA’ and ‘TRUMP,’ according to shocking revelations by the committee.”

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13346959/banks-maga-supporters-january-6-investigation-biden-administration-trump.html

    Extreme Bibles?

    • rhywun

      “shocking” “collusion”

    • Stinky Wizzleteats

      Spying? The govt. asked and the companies gave. Privately owned bro.

      • ZWAK will kindle all of the dreams it took a lifetime to destroy

        Sort of like how the gov’t asked Facebook or Twitter. As soon as the G asked, it was a violation.

        Not that they give a shit.

      • The Other Kevin

        Yeah but the government needs to be able to keep kids from jumping off buildings.

    • R C Dean

      It still annoys me when they make rule changes retroactive. There’s a lot of coaches and programs that have been sanctioned out there for doing pretty much what USC did. Is the NCAA going to reimburse those fines?

      I am curious, though – now that they are giving Bush the Heisman, who will they take it away from? Does that guy have to give up the actual trophy now?

      • Drake

        It angered me at the time because the case was so weak and there was no evidence the coaches or administration had any idea what was happening. And the guy doing the punishing was the AD of Miami of all places, while they were openly paying players.

      • robc

        They didnt give it to anyone else.

    • Not Adahn

      Give Jim Thorpe his medals back!

      • Sensei

        + 1 Mauch Chunk!

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Today, in stuff nobody cares about but me:

    The IndyCar Series has disqualified Josef Newgarden from the season-opening race in St. Petersburg which he won handily, disqualified teammate Scott McLaughlin from third and penalized Will Power with the loss of 10 points after determining Team Penske, the team owned by IndyCar Series owner Roger Penske, violated the series’ push-to-pass rules.

    Second-place finisher Pato O’Ward of Arrow McLaren has been promoted to first and awarded the win.

    IndyCar’s longstanding practice in its road and street course races is to disable the push-to-pass system, which gives drivers an extra shot of 50hp or so, prior to starts and restarts. The system only becomes active when the series enables the buttons on the steering wheel to command the engines to deliver the extra power.

    It was a software glitch. Completely unintentional.

  33. Sensei

    As CA car mandates normally come for the rest of us…

    The San Francisco Democrat amended it ahead of its first hearing Tuesday to require just visual and audio signals that alert drivers when they’ve exceeded the speed threshold. The mandate would also only apply to half of new vehicles starting in 2029 and all new vehicles by 2032.

    California lawmakers rein in bill to limit car speeds
    https://www.politico.com/news/2024/04/24/california-car-speed-limit-00154155

    In Europe this means every time you start the car the “alarm” will be active. You get to dig down into the menus and you can shut it off for the one trip.

    Obligatory Japan reference.

    For a couple of decades, JDM specification model of vehicles often included a speed chime (ja:速度警告音) which rings when a driver exceeds 105 km/h (65 mph) for standard cars and 85 km/h (53 mph) for kei cars. This speed chime was first mandated on November 21, 1974, according to Article 1 of the “Ministerial Ordinance for Partial Revision of Safety Standards for Road Transport Vehicles”.

    • ron73440

      My ’05 Saab has a chime if I go over 120 kmph (75 mph).

      I changed it to go off at 100 mph.

      I’ve only heard it a couple of times.

      • R.J.

        It stop going off altogether if you clip a few wires…
        On new Jeeps the nanny exists, but it can be turned off permanently. And it is tied to the Nav/Sat so it more tells you when you are exceeding local speed limits, which can be useful in some states (Oklahoma).

      • Sensei

        The Tesla has three options. Off, Display a Warning, and Warning + Chime.

        Default from memory, warning on the screen.

        Seems completely reasonable.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    “The integrity of the IndyCar Series championship is critical to everything we do,” Frye said. “While the violation went undetected at St. Petersburg, IndyCar discovered the manipulation during Sunday’s warmup in Long Beach and immediately addressed it ensuring all cars were compliant for the Acura Grand Prix of Long Beach. Beginning with this week’s race at Barber Motorsports Park, new technical inspection procedures will be in place to deter this violation.”

    The series has telemetry on all the cars. The idjits on the teevee broadcast show a running tally of push-to-pass “doses” remaining for each car. But nobody noticed when Newgarden hit the nitrous button every time the green came out? I think maybe somebody else found out and made it an issue.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Nobody wants to take away your electricity

    The Biden administration on Thursday cracked down on planet-warming emissions and other pollution from power plants, aiming to make these power sources more environmentally friendly.

    The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) announced on Thursday it had finalized a suite of rules that aim to cut the plants’ pollution.

    One such rule, which regulates greenhouse gas emissions from existing coal and new gas plants, will require them to install technology that prevents 90 percent of their carbon emissions.

    It also finalized rules that aim to reduce coal plants’ releases of toxic substances like mercury into the air and pollution discharges into wastewater.

    A fourth agency rule issued Thursday tightens restrictions on the disposal of toxic coal waste, also known as coal ash, to prevent leaks that can contaminate groundwater.

    It’s like they’re frantically trying to get as much of their wealth destruction policy into place before the election as they can.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    “Today, EPA is proud to make good on the Biden-Harris Administration’s vision to tackle climate change and to protect all communities from pollution in our air, water, and in our neighborhoods,” EPA Administrator Michael Regan said in a written statement.

    He said that with the new rules, the agency is “cutting pollution while ensuring that power companies can make smart investments and continue to deliver reliable electricity for all Americans.”

    Buy your diesel backup generator while you still can.

    • R C Dean

      Pfft. Like you’ll be allowed to buy diesel fuel.

    • R.J.

      Jeez. Is everybody a performance artist these days? She isn’t quite Crackhead Barnie, but still a stunning performance.

    • rhywun

      Like, OMG.

    • ron73440

      Putnam earns a living as an Uber Eats driver and earns additional income through her TikTok channel and OnlyFans, she told the Daily Star.

      Some of her other visible tattoos depict Satanic imagery, including a goat with a pentagram on its forehead on her chest and a Leviathan Cross on the back of her hand.

      She seems stable.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The 23-year-old went on to question how a young person without experience is “supposed to get employed” at these entry-level jobs.

      “So younger people just can’t get a job because they haven’t worked enough? So, like, they’ll deny a 16-year-old a job because they don’t have enough work experience?”

      Thanks $20/hr minimum wage! When employers have to pay a premium for workers, they are only going to want to hire premium workers.

  37. The Late P Brooks

    The most high-profile rule issued Thursday is the greenhouse gas restriction, which applies to both existing coal plants and newly constructed natural gas plants.

    Under the rule, these power plants are expected to have to capture 90 percent of their carbon dioxide emissions to prevent them from going into the atmosphere and heating the planet — or come up with another way to reach equivalent greenhouse gas emissions.

    In a few years we’ll be importing electricity from Mexico. Total win for the planet.

    • R C Dean

      I’m starting to wonder if we shouldn’t sell our current house, which is kind of an electricity hog, and get something smaller and much more energy efficient. Ideally, cash in on whatever solar subsidies there are to get full OTG capability. Because if this sticks, the grid is going to be third-world reliable.

      • Sensei

        My plan for retirement is a smaller home with potential solar and battery storage.

        It will still not be fun if your climate is anything but truly temperate. You can limp along with solar not everything is going to work depending on how hot or cool it is.

    • Pope Jimbo

      Reading the article, it sounds like the local yokels didn’t like the visitors coming into their town and annoying them.