STEVE SMITH NEEDZ HALP
STEVE SMITH NNEDZ HALP. HIM GO TO GLIBERTARIAN HQ, TALK TO FOUNDATION BOARD. BY TALK TO, MEAN…
HIM FIND OUT GLIBERTARIAN FOUNDATION RUN LOW ON MUNNIEZ. HIM GIVE ALL HIM HAVE OF PINE CONES, LEAFSES, BUT IT ONLY HALP LITTLE. HOOMANS SAY “OUCH!” “STEVE, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THAT?!” “HELP!” … THEN THEM SAY “MONEY RUNNING OUT. WEBSITE EAT MONEY, NOT MUCH COME IN. NO MERCH SALES EITHER.”
STEVE SMITH OFFER RAPE BILLS, BUT HOOMANS SAY THAT NO WORK. TEASURERER HOOMAN SAY HIM POST ON THIS YESTERDAY, WHY STEVE NO READ? HIM SAY IF FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANS HATE PAYPAL, NOW CAN GIVE BY “ZELLE”. THEY NEED USE squirrelchow@glibertarians.com FOR EMAILZ ADDRESS. EASY! STEVE SMITH SAY SORRY TO TRESURE HOOMAN, PROMISE HIM ONE GET OUT OF RAPE FREE CARD.
STEVE SMITH HOPE FUNNY GLIBERTARIAN HOOMANZ CAN GIVE SOME. BUT NO GIVE WHAT NEEDZ! ONLY FUN MUNNIEZ!
FREE CASCADIA!
Back to the couch cushions!
Donated – thank you for keeping the site going!
Fourscore- There are a few dwarf fruit trees here (pear and apple); they are currently in full bloom and full of cute little striped buzzing insects.
*When I was in high school we had a bunch of apple trees; the subdivision had been an apple orchard in a past life. I don’t remember those trees ever being full of blossoms like these.
Weird.
I too lived in a subdivision that had been an apple orchard at one time (literally called “Applewood Acres,” inside of what is now Mississauga, Ontario, Canada, and still viewable on Google Maps). We had six apple trees in our front and back yards combined, and I hated the “June drop” with every fibre of my being, ’cause I had to pick up all of the semi-rotten fruit that dropped every week. Disgusting.
Loved the apple pies, though, but with six trees, early autumn got to be a bit much after awhile.
Why would you pick them up? Anything like that in my yard gets mulched with the lawn mower. It makes great mulch.
When the apples outnumber individual blades of grass and start to ferment, you have a problem.
Yeah, our pear tree did that a few years ago. All it did was attract the dreaded Nutria.
Sounds like an artificial sweetener.
No, just a ROUS.
The mango apocalypse is just starting at my shit shack. There are several hundred pound plus fruits just getting ripe. The season starts so innocently. Today I picked two. Before long I’ll have 30+ of them on my counter every day waiting to be peeled, sliced, and bagged.
It is work, but I do love me some mango.
They produce a crop of magnitude every other year. This should be your blessed year. More rain?
Last year my crab apple tree had over 20 gals of fruit, I doled 5-5-10 gals to the neighbors, was rewarded with apple sauce and apple butter. I moved 5 baby Honey Crisp trees (from seed) out side of the garden but put a little fence around them. Have 6 trees inside the fence. All are leafing out now.
Find a new friend with bees or come here, meet great Glibs, though Pope Jimbo has an excused absence this fall. 3rd Sunday of Sep
I will let the family financial officer know of the need and send something.
Done.
That oughta keep you assho . . . er, folks happy for awhile.
Is “squirrelchow@glibertarians.com” the PayPal number too? I couldn’t get Zelle configured so I used PayPal.
Clearly not. I went back and paid via the link on the right side of the website. I will start a monthly donation.
I just navigated to the previous article begging for squirrel chow and used the included PayPal link.
Zelle didn’t work for me either so I’ll go to PayPal. I know I’m supposed to hate them for some reason I can’t remember but I think at least it works for me.
I forgot why I wasn’t supposed to like them but they made it easy to donate, once I figured the plan out.
I’m mystified. Zelle worked quite easily for me. An extra security step or two because it was a new AP address, which I don’t mind, but it took all of 5 minutes at the most.
I’ve quit using PayPal because (a) they fuck their vendors and (b) they got all political and starting banning badthinkers from their service. Which is within their rights, but I decided if they could cut off badthinkers, I could cut off them.
Yep. They are totally within their rights, and I am totally within my rights to say “FUCK YOU” to them (Paypal). And I have.
Thank you TPTB for the Zelle option. The PO Box option would be even better.
Seconded on the plea for an additional option.
I will talk to the accts payable chief when I get home.
Mine just bought a bunch of art from one of her talented friends, so my spending efforts look paltry by comparison.
Works for me.
Heh. That’s how I do it too.
Firsters don’t ask for permission to do anything. They just are. They just do.
Fuck paypal.
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I hated the “June drop” with every fibre of my being, ’cause I had to pick up all of the semi-rotten fruit that dropped every week.
When we got there, the trees were all scraggly and neglected and half dead. They had a serious Wizard of Oz vibe. My dad got us out there pruning and trimming and grooming them. The next summer there were a million apples on those trees (and on the ground). Picking them up was almost as much fum as mowing the lawn which involved tramping through the vast swarm of wasps. Apparently wasps love rotting apples.
They love any fruit. We had a few pear trees growing up. Those wasps are more of them than I did.
There is a shortage of housing, sugar, and protiens in the natural world. If you have any of that about some critter is going to find it.
Did the entire Glibertariat snuff it at 6:00 CST? WTF?
Dude! It’s laundry night!
What is the “laundry” of which you speak?
Some people actually wash their clothes?
And? I fail to see how orphan tasks have any impact
https://nypost.com/2024/05/12/us-news/boardwalk-empire-star-steve-buscemi-attacked-by-rock-wielding-maniac-in-nyc/
Poor Steve.
Yeah, one of my favorites.
I hope he smacked the POS back.
“Are we square?!”
Boardwalk Empire? That’s the role they went with?
Leading the witness
Ahead of Michael Cohen’s witness testimony in former President Donald Trump’s criminal hush money trial, legal analyst Andrew Weissmann said on Sunday that Cohen should emulate former adult film star Stormy Daniels’ conduct on the witness stand.
Accuse Trump of raping him?
At this point, why not?
Er, as far as I can tell, Stormy hasn’t exactly done herself (or the prosecution) a whole bunch of favours by her conduct to date.
Perjure himself?
Rambunctious
A Georgia mother was fatally mauled by dogs who attacked her and her children Thursday, just days before Mother’s Day.
Brooks County deputies responded to a home on the 2000 block of Webster Road in Quitman, south Georgia, at around 4:45 p.m. ET for a report of multiple minors being attacked by a dog, according to the Georgia Bureau of Investigation.
“When deputies arrived, they encountered several aggressive dogs on the property,” the GBI said in a news release. “It was determined that an individual had already taken several minors to a local hospital.”
Courtney Williams, 35, was found dead in the yard of the home.
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The medical examiner’s office will conduct an autopsy on Williams to determine her cause of death, the GBI said. It’s not clear at this time if anyone will face charges in connection with her death.
No biggy. Dogs will be dogs.
neighbor lady calls me. “Do you have a shock collar?”
“Yes, if I can find it. Why?”
Her “I have this dog that was thrown out and I want to rescue it but it is a bit hard to handle.”
Me: “I will be there in a minute.” I grabbed my pistol.
Me: “You cant keep that dog. It is a carbon copy of the one that cost me 5 hours in reconstructive surgery. I was barely able to keep it from killing me. It was fine and then in the blink of an eye, for no reason that anyone can figure, it wasn’t fine. If that dog gets on you like that you won’t last a minute and it will kill you. Your 4 yo son wouldn’t last 2 seconds. Hate me forever if you want to but I am not going to either one of your funerals, y’all have to go to mine when the time comes. You cant keep that dog. If the sheriff won’t come get him I am going to put him down. If you really want a dog I will get any dog for you that you want, just not that one.”
Tears, but she knew I was right. Later her husband thanked me for that since he wasn’t there and didn’t have to deal with it.
So, this morning I was starting to make cherry wine and discovered my guest bathtub would not drain. I jiggled the drain handle and it fell apart. Great. Fiddled around with it a bit and realized I have to cut the wall in the closet to get to the fixture to do what I need to do. Ooops, cant do that because the closet light fixture is not working and just hanging by wires (WTF?). I repair that. I was going to cut the sheetrock and remove it in one piece, build a light frame around that to make an easily removable hatch then cover the hole back with that. Nope. Sheetrock broke because it is screwed onto the frame of the back of the shower kit in weird places.
Ok, so first electrical, now carpentry to build a hatch from scratch. After spending most of the day cursing and throwing tools I am tired and quit for the day. I haven’t really gotten to the plumbing yet. All of this because the fucking bathtub wouldn’t drain. The description of every plumbing job ever begins with “It was going fine until….”
I guess life is full of ‘until’s. Oh well.
Yes, I will give.
https://www.amazon.com/FlexiSnake-Drain-Weasel-Sink-Snake/dp/B01NB0729G
Got the water heater replaced. Supply lines don’t quite fit the new one. Fuck it, I’m going to relocate the entire thing later this summer anyways. No leaks and hot water again. Good enough.
It’s always Roseanna Roseannnadana time.
Sounds like the plot of a JRPG game. Any moment you will look for the tools to finally fix your drain and find elves stole them. They won’t give your tools back until you go on a quest involving a magic toilet plunger.
Alright, money inbound via paypal. Wish it was more, but it is a tight month.
Sent earlier today.
Zelle worked well for me. After I entered the “squirrel” email address, it showed up as Glibertarian Foundation so I knew I hadn’t made a typo.
I got as far as “you have to enter your phone number to receive a code” and when they called me, it hung up.
After watching dozens of episodes of the First 48, I have come to the inclusion that if homicide is ever eliminated in Atlanta and Mobile, the local helium balloon dealers will go out of business.
Slow week end in Chicago, only 4 so far. Must be the youths are spending time with Mama or baby’s Mama
I dont get the reference
The families come out in droves to release balloons into the air in memoriam.
“Conclusion” not “inclusion”.
Stoopid autocorrect.
Funeral balloons? Because that’d be weird.
“Rest in power, king”?
Yep. It’s quite a thing. Sometimes it’s done on the victim’s next birthday or other significant day. They make the young kids write messages on the balloons. Matching t-shirts with photos of the deceased.
Remarkably similar ritual every time.
I dropped a few dimes via PayPal yesterday. I put it in my monthly budget.
Done.
Ooooh my chunk o’ change has just been donated! I feel better after having a productive weekend off. My sleep schedule is all off but things looking up.
It feels so strange remembering tomorrow… later today is Monday. Last scrap of food and then bedtime for Bonzo. It is lovely my office is so close and I’m fluidly learning the machine I operate.
Zelle worked for me. Fuck PayPal.
Mornin’ all!
Today’s musical selection is from an obscure ‘super group’, Channel Light Vessel. Bill Nelson, Roger Eno, Laaraji and Kate St. John.
Everything Everywhere
Share and enjoy!
Mornin’
Hey Glibs! Get out there and have a great Monday!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zBwKm8u8Rc4
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Decent tune, and the video is a good homage.
suh’ fam
whats goody
TALL (216) CANS!
/actually, today we’re testing over more towards Youngstown
Good morning, homey, Sean, Beau, and TARDy!
Mornin’ GT
Getting any warmer up nort’?
Yeah, supposed to hit 80 today. With rain. ☹️
We get the 80 today and the rain tomorrow…just in time for a Dayton Dragons game. 🙄
“Elon Musk’s X Corp scores major victory in court battle against eSafety Commissioner over Wakeley church stabbing video”
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/elon-musks-x-corp-scores-major-victory-in-court-battle-against-esafety-commissioner-over-wakeley-church-stabbing-video/news-story/8db5314e6944f1595abba480859bcec1#share-tools
Well good on Musk for not folding like an accordian on this like the others did. Among our tech giants all you need is a reasonable facsimile of a spine to stand out from the crowd.
Good on him indeed!
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