The Hat and The Hair Animated: Rerun: Ep 19

by | May 22, 2024 | Hat and Hair | 72 comments

The Democrats pinned all their obsessive hatred against Trump, at first, on Robert Mueller. That turned out to be a big nothingburger.Β  He couldn’t even come up with a jay-waling ticket on Trump.Β  Trump is a piece of shit person, but he seems to be a cleaner piece of shit than anyone else in DC.Β  How fucking sad is that.Β  This episode introduced The Hat’s rhetorical ‘Witch Hunt!’,Β  an even more reactionary response than the way Trump throws it out. I’m pretty sure The Hat was one of those buckled hats in Salem in a past life. Never fear Democrats, ‘The Squad’ will save you! Or at least bilk you for contributions.

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72 Comments

  1. KK, Plump & Unfiltered

    CPRM check in plz

    • slumbrew

      Swissy knows him IRL, correct?

    • CPRM

      just got home

      • slumbrew

        *cracks beer drinks rye in celebration of your continued well-being*

      • CPRM

        Didn’t have much of anything other than hard rain for 20 mins.

  2. Sean

    Burn all the hippies.

    • Chafed

      I’ll prepare the gallows.

  3. DEG

    jay-waling

    I like the typo.

    What the Hat said about the dementia ward… umm…. was he predicting Biden?

  4. whahappan

    Where’s everybody on the zooms?

    • Mojeaux

      I’m working, as usual on Wednesday nights.

  5. Gender Traitor

    O/T: A couple of hours ago, a narrow but intense line of thunderstorms went through SW OH, and a brief burst of high wind blew down the top half or so of my beloved magnolia tree, leaving its limbs hanging down on the driveway right behind my car. 😭🌳🌺 (At least they didn’t land ON my car.)

    Also, I repeat KK’s page of CPRM. Mr. CPRM to the white courtesy (or rudeness) phone, please.

    • whahappan

      He may be working, he works 2nd shift.

  6. Fourscore

    Just finished talking to my daughter in Temple, TX. A tornado or heavy straight line winds , probably an F1, did a lot of tree damage, shingles off. She was OK, church got cancelled as it was under way.

    Sorry to hear about your tree though, GT.

    CPRM may be working, he does different shifts.

    • Gender Traitor

      Yikes! So sorry about her tree and roof damage (guess I’d better check our brand new roof in the morning!) but glad she wasn’t hurt!

    • Gender Traitor

      Ooh! Thanks, slummy! Is it ready for mere mortals to try to use, or does it still need some tweaks from those with better ‘puter-fu than I have?

      • slumbrew

        Trashy still “owns” the canonical location; if I don’t hear from him in the next day or so I’ll merge this change in, so you should pick it up at that point but the above link should have your browser load up the newer script if you want to check it out early (I’ll bump the version number if I merge it myself so I think it’ll sort itself out in the long run).

      • Gender Traitor

        Ooh! I have the left margin functions showing! Their placement on the page might benefit from a tweak – the Options menu link and the “R” (“Mark all comments read”) are getting covered up by the “frozen” page header when you scroll down. Thanks for working on this! I’ve been getting by without it, but I’ve missed it!

      • slumbrew

        What OS/device and browser are you using?

      • Gender Traitor

        Windows 10 Pro on an HP laptop, Firefox

      • slumbrew

        Hrm. On a normal-ish sized browser with Firefox (albeit on a Mac), it’s OK:

        https://ibb.co/zhXJLjw

      • slumbrew

        But I think I see what you’re seeing if I make the browser very narrow:

        https://ibb.co/7pSC7v6

        That approximate your issue?

      • Gender Traitor

        Not really – the left margin functions just sit up higher, like so. You can barely see the bottom of the “R” and reach it, but it and the Options above it are covered by the “floating” page header.

      • slumbrew

        Huh. Weird.

        I don’t have a Windows machine but I’ll play around with the various browser+OS combos I do have.

        I really hate UX/UI stuff, so if any Glibs want to step up that’s be just great…

    • rhywun

      Sweet – I was unaware of the z-index thing.

      My script is modified so I made the adjustment to my copy and now I have the buttons.

      • slumbrew

        I’m pretty sure just setting z-index to 100 is a horrible hack but…

        Anything interesting in your fork? I know you mentioned binding to Alt-X keys – that’d be interesting to add to the main branch.

      • rhywun

        Really just the accesskey thing so I could hook my own keyboard shortcut up to cycle thru new comments.

        I have a style sheet that heavily modifies the look but is about half broken now. I may or may not fix it.

    • Chafed

      Suppose someone has no idea what any of that means. How would that hypothetical person install this brand new Monocle?

      • slumbrew

        One would click on that link – provided they had something like Violentmonkey (or the now closed-source Greasemonkey) installed: https://violentmonkey.github.io/get-it/

        *bumps up “document how to get Monocle working” on Todoist*

      • Gender Traitor

        Hey, slummy – don’t know if this makes a difference, but when I first started using Monocle/Eyepiece, I ended up with Tampermonkey rather than Greasemonkey. (Don’t remember why – that’s been quite a while back.)

      • slumbrew

        That shouldn’t matter but I’ll test it out.

        As I look at it, Greasemonkey is abandoned (?) and Tampermonkey became the new hotness, but _that_ is the one that went closed source, so Violentmonkey got popular.

        TL;DR – it shouldn’t matter which framework you’re using.

      • Gender Traitor

        πŸ™‚πŸ‘

        πŸ₯±πŸ˜”πŸ˜΄

      • Chafed

        Thanks slum. Will this work on Android?

  7. Mojeaux

    My husband just reminded me our daughter will be 21 in a month.

    Why does he do things like this to me?

    • Chafed

      So you don’t miss her big day?

      /father of 22 year old

    • Sean

      When is she gonna make you a grandmother? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  8. Beau Knott

    Good morning all!
    More teenage anguish, this time from Simple Plan

    Perfect

    Share and enjoy!

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, Beau and Sean!

      I’m a little stiff and sore from dragging magnolia tree limbs off the driveway. Glad I only have to work half a day before I leave for a hair appointment!

      • Gender Traitor

        Good morning, U! How are you today?

      • UnCivilServant

        I want to just ignore work, but I have to decide who to hire between two closely matched candidates.

      • Gender Traitor

        Ooh! Tough decision! I wish you luck with that!

      • Stinky Wizzleteats

        Flip a coin.

      • Not Adahn

        Roll a die?

      • Sean

        πŸ™‚

  9. Tres Cool

    suh’ fam
    whats goody

    Its a beautiful day to be on the stack.

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, homey (and Stinky!) Hope you didn’t get the nasty weather up there, but if so, at least it wouldn’t have been while you were climbing around way too high off the ground!

      • Grosspatzer, Superstar

        Mornin, GT. I saw upthread that you were dragging magnolia limbs around. Nasty boom-booms?

      • Gender Traitor

        No lightning, just a brief, intense high wind (leading edge of a rainstorm) blew the top half of our huge magnolia down. 😒 (onto the driveway…right behind my car. At least it wasn’t ON the car!)

      • Grosspatzer, Superstar

        That sucks, magnolias are beautiful. We’ll be getting what’s left of that weather this afternoon, in weakened form (I hope).

      • Ownbestenemy

        We had the lower part of that storm, so just a light show and some thunder. Glad to hear minimal damage GT

  10. Grosspatzer, Superstar

    Mornin’, reprobates!

    • Ownbestenemy

      Mornin

    • Gender Traitor

      Good morning, ‘patzie & OBE!

    • rhywun

      Crews restored power to one of the tracks at around 9:30 p.m.

      4 hours later. JFC.

  11. Not Adahn

    Happy hour specials! $6 drafts… JFC.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Just go to the store at that point…

      • Not Adahn

        Am I hallucinating, or were $0.50 drafts a thing back in the ’90s?

    • Sean

      Krikey!